The moose circles around, screaming "yee!" As loudly as possible and rockets around, actively breaking every law of physics its small moose brain can think of.
everyone must make a DC26 Internet Randomness saving throw or take -/;():9@&- points of Yee damage
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I'm the idiot that decides to make Phil Swift in DnD.
Now I would like to introduce them to my culture. Or should I? The internet could be a grave mistake since it only created some gems and a lot of garbage... Lets start with the WC. I create some public toilets (including pipes, robotic plumbers and everything else needed to keep this shit.disposal. up) that can be used if they pay me taxes in form of filling out this simple psychological test every month including this one, but they have to be awakened first to gain permission to even get the test.
i'm not entirely sure what you want. It sounds like you make a toilet and make an entry fee of "get awakened"? Leaving aside how they'd probably be suspicious of the price, and the toilets themselves, and you, there's the question of... would they even want the toilets? yes, toilets from now are probably better. but they don't have experience with whatever differences there are. It's strange and new, and changing your habits or thoughts takes effort- often enough to dissuade people. you do get like one person who just got here and really needs to use the washroom, though. 62% founder level
then sits on the cliff watching and eating popcorn
(The animation was slightly too large for where I normally host them, so it has to be linked instead[photobucket doesn't allow animations uploaded there to be viewed elsewhere].) They've entered the cave! you can't watch them from here any more...you could follow them, or you can do something else.
Now with the violent shacks and more than enough distraction Half-tarrasque Frank will take out a bubbling blue potion and pour it on his feet. as he does so the sonic theme starts playing... his legs move at startling speeds running down to Tim's fortress. the others can handle the godmodder at this time.
You pour the potion, and then run. ᴳᴼᴰᴹᴼᴰᴰᴱᴿ: ⁿᵒʷ. you run up near a river, and begin to turn with it, since sonic hates water. And then there is a hollow clunk, like a hollow object hitting the back of a not-so-hollow skull.
just so. and so you trip by complete chance and definitely not because you were struck by a hollow object in the back of your non-hollow skull. and you soar through the air!
I do wonder where that brick in the corner came from... probably nothing important, wouldn't you say?
and so you are submerged with a grand SPLOOSH.
you are now Lightly Injured. you are also in a river. you are a fair distance north from where you started.
The moose circles around, screaming "yee!" As loudly as possible and rockets around, actively breaking every law of physics its small moose brain can think of.
everyone must make a DC26 Internet Randomness saving throw or take -/;():9@&- points of Yee damage
A moose does these things. then this pops up!
[!] Congratulations to TMoose13_CRZY_WOA for reaching level 673! [!] Congratulations to TMoose13_CRZY_WOA for reaching level 512! [!] Congratulations to TMoose13_CRZY_WOA for reaching level 886! [!] Congratulations to TMoose13_CRZY_WOA for reaching level 965! [!] Congratulations to TMoose13_CRZY_WOA for reaching level 757! [!] Congratulations to TMoose13_CRZY_WOA for reaching level 868! [!] Congratulations to TMoose13_CRZY_WOA for reaching level 850! [!] Congratulations to TMoose13_CRZY_WOA for reaching level 676!
these messages continue to scroll through your vision. and everyone else's. Eventually, the Godmodder mutes it for everyone but you. then, since nobody has any skill points in [internet randomness] but you, everyone takes... lets see, I input all those numbers into a calculator and get "-(9-)". everyone has taken... -(9-) ...damage! this doesn't kill anyone yet, but who knows?
(OOC: When I eat myself, do I disappear, stay the same size, or become twice as big?)
well I was imagining something like... you eat a limb, then you don't have it any more, and you would eventually run out of limbs and self. so probably disappear.
Being thoroughly under water I swig a magenta potion and pour lavender potion on me. due to the lavender I become a full human again making myself lighter. due to the magenta potion I am able to swim and hold my breath for an hour. I swim back to the surface. after that he starts his trek with two [Shack Brew] in his hands
Welp that was to be expected. Now culture isn't only toilets. It is also living space with electricity and flowing water, modern stuff like microwave and Ice box... it might alienate people to see a rainbow skyscraper this early but it is also taxed the same way the toilet is. (Psychological test is for testing of pure heart) As addition I produce some bicycles out of my inventory. I will give every tax paying citizen a key to unlock the bicycle lock. So many things that seem good but suspicious... but soon they will be awed by my goods and join the modern side!
Being thoroughly under water I swig a magenta potion and pour lavender potion on me. due to the lavender I become a full human again making myself lighter. due to the magenta potion I am able to swim and hold my breath for an hour. I swim back to the surface. after that he starts his trek with two [Shack Brew] in his hands
you swim along down this river. you come to a bridge of some kind, the image for which I have lost for some reason, then swim under it, and back up on the other side.
you see a dock off to the side, and it would seem you have either reached a very large lake, or open ocean. you are quite certain that going on a path perpendicular to the shore- IE, directly away from it, leads you north. also, your 'find tim' device says to go that way still. as you contemplate this, you think you hear the sound of wood hitting wood coming from behind you, strangely.
Welp that was to be expected. Now culture isn't only toilets. It is also living space with electricity and flowing water, modern stuff like microwave and Ice box... it might alienate people to see a rainbow skyscraper this early but it is also taxed the same way the toilet is. (Psychological test is for testing of pure heart) As addition I produce some bicycles out of my inventory. I will give every tax paying citizen a key to unlock the bicycle lock. So many things that seem good but suspicious... but soon they will be awed by my goods and join the modern side!
A guy shows up, falling down the road from town to your toilet-equipped and different-y house, and asks if he can take one of these bicycles apart. "hey that wooden stuff looks interesting can i take a couple apart" And then some other stuff too. he doesn't seem to pause for breath. or use punctuatihaha what? "oh and what about the house over there that looks weird is it quartz quartz comes from mallet some quarry or whatever I heard they build a city out of it crazy huh I wonder if they blew their power plant up and what do they even use it for i think it just pumps water for the fountains haha crazy right I bet the rock made them all go crazy since its white and white makes people crazy i know it's ridiculous such a waste of good wooden homes anyway uh- DO YOU LIKE CHICKENS OR MUSHROOMS. THIS IS IMPORTANT. ANSWEIR" Most people are still in their houses, eating like. Breakfast or whatever, so it's pretty quiet right now. other then the occasional crazy guy. Side note, please describe the psychological test. how would a list of questions detect 'purity of heart'? wouldn't it just detect 'purity of ability to say they will act in a traditionally morally good manner'?
Good questions! First "question": Describe yourself. Second question: What is your worst crime (you won't be judged by me this is a promise)? Third question: What would you do with a scroll of "Wish" and you could wish for anything? Last task: Describe the circumstances under which you took this test.
I awaken the guy and feed him a panacea to have a productive conversation.
I play surf rock band causing bright to get them as helpers and ask them to try to contact the star fish while bright should try looking for an animal farm in the godmodders base
Good questions! First "question": Describe yourself. Second question: What is your worst crime (you won't be judged by me this is a promise)? Third question: What would you do with a scroll of "Wish" and you could wish for anything? Last task: Describe the circumstances under which you took this test.
I awaken the guy and feed him a panacea to have a productive conversation.
he swats away the panacea and says "IS THAT A MUSHROOM? NO MUSHROOMS NEAR MY HOUSE!" you do however awaken him. 6ƺȾ% founder level?
I play surf rock band causing bright to get them as helpers and ask them to try to contact the star fish while bright should try looking for an animal farm in the godmodders base
you do that. they talk about how like, the starfish is with us, and we're all part of it, because we've got a skeleton inside us right now, and like... woah. you then move along, and you think you see some kind of giant hand rising out of the city-thing you've reached, but then its gone. [turn ends] godmodder turn happens. you don't know what it was, as none of it had a direct, obvious effect on you. [end godmodder turn] you draw [Spear of the non-believer] and roll (5+3), or 8, for movement. wat du
The moose, now with its illogical and impractical high-level mmo armour bleats "yee" happily and with the
POWER OF YEE
Spits out a d20 at the nearest death god.
a super-powered D20 flys through the sky, streaking through the air above HV (but like way above him, i'm saying it passed over where he was in the process of being spat at there) with a loud whistling sound, and away into an area further... away. it slams into a massive tower and strikes Death. you suspect this will affect something in the future.
hm... I now create a fusion reactor that produces electricity for my rainbow skyscraper that will attract people en mass (I hope) and awaken the fusion reactor because like why not? Only the defense keeps this thing from being a hydrogen bomb. Additional defense won't harm.
hm... I now create a fusion reactor that produces electricity for my rainbow skyscraper that will attract people en mass (I hope) and awaken the fusion reactor because like why not? Only the defense keeps this thing from being a hydrogen bomb. Additional defense won't harm.
the defence keeps the reactor from fusing things! oh no! luckily, it is quickly depleted... 6ƺƺ% founder level?
I do not use a card this turn instead only telling bright to move to the door of the long wooden house and open it slightly so he can peak inside
Bright does that! he sees ...
When you end turn, bright hears excited yipping from behind him. He turns around and see a dog bounding over to him, followed by Talloran. Talloran is wearing some kind of helmet made of stone with glowing pink runes. The Dog barrels into Bright and the Surf Rock Band, knocking them both into the church. Talloran deftly steps around them and moves inwards. The Dog follows, yipping excitedly, and attacks the Surf rock band another 3 times, each time for 0 damage. Move within combat is equivalent to fire-emblem's move system. Yes, this shrinks the amount you can move massively in combat, However, the alternative is relative distances being irrelevant and/or not seeing your enemy mid-combat. So. The enemys turn ends. Talloran looks confident... You draw another holy water fountain!
...Leaving it open to attack by Red_dragon_robot! Luckily, fusion reactors are much safer then fission reactors, and so the resulting fallout is sparse, but it's there!
you certainly try. that's the key word, though, try You manage to enter their mind, but you don't see any obvious way to destroy it... You appear to be in an endless, swirling void with a background of desaturated cyan and green.
There seems to be a floor, though you can't visually distinguish it from the rest of the place, as well as a door, a table, and a couch. The couch, door, and table appear to be composed entirely of spikes. You're considering sitting down on the couch anyway when you notice a note on the couch. You pick it up and read it. "re- huh? Oh. Get out of my mind, wouldya? You aren't going to destroy it, Whether you want to or not, so stop wasting both of our times, mate." With a start, you realize the note was made of spikes! you lose at least one will to continue from the resulting pain, and drop it. A Padlock made entirely of spikes proceeds to appear on the door, the floor around which begins to sprout spikes. the floor around the door is gradually changing towards a greyer color, as well. [P]BurnWarlock ??/100% will to continue. next to Couch! Can leave at will. [GMM] Door (100% spikes! has a spike padlock which is 100% spikes! 5% surrounded by grey-tinted spikes! size: medium-small) [GMM] Couch (98% spikes! had a note on it! next to table. size: medium) [GMM] Table (100% spikes! is a table! size:medium) [GMM] Note (80% spikes! on floor. message from Godmodder. size: tiny)
I return the way demonstrated from the video I put on the discord, minus the reinforcements and/or lasers, and the elemental AI replaced with the Godmodder.
"You see, Godmodder, I will now retcon my absence. I placed a dummy of myself while everyone was blinking in order to harness a new power."
the japanese katakana for the word "menacing" start floating around me, each one a dark purple color with the subtitles saying "menacing."
"That's right. I now have the power... of JOJO REFERENCES!"
Including the knights of hanoi bit? GODMODDER: A wonderous power, I'm sure. GODMODDER: However, consider this. GODMODDER: What if the QM only has a vague understanding of JoJo referenHahaha... yousawnothing. GODMODDER: ...also, how did you even get in theGLCK The Godmodder points to you, as you are currently inside a massive stone skull. It glows further within, and the Godmodder seems to have been doing something there prior to your arrival. You could probably get out of it through one of the gaps in the teeth though, since, being capable of complex motor movements, you can crawl through holes not large enough for you to walk through them at full height....right? ...right...?
[GM] Godmodder: 281 /300 HP4/4 3/4 Sovereignty. outside skull, seems to be sleeping upright.
Aeisenberg: Hath Returned! Inside Skull! Flex tape rapier (minor attack buff), Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan)
Does anyone even know how fusion reactors work? I didn't... and this are the very shitty results. I would like to destroy everything around me on a impulse of emotion, but are bound by contract. Yeah... lets just get the items as quick as possible... I awaken my bone pole ... wait doesn't that count as part of myself in attunement logic? Yes but this is founder logic and founder logic allows this. Afterwards I search for the magic items that Markus wanted (search inventory roll).
The moose circles around, screaming "yee!" As loudly as possible and rockets around, actively breaking every law of physics its small moose brain can think of.
everyone must make a DC26 Internet Randomness saving throw or take -/;():9@&- points of Yee damage
I'm the idiot that decides to make Phil Swift in DnD.
(OOC: When I eat myself, do I disappear, stay the same size, or become twice as big?)
I stole my pfp from this person: https://mobile.twitter.com/xelart1/status/1177312449575432193
i'm not entirely sure what you want. It sounds like you make a toilet and make an entry fee of "get awakened"? Leaving aside how they'd probably be suspicious of the price, and the toilets themselves, and you, there's the question of... would they even want the toilets? yes, toilets from now are probably better. but they don't have experience with whatever differences there are. It's strange and new, and changing your habits or thoughts takes effort- often enough to dissuade people.
you do get like one person who just got here and really needs to use the washroom, though.
62% founder level
(The animation was slightly too large for where I normally host them, so it has to be linked instead[photobucket doesn't allow animations uploaded there to be viewed elsewhere].)
They've entered the cave! you can't watch them from here any more...you could follow them, or you can do something else.
You pour the potion, and then run.
ᴳᴼᴰᴹᴼᴰᴰᴱᴿ: ⁿᵒʷ.
you run up near a river, and begin to turn with it, since sonic hates water.
And then there is a hollow clunk, like a hollow object hitting the back of a not-so-hollow skull.
just so.
and so you trip by complete chance and definitely not because you were struck by a hollow object in the back of your non-hollow skull.
and you soar through the air!
I do wonder where that brick in the corner came from... probably nothing important, wouldn't you say?
and so you are submerged with a grand SPLOOSH.
you are now Lightly Injured. you are also in a river. you are a fair distance north from where you started.
A moose does these things. then this pops up!
these messages continue to scroll through your vision. and everyone else's. Eventually, the Godmodder mutes it for everyone but you.
then, since nobody has any skill points in [internet randomness] but you, everyone takes... lets see, I input all those numbers into a calculator and get "-(9-)". everyone has taken... -(9-) ...damage! this doesn't kill anyone yet, but who knows?
well I was imagining something like... you eat a limb, then you don't have it any more, and you would eventually run out of limbs and self.
so probably disappear.
Being thoroughly under water I swig a magenta potion and pour lavender potion on me. due to the lavender I become a full human again making myself lighter. due to the magenta potion I am able to swim and hold my breath for an hour. I swim back to the surface. after that he starts his trek with two [Shack Brew] in his hands
Welp that was to be expected. Now culture isn't only toilets. It is also living space with electricity and flowing water, modern stuff like microwave and Ice box... it might alienate people to see a rainbow skyscraper this early but it is also taxed the same way the toilet is. (Psychological test is for testing of pure heart)
As addition I produce some bicycles out of my inventory. I will give every tax paying citizen a key to unlock the bicycle lock. So many things that seem good but suspicious... but soon they will be awed by my goods and join the modern side!
you swim along down this river. you come to a bridge of some kind, the image for which I have lost for some reason, then swim under it, and back up on the other side.
you see a dock off to the side, and it would seem you have either reached a very large lake, or open ocean.
you are quite certain that going on a path perpendicular to the shore- IE, directly away from it, leads you north. also, your 'find tim' device says to go that way still.
as you contemplate this, you think you hear the sound of wood hitting wood coming from behind you, strangely.
A guy shows up, falling down the road from town to your toilet-equipped and different-y house, and asks if he can take one of these bicycles apart.
"hey that wooden stuff looks interesting can i take a couple apart"
And then some other stuff too. he doesn't seem to pause for breath. or use punctuatihaha what?
"oh and what about the house over there that looks weird is it quartz quartz comes from mallet some quarry or whatever I heard they build a city out of it crazy huh I wonder if they blew their power plant up and what do they even use it for i think it just pumps water for the fountains haha crazy right I bet the rock made them all go crazy since its white and white makes people crazy i know it's ridiculous such a waste of good wooden homes anyway uh-
DO YOU LIKE CHICKENS OR MUSHROOMS. THIS IS IMPORTANT. ANSWEIR"
Most people are still in their houses, eating like. Breakfast or whatever, so it's pretty quiet right now. other then the occasional crazy guy.
Side note, please describe the psychological test. how would a list of questions detect 'purity of heart'? wouldn't it just detect 'purity of ability to say they will act in a traditionally morally good manner'?
Good questions!
First "question": Describe yourself.
Second question: What is your worst crime (you won't be judged by me this is a promise)?
Third question: What would you do with a scroll of "Wish" and you could wish for anything?
Last task: Describe the circumstances under which you took this test.
I awaken the guy and feed him a panacea to have a productive conversation.
I play surf rock band causing bright to get them as helpers and ask them to try to contact the star fish while bright should try looking for an animal farm in the godmodders base
The moose, now with its illogical and impractical high-level mmo armour bleats "yee" happily and with the
POWER OF YEE
Spits out a d20 at the nearest death god.
I'm the idiot that decides to make Phil Swift in DnD.
he swats away the panacea and says "IS THAT A MUSHROOM? NO MUSHROOMS NEAR MY HOUSE!"
you do however awaken him.
6ƺȾ% founder level?
you do that. they talk about how like, the starfish is with us, and we're all part of it, because we've got a skeleton inside us right now, and like... woah.
you then move along, and you think you see some kind of giant hand rising out of the city-thing you've reached, but then its gone. [turn ends] godmodder turn happens. you don't know what it was, as none of it had a direct, obvious effect on you. [end godmodder turn] you draw [Spear of the non-believer] and roll (5+3), or 8, for movement. wat du
a super-powered D20 flys through the sky, streaking through the air above HV (but like way above him, i'm saying it passed over where he was in the process of being spat at there) with a loud whistling sound, and away into an area further... away. it slams into a massive tower and strikes Death. you suspect this will affect something in the future.
hm... I now create a fusion reactor that produces electricity for my rainbow skyscraper that will attract people en mass (I hope)
and awaken the fusion reactor because like
why not? Only the defense keeps this thing from being a hydrogen bomb. Additional defense won't harm.
I do not use a card this turn instead only telling bright to move to the door of the long wooden house and open it slightly so he can peak inside
I blow up the fusion reactor
I try go into the goddmodders mind and destroy it
the defence keeps the reactor from fusing things! oh no! luckily, it is quickly depleted...
6ƺƺ% founder level?
Bright does that! he sees ...
When you end turn, bright hears excited yipping from behind him. He turns around and see a dog bounding over to him, followed by Talloran. Talloran is wearing some kind of helmet made of stone with glowing pink runes. The Dog barrels into Bright and the Surf Rock Band, knocking them both into the church.
Talloran deftly steps around them and moves inwards. The Dog follows, yipping excitedly, and attacks the Surf rock band another 3 times, each time for 0 damage.
Move within combat is equivalent to fire-emblem's move system. Yes, this shrinks the amount you can move massively in combat, However, the alternative is relative distances being irrelevant and/or not seeing your enemy mid-combat. So.
The enemys turn ends. Talloran looks confident...
You draw another holy water fountain!
...Leaving it open to attack by Red_dragon_robot! Luckily, fusion reactors are much safer then fission reactors, and so the resulting fallout is sparse, but it's there!
you certainly try.
that's the key word, though, try
You manage to enter their mind, but you don't see any obvious way to destroy it... You appear to be in an endless, swirling void with a background of desaturated cyan and green.
There seems to be a floor, though you can't visually distinguish it from the rest of the place, as well as a door, a table, and a couch. The couch, door, and table appear to be composed entirely of spikes.
You're considering sitting down on the couch anyway when you notice a note on the couch. You pick it up and read it.
"re- huh? Oh. Get out of my mind, wouldya? You aren't going to destroy it, Whether you want to or not, so stop wasting both of our times, mate."
With a start, you realize the note was made of spikes! you lose at least one will to continue from the resulting pain, and drop it.
A Padlock made entirely of spikes proceeds to appear on the door, the floor around which begins to sprout spikes. the floor around the door is gradually changing towards a greyer color, as well.
[P] BurnWarlock ??/100% will to continue. next to Couch! Can leave at will.
[GMM] Door (100% spikes! has a spike padlock which is 100% spikes! 5% surrounded by grey-tinted spikes! size: medium-small)
[GMM] Couch (98% spikes! had a note on it! next to table. size: medium)
[GMM] Table (100% spikes! is a table! size:medium)
[GMM] Note (80% spikes! on floor. message from Godmodder. size: tiny)
Including the knights of hanoi bit?GODMODDER: A wonderous power, I'm sure.
GODMODDER: However, consider this.
GODMODDER: What if the QM only has a vague understanding of JoJo referenHahaha... yousawnothing.
GODMODDER: ...also, how did you even get in theGLCK
The Godmodder points to you, as you are currently inside a massive stone skull. It glows further within, and the Godmodder seems to have been doing something there prior to your arrival. You could probably get out of it through one of the gaps in the teeth though, since, being capable of complex motor movements, you can crawl through holes not large enough for you to walk through them at full height....right?
...right...?
[GM] Godmodder: 281 /300 HP 4/4 3/4 Sovereignty. outside skull, seems to be sleeping upright.
Aeisenberg: Hath Returned! Inside Skull! Flex tape rapier (minor attack buff), Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan)
Does anyone even know how fusion reactors work? I didn't... and this are the very shitty results.
I would like to destroy everything around me on a impulse of emotion, but are bound by contract.
Yeah... lets just get the items as quick as possible... I awaken my bone pole ... wait doesn't that count as part of myself in attunement logic?
Yes but this is founder logic and founder logic allows this.
Afterwards I search for the magic items that Markus wanted (search inventory roll).
I use this new account to tell Joe to please link the game showing page each update
I expose the godmodder to T-series, scarring him for life.
I stole my pfp from this person: https://mobile.twitter.com/xelart1/status/1177312449575432193