Banned for banning person based upon flawed reasoning that would never hold up in a court of law, thereby wasting taxpayer money via the silly yet necessary lawsuits that will have to brought before a judge in order to reverse the failed premise of your ban. Because it's decreases in public trust caused by actions such as your poor ban reasoning that will break down the pillars of society, reverting us back to a primitive hunter-gatherer society and undoing the technological progress of mankind. One day it's a poor ban reason. The next day you're striking a flint core in order to craft a hide scraper so that you can turn the pelt of a deer you speared to make a shirt for yourself.
Banned for having a Username i shall never be able to pronounce.
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Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
For the last year, there has been an issue between you and the administration in this forum. You have been warned multiple times and have even been punished for your actions, but you have ignored all of these warnings. Recently, you have caused a lot of disruption and have even been accused of trying to stage a coup. As a result, you have been banned from this forum until further notice.
As soon as you were notified of the ban, you tried to flee the forum. However, the forum security was able to catch up to you and detain you. You have been charged with numerous offences, including attempted rebellion, assaulting forum staff, and causing a public nuisance.
You are protesting your ban, claiming that you are being treated unfairly. You feel that you are being forced to spend your time away from your online friends. You believe that you deserve to be allowed to return to the forum, despite the fact that you have caused a lot of trouble.
You are banned from the forum until further notice. You are protesting your ban, claiming that you are being treated unfairly. You feel that you are being forced to spend your summer break away from your friends and family. You believe that you deserve to be allowed to return to this forum, despite the fact that you have caused a lot of trouble.
Banned Iam being treated unfairly. I wasn't even on this forum a year ago!
And how dare you say I tried to stage a coup! I didn't try; I succeeded. But then freaking Gary staged a second coup and things went downhill from there.
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
Banned for banning person based upon flawed reasoning that would never hold up in a court of law, thereby wasting taxpayer money via the silly yet necessary lawsuits that will have to brought before a judge in order to reverse the failed premise of your ban. Because it's decreases in public trust caused by actions such as your poor ban reasoning that will break down the pillars of society, reverting us back to a primitive hunter-gatherer society and undoing the technological progress of mankind. One day it's a poor ban reason. The next day you're striking a flint core in order to craft a hide scraper so that you can turn the pelt of a deer you speared to make a shirt for yourself.
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Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Banned for over thinking a ban
Come check out some of my Homebrew (please give input!)
Make some trinket tables on this thread!
Banned for having "on the couch" as your location - your couch isn't a location, it is a fixture in a location
Odo Proudfoot - Lvl 10 Halfling Monk - Princes of the Apocalypse (Campaign Finished)
Orryn Pebblefoot - Lvl 5 Rock Gnome Wizard (Deceased) - Waterdeep: Dragon Heist (Deceased)
Anerin Ap Tewdr - Lvl 5 Human (Variant) Bard (College of Valor) - Waterdeep: Dragon Heist
Banned for having a Username i shall never be able to pronounce.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Banned because it’s obviously pronounced like: loo-lah
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Banned because no it’s obviously lew-law [loo-lor]
Mendigo— Leader and only individual organism of the Jerry Hive. Used to play him in DM Training Ground—You are in a Room. It’s really fun— go check it out!
’If you find a fork in the road, pick it up, stab the next person that comes by with it, and run off with their stuff’ - some random guy’s signature
Just flat minds in a flat world with flat dreams. Boooooring. Who wants to cause some chaos?
Banned because you pronounce things differently than me anyway, cuz I’m west coast American
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Banned because you are a West Coast American
Odo Proudfoot - Lvl 10 Halfling Monk - Princes of the Apocalypse (Campaign Finished)
Orryn Pebblefoot - Lvl 5 Rock Gnome Wizard (Deceased) - Waterdeep: Dragon Heist (Deceased)
Anerin Ap Tewdr - Lvl 5 Human (Variant) Bard (College of Valor) - Waterdeep: Dragon Heist
Banned for Banning the Same type of person as me.
Proud member of the spider guild.
i Play Ursula, Ariadne, Bolehs, Uhluhtc and Lizagnazeialqi in the tavern at the end of the world.
spiders are absolutely wonderful works of nature and if you say otherwise i shall feast tonight.
"Those who fight with Swords are Fools. those who fight with Bows are Cowards. You, My friend, Seem to be Both a Coward and A Fool." -Wilbur, Archmage of the Sunset sea addressing a Warrior.
Banned for not demanding we know the pronunciation of their name
I have stolen your shredded cheese.
AgateElk8337’s Doppelgänger
Banned for participation in too many forum games.
Please use they/she pronouns for me :)
Banned for doing the same.
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
Banned for pointing out hypocrisy.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
You are banned for your actions.
For the last year, there has been an issue between you and the administration in this forum. You have been warned multiple times and have even been punished for your actions, but you have ignored all of these warnings. Recently, you have caused a lot of disruption and have even been accused of trying to stage a coup. As a result, you have been banned from this forum until further notice.
As soon as you were notified of the ban, you tried to flee the forum. However, the forum security was able to catch up to you and detain you. You have been charged with numerous offences, including attempted rebellion, assaulting forum staff, and causing a public nuisance.
You are protesting your ban, claiming that you are being treated unfairly. You feel that you are being forced to spend your time away from your online friends. You believe that you deserve to be allowed to return to the forum, despite the fact that you have caused a lot of trouble.
You are banned from the forum until further notice. You are protesting your ban, claiming that you are being treated unfairly. You feel that you are being forced to spend your summer break away from your friends and family. You believe that you deserve to be allowed to return to this forum, despite the fact that you have caused a lot of trouble.
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Banned I am being treated unfairly. I wasn't even on this forum a year ago!
And how dare you say I tried to stage a coup! I didn't try; I succeeded. But then freaking Gary staged a second coup and things went downhill from there.
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary
Banned for being too emotional
Please use they/she pronouns for me :)
Banned for not having a signature.
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
Banned for thinking that anyone actually cares
Please use they/she pronouns for me :)
Banned because I do care (get a signature)
Hollow unbreakable arrows are the most OP common magic item, and my current method of coming up with insane combat shenanigans.
if you make a steel pipe with one end closed and a nozzle on the other, you can enlarge it, fill with any liquid, and then drop concentration, creating a high pressure squirt gun. (or a pipe bomb, depending if it holds)
Banned for misspelling "shiny."
This is a signature. It was a simple signature. But it has been upgraded.
Belolonandalogalo, Sunny | Draíocht, Kholias | Eggo Lass, 100 Dungeons
Talorin Tebedi, Vecna: Eve | Cherry, Stormwreck | Chipper, Strahd
We Are Modron
Get rickrolled here. Awesome music here. Track 48, 5/23/25, Immaculate Mary