Quick as a flash, my walking stick(that I carry around only for style, not because I need it, cause I'm a prick like that) beats down Levi's hands as I interrupt their spell with a lil counterspell.
"Now then, friend, there's no reason to be aiding this fellow! He has no need for followers, as he can merely create them! He'll throw you away like trash(which you will be if you worship our good friend the Godmodder, just saying, friendo) first chance he gets, he's a bit of an arse like that."
"Huh, I wasn't aware reactions existed. Well, if that's the case, then I've merely used my reaction in counterspelling, and I still have an action!"
Then, with this newfound available action, I pull out a disgusting lump of bloodied flesh. Wait, no, that's no ordinary lump of flesh, that's a massive eyeball. Wait, no, that's no ordinary massive eyeball, that's a beholder's eyeball! Specifically, the central one, with its handy dandy antimagic cone!
I intercept Levi's power word with the antimagic cone, then prestidigitate all the blood and gore off of me because bloody, oozing, severed eyeballs are nasty. Who could've guessed?
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"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
"Huh, I wasn't aware reactions existed. Well, if that's the case, then I've merely used my reaction in counterspelling, and I still have an action!"
Then, with this newfound available action, I pull out a disgusting lump of bloodied flesh. Wait, no, that's no ordinary lump of flesh, that's a massive eyeball. Wait, no, that's no ordinary massive eyeball, that's a beholder's eyeball! Specifically, the central one, with its handy dandy antimagic cone!
I intercept Levi's power word with the antimagic cone, then prestidigitate all the blood and gore off of me because bloody, oozing, severed eyeballs are nasty. Who could've guessed?
You have 3 actions
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"Three actions? Oh my, really? In the good old days, we just had one! At least I think we just had one, my memory isn't what it used to be. Well, I suppose the counterspell would have counted as an action, then the beholder would've been another one, so I've still got one!"
I stick my pipe into my mandibles, inhale deeply, and then exhale, breathing out a large cloud of pink smoke, which drifts into Trump's glittery face, obscuring his vision and generally being quite a nuisance.
"I have no idea what I put in that pipe, and why that stuff's pink, but whatever it is, I can taste purple because of it. I love it."
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"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Fire bolt- Shoot a streaking ball of fire towards a foe and deal a measly 1d10 fire damage. Use eldritch blast instead.
Fireball - Drawing magic from your inner reserves, you unleash a devastating nuke that explodes in a circle, hitting multiple enemies, and burning them to a crisp with a godly amount of 8d6 fire damage. Make your DM’s fights look like garbage. It’s also a nice way of TPK your entire party and have them triggered at you for the rest of the week.
Fire bolt- Shoot a streaking ball of fire towards a foe and deal a measly 1d10 fire damage. Use eldritch blast instead.
Fireball - Drawing magic from your inner reserves, you unleash a devastating nuke that explodes in a circle, hitting multiple enemies, and burning them to a crisp with a godly amount of 8d6 fire damage. Make your DM’s fights look like garbage. It’s also a nice way of TPK your entire party and have them triggered at you for the rest of the week.
I’ll use 1 owl to grant advantage to Gandalf_The_Gray for one hour or until the owl is killed
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Fire bolt- Shoot a streaking ball of fire towards a foe and deal a measly 1d10 fire damage. Use eldritch blast instead.
Fireball - Drawing magic from your inner reserves, you unleash a devastating nuke that explodes in a circle, hitting multiple enemies, and burning them to a crisp with a godly amount of 8d6 fire damage. Make your DM’s fights look like garbage. It’s also a nice way of TPK your entire party and have them triggered at you for the rest of the week.
Sorry Qwerty, we're not fighting the Godmodder as of now, we're fighting the Empty Chimera it summoned. I'm pretty sure that while the Chimera exists, the Godmodder is immune to damage.
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ENTITY ACTIONS: Darkness given Soul, please force LeviRock to convert to fight against the Godmodder.
ACTION 1: Still on Major Wounds? I guess I’m gonna have to heal more. Much, much more.
I cross my legs and close my eyes, connecting my mind to the flow of energy that passes through the Minecraft world. Then I realize, everything is made of blocks. Tiny blocks, large blocks, redstone structures, we are all blocks. And it is with this revelation that with a new power, I direct blocks towards my wounds, sealing them up completely and healing all my wounds.
ACTION 2: (CHARGE) I pull out the Bodhisattva Bullet from its container, it glowing eerily blue. Then I focus, and sense for diamonds buried underneath the soil. Raising my hand, a trove of diamonds bursts out of the ground, and immediately assimilate into the Bodhisattva Bullet, its shell glowing.
Bodhisattva Bullet: 9/20
ACTION 3: Then I stare at the Empty Chimera and raise my hand, palm pointing towards the Empty Chimera. Through the flow of the block cosmos, I attempt to find what blocks the Empty Chimera is made of.
Fire bolt- Shoot a streaking ball of fire towards a foe and deal a measly 1d10 fire damage. Use eldritch blast instead.
Fireball - Drawing magic from your inner reserves, you unleash a devastating nuke that explodes in a circle, hitting multiple enemies, and burning them to a crisp with a godly amount of 8d6 fire damage. Make your DM’s fights look like garbage. It’s also a nice way of TPK your entire party and have them triggered at you for the rest of the week.
Uh police... nice. I pull out a spray of prionoid type: servomorph* and spray them with the artificial prionoid. Should make a nice plaque that transforms them and similarly weak lifeforms into my slaves.
I eat two eggs on toast.
I eat the empty chimera.
*by getting infected with this prionoid by either ingesting 'Prionoid type:servomorph', breathing 'Prionoid type:servomorph', touching 'Prionoid type:servomorph' or spending time in a 'Prionoid type:servomorph' infested area, you accept eternal servitude to Hunger For Eggs On Toast.
You spray Prionoid! however, you only manage to get a couple dozen in your spray range- the rest are too spread out! They keep advancing on you! You then transform back into , and Eat the Chimera! Through your temporarily quite impressive strength, you manage to do so!
With the sound of someone spontaneously bursting (back) into existence, I spontaneously burst (back) into existence. I stretch backwards, my back popping in more places than seems humanly possible. Of course, are any of us really human? I know I certainly am not. Nay, rather than the brown-robed mage I was in the good old days, my form has changed in many ways. For example, I'm now a quadrupedal insect with a coat, a pipe, a monocle, and a hat. Additionally... well, actually, that's just about it. That's me. Yup.
"Well, then. It's been quite a while since I've been around here, hasn't it? How are you doing, big G? You're looking quite well, I must say. Almost one and a half years and just twelve HP down! Quite an accomplishment, my friend! Well... not really, seeing as how you can manipulate reality and all that jazz. Anyways, whaddya say you and me have a wee scrap, for old times sake?"
(Howdy doo, I'm back I guess.)
Welcome back! The Godmodder fails to reply to your question due to being of unspecified location and present realness value! which is to say, you don't see him anywhere. Bit of an update to the rules since you left- Before, you had 3 actions that needed to each be in a seperate post, but now you can do your 3 actions all in one post. Reactions aren't a thing, but you can choose to not use actions in one post if you want to use them in another, and such.
Action 2: I cast a lv 9 ‘flock of familiars’ and proceed to run to a distance no less than a mile. I summon 10 owls and tell them to use the ‘help’ action on 10 other people who are fighting the Godmodder, and use the ‘flyby’ to avoid opportunity attacks. The 10 people gain advantage on their attack rolls for one hour or until I break concentration. :)
You summon a flock of familiars! I assume your calling this 'action 2' means its 2 actions, since your other post read '...'. However, due to the large number of familiars summoned, each familiar is comparatively weaker; in the interest of your familiars mattering, they can only be split up to a maximum of four targets, but you can focus them. which is probably the best way to use them.
I summon a bright light that shines Trump into the eyes
You collect stone! however there is no tower stone wall- it is known as the Tower Shield wall. So you don't do that. You then shine a bright light into Trumps eyes! He rolls up the window on his huuuuuuuuge limo, then makes it behave tinted by having a nearby servant pour squid-ink over it. The squid-ink costs him some dosh.
I attempt to worship the Godmodder. 24 for Religion
I then call upon the mighty Godmodder to aid me in their quest to kill all adventurers.
I then cast Power Word Heal on the Godmodder.
You discover that the Godmodder... isn't a God! at least, not in the traditional sense? he's a very powerful being, but not one principally powered by worship. However, ancient religious texts and some widely disseminated pamphlets reveal the existence of a God named 'Godmodder' who, based on reading between the lines, was created by the Godmodder and gives the Godmodder the ability to gain power by being worshipped anyway. the mighty Godmodder (god named Godmodder, that is) grants you knowledge of the best place to go to kill lots of adventurers! this is the only blessing they can give you because the rest of their power is being piped over to the Godmodder (as in the main antagonist of the game). You then attempt to cast Power Word: Heal on the Godmodder (either the god or the antagonist, I'm not sure.). However...
Quick as a flash, my walking stick(that I carry around only for style, not because I need it, cause I'm a prick like that) beats down Levi's hands as I interrupt their spell with a lil counterspell.
"Now then, friend, there's no reason to be aiding this fellow! He has no need for followers, as he can merely create them! He'll throw you away like trash(which you will be if you worship our good friend the Godmodder, just saying, friendo) first chance he gets, he's a bit of an arse like that."
(Good thing I used no actions)
Woobydoobydoo, the recently-returned ... quadrupedal insect... interrupts LeviRocks's attempted spell with a Counterspell! and a walking stick! The spell (by levirocks, i mean) fails.
I counterspell WoobyDoobyDoo's counterspell, as a reaction.
You discover that you do not, in fact, have 'reaction' capabilities; rather, you can react to something using an action, but you have already expended all 3 of your roundly actions, leaving you unable to prevent Woobydoobydoo's counterspell.
"Huh, I wasn't aware reactions existed. Well, if that's the case, then I've merely used my reaction in counterspelling, and I still have an action!"
Then, with this newfound available action, I pull out a disgusting lump of bloodied flesh. Wait, no, that's no ordinary lump of flesh, that's a massive eyeball. Wait, no, that's no ordinary massive eyeball, that's a beholder's eyeball! Specifically, the central one, with its handy dandy antimagic cone!
I intercept Levi's power word with the antimagic cone, then prestidigitate all the blood and gore off of me because bloody, oozing, severed eyeballs are nasty. Who could've guessed?
As stated in the response to LeviRocks above, 'Reactions' are not a capability available to you. During a round, you can spend actions- of which you have 3-, charges- which you can make with actions and consist of storing actions- and order entities; other then the ability to use all 3 actions within a single post, no mechanics have changed since you left. (This action is considered to not have happened because the thing it's countering was already countered. The extra action is instead boosting your use of the smoke.)
Anyway, I use my first action to summon random Mario characters until I find one that is strong
Then I cast PRISMATIC WALL and trap the Empty Chimera within
Once it escapes, I do that again
You summon Tatanga, the purple alien who invaded Sarasaland in a spaceship! They're... decently strong? 10 HP and 2 attack, which is like one of your armies. you then help contain the Empty Chimera, casting two Prismatic Walls around the Chimera!
"Three actions? Oh my, really? In the good old days, we just had one! At least I think we just had one, my memory isn't what it used to be. Well, I suppose the counterspell would have counted as an action, then the beholder would've been another one, so I've still got one!"
I stick my pipe into my mandibles, inhale deeply, and then exhale, breathing out a large cloud of pink smoke, which drifts into Trump's glittery face, obscuring his vision and generally being quite a nuisance.
"I have no idea what I put in that pipe, and why that stuff's pink, but whatever it is, I can taste purple because of it. I love it."
You only had one per post, but you had 3 posts- back in the 'good old days' as you refered to them. In any case, you breath pink smoke all over trumps face! He rolled up his windows earlier, but you use the extra action saved above, causing your pink smoke to phase through the Limo and obscure his vision anyway! Trump will be unable to see until he hires someone to clear the cloud!
ENTITY ACTIONS: Darkness given Soul, please force LeviRock to convert to fight against the Godmodder.
ACTION 1: Still on Major Wounds? I guess I’m gonna have to heal more. Much, much more.
I cross my legs and close my eyes, connecting my mind to the flow of energy that passes through the Minecraft world. Then I realize, everything is made of blocks. Tiny blocks, large blocks, redstone structures, we are all blocks. And it is with this revelation that with a new power, I direct blocks towards my wounds, sealing them up completely and healing all my wounds.
ACTION 2: (CHARGE) I pull out the Bodhisattva Bullet from its container, it glowing eerily blue. Then I focus, and sense for diamonds buried underneath the soil. Raising my hand, a trove of diamonds bursts out of the ground, and immediately assimilate into the Bodhisattva Bullet, its shell glowing.
Bodhisattva Bullet: 9/20
ACTION 3: Then I stare at the Empty Chimera and raise my hand, palm pointing towards the Empty Chimera. Through the flow of the block cosmos, I attempt to find what blocks the Empty Chimera is made of.
The Darkness give soul will, well, try. You heal yourself up! You now have a grass block sticking out of your midsection, but manage to heal all the way to Minor wounds! You sense- Too many diamonds! There are too many diamonds underground here! Even some of the floor is made of diamonds (though dirt has blown over them, obscuring it)! Why? blame hungry visitor. Anyway, the Bodhisattva Bullet grabs way too many diamonds out of the ground! the wave of crystalized carbon rushes up towards you, and you have seconds to respond! what do you do? Meanwhile, you also stare at the Empty Chimera. It's made of - Java.IncompleteTypeException(); at Blocktype.Render(BlockType.dsc:76) at TViewer.getPixel(TViewer.java:193) at Plyr.ScanLimited(Plyr.spc:1024)
Er. Right. Well, it looks like... The Empty Chimera isn't made of Blocks? Like, not just in the way that, say, a chicken isn't made of blocks because it's a mob. Render has the right throw statements for that, and they're still made of Voxels which is close enough. But the Empty Chimera is different on some kind of... fundamental level, so asking a question like "what kind of block is it made of" doesn't even... make sense, really? I think that's what the rest of the error message is saying.
Action One: I cast gate on the Godmodder with a subtle spell to bring it to me
Action Two: I cast Heal on the Godmodder, which heals 70 damage, again with subtle spell
Action Three: I then cast Warding Bond on the Godmodder, to link my life to this great entity, with another subtle spell
You have already expended your three actions, So you don't manage to do these things this round. Feel free to try them on this coming round, though!
EoRR The Mask of Hungry Visitation guards the exit from 's mouth, aiming to keep the Empty Chimera trapped! the Rock Crabs gather rocks- 1+3+5+5+1+5+5 of them! things generally uptick! employees gather like 5 rocks. ⬤ still exists. and ⬤ has learned from the harm ⬤ knows it will now suffer, when the time is right. So, it doesn't Push. It still changes a little- It seems to have become more... self-sacrificial, like a martyr doomed to die but still dedicated to their cause (and don't ask how you can tell this when it looks like a perfectly uniform sphere of yellowish stone), But it does attack. Only, the Empty Chimera has been eaten. So ⬤ can't attack them at the moment. Instead, it attacks Acerak, then swoops down before the Ever-shifting Enmity. ⬤ shines on them, and they bubble against it. And, like it did to the Chimera before, it Pushes on this particular darkness. This shadow seems weak in the wake of the legion that blanketed the field last round. Then, unusually, the light that they shine begins to resonate. yellow-white arcs around them and droplets of blackness splatter, building towards something- but after barely a moment, ⬤ retreats from this at full speed, leaving behind the Ever-shifting enmity- albeit down 20 mass. (Not-Aegislash, previously motionless, shudders. Half the eyes on its body roll up, showing only the whites... then vanish.) The Darkness given Soul focuses on LeviRocks. After a while of trying, it sighs, and black shadows start to rise up LeviRocks's legs- then further. The shadows fade away after a short time, but they leave behind a strange certainty in LeviRocks: If they join the Godmodder, they know, they won't be able to... accomplish anything, won't be able to change, well, anything. It'll always be just the same old things. do they really want that? The shadows leave- something else, too- but LeviRocks isn't sure what else it was. The pumpkin snails are suddenly forced to fight off legal allegations claiming they are in violation on a copyright on the world 'nails'! Luckily, they pass the court case on the grounds that snails existed before the copyright, and also you can't copyright that word because it was invented hundreds of years ago! Trump stumbles out of his limo to get away from the smoke, but it follows him! he seems to be occupied for the turn... by the end, though, he manages to get someone to use a... pile of white powder? to blow it away, and turns around to return to his Limo.
The Empty Chimera slashes one arm forwards. the red claws gleam, crashing into both Prismatic Walls and causing them to collapse into multicolored shards of light which fade away. It then uses its Shadowy Arm and legs to start a climb back up 's Gullet, but doesn't finish. It'll do that some time next turn, most likely. As it climbs, the static upon its neck intensifies, brightening and darkening at the same time. White noise fills the air, and then a white fire rises into a head-like shape. Weak, flickering, but once again- though nobody can see it well- with the pure white remembered, though that purity rings a little hollow at the moment. Nobody really has a good vantage, but the head of flame seems to be... talking? No sound comes out of it, though, save for the white noise, pushing down on the world around it. That which is One with its Name seems to recoil, but the head keeps talking.It says many things, but a few which are clear- The idea of 'a simple idea' is not itself a simple idea. Unity is a waste of potential. And to be an Atom- name born of the Greek Atomos, meaning 'Unsplittable ones'- is not to be indivisible. Then the white fire collapses into itself, and that which is One finds itself... Diminished. and Childish.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium. [A-naturewriter]Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...? [OG-Acerak] Steve 43/25 HP, 0.5 Dig||Magic!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) out of the battlefield! [OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. ) 0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF. [ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 90+@& rocks, on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. awakened (0/9 integrity) , awake. Earth Pelican 76+#( rocks. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. ( 0/8 integrity) Rock Crabs 38 Rocks x2+23 Rocks x1+17 + !^ Rocks x4+15 white orbsx1. x4 [OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] Toast Tree, 10/10 HP, Awakened(23/23 integrity), 4 Toast.(+(1d2)d2 -1 Toast/r) Intolerance Defence! 3 Toast III, 4 eggs Stone chicken 64Rocks. fed + toast. processing III.6 is a stone chicken. Chicken Tender 36 Rocks Bunker (surrounding Pantheon) 41+$ Rocks. Launcher (launches rocks. unmanned.) Awakened(0/30 integrity) Unpaid Undead employees 1/1x10 HP, employed!Ax10 (zomby) [OG?-Arjan] Toast Pantheon 20/20 HP, immune to mold, surrounding tree. (awakened, 25/25 integrity) [·] ⬤ [H?- Googiddybop] Acerak DEAD HP, 2A [AG-Gandalf] Tatanga 10 HP, 2A [OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 5/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 2/1d8: Assassinate. Inter-Dimensional Elephant 150/200 HP, 8 IDMT(+1/R),Healthful Hygene, . Salt Elemental 31x2 HP, +4/R, HP is Salt. Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme! [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er. [OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...? [OG-Bardymcbardyface] Astral Plane Chicken 150/150 HP 10A, lays eggs! Perceptive Potential. in Shopkeep shop in a Colosseum! Egg(x1d2 to 3+1d2) 20/20 HP (fostered III, Nurtured III. Warmed IV. any new ones lack these buffs but all have +2 fostered, +3 Warmed, and +many Nurtured. Now stasised till night's end.) [OG-Origin] Demogoblin 28/70 HP, 1/3 20A bombs. [All Hallows Eve-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 50/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose. •••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. The Hateful Scream Dead/20 PercHP, And afterwards...inactive. Ever-Shifting Enmity 20 Mass. Formless. See that great Enemy. Do not speak. Do not Think. Do not See. [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder Pumpkin Snails! 15x13 HP Pumpkin!A Have a Carriage! [AG]Trump 80/50 HP. has hella dosh. is being payed even hella-er dosh. [5]/4 for Namesake. Covered in Glitter, has quartz. Tower Shield Wall, 50/50 HP (guarding Limo! gleaming!) HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE Honey Limo, 30/30 HP (+1 Atv. +30S.drtn) [WAAAAAAAAA]WALUIGI HAS LEFT THIS LOCATION WITH ALL OF ITS... LUIGIS. IT IS TIME. WALUIGI THYME. AND WALUIGI THYME WAITS FOR GNOME ANN! [AG]100, 100% HP, item in 4%! leaving in 3! Numerology!A, 2,102 total HP! In stasis due to seasonal event!
[GM] Godmodder: 272 /300 HP 1/4 dimensionality, has rock snake (corpse?). Maintaining Empty Chimera. currently immune to attack. Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 66% skill. Owns a Unique'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 107 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose & choclats, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. Moderate Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.) Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.). SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). <Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!> BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby! The- Purity embodied. (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) The Great One: Minor Wounds. LyricsDusk:. 6 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Major Wounds. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks!
Fire bolt- Shoot a streaking ball of fire towards a foe and deal a measly 1d10 fire damage. Use eldritch blast instead.
Fireball - Drawing magic from your inner reserves, you unleash a devastating nuke that explodes in a circle, hitting multiple enemies, and burning them to a crisp with a godly amount of 8d6 fire damage. Make your DM’s fights look like garbage. It’s also a nice way of TPK your entire party and have them triggered at you for the rest of the week.
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I collect stone
I eat the tower stone wall
I summon a bright light that shines Trump into the eyes
I attempt to worship the Godmodder. 18 for Religion
I then call upon the mighty Godmodder to aid me in their quest to kill all adventurers.
I then cast Power Word Heal on the Godmodder.
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Quick as a flash, my walking stick(that I carry around only for style, not because I need it, cause I'm a prick like that) beats down Levi's hands as I interrupt their spell with a lil counterspell.
"Now then, friend, there's no reason to be aiding this fellow! He has no need for followers, as he can merely create them! He'll throw you away like trash(which you will be if you worship our good friend the Godmodder, just saying, friendo) first chance he gets, he's a bit of an arse like that."
(Good thing I used no actions)
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
I counterspell WoobyDoobyDoo's counterspell, as a reaction.
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"Huh, I wasn't aware reactions existed. Well, if that's the case, then I've merely used my reaction in counterspelling, and I still have an action!"
Then, with this newfound available action, I pull out a disgusting lump of bloodied flesh. Wait, no, that's no ordinary lump of flesh, that's a massive eyeball. Wait, no, that's no ordinary massive eyeball, that's a beholder's eyeball! Specifically, the central one, with its handy dandy antimagic cone!
I intercept Levi's power word with the antimagic cone, then prestidigitate all the blood and gore off of me because bloody, oozing, severed eyeballs are nasty. Who could've guessed?
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
You have 3 actions
Gandalf_The_Gray, goddess of the quote chain | NG | Knowledge, Life | Female brass dragonborn head facing left
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Anyway, I use my first action to summon random Mario characters until I find one that is strong
Then I cast PRISMATIC WALL and trap the Empty Chimera within
Once it escapes, I do that again
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So neither of us can counterspell?
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"Three actions? Oh my, really? In the good old days, we just had one! At least I think we just had one, my memory isn't what it used to be. Well, I suppose the counterspell would have counted as an action, then the beholder would've been another one, so I've still got one!"
I stick my pipe into my mandibles, inhale deeply, and then exhale, breathing out a large cloud of pink smoke, which drifts into Trump's glittery face, obscuring his vision and generally being quite a nuisance.
"I have no idea what I put in that pipe, and why that stuff's pink, but whatever it is, I can taste purple because of it. I love it."
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Don’t forget my 10 GODDAMN OWLS
:’(
I’ll use 1 owl to grant advantage to Gandalf_The_Gray for one hour or until the owl is killed
Sorry Qwerty, we're not fighting the Godmodder as of now, we're fighting the Empty Chimera it summoned. I'm pretty sure that while the Chimera exists, the Godmodder is immune to damage.
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ENTITY ACTIONS: Darkness given Soul, please force LeviRock to convert to fight against the Godmodder.
ACTION 1: Still on Major Wounds? I guess I’m gonna have to heal more. Much, much more.
I cross my legs and close my eyes, connecting my mind to the flow of energy that passes through the Minecraft world. Then I realize, everything is made of blocks. Tiny blocks, large blocks, redstone structures, we are all blocks. And it is with this revelation that with a new power, I direct blocks towards my wounds, sealing them up completely and healing all my wounds.
ACTION 2: (CHARGE) I pull out the Bodhisattva Bullet from its container, it glowing eerily blue. Then I focus, and sense for diamonds buried underneath the soil. Raising my hand, a trove of diamonds bursts out of the ground, and immediately assimilate into the Bodhisattva Bullet, its shell glowing.
Bodhisattva Bullet: 9/20
ACTION 3: Then I stare at the Empty Chimera and raise my hand, palm pointing towards the Empty Chimera. Through the flow of the block cosmos, I attempt to find what blocks the Empty Chimera is made of.
(No required action)
I send my 9 other owls, a truly terrifying army, to distract the Empty Chimera ans giving other people advantage.
Action One: I cast gate on the Godmodder with a subtle spell to bring it to me
Action Two: I cast Heal on the Godmodder, which heals 70 damage, again with subtle spell
Action Three: I then cast Warding Bond on the Godmodder, to link my life to this great entity, with another subtle spell
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You spray Prionoid! however, you only manage to get a couple dozen in your spray range- the rest are too spread out! They keep advancing on you! You then transform back into
, and Eat the Chimera! Through your temporarily quite impressive strength, you manage to do so!
Welcome back! The Godmodder fails to reply to your question due to being of unspecified location and present realness value! which is to say, you don't see him anywhere. Bit of an update to the rules since you left- Before, you had 3 actions that needed to each be in a seperate post, but now you can do your 3 actions all in one post. Reactions aren't a thing, but you can choose to not use actions in one post if you want to use them in another, and such.
You summon a flock of familiars! I assume your calling this 'action 2' means its 2 actions, since your other post read '...'. However, due to the large number of familiars summoned, each familiar is comparatively weaker; in the interest of your familiars mattering, they can only be split up to a maximum of four targets, but you can focus them. which is probably the best way to use them.
You collect stone! however there is no tower stone wall- it is known as the Tower Shield wall. So you don't do that. You then shine a bright light into Trumps eyes! He rolls up the window on his huuuuuuuuge limo, then makes it behave tinted by having a nearby servant pour squid-ink over it. The squid-ink costs him some dosh.
You discover that the Godmodder... isn't a God! at least, not in the traditional sense? he's a very powerful being, but not one principally powered by worship. However, ancient religious texts and some widely disseminated pamphlets reveal the existence of a God named 'Godmodder' who, based on reading between the lines, was created by the Godmodder and gives the Godmodder the ability to gain power by being worshipped anyway. the mighty Godmodder (god named Godmodder, that is) grants you knowledge of the best place to go to kill lots of adventurers! this is the only blessing they can give you because the rest of their power is being piped over to the Godmodder (as in the main antagonist of the game).
You then attempt to cast Power Word: Heal on the Godmodder (either the god or the antagonist, I'm not sure.). However...
Woobydoobydoo, the recently-returned ... quadrupedal insect... interrupts LeviRocks's attempted spell with a Counterspell! and a walking stick! The spell (by levirocks, i mean) fails.
You discover that you do not, in fact, have 'reaction' capabilities; rather, you can react to something using an action, but you have already expended all 3 of your roundly actions, leaving you unable to prevent Woobydoobydoo's counterspell.
As stated in the response to LeviRocks above, 'Reactions' are not a capability available to you. During a round, you can spend actions- of which you have 3-, charges- which you can make with actions and consist of storing actions- and order entities; other then the ability to use all 3 actions within a single post, no mechanics have changed since you left.
(This action is considered to not have happened because the thing it's countering was already countered. The extra action is instead boosting your use of the smoke.)
You summon Tatanga, the purple alien who invaded Sarasaland in a spaceship! They're... decently strong? 10 HP and 2 attack, which is like one of your armies.
contain the Empty Chimera, casting two Prismatic Walls around the Chimera!
you then help
You only had one per post, but you had 3 posts- back in the 'good old days' as you refered to them. In any case, you breath pink smoke all over trumps face! He rolled up his windows earlier, but you use the extra action saved above, causing your pink smoke to phase through the Limo and obscure his vision anyway! Trump will be unable to see until he hires someone to clear the cloud!
You allocate your owls to gandalf!
The Darkness give soul will, well, try.
You heal yourself up! You now have a grass block sticking out of your midsection, but manage to heal all the way to Minor wounds!
You sense- Too many diamonds! There are too many diamonds underground here! Even some of the floor is made of diamonds (though dirt has blown over them, obscuring it)! Why? blame hungry visitor. Anyway, the Bodhisattva Bullet grabs way too many diamonds out of the ground! the wave of crystalized carbon rushes up towards you, and you have seconds to respond! what do you do?
Meanwhile, you also stare at the Empty Chimera. It's made of - Java.IncompleteTypeException();
at Blocktype.Render(BlockType.dsc:76)
at TViewer.getPixel(TViewer.java:193)
at Plyr.ScanLimited(Plyr.spc:1024)
Er. Right. Well, it looks like... The Empty Chimera isn't made of Blocks? Like, not just in the way that, say, a chicken isn't made of blocks because it's a mob. Render has the right throw statements for that, and they're still made of Voxels which is close enough. But the Empty Chimera is different on some kind of... fundamental level, so asking a question like "what kind of block is it made of" doesn't even... make sense, really? I think that's what the rest of the error message is saying.
You have already expended your three actions, So you don't manage to do these things this round. Feel free to try them on this coming round, though!
's mouth, aiming to keep the Empty Chimera trapped! the Rock Crabs gather rocks- 1+3+5+5+1+5+5 of them! things generally uptick! employees gather like 5 rocks. ⬤ still exists. and ⬤ has learned from the harm ⬤ knows it will now suffer, when the time is right. So, it doesn't Push. It still changes a little- It seems to have become more... self-sacrificial, like a martyr doomed to die but still dedicated to their cause (and don't ask how you can tell this when it looks like a perfectly uniform sphere of yellowish stone), But it does attack. Only, the Empty Chimera has been eaten. So ⬤ can't attack them at the moment. Instead, it attacks Acerak, then swoops down before the Ever-shifting Enmity. ⬤ shines on them, and they bubble against it. And, like it did to the Chimera before, it Pushes on this particular darkness. This shadow seems weak in the wake of the legion that blanketed the field last round. Then, unusually, the light that they shine begins to resonate. yellow-white arcs around them and droplets of blackness splatter, building towards something- but after barely a moment, ⬤ retreats from this at full speed, leaving behind the Ever-shifting enmity- albeit down 20 mass.
's Gullet, but doesn't finish. It'll do that some time next turn, most likely.
0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF.
x4
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Pumpkin Snails! 15x13 HP Pumpkin!A Have a Carriage!
pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . 
- Purity embodied.
EoRR
The Mask of Hungry Visitation guards the exit from
(Not-Aegislash, previously motionless, shudders. Half the eyes on its body roll up, showing only the whites... then vanish.)
The Darkness given Soul focuses on LeviRocks. After a while of trying, it sighs, and black shadows start to rise up LeviRocks's legs- then further. The shadows fade away after a short time, but they leave behind a strange certainty in LeviRocks: If they join the Godmodder, they know, they won't be able to... accomplish anything, won't be able to change, well, anything. It'll always be just the same old things. do they really want that? The shadows leave- something else, too- but LeviRocks isn't sure what else it was.
The pumpkin snails are suddenly forced to fight off legal allegations claiming they are in violation on a copyright on the world 'nails'! Luckily, they pass the court case on the grounds that snails existed before the copyright, and also you can't copyright that word because it was invented hundreds of years ago!
Trump stumbles out of his limo to get away from the smoke, but it follows him! he seems to be occupied for the turn... by the end, though, he manages to get someone to use a... pile of white powder? to blow it away, and turns around to return to his Limo.
The Empty Chimera slashes one arm forwards. the red claws gleam, crashing into both Prismatic Walls and causing them to collapse into multicolored shards of light which fade away. It then uses its Shadowy Arm and legs to start a climb back up
As it climbs, the static upon its neck intensifies, brightening and darkening at the same time. White noise fills the air, and then a white fire rises into a head-like shape. Weak, flickering, but once again- though nobody can see it well- with the pure white remembered, though that purity rings a little hollow at the moment. Nobody really has a good vantage, but the head of flame seems to be... talking? No sound comes out of it, though, save for the white noise, pushing down on the world around it. That which is One with its Name seems to recoil, but the head keeps talking.It says many things, but a few which are clear- The idea of 'a simple idea' is not itself a simple idea. Unity is a waste of potential. And to be an Atom- name born of the Greek Atomos, meaning 'Unsplittable ones'- is not to be indivisible. Then the white fire collapses into itself, and that which is One finds itself... Diminished. and Childish.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium.
[A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...?
[OG-Acerak] Steve 43/25 HP, 0.5 Dig||Magic!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) out of the battlefield!
[OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. )
[ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 90+@& rocks, on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. awakened (0/9 integrity) , awake.
Earth Pelican 76+#( rocks. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. ( 0/8 integrity)
Rock Crabs 38 Rocks x2+23 Rocks x1+17 + !^ Rocks x4+15 white orbsx1.
[OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] Toast Tree, 10/10 HP, Awakened(23/23 integrity), 4 Toast.(+(1d2)d2 -1 Toast/r) Intolerance Defence!
3 Toast III, 4 eggs
Stone chicken 64Rocks. fed + toast. processing III.6 is a stone chicken.
Chicken Tender 36 Rocks
Bunker (surrounding Pantheon) 41+$ Rocks. Launcher (launches rocks. unmanned.) Awakened(0/30 integrity)
Unpaid Undead employees 1/1x10 HP, employed!Ax10 (zomby)
[OG?-Arjan] Toast Pantheon 20/20 HP, immune to mold, surrounding tree. (awakened, 25/25 integrity)
[·] ⬤
[H?- Googiddybop] Acerak DEAD HP, 2A
[AG-Gandalf] Tatanga 10 HP, 2A
[OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 5/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 2/1d8: Assassinate.
Inter-Dimensional Elephant 150/200 HP, 8 IDMT(+1/R),Healthful Hygene,
Salt Elemental 31x2 HP, +4/R, HP is Salt.
Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme!
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...?
[OG-Bardymcbardyface] Astral Plane Chicken 150/150 HP 10A, lays eggs! Perceptive Potential. in Shopkeep shop in a Colosseum!
Egg(x1d2 to 3+1d2) 20/20 HP (fostered III, Nurtured III. Warmed IV. any new ones lack these buffs but all have +2 fostered, +3 Warmed, and +many Nurtured. Now stasised till night's end.)
[OG-Origin] Demogoblin 28/70 HP, 1/3 20A bombs.
[All Hallows Eve-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 50/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose. •••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
The Hateful Scream Dead/20 PercHP, And afterwards...inactive. Ever-Shifting Enmity 20 Mass. Formless. See that great Enemy. Do not speak. Do not Think. Do not See.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[AG] Trump 80/50 HP. has hella dosh. is being payed even hella-er dosh. [5]/4 for Namesake. Covered in Glitter, has quartz.
Tower Shield Wall, 50/50 HP (guarding Limo! gleaming!)
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE Honey Limo, 30/30 HP (+1 Atv. +30S.drtn)
[WAAAAAAAAA] WALUIGI HAS LEFT THIS LOCATION WITH ALL OF ITS... LUIGIS. IT IS TIME. WALUIGI THYME. AND WALUIGI THYME WAITS FOR GNOME ANN!
[AG] 100, 100% HP, item in 4%! leaving in 3! Numerology!A, 2,102 total HP! In stasis due to seasonal event!
[All Hallows Eve] Empty Chimera. Dragging arm- Lacerated. Claws-
Worn. Shadow Tendril- Melty. Leg- Single. ???, ???.
[GM] Godmodder: 272 /300 HP 1/4 dimensionality, has rock snake (corpse?). Maintaining Empty Chimera. currently immune to attack.
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 66% skill. Owns a Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 107 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose & choclats, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. Moderate Wounds.
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.)
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.).
SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
<Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab!
slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!>BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
The Great One: Minor Wounds.
LyricsDusk:. 6 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Major Wounds.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks!
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Action 3:
’Not so fast, my friend!’
I cast “wish’ on Levi to make him hostile to the Godmodder, and try to kill him.