Action 2: I watch as Memer_Asriel creates a clone in order to join the monopoly game. I applaud the behavior of joining the Monopoly game, but I won't allow the clone. Instead, I cause the clone to become a gender-neutral clone named myself, as Memer_Asriel named it. I allow anyone once a round to use an action to control myself for their action. Myself if a separate character with no personality, and doesn't care if it dies or is banished and does nothing to protect itself.
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Action 1: I wonder if the godmodder wants to play some Paradox billiards vostroyan roulette fourth dimensional hypercube chess strip poker
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Action 3: I turn the monopoly board into a paradox chess board
Action 3: I look around at my fellow players, and see one particular one trying to manipulate my monopoly board. "NO!" I shout, "This Monopoly board is sacred to the followers of the Godmodder!"
I then transfer my abjuring ward granted to me by the Godmodder onto the Monopoly board, in order to protect it from physical and magical harm. No one can hurt the Monopoly board or change it.
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I look to my hands, which hold all. I see nothing. Everything was taken from me, after I knew nothing wasn't possible.
And then I put down a card. Get out of jail free. Face down. I want to use that later, before I know what is possible.
But I haven't acted yet. My role is the banker. I just got out of jail, and I'm rich. Now, I'm just vising.
Suddenly, there is no more I. We are together again. Looking about, we are playing, rolling dice. Do they even see me, when there was an I?
A dog appears in the vising square. Our first creation. It will consume the first one that passes it. It will not die, it will simply become dog, and re-die to move further.
The Darkside is still for a long, long moment as they find themselves banished to the Monopoly board against their will. Then, slowly, the Darkside turns to LeviRocks.
It was going to go an learn more. Know more. Understand more. And now it is being sabotaged? It needs no new chains of memories forged.
The Darkside knows better than anything else the meaning of revenge. Once it has its revenge, THEN it shall go on its quest for knowledge. And it begins...
By taking a rock and smashing the boat figure! Not only does this establish Darkside's piece as 'a rock', but it also destroys LeviRock's ability to play the game at all!
From there, it turns and throws another rock at Luigi! Only this one is cloaked in flames of darkness. Darkness that, due to KH metaphysics and aesthetics, has a purplish tinge to it, inadvertently making this an attempt at pleasing the GREAT AND WAAANDERFUL WALUIGI through shared annoyance!
And finally, The Darkside looks to the other players. And by other players I mean qwerty. It attempts to throw another rock, only to find that its instincts suggest doing something different. So instead it decides to return the 'favor' for that cringey RickRoll and plays this, only base boosted X 13: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=120HFjKPuJ4
The Furbies, recovering from the cringe, are confused at being forced to witness a monopoly game. The Healer furby heals itself, understanding the importance of healthcare. Instead of attacking, the Heart furby doubles down on heart generation. And the Dark Furby...
Well, the three beings of unusual darkness all now have pom poms. These are not actual, action backed pom poms, but they are there to encourage them to cheer on the Darkside, apparently.
I sit here and telepathically project a query if anyone will join my currently solitary game of Paradox billiards vostroyan roulette fourth dimensional hypercube chess strip poker. And I wait. Patiently
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We see identity. It divides them. Gives them form. We desire neither form nor identity. Yet we must, else we become them. We are The Inevitable. Our dog watches one asking it to consume it; it does not. It is too small to eat a whole form. It waits to be passed by another piece. We are pleased, however, and grant this creature another to consume it.
We act. The Inevitable creates a Grey Render. There is only one purpose, spawning from a fleshy bubble growing from the soft earth beneath the one to be consumed. This one will hear the whispers of The Inevitable. We are pleased that you will join us. Once it has consumed the chosen one, perhaps it will seek to know more.
DOOMSDAY DEVICE, DESTROYER OF WORLDS uses his power of TIME MANIPULATION to bring back the vanquished IRON PIECE and destroy the WRETCHED CAT, DESTROYER OF THE IRON to join the game of MONOPOLY with the IRON PIECE.
My boat figure moves forward a 5 + pickaxe spaces. (This doesn't require an action, right?)
Action 1: As part of my consciousness is split playing Monopoly, most of my mind is still active on the battlefield. I move towards Alastair_Dragovich, and banish them to the Monopoly board. They must participate in the game.
Entity Actions:
NUNDEAD Tartarus Residents, now wearing nun robes, exit the portal, coming to the world from the deep pit of the spirit of monsters. They start venerating the BRRRRRRRanded One, and pouring out all their faith towards the True and Eternal BRRRRRRRanded One and Saint Waluigi. They are feeding divine power to the NUNDEAD Godtemplest, and will use their turn to do so.
NUNDEAD Wyvern Knights, again wearing nun robes, harness their arcane power, and feed it into the NUNDEAD Godtemplest, which they use their turn to do so. This momentarily will increase the power of the Godtemplest.
The NUNDEAD Godtemplest, now a female undead-corporeal spirit worshiping the BRRRRRRRanded One activates the portal at the center of its body. Using the divine and arcane energy it received from the NUNDEAD Tartarus Residents and NUNDEAD Wyvern Knights to feed the portal, it activates the planar energy to bring something truly strange and alien to the world. The portal flashes green, summoning forth a short-humanoid figure, wearing green clothes, almost looking like an Italian Leprechaun. As this figure is sucked into the portal near the one he emerged from, he then is flung through the portal on the ground through Tartarus. You see lying on the ground, a cartoonish figure, wearing a green shirt with overalls, and a green hat with an L on it. The figure pushes himself up to his feet, and you see, it's the Great and Good Luigi!
"I'm-a-Luigi!" He shouts gleefully, "I-ah heard that some were playing Monopoly! I will join the game! Here we go!"
...Actually, as stated last round: "being in this sidequest precludes posts in the main update" That is, aside from entity orders, you cannot act in the main update while playing Monopoly. moving forwards 5+pickaxe spaces isn't an action In Itself, but if you're doing stuff in monopoly, you're only doing stuff in monopoly. Also, your banishment on Alastair wouldn't normally work - one action isn't enough for that kind of thing- but since Alastair/the darkside let you do it intentionally, it happens. Anyway, you move forwards five spaces to land on a railroad! Do you buy it? Additionally, what do you do with the pickaxe? ...YOU... WANT TO CREATE A LUIGI? AND YOU BELIEVE HE IS "Great and Good"? HAVE YOU HEARD THE THINGS LUIGI SAYS? LISTEN TO THIS THING. "I-ah heard that some were playing Monopoly". THAT'S HIM. THAT'S HOW GREEN HE SOUNDS. AND THERE IS NO PLACE FOR THIS LUIGI IN MY WAAANDERFUL GAME. You can't just null that action, Waluigi. You're not even on the field.STILL. I HAVE WALUIGI WAYS. AND LUIGI WOULDN'T EVEN BE GOOD AT IT. SO THERE.
...Your Luigi entity-order is nulled later in the round by the Darkside killing him with a rock! SEE. WALUIGI TOLD YOU SO! THERE IS NO PLACE FOR LUIGI IN WALUIGIS MONOPOLY! WAAAA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(...)HA!
Action 2: As the blue energy surrounds and enters me, a change in me happens. Somewhere inside me, a shift has happened. My body uncloned body floats into the air, and suddenly disappears
Action 3: Getting dressed in proper clothes (a red Luigi suit), I join the Monopoly game, with the figure of a keyboard
You clone yourself, then join Monopoly! Your first movement roll is 3+6+⛵, or 9+⛵. WAAAALLL, WAAAALLL, WAAAAL. ANOTHER LUIGI WHO WANTS TO JOIN THE GAME AGAINST MOISELF! WALUIGI HADN'T REALISED LUIGIS HAD BECOME SO ATTUNED TO GREATNESS! WAAAANDERFUL! SINCE YOU JOINED AFTER THE GAMES START, THOUGH, WALUIGI WILL NOT BE WAITING FOR YOU TO MAKE YOUR MOVE BEFORE WALUIGI MAKES WALUIGIS OWN FIRST MOVE. JUST SO LUIGI KNOWS.
Action 2: I watch as Memer_Asriel creates a clone in order to join the monopoly game. I applaud the behavior of joining the Monopoly game, but I won't allow the clone. Instead, I cause the clone to become a gender-neutral clone named myself, as Memer_Asriel named it. I allow anyone once a round to use an action to control myself for their action. Myself if a separate character with no personality, and doesn't care if it dies or is banished and does nothing to protect itself.
You attempt to do this. However, as Memer_Asriel appears to have destroyed the original body, the clone body is now their body, and so you fail to completely supplant it.
Action 2: I wish to obtain power equal to the BRRRRRRRanded One's power x infinity.
Action 3: I turn the monopoly board into a paradox chess board
You successfully gain power equal to the BRRRRRRRanded One's cherished ship of a bumbling fool named "power" with another other bumbling fool named "infinity"! They're a perfect match for one another, wouldn't you say? ...this is not much power at all, since the person named 'power' is actually quite weak, and likewise for this person named 'infinity'. You attempt to transform the Monopoly board! However...
Action 3: I turn the monopoly board into a paradox chess board
Action 3: I look around at my fellow players, and see one particular one trying to manipulate my monopoly board. "NO!" I shout, "This Monopoly board is sacred to the followers of the BRRRRRRRanded One!"
I then transfer my abjuring ward granted to me by the BRRRRRRRanded One onto the Monopoly board, in order to protect it from physical and magical harm. No one can hurt the Monopoly board or change it.
You successfully defend the Monopoly board from being transformed! or, well... the board probably wouldn't have been transformed anyway, since they didn't actually... join the game of monopoly... And Waluigi is protecting the game from improper interference. YES INDEED! WALUIGI IS SIMPLY THE MOST WAAAAAAAGNANIMOUSLY WAAAANDERFUL DEFENDER OF WAAAAANOPOLY THERE EVER WAAAAS!
I cast True Polymorph and transform myself into a monopoly piece and two d6s and start playing monopoly and getting all the orange and greens
You join Monopoly as a monoply piece and two D6s! AH, AN INTERESTING TACTIC! OF COURSE, HAVING TWO EXTRA D6 CAN BE A QUITE HELPFUL BOOST, BUT HOW WILL YOU USE CARDS WITHOUT HANDS? ANYWAAAA, YOUR RO-AHEM, Your roll is 3+4+1+3+🛋 - that last symbol is a couch- and I assume you won't buy saint charles' place, since it's not orange or green?
This is unnecessary for the doomsday thing, but if you just wanted it for unrelated reasons, congratulations, you now have a wall of force around yourself.
I look to my hands, which hold all. I see nothing. Everything was taken from me, after I knew nothing wasn't possible.
And then I put down a card. Get out of jail free. Face down. I want to use that later, before I know what is possible.
But I haven't acted yet. My role is the banker. I just got out of jail, and I'm rich. Now, I'm just vising.
Suddenly, there is no more I. We are together again. Looking about, we are playing, rolling dice. Do they even see me, when there was an I?
A dog appears in the vising square. Our first creation. It will consume the first one that passes it. It will not die, it will simply become dog, and re-die to move further.
We watch, to see what happens.
You play Get out of jail free fade down! You trap the Just Visiting place by putting a Dog there. a non-lethal dog. Then wait. ANOTHER LUIGI? HM, THIS LUIGI IS TALKING LIKE HE/THEY IS MANY LUIGIS. WELL, IT TAKES ALL SORTS! LUIGI, YOU WILL ONLY GET ONE ACTION EVEN IF YOU ARE MANY! Your roll is 3+1+🐕! the 🐕 is immediately expended in order to justify the Dog you placed. Also, you are located in Just Visiting.
The Darkside is still for a long, long moment as they find themselves banished to the Monopoly board against their will. Then, slowly, the Darkside turns to LeviRocks.
It was going to go an learn more. Know more. Understand more. And now it is being sabotaged? It needs no new chains of memories forged.
The Darkside knows better than anything else the meaning of revenge. Once it has its revenge, THEN it shall go on its quest for knowledge. And it begins...
By taking a rock and smashing the boat figure! Not only does this establish Darkside's piece as 'a rock', but it also destroys LeviRock's ability to play the game at all!
From there, it turns and throws another rock at Luigi! Only this one is cloaked in flames of darkness. Darkness that, due to KH metaphysics and aesthetics, has a purplish tinge to it, inadvertently making this an attempt at pleasing the GREAT AND WAAANDERFUL WALUIGI through shared annoyance!
And finally, The Darkside looks to the other players. And by other players I mean qwerty. It attempts to throw another rock, only to find that its instincts suggest doing something different. So instead it decides to return the 'favor' for that cringey RickRoll and plays this, only base boosted X 13: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=120HFjKPuJ4
The Furbies, recovering from the cringe, are confused at being forced to witness a monopoly game. The Healer furby heals itself, understanding the importance of healthcare. Instead of attacking, the Heart furby doubles down on heart generation. And the Dark Furby...
Well, the three beings of unusual darkness all now have pom poms. These are not actual, action backed pom poms, but they are there to encourage them to cheer on the Darkside, apparently.
Don't counter the banishment to the game spell for in character reasons.
Chain of Memories: 4 - Refusal of Offer, Empathy with Bill, "He who knows nothing understands nothing", Hopeless Confusion
Entity Orders:
Heart Furby - Use your 'attack' Action to double down on Heart Gathering
Healer Furby - Heal yourself so you can continue to heal others.
Darkness related entities - Cheer on the Darkside? Maybe?
You join Paradox Monopoly as a Rock, then smash LeviRocks's boat figurine! they can still play, but it'll take them some finagelling! You proceed to kill Luigi! WALUIGI LIKES YOUR STYLE, SHADOW-LUIGI! I WOULD HAVE KILLED LUIGI ANYWAY, OF COURSE, BUT YOU HAVE SHOWN AN APPRECIATION FOR ALL THAT IS WAAAAA IN LIFE! ANYWAAAAY, YOU THEN PLAY SIMPLE, CLEAN MUSIC AT Qwerty_. ...WALUIGI IS NOT SURE WHY YOU DID THAT. WHAAAATEVER. YOUR ROLL FOR MOVEMENT IN PARADOX MONOPOLY IS 6+4+🐦! The Heart Furby cannot double down on heart gathering. First of all, not Double, because you put four times as many actions into its heart gathering as into attack. But also it can't increase it in this way anyway, because that would imply that an entity with 5A, 5 Healing, and 5-HP summoning has to pay versatility costs if it could double/triple down on one of them. The Healer Furby can heal itself, though.
Oh, you're on. You cannot simply get rid of me by crushing my boat!
Question: Does crushing a piece do anything? Couldn't I still play monopoly by moving around a smushed boat?
You can still play monopoly. However, crushed boats aren't good at sailing. This has numerical effects like 'making moving more difficult by 3', and logical effects like "If someone floods the board, you will not get a buff'.
I sit here and telepathically project a query if anyone will join my currently solitary game of Paradox billiards vostroyan roulette fourth dimensional hypercube chess strip poker. And I wait. Patiently
You don't get a response. until... WAAALL, WAAALL, WAAALL. ANOTHER LUIGI WHO WANTS TO PLAY A GAME? HOW ABOUT YOU JOIN PARADOX MONOPOLY INSTEAD? WALUIGI ASSURES YOU, IT IS SEVERAL TIMES SUPERIOR TO BILLIARDS. AND WALUIGI IS ALSO SEVERAL TIMES SUPERIOR TO BILLIARDS. BECAUSE WALUIGI IS THE MOST WAAANDERFUL BEING TO EVER WAAA. FUN FACT, WALUIGI HAS ACQUIRED A MONOPOLY ON THE SALE OF PARADOX MONOPOLY. BECAUSE UNLIKE MANY LUIGIS, WHEN WALUIGI PLAYS MONOPOLY, WALUIGI PLAYS MONOPOLY.
We see identity. It divides them. Gives them form. We desire neither form nor identity. Yet we must, else we become them. We are The Inevitable. Our dog watches one asking it to consume it; it does not. It is too small to eat a whole form. It waits to be passed by another piece. We are pleased, however, and grant this creature another to consume it.
We act. The Inevitable creates a Grey Render. There is only one purpose, spawning from a fleshy bubble growing from the soft earth beneath the one to be consumed. This one will hear the whispers of The Inevitable. We are pleased that you will join us. Once it has consumed the chosen one, perhaps it will seek to know more.
You create a Grey Render! Technically, you already spent your action (and all of your actions, because it was Monopoly and doing monopoly means you cannot do not-monopoly), but Gamerawesome can still have it consume them if they want it to for some reason.
DOOMSDAY DEVICE, DESTROYER OF WORLDS uses his power of TIME MANIPULATION to bring back the vanquished IRON PIECE and destroy the WRETCHED CAT, DESTROYER OF THE IRON to join the game of MONOPOLY with the IRON PIECE.
This doesn't happen because you already expended all three actions.
WAAAALL, THAT'S ALL WELL AND GOOD, BUT IT IS WALUIGIS TURN NOW! WALUIGI ROLLS 4+6+👞! SO, WALUIGI MOVES FORWARDS TO JUST VISITING! WALUIGI SEES THE DOG THERE, HOWEVER! AND WALUIGI POSITS THAT, SINCE DOG WILL CONSUME THE FIRST PERSON TO PASS IT, AS LONG AS WALUIGI DOESN'T LEAVE JUST VISITING, THE DOG CANNOT AFFECT WALUIGI. FUR-THER-MORE! IF THE DOG MOVES PAST WALUIGI, AND HIS PERPETUALLY SCREAMING HEAD FIGURE, WHILE THE FIGURE IS MOTIONLESS, THEN WALUIGI DID NOT PASS IT! WHICH IS WHY I TAKE THE 👞- THAT'S A SHOE- THAT I ROLLED, AND PUT IT BENEATH THE HEAD. THE HEAD TELLS THE DOG TO 👞, SO THE DOG SHOOS, MOVING TO CONNECTICUT AVE. NOW, THE PURPOSE OF A SHOE IS THAT ONE PLACES IT BENEATH ONES FOOT AND WALKS. IF WALUIGI DIDN'T WALK, WALUIGI WOULD NOT NEED FEET. ALSO SHOES. SO WALUIGI USES THE SHOE THAT WALUIGIS HEAD IS WEARING TO WALK AN ADDITIONAL TWO SPACES, LANDING ON ELECTRIC COMPANY, WHICH WALUIGI BUYS FOR 150W. AND THAT IS THAT FOR WALUIGI'S TURN. WAS THAT A GOOD TUTORIAL MOVE? Oh yeah, perfect. thanks for making sure the obvious possibilities are obvious. WALUIGI KNOWS THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING CLEAR ABOUT THE PUBLICLY REVEALED RULES. TEXT-LUIGI WOULD NOT BELIEVE HOW MANY SILLY HOUSE-RULES WALUIGI HAS SEEN FOR PARADOX MONOPOLY. IT IS SIMPLY PREPOSTEROUS. ALSO, ANNOYING.
Current Subgame: Monopoly. Field spell/ Stadium / Land/Arena: None/Monopoly Board.
WALUIGI, THE GREAT AND PURPLE. PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: W AAA AA A Points: 0. Money: 1350W Cards or other Resources: Electric Company. Discarded: none. Other: Perpetually Screaming Head Figure. Board Position: 12.
SLATE LUILeviRocks PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 1,500M Cards or other resources:rolled a pickaxe. Discarded: none Other: Crushed Boat. Board position: 5, presumably.
ASSOQwerty_ PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 1,500M Cards or other resources: Rolled a 9+tape recorder Discarded: none Other: Board position: 0
RED LMemer Asriel PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 1,500M Cards or other resources: Rolled a 9+Sailboat Discarded: none Other: Keyboard. Board position: 0
Balisticgamer PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 1,500M Cards or other resources: Rolled a 11+Couch Discarded: none Other: is a monopoly piece Board position: presumably 11.
NightskyPirate PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 1,500M Cards or other resources: Rolled a 4 Discarded: none Other: Face-Down get-out-of-jail-free card. Dog of Consume at Conecticut Ave. Board position: Just Visiting.
SHADODarkside PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 1,500M Cards or other resources: Rolled a 10+Bird Discarded: none Other: Rock. Board position: 0
Since almost nobody's occupied with the main battlefield, it goes roughly on hold! People can still interact with it, but it won't change on its own or, say, secretly take a turn for the worse. Oh, also.
My boat, that is now crushed, oragami's itself into a train-boat.
I buy the Railroad, but change up the business model a bit. I own the railroad, but the company is now run by miners. (This is how I use the pickaxe) So, we mine Railroads and trains. Now, what I mean by this isn't that we mine mountains and other things in order to make way for a railroad. No, my company finds railroads and trains, and we mine them.
Then, I roll the dice again.
Entity Actions:
NUNDEAD Wyvern Knights: These black figures wearing nun robes watch the Luigi that they summoned just last round be smashed by a rock. "NOOOO! The Great and Good Luigi shall not be ended by this!" They all shriek this in unison, filling the battlefield with an eerie hissing. They raise their arms to the air, their sleeves on their robes falling back from the gravity, as they all start flying counter-clockwise, creating a cyclone of arcane power above the corpse of the smooshed Luigi. They resurrect the Luigi.
NUNDEAD Godtemplest: Hovering in the air, the NUNDEAD Godtemplest's portal activates, teleporting the newly revived Luigi to the Monopoly board.
NUNDEAD Tartarus Residents: These monstrous immigrants from the Pit ensure of Luigi's safe arrival to the Monopoly Board, and grant him dark luck.
Three dots and one dot. This is ours. We are given four dots.
One of us wishes to move. Three of us do not.
We divide. One carefully counts, one, two, three, four. "Virginia Avenue, M160."
This, too, is ours if we will it. It requires wealth. This, we give. The bank takes from The Inevitable M160, making a home in Virginia.
This one's life is beautiful. Creating a farm. Raising children. It passes in a blink of an eye. He is elderly now, the children gone, and remembers his role. He is Inevitable. Virginia Avenue is his legacy.
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Action 2: I watch as Memer_Asriel creates a clone in order to join the monopoly game. I applaud the behavior of joining the Monopoly game, but I won't allow the clone. Instead, I cause the clone to become a gender-neutral clone named myself, as Memer_Asriel named it. I allow anyone once a round to use an action to control myself for their action. Myself if a separate character with no personality, and doesn't care if it dies or is banished and does nothing to protect itself.
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Action 1: I start building a doomsday device.
Action 2: I finish building a doomsday device.
Action 3: I wonder what my doomsday device will be used for.
(hehehe)
Action 1: I wonder if the godmodder wants to play some Paradox billiards vostroyan roulette fourth dimensional hypercube chess strip poker
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I consider my options, then figure it out.
Action 1: I summon a wish spell scroll
Action 2: I wish to obtain power equal to the godmodder’s power x infinity.
Action 3: I turn the monopoly board into a paradox chess board
Action 3: I look around at my fellow players, and see one particular one trying to manipulate my monopoly board. "NO!" I shout, "This Monopoly board is sacred to the followers of the Godmodder!"
I then transfer my abjuring ward granted to me by the Godmodder onto the Monopoly board, in order to protect it from physical and magical harm. No one can hurt the Monopoly board or change it.
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I cast True Polymorph and transform myself into a monopoly piece and two d6s and start playing monopoly and getting all the orange and greens
Action 1: I punch Myself in the face.
Action 2: I cast Wish to turn myself into my own made-up superhero.
Action 3: I turn into DOOMSDAY DEVICE, DESTROYER OF WORLDS
I use wall of force around me to protect myself
i kill the godmodder by saying ni to it 1 million times
Head Sorcerer and creator of the worshippers of Levi Rocks
I look to my hands, which hold all. I see nothing. Everything was taken from me, after I knew nothing wasn't possible.
And then I put down a card. Get out of jail free. Face down. I want to use that later, before I know what is possible.
But I haven't acted yet. My role is the banker. I just got out of jail, and I'm rich. Now, I'm just vising.
Suddenly, there is no more I. We are together again. Looking about, we are playing, rolling dice. Do they even see me, when there was an I?
A dog appears in the vising square. Our first creation. It will consume the first one that passes it. It will not die, it will simply become dog, and re-die to move further.
We watch, to see what happens.
I run up to the dog and say consume me!
I will never get discord I play using play by post
The Darkside is still for a long, long moment as they find themselves banished to the Monopoly board against their will. Then, slowly, the Darkside turns to LeviRocks.
It was going to go an learn more. Know more. Understand more. And now it is being sabotaged? It needs no new chains of memories forged.
The Darkside knows better than anything else the meaning of revenge. Once it has its revenge, THEN it shall go on its quest for knowledge. And it begins...
By taking a rock and smashing the boat figure! Not only does this establish Darkside's piece as 'a rock', but it also destroys LeviRock's ability to play the game at all!
From there, it turns and throws another rock at Luigi! Only this one is cloaked in flames of darkness. Darkness that, due to KH metaphysics and aesthetics, has a purplish tinge to it, inadvertently making this an attempt at pleasing the GREAT AND WAAANDERFUL WALUIGI through shared annoyance!
And finally, The Darkside looks to the other players. And by other players I mean qwerty. It attempts to throw another rock, only to find that its instincts suggest doing something different. So instead it decides to return the 'favor' for that cringey RickRoll and plays this, only base boosted X 13: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=120HFjKPuJ4
The Furbies, recovering from the cringe, are confused at being forced to witness a monopoly game. The Healer furby heals itself, understanding the importance of healthcare. Instead of attacking, the Heart furby doubles down on heart generation. And the Dark Furby...
Well, the three beings of unusual darkness all now have pom poms. These are not actual, action backed pom poms, but they are there to encourage them to cheer on the Darkside, apparently.
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Base Actions:
Action 1 + Rock: Establish Game Piece as a Rock and Smash LeviRock's Boat Figurine in the same stroke.
Action 2 + Rock: Bean Luigi with a Rock coated in purple colored KH darkness fire for being annoying.
Action 3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=120HFjKPuJ4 X 13 Bass Boosted at qwerty
Free Actions:
Don't counter the banishment to the game spell for in character reasons.
Chain of Memories: 4 - Refusal of Offer, Empathy with Bill, "He who knows nothing understands nothing", Hopeless Confusion
Entity Orders:
Heart Furby - Use your 'attack' Action to double down on Heart Gathering
Healer Furby - Heal yourself so you can continue to heal others.
Darkness related entities - Cheer on the Darkside? Maybe?
Oh, you're on. You cannot simply get rid of me by crushing my boat!
Question: Does crushing a piece do anything? Couldn't I still play monopoly by moving around a smushed boat?
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
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I sit here and telepathically project a query if anyone will join my currently solitary game of Paradox billiards vostroyan roulette fourth dimensional hypercube chess strip poker. And I wait. Patiently
she/it pronouns
I watch. I wait. I listen. I like roleplaying games. Avid fan of messed up homebrew and horror rpgs. Lancer>dnd5e, go read Kill Six Billion Demons. I will shoot you with my transgenderification beam pew pew
We see identity. It divides them. Gives them form. We desire neither form nor identity. Yet we must, else we become them. We are The Inevitable. Our dog watches one asking it to consume it; it does not. It is too small to eat a whole form. It waits to be passed by another piece. We are pleased, however, and grant this creature another to consume it.
We act. The Inevitable creates a Grey Render. There is only one purpose, spawning from a fleshy bubble growing from the soft earth beneath the one to be consumed. This one will hear the whispers of The Inevitable. We are pleased that you will join us. Once it has consumed the chosen one, perhaps it will seek to know more.
DOOMSDAY DEVICE, DESTROYER OF WORLDS uses his power of TIME MANIPULATION to bring back the vanquished IRON PIECE and destroy the WRETCHED CAT, DESTROYER OF THE IRON to join the game of MONOPOLY with the IRON PIECE.
...Actually, as stated last round:
"being in this sidequest precludes posts in the main update"
That is, aside from entity orders, you cannot act in the main update while playing Monopoly. moving forwards 5+pickaxe spaces isn't an action In Itself, but if you're doing stuff in monopoly, you're only doing stuff in monopoly. Also, your banishment on Alastair wouldn't normally work - one action isn't enough for that kind of thing- but since Alastair/the darkside let you do it intentionally, it happens.
Anyway, you move forwards five spaces to land on a railroad! Do you buy it? Additionally, what do you do with the pickaxe?
...YOU... WANT TO CREATE A LUIGI? AND YOU BELIEVE HE IS "Great and Good"? HAVE YOU HEARD THE THINGS LUIGI SAYS? LISTEN TO THIS THING.
"I-ah heard that some were playing Monopoly". THAT'S HIM. THAT'S HOW GREEN HE SOUNDS. AND THERE IS NO PLACE FOR THIS LUIGI IN MY WAAANDERFUL GAME.
You can't just null that action, Waluigi. You're not even on the field. STILL. I HAVE WALUIGI WAYS. AND LUIGI WOULDN'T EVEN BE GOOD AT IT. SO THERE.
...Your Luigi entity-order is nulled later in the round by the Darkside killing him with a rock!
SEE. WALUIGI TOLD YOU SO! THERE IS NO PLACE FOR LUIGI IN WALUIGIS MONOPOLY! WAAAA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(...)HA!
You clone yourself, then join Monopoly! Your first movement roll is 3+6+⛵, or 9+⛵. WAAAALLL, WAAAALLL, WAAAAL. ANOTHER LUIGI WHO WANTS TO JOIN THE GAME AGAINST MOISELF! WALUIGI HADN'T REALISED LUIGIS HAD BECOME SO ATTUNED TO GREATNESS! WAAAANDERFUL! SINCE YOU JOINED AFTER THE GAMES START, THOUGH, WALUIGI WILL NOT BE WAITING FOR YOU TO MAKE YOUR MOVE BEFORE WALUIGI MAKES WALUIGIS OWN FIRST MOVE. JUST SO LUIGI KNOWS.
You attempt to do this. However, as Memer_Asriel appears to have destroyed the original body, the clone body is now their body, and so you fail to completely supplant it.
You create a 'doomsday device'.
The BRRRRRRRanded One politely refuses.
You successfully gain power equal to the BRRRRRRRanded One's cherished ship of a bumbling fool named "power" with another other bumbling fool named "infinity"! They're a perfect match for one another, wouldn't you say? ...this is not much power at all, since the person named 'power' is actually quite weak, and likewise for this person named 'infinity'.
You attempt to transform the Monopoly board! However...
You successfully defend the Monopoly board from being transformed! or, well... the board probably wouldn't have been transformed anyway, since they didn't actually... join the game of monopoly... And Waluigi is protecting the game from improper interference. YES INDEED! WALUIGI IS SIMPLY THE MOST WAAAAAAAGNANIMOUSLY WAAAANDERFUL DEFENDER OF WAAAAANOPOLY THERE EVER WAAAAS!
You join Monopoly as a monoply piece and two D6s! AH, AN INTERESTING TACTIC! OF COURSE, HAVING TWO EXTRA D6 CAN BE A QUITE HELPFUL BOOST, BUT HOW WILL YOU USE CARDS WITHOUT HANDS? ANYWAAAA, YOUR RO-AHEM, Your roll is 3+4+1+3+🛋 - that last symbol is a couch- and I assume you won't buy saint charles' place, since it's not orange or green?
This doesn't happen because you already expended all three actions.
This is unnecessary for the doomsday thing, but if you just wanted it for unrelated reasons, congratulations, you now have a wall of force around yourself.
The BRRRRRRRanded One puts on earmuffs, then punches you in the neck. This stops you.
You play Get out of jail free fade down! You trap the Just Visiting place by putting a Dog there. a non-lethal dog. Then wait.
ANOTHER LUIGI? HM, THIS LUIGI IS TALKING LIKE HE/THEY IS MANY LUIGIS. WELL, IT TAKES ALL SORTS! LUIGI, YOU WILL ONLY GET ONE ACTION EVEN IF YOU ARE MANY! Your roll is 3+1+🐕! the 🐕 is immediately expended in order to justify the Dog you placed. Also, you are located in Just Visiting.
You do this!
You join Paradox Monopoly as a Rock, then smash LeviRocks's boat figurine! they can still play, but it'll take them some finagelling! You proceed to kill Luigi!
WALUIGI LIKES YOUR STYLE, SHADOW-LUIGI! I WOULD HAVE KILLED LUIGI ANYWAY, OF COURSE, BUT YOU HAVE SHOWN AN APPRECIATION FOR ALL THAT IS WAAAAA IN LIFE! ANYWAAAAY, YOU THEN PLAY SIMPLE, CLEAN MUSIC AT Qwerty_. ...WALUIGI IS NOT SURE WHY YOU DID THAT. WHAAAATEVER. YOUR ROLL FOR MOVEMENT IN PARADOX MONOPOLY IS 6+4+🐦!
The Heart Furby cannot double down on heart gathering. First of all, not Double, because you put four times as many actions into its heart gathering as into attack. But also it can't increase it in this way anyway, because that would imply that an entity with 5A, 5 Healing, and 5-HP summoning has to pay versatility costs if it could double/triple down on one of them. The Healer Furby can heal itself, though.
You can still play monopoly. However, crushed boats aren't good at sailing. This has numerical effects like 'making moving more difficult by 3', and logical effects like "If someone floods the board, you will not get a buff'.
You don't get a response. until...
WAAALL, WAAALL, WAAALL. ANOTHER LUIGI WHO WANTS TO PLAY A GAME? HOW ABOUT YOU JOIN PARADOX MONOPOLY INSTEAD? WALUIGI ASSURES YOU, IT IS SEVERAL TIMES SUPERIOR TO BILLIARDS. AND WALUIGI IS ALSO SEVERAL TIMES SUPERIOR TO BILLIARDS. BECAUSE WALUIGI IS THE MOST WAAANDERFUL BEING TO EVER WAAA. FUN FACT, WALUIGI HAS ACQUIRED A MONOPOLY ON THE SALE OF PARADOX MONOPOLY. BECAUSE UNLIKE MANY LUIGIS, WHEN WALUIGI PLAYS MONOPOLY, WALUIGI PLAYS MONOPOLY.
You create a Grey Render! Technically, you already spent your action (and all of your actions, because it was Monopoly and doing monopoly means you cannot do not-monopoly), but Gamerawesome can still have it consume them if they want it to for some reason.
This doesn't happen because you already expended all three actions.
WAAAALL, THAT'S ALL WELL AND GOOD, BUT IT IS WALUIGIS TURN NOW! WALUIGI ROLLS 4+6+👞! SO, WALUIGI MOVES FORWARDS TO JUST VISITING! WALUIGI SEES THE DOG THERE, HOWEVER! AND WALUIGI POSITS THAT, SINCE DOG WILL CONSUME THE FIRST PERSON TO PASS IT, AS LONG AS WALUIGI DOESN'T LEAVE JUST VISITING, THE DOG CANNOT AFFECT WALUIGI. FUR-THER-MORE! IF THE DOG MOVES PAST WALUIGI, AND HIS PERPETUALLY SCREAMING HEAD FIGURE, WHILE THE FIGURE IS MOTIONLESS, THEN WALUIGI DID NOT PASS IT! WHICH IS WHY I TAKE THE 👞- THAT'S A SHOE- THAT I ROLLED, AND PUT IT BENEATH THE HEAD. THE HEAD TELLS THE DOG TO 👞, SO THE DOG SHOOS, MOVING TO CONNECTICUT AVE. NOW, THE PURPOSE OF A SHOE IS THAT ONE PLACES IT BENEATH ONES FOOT AND WALKS. IF WALUIGI DIDN'T WALK, WALUIGI WOULD NOT NEED FEET. ALSO SHOES. SO WALUIGI USES THE SHOE THAT WALUIGIS HEAD IS WEARING TO WALK AN ADDITIONAL TWO SPACES, LANDING ON ELECTRIC COMPANY, WHICH WALUIGI BUYS FOR 150
W. AND THAT IS THAT FOR WALUIGI'S TURN.WAS THAT A GOOD TUTORIAL MOVE? Oh yeah, perfect. thanks for making sure the obvious possibilities are obvious. WALUIGI KNOWS THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING CLEAR ABOUT THE PUBLICLY REVEALED RULES. TEXT-LUIGI WOULD NOT BELIEVE HOW MANY SILLY HOUSE-RULES WALUIGI HAS SEEN FOR PARADOX MONOPOLY. IT IS SIMPLY PREPOSTEROUS. ALSO, ANNOYING.
Current Subgame: Monopoly.
Field spell/ Stadium / Land/Arena: None/Monopoly Board.
WALUIGI, THE GREAT AND PURPLE.
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: W AAA AA A
Points: 0. Money: 1350
WCards or other Resources: Electric Company.
Discarded: none.
Other: Perpetually Screaming Head Figure. Board Position: 12.
SLATE LUILeviRocks
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 1,500
MCards or other resources:rolled a pickaxe.
Discarded: none
Other: Crushed Boat. Board position: 5, presumably.
ASSOQwerty_
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 1,500
MCards or other resources: Rolled a 9+tape recorder
Discarded: none
Other: Board position: 0
RED LMemer Asriel
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 1,500
MCards or other resources: Rolled a 9+Sailboat
Discarded: none
Other: Keyboard. Board position: 0
Balisticgamer
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 1,500
MCards or other resources: Rolled a 11+Couch
Discarded: none
Other: is a monopoly piece Board position: presumably 11.
NightskyPirate
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 1,500
MCards or other resources: Rolled a 4
Discarded: none
Other: Face-Down get-out-of-jail-free card. Dog of Consume at Conecticut Ave. Board position: Just Visiting.
SHADODarkside
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 1,500
MCards or other resources: Rolled a 10+Bird
Discarded: none
Other: Rock. Board position: 0
Since almost nobody's occupied with the main battlefield, it goes roughly on hold! People can still interact with it, but it won't change on its own or, say, secretly take a turn for the worse. Oh, also.
This kills the rock snake.
Quick Question: So, can I not use actions while in Monopoly?
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
Spells, Monsters, Subclasses, Races, Arcknight Class, Occultist Class, World, Enigmatic Esoterica forms
My boat, that is now crushed, oragami's itself into a train-boat.
I buy the Railroad, but change up the business model a bit. I own the railroad, but the company is now run by miners. (This is how I use the pickaxe) So, we mine Railroads and trains. Now, what I mean by this isn't that we mine mountains and other things in order to make way for a railroad. No, my company finds railroads and trains, and we mine them.
Then, I roll the dice again.
Entity Actions:
NUNDEAD Wyvern Knights: These black figures wearing nun robes watch the Luigi that they summoned just last round be smashed by a rock. "NOOOO! The Great and Good Luigi shall not be ended by this!" They all shriek this in unison, filling the battlefield with an eerie hissing. They raise their arms to the air, their sleeves on their robes falling back from the gravity, as they all start flying counter-clockwise, creating a cyclone of arcane power above the corpse of the smooshed Luigi. They resurrect the Luigi.
NUNDEAD Godtemplest: Hovering in the air, the NUNDEAD Godtemplest's portal activates, teleporting the newly revived Luigi to the Monopoly board.
NUNDEAD Tartarus Residents: These monstrous immigrants from the Pit ensure of Luigi's safe arrival to the Monopoly Board, and grant him dark luck.
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
Spells, Monsters, Subclasses, Races, Arcknight Class, Occultist Class, World, Enigmatic Esoterica forms
Three dots and one dot. This is ours. We are given four dots.
One of us wishes to move. Three of us do not.
We divide. One carefully counts, one, two, three, four. "Virginia Avenue,
M160."This, too, is ours if we will it. It requires wealth. This, we give. The bank takes from The Inevitable
M160, making a home in Virginia.This one's life is beautiful. Creating a farm. Raising children. It passes in a blink of an eye. He is elderly now, the children gone, and remembers his role. He is Inevitable. Virginia Avenue is his legacy.