Look at what you've done. You spoiled it. You have nobody to blame but yourself. Go sit and think about your actions.
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Good job! You, in your love of life and grace of heart, cast comprehend languages on the fey creature, allowing them to understand any written or spoken language for one hour!
Look at what you've done. You spoiled it. You have nobody to blame but yourself. Go sit and think about your actions.
Don't be mean. Rudeness is a vicious cycle, and it has to stop somewhere. Exceptions for things that are funny. Go to the current Competition of the Finest 'Brews! It's a cool place where cool people make cool things.
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Look at what you've done. You spoiled it. You have nobody to blame but yourself. Go sit and think about your actions.
Don't be mean. Rudeness is a vicious cycle, and it has to stop somewhere. Exceptions for things that are funny. Go to the current Competition of the Finest 'Brews! It's a cool place where cool people make cool things.
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You accidentally cast Absorb Elephants. All elephants within a 17.3 light year radius come flying towards you, and you forgot that your physical body isn't that absorbent to elephants. You are bludgeoned to death.
You cast [spell[heal[/spell]! As every single bacterium and tumor in your body is instantly invigorated, your body rapidly decays into a mound of sludge.
Look at what you've done. You spoiled it. You have nobody to blame but yourself. Go sit and think about your actions.
Don't be mean. Rudeness is a vicious cycle, and it has to stop somewhere. Exceptions for things that are funny. Go to the current Competition of the Finest 'Brews! It's a cool place where cool people make cool things.
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After casting the spell, it works but now you're wrangled into a 7-hour discussion about who the best hobbit is, leaving you much too late for the original quest you were on and resulting in the evil Liche king taking over the kingdom.
You turn back into yourself and everyone stabs you.
I cast vampiric touch.
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I am the House Cat. Nearly every one of my characters are my homebrew race cats. Gangus FireFlame and a hyperactive White Dragon who is a wizard and a warlock who works for Vecna.
I cast alarm, ready to take a nice and safe long rest.
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Look at what you've done. You spoiled it. You have nobody to blame but yourself. Go sit and think about your actions.
Don't be mean. Rudeness is a vicious cycle, and it has to stop somewhere. Exceptions for things that are funny. Go to the current Competition of the Finest 'Brews! It's a cool place where cool people make cool things.
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You fall unconscious.
I cast eldritch blast.
I exist sometimes, especially when I'm DMing Curse of Strahd.
at the nth level, on yourself, while the BBEG (Who, remember, this entire campaign we've been in 1 battle with) casts true polymorph into you.
I Inspire.
Why are you off on your free time? isn't that contradictory?
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You don't. That's not a spell
I cast conjure woodland beings!
Look at what you've done. You spoiled it. You have nobody to blame but yourself. Go sit and think about your actions.
Don't be mean. Rudeness is a vicious cycle, and it has to stop somewhere. Exceptions for things that are funny.
Go to the current Competition of the Finest 'Brews! It's a cool place where cool people make cool things.
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You're level 1 druid vs 2 rating Fey. You lose.
I cast comprehend languages on the Fey.
Why are you off on your free time? isn't that contradictory?
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here's some links
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Good job! You, in your love of life and grace of heart, cast comprehend languages on the fey creature, allowing them to understand any written or spoken language for one hour!
I cast blade ward!
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You create a medical ward for blades. Instead of being protected from your enemy's blades, you make them stronger.
I cast Fireball
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you accidentally angered the sun, because it thought you called it a ball of fire
I cast Tasha's hideous laughter
You cast the spell, but all you hear is your normal laugh... is the universe trying to tell you something?
I cast fabricate, to turn metal into plate armor.
Look at what you've done. You spoiled it. You have nobody to blame but yourself. Go sit and think about your actions.
Don't be mean. Rudeness is a vicious cycle, and it has to stop somewhere. Exceptions for things that are funny.
Go to the current Competition of the Finest 'Brews! It's a cool place where cool people make cool things.
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Your enemies (the BBEG's minions) are wearing metal armour. You are wearing plate armor. Apparently, you can't tell the difference.
I cast Absorb Elements
Why are you off on your free time? isn't that contradictory?
What's a cult? No, I'm serious.
here's some links
Please join this it's dying
You accidentally cast Absorb Elephants. All elephants within a 17.3 light year radius come flying towards you, and you forgot that your physical body isn't that absorbent to elephants. You are bludgeoned to death.
I cast Heal.
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You cast [spell[heal[/spell]! As every single bacterium and tumor in your body is instantly invigorated, your body rapidly decays into a mound of sludge.
I summon an owl using find familiar!
Look at what you've done. You spoiled it. You have nobody to blame but yourself. Go sit and think about your actions.
Don't be mean. Rudeness is a vicious cycle, and it has to stop somewhere. Exceptions for things that are funny.
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the owl claws your shoulder and you bleed out in the woods
i cast wish i wish that there was no way to back fire this spell
well your wish is granted because this is the wrong thread
I cast Animal Friendship on the nearby nothic
Why are you off on your free time? isn't that contradictory?
What's a cult? No, I'm serious.
here's some links
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After casting the spell, it works but now you're wrangled into a 7-hour discussion about who the best hobbit is, leaving you much too late for the original quest you were on and resulting in the evil Liche king taking over the kingdom.
I cast Dream
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you get pulled into a nightmare and die of psychic damage
I cast [*spell]Distort Value[*/spell]
(Almost. Do what you did, but without the *s. )
You a ring on your hand very nice looking, and you are consequently targeted by thieves.
I cast Mending.
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...on the air? Nothing happens.
I cast Disguise Self as the Lich King and try to backstab him.
Why are you off on your free time? isn't that contradictory?
What's a cult? No, I'm serious.
here's some links
Please join this it's dying
You turn back into yourself and everyone stabs you.
I cast vampiric touch.
I am the House Cat. Nearly every one of my characters are my homebrew race cats. Gangus FireFlame and a hyperactive White Dragon who is a wizard and a warlock who works for Vecna.
A vampire is summoned, and it touches you. On the neck. With its fangs.
I cast Mordenkainen's Magnificent Mansion.
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Mordenkainen sues. Shoulda read the fine print.
I cast alarm, ready to take a nice and safe long rest.
Look at what you've done. You spoiled it. You have nobody to blame but yourself. Go sit and think about your actions.
Don't be mean. Rudeness is a vicious cycle, and it has to stop somewhere. Exceptions for things that are funny.
Go to the current Competition of the Finest 'Brews! It's a cool place where cool people make cool things.
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