Fire bolt- Shoot a streaking ball of fire towards a foe and deal a measly 1d10 fire damage. Use eldritch blast instead.
Fireball - Drawing magic from your inner reserves, you unleash a devastating nuke that explodes in a circle, hitting multiple enemies, and burning them to a crisp with a godly amount of 8d6 fire damage. Make your DM’s fights look like garbage. It’s also a nice way of TPK your entire party and have them triggered at you for the rest of the week.
Fire bolt- Shoot a streaking ball of fire towards a foe and deal a measly 1d10 fire damage. Use eldritch blast instead.
Fireball - Drawing magic from your inner reserves, you unleash a devastating nuke that explodes in a circle, hitting multiple enemies, and burning them to a crisp with a godly amount of 8d6 fire damage. Make your DM’s fights look like garbage. It’s also a nice way of TPK your entire party and have them triggered at you for the rest of the week.
For forgetting to put the letter ‘e’ in ‘banned’, lack of explanation,
You are utterly ba-na-naned
You spelled banned wrong, so with that you are hereby BANNED
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You spelled banned right, so you are Banned
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For forgetting the last 2 letters in the Banned word, you are :
BANNED !!
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Banned!!!!! for caring about spelling.
For missplacing the word Banned, you are:
SRSLY BNND !!!
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
For thinking you have to place Banned in a specific place BANNED
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For having numbers in your username!
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You are utterly banned for existing!
BANNED!!!!! for having letters of the first row of keys on a keyboard in your username.
BANNED!!!!!My Extended signature will post when I can.
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You are
BANNED for having 666 in your username!Damion Wild, Mark Of Storm Half-Elf, Druid (Circle Of Wildfire) 5, Monk 3
Banned for using multiple color in your BANNED!
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BANNED!
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Banned for banning people without perms
Banananned
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Ban
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THE BAN HAMMER HAS FALLEN ON YOU WITH A 30 TO HIT AND DEALS INFINITE BAN DMG TO YOU
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BANNED!
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I have other accounts on other sites under TheDragonLordOfPunz