Banned because yes, the players were saved by Providence, given some deep advice, then had to escape the moon before it blew up/got yoinked by the Void. Once they came back to their starting city, their quest giver, the Captain (they were originally redirecting lost magic items from a failed expedition but got caught up in this divine family feud), asks them “How’d you guys do?”
Complete silence plus 1-2 sniffles of sadness from the party. I think it got a bit too deep for a couple of new players.
Banned because that is the craziest intro campaign to D&D I think I've ever heard of, and I'm the guy who pitted 5 level 3 pcs against a red dragon wyrmling, 4 goblin bosses, and 8 goblins.
Banned because I was trying to be nice to them, they had good magic items tailored to them (halve hp, double damage? Wizard like very much!) and I even gave them a pet lizardfolk (lemurians, they were called) capable of spitting a ball of flames that dealt EXACTLY 1d6 + 1 FIRE DAMAGE. SUPER HELPFUL!
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin “No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Banned because I would too. Was that the end of the campaign?
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I try to keep the peace and be neutral most of the time…
Banned because yes, the players were saved by Providence, given some deep advice, then had to escape the moon before it blew up/got yoinked by the Void. Once they came back to their starting city, their quest giver, the Captain (they were originally redirecting lost magic items from a failed expedition but got caught up in this divine family feud), asks them “How’d you guys do?”
Complete silence plus 1-2 sniffles of sadness from the party. I think it got a bit too deep for a couple of new players.
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
Banned because that is the craziest intro campaign to D&D I think I've ever heard of, and I'm the guy who pitted 5 level 3 pcs against a red dragon wyrmling, 4 goblin bosses, and 8 goblins.
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I try to keep the peace and be neutral most of the time…
Banned because They were level 15 when they decided to fight the CR 30 god capable of dealing 610 force damage in one attack.
…it’s a miracle they even got him down to half health. So I had to use my half-improvised alternate ending.
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
Banned because wow. What were they supposed to do instead at that level?
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I try to keep the peace and be neutral most of the time…
Probably fight the other CR 30 god, (this one was closer to an actual CR 30 creature. Mithras in all honesty could probably classify as CR 40-45).
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
Banned because wow. That's insane.
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I try to keep the peace and be neutral most of the time…
Banned because I was trying to be nice to them, they had good magic items tailored to them (halve hp, double damage? Wizard like very much!) and I even gave them a pet lizardfolk (lemurians, they were called) capable of spitting a ball of flames that dealt EXACTLY 1d6 + 1 FIRE DAMAGE. SUPER HELPFUL!
…and his brother loved worms. AVACADO
Banned for too many words
Banned for the irony of someone with a BOOK PFP saying that.
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Salem has dubbed me Fellow Pancake of The Fox.
Henlo, I am a pan, NB, chaotic ADHD mess of a furry.
I am also a eepy eeper, who likes WoF, WC, and fire.
Banned for stereotyping me. Also it's a notebook (& pen) and I'll thank you to respect it.
Banned because both of you are kinda correct.
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I try to keep the peace and be neutral most of the time…
banned for also being a lego fan
I shall now proceed to sip tea
Banned because it's the best!
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I try to keep the peace and be neutral most of the time…
banned because what themes your favourite
I shall now proceed to sip tea
Banned because anything that has more than 2K pieces.
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I try to keep the peace and be neutral most of the time…
banned for reasons
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3
Banned on the run.
Banned for only having 13 posts between 2019 and now
Heyo! You can call me Link. Here’s a bit about me:
Roomba Knight, Architect of the Cataclysm, Foxy Lunar Archpriest. Dubbed The Fluffy Bowman by Golden. He/Him
Theatre Kid, Ravenclaw, bookworm, DM, Lego fanatic, mythology nerd, pedantic about spelling. I also love foxes, cats, otters, and red pandas!
I love K-pop Demon Hunters and Korean Mythology. If you want to ask me about something, send me a PM!
I try to keep the peace and be neutral most of the time…
banned for no reasons
Nebularoace they/them call me Foalin
“No doubt I’ll tire of this eventually, but for now… I am content.” -Murtagh
ALL HAIL MERLIN! [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] + [roll]1d4[/roll] = [roll][roll:-6]+[roll:-5]+[roll:-4]+[roll:-3]+[roll:-2]+[roll:-1][/roll]
Hello all! I am Golden_Axolotl_Dragon's familiar, after a little conversation...
extended sig(click it) :3