I cast... uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
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The power of the spell incites more greed than you called for because you’re extremely powerful, and everyone within ten miles attacks you for the gem.
you accidentally aim it at yourself and killing you.
I cast Speak with Plants at 20th level *cause that’s definitely a d&d thing mother of 0*
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I cast Fireball
Why are you off on your free time? isn't that contradictory?
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Why make a fireball in a wooden room?!
It's ok though, because i cast Create or Destroy Water
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You drown.
Here goes nothing: I cast wish.
i am a human being.
You wish to be teleported to an obscure demiplane.
I cast Antilife Shell.
CleriPure(TM) kills you.
I cast Power Word Kill at 1st Level.
Why are you off on your free time? isn't that contradictory?
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It kills you as well as the target.
I cast Magic Missile at 9th level.
BOW DOWN TO YOUR ROBOT OVERLORDS
You die due to the severe amount of magical energy making the missile
I cast Charm Person
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It charms you, making you unable to do anything for the rest of your life.
I cast Color Spray
BOW DOWN TO YOUR ROBOT OVERLORDS
It gets in your own eyes and now you have glittery dust in your eyes and can't get it out.
I cast dominate person. not on myself.
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congratulations, you just dominated the tarrasque! whilst getting it to attack your enemies, you accidentally cause it to accidentally step on you.
i cast phantasmal killer, keeping in mind that i cannot see myself
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you fail to cast the 9th level spell and die of embarrassment.
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suddenly a mirror appears just as you were about to tap in.
I cast [Tooltip Not Found]
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Congratulations. Tooltip not found is definitely a spell! you have died of humiliation
As a 20th level wizard, I cast true polymorph to become a pit fiend. If that isnt allowed, I use it to be the aspect of mothra (look it up)
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You become an evil pit fiend. Your alignment has been permanently altered.
I cast fire bolt
You are instantly struck by a bolt of lightning and fire, transforming you into some KFC.
I cast Gravity Sinkhole
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I cast... uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Why are you off on your free time? isn't that contradictory?
What's a cult? No, I'm serious.
here's some links
Please join this it's dying
Wow. I'd forgotten about that.
CleriPure(TM) already has a patent on the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... spell. For violating this patent you are subjected to an avalanche of lawsuits and cease&desist orders until the end of your days.
I cast Guidance
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The guy closest to you starts to dance.
I cast incite greed.
The power of the spell incites more greed than you called for because you’re extremely powerful, and everyone within ten miles attacks you for the gem.
i cast Mirror Image