AW BALLS. Uhm, I think we can fix this by using LBP microchips instead. They are immune to the effects of radiation: it's made of pure, refined DREAM POWER!
I sell my bows, stick, hammer, leggings(if they are not wearable by mage), and dagger and have my other items identified.
you do that! +53 emeralds for the bows, +0 for the stick, you get really lucky on the dagger and gain 33 emeralds from that, and the hammer gives you 27. all in the form of promissory notes, of course. you have stated on discord that you do not wish to identify the only item you can on this budget- the jaw. nor did you want to ID anything else. so... you go back to the village leader i guess? [1/4] Village Leader: You're back? that was quick... you don't seem to have bought anything. [2/4] Village Leader: Are you planning to fight the dungeon without anything but a wand and hat you can't use properly? [3/4] Village Leader: I... you probably won't win, even if you're a master of combat. [4/4] Village Leader: maybe you can heal other people who come with you, but...
[50] elder villagers x4 300/300❤, canes with golden patterns, at spire doorway. meditating? [ ] Village LeaderNPC ???/??? ❤, in spire. [40-Ma] Woobydoobydoo 350/350 ❤ Equipped: stick- Cool staff bro (unidentified)(two-handed) ? damage, hat- corrupt beast's jaw (unidentified)(150 hp, min ~13 str, - 9 regen)8 soul dots 20/20 ✹ 34305/46000 XP Bubbles! (10 regen, thorns X) known spells: Heal (R-L-R), Teleport (R-R-R), Meteor (R-L-L), ??? (_-_-_) Buffs: 15% crit chance, +15% non-crit damage, -14% to incoming damage, 14% dodge chance, -15% mana cost (random rounding), +15% ✹,✦, elemental damage, +14% other elemental damage.
Oh hey, holy water elemental! Use some holy light to melt those Snowmen. just do it now Amen
The Holy water elemental manages to struggle through the portal for about 5 seconds before being pulled back through by the Deva. the holy light does not seem to burn them as it would if they where demons. sadly, unlike 85% of this planes bad things you need to kill, the snowmen are neither evil nor corrupt. it does distract them, though, and lets through some shadiamond radiation.
AW BALLS. Uhm, I think we can fix this by using LBP microchips instead. They are immune to the effects of radiation: it's made of pure, refined DREAM POWER!
wow those are weird. alright, shadiamond issue neutralized, and +0.2 Churge.
------------------------------------------------------------------- Evonix, what in the world is "Now Shadow".
Er... I ignore the snowmen and the fact that the Deva can use force on my elemental even though that totally will harm both of them in the future because I am the kind of guy that has grudges against people that do that. Should have told my elemental that. I just use the teleport spell and walk away after that.
"Come on, Deva, buddy, I can only do so much, and I can only do few of those endless possibilities you mentioned. Calm down." That's what I say, just trying to calm him down a bit. Comforting tone of voice, that kind of stuff.
Orders: keep up assault on the Eishalon!
DEVA: You know what would be better then explaining why you might be unable to help? DEVA: TRYING TO HELP! DEVA: or are you being affected by the gloom? if so... the deva glows brighter for a moment, then dims. DEVA: it's gone now.
order given. Perry attacks! it's a hit.
M. of Folly trips and falls [6 ] M. of Folly braces itself [10] M. of Folly pushes back the blow [17] 2 damage! the dog attacks one of the resulting retainers, and does no damage. The radioactive shelter crumbles into pieces, with noticably less mass then when it started. crusher is crushed and, even if he survives, is trapped. Suddenly, the air near the former shelter shimmers, and reveals the Housky. there's not much for him to do now that the building's gone. The Eishalon charges at aeisenberg, dealing injury. the radiation enforcer fires on Evonix,creating a beam of near-solid diamond from Evonix pointing away from the Deva, and turning them into diamond as well, making them stuck to the ground and removing most of their body. The Godmodder takes the eishalons only arm and covers it in spikes, giving it a +6 to damage for attacks using it.
[GM] Godmodder: 285 /300 HP4/4 5/5 Do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Brands ( statsteral) [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest OfFolly 12 damage mites . (15% dodge, 15% miss) 1/5 energy. Scan resistant retainer of Folly x2 1 dm .2 dma [AG] Housky 20/20 HP (house-breaking powers! gone?) 50% radioactive [Hvn] Deva 150/150 HP. tendrils: 10 hp 2 A x37-4 [A-HV]Holy water elemental 5 hp [IIIIIII] hamster ball x2 (immunity to obvious threats! Corrupt) [A] Perry the Platypus 96/200 HP 10AC (+5 HP per turn) 30A owned by aeisenberg. 75% diamond (no increase for 3) [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -11 to incoming damage! will kill AG retainers! notLoyal to Aeisenberg Mastema [A]Radioactive ruins [AG-A] Radiation enforcer (aimed at evonix!) [AOOGA]Zombie assassin level 16 320/320 HP invis again! [IIIIIIIIII] 50% radioactive
Er... I ignore the snowmen and the fact that the Deva can use force on my elemental even though that totally will harm both of them in the future because I am the kind of guy that has grudges against people that do that. Should have told my elemental that. I just use the teleport spell and walk away after that.
you teleport away! congratulations, you have successfully escaped the startlingly resilient snowmen. and you just crossed the river, which leaves you at... let's see... The perpetually-frozen town of Crysalin, according to the frosted-over welcome sign you cross. the buildings here are much less colorful, made of wood and stone. one of them is larger, the furthest to your left, and the roofs all slope heavilly to keep the snow from piling up on them. you think you see a frozen lake in the distance.
Still not there yet? I guess we can do something about that. I quickly break one of the 4th walls and press fast forward. This should make me arrive in... an absolute (opposed to relative) time of 4 minutes until "some guy" notices the error.
I create a set of dimentional mirror emitters, when three linked ones are swiched on space on each side of the triangle they form stops being connected to the other side and instead is connected to semirandom sections of the other side so it looks like a distorted mirror, this shield cannot be destroyed by any amount of force because it is an absince, not an object, if you activate four connected ones then space inside the tetrahedron becomes entirly detached from the rest of reality and folds onto itself forming it's own pocket dimention, even if the emitters are turned back off space heals into a new empty area and the pocket dimension stays unattached. If a set of five or more are activated at once then the space roughly between them is horribly mangled.
I also make myself transparent so I cast no shadow and hopefully am immune to the radiation.
Still not there yet? I guess we can do something about that. I quickly break one of the 4th walls and press fast forward. This should make me arrive in... an absolute (opposed to relative) time of 4 minutes until "some guy" notices the error.
I create a set of dimentional mirror emitters, when three linked ones are swiched on space on each side of the triangle they form stops being connected to the other side and instead is connected to semirandom sections of the other side so it looks like a distorted mirror, this shield cannot be destroyed by any amount of force because it is an absince, not an object, if you activate four connected ones then space inside the tetrahedron becomes entirly detached from the rest of reality and folds onto itself forming it's own pocket dimention, even if the emitters are turned back off space heals into a new empty area and the pocket dimension stays unattached. If a set of five or more are activated at once then the space roughly between them is horribly mangled.
I also make myself transparent so I cast no shadow and hopefully am immune to the radiation.
Hmmmmm..... seems that I'm only making him mad... time for bluff!
"Oh, yes, You've cured the gloom, thank you! I now have a cunning plan for fixing this, yes." I have no such plan. "Time to enact that plan, yes."
I go invisible.
Orders: Keep up the assault!
FFWD ▶️▶️ TheDevaiscuriousaboutwhatkindofplancouldrequiregoinginvisible beforerealizingit'sprobablyadefenceagainstshadiamondsoyoudon'tgetreaffectedbyit. Thedevaishappythatyou'rehelpingnowbutthinksyourphrasingisabitwei... PAUSE ▮▮ the fork? I looked away for 10 minutes and the thing's almost done! who set it to fast forward? ...Hungry visitor. Hungry visitor spontaneously sees one of the poltergeists turn towards him, glowing a subtle pink. it seems angry for some reason, and does not want him to approach. it makes this point clear via interpretative dance. on hungry visitors head. Hungry visitor now has moderate wounds, and will have weakened action power Ahem, sorry about that. PLAY ▶️ anyway, the Deva thinks your phrasing is a bit weird, but as long as you follow through or visibly try, they should be fine with it. The faithful dog atak retainer. no damage. Perry attak retainerz also, with advantage because they didn't realize it was update time. R. of Folly 1 stands steadfast [18] R. of Folly 2 offers slim resistance[ 5] they both die. The Deva waits patiently, and you all notice its grown around 6 more tendrils since last time anyone checked. The Radiation enforcer rotates on its base and refocuses on... the ground? wait, no, it's pointing at Acerac! it starts powering up... The manifest tries to reabsorb some retainers... but they're all dead! instead, it punches Perry twice in the face... or tries. miss rolls... the manifest does, in fact, punch perry in the beek. 16-10=6, x2, damage. 12. The Godmodder looks at nowhere... GODMODDER: I could've hindered the Visitor for you Yeah well I don't like debt. do what you will,but ifi want something I can do myself done, I'll do it myself. GODMODDER: ...fine. The Godmodder refocusses,and creates... something. it's not here, though. you can hardly feel the energy, all considered.
[GM] Godmodder: 285 /300 HP4/4 5/5 Do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Brands ( statsteral) [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest OfFolly 12 damage mites . (15% dodge, 15% miss) 1/5 energy. Scan resistant retainer of Folly x0 1 dm .2 dma [AG] Housky 20/20 HP (house-breaking powers! Back) 50% radioactive [Hvn] Deva 150/150 HP. tendrils: 10 hp 2 A x43-4 [A-HV]Holy water elemental 5 hp [IIIIIII] hamster ball x2 (immunity to obvious threats! Corrupt) [A] Perry the Platypus 89/200 HP 10AC (+5 HP per turn) 30A owned by aeisenberg. 75% diamond (no increase for 2) [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -11 to incoming damage! will kill AG retainers! notLoyal to Aeisenberg Mastema [AG-A] Radiation enforcer (aimed at Acerac) [AOOGA]Zombie assassin level 16 320/320 HP invis again! [IIIIIIIIII] 50% radioactive
Aeisenberg: Flex tape rapier (minor attack buff) injured. invisible. Evonix: 75*% shadiamond. transparent, meaning shadiamond will not further harm them. Goldhello. 50% shadiamond, lite injruy Acerac: gravely injured. Caaaaarl (.5 AP), doing tunnelbuild sidequest (10 ). GENE: slep. blackjack warrior. dulled voidshard (permanent) spider corpse, Warp organ, 13emerald goop,zombie mage corpse
you turn and leave, probably looking for the emeralds to Id you staff or leggiBOOM An explosion tears apart the ground near you, almost knocking you over. you fail the dodge roll, and take 18 damage. you turn back and see a large being raising itself from the ground, large chunks of bloodflesh flopping off it along with boulders rolling off its head. It would appear to be a sort of wooden golem, with the head of an eagle. the seams in the wood glow an unearthly red, and smoke rises from its mouth, suggesting it shot that explosion from it. it breaths another wave of fire, clashing into the emerald spire, but bouncing off some unseen barrier. Oh, and it's at least three times taller then you. The four elder villagers, shocked awake at the first explosion, have already gone to battle stances. it looks like the canes where a kind of wand, and they collectively do 143 damage- one misses. they seem surprised, but well-prepared. Wat du. Sidenote, I've changed how thorns works slightly. it is now only retaliation on physical attacks: ranged will be 'reflection'.
[42] Totemic Eagle 1077/1220 ❤. Fire explosion breath, big. [50] elder villagers x4 300/300❤, canes with golden patterns, Fiteing [ ] Village LeaderNPC ???/??? ❤, in spire. [40-Ma] Woobydoobydoo 333/350 ❤ Equipped: stick- Cool staff bro (unidentified)(two-handed) ? damage, hat- corrupt beast's jaw (unidentified)(150 hp, min ~13 str, - 9 regen)8 soul dots 20/20 ✹ 34305/46000 XP Bubbles! (10 regen, thorns X) known spells: Heal (R-L-R), Teleport (R-R-R), Meteor (R-L-L), ??? (_-_-_) Buffs: 15% crit chance, +15% non-crit damage, -14% to incoming damage, 14% dodge chance, -15% mana cost (random rounding), +15% ✹,✦, elemental damage, +14% other elemental damage.
The shiver that won't go away is a known occurrence to me. It doesn't come from the blood that has been soaking me ever since I broke the 4th wall, but it does come from... someone important that called me out. I know this tone. Man school was rough sometimes...
It seems the ghost won't let pass any hungry visitors. Let's deal with two things at the same time. I put out the last one of my incredibly valuable meals. They are the only thing that can sate my hunger for an hour and... at all. Too bad I can't chew it since it is too valuable to be eaten the normal way. It is pre-chewed and directly deployed into my stomach to prevent anyone stealing it. It heals big time and also turns me temporary into Satisfactory Sated Visitor.
I grab some durasteel to make it more durable against debris and use many lens that get more and more focused the further in it gets. 20 layers.
you do that, but wonder... the force of the beam might melt your lenses as well, which would leave you with only a single shot and then require repairs. perhaps a higher-quality prism- a gemstone or crystal, perhaps?- would be advised?
The shiver that won't go away is a known occurrence to me. It doesn't come from the blood that has been soaking me ever since I broke the 4th wall, but it does come from... someone important that called me out. I know this tone. Man school was rough sometimes...
It seems the ghost won't let pass any hungry visitors. Let's deal with two things at the same time. I put out the last one of my incredibly valuable meals. They are the only thing that can sate my hunger for an hour and... at all. Too bad I can't chew it since it is too valuable to be eaten the normal way. It is pre-chewed and directly deployed into my stomach to prevent anyone stealing it. It heals big time and also turns me temporary into Satisfactory Sated Visitor.
May I pass little abomination?
you are healed to [wounds], but the ghost still does not want you to come in, and whirls threateningly. Poultergiest ??/?? HP Manipulation of Nearby Objects In Tornado-Like Form. territorial. Formless Ghoul(s?) ??/?? HP visible only as a faint distortion in the air, barring senses specific to the detection of the restless dead.
R-R-L R-L-L then shoot it as much as possible with CSB
Ice snake spell cast! [5 mana ✹] Meteor spell cast! [7 mana ✹] Somehow, despite your snake being tiny compared to the totem, it nearly-freezes it, unable to move faster then a crawl. your meteor locks on, likely on its way next turn. Lastly, you fire a bolt at its face, while the elder villagers each cast their own spells. They have the Customize Spell ability, so you aren't sure what they're doing. 36, no crit, 47 damage to the eagle. The Eagle caws, and breaths fire at the ground, leaving the remaining emeralds scorched and burning everyones feet with the heat. 32 fire damage (no dodge) to all (28 to you since defence)
[42] Totemic Eagle 1030/1220 ❤. Fire explosion breath, big. Numbed (4) [50] elder villagers x4 268/300❤, canes with golden patterns, Fiteing (custom spell) [ ] Village LeaderNPC ???/??? ❤, in spire. [40-Ma] Woobydoobydoo 303/350 ❤ Equipped: stick- Cool staff bro (unidentified)(two-handed) ? damage, hat- corrupt beast's jaw (unidentified)(150 hp, min ~13 str, - 9 regen)8 soul dots 10/20 ✹ 34305/46000 XP Bubbles! (10 regen, thorns X) known spells: Heal (R-L-R), Teleport (R-R-R), Meteor (R-L-L), ??? (_-_-_) Buffs: 15% crit chance, +15% non-crit damage, -14% to incoming damage, 14% dodge chance, -15% mana cost (random rounding), +15% ✹,✦, elemental damage, +14% other elemental damage.
Oh hey, holy water elemental! Use some holy light to melt those Snowmen. Nema won ti od tsuj.
Excalium Orbital Cannon 7/20
AW BALLS. Uhm, I think we can fix this by using LBP microchips instead. They are immune to the effects of radiation: it's made of pure, refined DREAM POWER!
you do that! +53 emeralds for the bows, +0 for the stick, you get really lucky on the dagger and gain 33 emeralds from that, and the hammer gives you 27. all in the form of promissory notes, of course.
you have stated on discord that you do not wish to identify the only item you can on this budget- the jaw.
nor did you want to ID anything else.
so...
you go back to the village leader i guess?
[1/4] Village Leader: You're back? that was quick... you don't seem to have bought anything.
[2/4] Village Leader: Are you planning to fight the dungeon without anything but a wand and hat you can't use properly?
[3/4] Village Leader: I... you probably won't win, even if you're a master of combat.
[4/4] Village Leader: maybe you can heal other people who come with you, but...
[50] elder villagers x4 300/300 ❤, canes with golden patterns, at spire doorway. meditating?
[ ] Village Leader NPC ???/??? ❤, in spire.
[40-Ma] Woobydoobydoo 350/350 ❤ Equipped:
stick- Cool staff bro (unidentified)(two-handed) ? damage,
hat- corrupt beast's jaw (unidentified)(150 hp, min ~13 str, - 9 regen) 8 soul dots 20/20 ✹ 34305/46000 XP Bubbles! (10 regen, thorns X) known spells: Heal (R-L-R), Teleport (R-R-R), Meteor (R-L-L), ??? (_-_-_)
Buffs: 15% crit chance, +15% non-crit damage, -14% to incoming damage, 14% dodge chance, -15% mana cost (random rounding), +15% ✹, ✦, elemental damage, +14% other elemental damage.
Quadruple XP for 6 minutes (18 posts)!
Wobbydoobydoo : beast jaw, cool staff bro, bbls, unidentified leggings , 0+193 , thank-you note, weird "compass"
The Holy water elemental manages to struggle through the portal for about 5 seconds before being pulled back through by the Deva. the holy light does not seem to burn them as it would if they where demons. sadly, unlike 85% of this planes bad things you need to kill, the snowmen are neither evil nor corrupt. it does distract them, though, and lets through some shadiamond radiation.
wow those are weird. alright, shadiamond issue neutralized, and +0.2 Churge.
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Evonix, what in the world is "Now Shadow".
Er... I ignore the snowmen and the fact that the Deva can use force on my elemental even though that totally will harm both of them in the future because I am the kind of guy that has grudges against people that do that. Should have told my elemental that.
I just use the teleport spell and walk away after that.
good question. "now shadow" sounds like it would make there be shadows now if there weren't already, so i'm going to say... probably not.
Perry attacks! it's a hit.
M. of Folly trips and falls [6 ]
M. of Folly braces itself [10]
M. of Folly pushes back the blow [17]
2 damage! the dog attacks one of the resulting retainers, and does no damage.
The radioactive shelter crumbles into pieces, with noticably less mass then when it started. crusher is crushed and, even if he survives, is trapped.
Suddenly, the air near the former shelter shimmers, and reveals the Housky. there's not much for him to do now that the building's gone.
The Eishalon charges at aeisenberg, dealing injury.
the radiation enforcer fires on Evonix,creating a beam of near-solid diamond from Evonix pointing away from the Deva, and turning them into diamond as well, making them stuck to the ground and removing most of their body.
The Godmodder takes the eishalons only arm and covers it in spikes, giving it a +6 to damage for attacks using it.
[GM] Godmodder: 285 /300 HP 4/4 5/5 Do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Brands ( statsteral)
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly 12 damage mites . (15% dodge, 15% miss)
1/5 energy. Scan resistant
retainer of Folly x2 1 dm .2 dma
[AG] Housky 20/20 HP (house-breaking powers! gone?) 50% radioactive
[Hvn] Deva 150/150 HP. tendrils: 10 hp 2 A x37-4
[A-HV] Holy water elemental 5 hp [IIIIIII] hamster ball x2 (immunity to obvious threats! Corrupt)
[A] Perry the Platypus 96/200 HP 10AC (+5 HP per turn) 30A owned by aeisenberg. 75% diamond (no increase for 3)
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -11 to incoming damage! will kill AG retainers! notLoyal to Aeisenberg Mastema
[A] Radioactive ruins
[AG-A] Radiation enforcer (aimed at evonix!)
[AOOGA] Zombie assassin level 16 320/320 HP invis again! [IIIIIIIIII] 50% radioactive
Aeisenberg: Flex tape rapier (minor attack buff) injured.
Evonix: 5% shadiamond.
Goldhello. 40% shadiamond, lite injruy
Acerac: gravely injured. Caaaaarl (.5 AP), doing tunnelbuild sidequest (10 ).
GENE: slep. blackjack warrior. dulled voidshard (permanent) spider corpse, Warp organ, 13 emerald goop,zombie mage corpse
you teleport away! congratulations, you have successfully escaped the startlingly resilient snowmen. and you just crossed the river, which leaves you at... let's see... The perpetually-frozen town of Crysalin, according to the frosted-over welcome sign you cross. the buildings here are much less colorful, made of wood and stone. one of them is larger, the furthest to your left, and the roofs all slope heavilly to keep the snow from piling up on them. you think you see a frozen lake in the distance.
Still not there yet? I guess we can do something about that. I quickly break one of the 4th walls and press fast forward. This should make me arrive in... an absolute (opposed to relative) time of 4 minutes until "some guy" notices the error.
Excalium Orbital Cannon 8.2/20
I focus on making the cannon more durable.
I head out to fight random passing mobs.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
I create a set of dimentional mirror emitters, when three linked ones are swiched on space on each side of the triangle they form stops being connected to the other side and instead is connected to semirandom sections of the other side so it looks like a distorted mirror, this shield cannot be destroyed by any amount of force because it is an absince, not an object, if you activate four connected ones then space inside the tetrahedron becomes entirly detached from the rest of reality and folds onto itself forming it's own pocket dimention, even if the emitters are turned back off space heals into a new empty area and the pocket dimension stays unattached. If a set of five or more are activated at once then the space roughly between them is horribly mangled.
I also make myself transparent so I cast no shadow and hopefully am immune to the radiation.
Sidequestupdate! well, once i get back.
FFWD
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yourunofftotheTwainmannornoticingthattheareaarounditisnotsnowyunliketheplaceyoupassedtogetthere,thehouseislocatedinsideacannyonandthetopsofthesurroundingmountainsarecovered
insnowtheresashipdockedintheriverrunningthroughthecanyonandbeyondityouseeahousenoamansion thehouseoftwain,coveredindarkgreenvines thislargebuildingstandsbeforeyou imposing omminous andwithalargebloodstainattheentrance, strayspiritsfloataround nothostileyetbuttheymightbecomesoifyouannoythemorentertheirterritory
Whatdodyoudo?
Poultergiest??/??HPManipulationNearbyObjectsInTornadoLikeForm
FormlessGhoul??/??HPVisibleonlyasafaintdistortionintheairbarringsensestunedspecificallytothesoulsoftherestlessdead
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Youdothat!Hm,yourgoingtoneedaFocusforthebeamandprobablysomemoreadvancedmatterialstowithstandthespacedebri thatmightbeaproblem...
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Youdooneofthosethings,rollingrandom.org youmakeyourselfextremelytransparent,youwillnolongerbecomemorediamondthenyouarenowbutyouhavealreadylostagreatdealofyourbodytothediamondiffication
youalsorecieveconfirmationthatsuchmirrorthingysarepossiblethoughtheywillnotbeperfectforexamplebeingavoidableordestroyablebyattackingtheemitter.
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TheDevaiscuriousaboutwhatkindofplancouldrequiregoinginvisible beforerealizingit'sprobablyadefenceagainstshadiamondsoyoudon'tgetreaffectedbyit.
Thedevaishappythatyou'rehelpingnowbutthinksyourphrasingisabitwei...
PAUSE
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the fork? I looked away for 10 minutes and the thing's almost done! who set it to fast forward?
...Hungry visitor.
Hungry visitor spontaneously sees one of the poltergeists turn towards him, glowing a subtle pink. it seems angry for some reason, and does not want him to approach. it makes this point clear via interpretative dance. on hungry visitors head. Hungry visitor now has moderate wounds, and will have weakened action power
Ahem, sorry about that.
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anyway, the Deva thinks your phrasing is a bit weird, but as long as you follow through or visibly try, they should be fine with it.
The faithful dog atak retainer. no damage. Perry attak retainerz also, with advantage because they didn't realize it was update time.
R. of Folly 1 stands steadfast [18]
R. of Folly 2 offers slim resistance[ 5]
they both die.
The Deva waits patiently, and you all notice its grown around 6 more tendrils since last time anyone checked.
The Radiation enforcer rotates on its base and refocuses on... the ground? wait, no, it's pointing at Acerac! it starts powering up...
The manifest tries to reabsorb some retainers... but they're all dead! instead, it punches Perry twice in the face... or tries. miss rolls... the manifest does, in fact, punch perry in the beek. 16-10=6, x2, damage. 12.
The Godmodder looks at nowhere...
GODMODDER: I could've hindered the Visitor for you
Yeah well I don't like debt. do what you will,but if i want something I can do myself done, I'll do it myself.
GODMODDER: ...fine.
The Godmodder refocusses,and creates... something. it's not here, though. you can hardly feel the energy, all considered.
[GM] Godmodder: 285 /300 HP 4/4 5/5 Do you feel like wolf kabob Roth vantage? Brands ( statsteral)
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly 12 damage mites . (15% dodge, 15% miss)
1/5 energy. Scan resistant
retainer of Folly x0 1 dm .2 dma
[AG] Housky 20/20 HP (house-breaking powers! Back) 50% radioactive
[Hvn] Deva 150/150 HP. tendrils: 10 hp 2 A x43-4
[A-HV] Holy water elemental 5 hp [IIIIIII] hamster ball x2 (immunity to obvious threats! Corrupt)
[A] Perry the Platypus 89/200 HP 10AC (+5 HP per turn) 30A owned by aeisenberg. 75% diamond (no increase for 2)
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -11 to incoming damage! will kill AG retainers! notLoyal to Aeisenberg Mastema
[AG-A] Radiation enforcer (aimed at Acerac)
[AOOGA] Zombie assassin level 16 320/320 HP invis again! [IIIIIIIIII] 50% radioactive
Aeisenberg: Flex tape rapier (minor attack buff) injured. invisible.
Evonix: 75*% shadiamond. transparent, meaning shadiamond will not further harm them.
Goldhello. 50% shadiamond, lite injruy
Acerac: gravely injured. Caaaaarl (.5 AP), doing tunnelbuild sidequest (10 ).
GENE: slep. blackjack warrior. dulled voidshard (permanent) spider corpse, Warp organ, 13 emerald goop,zombie mage corpse
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you turn and leave, probably looking for the emeralds to Id you staff or leggiBOOM
An explosion tears apart the ground near you, almost knocking you over. you fail the dodge roll, and take 18 damage.
you turn back and see a large being raising itself from the ground, large chunks of bloodflesh flopping off it along with boulders rolling off its head.
It would appear to be a sort of wooden golem, with the head of an eagle. the seams in the wood glow an unearthly red, and smoke rises from its mouth, suggesting it shot that explosion from it. it breaths another wave of fire, clashing into the emerald spire, but bouncing off some unseen barrier.
Oh, and it's at least three times taller then you.
The four elder villagers, shocked awake at the first explosion, have already gone to battle stances. it looks like the canes where a kind of wand, and they collectively do 143 damage- one misses. they seem surprised, but well-prepared.
Wat du.
Sidenote, I've changed how thorns works slightly. it is now only retaliation on physical attacks: ranged will be 'reflection'.
[42] Totemic Eagle 1077/1220 ❤. Fire explosion breath, big.
[50] elder villagers x4 300/300 ❤, canes with golden patterns, Fiteing
[ ] Village Leader NPC ???/??? ❤, in spire.
[40-Ma] Woobydoobydoo 333/350 ❤ Equipped:
stick- Cool staff bro (unidentified)(two-handed) ? damage,
hat- corrupt beast's jaw (unidentified)(150 hp, min ~13 str, - 9 regen) 8 soul dots 20/20 ✹ 34305/46000 XP Bubbles! (10 regen, thorns X) known spells: Heal (R-L-R), Teleport (R-R-R), Meteor (R-L-L), ??? (_-_-_)
Buffs: 15% crit chance, +15% non-crit damage, -14% to incoming damage, 14% dodge chance, -15% mana cost (random rounding), +15% ✹, ✦, elemental damage, +14% other elemental damage.
Quadruple XP for 6 minutes (17 posts)!
Wobbydoobydoo : beast jaw, cool staff bro, bbls, unidentified leggings , 0+193 , thank-you note, weird "compass"
Excalium Orbital Cannon 9.2/20
I grab some durasteel to make it more durable against debris and use many lens that get more and more focused the further in it gets. 20 layers.
The shiver that won't go away is a known occurrence to me. It doesn't come from the blood that has been soaking me ever since I broke the 4th wall, but it does come from...
someone important that called me out. I know this tone. Man school was rough sometimes...
It seems the ghost won't let pass any hungry visitors. Let's deal with two things at the same time. I put out the last one of my incredibly valuable meals. They are the only thing that can sate my hunger for an hour and... at all. Too bad I can't chew it since it is too valuable to be eaten the normal way. It is pre-chewed and directly deployed into my stomach to prevent anyone stealing it.
It heals big time and also turns me temporary into Satisfactory Sated Visitor.
May I pass little abomination?
R-R-L R-L-Lthen shoot it as much as possible with CSB
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
AISENBERG!!!
you feel a shiver that won't stop going away... do you know what that means?
you do that, but wonder... the force of the beam might melt your lenses as well, which would leave you with only a single shot and then require repairs. perhaps a higher-quality prism- a gemstone or crystal, perhaps?- would be advised?
you are healed to [wounds], but the ghost still does not want you to come in, and whirls threateningly.
Poultergiest ??/?? HP Manipulation of Nearby Objects In Tornado-Like Form. territorial.
Formless Ghoul(s?) ??/?? HP visible only as a faint distortion in the air, barring senses specific to the detection of the restless dead.
Ice snake spell cast! [5 mana ✹]
Meteor spell cast! [7 mana ✹]
Somehow, despite your snake being tiny compared to the totem, it nearly-freezes it, unable to move faster then a crawl. your meteor locks on, likely on its way next turn.
Lastly, you fire a bolt at its face, while the elder villagers each cast their own spells. They have the Customize Spell ability, so you aren't sure what they're doing.
36, no crit, 47 damage to the eagle.
The Eagle caws, and breaths fire at the ground, leaving the remaining emeralds scorched and burning everyones feet with the heat. 32 fire damage (no dodge) to all (28 to you since defence)
[42] Totemic Eagle 1030/1220 ❤. Fire explosion breath, big. Numbed (4)
[50] elder villagers x4 268/300 ❤, canes with golden patterns, Fiteing (custom spell)
[ ] Village Leader NPC ???/??? ❤, in spire.
[40-Ma] Woobydoobydoo 303/350 ❤ Equipped:
stick- Cool staff bro (unidentified)(two-handed) ? damage,
hat- corrupt beast's jaw (unidentified)(150 hp, min ~13 str, - 9 regen) 8 soul dots 10/20 ✹ 34305/46000 XP Bubbles! (10 regen, thorns X) known spells: Heal (R-L-R), Teleport (R-R-R), Meteor (R-L-L), ??? (_-_-_)
Buffs: 15% crit chance, +15% non-crit damage, -14% to incoming damage, 14% dodge chance, -15% mana cost (random rounding), +15% ✹, ✦, elemental damage, +14% other elemental damage.
Quadruple XP for 6 minutes (16 posts)!
Wobbydoobydoo : beast jaw, cool staff bro, bbls, unidentified leggings , 0+193 , thank-you note, weird "compass"
I fire another blast at it.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."