Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Your fellow party member was on a diet for a reason. His name was Mr Creosote and when you offered him a wafer thin mint the consequences were disastrous.
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Not clarifying makes a paradox that makes the elements of other forum games leak into this one. For example, your wish is twisted so you get destroyed.
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bardof the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules.Sig.Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
Hail of thorns? I don't have the Player's handbook on DDB (only a paper copy), so I can't work out what the spell is when people change the name. Someone else take this one.
You Banish it to a land of demon mewmodrons. When it returns, its vengeful armies stage an uprising and behead you.
I cast Gate and summon the mewmodron god.
Beardy druid.
Very beardy druid. With a cap.
It appears, and rubs its back against you. You take 1d4 lightning damage for each metal object in your possession.
I cast mage hand.
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Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
The hand starts making rude gestures at passers-by and you spend the night in prison.
I cast Mage Armour.
Beardy druid.
Very beardy druid. With a cap.
The armor is far too tiny and it crushes your rib cage
I cast Druidcraft
You open a poison ivy seed pod. You have a terrible rash.
I cast Goodberry and feed the fruit to my allies
Your allies are allergic to fruit, magical of otherwise. Instead of healing them, they swell up.
I cast Otto's Irresistible Dance. Let the slaad disco party begin!
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
You opened the wrong gate. They are enslaved by illithids.
I cast Feeblemind on an elder brain to see what happens.
Beardy druid.
Very beardy druid. With a cap.
The ensuing mental shockwave causes all connected illithids to die, and all creatures within 30 miles to become catatonic for days.
I cast Heroes' Feast.
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Your fellow party member was on a diet for a reason. His name was Mr Creosote and when you offered him a wafer thin mint the consequences were disastrous.
I cast Disguise Self.
Beardy druid.
Very beardy druid. With a cap.
Losing control of the spell, the image defaults to a pink-and-black vaguely humanoid figure.
I cast dragon's breath.
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My homebrew stuff:
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I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
A dragon breathes on you.
I cast Mordenkainen's Magnificent Mansion.
Gruumsh has one eye. The left half of a bull also has one eye. A bull's eye is something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is also something you'd find in a science lab. Saline solution is just a fancy word for brine. Brine is seawater. Therefore, Gruumsh One-Eye is the left half of a sea god. Q.E.D.!
Mordenakainen answers the door and, realizing you're not the FedEx guy delivering the new dice he ordered, he zaps you with some obscure spell.
I cast Wish
Not clarifying makes a paradox that makes the elements of other forum games leak into this one. For example, your wish is twisted so you get destroyed.
I cast tiny servant
The Circle of Hedgehogs Druid Beholder/Animated Armor Level -20 Bard of the OIADSB Cult, here are our rules. Sig. Also a sauce council member, but it's been dead for a while.
Your servant can't stop singing 'Be Our Guest'. And you hate Disney.
I cast Contact Other Plane to determine the current location of the mewmodrons.
Beardy druid.
Very beardy druid. With a cap.
You are put into a connection with the goddess of overbearing assistants. She only answers questions with "maybe."
I cast spiritual weapon.
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My homebrew stuff:
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I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
You worship Eldath, who doesn't approve of violence. She revokes your clerical powers.
I cast Tasha's Hideous Laughter.
Beardy druid.
Very beardy druid. With a cap.
Your target's laughter annoys you to death.
I cast Hold Person
you hold a person. persons are heavy.
I cast shoot a large amount of pointy sticks
Forest of Wonders DMless campaign
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I am an average mathematics enjoyer.
>Extended Signature<
Hail of thorns? I don't have the Player's handbook on DDB (only a paper copy), so I can't work out what the spell is when people change the name. Someone else take this one.
Beardy druid.
Very beardy druid. With a cap.