You hail the thorns, and they weave together into the form of a taxi. It's a quick, albeit uncomfortable method of transportation, if you can afford their prices.
I cast Bless.
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Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
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11. The weak swordsman clings to his instrument. It is better you have a sword, but death must lie under your fingernails, if need be. Learn death with your elbows, death with your knees, and death with your thumbs and fingertips. It is said death with the tongue is useful, but I find words too soft an instrument to smash a man’s skull.
You were born without any limbs, though, so you sit there helplessly after using your final spell slot on a spell you can't even cast. (Yeah kinda weird)
You're calm... everyone is calm... peace at las-(BOOOM) As the multiverse explodes due to your mistake in making the scales tip too far towards good, a new world is created, one which does not rely on the balance of evil and good. Shall the world continue? Or will the "rightdoers" kill all, like last time?
I cast suggestion on the nearby Nothic to use [attack]Rotting Gaze[/attack] on Vitus.
Your speech is very motivational. In fact it's extremely motivational. But then you look: you actually were facing the wrong way. And that whole speech was motivational to your enemies who are even braver now when coming to attack you.
You hail the thorns, and they weave together into the form of a taxi. It's a quick, albeit uncomfortable method of transportation, if you can afford their prices.
I cast Bless.
Former Spider Queen of the Spider Guild, and friendly neighborhood scheming creature.
"Made by spiders, for spiders, of spiders."
My pronouns are she/her.
Web Weaver of Everlasting Narrative! (title bestowed by Drummer)
You forgot to specify which god blesses you.
I cast mend.
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11. The weak swordsman clings to his instrument. It is better you have a sword, but death must lie under your fingernails, if need be. Learn death with your elbows, death with your knees, and death with your thumbs and fingertips. It is said death with the tongue is useful, but I find words too soft an instrument to smash a man’s skull.
You close your mouth with it. Now you cant speak!
I cast ray of frost
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You misspeak and accidentally cast control Heather, giving you complete control of a person named Heather, but not the weather.
I cast Aura of Life.
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You mumble and grant life to a woman named Aurora. She subsequently steals your wallet and runs up a bunch of credit card charges.
I cast Inflict Wounds
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You were born without any limbs, though, so you sit there helplessly after using your final spell slot on a spell you can't even cast. (Yeah kinda weird)
I cast Distort Value.
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You distort the value in the opposite way that you intended all the time forcing you to go broke and homeless.
I cast Calm Emotions
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You're calm... everyone is calm... peace at las-(BOOOM) As the multiverse explodes due to your mistake in making the scales tip too far towards good, a new world is created, one which does not rely on the balance of evil and good. Shall the world continue? Or will the "rightdoers" kill all, like last time?
I cast suggestion on the nearby Nothic to use [attack]Rotting Gaze[/attack] on Vitus.
Why are you off on your free time? isn't that contradictory?
What's a cult? No, I'm serious.
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Please join this it's dying
At the time that you cast this spell, Nothic doesn't seem to be on DDB at the moment, so it is wasted.
I cast legend lore.
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*Yeah I figured someone would be like, NOOOO, Nothic is on, see? Look, there's the little green dot!*
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Your spell ends up being permanent, so your friends and family never recognise you, and you live a lonely life from then on.
I cast Mordenkainen's Private Sanctum.
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You can no longer go into your house since it is now MORDENKAINEN's private sanctum, not yours.
I cast [*spell]Reincarnate[*/spell]
Hi.
You accidentally reincarnate the intrigue campaign BBEG as an entirely different person. They fool everyone again.
I cast knock
Only spilt the party if you see something shiny.
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Everyone in a five-mile radius says "who's there?"
I cast Shield.
Hi.
A shield appears. On the Revived B"BE"G (Remember, there's no evil here!).
I cast DIspel Magic.
Why are you off on your free time? isn't that contradictory?
What's a cult? No, I'm serious.
here's some links
Please join this it's dying
But it only dispels its own magic, thus making it useless.
I cast a definitely not boring at all motivational speech.
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Your speech is very motivational. In fact it's extremely motivational. But then you look: you actually were facing the wrong way. And that whole speech was motivational to your enemies who are even braver now when coming to attack you.
I cast Druidcraft
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