(Okay, Good to know that I have to initiate drawing cards myself)
Going by the Pokemon rules, I start my turn by drawing a card. It's a professor birch card! Playing him as a supporter, he allows me to draw cards until I have 6 cards in my hand.
Now, I'm counting my Get out of jail free cards as two cards... so that means I draw 4 new cards, but not necessarily Pokemon cards.
I'm gonna leave the cards I draw up to you for now JOEbobobob. Why am I writing in green? Because Waluigi despises the colour green and refuses to read it.
I'll then roll 2 more d6 to move again on the monopoly board, 4. I'm also going to serve the golf ball to Waluigi using the Scoop and toss thrower.
Ooh! It's a chance square! I get to draw another random card! It's a Squirtle. I'll play down the squirtle as my active Pokemon.
You start by trying to draw a carLUIGI, LUIGI. ARE YOU A CHEATER? LUIGI CAN'T JUST DRAW A CARD AS THE START OF THE TURN! NATURAL DRAWING IS OFF, REMEMBER? WAA-HAA-HAAAAA... So, the draw doesn't work. ((To be clear: Natural drawing being off means you need to come up with some kinda shenanigan to draw,not just say you draw.)) However, you do move on the monopoly board, and land on a chance square! (1d20 luck roll: 4) You draw... The Gift of Greed. Well, you can still just not use it, at least. Then, you serve the Golf ball at Waluigi using the thrower! (Waluigi's 2D6 move roll: 3+6)WALUIGI MOVES AHEAD WITH A BRILLIANT, WAAANDERFUL WALUIGI ANTI-DRIBBLE TO SPIKE GOLF BALL ON OTHER SIDE OF NET, WA-HA-HA! WHATS THE MATTER, LUIGIS, BAD AT NOT-VIDEO GAMES? At this, the effect of 'Net' is revealed: When you(Waluigi in this case) Negate a ball-type action and geography permits, you(still waluigi) may counter in a manner that gains you(waluigi!) points. In this case, this means that since Waluigi had movement, he could reach the net and spike down the ball probably outside your reach; if you(orange luigi) can't get to the next community chest or further, there's no way you(O.L, again) can reach the golf ball before it hits the ground! also even if you get that far you still need to actually, you know,keep it from hitting the ground.
...don't question it. It's simpler that way. Anyway, Waluigi then lands on Free Parking, giving him, unless I've forgotten the rules, nothing whatsoever. WALL, WALUIGI DOESN'T NEED LUIGIS CAR HOUSING! WALUIGI HAS ALL THE VEHICLES WALUIGI NEEDS. WALUIGI HAS LAUDABLY LUXURIOUS LEGGINGS! Waluigi then looks at his hand, the cards he got using Cheren. Weh. WALUIGI PLAYS Team Galactic's Invention G-109 SP Radar! WALUIGI SEARCHES HIS DECK FOR A POKEMON SP AND PUTS IT IN HIS HAND Well, that's a Problem. WAAAT NOW, LUIGI... I never actually made decks for this. WALUIGI FAILS TO SEE THE PROBLEM. WALUIGI CAN JUST DRAW WHATEVER SP HE WANTS! no, because pokemon decks cap at 60. AND? that means you can't have all of them at once. OF COURSE WALUIGI DOESN'T HAVE EVERY POKEMON IN HIS DECK! WALUIGI ONLY HAS THE POKEMON HE WANTS RIGHT NOW IN HIS DECK. no. YES. Well, some of them are in the prize cards, so you still need to roll for quality. Weh, Luigi's no fun. so roll type's 1D58 and the DC : 6. WALUIGI ROLLED A 2754. whaWALUIGI TAKES A DARKRAI G FROM HIS DECK. you know what, sure, fine, it probably would have worked anyway. Annnnd you're out of things to do this round. WALUIGI KNOWS, LUIGI. WALUIGI KNOWS.
Now, to roll Garfield's move... (2D6 -> 4+5 -> 9). Alright, make of this all what you will.
Current Subgame: every card game ever made, and some that weren't. Field spell/ Stadium / Land/Arena: None/Monopoly.
Waluigi PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: W AAAA AAA AA A Points: 0. Life Points: 4,000. Prize cards: 6. Life: 50. Digi-energy: 0. Money: 1360W ~Cards: ??? x1. Discarded: x1 Cheren, x1 Blue Medicine x1 SP Radar Other: Continuous Spell- Net. Equipped- Paddle (When the opponent declares an BALL-type action: negate it. also, after that, Set this card again instead of discarding it.) Face-down card. Charles avenue (140) Active Pokemon: Nidoran (female), +370 life points. no energy cards or abilities. Benched Pokemon: Darkrai G.
ORANGGarfield the Tabaxi. PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P ++++ +++ ++ + Points: 5. Life Points: 4,000. Prize cards: 6. Life: 20. Digi-energy: 0. Money: 1,440M ~Cards: Get out of Jail free card, Get out of Jail free card, the Gift of Greed Discarded: Birdie. Other: Bank Avenue (60), equipped Scoop 'n toss thrower.
Casting Longstrider, I break into a sprint, Dashing as fast as I can. As I'm running, I grab the void shard, and look at it in visible confusion.
Did it absorb the energy? Where did it go? I infuse the Voidshard with one of my charges. Lets see if it does anything....
You run away from the clowns! Oh no! and they just wanted to be friends... maybe... No! god might be testing them, but They won't give up! The clowns have imprinted on you, and will continue to target you where possible. You push energy into the Voidshard. As you do, it starts to bite into your hand- It seems to have gotten significantly sharper.
Next I will make a rock collector crab from those rocks and give it a tophat
using any leftover rocks I make porridge
(6 3 2 2 5 6=24) rocks! You make a Rock-collector crab from those rocks! Using some of the Rocks you already have because HV picked up a few, you make porridge! Somehow!
Time to take the big gulp. I swallow the whole bowl creating porridge plus the rock porridge and grow too heavy to lift. Hopefully we don't get too fat.
To counteract getting fat I do some pushups with rocks as weights.
This of course grants infinite power from the infinite porridge and rock hard muscles form the rock porridge. I punch the earth to shatter it so that rocks can be picked more efficiently.
You swallow the bowl. Sadly, the bowl only has a finite rate, and is merely continually generating porridge at said finite, rather small, rate. Then you lift weights. You 'Buffness' increased! by a finite quantity. You fail to punch the earth because you are still off-balanced by the yeast of thoughts and minds.
EORR The Terror Pants, Flying Spageti Monster, and Cosmic Monolith idle. because they don't have orders. The Mask is still being all conflicted-y. The Pelicans are idling. the Crab, however, has a purpose in the name, so I'm going to pretend it was ordered to fulfil that purpose. it gathers 1d4->1 rocks. The Globglogabgalab heads over to the Kittenish Pelican and takes off their suit, then wears it and runs away, expending 3 total fuel for the levitation needed to reach them. The Miming Mob runs until they're directly beneath Hunger for Eggs on Toast, then starts miming putting things down on the ground. one of them moves a finger towards where they put something, and pulls it away rapidly. another mimes striking a match and tosses it over their shoulder. Then they all walk away. The Hoard of Clowns continues to chase adrunkendwarf, dropping horns and balloon animals in their fervour. Waluigi's battlefield incarnation lies down and goes to sleep. The Godmodder warframe slides right up to the Rock Crab. He doesn't kill it, though it should be enough damage by rights, because the entity was just summoned. That said, it still loses 20 rocks. Then the Godmodder tosses another action into round, which is renamed to Thargar
[A-naturewriter]Terror Pants 135/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on:None.).). [A-naturewriter]Flying Spageti monster 20/55 HP 20 A/-15 A stuck in air. [AG-Shard-Shard] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungresitation. (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV and partially restrained. Mask instarepairs. SPRING WIRE.) Levitating into the aiir uncontrolablyyyy 0/3 Energy Diamonds, 15-1 Awakening integrity, like 70%(+(8-3)/4 /r+5/r) Hungry Visitation. BUFF. Abyssite 5s 0.6L [ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 7 rocks, on HfEoT's head. Earth Pelican 9 dirt. 10 rocks, rock suit. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. Rock Crab 5 rocks, on ground, has top hat. [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er. [OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 24/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 0/4 Doomsday. [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [AG] Globglogabgalab 52/275 Shwibbleglibberkind, 92 fuel. rock suit. [AG] Miming Mob 30/40 HP Hoard of Clowns 40/90 HP (half are Flying!) [WAAAAAAAAA]Waluigi, Pristine physical condition. Capable Celebrity Chin. WAAA worthy wonderosity. Unbelievable Uvula. Glorious Golf club. Tremendous Tennis racket. Beautiful Badminton Bombarder and Buffness. Amazing Action Abilities. Spectacularly sizeable Slacks. King-worthy kitchen of Kooking. Somehow still here while playing game . Geesed.
[GM] Godmodder: 275 /300 HP Warferin slidng. 3/3 Smile More 2/5 Thargar
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, ERR+2 skill. Owns a Unique'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient. 1C.AC. Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hesitation. Rock Mask, 43 rocks, Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. also, lies. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. hungry. not-wood. has Flexing Tape. sorta buff. Aeisenberg: with Phil swift, but not in the update room! rapier (minor attack buff)... +1?, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian. OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god. Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. ADrunkenDwarf: runningg, light wounds! Large Voidshard. SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. is being a shopkeeper (which is defended) Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). <Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!> BardymcBardface: light wounds! in stone! 1charge stored + historianism III!
Hmm... I really want more to eat. I eat an experience potion to benefit my woodworking. After that I eat a protein potion to benefit my buffness. I awaken Kittenish Pelican, Earth Pelican and Rock Crab
Well, that last move of mine was a catastrophe. I'm gonna have to come up with shenanigans, you say?
Well then, let's get this started. I can't make it to the community chest in 9 moves... or can I? I start by assaulting a random citizen that lives on the monopoly board (Sorry, random citizen), stealing 3 cards from them. I then get arrested and dragged straight to jail - But I have a get out of Jail free card! The police have no choice but to set me free, allowing me to keep those 3 cards I stole and putting me in Just waiting. Since I still haven't made my dice movements, I travel 9 spaces to New York Avenue. I buy it for $200 dollars, and then attempt to use my scoop and toss thrower to return the golf ball to Waluigi.
I'm gonna roll a D20 Athletics and Acrobatics Checks to try and return it - Athletics 18 and Acrobatics 4.
Now, I've probably done everything I can this turn... but I'm gonna play The gift of Greed Face down (Is that how Yu-gi-oh works?)
And, I need a Pokemon deck. Seeing as Waluigi has his active Pokemon ready, I'll need to draw 7 Pokemon cards in order to make my Pokemon hand - but without natural drawing, I suppose I'll have to come up with a way to do that later...
(Also, Quick justification for me assaulting a random citizen. There has to be citizens in Monopoly, otherwise how could you win second place in a beauty concert? It can't be a beauty concert between the players, as then someone would of had to get first, and win even more cash. Though let's be honest, If that card was drawn in this game Waluigi would get First, second and third place due to his Capable celebrity chin and all that other stuff. Curse your good looks, Waluigi!)
((OOC note: 10/10, great post, that was hilarious.)) ((oocnote2: and basically exactly the type of thing I was hoping for when starting this sidequest.)) You successfully steal 3 cards from a random citizen, and get sent to jail! But with the power of Get Out Of Jail Free, you escape, and take advantage of being three spaces further ahead to bound forwards and catch the golf ball (this is a very fast imprisonment : P). A slight bit of bad luck- due to doing badly on the Acrobatics check, you land an extra space back. Do you want to buy it? you can decide next turn, since Waluigi won't visit between. At this point, Waluigi rolls 1DW... 1DW? sure, fine, and the DC is 5, to use Paddle. he rolls an 11 (at least he's using numbers now). As such, he lobs it back. Since the Nets location is sort of, kind of, established, by this point, the place he's lobbing it back at is where you are. Counter it! You don't play The Gift of Greed face down, because 1) the term for putting spell/traps facedown is called 'Setting', 2) a Set normal spell is actually harder to activate (this is not the case for counter or quickplays, if memory serves) and 3) once it's set, it's not in your hand and so can't be sacrificed by most card effects. if you want it Set anyway, though, feel free. Lastly, the Pokemon deck. Technically, your decks aren't separate. Any non-search draw can come from any game at any time, which is how the monopoly chance square got you a yugioh card... On that note, lets see what those three stolen cards were! (1D20: 2(+3), 1D20:10(+3), 1D20:12(+3)) the first one's not great- you draw Magma Rager. The other two are better, though- Specifically, you got a blazing inpachi and Amaranthine Wall. It looks like you'll be able to use Magma Rager's "mana" as colorless magic; You can tell because if you couldn't play it now or soon, wouldn't be the result of a good luck roll- you have 4 mana crystals from the magma rager mana sort, because it is turn 4 (you'll have 5 come next turn, though) WALUIGI TIME! say, can you make it quick? I need to go to sleep soon. WALUIGI SEES LUIGI IS STILL INFERIOR! WALUIGI UNDERSTANDS LUIGIS MORTAL LIMITATIONS, HOWEVER, DESPICABLE AS HE IS. WALUIGI, THE WAAANDERFUL WAAARIOR OF ALL THAT IS WAAARTHY, WAAALL BE WAAARCIFUL, WALUIGI SUPPOSES. WALUIGI ROLLS 5+2, OR 7, AND WAAANTS TO BUY! at the cost of 260 W, waluigi is now the owner of that yellow space he landed on. WALL! WALUIGI SUPPOSES THAT IS ACCEPTABLE! NOW, WALUIGI APPROACHES A CITIZEN ON THE STREET AND PAYS THEM FOR THEIR CARDS, LIKE A GOOD LAW-ABIDING CITIZEN! 100 W SHOULD DO IT FOR A DECENT CARD, YES? uh... sure. but the card prices are going to rise with all this uncertainty. WAAA, WAAATEVER. WALUIGI BUYS 'Technical Machine TS-1.' AND ATTACHES IT TO NIDORAN! USING IT, WALUIGI EVOLVES NIDORAN INTO NIDORINA And it doesn't matter which. WILL PINK LUIGI ACCEPT IT IF WALUIGI DECIDES LATER? sure, fine. WANDERFUL, THAT MAKES WALUIGIS PLANS MORE CONVENIENT. NOW, USING EVOLUTER ENDED WALUIGIS TURN, SO IT IS OVER!
Now, to roll Garfield's move... (2+2). Doubles! the next roll is 4+2. So, you'll land on chance and then the weird tap thing (even paying it is weird iirc. roll dice, really?), unless you have more shenanigans to pull.
Current Subgame: every card game ever made, and some that weren't. Field spell/ Stadium / Land/Arena: None/Monopoly.
Waluigi PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: W AAAA AAA AA A Points: 0. Life Points: 4,000. Prize cards: 6. Life: 50. Digi-energy: 0. Mana crystals: 5/5 MtG mana: none. Money: 1000W ~Cards: ??? x1. Discarded: x1 Cheren, x1 Blue Medicine x1 SP Radar Other: Continuous Spell- Net. Equipped- Paddle (When the opponent declares an BALL-type action: negate it. also, after that, Set this card again instead of discarding it.) Face-down card. Charles avenue (140) Active Pokemon: Nidorina, +370 life points. no energy cards or abilities, Evoluter TM Benched Pokemon: Darkrai G.
ORANGarfield the Tabaxi. PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P ++++ +++ ++ + Points: 5. Life Points: 4,000. Prize cards: 6. Life: 20. Digi-energy: 0. Mana crystals: 5/5 MtG mana: none. Money: 1,440M ~Cards: Get out of Jail free card, the Gift of Greed, Magma Rager, Blazing Inpachi, amaranthine wall Discarded: Birdie. Other: Bank Avenue (60), equipped Scoop 'n toss thrower.
((I Think this update is done, but I need to go to sleep, so... might be flawed, haven't checked it over. well, g'night! if there's something wrong, I can fix it later, right? )) ((Edit: Forget to specify; the reason the stolen cards had a +3 on their luck rolls is that, since those were cards the random monopoly person had kept, it would be more likely for them to be good cards.))
I give my Crab and pelicans a nourishing pat and ask them to collect rocks
once they bring me some rocks I will use them to make a Rock Collector Crab Creator Lobster (or RCCCL for short and ask it to make Rock Collector
using all of my cunning I create helicopter blades and attach them to the godmodders weapons to cause him to be lifted in the air from his constant sliding causing him to A. stop sliding or B. fall and stop sliding C. ascend too far and reach the level boundary causing his position to reset and cause him to stop sliding
Hmm... I really want more to eat. I eat an experience potion to benefit my woodworking. After that I eat a protein potion to benefit my buffness. I awaken Kittenish Pelican, Earth Pelican and Rock Crab
You gain some more xp for woodworking. And strength. Then you give Srovy's entities awakeningness. Might be worth unglitching the awakening skill indicator...
Still running as fast as possible, I look at the slightly sharper Voidshard. Huh. I decide to expend two charges into it. Then, I look behind me and cast Fireball at the clowns.
The Voidshard gets so sharp, it cuts partway through your hand! Luckily, you manage to catch it from a non-sharpened area. Then, you manage to explode all of the grounded clowns! There are still quite a few flying clowns, but three of them died from the fireball.
Holding the portal, study the information I have received about the Chicken. Let's see... It's here, but it's not? And nothing living is here- I probably should have guessed that. But where is this pile of rubble and bricks?
To start of with, I decide to follow the instructions. I walk forward 50 meters, backwards 25 meters and backwards 25 meters. Then, I think- what if I'm just not seeing the true picture? I cast True Seeing and look around for the chicken. Where are you?
I then decide my best course of action is to look for some sort of rubble. Seeing none currently, I decide to head out in a random direction.
Astral Plane Chicken: 11 (+4?) /20. Somewhere wandering the Astral Plane. To Summon it I must A) Find the resting place of the chicken (Takes unknown amount of time) and B) Gain enough energy to bring the Chicken out of the Astral Plane (which, of course, happens at 20/20).
Loyal Kobold Band:0/? A group of twelve Kobold Bards who I befriended, who travel the world together as a marching band.
You follow the instructions. Strangely... instead of finding yourself in the same barren location you began in, you see a pile of rubble. crumbling brickwork... and nearby, you find the chicken. It's built a small nest in the rubble, and is looking somewhat haggard... there's some toast on the ground next to it, but it seems to have been running out of that, too. For finding the chicken successfully, +4 charge Or a bonus passive for the chicken named 'Perceptive Potential' (effects unknown, but will be more valuable in terms of difficulty-to-provide then 4 charge).
I give my Crab and pelicans a nourishing pat and ask them to collect rocks
once they bring me some rocks I will use them to make a Rock Collector Crab Creator Lobster (or RCCCL for short and ask it to make Rock Collector
using all of my cunning I create helicopter blades and attach them to the godmodders weapons to cause him to be lifted in the air from his constant sliding causing him to A. stop sliding or B. fall and stop sliding C. ascend too far and reach the level boundary causing his position to reset and cause him to stop sliding
You successfully... nourish... the pelicans... by patting them. yeah, sure. 5 overheal to each of their awakening shields. You then consume (10 from pelicans, 1d4=...1, again, for the crab, and you already have 43 rocks, so 53 rocks =~4C+this) 53 rocks to make a Rock Collecter Crab Creator Lobster, which has 20 rocks serving as health, and can make a new rock collector crab (3.75x4=15a/20*12.5=9.375R,25 R/RCR+12.5R(A)= every four rounds. If provided sufficient Rocks, it instead can make three in the same time frame, or one in slightly over a round. Then you tape helicopter blades to the Godmodders spinning slide-attack staff! unable to stop sliding without stopping sliding, he starts to, and continues to, rise into the air... the level boundary is a fair distance in the air, though, so it looks like it'll be a little before he's done- not much he can attack in the air like that, though.
The Mask idles without orders! The Pelicans and rock crab are busy supporting Hunger For Eggs on Toast's earlier actions! The Rock Collecter Crab Creator Lobster looks around, and then starts building a Rock Collector Crab. The Globglogabgalab picks up parts of the Miming Mob and throws it at Hunger for Eggs on Toast! at the cost of 2 fuel, HfEoT is now covered in mimes. Mimes: O)_(O The Hoard of Clowns spread out. They can tell aDrunkenDwarf is attacking them, and scared! If they can just give ADrunkenDwarf a biiiiig hug, though, they're sure it'll calm him down. Yes! Definitely! ... Some of them start trying to sneak around... Waluigi is playing his game. his battlefield incarnation snores.
The Godmodder slides into the air, and whacks the Mask of Hungrisitation upon reaching its proximity! Both of them are in the air, so he can do this! He also scolds it for betraying him! (20 damage blocked by the awakening.) M. of Hungrisitation flawlessly shifts its bearing [31] M. of Hungrisitation resists the blow [38] And only one Damage Mite, due to the high rolls! Then, the Godmodder smiles at the plight of ADrunkenDwarf. Well, the clowns only have the best of intentions! The Godmodder pats one of them on the shoulder with an extended hand, and the remaining 17 clowns grow a nearly-invisible layer of armor beneath an illusion. The illusion makes them look like their clothing is stained with blood, but what can they do? they have to survive long enough to hug ADrunkenDwarf; they can't take off the armor just to prevent that! The lead clown thanks the Godmodder, then starts speeding towards aDrunkenDwarf.
[A-naturewriter]Terror Pants 135/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on:None.).). [A-naturewriter]Flying Spageti monster 20/55 HP 20 A/-15 A stuck in air. [AG-Shard-Shard] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungrisitation. (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV and partially restrained. Mask instarepairs. SPRING WIRE.) Levitating into the aiir uncontrolablyyyy 0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted), like 75%(+(8-3)/4 /r+5/r) Hungry Visitation. BUFF. Abyssite 5s 0.6L [ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 7 rocks, on HfEoT's head. awakened (13/8 integrity) Earth Pelican 9 dirt. 10 rocks, rock suit. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. (13/8 integrity) Rock Crab 5 rocks, on ground, has top hat. (13/8 integrity) Rock Collector Crab Creator Lobster, 20 Rocks, on ground, Create Rock Collector Crab: 1/4. [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er. [OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 24/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 0/4 Doomsday. [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [AG] Globglogabgalab 52/275 Shwibbleglibberkind, 92 fuel. rock suit. [AG] Miming Mob 30/40 HP Hoard of Clowns 17/90 HP (all living are Flying and take 1/3 damage! the stuff of nightmares. ) [WAAAAAAAAA]Waluigi, Pristine physical condition. Capable Celebrity Chin. WAAA worthy wonderosity. Unbelievable Uvula. Glorious Golf club. Tremendous Tennis racket. Beautiful Badminton Bombarder and Buffness. Amazing Action Abilities. Spectacularly sizeable Slacks. King-worthy kitchen of Kooking. Somehow still here while playing game . Geesed.
[GM] Godmodder: 275 /300 HP Warferin slidng upwards into the air unceasingly. 3/3 Smile More 2/5 Thargar
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, ERR+2 skill. Owns a Unique'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hesitation. Rock Mask, 0 rocks, Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. also, lies. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. hungry. not-wood. has Flexing Tape. pretty buff. CoVereD in MiiimMES! Aeisenberg: with Phil swift, but not in the update room! rapier (minor attack buff)... +1?, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian. OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god. Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. ADrunkenDwarf: runningg, light wounds+hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. is being a shopkeeper (which is defended) Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). <Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!> BardymcBardface: light wounds! in stone! 1charge stored + historianism III!
I get my mask to mime smashing the mimes with an invisible wrecking ball attached to an invisible chain. Then I smack some flexing tape on the awakening skill indicator. Maybe it helps. The RCCCL gets awakened too and then I assist it in its stoneworking, awakening the new entities and lifting the heavy stones.
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Pulling a lever, I reach out into the depths of spacetime with a tendril of energy stronger than the pull of a black hole. It seeks out someone who has not been heard from since the very beginning of this story, and pulls them out of the grip of possibly the most destructive object in the universe: a black hole. Little did anyone know before this moment that becoming part of a black hole for even a fragment of time, if you were to somehow be pulled back from it, gave you the ability to not only have universal power, but also to have the ability to harness gravity itself. And so You appears, now able to manipulate gravity to his own ends, and upset not only at whoever decided to try and aim a black hole at him, but also the Godmodder for making such a technicality come into play in the first place, as well as just being a general annoyance.
You doesn't have a basic attack, but is able to charge his power to harness gravity. After 3 rounds of charging, he is able to harness the power of a black hole momentarily, but not with any significant force unfortunately. It will deal a somewhat large amount of damage to a single target near him, but it will also deal damage to himself.
Also, even though he does have extreme power, he can't really harness it, and so he's not as powerful as he would be if he had more shopkeep charges...
As the one who donated the most to free him, You joins ADrunkenDwarf's side! Congratulations, you (still) hold the most auction wins, at 2!
Orders: All of you, awaken and focus fire on the Globglogabgalab!
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It's my turn! I'm gonna try and scoop/catch the golf ball, which should allow me to put it back in my inventory/hand for now. Making an athletics check to catch it: 8.
Now that that's out of the way, I purchase Tennessee Avenue for $180 dollars. Now, to move. I move the (2+2=4) places to reach the chance square. That should allow me to draw a card, since I was able to draw a card from chance earlier without it counting as a Naturally-drawn card.
I also decide now is a good time to Set Gift of Greed. I Set it by placing it facing straight down on my current square (Which is still the Chance square.) Whichever unlucky fool who stumbles across this next will trigger my trap! I then move the remaining 6 spaces to Waterworks.
Now, While I'm here, I may as well pay $150 to get Waterworks. With waterworks under my control, I can use it's water for free! this allows me to transform Blazing Inpachi Into a regular Inpachi. I'm then playing it down as my active "Pokemon". Being a Earth type, which is pretty much Ground in Pokemon terms, Nidorina is weak to it.
As for any other shenanigans, I'm out of ideas for now. Let's see what Waluigi does.
You buy two places, catch the golf ball, and draw a card! Additionally, you use the waterworks to transform Blazing Inpachi into a pokemon that isn't a Pokemon, and play it. Notably, the transformation from Monster to Pokemon lowered its Attack, though it now has greater defence (or rather, HP). 1D20 Draw roll: 8. you drew A Fork. A Forks effect allows you to eat things with it, and it is difficult to destroy due to its metal composition. WALUIGI BEGINS BY ROLLING DICE! 4+1, BRINGS WALUIGI TO [A green space I can't read]! WALUIGI IS CONSERVE WALUIGI'S MONEY, AND DOESN'T BUYS IT! INSTEAD, WALUIGI FINDS WALUIGI DOESN'T HAVE MANY CARDS! THIS IS A DISASTROUS OUTCOME! WAAATEVER CAN WAAALUIGI DO? WAAAT WALUIGI DOES BEST, OF COURSE! WHAT WALUIGI DIDN'T ATTEND A PRESTIGIOUS CULINARY ARTS ACADEMY FOR. THAT WAS FOR THE CULINARY ARTS, BUT WALUIGI IS GOING TO DO SOMETHING ELSE: MAKE WAAANSENSE UP! WALUIGI TAKES WALUIGI'S ONE CARD AND CRUSHES A MANA CRYSTAL WITH HIS PADDLE! WALUIGI THEN TAKES GRINDED MANA CRYSTAL AND POURS IT ON THE CARD! THROUGH THE POWER OF MANA, THE CARD IS REBORN! AS... MANA-CRAZED DARK ALAKAZAM! WALUIGI THEN PLAYS M.C.D. ALAKAZAM AS A YUGIOH-HEARTSTONE DUAL-MONSTER, IN BOTH GAMES AT ONCE! WAAAT WILL LUIGI DO ABOUT THAT? ...Well, most of that's fine, I guess, but how do you play it? It's a stage 1 in pokemon, a 7 star after you convert it to yugioh... by extrapolation you need some form of tribute. WAAA, WALUIGI SEES LUIGI IS AS SUSPICIOUS AS EVER! WALUIGI CRUSHING A MANA CRYSTAL WAS THE TRIBUTE! WITH 4 MORE MANA EXPENDED, WALUIGI CAN SUMMON IT RIGHT NOW, WA-HA! ...alrighty. TO FINISH OFF WALUIGI'S TURN, WALUIGI HAS NIDORINA USE EVOLUTER AGAIN TO EVOLVE INTO NIDOQUEEN. THIS ENDS WALUIGIS TURN!
Alright, and now it's back to Garfield's turn! movement roll is... 4+4 (what's with you and doubles?) followed by 3+5... Eh, I'll just roll the Chance Square's next draw now. 1d20: 6. You draw Dragon Ravine (assuming you'll land on the square.). Also, there's an image for Mana-Crazed Dark Alakazam. because why not. said image does not detail the effect because everything's running off antilogic:
Current Subgame: every card game ever made, and some that weren't. Field spell/ Stadium / Land/Arena: None/Monopoly.
Waluigi PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: W AAAA AAA AA A Points: 0. Life Points: 4,000. Prize cards: 6. Life: 50. Digi-energy: 0. Mana crystals: 5/5 MtG mana: none. Money: 720W ~Cards: None! Discarded: x1 Cheren, x1 Blue Medicine x1 SP Radar Other: Continuous Spell- Net. Equipped- Paddle (When the opponent declares an BALL-type action: negate it. also, after that, Set this card again instead of discarding it.) Face-down card. Charles avenue (140), yellow space (280) Active Pokemon: Nidoqueen, +370 life points. no energy cards, Omega Barrage, Evoluter TM Benched Pokemon: Darkrai G. YuGiOh Monsters: Mana-Crazed Dark Alakazam MtG Creature: Mana-Crazed Dark Alakazam
ORAGarfield the Tabaxi. PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P ++++ +++ ++ + Points: 5. Life Points: 4,000. Prize cards: 6. Life: 20. Digi-energy: 0. Mana crystals: 6/6 MtG mana: none. Money: 1110M ~Cards: Get out of Jail free card, Magma Rager, amaranthine wall, golf ball, A Fork, Dragon Ravine Discarded: Birdie. Other: Bank Avenue (60), Waterworks(150, special), Tennesee Ave(180) equipped Scoop 'n toss thrower. Active 'Pokemon': Inpachi (130/130 Health points, evil whack 160- For every card in your opponents hand, flip a coin. this attack does 40 less damage for each heads.)
I get my mask to mime smashing the mimes with an invisible wrecking ball attached to an invisible chain. Then I smack some flexing tape on the awakening skill indicator. Maybe it helps. The RCCCL gets awakened too and then I assist it in its stoneworking, awakening the new entities and lifting the heavy stones.
the mask will do that! You also put some flexing tape on the indicator. Unlike Flex Tape can instantly patch, bond, seal'n repair, Flexing tape will take time to work, so you'll have to wait and see. You then awaken the Rock Collector Crab Creator Lobster and help out with its stoneworking. (this is counting as two actions-awaken and help- which is valid because ordering entities isn't an action.)
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Pulling a lever, I reach out into the depths of spacetime with a tendril of energy stronger than the pull of a black hole. It seeks out someone who has not been heard from since the very beginning of this story, and pulls them out of the grip of possibly the most destructive object in the universe: a black hole. Little did anyone know before this moment that becoming part of a black hole for even a fragment of time, if you were to somehow be pulled back from it, gave you the ability to not only have universal power, but also to have the ability to harness gravity itself. And so You appears, now able to manipulate gravity to his own ends, and upset not only at whoever decided to try and aim a black hole at him, but also the Godmodder for making such a technicality come into play in the first place, as well as just being a general annoyance.
You doesn't have a basic attack, but is able to charge his power to harness gravity. After 3 rounds of charging, he is able to harness the power of a black hole momentarily, but not with any significant force unfortunately. It will deal a somewhat large amount of damage to a single target near him, but it will also deal damage to himself.
Also, even though he does have extreme power, he can't really harness it, and so he's not as powerful as he would be if he had more shopkeep charges...
As the one who donated the most to free him, You joins ADrunkenDwarf's side! Congratulations, you (still) hold the most auction wins, at 2!
Orders: All of you, awaken and focus fire on the Globglogabgalab!
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4/10 for Displacer Beast
You summon You! man, that's going to be confusing. You's stats, since you didn't describe an attack or defence focus, will be 70hp and (14*4)=56(+4 because selfdamage of uhhh 4)a each 4 rounds(by 3 round charge up, you mean it charges for 3 rounds, then uses it on a fourth, then starts from 0 again, right?). Entities Ordered!
I'll go for the 'Perceptive Potential' instead of the +4.
Crouching down to the chicken, I cast Speak with Animals to talk to it, just in case that it is incapable of understanding me. "Greetings, little one. Do not be afraid, I am here to get you out of the Astral Plane." Then, I look back at the portal I've been taking with me. Surely I'll need more power to take the Chicken back. I focus on the portal, making it stronger (2 actions)
Astral Plane Chicken: 14 /20. Resting in the Astral Plane. I've found it, but I must find a way to convince it to join me.
Loyal Kobold Band:0/? A group of twelve Kobold Bards who I befriended, who travel the world together as a marching band.
The Chicken seems enthusiastic at this! Additionally, as you watch, the 'Perceptive Potential' ability attaches itself to the Chicken. You're not sure what it did, but the Chickens feathers seem a bit more resilient... no, that's not it. weird.
Greetings, You! Glad to have you on the side opposing the Godmodder. For now, start charging a gravity attack against the Flying Clowns!(1/3) Creative Block, go hang next to You and defend him. (Oh, and don't stand too close to the clowns please, i find them unnerving).
Looking at the now sharp Voidshard, I'm a bit confused as to what it is. Perhaps a ritual will help me detect something, but first I'll need these clowns out the way. I cast Meteor Swarm, focusing all four points at the (non-flying) Clowns. BE PURGED FROM THIS LANDDDD
Now that they're (hopefully) out of the way, I'll quite simply create a Wall of Ice around them, to hold them back for a bit. Then, I'll cast Legend Lore, to try and find out more about this voidshard...
oh, uh. I forgot the creative block existed, heh. I guess that means you don't have light wounds. and were actually a bit stronger while fighting the clowns. so... retroactively four fewer! anyway... you attack the Clowns! six of the (blood covered, Godmodder-boosted) clowns are slain in the onsloth. Then, you create a Wall of Ice! The clowns can't get to you for now, but you can see them... clamouring around, banging on the wall, and laughing(read EoRR, the clowns are affected there)... Anyway, you then cast Legend Lore, which says: Of broken soul and tainted life a vessel's role, to fuel the strife a form remade upon a whim crystal emptied and made quite grim in sign of origins unfortold it swallows power new and old though physical strength will well suffice a force spell would shatter like ice this is not a weapon built to wield but of this sort cannot be sealed. and so the legends oft' conclude though it cannot be imbued it could do well to end a feud
EoRR The Terror Pants and Flying Spageti monster attack the Globglogabgalab! The Terror Pants fare relatively poorly against the Fuel-based evasive abilities, due to the low initial accuracy of several abilities, but the sheer volume of bullets still depletes 20 fuel and 5 shwibbleglibberkind. The Flying Spageti Monster is more accurate with its attack, but due to the lower volume of actual attacks only does 5 shwibbleglibberkind and 10 fuel. The Creative Block guards You and You charges up Gravity. the Mask of Hungrisitation mimes as requested. It quickly runs into a problem. While the mimed object doesn't affect the mask, it's kind of hard to wrecking ball things that are clinging to you without wreckingballing yourself, so when they hit the mimes, they crunch their fleshy bodies against it with the force of the Mask's imaginary wrecking ball swing. This does 3 damage to them 3 times! M. of Hungrisitation aims for a glance [31] M. of Hungrisitation trusts its Grit [22] M. of Hungrisitation forces the mime off. [40] Thanks to the way the Mask's health system works, this does no damage. but it could have! there was a nearly 15% chance of that happening. This knocks all of the Mimes off the Mask and kills 8. The Kittenish and Earth pelicans, and rock crab, idle for lack of orders. The Rock Collector Crab Creator Lobster arguably has orders from HV so it keeps going. Oh hey the Cosmic Monolith exists too I almost forgot about that. They, too, attack the Globglogabgalab, the Dark Pulse they release sending the Globglogabgalab tumbling. This both stains the rock suit to the point of unusability, and forces them to expend 25 fuel (and 10 shwibbleglibberkind) in order to return to the field/stop tumbling. The Globglogabgalab heads over to the vast mountain of magnificent marvellous mario-mutilating majesty that is Waluigi, and expends 7 fuel to... tickle him. Hm. The Miming Mob, thwarted, heads over to You. They are blocked by the Creative Block, and do one damage to it. The Hoard of Clowns-now more of a small gathering, really- bangs on the Ice Wall- It'll be broken by the end of the next round, if not sooner. They've just Got to give ADrunkenDwarf a hug! ADrunkenDwarf, hearing the banging intensify, has a sudden intuition that under no circumstances should they let the Hoard of Clowns hug them. Ever. We'll get to Waluigi later. the Godmodder Warferin Slides up, up, up, and crashes into the Flying Spageti monster... and rolls a 1 on the accuracy roll I rolled on a whim. GODMODDER: those weren't a thing. on a whim implies a lack of precedent, hence this having just happened now for no discernible reason. GODMODDER: That's not exactly fair, now is it. it's not like it only happens to the Godmodder. recall when Garfield ended up a square back because they failed a roll. GODMODDER: I'm not there for that. shush. anyway... The Godmodder then points down at Waluigi and the Globglogabgalab, and manifests a large pile of Lego pieces on one side of Waluigi, just barely nudging him Waluigi snorts in his sleep, batting ineffectually at the direction of the tickle- Ineffectually, because the Globglogabgalab is doing it from range. Half-conscious, Waluigi starts to roll over to avoid the annoying tickle, and rolls (1d3, 1 is away- 2) towards the Battlefield. His Gargantuan Girth (there's a new adjective for him!) crashes down onto the battlefield. It doesn't affect the flying entities, the Globglogabgalab is on the wrong side, and the Terror Pants are too big (about half the height of an upright Waluigi), but other then that... 7D20(Dc 13): 18, 16, 7, 15, 18, 9, 5. The Rock Crab, Miming mob, and Hoard of clowns are all crushed under the Waluigi Weight(and everyone else ends up between his lanky limbs or otherwise not underneath the encroaching enormity.). GODMODDER: This is literally less effective then me doing nothing. Let me finish. To be more specific, the Miming Mob dies, the Rock Crab dies too (It's not all that durable.), and the Hoard of Clowns is freed, then loses 3 members. However, the Remaining four are determined, and rapidly approach ADrunkenDwarf! One tunnels underground, Another dive-bombs from the air, A third is cutting off retreat. and the fourth one walks over normally. How can he escape?
[A-naturewriter]Terror Pants 135/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on:None.).). [A-naturewriter]Flying Spageti monster 20/55 HP 20 A/-15 A stuck in air. [AG-ADrunkenDwarf] Creative Block 1/3 HP retaliation!A, bodyguarding You. [AG-ADrunkenDwarf] You 70/70 HP 1/3 Gravity [AG-Shard-Shard] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungrisitation. (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV and partially restrained. Mask instarepairs. SPRING WIRE.) Levitating into the aiir uncontrolablyyyy 0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted), like 80%(+(8-3)/4 /r+5/r) Hungry Visitation. BUFF. Abyssite 5s 0.6L [ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 7 rocks, on HfEoT's head. awakened (13/8 integrity) Earth Pelican 9 dirt. 10 rocks, rock suit. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. (13/8 integrity) Rock Crabs: none. Rock Collector Crab Creator Lobster, 20 Rocks, on ground, Create Rock Collector Crab: 2.3333/4. awakened(20/20 integrity) [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er. [OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 24/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 0/4 Doomsday. [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [AG] Globglogabgalab 32/275 Shwibbleglibberkind, 30 fuel. [AG] Miming Mob: Crushed! HP Hoard of Clowns 4/90 HP (all living are Flying and take 1/3 damage! the stuff of nightmares. ) [WAAAAAAAAA]Waluigi, Pristine physical condition. Capable Celebrity Chin. WAAA worthy wonderosity. Unbelievable Uvula. Glorious Golf club. Tremendous Tennis racket. Beautiful Badminton Bombarder and Buffness. Amazing Action Abilities. Spectacularly sizeable Slacks. King-worthy kitchen of Kooking. Somehow still here while playing game . Geesed.
[GM] Godmodder: 275 /300 HP Warferin slidng upwards into the air unceasingly. 3/3 Smile More 2/5 Thargar
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, ERR+2 skill being flexing taped. Owns a Unique'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 0 rocks, Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. hungry. not-wood. pretty buff. Aeisenberg: with Phil swift, but not in the update room! rapier (minor attack buff)... +1?, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian. OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god. Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. Surrounded by Clowns- above, below, behind, and front. SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. is being a shopkeeper (which is defended) Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). <Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!> BardymcBardface: light wounds! in stone! 1charge stored + historianism III!
I gather even more rocks with bare hands and Pickaxe at the same time. After that I create a portal and put my hand in it and retrieve the arms of the godmodder.
"Alright then." I look down at the chicken, and begin casting the ritual to free the chicken from the Astral Plane as well.
The Statue on the Battlefield's eyes begin to glow with an ancient energy, as runes are transcribed along its arms. Slowly but surely, the arms begin to move, mimicking the position I am currently in in the Astral plane. I begin to channel energy into transporting the chicken, and a faint blue glow of its outline begins to appear within the material plane.It glows stronger and stronger, until it forms the shape of the chicken, and fades to stone, making essentially a stone statue of the chicken. (Three actions).
"We're almost back. Now, I just need to transport our lifeforces from here, into our bodies in the material plane. Then, we'll be back."
Astral Plane Chicken: 17 /20. Resting in the Astral Plane. I've found it, but I must find a way to convince it to join me.
Loyal Kobold Band:0/? A group of twelve Kobold Bards who I befriended, who travel the world together as a marching band.
Alright then! I'll take things one at a time to understand what's going on. First of all, the Poem-
*snip*
Let's see here.. From what I can gather, the Voidshard just sorts of... eats power. If only I could somehow get this into the Godmodder's stomach, then all of the amazing power in his stomach would cause it to rip him inside out. I'll see if I can do that later. This Voidshard is either resistant to force damage or physical attacks- difficult for me to tell with the wording but I think it's force. Anywho, if I figure this out I could probably figure out what exactly the Eishalon III: Mask of Hungrisitation is, and how to get rid of it... Onto my actions!
First of all, There's a bunch of clowns trying to hug me! I don't like that at all! What can I do? die . But I don't want to do that. I'll kill them instead! Firstly, I cast Investiture of Flame, coating myself in a fabulous blaze from head to toe (I'm too hot, Hot damn). I then use Control Flames to increase the Investiture of flame to a small blaze surrounding me. Pulling my sword out of my pocket, I swing at the clowns approaching me. "Come hug me now!"
...Right. Uh, You, keep on charging that Gravity thing, and Creative Block, you're looking a bit ill. Try not to die, okay? I'll try and heal you when I'm given the chance.
I can't be bothered remembering what I want to do so I'll write it here so I remember: 1) Get the Godmodder to eat the Voidshard 2)Pick up one of those cool Eshalion masks and figure out what it is and whether it's going to kill me 3)Heal my creative block because he's a good boi
(pffft) You successfully set yourself aflame, killing the clowns as they charge straight into the fire to try and hug you. Clowns killed! Orders made. A thought occurs to you... the Eishalon masks have been around for a while. Maybe the Historian (bardy mc bardface) knows something about them...
I gather even more rocks with bare hands and Pickaxe at the same time. After that I create a portal and put my hand in it and retrieve the arms of the godmodder.
After that I work my wood.
5d5: (4 5 4 2 5) 20 rocks collected! but... you don't have a pickaxe. You have a Face which is partially a pickaxe, and unlike the 'Eggs on Toast' half of Hunger for Eggs on Toast, you, the Hunger portion, Then you. uh. what...? Sorry, but I don't have a clue what you mean by the second line of text there. how's the retrieval supposed to happen?... 1 charge stored instead. And then, you work on your wood (which last i checked you didn't have.). What are you trying to do right now- reach woodworking 100, or make something specific?
EoRR the Pants, Spageti monster, and Monolith idle! because they need orders. You does the charge up 'Gravity' thing that You does. The mask has no orders, and doesn't know what to do! it idles. as it does, the crystals on it start to loosen... the pelicans idle! The Rock Collector Crab Creator Lobster acts under a generous interpretation of 'Orders' and continues working. The Globglogabgalab is feeling somewhat put out. the Waluigi Plan ended up being sort of kind of probably worse then doing nothing, and that's always a bitter bullet to bite. Annoyed, it flies over to You and uses fuel to punch them in the face Really Hard! but- there's a block in the way! a creative one! The Globglogabgalab tries to pull back, but it's too late! The Block is struck, and dies... but as a parting gift, it leaves the Globglogabgalab incapable of acting for the next round- it doesn't Have a basic attack! also, it loses 20 fuel from actually doing the punch. Waluigi is sleeping. The Godmodder hits the level boundary, teleporting back to the play area and exiting his Warframe Slide. well, he got a lot more millage out of that then he probably expected. Having returned, he surveys the battlefield. Ech, his plan for Smile More's been foiled. He decides to toss it out there- not much good it'll do clogging up his status, after all. so. Smile More expended. Smiling Tim summoned! GODMODDER: That's really weak. wait and see, mate. Anyway, next he starts digging through his pockets for something. and tossing out stuff to clear the way for more rummaging. The pile of discarded stuff grows higher and higher, much larger then his actual pockets. After a while,it becomes clear he's not going to stop. the pile of Junk don't stop continuing to be increasing in height while getting taller. You should probably clear this up to somehow stop him from finding what he's looking for. Pile of Godmodder's random Junk summoned.
[A-naturewriter]Terror Pants 135/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on:None.).). [A-naturewriter]Flying Spageti monster 20/55 HP 20 A/-15 A stuck in air. [OG-ADrunkenDwarf] Creative Block Slain... [OG-ADrunkenDwarf] You 70/70 HP 2/3 Gravity [AG-Shard-Shard] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungrisitation. (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV and partially restrained. Mask instarepairs. SPRING WIRE.) Levitating into the aiir uncontrolablyyyy 0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted), like 90%(+(8-3)/4 /r+5/r) Hungry Visitation. BUFF. Abyssite 5s 0.8L [ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 7 rocks, on HfEoT's head. awakened (13/8 integrity) Earth Pelican 9 dirt. 10 rocks, rock suit. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. (13/8 integrity) Rock Crabs: none. Rock Collector Crab Creator Lobster, 20 Rocks, on ground, Create Rock Collector Crab: 3.3333/4. awakened(20/20 integrity) [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er. [OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 24/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 1/4 Doomsday. [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [AG] Globglogabgalab 32/275 Shwibbleglibberkind, 10 fuel. Mental Block. [AG] Hoard of Clowns : Dead. Smiling Tim 50/50 HP clown nose. really buff in the smiling muscles in particular. technically only a honorary clown. [AG] Pile of Godmodder's random Junk. 15 practical joke implements. 25 assorted metal bits. 10 bricks. 5 inexplicably intact tomatoes. 7 pieces of generic junk. 2 pens. 5 pieces of unknown stuff mixed into the rest. +25 items per turn while Godmodder is digging (each is worth 1 hp). +1 category per turn while gaining contents. [WAAAAAAAAA]Waluigi, Pristine physical condition. Capable Celebrity Chin. WAAA worthy wonderosity. Unbelievable Uvula. Glorious Golf club. Tremendous Tennis racket. Beautiful Badminton Bombarder and Buffness. Amazing Action Abilities. Spectacularly sizeable Slacks. King-worthy kitchen of Kooking. Somehow still here while playing game . Geesed.
[GM] Godmodder: 275 /300 HP digging through his pockets. 2/5 Thargar
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, ERR+2 skill being flexing taped. Owns a Unique'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 20 rocks, Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. pretty buff. Aeisenberg: with Phil swift, but not in the update room! rapier (minor attack buff)... +1?, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian. OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god. Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. has killed all the clowns... mostly. SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. is being a shopkeeper (which is defended) Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). <Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!> BardymcBardface: light wounds! in stone! 1charge stored + historianism III!
2 eishalon masks that are not being worn.
[Turns out there was a mistake in the entity clasifications- You was listed as AG- but I've fixed it.]
You start by trying to draw a carLUIGI, LUIGI. ARE YOU A CHEATER? LUIGI CAN'T JUST DRAW A CARD AS THE START OF THE TURN! NATURAL DRAWING IS OFF, REMEMBER? WAA-HAA-HAAAAA...
So, the draw doesn't work. ((To be clear: Natural drawing being off means you need to come up with some kinda shenanigan to draw,not just say you draw.)) However, you do move on the monopoly board, and land on a chance square! (1d20 luck roll: 4)
You draw... The Gift of Greed. Well, you can still just not use it, at least. Then, you serve the Golf ball at Waluigi using the thrower!
(Waluigi's 2D6 move roll: 3+6)WALUIGI MOVES AHEAD WITH A BRILLIANT, WAAANDERFUL WALUIGI ANTI-DRIBBLE TO SPIKE GOLF BALL ON OTHER SIDE OF NET, WA-HA-HA! WHATS THE MATTER, LUIGIS, BAD AT NOT-VIDEO GAMES?
At this, the effect of 'Net' is revealed: When you(Waluigi in this case) Negate a ball-type action and geography permits, you(still waluigi) may counter in a manner that gains you(waluigi!) points. In this case, this means that since Waluigi had movement, he could reach the net and spike down the ball probably outside your reach; if you(orange luigi) can't get to the next community chest or further, there's no way you(O.L, again) can reach the golf ball before it hits the ground! also even if you get that far you still need to actually, you know,keep it from hitting the ground.
...don't question it. It's simpler that way.
Anyway, Waluigi then lands on Free Parking, giving him, unless I've forgotten the rules, nothing whatsoever.
WALL, WALUIGI DOESN'T NEED LUIGIS CAR HOUSING! WALUIGI HAS ALL THE VEHICLES WALUIGI NEEDS. WALUIGI HAS LAUDABLY LUXURIOUS LEGGINGS!
Waluigi then looks at his hand, the cards he got using Cheren. Weh.
WALUIGI PLAYS Team Galactic's Invention G-109 SP Radar! WALUIGI SEARCHES HIS DECK FOR A POKEMON SP AND PUTS IT IN HIS HAND
Well, that's a Problem. WAAAT NOW, LUIGI... I never actually made decks for this. WALUIGI FAILS TO SEE THE PROBLEM. WALUIGI CAN JUST DRAW WHATEVER SP HE WANTS! no, because pokemon decks cap at 60. AND? that means you can't have all of them at once. OF COURSE WALUIGI DOESN'T HAVE EVERY POKEMON IN HIS DECK! WALUIGI ONLY HAS THE POKEMON HE WANTS RIGHT NOW IN HIS DECK. no. YES. Well, some of them are in the prize cards, so you still need to roll for quality. Weh, Luigi's no fun. so roll type's 1D58 and the DC : 6. WALUIGI ROLLED A 2754. whaWALUIGI TAKES A DARKRAI G FROM HIS DECK. you know what, sure, fine, it probably would have worked anyway.
Annnnd you're out of things to do this round. WALUIGI KNOWS, LUIGI. WALUIGI KNOWS.
Now, to roll Garfield's move... (2D6 -> 4+5 -> 9). Alright, make of this all what you will.
Current Subgame: every card game ever made, and some that weren't.
Field spell/ Stadium / Land/Arena: None/Monopoly.
Waluigi
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: W AAAA AAA AA A
Points: 0. Life Points: 4,000. Prize cards: 6. Life: 50. Digi-energy: 0. Money: 1360
W~Cards: ??? x1.
Discarded: x1 Cheren, x1 Blue Medicine x1 SP Radar
Other: Continuous Spell- Net. Equipped- Paddle (When the opponent declares an BALL-type action: negate it. also, after that, Set this card again instead of discarding it.) Face-down card. Charles avenue (140)
Active Pokemon: Nidoran (female), +370 life points. no energy cards or abilities.
Benched Pokemon: Darkrai G.
ORANGGarfield the Tabaxi.
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P ++++ +++ ++ +
Points: 5. Life Points: 4,000. Prize cards: 6. Life: 20. Digi-energy: 0. Money: 1,440
M~Cards: Get out of Jail free card, Get out of Jail free card, the Gift of Greed
Discarded: Birdie.
Other: Bank Avenue (60), equipped Scoop 'n toss thrower.
You run away from the clowns! Oh no! and they just wanted to be friends... maybe... No! god might be testing them, but They won't give up! The clowns have imprinted on you, and will continue to target you where possible.
You push energy into the Voidshard. As you do, it starts to bite into your hand- It seems to have gotten significantly sharper.
So do you have any Orders for them? They don't act without orders.
(6 3 2 2 5 6=24) rocks!
You make a Rock-collector crab from those rocks!
Using some of the Rocks you already have because HV picked up a few, you make porridge! Somehow!
You swallow the bowl. Sadly, the bowl only has a finite rate, and is merely continually generating porridge at said finite, rather small, rate.
Then you lift weights. You 'Buffness' increased! by a finite quantity.
You fail to punch the earth because you are still off-balanced by the yeast of thoughts and minds.
EORR
The Terror Pants, Flying Spageti Monster, and Cosmic Monolith idle. because they don't have orders.
The Mask is still being all conflicted-y.
The Pelicans are idling. the Crab, however, has a purpose in the name, so I'm going to pretend it was ordered to fulfil that purpose. it gathers 1d4->1 rocks.
The Globglogabgalab heads over to the Kittenish Pelican and takes off their suit, then wears it and runs away, expending 3 total fuel for the levitation needed to reach them.
The Miming Mob runs until they're directly beneath Hunger for Eggs on Toast, then starts miming putting things down on the ground. one of them moves a finger towards where they put something, and pulls it away rapidly. another mimes striking a match and tosses it over their shoulder. Then they all walk away.
The Hoard of Clowns continues to chase adrunkendwarf, dropping horns and balloon animals in their fervour.
Waluigi's battlefield incarnation lies down and goes to sleep.
The Godmodder warframe slides right up to the Rock Crab. He doesn't kill it, though it should be enough damage by rights, because the entity was just summoned. That said, it still loses 20 rocks. Then the Godmodder tosses another action into round, which is renamed to Thargar
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 135/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on:None.).).[A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 20/55 HP 20 A/-15 A stuck in air.
[AG-Shard-Shard] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungresitation. (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV and partially restrained. Mask instarepairs. SPRING WIRE.) Levitating into the aiir uncontrolablyyyy0/3 Energy Diamonds, 15-1 Awakening integrity, like 70%(+(8-3)/4 /r+5/r) Hungry Visitation. BUFF. Abyssite 5s 0.6L
[ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 7 rocks, on HfEoT's head.
Earth Pelican 9 dirt. 10 rocks, rock suit. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head.
Rock Crab 5 rocks, on ground, has top hat.
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 24/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 0/4 Doomsday.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder[AG] Globglogabgalab 52/275 Shwibbleglibberkind, 92 fuel. rock suit.
[AG] Miming Mob 30/40 HP
Hoard of Clowns 40/90 HP (half are Flying!)
[WAAAAAAAAA] Waluigi, Pristine physical condition. Capable Celebrity Chin. WAAA worthy wonderosity. Unbelievable Uvula. Glorious Golf club. Tremendous Tennis racket. Beautiful Badminton Bombarder and Buffness. Amazing Action Abilities. Spectacularly sizeable Slacks. King-worthy kitchen of Kooking. Somehow still here while playing game . Geesed.
[GM] Godmodder: 275 /300 HP Warferin slidng. 3/3 Smile More 2/5 Thargar
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, ERR+2 skill. Owns a Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient. 1C.AC. Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hesitation. Rock Mask, 43 rocks, Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. also, lies. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. hungry. not-wood. has Flexing Tape. sorta buff.
Aeisenberg: with Phil swift, but not in the update room! rapier (minor attack buff)... +1?, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian.
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god.
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
ADrunkenDwarf: runningg, light wounds! Large Voidshard.
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. is being a shopkeeper (which is defended) Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
<Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab!
slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!>BardymcBardface: light wounds! in stone! 1charge stored + historianism III!
2 eishalon masks that are not being worn.
Hmm... I really want more to eat. I eat an experience potion to benefit my woodworking.
After that I eat a protein potion to benefit my buffness.
I awaken Kittenish Pelican, Earth Pelican and Rock Crab
((OOC note: 10/10, great post, that was hilarious.))
((oocnote2: and basically exactly the type of thing I was hoping for when starting this sidequest.))
You successfully steal 3 cards from a random citizen, and get sent to jail! But with the power of Get Out Of Jail Free, you escape, and take advantage of being three spaces further ahead to bound forwards and catch the golf ball (this is a very fast imprisonment : P). A slight bit of bad luck- due to doing badly on the Acrobatics check, you land an extra space back. Do you want to buy it? you can decide next turn, since Waluigi won't visit between. At this point, Waluigi rolls 1DW... 1DW? sure, fine, and the DC is 5, to use Paddle. he rolls an 11 (at least he's using numbers now). As such, he lobs it back. Since the Nets location is sort of, kind of, established, by this point, the place he's lobbing it back at is where you are. Counter it!
You don't play The Gift of Greed face down, because 1) the term for putting spell/traps facedown is called 'Setting', 2) a Set normal spell is actually harder to activate (this is not the case for counter or quickplays, if memory serves) and 3) once it's set, it's not in your hand and so can't be sacrificed by most card effects. if you want it Set anyway, though, feel free.
Lastly, the Pokemon deck. Technically, your decks aren't separate. Any non-search draw can come from any game at any time, which is how the monopoly chance square got you a yugioh card...
On that note, lets see what those three stolen cards were! (1D20: 2(+3), 1D20:10(+3), 1D20:12(+3)) the first one's not great- you draw Magma Rager. The other two are better, though- Specifically, you got a blazing inpachi and Amaranthine Wall. It looks like you'll be able to use Magma Rager's "mana" as colorless magic; You can tell because if you couldn't play it now or soon, wouldn't be the result of a good luck roll- you have 4 mana crystals from the magma rager mana sort, because it is turn 4 (you'll have 5 come next turn, though)
WALUIGI TIME! say, can you make it quick? I need to go to sleep soon. WALUIGI SEES LUIGI IS STILL INFERIOR! WALUIGI UNDERSTANDS LUIGIS MORTAL LIMITATIONS, HOWEVER, DESPICABLE AS HE IS. WALUIGI, THE WAAANDERFUL WAAARIOR OF ALL THAT IS WAAARTHY, WAAALL BE WAAARCIFUL, WALUIGI SUPPOSES. WALUIGI ROLLS 5+2, OR 7, AND WAAANTS TO BUY! at the cost of 260
W, waluigi is now the owner of that yellow space he landed on. WALL! WALUIGI SUPPOSES THAT IS ACCEPTABLE! NOW, WALUIGI APPROACHES A CITIZEN ON THE STREET AND PAYS THEM FOR THEIR CARDS, LIKE A GOOD LAW-ABIDING CITIZEN! 100WSHOULD DO IT FOR A DECENT CARD, YES? uh... sure. but the card prices are going to rise with all this uncertainty. WAAA, WAAATEVER. WALUIGI BUYS 'Technical Machine TS-1.' AND ATTACHES IT TO NIDORAN! USING IT, WALUIGI EVOLVES NIDORAN INTO NIDORINA And it doesn't matter which. WILL PINK LUIGI ACCEPT IT IF WALUIGI DECIDES LATER? sure, fine. WANDERFUL, THAT MAKES WALUIGIS PLANS MORE CONVENIENT. NOW, USING EVOLUTER ENDED WALUIGIS TURN, SO IT IS OVER!Now, to roll Garfield's move... (2+2). Doubles! the next roll is 4+2. So, you'll land on chance and then the weird tap thing (even paying it is weird iirc. roll dice, really?), unless you have more shenanigans to pull.
Current Subgame: every card game ever made, and some that weren't.
Field spell/ Stadium / Land/Arena: None/Monopoly.
Waluigi
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: W AAAA AAA AA A
Points: 0. Life Points: 4,000. Prize cards: 6. Life: 50. Digi-energy: 0. Mana crystals: 5/5 MtG mana: none. Money: 1000
W~Cards: ??? x1.
Discarded: x1 Cheren, x1 Blue Medicine x1 SP Radar
Other: Continuous Spell- Net. Equipped- Paddle (When the opponent declares an BALL-type action: negate it. also, after that, Set this card again instead of discarding it.) Face-down card. Charles avenue (140)
Active Pokemon: Nidorina, +370 life points. no energy cards or abilities, Evoluter TM
Benched Pokemon: Darkrai G.
ORANGarfield the Tabaxi.
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P ++++ +++ ++ +
Points: 5. Life Points: 4,000. Prize cards: 6. Life: 20. Digi-energy: 0. Mana crystals: 5/5 MtG mana: none. Money: 1,440
M~Cards: Get out of Jail free card, the Gift of Greed, Magma Rager, Blazing Inpachi, amaranthine wall
Discarded: Birdie.
Other: Bank Avenue (60), equipped Scoop 'n toss thrower.
((I Think this update is done, but I need to go to sleep, so... might be flawed, haven't checked it over. well, g'night! if there's something wrong, I can fix it later, right? ))
((Edit: Forget to specify; the reason the stolen cards had a +3 on their luck rolls is that, since those were cards the random monopoly person had kept, it would be more likely for them to be good cards.))
I give my Crab and pelicans a nourishing pat and ask them to collect rocks
once they bring me some rocks I will use them to make a Rock Collector Crab Creator Lobster (or RCCCL for short and ask it to make Rock Collector
using all of my cunning I create helicopter blades and attach them to the godmodders weapons to cause him to be lifted in the air from his constant sliding causing him to A. stop sliding or B. fall and stop sliding C. ascend too far and reach the level boundary causing his position to reset and cause him to stop sliding
You gain some more xp for woodworking. And strength.
Then you give Srovy's entities awakeningness. Might be worth unglitching the awakening skill indicator...
The Voidshard gets so sharp, it cuts partway through your hand! Luckily, you manage to catch it from a non-sharpened area. Then, you manage to explode all of the grounded clowns! There are still quite a few flying clowns, but three of them died from the fireball.
You follow the instructions. Strangely... instead of finding yourself in the same barren location you began in, you see a pile of rubble. crumbling brickwork... and nearby, you find the chicken. It's built a small nest in the rubble, and is looking somewhat haggard... there's some toast on the ground next to it, but it seems to have been running out of that, too.
For finding the chicken successfully, +4 charge Or a bonus passive for the chicken named 'Perceptive Potential' (effects unknown, but will be more valuable in terms of difficulty-to-provide then 4 charge).
You successfully... nourish... the pelicans... by patting them. yeah, sure. 5 overheal to each of their awakening shields.
You then consume (10 from pelicans, 1d4=...1, again, for the crab, and you already have 43 rocks, so 53 rocks =~4C+this) 53 rocks to make a Rock Collecter Crab Creator Lobster, which has 20 rocks serving as health, and can make a new rock collector crab (3.75x4=15a/20*12.5=9.375R,25 R/RCR+12.5R(A)= every four rounds.
If provided sufficient Rocks, it instead can make three in the same time frame, or one in slightly over a round.
Then you tape helicopter blades to the Godmodders spinning slide-attack staff! unable to stop sliding without stopping sliding, he starts to, and continues to, rise into the air... the level boundary is a fair distance in the air, though, so it looks like it'll be a little before he's done- not much he can attack in the air like that, though.
The Mask idles without orders!
The Pelicans and rock crab are busy supporting Hunger For Eggs on Toast's earlier actions!
The Rock Collecter Crab Creator Lobster looks around, and then starts building a Rock Collector Crab.
The Globglogabgalab picks up parts of the Miming Mob and throws it at Hunger for Eggs on Toast! at the cost of 2 fuel, HfEoT is now covered in mimes.
Mimes: O)_(O
The Hoard of Clowns spread out. They can tell aDrunkenDwarf is attacking them, and scared! If they can just give ADrunkenDwarf a biiiiig hug, though, they're sure it'll calm him down. Yes! Definitely! ... Some of them start trying to sneak around...
Waluigi is playing his game. his battlefield incarnation snores.
The Godmodder slides into the air, and whacks the Mask of Hungrisitation upon reaching its proximity! Both of them are in the air, so he can do this! He also scolds it for betraying him!
(20 damage blocked by the awakening.)
M. of Hungrisitation flawlessly shifts its bearing [31]
M. of Hungrisitation resists the blow [38]
And only one Damage Mite, due to the high rolls!
Then, the Godmodder smiles at the plight of ADrunkenDwarf. Well, the clowns only have the best of intentions! The Godmodder pats one of them on the shoulder with an extended hand, and the remaining 17 clowns grow a nearly-invisible layer of armor beneath an illusion. The illusion makes them look like their clothing is stained with blood, but what can they do? they have to survive long enough to hug ADrunkenDwarf; they can't take off the armor just to prevent that! The lead clown thanks the Godmodder, then starts speeding towards aDrunkenDwarf.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 135/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on:None.).).[A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 20/55 HP 20 A/-15 A stuck in air.
[AG-Shard-Shard] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungrisitation. (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV and partially restrained. Mask instarepairs. SPRING WIRE.) Levitating into the aiir uncontrolablyyyy0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted), like 75%(+(8-3)/4 /r+5/r) Hungry Visitation. BUFF. Abyssite 5s 0.6L
[ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 7 rocks, on HfEoT's head. awakened ( 13/8 integrity)
Earth Pelican 9 dirt. 10 rocks, rock suit. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. ( 13/8 integrity)
Rock Crab 5 rocks, on ground, has top hat. (13/8 integrity)
Rock Collector Crab Creator Lobster, 20 Rocks, on ground, Create Rock Collector Crab: 1/4.
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 24/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 0/4 Doomsday.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder[AG] Globglogabgalab 52/275 Shwibbleglibberkind, 92 fuel. rock suit.
[AG] Miming Mob 30/40 HP
Hoard of Clowns 17/90 HP (all living are Flying and take 1/3 damage! the stuff of nightmares. )
[WAAAAAAAAA] Waluigi, Pristine physical condition. Capable Celebrity Chin. WAAA worthy wonderosity. Unbelievable Uvula. Glorious Golf club. Tremendous Tennis racket. Beautiful Badminton Bombarder and Buffness. Amazing Action Abilities. Spectacularly sizeable Slacks. King-worthy kitchen of Kooking. Somehow still here while playing game . Geesed.
[GM] Godmodder: 275 /300 HP Warferin slidng upwards into the air unceasingly. 3/3 Smile More 2/5 Thargar
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, ERR+2 skill. Owns a Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hesitation. Rock Mask, 0 rocks, Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. also, lies. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. hungry. not-wood. has Flexing Tape. pretty buff. CoVereD in MiiimMES!
Aeisenberg: with Phil swift, but not in the update room! rapier (minor attack buff)... +1?, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian.
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god.
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
ADrunkenDwarf: runningg, light wounds+hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp.
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. is being a shopkeeper (which is defended) Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
<Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab!
slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!>BardymcBardface: light wounds! in stone! 1charge stored + historianism III!
2 eishalon masks that are not being worn.
I get my mask to mime smashing the mimes with an invisible wrecking ball attached to an invisible chain.
Then I smack some flexing tape on the awakening skill indicator. Maybe it helps.
The RCCCL gets awakened too and then I assist it in its stoneworking, awakening the new entities and lifting the heavy stones.
I put 3 charges into Who Turned Out The Lights?!
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Pulling a lever, I reach out into the depths of spacetime with a tendril of energy stronger than the pull of a black hole. It seeks out someone who has not been heard from since the very beginning of this story, and pulls them out of the grip of possibly the most destructive object in the universe: a black hole. Little did anyone know before this moment that becoming part of a black hole for even a fragment of time, if you were to somehow be pulled back from it, gave you the ability to not only have universal power, but also to have the ability to harness gravity itself. And so You appears, now able to manipulate gravity to his own ends, and upset not only at whoever decided to try and aim a black hole at him, but also the Godmodder for making such a technicality come into play in the first place, as well as just being a general annoyance.
You doesn't have a basic attack, but is able to charge his power to harness gravity. After 3 rounds of charging, he is able to harness the power of a black hole momentarily, but not with any significant force unfortunately. It will deal a somewhat large amount of damage to a single target near him, but it will also deal damage to himself.
Also, even though he does have extreme power, he can't really harness it, and so he's not as powerful as he would be if he had more shopkeep charges...
As the one who donated the most to free him, You joins ADrunkenDwarf's side! Congratulations, you (still) hold the most auction wins, at 2!
Orders: All of you, awaken and focus fire on the Globglogabgalab!
Shopkeeper's Emporium 2.0:
0/? for ???
Minimum credit cost: ?
Maximum Credit Cost: ?/2
Credits in auction:
What Auction?
Shopkeep Charges: 0
Credits Stored:
The vault is empty...
Leaderboard:
1. ADrunkenDwarf (2 auction wins)
Other Charges (Not for Auction, though you can certainly help):
4/10 for Displacer Beast
You buy two places, catch the golf ball, and draw a card! Additionally, you use the waterworks to transform Blazing Inpachi into a pokemon that isn't a Pokemon, and play it. Notably, the transformation from Monster to Pokemon lowered its Attack, though it now has greater defence (or rather, HP).
1D20 Draw roll: 8.
you drew A Fork. A Forks effect allows you to eat things with it, and it is difficult to destroy due to its metal composition.
WALUIGI BEGINS BY ROLLING DICE! 4+1, BRINGS WALUIGI TO [A green space I can't read]! WALUIGI IS CONSERVE WALUIGI'S MONEY, AND DOESN'T BUYS IT! INSTEAD, WALUIGI FINDS WALUIGI DOESN'T HAVE MANY CARDS! THIS IS A DISASTROUS OUTCOME! WAAATEVER CAN WAAALUIGI DO?
WAAAT WALUIGI DOES BEST, OF COURSE! WHAT WALUIGI DIDN'T ATTEND A PRESTIGIOUS CULINARY ARTS ACADEMY FOR. THAT WAS FOR THE CULINARY ARTS, BUT WALUIGI IS GOING TO DO SOMETHING ELSE: MAKE WAAANSENSE UP! WALUIGI TAKES WALUIGI'S ONE CARD AND CRUSHES A MANA CRYSTAL WITH HIS PADDLE! WALUIGI THEN TAKES GRINDED MANA CRYSTAL AND POURS IT ON THE CARD! THROUGH THE POWER OF MANA, THE CARD IS REBORN! AS...
MANA-CRAZED DARK ALAKAZAM! WALUIGI THEN PLAYS M.C.D. ALAKAZAM AS A YUGIOH-HEARTSTONE DUAL-MONSTER, IN BOTH GAMES AT ONCE! WAAAT WILL LUIGI DO ABOUT THAT?
...Well, most of that's fine, I guess, but how do you play it? It's a stage 1 in pokemon, a 7 star after you convert it to yugioh... by extrapolation you need some form of tribute.
WAAA, WALUIGI SEES LUIGI IS AS SUSPICIOUS AS EVER! WALUIGI CRUSHING A MANA CRYSTAL WAS THE TRIBUTE! WITH 4 MORE MANA EXPENDED, WALUIGI CAN SUMMON IT RIGHT NOW, WA-HA!
...alrighty.
TO FINISH OFF WALUIGI'S TURN, WALUIGI HAS NIDORINA USE EVOLUTER AGAIN TO EVOLVE INTO NIDOQUEEN. THIS ENDS WALUIGIS TURN!
Alright, and now it's back to Garfield's turn! movement roll is... 4+4 (what's with you and doubles?) followed by 3+5...
Eh, I'll just roll the Chance Square's next draw now.
1d20: 6.
You draw Dragon Ravine (assuming you'll land on the square.).
Also, there's an image for Mana-Crazed Dark Alakazam. because why not. said image does not detail the effect because everything's running off antilogic:
Current Subgame: every card game ever made, and some that weren't.
Field spell/ Stadium / Land/Arena: None/Monopoly.
Waluigi
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: W AAAA AAA AA A
Points: 0. Life Points: 4,000. Prize cards: 6. Life: 50. Digi-energy: 0. Mana crystals: 5/5 MtG mana: none. Money: 720
W~Cards: None!
Discarded: x1 Cheren, x1 Blue Medicine x1 SP Radar
Other: Continuous Spell- Net. Equipped- Paddle (When the opponent declares an BALL-type action: negate it. also, after that, Set this card again instead of discarding it.) Face-down card. Charles avenue (140), yellow space (280)
Active Pokemon: Nidoqueen, +370 life points. no energy cards, Omega Barrage, Evoluter TM
Benched Pokemon: Darkrai G.
YuGiOh Monsters: Mana-Crazed Dark Alakazam
MtG Creature: Mana-Crazed Dark Alakazam
ORAGarfield the Tabaxi.
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P ++++ +++ ++ +
Points: 5. Life Points: 4,000. Prize cards: 6. Life: 20. Digi-energy: 0. Mana crystals: 6/6 MtG mana: none. Money: 1110
M~Cards: Get out of Jail free card, Magma Rager, amaranthine wall, golf ball, A Fork, Dragon Ravine
Discarded: Birdie.
Other: Bank Avenue (60), Waterworks(150, special), Tennesee Ave(180) equipped Scoop 'n toss thrower.
Active 'Pokemon': Inpachi (130/130 Health points, evil whack 160- For every card in your opponents hand, flip a coin. this attack does 40 less damage for each heads.)
the mask will do that! You also put some flexing tape on the indicator. Unlike Flex Tape can instantly patch, bond, seal'n repair, Flexing tape will take time to work, so you'll have to wait and see.
You then awaken the Rock Collector Crab Creator Lobster and help out with its stoneworking. (this is counting as two actions-awaken and help- which is valid because ordering entities isn't an action.)
You summon You! man, that's going to be confusing. You's stats, since you didn't describe an attack or defence focus, will be 70hp and (14*4)=56(+4 because selfdamage of uhhh 4)a each 4 rounds(by 3 round charge up, you mean it charges for 3 rounds, then uses it on a fourth, then starts from 0 again, right?).
Entities Ordered!
The Chicken seems enthusiastic at this! Additionally, as you watch, the 'Perceptive Potential' ability attaches itself to the Chicken. You're not sure what it did, but the Chickens feathers seem a bit more resilient... no, that's not it. weird.
oh, uh. I forgot the creative block existed, heh. I guess that means you don't have light wounds. and were actually a bit stronger while fighting the clowns. so... retroactively four fewer!
anyway... you attack the Clowns! six of the (blood covered, Godmodder-boosted) clowns are slain in the onsloth. Then, you create a Wall of Ice! The clowns can't get to you for now, but you can see them... clamouring around, banging on the wall, and laughing(read EoRR, the clowns are affected there)... Anyway, you then cast Legend Lore, which says:
Of broken soul and tainted life
a vessel's role, to fuel the strife
a form remade upon a whim
crystal emptied and made quite grim
in sign of origins unfortold
it swallows power new and old
though physical strength will well suffice
a force spell would shatter like ice
this is not a weapon built to wield
but of this sort cannot be sealed.
and so the legends oft' conclude
though it cannot be imbued
it could do well to end a feud
EoRR
The Terror Pants and Flying Spageti monster attack the Globglogabgalab! The Terror Pants fare relatively poorly against the Fuel-based evasive abilities, due to the low initial accuracy of several abilities, but the sheer volume of bullets still depletes 20 fuel and 5 shwibbleglibberkind. The Flying Spageti Monster is more accurate with its attack, but due to the lower volume of actual attacks only does 5 shwibbleglibberkind and 10 fuel.
The Creative Block guards You and You charges up Gravity.
the Mask of Hungrisitation mimes as requested. It quickly runs into a problem. While the mimed object doesn't affect the mask, it's kind of hard to wrecking ball things that are clinging to you without wreckingballing yourself, so when they hit the mimes, they crunch their fleshy bodies against it with the force of the Mask's imaginary wrecking ball swing. This does 3 damage to them 3 times!
M. of Hungrisitation aims for a glance [31]
M. of Hungrisitation trusts its Grit [22]
M. of Hungrisitation forces the mime off. [40]
Thanks to the way the Mask's health system works, this does no damage. but it could have! there was a nearly 15% chance of that happening.
This knocks all of the Mimes off the Mask and kills 8.
The Kittenish and Earth pelicans, and rock crab, idle for lack of orders. The Rock Collector Crab Creator Lobster arguably has orders from HV so it keeps going.
Oh hey the Cosmic Monolith exists too I almost forgot about that. They, too, attack the Globglogabgalab, the Dark Pulse they release sending the Globglogabgalab tumbling. This both stains the rock suit to the point of unusability, and forces them to expend 25 fuel (and 10 shwibbleglibberkind) in order to return to the field/stop tumbling.
The Globglogabgalab heads over to the vast mountain of magnificent marvellous mario-mutilating majesty that is Waluigi, and expends 7 fuel to... tickle him. Hm.
The Miming Mob, thwarted, heads over to You. They are blocked by the Creative Block, and do one damage to it.
The Hoard of Clowns-now more of a small gathering, really- bangs on the Ice Wall- It'll be broken by the end of the next round, if not sooner. They've just Got to give ADrunkenDwarf a hug!
ADrunkenDwarf, hearing the banging intensify, has a sudden intuition that under no circumstances should they let the Hoard of Clowns hug them. Ever.
We'll get to Waluigi later. the Godmodder Warferin Slides up, up, up, and crashes into the Flying Spageti monster... and rolls a 1 on the accuracy roll I rolled on a whim.
GODMODDER: those weren't a thing.
on a whim implies a lack of precedent, hence this having just happened now for no discernible reason.
GODMODDER: That's not exactly fair, now is it.
it's not like it only happens to the Godmodder. recall when Garfield ended up a square back because they failed a roll.
GODMODDER: I'm not there for that.
shush. anyway... The Godmodder then points down at Waluigi and the Globglogabgalab, and manifests a large pile of Lego pieces on one side of Waluigi, just barely nudging him
Waluigi snorts in his sleep, batting ineffectually at the direction of the tickle- Ineffectually, because the Globglogabgalab is doing it from range. Half-conscious, Waluigi starts to roll over to avoid the annoying tickle, and rolls (1d3, 1 is away- 2) towards the Battlefield. His Gargantuan Girth (there's a new adjective for him!) crashes down onto the battlefield. It doesn't affect the flying entities, the Globglogabgalab is on the wrong side, and the Terror Pants are too big (about half the height of an upright Waluigi), but other then that...
7D20(Dc 13): 18, 16, 7, 15, 18, 9, 5.
The Rock Crab, Miming mob, and Hoard of clowns are all crushed under the Waluigi Weight(and everyone else ends up between his lanky limbs or otherwise not underneath the encroaching enormity.).
GODMODDER: This is literally less effective then me doing nothing.
Let me finish. To be more specific, the Miming Mob dies, the Rock Crab dies too (It's not all that durable.), and the Hoard of Clowns is freed, then loses 3 members. However, the Remaining four are determined, and rapidly approach ADrunkenDwarf! One tunnels underground, Another dive-bombs from the air, A third is cutting off retreat. and the fourth one walks over normally. How can he escape?
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 135/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on:None.).).
[A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 20/55 HP 20 A/-15 A stuck in air.
[AG-ADrunkenDwarf] Creative Block 1/3 HP retaliation!A, bodyguarding You.
[AG-ADrunkenDwarf] You 70/70 HP 1/3 Gravity
[AG-Shard-Shard] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungrisitation. (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV and partially restrained. Mask instarepairs. SPRING WIRE.) Levitating into the aiir uncontrolablyyyy
0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted), like 80%(+(8-3)/4 /r+5/r) Hungry Visitation. BUFF. Abyssite 5s 0.6L
[ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 7 rocks, on HfEoT's head. awakened ( 13/8 integrity)
Earth Pelican 9 dirt. 10 rocks, rock suit. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. ( 13/8 integrity)
Rock Crabs: none.
Rock Collector Crab Creator Lobster, 20 Rocks, on ground, Create Rock Collector Crab: 2.3333/4. awakened(20/20 integrity)
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 24/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 0/4 Doomsday.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[AG] Globglogabgalab 32/275 Shwibbleglibberkind, 30 fuel.
[AG] Miming Mob: Crushed! HP
Hoard of Clowns 4/90 HP (all living are Flying and take 1/3 damage! the stuff of nightmares. )
[WAAAAAAAAA] Waluigi, Pristine physical condition. Capable Celebrity Chin. WAAA worthy wonderosity. Unbelievable Uvula. Glorious Golf club. Tremendous Tennis racket. Beautiful Badminton Bombarder and Buffness. Amazing Action Abilities. Spectacularly sizeable Slacks. King-worthy kitchen of Kooking. Somehow still here while playing game . Geesed.
[GM] Godmodder: 275 /300 HP Warferin slidng upwards into the air unceasingly. 3/3 Smile More 2/5 Thargar
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, ERR+2 skill being flexing taped. Owns a Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 0 rocks, Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. hungry. not-wood. pretty buff.
Aeisenberg: with Phil swift, but not in the update room! rapier (minor attack buff)... +1?, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian.
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god.
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. Surrounded by Clowns- above, below, behind, and front.
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. is being a shopkeeper (which is defended) Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
<Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab!
slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!>BardymcBardface: light wounds! in stone! 1charge stored + historianism III!
2 eishalon masks that are not being worn.
I gather even more rocks with bare hands and Pickaxe at the same time.
After that I create a portal and put my hand in it and retrieve the arms of the godmodder.
After that I work my wood.
You do that! charge incremented accordingly.
(pffft)
You successfully set yourself aflame, killing the clowns as they charge straight into the fire to try and hug you. Clowns killed!
Orders made.
A thought occurs to you... the Eishalon masks have been around for a while. Maybe the Historian (bardy mc bardface) knows something about them...
5d5: (4 5 4 2 5) 20 rocks collected! but... you don't have a pickaxe. You have a Face which is partially a pickaxe, and unlike the 'Eggs on Toast' half of Hunger for Eggs on Toast, you, the Hunger portion,
Then you. uh. what...? Sorry, but I don't have a clue what you mean by the second line of text there. how's the retrieval supposed to happen?...
1 charge stored instead.
And then, you work on your wood (which last i checked you didn't have.). What are you trying to do right now- reach woodworking 100, or make something specific?
EoRR
the Pants, Spageti monster, and Monolith idle! because they need orders.
You does the charge up 'Gravity' thing that You does.
The mask has no orders, and doesn't know what to do! it idles. as it does, the crystals on it start to loosen...
the pelicans idle! The Rock Collector Crab Creator Lobster acts under a generous interpretation of 'Orders' and continues working.
The Globglogabgalab is feeling somewhat put out. the Waluigi Plan ended up being sort of kind of probably worse then doing nothing, and that's always a bitter bullet to bite. Annoyed, it flies over to You and uses fuel to punch them in the face Really Hard! but- there's a block in the way! a creative one! The Globglogabgalab tries to pull back, but it's too late! The Block is struck, and dies... but as a parting gift, it leaves the Globglogabgalab incapable of acting for the next round- it doesn't Have a basic attack! also, it loses 20 fuel from actually doing the punch.
Waluigi is sleeping.
The Godmodder hits the level boundary, teleporting back to the play area and exiting his Warframe Slide. well, he got a lot more millage out of that then he probably expected. Having returned, he surveys the battlefield. Ech, his plan for Smile More's been foiled. He decides to toss it out there- not much good it'll do clogging up his status, after all. so.
Smile More expended. Smiling Tim summoned!
GODMODDER: That's really weak.
wait and see, mate.
Anyway, next he starts digging through his pockets for something. and tossing out stuff to clear the way for more rummaging. The pile of discarded stuff grows higher and higher, much larger then his actual pockets. After a while,it becomes clear he's not going to stop. the pile of Junk don't stop continuing to be increasing in height while getting taller. You should probably clear this up to somehow stop him from finding what he's looking for.
Pile of Godmodder's random Junk summoned.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 135/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on:None.).).
[A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 20/55 HP 20 A/-15 A stuck in air.
[OG-ADrunkenDwarf] Creative Block Slain...
[OG-ADrunkenDwarf] You 70/70 HP 2/3 Gravity
[AG-Shard-Shard] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungrisitation. (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV and partially restrained. Mask instarepairs. SPRING WIRE.) Levitating into the aiir uncontrolablyyyy
0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted), like 90%(+(8-3)/4 /r+5/r) Hungry Visitation. BUFF. Abyssite 5s 0.8L
[ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 7 rocks, on HfEoT's head. awakened ( 13/8 integrity)
Earth Pelican 9 dirt. 10 rocks, rock suit. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. ( 13/8 integrity)
Rock Crabs: none.
Rock Collector Crab Creator Lobster, 20 Rocks, on ground, Create Rock Collector Crab: 3.3333/4. awakened(20/20 integrity)
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 24/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 1/4 Doomsday.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[AG] Globglogabgalab 32/275 Shwibbleglibberkind, 10 fuel. Mental Block.
[AG] Hoard of Clowns : Dead.
Smiling Tim 50/50 HP clown nose. really buff in the smiling muscles in particular. technically only a honorary clown.
[AG] Pile of Godmodder's random Junk. 15 practical joke implements. 25 assorted metal bits. 10 bricks. 5 inexplicably intact tomatoes. 7 pieces of generic junk. 2 pens. 5 pieces of unknown stuff mixed into the rest. +25 items per turn while Godmodder is digging (each is worth 1 hp). +1 category per turn while gaining contents.
[WAAAAAAAAA] Waluigi, Pristine physical condition. Capable Celebrity Chin. WAAA worthy wonderosity. Unbelievable Uvula. Glorious Golf club. Tremendous Tennis racket. Beautiful Badminton Bombarder and Buffness. Amazing Action Abilities. Spectacularly sizeable Slacks. King-worthy kitchen of Kooking. Somehow still here while playing game . Geesed.
[GM] Godmodder: 275 /300 HP digging through his pockets. 2/5 Thargar
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, ERR+2 skill being flexing taped. Owns a Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 20 rocks, Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. pretty buff.
Aeisenberg: with Phil swift, but not in the update room! rapier (minor attack buff)... +1?, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian.
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god.
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. has killed all the clowns... mostly.
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. is being a shopkeeper (which is defended) Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
<Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab!
slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!>BardymcBardface: light wounds! in stone! 1charge stored + historianism III!
2 eishalon masks that are not being worn.
[Turns out there was a mistake in the entity clasifications- You was listed as AG- but I've fixed it.]