ENTITY ACTIONS: Darkness given Soul, convince one of these Coronal Elementals to join our side.
ACTION 1: I realize I have a Grass Block stuck in my abdomen. This realization soars through the air and bops the Coronamodder on the nose. The sound of the bop echoes through 10 cm of air, stunning the Coronamodder for 1 nanosecond. But it’s enough for me to bop the Coronamodder on the nose, stunning him again for 1 nanosecond. But that time is enough for me to bop Godmodder in the nose again, stunning him again for 1 nanosecond. But that time is enough for me to bop the Coronamodder in the nose again, stunning him again for 1 nanosecond. And so it keeps going, ad infinitum, until I get sick of bopping the Coronamodder’s nose and kick him in the shins.
ACTION 2: Now the realization of me having a Grass Block in my abdomen hits me, after having hit the Coronamodder, and bops me in the nose, stunning me for 1 nanosecond. This 1 nanosecond is enough for the realization to bop my nose again, stunning me for 1 nanosecond. This 1 nanosecond is enough for the realization to bop my nose again, stunning me for 1 nanosecond. And so it goes on, like deja vu ad infinitum, until the realization gets sick of bopping my nose and vanishes the grass block from my abdomen. As the grass block that started the realization is gone, the realization dissipates.
ACTION 3: I tie a lasso and throw it around one of the Coronal Elementals. But this lasso is no ordinary lasso. It's one made out of ice! Before the Coronal Elemental can protest that it's made of fire and should henceforth melt the ice, logic breaks into pieces and the Coronal Elemental freezes.
(It's a good thing he wasn't attaccing, he was attacking, so you avoid this Atacc completely, but the Attack hits you and beheads you, instantly killing you)
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
(So, I'm a pair of rock boots wearing a boot that used to be a slime. Nice.)
1. I, confused that I am a sentient pair of boots contemplates what would happen if my boots were split up. I ask the Godmodder to restore me to my former glory, as I was his prime worshiper, and never betrayed him. I'll roll Religion and Persausion to convince him. (Ignore these if they don't make sense) 2627
Nice, I rolled well. Hope that does something.
2. I, as a boot, try to get onto the feet of hungry_visitor. I cast Dimension Door to teleport onto their feet.
I will save my 3rd action.
(Question, are others aware that I, as a pair of boots, are casting spells? Would they be able to counterspell my spells if they don't know that I am casting spells?)
The God named Godmodder points out that you've been his worshipper for all of 40 minutes, but accedes to your request anyway, allowing you to stop being boots at will. You teleport onto Hungry Visitor, which is to say Hunger For Eggs on Toast, who swiftly grasps you with his toes. You are now trapped on Hunger for eggs on toast's feet! (Others may or may not be unaware of your nature, depending on roleplay. I don't have any rules about meta-knowledge, since it'd be a mess of trying to determine biases; if something is supposed to be unknown to other players, it would have to only happen in PMs, or be hinted at without being stated. Sometimes people do stick to IC knowledge, to lesser or greater extends, and those people would probably not know you're a pair of boots, unless they were looking. In essence... people can still choose to try to stop your actions, but some of them might choose not to.)
Deciding that I want to continue building up my woodworking skill, I notice two boots appearing. Naturally I put the boots on. As I put them on I notice that they are actually sentient. I regret the absence of
FLEX TAPE®
Which could have helped me to fix the issue of them trying to get off my feet. Instead I want to get my toes to grasp the boots so they don't escape.
I eat Eggs on toast.
I carve a multidimensional salt vending machine out of the wood of the multidimensional World tree Yaggdrasil with my sharp claws, working on my woodworking. Time to increase the healing salt pyramid scheme to multidimensional proportions.
You grasp the shoes! You transform yourself into Eggs On Toast again, holding back your ravenous hunger! since this was your second action this round, the Eggs On Toast boost will last for your first two actions next round, but fade by the third. The chimeric claws pulse, bloodred. You practice more woodworking, carving wood from Yaggdrasil, not to be confused with Y'ggdrasil, and create a vending machine for Salt! Though, the edges of the carved wood look oddly corroded... meanwhile, half a dozen universes collapse to the ground without Yaggdrasil holding them up.
Action 1: I cast wish on the Godmodder to get rid of all his immunities and resistances forever.
Action 2: If I can cast wish again, I will cast wish again to give him vulnerability to every type of damage forever.
Action 3: If I still can cast wish, I cast it again to get rid of his immunity towards conditions forever.
Edit: Its reasonable and one of the example actions for the wish spell
You cast wish several times! The Godmodder- meaning the God by that name, since the person with Godmodding powers is currently named the Coronamodder- loses all their immunities! You then make sure that instead of being invulnerable regarding whatever "every damage type forever" is, he is capable of being harmed by it! Finally, you remove the God named "Godmodder"'s immunity from the terms and conditions clauses of various EULAs! This also removes their immunity to the conditions of some of their agreements with the now-Coronamodder, strengthening their alignments to one-another! I really don't see what you've got against the Godmodder, though.
Action 3: I attempt to stop Qwerty_. I am currently a pair of boots being worn by hungry_visitor, so I will sneakily try to force hungry_visitor to move up to Qwerty_ and decapitate him with a vorpal sword, which I will give a natural 20 to for the attack roll with Portent (which doesn't require any actions)
Qwertys wishes all go through before you manage this, but your slash with the Vorpal Sword lowers their healthiness to Minor Wounds- only minor, ostensibly due to them trying to dodge (but in practice because that's about the limit of a one-action attack on an uninjured target- their 'dodge' has no mechanical backing.).
You are still minorly wounded by the attack! This is mostly because attack-avoidance rolls aren't a thing here unless you put actions into giving yourself them, and you'd already spent your actions. Also, a note about wishes- I don't have anything against the spell itself, or any interesting uses of it, but the way people tend to use it isn't interesting- they just say 'I cast wish to X', where X is usually an extremely far-reaching or powerful effect- like instantly killing the God( er, Corona)modder- which would never work for any other way of trying it (and so won't work for this one either). The wish spell is a fine spell, but I don't let it preform Better then other things would(there's no reason it should, since I'm not tracking 8th level spell slots and anything you do tends to take the same number of Actions.), and it's usually not used to do anything within its means.
ENTITY ACTIONS: Darkness given Soul, convince one of these Coronal Elementals to join our side.
ACTION 1: I realize I have a Grass Block stuck in my abdomen. This realization soars through the air and bops the Coronamodder on the nose. The sound of the bop echoes through 10 cm of air, stunning the Coronamodder for 1 nanosecond. But it’s enough for me to bop the Coronamodder on the nose, stunning him again for 1 nanosecond. But that time is enough for me to bop Godmodder in the nose again, stunning him again for 1 nanosecond. But that time is enough for me to bop the Coronamodder in the nose again, stunning him again for 1 nanosecond. And so it keeps going, ad infinitum, until I get sick of bopping the Coronamodder’s nose and kick him in the shins.
ACTION 2: Now the realization of me having a Grass Block in my abdomen hits me, after having hit the Coronamodder, and bops me in the nose, stunning me for 1 nanosecond. This 1 nanosecond is enough for the realization to bop my nose again, stunning me for 1 nanosecond. This 1 nanosecond is enough for the realization to bop my nose again, stunning me for 1 nanosecond. And so it goes on, like deja vu ad infinitum, until the realization gets sick of bopping my nose and vanishes the grass block from my abdomen. As the grass block that started the realization is gone, the realization dissipates.
ACTION 3: I tie a lasso and throw it around one of the Coronal Elementals. But this lasso is no ordinary lasso. It's one made out of ice! Before the Coronal Elemental can protest that it's made of fire and should henceforth melt the ice, logic breaks into pieces and the Coronal Elemental freezes.
The Coronamodder is stunned! and bopped! many times! Then you kick him in the shins! one damage! His shins were kinda hot though- basically on fire, really, since he was/is wearing the suns Corona as a cloak- so your foot gets painfully hot thereafter. ouch. You remove the Grass Block from your abdomen! Then, you kill a Coronal Elemental! the freezing makes that elemental so cold, it freezes another 7 elementals who wander too close! after that the rest of the elementals avoid it, but all in all you kill 8 of them.
I leap through the hole in the wall, and attempt to smash the glass on the limo with my cane.
I then attempt to pull Trump out of the limo by looping my cane around his neck and pulling.
Finally, with my other hand I jab at his eyes with my claws.
You break the Limo, then yank Trump out of it! Unfortunately, the armor he's wearing has a visor, so instead of jabbing his eyes, you just break the visor, doing 20 damage to his armor (which is represented as part of his health bar.)
Action 1: I attack Levi with a maul (im my paladin i guess) Attack: 7 Damage: 11
Action 2+3; those are coming later
You hit a pair of boots with your maul! The pair of boots now has... minor wounds? That doesn't really make sense, but is evidently the case. (those rolls, on the other hand, are unnecessary. If you want to keep doing them, you can, but you don't Need to roll anything, and on average you'll get the same results regardless)
The Mask of Hungry Visitation & Co find themselves without orders. so they gather rocks. 21 from the mask, and 4+1+5+4+2+2+2 from the Crabs. Chicken eats another two-dozen rocks, then gets processing. The Cake Collector Slime, with nobody having helped it, charges straight at the Coronamodder. The Coronamodder glances up, then starts calmly stepping backwards; The Cake Slime's charge misses its mark, and it ends up too crispy to move again. what a waste. the Tantanga idle. The Darkness Given Form attacks the Tatanga, killing both. The Astral Plane Chicken wakes up! As it turns out, real eggs take 21 days to hatch, so the eggs it already laid won't be hatching for a while. It goes off into the distance, bringing its nest and eggs along with it, never(?) to return unless Bardymcbardyface does. The Darkness Given Soul discovers the Coronal Elementals have no souls, so it can't seize their souls. Shame. Trump uses some scraps left over to repair the Honey Limo a bit, before buying himself a endolocomotor gigantus skull and ribcage on the open market with hella dosh. Why? who knows? The Coronal Elementals work together, setting the Mask of Hungry Visitation on fire!.. As is typical for it, it rolls high enough to take no damage from this in the slightest. Not even worth bringing up the resistance notification. In the distance, there's some audible 'Weh'ing, a bunch of shouting, what sounds like 7 extra Waluigis, and a zworp sound. huh. 's Probably not important. The Coronamodder reaches into his pocket. No, not the arbitrarily large one full of junk, the other one- no, not that one, the other other other other one. Yeah, the one on the back of his head full of every type of wrench there has been, will be, is, or should have been. He unzips it, Then nods his head vigorously until wrenches start tumbling out. After the sixth wrench, he zips his other other other other pocket back shut, takes out a marker, and draws little angry eyebrows and eyes on the wrenches with it. This turns them into deadly enemies. Why? because of logic. I mean, why would there be angry eyebrows on them if they weren't enemies? no plausible reason at all!... other then the Coronamodder drawing on them with a marker!
...100 exits stasis!Do a lot of damage to it for prizes! What kind of prizes? it's a mystery, and I totally haven't forgotten my original plans! nope! definitely didn't do that! (The Godmodder and his entities cannot gain prizes from attacking 100. However, AGplayers can do it just as well as OG ones- if they want to. Entities summoned by a player will Generally qualify.)
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium. [A-naturewriter]Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...? [OG-Acerak] Steve 43/25 HP, 0.5 Dig||Magic!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) out of the battlefield! [OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. ) 0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF. [ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 90+#) rocks, on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. awakened (0/9 integrity) , nodding off. Earth Pelican 76+$@ rocks. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. ( 0/8 integrity) Rock Crabs 38 Rocks x2+23 Rocks x1+20 + !( Rocks x4+15 white orbsx1. [OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] Toast Tree, 10/10 HP, Awakened(23/23 integrity), 6 Toast.(+(1d2)d2 -1 Toast/r) Intolerance Defence! 2 Toast III, 3 eggs Stone chicken 64Rocks. fed + toast. processing food I.3 is a stone chicken. Chicken Tender 36 Rocks Bunker (surrounding Pantheon) 38+* Rocks. Launcher (launches rocks. unmanned.) Awakened(0/30 integrity) Cake Collector Slime, 55 cubic meters of burnt, mostly worthless cake. Cake Thornbeast 14 Cakes, 4A, Awakened( 22/22 integrity) , (in semielemental plane.) Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP. will it Blend Vend? Yes, yes it will. [·] is Dead, but not forgotten. [AG-Gandalf] Dragonzamasu 5 HP, 50% dodge, 2A [OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 5/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 2/1d8: Assassinate. Inter-Dimensional Elephant 150/200 HP, 8 IDMT(+1/R),Healthful Hygene, . Salt Elemental 35x2 HP, +4/R, HP is Salt. Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme! [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er. [OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...? [OG-Bardymcbardyface] Astral Plane Chicken 150/150 HP 10A, lays eggs! Perceptive Potential. Gone. Egg(x1d2 to 3+1d2) 20/20 HP (fostered III, Nurtured III. Warmed IV. any new ones lack these buffs but all have +2 fostered, +3 Warmed, and +many Nurtured. Gone. [OG-Origin] Demogoblin 28/70 HP, 1/3 20A bombs. [All Hallows Eve-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 50/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose. •••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [AG]Trump 60/50 HP. has hella dosh. is being payed even hella-er dosh. [5]/4 for Namesake. Covered in Glitter, has quartz. Tower Shield Wall, 50/50 HP (guarding Limo but not! gleaming!) HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE Honey Limo, 5/30 HP (+1 Atv. +30S.drtn). [AG] Coronal Elementals 3x32 HP, Sizzle x 32 !A Angry Wrenches 6x6 HP, Tuneupx6!A, -5 from incoming damage! [WAAAAAAAAA]WALUIGI HAS LEFT THIS LOCATION WITH ALL OF ITS... LUIGIS. IT IS TIME. WALUIGI THYME. AND WALUIGI THYME WAITS FOR GNOME ANN! [AG]100, 100% HP, item in 4%! leaving in 3! Numerology!A, 2,226 total HP!
[GM] Coronamodder: 269 /300 HP 1/4 dimensionality, has rock snake (corpse?). Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 70% skill. Owns a Unique'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 112 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose & choclats, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. Moderate Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . Chimeric Claws. OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.) Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.). SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). <Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!> BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby! The- Purity embodied. (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) The Great One: Minor Wounds. LyricsDusk:. 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! LeviRocks: a boot. minor wounds! Qwerty : Minor wounds!
Action 1: (I am remaining as boots for now, at will means, no action required, right?) I attempt to control hungry_visitor's mind, causing him to waste all of his actions this round.
Action 2: I cast Banishment on Qwerty_
I save action 3
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
I set up an automatic salt mining operation and connect it via transport belts to the Multidimensional Vending machine, connecting a further transport belt into my inventory, retrieving hella dosh from all of the multidimensional transaction.
I go and buy all of the locals into my pyramid scheme, with me as Pharaoh.
Ah yes and everyone attack to give me more prizes!
This post has potentially manipulated dice roll results.
Action 1: I cast true polymorph onto myself to turn into a Tarrasque. I now have 676 temporary HP.
Action 2: I use the Tarrasque's Multiattack. First, LeviRocks and the Coronamodder must make a WIS save (I know the DC). On a failure, they are frightened for a minute (6 times that Joebobobob posts). Next, I use all my other attacks on the Coronamodder. Bite: Attack: 36 Damage: 45. The Coronamodder is grappled and can try to escape on its turn. Claw: Attack: 32 Damage: 28 Claw: Attack: 29 Damage: 23 Horns: Attack: 25 Damage: 46 Tail: Attack: 30 Damage: 23
Action 3: I use Multiattack again. First, LeviRocks and the Coronamodder must make a WIS save (I know the DC). On a failure, they are frightened for a minute (6 times that Joebobobob posts). Next, I use all my other attacks on the Coronamodder. Bite: Attack: 29 Damage: 28. The Coronamodder is grappled and can try to escape on its turn. Claw: Attack: 37 Damage: 29 Claw: Attack: 29 Damage: 25 Horns: Attack: 24 Damage: 49 Tail: Attack: 25 Damage: 17 (if levi and coronamodder fail both they are only frightened for a minute)
Edit: My second claw on the first multiattack was a critical fail, ignore damage for that one
Edit 2: Coronamodder should be down 283 HP from this, that should kill it
I counterspell WoobyDoobyDoo's counterspell, as a reaction.
You discover that you do not, in fact, have 'reaction' capabilities; rather, you can react to something using an action, but you have already expended all 3 of your roundly actions, leaving you unable to prevent Woobydoobydoo's counterspell.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
ENTITY ACTIONS: Darkness given Soul, please possess Trump to join us.
ACTION 1: I say hello to my old free-loot enemy 100, and throw a calculator at it. 100’s innate Numerology!A forces it to be sucked into the calculator, where it’s printed on the calculator’s screen. I type ‘+11 * 5 - 45 / 17’ into the calculator and hit the ‘equal’ button, and the 100 becomes an 30, subtracting 70% of its HP off the newly christened 30.
ACTION 2 (CHARGE): After having used the arcane forces of math to damage the 30, I decide it’s time to continue charging the Bodhisattva Bullet. I take out the Bodhisattva Bullet from its container yet again. With my block-attracting powers I pull an diamond from the earth, and it is assimilated into the Bullet.
Suddenly, the Bodhisattva Bullet begins to morph, it glowing so bright I can scarcely look at it. Through a glare of bright blue light I see transparent diamond shaping itself into arms, a face, a cross-legged pose - until finally the glare faces and I see the Bodhisattva Bullet’s new form - a transparent, blue Buddha statue.
Bodhisattva Bullet: 10/20
ACTION 3: I shove the newly transformed Bodhisattva Bullet into its case in preparation for my next attack. Then I pull out a horseshoe-shaped red and blue metal thing, and point it at the Angry Wrenches. The Angry Wrenches are pulled inexorably towards the horseshoe thing, due to the mystical force of magnetism. Then with all of the Angry Wrenches stuck to the magnet, I throw it at one of the Coronal Elementals, prompting them to instinctively catch it and burn the magnet with its Angry Wrenches.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
To post a comment, please login or register a new account.
ENTITY ACTIONS: Darkness given Soul, convince one of these Coronal Elementals to join our side.
ACTION 1: I realize I have a Grass Block stuck in my abdomen. This realization soars through the air and bops the Coronamodder on the nose. The sound of the bop echoes through 10 cm of air, stunning the Coronamodder for 1 nanosecond. But it’s enough for me to bop the Coronamodder on the nose, stunning him again for 1 nanosecond. But that time is enough for me to bop Godmodder in the nose again, stunning him again for 1 nanosecond. But that time is enough for me to bop the Coronamodder in the nose again, stunning him again for 1 nanosecond. And so it keeps going, ad infinitum, until I get sick of bopping the Coronamodder’s nose and kick him in the shins.
ACTION 2: Now the realization of me having a Grass Block in my abdomen hits me, after having hit the Coronamodder, and bops me in the nose, stunning me for 1 nanosecond. This 1 nanosecond is enough for the realization to bop my nose again, stunning me for 1 nanosecond. This 1 nanosecond is enough for the realization to bop my nose again, stunning me for 1 nanosecond. And so it goes on, like deja vu ad infinitum, until the realization gets sick of bopping my nose and vanishes the grass block from my abdomen. As the grass block that started the realization is gone, the realization dissipates.
ACTION 3: I tie a lasso and throw it around one of the Coronal Elementals. But this lasso is no ordinary lasso. It's one made out of ice! Before the Coronal Elemental can protest that it's made of fire and should henceforth melt the ice, logic breaks into pieces and the Coronal Elemental freezes.
I leap through the hole in the wall, and attempt to smash the glass on the limo with my cane.
I then attempt to pull Trump out of the limo by looping my cane around his neck and pulling.
Finally, with my other hand I jab at his eyes with my claws.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
(It's a good thing he wasn't attaccing, he was attacking, so you avoid this Atacc completely, but the Attack hits you and beheads you, instantly killing you)
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
Spells, Monsters, Subclasses, Races, Arcknight Class, Occultist Class, World, Enigmatic Esoterica forms
Action 1: I attack Levi with a maul (im my paladin i guess) Attack: 18 Damage: 7
Action 2+3; those are coming later
Characters:
Borin, mountain dwarf cleric (knowledge) (inactive)
Varis Ilphelkiir, high elf bard (swords) (inactive)
Reckoner, warforged fighter (eldritch knight) (inactive)
Archduke Gerald, half-orc warlock (pact of the fire elemental) (inactive)
Kurak of Yini Chai, changeling sorcerer (blue draconic bloodline) (active)
i probably failed that attacc
Characters:
Borin, mountain dwarf cleric (knowledge) (inactive)
Varis Ilphelkiir, high elf bard (swords) (inactive)
Reckoner, warforged fighter (eldritch knight) (inactive)
Archduke Gerald, half-orc warlock (pact of the fire elemental) (inactive)
Kurak of Yini Chai, changeling sorcerer (blue draconic bloodline) (active)
Unable to parse dice roll.
Characters:
Borin, mountain dwarf cleric (knowledge) (inactive)
Varis Ilphelkiir, high elf bard (swords) (inactive)
Reckoner, warforged fighter (eldritch knight) (inactive)
Archduke Gerald, half-orc warlock (pact of the fire elemental) (inactive)
Kurak of Yini Chai, changeling sorcerer (blue draconic bloodline) (active)
The God named Godmodder points out that you've been his worshipper for all of 40 minutes, but accedes to your request anyway, allowing you to stop being boots at will.
You teleport onto Hungry Visitor, which is to say Hunger For Eggs on Toast, who swiftly grasps you with his toes. You are now trapped on Hunger for eggs on toast's feet!
(Others may or may not be unaware of your nature, depending on roleplay. I don't have any rules about meta-knowledge, since it'd be a mess of trying to determine biases; if something is supposed to be unknown to other players, it would have to only happen in PMs, or be hinted at without being stated. Sometimes people do stick to IC knowledge, to lesser or greater extends, and those people would probably not know you're a pair of boots, unless they were looking. In essence... people can still choose to try to stop your actions, but some of them might choose not to.)
You grasp the shoes!
You transform yourself into Eggs On Toast again, holding back your ravenous hunger! since this was your second action this round, the Eggs On Toast boost will last for your first two actions next round, but fade by the third. The chimeric claws pulse, bloodred.
You practice more woodworking, carving wood from Yaggdrasil, not to be confused with Y'ggdrasil, and create a vending machine for Salt! Though, the edges of the carved wood look oddly corroded... meanwhile, half a dozen universes collapse to the ground without Yaggdrasil holding them up.
You cast wish several times! The Godmodder- meaning the God by that name, since the person with Godmodding powers is currently named the Coronamodder- loses all their immunities! You then make sure that instead of being invulnerable regarding whatever "every damage type forever" is, he is capable of being harmed by it! Finally, you remove the God named "Godmodder"'s immunity from the terms and conditions clauses of various EULAs! This also removes their immunity to the conditions of some of their agreements with the now-Coronamodder, strengthening their alignments to one-another! I really don't see what you've got against the Godmodder, though.
Qwertys wishes all go through before you manage this, but your slash with the Vorpal Sword lowers their healthiness to Minor Wounds- only minor, ostensibly due to them trying to dodge (but in practice because that's about the limit of a one-action attack on an uninjured target- their 'dodge' has no mechanical backing.).
You are still minorly wounded by the attack! This is mostly because attack-avoidance rolls aren't a thing here unless you put actions into giving yourself them, and you'd already spent your actions. Also, a note about wishes- I don't have anything against the spell itself, or any interesting uses of it, but the way people tend to use it isn't interesting- they just say 'I cast wish to X', where X is usually an extremely far-reaching or powerful effect- like instantly killing the God( er, Corona)modder- which would never work for any other way of trying it (and so won't work for this one either). The wish spell is a fine spell, but I don't let it preform Better then other things would(there's no reason it should, since I'm not tracking 8th level spell slots and anything you do tends to take the same number of Actions.), and it's usually not used to do anything within its means.
The Coronamodder is stunned! and bopped! many times! Then you kick him in the shins! one damage! His shins were kinda hot though- basically on fire, really, since he was/is wearing the suns Corona as a cloak- so your foot gets painfully hot thereafter. ouch.
You remove the Grass Block from your abdomen!
Then, you kill a Coronal Elemental! the freezing makes that elemental so cold, it freezes another 7 elementals who wander too close! after that the rest of the elementals avoid it, but all in all you kill 8 of them.
You break the Limo, then yank Trump out of it! Unfortunately, the armor he's wearing has a visor, so instead of jabbing his eyes, you just break the visor, doing 20 damage to his armor (which is represented as part of his health bar.)
You hit a pair of boots with your maul! The pair of boots now has... minor wounds? That doesn't really make sense, but is evidently the case. (those rolls, on the other hand, are unnecessary. If you want to keep doing them, you can, but you don't Need to roll anything, and on average you'll get the same results regardless)
The Mask of Hungry Visitation & Co find themselves without orders. so they gather rocks. 21 from the mask, and 4+1+5+4+2+2+2 from the Crabs. Chicken eats another two-dozen rocks, then gets processing.









0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF.
is Dead, but not forgotten.
.

- Purity embodied.
The Cake Collector Slime, with nobody having helped it, charges straight at the Coronamodder. The Coronamodder glances up, then starts calmly stepping backwards; The Cake Slime's charge misses its mark, and it ends up too crispy to move again. what a waste.
the Tantanga idle.
The Darkness Given Form attacks the Tatanga, killing both.
The Astral Plane Chicken wakes up! As it turns out, real eggs take 21 days to hatch, so the eggs it already laid won't be hatching for a while. It goes off into the distance, bringing its nest and eggs along with it, never(?) to return unless Bardymcbardyface does.
The Darkness Given Soul discovers the Coronal Elementals have no souls, so it can't seize their souls. Shame.
Trump uses some scraps left over to repair the Honey Limo a bit, before buying himself a endolocomotor gigantus skull and ribcage on the open market with hella dosh. Why? who knows?
The Coronal Elementals work together, setting the Mask of Hungry Visitation on fire!.. As is typical for it, it rolls high enough to take no damage from this in the slightest. Not even worth bringing up the resistance notification.
In the distance, there's some audible 'Weh'ing, a bunch of shouting, what sounds like 7 extra Waluigis, and a zworp sound. huh. 's Probably not important.
The Coronamodder reaches into his pocket. No, not the arbitrarily large one full of junk, the other one- no, not that one, the other other other other one. Yeah, the one on the back of his head full of every type of wrench there has been, will be, is, or should have been. He unzips it, Then nods his head vigorously until wrenches start tumbling out. After the sixth wrench, he zips his other other other other pocket back shut, takes out a marker, and draws little angry eyebrows and eyes on the wrenches with it. This turns them into deadly enemies. Why? because of logic. I mean, why would there be angry eyebrows on them if they weren't enemies? no plausible reason at all!... other then the Coronamodder drawing on them with a marker!
...100 exits stasis! Do a lot of damage to it for prizes!
What kind of prizes? it's a mystery, and I totally haven't forgotten my original plans! nope! definitely didn't do that!
(The Godmodder and his entities cannot gain prizes from attacking 100. However, AG players can do it just as well as OG ones- if they want to. Entities summoned by a player will Generally qualify.)
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium.
[A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...?
[OG-Acerak] Steve 43/25 HP, 0.5 Dig||Magic!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) out of the battlefield!
[OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. )
[ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 90+#) rocks, on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. awakened (0/9 integrity) , nodding off.
Earth Pelican 76+$@ rocks. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. ( 0/8 integrity)
Rock Crabs 38 Rocks x2+23 Rocks x1+20 + !( Rocks x4+15 white orbsx1.
[OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] Toast Tree, 10/10 HP, Awakened(23/23 integrity), 6 Toast.(+(1d2)d2 -1 Toast/r) Intolerance Defence!
2 Toast III, 3 eggs
Stone chicken 64Rocks. fed + toast. processing food I.3 is a stone chicken.
Chicken Tender 36 Rocks
Bunker (surrounding Pantheon) 38+* Rocks. Launcher (launches rocks. unmanned.) Awakened(0/30 integrity)
Cake Collector Slime, 55 cubic meters of burnt, mostly worthless cake.
Cake Thornbeast 14 Cakes, 4A, Awakened( 22/22 integrity) , (in semielemental plane.)
Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP. will it
BlendVend? Yes, yes it will.[·]
[AG-Gandalf] Dragonzamasu 5 HP, 50% dodge, 2A
[OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 5/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 2/1d8: Assassinate.
Inter-Dimensional Elephant 150/200 HP, 8 IDMT(+1/R),Healthful Hygene,
Salt Elemental 35x2 HP, +4/R, HP is Salt.
Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme!
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...?
[OG-Bardymcbardyface] Astral Plane Chicken 150/150 HP 10A, lays eggs! Perceptive Potential. Gone.
Egg(x1d2 to 3+1d2) 20/20 HP (fostered III, Nurtured III. Warmed IV. any new ones lack these buffs but all have +2 fostered, +3 Warmed, and +many Nurtured. Gone.
[OG-Origin] Demogoblin 28/70 HP, 1/3 20A bombs.
[All Hallows Eve-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 50/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose. •••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[AG] Trump 60/50 HP. has hella dosh. is being payed even hella-er dosh. [5]/4 for Namesake. Covered in Glitter, has quartz.
Tower Shield Wall, 50/50 HP (guarding Limo but not! gleaming!)
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE Honey Limo, 5/30 HP (+1 Atv. +30S.drtn).
[AG] Coronal Elementals 3x32 HP, Sizzle x 32 !A
Angry Wrenches 6x6 HP, Tuneupx6!A, -5 from incoming damage!
[WAAAAAAAAA] WALUIGI HAS LEFT THIS LOCATION WITH ALL OF ITS... LUIGIS. IT IS TIME. WALUIGI THYME. AND WALUIGI THYME WAITS FOR GNOME ANN!
[AG] 100, 100% HP, item in 4%! leaving in 3! Numerology!A, 2,226 total HP!
[GM] Coronamodder: 269 /300 HP 1/4 dimensionality, has rock snake (corpse?).
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 70% skill. Owns a Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 112 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose & choclats, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. Moderate Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . Chimeric Claws.
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.)
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.).
SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
<Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab!
slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!>BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
The Great One: Minor Wounds.
LyricsDusk:. 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks!
LeviRocks: a boot. minor wounds!
Qwerty : Minor wounds!
Action 1: (I am remaining as boots for now, at will means, no action required, right?) I attempt to control hungry_visitor's mind, causing him to waste all of his actions this round.
Action 2: I cast Banishment on Qwerty_
I save action 3
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
Spells, Monsters, Subclasses, Races, Arcknight Class, Occultist Class, World, Enigmatic Esoterica forms
I awaken the Multidimensional Vending machine.
I set up an automatic salt mining operation and connect it via transport belts to the Multidimensional Vending machine, connecting a further transport belt into my inventory, retrieving hella dosh from all of the multidimensional transaction.
I go and buy all of the locals into my pyramid scheme, with me as Pharaoh.
Ah yes and everyone attack to give me more prizes!
Action 1: I cast true polymorph onto myself to turn into a Tarrasque. I now have 676 temporary HP.
Action 2: I use the Tarrasque's Multiattack. First, LeviRocks and the Coronamodder must make a WIS save (I know the DC). On a failure, they are frightened for a minute (6 times that Joebobobob posts). Next, I use all my other attacks on the Coronamodder. Bite: Attack: 36 Damage: 45. The Coronamodder is grappled and can try to escape on its turn. Claw: Attack: 32 Damage: 28 Claw: Attack: 29 Damage: 23 Horns: Attack: 25 Damage: 46 Tail: Attack: 30 Damage: 23
Action 3: I use Multiattack again. First, LeviRocks and the Coronamodder must make a WIS save (I know the DC). On a failure, they are frightened for a minute (6 times that Joebobobob posts). Next, I use all my other attacks on the Coronamodder. Bite: Attack: 29 Damage: 28. The Coronamodder is grappled and can try to escape on its turn. Claw: Attack: 37 Damage: 29 Claw: Attack: 29 Damage: 25 Horns: Attack: 24 Damage: 49 Tail: Attack: 25 Damage: 17 (if levi and coronamodder fail both they are only frightened for a minute)
Edit: My second claw on the first multiattack was a critical fail, ignore damage for that one
Edit 2: Coronamodder should be down 283 HP from this, that should kill it
Characters:
Borin, mountain dwarf cleric (knowledge) (inactive)
Varis Ilphelkiir, high elf bard (swords) (inactive)
Reckoner, warforged fighter (eldritch knight) (inactive)
Archduke Gerald, half-orc warlock (pact of the fire elemental) (inactive)
Kurak of Yini Chai, changeling sorcerer (blue draconic bloodline) (active)
Action 3: I intercept EEDNB's True Polymorph with an 11th level Counterspell.
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
Spells, Monsters, Subclasses, Races, Arcknight Class, Occultist Class, World, Enigmatic Esoterica forms
i already did it
Characters:
Borin, mountain dwarf cleric (knowledge) (inactive)
Varis Ilphelkiir, high elf bard (swords) (inactive)
Reckoner, warforged fighter (eldritch knight) (inactive)
Archduke Gerald, half-orc warlock (pact of the fire elemental) (inactive)
Kurak of Yini Chai, changeling sorcerer (blue draconic bloodline) (active)
You can intercept actions with actions
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
Spells, Monsters, Subclasses, Races, Arcknight Class, Occultist Class, World, Enigmatic Esoterica forms
Reaction: I cast counterspell on levi's counterspell therefore it doenst do anything. I attack with the tarrasque as normal.
Characters:
Borin, mountain dwarf cleric (knowledge) (inactive)
Varis Ilphelkiir, high elf bard (swords) (inactive)
Reckoner, warforged fighter (eldritch knight) (inactive)
Archduke Gerald, half-orc warlock (pact of the fire elemental) (inactive)
Kurak of Yini Chai, changeling sorcerer (blue draconic bloodline) (active)
I unsheathe my cane, as it happens to be one of those cane-sword things, and stab Trump in the face.
Then, once again, I stab Trump in the face.
Then, finally, I stab Trump in the face.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
You already used all your actions. You can't counterspell in this game if you don't have actions
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
Spells, Monsters, Subclasses, Races, Arcknight Class, Occultist Class, World, Enigmatic Esoterica forms
Its a reaction. Joebobob must make the verdict.
Characters:
Borin, mountain dwarf cleric (knowledge) (inactive)
Varis Ilphelkiir, high elf bard (swords) (inactive)
Reckoner, warforged fighter (eldritch knight) (inactive)
Archduke Gerald, half-orc warlock (pact of the fire elemental) (inactive)
Kurak of Yini Chai, changeling sorcerer (blue draconic bloodline) (active)
He did.
Quote from Joebobob
You discover that you do not, in fact, have 'reaction' capabilities; rather, you can react to something using an action, but you have already expended all 3 of your roundly actions, leaving you unable to prevent Woobydoobydoo's counterspell.
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
Spells, Monsters, Subclasses, Races, Arcknight Class, Occultist Class, World, Enigmatic Esoterica forms
Ok my last 2 actions didn't happen then
Action 2: I summon every single being from the monster manual.
Action 3: They all attack the coronamodder.
Characters:
Borin, mountain dwarf cleric (knowledge) (inactive)
Varis Ilphelkiir, high elf bard (swords) (inactive)
Reckoner, warforged fighter (eldritch knight) (inactive)
Archduke Gerald, half-orc warlock (pact of the fire elemental) (inactive)
Kurak of Yini Chai, changeling sorcerer (blue draconic bloodline) (active)
ENTITY ACTIONS: Darkness given Soul, please possess Trump to join us.
ACTION 1: I say hello to my old free-loot enemy 100, and throw a calculator at it. 100’s innate Numerology!A forces it to be sucked into the calculator, where it’s printed on the calculator’s screen. I type ‘+11 * 5 - 45 / 17’ into the calculator and hit the ‘equal’ button, and the 100 becomes an 30, subtracting 70% of its HP off the newly christened 30.
ACTION 2 (CHARGE): After having used the arcane forces of math to damage the 30, I decide it’s time to continue charging the Bodhisattva Bullet. I take out the Bodhisattva Bullet from its container yet again. With my block-attracting powers I pull an diamond from the earth, and it is assimilated into the Bullet.
Suddenly, the Bodhisattva Bullet begins to morph, it glowing so bright I can scarcely look at it. Through a glare of bright blue light I see transparent diamond shaping itself into arms, a face, a cross-legged pose - until finally the glare faces and I see the Bodhisattva Bullet’s new form - a transparent, blue Buddha statue.
Bodhisattva Bullet: 10/20
ACTION 3: I shove the newly transformed Bodhisattva Bullet into its case in preparation for my next attack. Then I pull out a horseshoe-shaped red and blue metal thing, and point it at the Angry Wrenches. The Angry Wrenches are pulled inexorably towards the horseshoe thing, due to the mystical force of magnetism. Then with all of the Angry Wrenches stuck to the magnet, I throw it at one of the Coronal Elementals, prompting them to instinctively catch it and burn the magnet with its Angry Wrenches.