The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
You find a whale. The whale crushes you upon summoning.
I cast clone.
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I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
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Your Clone comes to life and beats you up, stealing your identity in the ultimate case of an evil twin.
I cast Otto's Irresistible Dance on a Tarrasque.
Beardy druid.
Very beardy druid. With a cap.
It dances in your direction and crushes you underfoot.
I cast Eldritch Blast at the lich.
You cast the spell, and the eldritch song "All Star" begins to play.
I cast silent image.
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You create a giant image of the word "silent" that immediately proceeds to start blasting eldritch music.
I cast Healing Word
You say a word that heals your enemies. Good luck defeating them!
I cast prismatic wall
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
Congratulations, you successfully trapped yourself in the prism wall, hope you don't suffocate before the end of the duration.
I cast Charm Person
You turn your entire party of people into useless charms.
I cast cloud of daggers.
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You accidentally cast Stinking Cloud of Daggers. Roll me a con save.
I cast Prestidigitation
i rolled a 2 minus 1 so artificial 1
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You spend your action retching and reeling as you inhale poisonous daggers
You put out a flame, but when you walk over it, it reignites and sets you on fire.
I cast Cause Fear
You cause fear in your girlfriend's parents by getting drunk and mooning them.
I cast Animal Shapes.
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
The Gate opens onto the mew-modrons' god. It smites you down with holy fire and purring.
I cast MIrage Arcane
Beardy druid.
Very beardy druid. With a cap.
(I don't drink... or have a girlfriend)
You make the terrain looks like a toxic wasteland, nobody goes near your house ever again
I cast Spare the Dying
Beardy druid.
Very beardy druid. With a cap.
Gods are immortal, therefore the spell fails
(I'll let someone else cast a spell)
Sure. Jump.
Beardy druid.
Very beardy druid. With a cap.