you say "I wish my spells would work properly". Nothing further happens.
I CAST I die, to perish
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Warlocks: LostWanderingSoul. Low price of a soul, 20 pounds of flesh, and a jellybean! (Note: The flesh does not have to be yours) PM me if you're interested "God complex? I find it quite simple, actually."
"proud" owner of the Warlock Patron Bar/Threadand the Cult of The Thing that Lives Under Your Bed. Pronouns: They/It
He/Him Fan of D&D, Greek/Roman mythology, Reading, Glitch Productions, and all sorts of video games. Somewhat active on Twist the Wish. Amateur pixel/3D artist (PM me if you want me to make you anything) Also active on God's Vision: CP: 20 AP: 5 F: 6
A loud voice says "Your wish could not be granted due to an error on our end. Please contact customer service as soon as possible"
I cast Conjure Beast to make a small porcupine
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Warlocks: LostWanderingSoul. Low price of a soul, 20 pounds of flesh, and a jellybean! (Note: The flesh does not have to be yours) PM me if you're interested "God complex? I find it quite simple, actually."
"proud" owner of the Warlock Patron Bar/Threadand the Cult of The Thing that Lives Under Your Bed. Pronouns: They/It
Unfortunately customer service is not available right now.
I wish to sleep
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Warlocks: LostWanderingSoul. Low price of a soul, 20 pounds of flesh, and a jellybean! (Note: The flesh does not have to be yours) PM me if you're interested "God complex? I find it quite simple, actually."
"proud" owner of the Warlock Patron Bar/Threadand the Cult of The Thing that Lives Under Your Bed. Pronouns: They/It
Granted, you can now pause time. You are also affected by the time stop.
I wish I got a graham cracker
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Warlocks: LostWanderingSoul. Low price of a soul, 20 pounds of flesh, and a jellybean! (Note: The flesh does not have to be yours) PM me if you're interested "God complex? I find it quite simple, actually."
"proud" owner of the Warlock Patron Bar/Threadand the Cult of The Thing that Lives Under Your Bed. Pronouns: They/It
The word burns your vocal cords when you say it.
I cast conjure elemental
Honestly I don't know what happened. Woke up with 10 int.
Just your friendly awakened tree.
Totally not an ancient nature god in disguise.
That would be absurd.
Right...?
The elemental is a random genasi who is confused because they got randomly translocated.
I cast wish to make my spells work properly.
"Secure, Contain, Protect."
A member of the once glorious, now-ruined Cult of Grammar. "Rest in peace, Great Dictionary. We can continue elsewhere."
you say "I wish my spells would work properly". Nothing further happens.
I CAST I die, to perish
Warlocks: LostWanderingSoul.
Low price of a soul, 20 pounds of flesh, and a jellybean! (Note: The flesh does not have to be yours) PM me if you're interested
"God complex? I find it quite simple, actually."
"proud" owner of the Warlock Patron Bar/Thread and the Cult of The Thing that Lives Under Your Bed.
Pronouns: They/It
An odd puddle of ink (extended signature)
You die, but then you come back to life.
I say "Brisingr"
He/Him
Fan of D&D, Greek/Roman mythology, Reading, Glitch Productions, and all sorts of video games.
Somewhat active on Twist the Wish.
Amateur pixel/3D artist (PM me if you want me to make you anything)
Also active on God's Vision: CP: 20 AP: 5 F: 6
It works, and your head is on fire now.
I cast poison spray.
She/Her/Hers DM
Member of the Cult of Grammar and the Cult of Cats
The spray turns around midair flies back at you.
I cast Wish to make my previous wish happen.
"Secure, Contain, Protect."
A member of the once glorious, now-ruined Cult of Grammar. "Rest in peace, Great Dictionary. We can continue elsewhere."
A loud voice says "Your wish could not be granted due to an error on our end. Please contact customer service as soon as possible"
I cast Conjure Beast to make a small porcupine
Warlocks: LostWanderingSoul.
Low price of a soul, 20 pounds of flesh, and a jellybean! (Note: The flesh does not have to be yours) PM me if you're interested
"God complex? I find it quite simple, actually."
"proud" owner of the Warlock Patron Bar/Thread and the Cult of The Thing that Lives Under Your Bed.
Pronouns: They/It
An odd puddle of ink (extended signature)
A small porcupine, appears 2 feet above your head, with it's quills positioned so that they stab you.
I Wish to contact customer service.
"Secure, Contain, Protect."
A member of the once glorious, now-ruined Cult of Grammar. "Rest in peace, Great Dictionary. We can continue elsewhere."
Unfortunately customer service is not available right now.
I wish to sleep
Warlocks: LostWanderingSoul.
Low price of a soul, 20 pounds of flesh, and a jellybean! (Note: The flesh does not have to be yours) PM me if you're interested
"God complex? I find it quite simple, actually."
"proud" owner of the Warlock Patron Bar/Thread and the Cult of The Thing that Lives Under Your Bed.
Pronouns: They/It
An odd puddle of ink (extended signature)
You go into a coma.
I Wish to visit Customer Service in-person.
"Secure, Contain, Protect."
A member of the once glorious, now-ruined Cult of Grammar. "Rest in peace, Great Dictionary. We can continue elsewhere."
Unfortunately, they are on vacation right now and didn't tell anyone where they were going.
I wish I could pause time.
She/Her/Hers DM
Member of the Cult of Grammar and the Cult of Cats
Granted, you can now pause time. You are also affected by the time stop.
I wish I got a graham cracker
Warlocks: LostWanderingSoul.
Low price of a soul, 20 pounds of flesh, and a jellybean! (Note: The flesh does not have to be yours) PM me if you're interested
"God complex? I find it quite simple, actually."
"proud" owner of the Warlock Patron Bar/Thread and the Cult of The Thing that Lives Under Your Bed.
Pronouns: They/It
An odd puddle of ink (extended signature)
It's moldy.
This is turning into another Twist The Wish, so let's stop casting Wish.
I cast Firebolt.
"Secure, Contain, Protect."
A member of the once glorious, now-ruined Cult of Grammar. "Rest in peace, Great Dictionary. We can continue elsewhere."