Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
Banned because I must concur with thee, good sir NoiSilverheart. For what ShhinySilver doth not seem to understand is that the length of a, how we shall put it, internet message posted upon a forum board, while varying in length, is not really fit to be called "overly long" until it has reached the length of one or two paragraph, given the average length of the content an individual may post upon such internet forums like this. For if they doth thinkest that thy, NoiSilverheart, earlier post upon this here forum was possessive of that quality we colloquially refer to as being "overly long" then they are sadly misinformed in regards to the topic of what constitutes a long message upon an internet forum. It is therefore for greater beings such ourselves to therefore undertake the task at hand and demonstrate to the lesser folk what, indeed, a long message's constitution looks like. For by engaging in this artistry of post-making that is imbued with the properties of lengthiness we may enlighten the thirsting minds of our pupils.
Therefore, in the course of these events and for the education purposes of our quest, I must reiterate a former point that I brought to the fore earlier in this diatribe against the errant view that thy, NoiSilverheart, earlier post was "overly long." And that point, which has great importance, is central to not only the purpose of this comment as an individual, but the topic of this thread as a whole. For it rest upon the very foundations that fabricated this thread into existence. And so without further adieu and hereby declare: BANNED!
Banned because gibberish is the transcendent keystone to the fluid dynamics of interplanar comprehension of Euclidian value-theory interwoven with the fabric of societal interdependence.
Banned for missing the "winged" portion of "winged tiefling."
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Banned for double posting
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Banned for not giving your avatar time to sleep. Look at the bags under his eyes!
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Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Banned for assuming he doesn’t sleep
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Banned for not being an isilverheart
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
Banned because that sounds like an IPhone
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Banned because your a weeb goodbye
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
Banned because if you’re here on the forums here that must mean you’re a nerd, and therefore have no right to ban someone for being a weeb
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Banned for posting too long of a message
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
Banned because it wasn’t that long, eegit
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Banned because I must concur with thee, good sir NoiSilverheart. For what ShhinySilver doth not seem to understand is that the length of a, how we shall put it, internet message posted upon a forum board, while varying in length, is not really fit to be called "overly long" until it has reached the length of one or two paragraph, given the average length of the content an individual may post upon such internet forums like this. For if they doth thinkest that thy, NoiSilverheart, earlier post upon this here forum was possessive of that quality we colloquially refer to as being "overly long" then they are sadly misinformed in regards to the topic of what constitutes a long message upon an internet forum. It is therefore for greater beings such ourselves to therefore undertake the task at hand and demonstrate to the lesser folk what, indeed, a long message's constitution looks like. For by engaging in this artistry of post-making that is imbued with the properties of lengthiness we may enlighten the thirsting minds of our pupils.
Therefore, in the course of these events and for the education purposes of our quest, I must reiterate a former point that I brought to the fore earlier in this diatribe against the errant view that thy, NoiSilverheart, earlier post was "overly long." And that point, which has great importance, is central to not only the purpose of this comment as an individual, but the topic of this thread as a whole. For it rest upon the very foundations that fabricated this thread into existence. And so without further adieu and hereby declare: BANNED!
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
TL;DR, banned
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Banned for using acronyms
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Banned for suffering a rough Anxiety attack over every acronimus you see.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Banned for banning someone for anxiety
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Banned for getting Clamydia insanity....
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Banned for saying something that I don't understanddeapfjdsaofjaiofjdiosgnjeovneonfmjdsojfiwemvjidfomoigenmvijfndjiognfdijsngjies.
BANNED!
*Ironically uses comic sans*
Hello! How is your afternorning? Good? Great! ヾ(•ω•`)o
Come flex your storytelling skills here!
Am bakk!
I am in the Twinkling Stars Tavern, and I play Oliver Axolotl at Cafe [Redacted].
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Banned for not understanding what an std is
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Banned for being oblivious to the previous person's other "offense." HE POSTED GIBBERISH.
Brains over brawn? Mind over matter? These canny warriors rightly answer, "Why not both?" - Tasha
My Homebrews: Monsters, Magic Items, Spells, Races
Rhulg- Hobgoblin Gunsmith
Banned because gibberish is the transcendent keystone to the fluid dynamics of interplanar comprehension of Euclidian value-theory interwoven with the fabric of societal interdependence.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary