We see Dogside trying to do housework and we Remeber to get some food for him, whatever happens. But we're running an auction at the moment so it'll have to wait a bit.
I inform SqueegeeLord quickly that despite setting fire to, dispelling, and breaking all the rules, the board is still here due to being fairly fireproof and non-magical. I also inform him he's double posted, which is a slight problem and against the rules.
Due to being too poor, the Dogside does not participate in the Auction. It has bigger fish to fry.
On the Chance card, it spots a foot. The Red Exclamation Point is used to reveal Waluigi's position on the board! The three Dogsides on the CHance Square Dogpile the foot and begin dragging it back further and further. Excited and angry at Waluigi's underhanded though not cheating tactics, The three Dogsides nearby use 4 movement to go to the chance card to assist! Yes, 2 of them move backwards - what rule is there that keeps people from moving backwards? IRRELEVANT, DOGSIDE IS DOGSIDE MOTHERF*CKER, NOT A PERSON.
Since the number of Dogsides pulling on THE GREAT AND WAANDERFUL WALUIGI'S leg now exceeds 5, Waluigi's Nintendo origins betray him, and game mechanics kick in! The leg slips from the Dogsides' mouths, causing them all to bark angrily, but they pant in satisfaction when the leg smacks Waluigi in the face, sending its grotesque Handsome body from his hiding spot and flying across the board to where the B. & O. Railroad is. Waluigi, stunned by the attack and the sheer stench of the railroad company, is unable to recollect his wits and buy it. Instead, since Waluigi landed on one of the Train tracks, a train hits him, sending him flying like a pinball until he slams into his own waterworks, breaking the pipe and flooding the board, which is all sorts of illegal. The flooding, not the breaking of the waterworks, unless Waluigi wants to charge himself for the damages.
Thankfully, Torix will issue the arrest warrant shortly.
in the meantime, the Dogside on the railroad will move 2 spaces to the Community Chest and poke its nose inside. The Dogside on Tennessee will use the last two movement to help its owners pay the rent.
The Dogside on Tennessee then rolls its 2d10s for its next move.
Chainsaw Hewitt, outta luck, decides to use its 4 Speed to head towards the Community chest. Since its speed refreshes each turn, it doesn't have to worry about being stuck, but it can't quite reach its goal this turn.
The Sorcerer, knowing what he now must do, looks at Waluigi's toppled game token on the Water Works. Just within range... perfect.
To start off, Torix again splits his movment, as he has proven capable of doing when some doable shenanigans are involved. To do so, he redefines the cactus he's been given as an Artifact of the Branching Path due to it's spitting nature! This ends up allowing him to split his movement and creates all sorts of tactical possibilities! With the 12 for movement, he soon splits it into a pair of fives and a two, this time in D6s for variety. But WAIT! This gives me doubles, allowing me to roll twice next turn! I will do so at the first opportunity.
Creating a boat to move around better and depending on the first 5 to move to and buy Kentucky Avenue, this seems fairly reasonable. I mean... it's not owned, and it's fairly easy to attain! Not a bad start. Her then repeats the process, using his other 5 to move over to Atlantic Avenue and attain it as well... leaving the two and allowing Torix to move to the Water Works, where the toppled... er, perpetually screaming head serving as Waluigi's token lies.
And so I walk up. And I pull out my Go to Jail card... and politely, I stick it in the screaming head's perpetually open mouth - hence putting it in his inventory. "You have been arrested for multiple accounts of property damage and also literally flooding the entire board. That isn't okay. " The card then teleports the token to jail, where he will sit and be sad until he gets out - all the while paying the DogSide.
From across the board, I give the Dogs a finger gun. And a bunch of treats, because they are all good boies.
Moving forward to Marvin Gardens, I buy the space, and hire a butler named Marvin to take care of the gardens. Confused to what 💷 is, I hand it over to Marvin, and tell him give it to whomever lands on this space first. I then use the red 6, turning my space to a red space, instead of yellow, and increase its rent by 6 + n, where n is the amount of houses on it.
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I pass go, collect, and move 6 spaces to b&o railroads, ride to my airport and fly to LeviRocks and ask for a job as a bodyguard. If accepted, I move with him along the board
I pass go, collect, and move 6 spaces to b&o railroads, ride to my airport and fly to LeviRocks and ask for a job as a bodyguard. If accepted, I move with him along the board
Seeing as I do not have a body, I don't really need a bodyguard. You can be a property guard, though.
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I pass go, collect, and move 6 spaces to b&o railroads, ride to my airport and fly to LeviRocks and ask for a job as a bodyguard. If accepted, I move with him along the board
Seeing as I do not have a body, I don't really need a bodyguard. You can be a property guard, though.
Deal. None shall pass without paying proper rent and no property damage shall occur. My fee is 75 M an hour.
We see red. Does the world wish us to retaliate? We ponder this. The world has given us anger. We feel the rush, the exhilaration to act, and we breath in the excitement. Yet it is not fitting for the banker to act out of anger. So we put it to use. In the hands of the four Inevitable, red becomes real. A shining red energy grows from their right palms, and form into the four sections of 💢. We allow the anger of the Board to channel through them, to guide them, and we release the anger. Emotion, to us, is only passing.
Like four boomerangs, they fly above the board, spinning and twirling around it. For a few cycles, they coalesce in different places and separate again and again, until they finally, rigidly, stop in the apparent form of 💢 from every direction. It moves, oddly, in between ? space and Monopoly space, but remains clearly visible to all. It twists and bends reality around it, but remains solidly in the shape of 💢.
"It appears it has locked onto Walugi. All shall be able to target him through 💢, no matter where, how, or why he is, so long as 💢 exists. Or until there is another more angry than he. Then it will lock onto them instead."
We shrug. To us, this seems irrelevant to the game. Why would anyone target Waluigi? Now that we all have joined the game, again we are. We do not wish to leave the game, but we must manifest if we are to play. We look to the other Child of One. Without warning, we channel ourselves into him, and he becomes The Inevitable, his former personality absorbed into our being. Awakening into this fleshy body, we discover that he was a middle aged policeman, directing people who came to his corner of the world to GO TO JAIL. We no longer will fulfill the role. Picking up the words, we put the GO TO JAIL card face down next to GET OUT OF JAIL FREE card. We hand that card over to Godmodder for no reason, it is removed from play. A silver Policeman piece appears on the now-blank corner square, and we move seven spaces.
We look at Park Place where our silver Policeman stops, and a twinge of guilt takes us. Memories of betrayal and lies flood us, and in resigned torture, we pass up buying PARK PLACE.
PARK PLACE IS UP FOR AUCTION! Out of a sense of obligation, we start the bidding at 300M.
For the clarity's sake, The Inevitable is now just the policeman (the first and only other Child of One kiiiinda being a summon...?) and is on no other spaces.
The 💢 locks onto Waluigi... BUT NOT FOR LONG! OBSERVE AS WALUIGI INSULTS THE DOGSIDE INTO GREATER RAGE! HEY, DOGSIDE! YOU'RE A PURPLE-NARRIED IGNORTAMUS WHOS ONLY REDEEMING QUALITY IS THAT THE WORLD THINKS ITS FUNNY THAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THINGS! GENERIC INSULT ABOUT YOUR MOTHER! I'VE HEARD YOU'RE SO BAD AT YOUR JOB, YOU CAN'T EVEN CONJURE THINGS RIGHT! IS IT TRUE THAT YOU WERE ONCE BEATEN BY A FISH ON DRY LAND, AFTER THE FISH HAD HALFWAY EXSANGUINATED? MY GRANDMOTHER COULD DO A BETTER INTERPRETATIVE DANCE THEN YOU! WHEN GALILEO ACCIDENTALLY BUILT YOU, HE PLAYED IT OFF AS MODERN ART, AND EVERYBODY BOUGHT IT! The 💢 swooshes over to the Dogside. whether this is due to Waluigis Insults, or the Dogsides nature as a being of pure Kingdom Hearts!Darkness, or the Dogsides allcaps swearing in their post, is unclear... at any rate, You then channel into the Child of One, move to Park Place and make it available for auction! Your roll for the next round is 1+5+🐳! Also, all the other inevitable instances go pfoof.
Well, I have no idea who this is, but from what I can get from the ability description she seems to be a competent leader and fighter. May be useful if strife were to break out (which likely will happen at some point!)
Good to have you along for the world domination game, Kinnianne!
I take the dagger and equip it, giving myself +2 to Dangerous and all related stats. I then move to Electric Works and cough up the 50M I owe. Hey, sometimes you have to be honorable. I've already cheated one person out of money.
I then naturally roll. Because otherwise I couldn't really do much, could I?
Oh, and I bid M550 for Park Place.
Companion Orders: Kinnianne begins gathering some Mipedians to join the [REDACTED]
(By the way, I think I forgot to collect M200 from passing GO last round)
You summon Kinnianne, equip the dagger, cough up some money- GOOD TO SEE AT LEAST SOME LUIGIS ARE HONOURABLE! - roll, and bid on the Place. oh, and yep, you should have gotten 200M last round, my mistake. Kinnianne, however, fails to locate any Mipedians, as they live in the desert, and there are no deserts around. Your roll this round is 3+6+📬! You also win the Bid for Park Place!
Because my roll consists of 3 numbers, I am now allowed to move 3 times, stopping and doing stuff with the spaces I land on.
I first use the 6 and land on the community chest between the green spaces and draw a card. Then I use the 9️⃣ to get to another community chest space after Mediterranean Ave after passing Go (and collecting 200M). After drawing that card, I move 5 to get to a Chance Space between light blue properties and draw that card.
Because of the fact that I drew 3 cards on one turn, I get a special Victory Point. I can use this point whenever I want to, to do whatever I want. However, I am not allowed to use this Victory Point on the turn I get it. So, I decide to keep it until I find it useful.
Having exhausted my moves, I roll the dice.
in a whirlwind of activity, You draw Three Cards and pass Go! Specifically, you draw a card declaring you the Second Place winner of a beauty competition (the prize for which is 10M), a card which states "Though you are only a ring, you are clearly not the first of your kind, as no masterpiece would be firstborn. no, many magical rings were made alongside the One Ring, or prior to it. In some sense, these rings could be considered your ancestors, and if one was involved in your... Wait, this is the boat keyboard guy! uh... The lolipop boat guys boat form technically counted as this boats parent somehow, and is technically dead, allowing your boat to inherit 100M from their savings which they presumably have! wait why didn't it delete the first pa" and then the text runs out of space on the card. So, from the community chest cards, you gain 110M! As for the chance card, that's- WALUIGIS TO DECIDE! WALUIGI SPENT GOOD WONEY ON THOSE CHANCE SPACES, AND WALUIGI IS GOING TO MILK THAT MONEY FOR EVERYTHING IT IS WORTH! YOU DRAW... FIRST, YOU DON'T HAVE THE 4 MANA TO PLAY THE CARD. BUT SECOND OF ALL, IF YOU HAD IT, ALL IT WOULD DO IS GIVE YOU MORE MANA AND DISCARD YOUR HAND! IT'S PROBABLY-COMPLETELY USELESS! ANYWAY YES YOU GET YOUR SPECIAL POINT. ALTHOUGH IT ISN'T QUITE AS GOOD AS THAT. SOME THINGS, IT WON'T BE ABLE TO DO. You roll the dice, and roll a three, a five, and a jelly donut. that is, 3+5+🍙. I see nothing odd about the previous line whatsoever.
Due to being too poor, the Dogside does not participate in the Auction. It has bigger fish to fry.
On the Chance card, it spots a foot. The Red Exclamation Point is used to reveal Waluigi's position on the board! The three Dogsides on the CHance Square Dogpile the foot and begin dragging it back further and further. Excited and angry at Waluigi's underhanded though not cheating tactics, The three Dogsides nearby use 4 movement to go to the chance card to assist! Yes, 2 of them move backwards - what rule is there that keeps people from moving backwards? IRRELEVANT, DOGSIDE IS DOGSIDE MOTHERF*CKER, NOT A PERSON.
Since the number of Dogsides pulling on THE GREAT AND WAANDERFUL WALUIGI'S leg now exceeds 5, Waluigi's Nintendo origins betray him, and game mechanics kick in! The leg slips from the Dogsides' mouths, causing them all to bark angrily, but they pant in satisfaction when the leg smacks Waluigi in the face, sending its grotesque Handsome body from his hiding spot and flying across the board to where the B. & O. Railroad is. Waluigi, stunned by the attack and the sheer stench of the railroad company, is unable to recollect his wits and buy it. Instead, since Waluigi landed on one of the Train tracks, a train hits him, sending him flying like a pinball until he slams into his own waterworks, breaking the pipe and flooding the board, which is all sorts of illegal. The flooding, not the breaking of the waterworks, unless Waluigi wants to charge himself for the damages.
Thankfully, Torix will issue the arrest warrant shortly.
in the meantime, the Dogside on the railroad will move 2 spaces to the Community Chest and poke its nose inside. The Dogside on Tennessee will use the last two movement to help its owners pay the rent.
The Dogside on Tennessee then rolls its 2d10s for its next move.
Chainsaw Hewitt, outta luck, decides to use its 4 Speed to head towards the Community chest. Since its speed refreshes each turn, it doesn't have to worry about being stuck, but it can't quite reach its goal this turn.
Using the power of a red exclamation point to enter an encounter despite waluigis position being ??? and not any of the chance squares, You throw Waluigi...'s piece... into the Waterworks! This floods the board! WHAAAAAT? HOW DARE YOU! WALUIGI HAS COMMITED NO CRIME HERE! WALUIGI IS AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER WHICH YOU UMBRAL CANINES HAVE VICTIMISED! IS THIS BECAUSE OF WALUIGIS PURPLE SKIN? OR IS IT BECAUSE WALUIGI HAS FOUR FEET AND NO HANDS? NO, DON'T ANSWER. WALUIGI ALREADY KNOWS. IT'S BOTH. WALUIGI WOULD LIKE TO INFORM YOU THAT NOT ONLY ARE YOU BEING SKIN-COLORIST- IT ISN'T RACIST, BECAUSE WALUIGI IS THE ONLY ONE LIKE HIM AND SO NOT A RACE- BUT YOU ARE ALSO BEING FOOTIST, AND WALUIGI WILL NOT STAND FOR IT! MOSTLY BECAUSE WALUIGI IS SITTING. THIS REALLY DOESN'T GIVE WALUIGI ANY MORE REASONS TO STOP YOU. WALUIGI IS ALREADY PLAYING AGAINST YOU, AFTER ALL. Oh, and you draw a community chest card. "Life insurance matures! more specifically, the child life insurance you have matures into a lovely teenager life insurance! Wait, you're made of darkness, and only dubiously qualify as alive? And you probably have no parental instincts? and teenager life insurance is really, really annoying? and you just murdered your teenager life insurance in a fit of rage and/or ambivalence?... well, luckily teenage life insurance corpses sell for a lot on the black market! You make a killing *wink wink, nudge nudge*, gaining 100M!" Your roll is 3+4+🐘!
I run across the board, skipping all the spaces, and tackle Waluigi
WELL I NEVER! WHAT A RAPSCALLION YOU ARE! AND BRAVE TOO, TACKLING SOMEONE WHO IS AS SPECTACULARLY SIZEABLE AS WALUIGI! BUT WALUIGI IS TOO BIG, SO THIS DOESN'T DO ANYTHING.
AND NEITHER DOES THIS, BECAUSE FRIENDSHIP IS (BLACK) MAGIC, AND THE MONOPOLY BOARD IS MOST ASSUREDLY NOT MADE OF FRIENDSHIP. ALSO, DOUBLE POSTING IS AGAINST THE RULES, AS ORANGE LUIGI THREE STATES BELOW.
I inform SqueegeeLord quickly that despite setting fire to, dispelling, and breaking all the rules, the board is still here due to being fairly fireproof and non-magical. I also inform him he's double posted, which is a slight problem and against the rules.
Due to being too poor, the Dogside does not participate in the Auction. It has bigger fish to fry.
On the Chance card, it spots a foot. The Red Exclamation Point is used to reveal Waluigi's position on the board! The three Dogsides on the CHance Square Dogpile the foot and begin dragging it back further and further. Excited and angry at Waluigi's underhanded though not cheating tactics, The three Dogsides nearby use 4 movement to go to the chance card to assist! Yes, 2 of them move backwards - what rule is there that keeps people from moving backwards? IRRELEVANT, DOGSIDE IS DOGSIDE MOTHERF*CKER, NOT A PERSON.
Since the number of Dogsides pulling on THE GREAT AND WAANDERFUL WALUIGI'S leg now exceeds 5, Waluigi's Nintendo origins betray him, and game mechanics kick in! The leg slips from the Dogsides' mouths, causing them all to bark angrily, but they pant in satisfaction when the leg smacks Waluigi in the face, sending its grotesque Handsome body from his hiding spot and flying across the board to where the B. & O. Railroad is. Waluigi, stunned by the attack and the sheer stench of the railroad company, is unable to recollect his wits and buy it. Instead, since Waluigi landed on one of the Train tracks, a train hits him, sending him flying like a pinball until he slams into his own waterworks, breaking the pipe and flooding the board, which is all sorts of illegal. The flooding, not the breaking of the waterworks, unless Waluigi wants to charge himself for the damages.
Thankfully, Torix will issue the arrest warrant shortly.
in the meantime, the Dogside on the railroad will move 2 spaces to the Community Chest and poke its nose inside. The Dogside on Tennessee will use the last two movement to help its owners pay the rent.
The Dogside on Tennessee then rolls its 2d10s for its next move.
Chainsaw Hewitt, outta luck, decides to use its 4 Speed to head towards the Community chest. Since its speed refreshes each turn, it doesn't have to worry about being stuck, but it can't quite reach its goal this turn.
The Sorcerer, knowing what he now must do, looks at Waluigi's toppled game token on the Water Works. Just within range... perfect.
To start off, Torix again splits his movment, as he has proven capable of doing when some doable shenanigans are involved. To do so, he redefines the cactus he's been given as an Artifact of the Branching Path due to it's spitting nature! This ends up allowing him to split his movement and creates all sorts of tactical possibilities! With the 12 for movement, he soon splits it into a pair of fives and a two, this time in D6s for variety. But WAIT! This gives me doubles, allowing me to roll twice next turn! I will do so at the first opportunity.
Creating a boat to move around better and depending on the first 5 to move to and buy Kentucky Avenue, this seems fairly reasonable. I mean... it's not owned, and it's fairly easy to attain! Not a bad start. Her then repeats the process, using his other 5 to move over to Atlantic Avenue and attain it as well... leaving the two and allowing Torix to move to the Water Works, where the toppled... er, perpetually screaming head serving as Waluigi's token lies.
And so I walk up. And I pull out my Go to Jail card... and politely, I stick it in the screaming head's perpetually open mouth - hence putting it in his inventory. "You have been arrested for multiple accounts of property damage and also literally flooding the entire board. That isn't okay. " The card then teleports the token to jail, where he will sit and be sad until he gets out - all the while paying the DogSide.
From across the board, I give the Dogs a finger gun. And a bunch of treats, because they are all good boies.
Unfortunately, doubles rules apply to Rolling doubles, not to rolling and then redefining into it being doubles. You move 5, and buy Kentucky Avenue! However, you don't have a justification for the boat, so it evaporates. You then buy Atlantic Avenue, and then force Waluigi to go to jail (Paying 120M to him in the process, since you landed on Waterworks to do so)! Waluigi is not actually at fault for the flooding of the board,seeing as he was thrown into the waterworks by a train, or property damage, because he owns the waterworks, but the Go to Jail card is very clear. Waluigi is now in jail. He is very dissatisfied about this, but it turns out the walls of his cell are soundproof. who'd have thunk it. You roll a 7+💛! While the numerology and emonological implications of this roll may seem suspiciously to some eyes, they are the result of pure chance. Oh, and the Dogsides definitely are Not good boys. I'm not sure where you would have gotten the idea.
Moving forward to Marvin Gardens, I buy the space, and hire a butler named Marvin to take care of the gardens. Confused to what 💷 is, I hand it over to Marvin, and tell him give it to whomever lands on this space first. I then use the red 6, turning my space to a red space, instead of yellow, and increase its rent by 6 + n, where n is the amount of houses on it.
You buy marvin Gardens, then give Marvin the 💷! Using the Red Six, you then upgrade the gardens! Your next roll is 6+4+, which is for some reason Not an emoji.
I pass go, collect, and move 6 spaces to b&o railroads, ride to my airport and fly to LeviRocks and ask for a job as a bodyguard. If accepted, I move with him along the board
The stated action is not close enough to coherence for me to even say it fails. there aren't Any railroads 6 spaces from Go, you can't Pass go when you're already on it and joining the game, and a lot of this doesn't even really make sense.
I pass go, collect, and move 6 spaces to b&o railroads, ride to my airport and fly to LeviRocks and ask for a job as a bodyguard. If accepted, I move with him along the board
Seeing as I do not have a body, I don't really need a bodyguard. You can be a property guard, though.
I pass go, collect, and move 6 spaces to b&o railroads, ride to my airport and fly to LeviRocks and ask for a job as a bodyguard. If accepted, I move with him along the board
Seeing as I do not have a body, I don't really need a bodyguard. You can be a property guard, though.
Deal. None shall pass without paying proper rent and no property damage shall occur. My fee is 75 M an hour.
Note: Four rounds ~= 1 in-character hour. annnnd... which property are you guarding?
It's Waluigis Turn! buuuuut he's in jail. In a soundproof cell. So he-WAAA-HA-HA! WALUIGI IS A GENIUS! WALUIGI MAY BE IN JAIL, BUT WALUIGI CAN STILL ROLL HIS DICE! AND WHILE 3+2 IS NOT A JAIL-BUSTING ROLL, THE 🌐 IS OBVIOUSLY A SYMBOL OF THE INTERNET, LETTING WALUIGI HACK INTO THE SPEAKER SYSTEMS WALUIGI INSTALLED ON EVERYONES LEFT ELBOWS AND START TALKING AGAIN! WHAT WAS THAT NARRATING LUIGI WAS GOING TO SAY? THAT WALUIGI WAS GOING TO HAVE TO WAIT PATIENTLY? NARRATOR LUIGI WAS A FOOL! AN IDIOT! AN ABSOLUTE BUFFALO! Now that's crossing the line. I don't care what you say about me, but stop insulting the Buffalo! *crickets* DO YOU HEAR THAT, NARRATOR LUIGI? YOUR JOKE... IT IS TERRIBLE. HONESTLY, WALUIGI IS ASHAMED TO HAVE EVER INTERACTED WITH YOU. ...Fair enough. Well, what are you going to do? You Are still in jail, even if you can talk again. OH, WALUIGI HAS A PLAN, LUIGI. WALUIGI ALWAYS HAS A PLAN. WALUIGIS PLAN IS TO WAIT UNTIL CIRCUMSTANCES ARRIVE THAT ALLOW WALUIGI TO FORMULATE AN ADVANTAGEOUS PLAN. IT'S A CLASSIC PLAN. So you're going to be quiet now? NO, WALUIGI IS OBVIOUSLY GOING TO NARRATE TOO. BECAUSE WALUIGI CAN. THE LUIGIS HAVE FLOODED THE BOARD. But This Takes Time. After All, There Is Only One Tap In The Water Works. So, It didn't finish happening until Waluigis turn, just now. in fact, it isn't even done now. The Water is gradually flooding the board. At the moment, every place within 5 movement of the Waterworks is waterlogged! Crossing a Waterlogged space requires a way to cross waterlogged spaces. Like a boat. Or being so tall that you can just walk through them, like Waluigi. If already on a waterlogged space, the tide will carry you to the edge of the waterlogged zone, away from Waterworks. If all spaces are Waterlogged, Waterlogging will just halve movement. There may be other effects of water too, like shenanigans.
Current Subgame: Monopoly. Field spell/ Stadium / Land/Arena: None/Waterlogged Monopoly Board. Player-unaligned note: Nature Reserve on Free Parking.
WALUIGI, THE GREAT AND PURPLE. PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: W AAA AA A Points: 0. Money: 1540 - ???W Cards or other Resources: Electric Company, Waterworks. Indiana Avenue (1 house). Magical Ogre Idle in a tractor. Mediterranean Avenue. All 3 chance squares. Discarded: none. Other: Perpetually Screaming Head Figure. Board Position: J-J-J-JAIL.
SLATE LUILeviRocks PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 985M Cards or other resources: Miners Railroad (+60M/R!). on a Chance Square. Rolled a 6+4+! Marvins Gardens (Marvin! 💷! Red Space! +6*(houses+1) Rent!) Discarded: none Other: Crushed Boat. Board Position: Community Chest (right side of board). planted The One Flower on States Ave.
ASSOQwerty_ PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 1,500M Cards or other resources: Rolled a 9+tape recorder Discarded: none Other: Board position: 0
RED LMemer Asriel PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 1,630M Cards or other resources: Rolled a 3+5+🍙! owns Illinois ave, Ventnor Ave! Astral Communion! Discarded: none Other: Keyboard in a sailboat! Board position: ChanceSqr 1!
Balisticgamer PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 1,500M Cards or other resources: Rolled a 11+Couch Discarded: none Other: is a monopoly piece. Board position: presumably 11.
NightskyPirate PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 1,060M Cards or other resources: Rolled a 1+5+🐳. Owns Virginia Ave (1 House), St.Charles Place, New York Ave, and Tennessee Ave! Tax-proof! Discarded: none Other: Face-Down get-out-of-jail-free card? Or maybe discarded that? Board position: Park Place.
SHADODogside PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 434M Cards or other resources: Rolled a 3+4+🐘, has👏! Owns Jail! Owns all light blue spaces! Owns Pennsylvanian Railroad! has Chainsaw Hewitt (-1 Str)! Discarded: none Other: Dog. Board position: Many.
ORANTorix Worldweaver PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth:P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 840M Cards or other resources: Rolled a 7+💛! has St.James Place, Kentucky Ave, and Atlantic Ave! Discarded: none Other: Board position: Indiana Ave.
SirNatureWriter PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth:P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 900M Cards or other resources: rolled a 3+6+📬! Dagger Equipped! Boardwalk and Park Place! Discarded: none Other: Board position: Electric Company. Is the One Ring. Has Kinnianne.
Awesome! I move forward 10 and I land on Boardwalk and purchase it. I use the flower to transform the nearest player into a bee so they're attracted by the nectar of the flower that I plant on Boardwalk, drawing them in and forcing them to pay rent.
I then donate half of the rent from this honey-trap to Waluigi!
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AND NEITHER DOES THIS, BECAUSE FRIENDSHIP IS (BLACK) MAGIC, AND THE MONOPOLY BOARD IS MOST ASSUREDLY NOT MADE OF FRIENDSHIP. ALSO, DOUBLE POSTING IS AGAINST THE RULES, AS ORANGE LUIGI THREE STATES BELOW.
"Wait, how am I Orange Luigi number 3? There are only two others in the board right now, unless you count red as a share of orange, which just... isn't correct."
Awesome! I move forward 10 and I land on Boardwalk and purchase it. I use the flower to transform the nearest player into a bee so they're attracted by the nectar of the flower that I plant on Boardwalk, drawing them in and forcing them to pay rent.
I then donate half of the rent from this honey-trap to Waluigi!
" Boardwalk is already owned, so theoretically your actions this turn just makes you transform yourself into a bee, get attracted by the nectar, and... yea. Congrats, ya played yourself. Sure Waluigi will appreciate the rent, though. "
Alrighty, then. First thing's first - I... I realize that I've slipped into first person narration on myself, starting as of last turn sometime. Whoops.
Either way - that doesn't matter right now! I need to deal with the Water Works and the minor flooding issue that may overtake the board if I don't do something. Since I'm already on the space, I first cast Alter Self on... well, myself, which I have the ability to do because I am a Sorcerer that is far more skilled than being third level, which is the minimum required to cast this spell. The spell ends up granting me a swim speed, along with temporary amphibiousness, so it's a valid way to move around in the water unhindered. This should last enough for... maybe four turns, or possibly less if I move Concentration to something else (or get hit) - but for now, it works! Using my new-found aquatic capabilities, I go ahead and turn off the water spout of the Water Works, stopping the board from being further waterlogged! This is truly the best use of my time... but anyways. Moving on!
Next thing I do - I use the 💛 I rolled. As I attain the yellow heart - or the soul of Justice, according to a certain indie game - I grant myself it's power! Undertale fans would be screaming right now at the impossibilities of this, stating that I cannot use the soul because I am currently a human, and not a monster! I... well, I give them a second look, really. Along with being an elf by race, which is not a human, I qualify as a monster due to additionally being part fish right now, on top of everything else. Currently, I'm more like a Zora from BoTW than anything... so... Yea. Not human. Monster.
Right. Now that this pre-requisite is out of the way, I absorb the 💛 that I have been given and grant myself unimaginable power!... as quoted in the game's lore. I don't necessarily know what this means for the game, but I am now a being with both a human and monster soul (more or less), which is as stated, extraordinarily powerful. Cool.
Finally, I do things that normal people would do in Monopoly - namely, splitting my roll into 3d4, or a 4, 1, and 2 - and using them in that order to get North Carolina Avenue, moving backwards with the 1 to get Pacific, and then moving forwards 2 to land on the Community Chest. I'll probably do some waterfront stuff with those properties later, but for now, I'll go ahead and roll the dice to end my turn.
Awesome! I move forward 10 and I land on Boardwalk and purchase it. I use the flower to transform the nearest player into a bee so they're attracted by the nectar of the flower that I plant on Boardwalk, drawing them in and forcing them to pay rent.
I then donate half of the rent from this honey-trap to Waluigi!
I politely inform LeviRocks that I already own both Boardwalk and Park Place. This not only nullifies most of this post, but also means that they owe me $100 in rent. WALUIGIis permitted to cover half of the rent's cost if he feels so inclined, but will not receive a share in Boardwalk profits at the current time.
No, I know that you own it, but I purchase it anyway.
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I decide change the Jelly Donut into a Spider Donut and then eat the Spider Donut. That’s it.
However, somewhere in the multi-dimensions, a figure stirs. They sense the Spider Donut being eaten, and they come. It’s Muffet and some of her spiders along with her pet. She decides to set up a bake sale that will give people Spider Donuts (🍩) and Spider Cider (🍹) for 9999g. However, she notices no one has gold, and after some quick conversion, has the prices at 999M. All proceeds, however, actually go to my bank account (though no one, not even Muffet knows about this fact). Spider Donuts and Spider Cider do taste nice, and also have special unsaid powers.
I then move to jail, offer WALUIGI a Spider Donut or Spider Cider at half off (only available to those in jail), then move to Pennsylvania Railroad, and pay the fee. I then roll the dice.
We see red. Does the world wish us to retaliate? We ponder this. The world has given us anger. We feel the rush, the exhilaration to act, and we breath in the excitement. Yet it is not fitting for the banker to act out of anger. So we put it to use. In the hands of the four Inevitable, red becomes real. A shining red energy grows from their right palms, and form into the four sections of 💢. We allow the anger of the Board to channel through them, to guide them, and we release the anger. Emotion, to us, is only passing.
Like four boomerangs, they fly above the board, spinning and twirling around it. For a few cycles, they coalesce in different places and separate again and again, until they finally, rigidly, stop in the apparent form of 💢 from every direction. It moves, oddly, in between ? space and Monopoly space, but remains clearly visible to all. It twists and bends reality around it, but remains solidly in the shape of 💢.
"It appears it has locked onto Walugi. All shall be able to target him through 💢, no matter where, how, or why he is, so long as 💢 exists. Or until there is another more angry than he. Then it will lock onto them instead."
We shrug. To us, this seems irrelevant to the game. Why would anyone target Waluigi? Now that we all have joined the game, again we are. We do not wish to leave the game, but we must manifest if we are to play. We look to the other Child of One. Without warning, we channel ourselves into him, and he becomes The Inevitable, his former personality absorbed into our being. Awakening into this fleshy body, we discover that he was a middle aged policeman, directing people who came to his corner of the world to GO TO JAIL. We no longer will fulfill the role. Picking up the words, we put the GO TO JAIL card face down next to GET OUT OF JAIL FREE card. We hand that card over to Godmodder for no reason, it is removed from play. A silver Policeman piece appears on the now-blank corner square, and we move seven spaces.
We look at Park Place where our silver Policeman stops, and a twinge of guilt takes us. Memories of betrayal and lies flood us, and in resigned torture, we pass up buying PARK PLACE.
PARK PLACE IS UP FOR AUCTION! Out of a sense of obligation, we start the bidding at 300M.
For the clarity's sake, The Inevitable is now just the policeman (the first and only other Child of One kiiiinda being a summon...?) and is on no other spaces.
The 💢 locks onto Waluigi... BUT NOT FOR LONG! OBSERVE AS WALUIGI INSULTS THE DOGSIDE INTO GREATER RAGE! HEY, DOGSIDE! YOU'RE A PURPLE-NARRIED IGNORTAMUS WHOS ONLY REDEEMING QUALITY IS THAT THE WORLD THINKS ITS FUNNY THAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THINGS! GENERIC INSULT ABOUT YOUR MOTHER! I'VE HEARD YOU'RE SO BAD AT YOUR JOB, YOU CAN'T EVEN CONJURE THINGS RIGHT! IS IT TRUE THAT YOU WERE ONCE BEATEN BY A FISH ON DRY LAND, AFTER THE FISH HAD HALFWAY EXSANGUINATED? MY GRANDMOTHER COULD DO A BETTER INTERPRETATIVE DANCE THEN YOU! WHEN GALILEO ACCIDENTALLY BUILT YOU, HE PLAYED IT OFF AS MODERN ART, AND EVERYBODY BOUGHT IT! The 💢 swooshes over to the Dogside. whether this is due to Waluigis Insults, or the Dogsides nature as a being of pure Kingdom Hearts!Darkness, or the Dogsides allcaps swearing in their post, is unclear... at any rate, You then channel into the Child of One, move to Park Place and make it available for auction! Your roll for the next round is 1+5+🐳! Also, all the other inevitable instances go pfoof.
Well, I have no idea who this is, but from what I can get from the ability description she seems to be a competent leader and fighter. May be useful if strife were to break out (which likely will happen at some point!)
Good to have you along for the world domination game, Kinnianne!
I take the dagger and equip it, giving myself +2 to Dangerous and all related stats. I then move to Electric Works and cough up the 50M I owe. Hey, sometimes you have to be honorable. I've already cheated one person out of money.
I then naturally roll. Because otherwise I couldn't really do much, could I?
Oh, and I bid M550 for Park Place.
Companion Orders: Kinnianne begins gathering some Mipedians to join the [REDACTED]
(By the way, I think I forgot to collect M200 from passing GO last round)
You summon Kinnianne, equip the dagger, cough up some money- GOOD TO SEE AT LEAST SOME LUIGIS ARE HONOURABLE! - roll, and bid on the Place. oh, and yep, you should have gotten 200M last round, my mistake. Kinnianne, however, fails to locate any Mipedians, as they live in the desert, and there are no deserts around. Your roll this round is 3+6+📬! You also win the Bid for Park Place!
Because my roll consists of 3 numbers, I am now allowed to move 3 times, stopping and doing stuff with the spaces I land on.
I first use the 6 and land on the community chest between the green spaces and draw a card. Then I use the 9️⃣ to get to another community chest space after Mediterranean Ave after passing Go (and collecting 200M). After drawing that card, I move 5 to get to a Chance Space between light blue properties and draw that card.
Because of the fact that I drew 3 cards on one turn, I get a special Victory Point. I can use this point whenever I want to, to do whatever I want. However, I am not allowed to use this Victory Point on the turn I get it. So, I decide to keep it until I find it useful.
Having exhausted my moves, I roll the dice.
in a whirlwind of activity, You draw Three Cards and pass Go! Specifically, you draw a card declaring you the Second Place winner of a beauty competition (the prize for which is 10M), a card which states "Though you are only a ring, you are clearly not the first of your kind, as no masterpiece would be firstborn. no, many magical rings were made alongside the One Ring, or prior to it. In some sense, these rings could be considered your ancestors, and if one was involved in your... Wait, this is the boat keyboard guy! uh... The lolipop boat guys boat form technically counted as this boats parent somehow, and is technically dead, allowing your boat to inherit 100M from their savings which they presumably have! wait why didn't it delete the first pa" and then the text runs out of space on the card. So, from the community chest cards, you gain 110M! As for the chance card, that's- WALUIGIS TO DECIDE! WALUIGI SPENT GOOD WONEY ON THOSE CHANCE SPACES, AND WALUIGI IS GOING TO MILK THAT MONEY FOR EVERYTHING IT IS WORTH! YOU DRAW... FIRST, YOU DON'T HAVE THE 4 MANA TO PLAY THE CARD. BUT SECOND OF ALL, IF YOU HAD IT, ALL IT WOULD DO IS GIVE YOU MORE MANA AND DISCARD YOUR HAND! IT'S PROBABLY-COMPLETELY USELESS! ANYWAY YES YOU GET YOUR SPECIAL POINT. ALTHOUGH IT ISN'T QUITE AS GOOD AS THAT. SOME THINGS, IT WON'T BE ABLE TO DO. You roll the dice, and roll a three, a five, and a jelly donut. that is, 3+5+🍙. I see nothing odd about the previous line whatsoever.
Due to being too poor, the Dogside does not participate in the Auction. It has bigger fish to fry.
On the Chance card, it spots a foot. The Red Exclamation Point is used to reveal Waluigi's position on the board! The three Dogsides on the CHance Square Dogpile the foot and begin dragging it back further and further. Excited and angry at Waluigi's underhanded though not cheating tactics, The three Dogsides nearby use 4 movement to go to the chance card to assist! Yes, 2 of them move backwards - what rule is there that keeps people from moving backwards? IRRELEVANT, DOGSIDE IS DOGSIDE MOTHERF*CKER, NOT A PERSON.
Since the number of Dogsides pulling on THE GREAT AND WAANDERFUL WALUIGI'S leg now exceeds 5, Waluigi's Nintendo origins betray him, and game mechanics kick in! The leg slips from the Dogsides' mouths, causing them all to bark angrily, but they pant in satisfaction when the leg smacks Waluigi in the face, sending its grotesque Handsome body from his hiding spot and flying across the board to where the B. & O. Railroad is. Waluigi, stunned by the attack and the sheer stench of the railroad company, is unable to recollect his wits and buy it. Instead, since Waluigi landed on one of the Train tracks, a train hits him, sending him flying like a pinball until he slams into his own waterworks, breaking the pipe and flooding the board, which is all sorts of illegal. The flooding, not the breaking of the waterworks, unless Waluigi wants to charge himself for the damages.
Thankfully, Torix will issue the arrest warrant shortly.
in the meantime, the Dogside on the railroad will move 2 spaces to the Community Chest and poke its nose inside. The Dogside on Tennessee will use the last two movement to help its owners pay the rent.
The Dogside on Tennessee then rolls its 2d10s for its next move.
Chainsaw Hewitt, outta luck, decides to use its 4 Speed to head towards the Community chest. Since its speed refreshes each turn, it doesn't have to worry about being stuck, but it can't quite reach its goal this turn.
Using the power of a red exclamation point to enter an encounter despite waluigis position being ??? and not any of the chance squares, You throw Waluigi...'s piece... into the Waterworks! This floods the board! WHAAAAAT? HOW DARE YOU! WALUIGI HAS COMMITED NO CRIME HERE! WALUIGI IS AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER WHICH YOU UMBRAL CANINES HAVE VICTIMISED! IS THIS BECAUSE OF WALUIGIS PURPLE SKIN? OR IS IT BECAUSE WALUIGI HAS FOUR FEET AND NO HANDS? NO, DON'T ANSWER. WALUIGI ALREADY KNOWS. IT'S BOTH. WALUIGI WOULD LIKE TO INFORM YOU THAT NOT ONLY ARE YOU BEING SKIN-COLORIST- IT ISN'T RACIST, BECAUSE WALUIGI IS THE ONLY ONE LIKE HIM AND SO NOT A RACE- BUT YOU ARE ALSO BEING FOOTIST, AND WALUIGI WILL NOT STAND FOR IT! MOSTLY BECAUSE WALUIGI IS SITTING. THIS REALLY DOESN'T GIVE WALUIGI ANY MORE REASONS TO STOP YOU. WALUIGI IS ALREADY PLAYING AGAINST YOU, AFTER ALL. Oh, and you draw a community chest card. "Life insurance matures! more specifically, the child life insurance you have matures into a lovely teenager life insurance! Wait, you're made of darkness, and only dubiously qualify as alive? And you probably have no parental instincts? and teenager life insurance is really, really annoying? and you just murdered your teenager life insurance in a fit of rage and/or ambivalence?... well, luckily teenage life insurance corpses sell for a lot on the black market! You make a killing *wink wink, nudge nudge*, gaining 100M!" Your roll is 3+4+🐘!
I run across the board, skipping all the spaces, and tackle Waluigi
WELL I NEVER! WHAT A RAPSCALLION YOU ARE! AND BRAVE TOO, TACKLING SOMEONE WHO IS AS SPECTACULARLY SIZEABLE AS WALUIGI! BUT WALUIGI IS TOO BIG, SO THIS DOESN'T DO ANYTHING.
AND NEITHER DOES THIS, BECAUSE FRIENDSHIP IS (BLACK) MAGIC, AND THE MONOPOLY BOARD IS MOST ASSUREDLY NOT MADE OF FRIENDSHIP. ALSO, DOUBLE POSTING IS AGAINST THE RULES, AS ORANGE LUIGI THREE STATES BELOW.
I inform SqueegeeLord quickly that despite setting fire to, dispelling, and breaking all the rules, the board is still here due to being fairly fireproof and non-magical. I also inform him he's double posted, which is a slight problem and against the rules.
Due to being too poor, the Dogside does not participate in the Auction. It has bigger fish to fry.
On the Chance card, it spots a foot. The Red Exclamation Point is used to reveal Waluigi's position on the board! The three Dogsides on the CHance Square Dogpile the foot and begin dragging it back further and further. Excited and angry at Waluigi's underhanded though not cheating tactics, The three Dogsides nearby use 4 movement to go to the chance card to assist! Yes, 2 of them move backwards - what rule is there that keeps people from moving backwards? IRRELEVANT, DOGSIDE IS DOGSIDE MOTHERF*CKER, NOT A PERSON.
Since the number of Dogsides pulling on THE GREAT AND WAANDERFUL WALUIGI'S leg now exceeds 5, Waluigi's Nintendo origins betray him, and game mechanics kick in! The leg slips from the Dogsides' mouths, causing them all to bark angrily, but they pant in satisfaction when the leg smacks Waluigi in the face, sending its grotesque Handsome body from his hiding spot and flying across the board to where the B. & O. Railroad is. Waluigi, stunned by the attack and the sheer stench of the railroad company, is unable to recollect his wits and buy it. Instead, since Waluigi landed on one of the Train tracks, a train hits him, sending him flying like a pinball until he slams into his own waterworks, breaking the pipe and flooding the board, which is all sorts of illegal. The flooding, not the breaking of the waterworks, unless Waluigi wants to charge himself for the damages.
Thankfully, Torix will issue the arrest warrant shortly.
in the meantime, the Dogside on the railroad will move 2 spaces to the Community Chest and poke its nose inside. The Dogside on Tennessee will use the last two movement to help its owners pay the rent.
The Dogside on Tennessee then rolls its 2d10s for its next move.
Chainsaw Hewitt, outta luck, decides to use its 4 Speed to head towards the Community chest. Since its speed refreshes each turn, it doesn't have to worry about being stuck, but it can't quite reach its goal this turn.
The Sorcerer, knowing what he now must do, looks at Waluigi's toppled game token on the Water Works. Just within range... perfect.
To start off, Torix again splits his movment, as he has proven capable of doing when some doable shenanigans are involved. To do so, he redefines the cactus he's been given as an Artifact of the Branching Path due to it's spitting nature! This ends up allowing him to split his movement and creates all sorts of tactical possibilities! With the 12 for movement, he soon splits it into a pair of fives and a two, this time in D6s for variety. But WAIT! This gives me doubles, allowing me to roll twice next turn! I will do so at the first opportunity.
Creating a boat to move around better and depending on the first 5 to move to and buy Kentucky Avenue, this seems fairly reasonable. I mean... it's not owned, and it's fairly easy to attain! Not a bad start. Her then repeats the process, using his other 5 to move over to Atlantic Avenue and attain it as well... leaving the two and allowing Torix to move to the Water Works, where the toppled... er, perpetually screaming head serving as Waluigi's token lies.
And so I walk up. And I pull out my Go to Jail card... and politely, I stick it in the screaming head's perpetually open mouth - hence putting it in his inventory. "You have been arrested for multiple accounts of property damage and also literally flooding the entire board. That isn't okay. " The card then teleports the token to jail, where he will sit and be sad until he gets out - all the while paying the DogSide.
From across the board, I give the Dogs a finger gun. And a bunch of treats, because they are all good boies.
Unfortunately, doubles rules apply to Rolling doubles, not to rolling and then redefining into it being doubles. You move 5, and buy Kentucky Avenue! However, you don't have a justification for the boat, so it evaporates. You then buy Atlantic Avenue, and then force Waluigi to go to jail (Paying 120M to him in the process, since you landed on Waterworks to do so)! Waluigi is not actually at fault for the flooding of the board,seeing as he was thrown into the waterworks by a train, or property damage, because he owns the waterworks, but the Go to Jail card is very clear. Waluigi is now in jail. He is very dissatisfied about this, but it turns out the walls of his cell are soundproof. who'd have thunk it. You roll a 7+💛! While the numerology and emonological implications of this roll may seem suspiciously to some eyes, they are the result of pure chance. Oh, and the Dogsides definitely are Not good boys. I'm not sure where you would have gotten the idea.
Moving forward to Marvin Gardens, I buy the space, and hire a butler named Marvin to take care of the gardens. Confused to what 💷 is, I hand it over to Marvin, and tell him give it to whomever lands on this space first. I then use the red 6, turning my space to a red space, instead of yellow, and increase its rent by 6 + n, where n is the amount of houses on it.
You buy marvin Gardens, then give Marvin the 💷! Using the Red Six, you then upgrade the gardens! Your next roll is 6+4+, which is for some reason Not an emoji.
I pass go, collect, and move 6 spaces to b&o railroads, ride to my airport and fly to LeviRocks and ask for a job as a bodyguard. If accepted, I move with him along the board
The stated action is not close enough to coherence for me to even say it fails. there aren't Any railroads 6 spaces from Go, you can't Pass go when you're already on it and joining the game, and a lot of this doesn't even really make sense.
I pass go, collect, and move 6 spaces to b&o railroads, ride to my airport and fly to LeviRocks and ask for a job as a bodyguard. If accepted, I move with him along the board
Seeing as I do not have a body, I don't really need a bodyguard. You can be a property guard, though.
I pass go, collect, and move 6 spaces to b&o railroads, ride to my airport and fly to LeviRocks and ask for a job as a bodyguard. If accepted, I move with him along the board
Seeing as I do not have a body, I don't really need a bodyguard. You can be a property guard, though.
Deal. None shall pass without paying proper rent and no property damage shall occur. My fee is 75 M an hour.
Note: Four rounds ~= 1 in-character hour. annnnd... which property are you guarding?
It's Waluigis Turn! buuuuut he's in jail. In a soundproof cell. So he-WAAA-HA-HA! WALUIGI IS A GENIUS! WALUIGI MAY BE IN JAIL, BUT WALUIGI CAN STILL ROLL HIS DICE! AND WHILE 3+2 IS NOT A JAIL-BUSTING ROLL, THE 🌐 IS OBVIOUSLY A SYMBOL OF THE INTERNET, LETTING WALUIGI HACK INTO THE SPEAKER SYSTEMS WALUIGI INSTALLED ON EVERYONES LEFT ELBOWS AND START TALKING AGAIN! WHAT WAS THAT NARRATING LUIGI WAS GOING TO SAY? THAT WALUIGI WAS GOING TO HAVE TO WAIT PATIENTLY? NARRATOR LUIGI WAS A FOOL! AN IDIOT! AN ABSOLUTE BUFFALO! Now that's crossing the line. I don't care what you say about me, but stop insulting the Buffalo! *crickets* DO YOU HEAR THAT, NARRATOR LUIGI? YOUR JOKE... IT IS TERRIBLE. HONESTLY, WALUIGI IS ASHAMED TO HAVE EVER INTERACTED WITH YOU. ...Fair enough. Well, what are you going to do? You Are still in jail, even if you can talk again. OH, WALUIGI HAS A PLAN, LUIGI. WALUIGI ALWAYS HAS A PLAN. WALUIGIS PLAN IS TO WAIT UNTIL CIRCUMSTANCES ARRIVE THAT ALLOW WALUIGI TO FORMULATE AN ADVANTAGEOUS PLAN. IT'S A CLASSIC PLAN. So you're going to be quiet now? NO, WALUIGI IS OBVIOUSLY GOING TO NARRATE TOO. BECAUSE WALUIGI CAN. THE LUIGIS HAVE FLOODED THE BOARD. But This Takes Time. After All, There Is Only One Tap In The Water Works. So, It didn't finish happening until Waluigis turn, just now. in fact, it isn't even done now. The Water is gradually flooding the board. At the moment, every place within 5 movement of the Waterworks is waterlogged! Crossing a Waterlogged space requires a way to cross waterlogged spaces. Like a boat. Or being so tall that you can just walk through them, like Waluigi. If already on a waterlogged space, the tide will carry you to the edge of the waterlogged zone, away from Waterworks. If all spaces are Waterlogged, Waterlogging will just halve movement. There may be other effects of water too, like shenanigans.
Current Subgame: Monopoly. Field spell/ Stadium / Land/Arena: None/Waterlogged Monopoly Board. Player-unaligned note: Nature Reserve on Free Parking.
WALUIGI, THE GREAT AND PURPLE. PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: W AAA AA A Points: 0. Money: 1540 - ???W Cards or other Resources: Electric Company, Waterworks. Indiana Avenue (1 house). Magical Ogre Idle in a tractor. Mediterranean Avenue. All 3 chance squares. Discarded: none. Other: Perpetually Screaming Head Figure. Board Position: J-J-J-JAIL.
SLATE LUILeviRocks PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 985M Cards or other resources: Miners Railroad (+60M/R!). on a Chance Square. Rolled a 6+4+! Marvins Gardens (Marvin! 💷! Red Space! +6*(houses+1) Rent!) Discarded: none Other: Crushed Boat. Board Position: Community Chest (right side of board). planted The One Flower on States Ave.
ASSOQwerty_ PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 1,500M Cards or other resources: Rolled a 9+tape recorder Discarded: none Other: Board position: 0
RED LMemer Asriel PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 1,630M Cards or other resources: Rolled a 3+5+🍙! owns Illinois ave, Ventnor Ave! Astral Communion! Discarded: none Other: Keyboard in a sailboat! Board position: ChanceSqr 1!
Balisticgamer PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 1,500M Cards or other resources: Rolled a 11+Couch Discarded: none Other: is a monopoly piece. Board position: presumably 11.
NightskyPirate PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 1,060M Cards or other resources: Rolled a 1+5+🐳. Owns Virginia Ave (1 House), St.Charles Place, New York Ave, and Tennessee Ave! Tax-proof! Discarded: none Other: Face-Down get-out-of-jail-free card? Or maybe discarded that? Board position: Park Place.
SHADODogside PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 434M Cards or other resources: Rolled a 3+4+🐘, has👏! Owns Jail! Owns all light blue spaces! Owns Pennsylvanian Railroad! has Chainsaw Hewitt (-1 Str)! Discarded: none Other: Dog. Board position: Many.
ORANTorix Worldweaver PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth:P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 840M Cards or other resources: Rolled a 7+💛! has St.James Place, Kentucky Ave, and Atlantic Ave! Discarded: none Other: Board position: Indiana Ave.
SirNatureWriter PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth:P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 900M Cards or other resources: rolled a 3+6+📬! Dagger Equipped! Boardwalk and Park Place! Discarded: none Other: Board position: Electric Company. Is the One Ring. Has Kinnianne.
Do I have a roll?
edit: never mind, I just saw it
deciding against property guard seeing how many rounds it would take to get paid, I move from Marvin gardens 8 spaces to park place and buy it for 350 M then plant my printer to start printing money. I use my remaining movement to reach go, then end my turn
Awesome! I move forward 10 and I land on Boardwalk and purchase it. I use the flower to transform the nearest player into a bee so they're attracted by the nectar of the flower that I plant on Boardwalk, drawing them in and forcing them to pay rent.
I then donate half of the rent from this honey-trap to Waluigi!
I politely inform LeviRocks that I already own both Boardwalk and Park Place. This not only nullifies most of this post, but also means that they owe me $100 in rent. WALUIGIis permitted to cover half of the rent's cost if he feels so inclined, but will not receive a share in Boardwalk profits at the current time.
No, I know that you own it, but I purchase it anyway.
You receive a note:
LeviRocks,
I regret to inform you that no, you don't actually purchase it. As owner of Boardwalk, I alone have the authority to designate it as "for sale" or not, and seeing as I own both dark blue spaces, I think it's pretty obvious that neither of them are for sale. If you continue to attempt to take my property without my consent, my legal team will be after you faster than you can say "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALUIGI!". Consider yourself warned.
deciding against property guard seeing how many rounds it would take to get paid, I move from Marvin gardens 8 spaces to park place and buy it for 350 M then plant my printer to start printing money. I use my remaining movement to reach go, then end my turn
You receive an almost identical note, with the exception that any mention of Boardwalk becomes Park Place, and vice versa, and also stating that considering I bought it for M550 any price I would potentially list it for in the future (which is unlikely to ever happen) would be considerably higher than 350.
(Also a note for the future, I'd appreciate if you didn't flood the chat with the entirety of JOE's post. The only reason we've been quoting posts is because we've been responding to each other, and frankly it's an unnecessary mess to read through. If you do feel the need to quote his entire post, at least spoiler it first.)
Now my previously scheduled action, seeing as I've dealt with the threat of property theft...
I use eight of my nine movement sprinting across the board, quickly removing the attached pole from the mailbox, giving me a conveniently-removed pole and a - (the wingdings mailbox symbol bound to the '-' key conveniently doesn't have a pole). As I'm about to hit Kentucky Avenue, I use the conveniently-removed pole to vault over Kentucky Avenue and land directly on the Chance square, narrowly avoiding the water (though it wouldn't really matter anyway). I then realized I dropped $18 dollars somewhere over Kentucky Avenue. Whoops, guess that covers the rent for the square I would've landed on. But hey, I get an extra space and potential rewards out of it, so I can't complain.
I then draw a Chance card and roll the dice for my next turn.
Companion Orders: Kinnianne looks to recruit some non-mipedian entities for the cause of the [REBDACTED].
I set the board on fire
We see Dogside trying to do housework and we Remeber to get some food for him, whatever happens. But we're running an auction at the moment so it'll have to wait a bit.
I run across the board, skipping all the spaces, and tackle Waluigi
I dispel the monopoly board
I inform SqueegeeLord quickly that despite setting fire to, dispelling, and breaking all the rules, the board is still here due to being fairly fireproof and non-magical. I also inform him he's double posted, which is a slight problem and against the rules.
... Anyways! Time to get back in character!
The Sorcerer, knowing what he now must do, looks at Waluigi's toppled game token on the Water Works. Just within range... perfect.
To start off, Torix again splits his movment, as he has proven capable of doing when some doable shenanigans are involved. To do so, he redefines the cactus he's been given as an Artifact of the Branching Path due to it's spitting nature! This ends up allowing him to split his movement and creates all sorts of tactical possibilities! With the 12 for movement, he soon splits it into a pair of fives and a two, this time in D6s for variety. But WAIT! This gives me doubles, allowing me to roll twice next turn! I will do so at the first opportunity.
Creating a boat to move around better and depending on the first 5 to move to and buy Kentucky Avenue, this seems fairly reasonable. I mean... it's not owned, and it's fairly easy to attain! Not a bad start. Her then repeats the process, using his other 5 to move over to Atlantic Avenue and attain it as well... leaving the two and allowing Torix to move to the Water Works, where the toppled... er, perpetually screaming head serving as Waluigi's token lies.
And so I walk up. And I pull out my Go to Jail card... and politely, I stick it in the screaming head's perpetually open mouth - hence putting it in his inventory. "You have been arrested for multiple accounts of property damage and also literally flooding the entire board. That isn't okay. " The card then teleports the token to jail, where he will sit and be sad until he gets out - all the while paying the DogSide.
From across the board, I give the Dogs a finger gun. And a bunch of treats, because they are all good boies.
My token is a warhammer I join the game
who owns what
Moving forward to Marvin Gardens, I buy the space, and hire a butler named Marvin to take care of the gardens. Confused to what 💷 is, I hand it over to Marvin, and tell him give it to whomever lands on this space first. I then use the red 6, turning my space to a red space, instead of yellow, and increase its rent by 6 + n, where n is the amount of houses on it.
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I pass go, collect, and move 6 spaces to b&o railroads, ride to my airport and fly to LeviRocks and ask for a job as a bodyguard. If accepted, I move with him along the board
Seeing as I do not have a body, I don't really need a bodyguard. You can be a property guard, though.
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Deal. None shall pass without paying proper rent and no property damage shall occur. My fee is 75
Man hour.The 💢 locks onto Waluigi... BUT NOT FOR LONG! OBSERVE AS WALUIGI INSULTS THE DOGSIDE INTO GREATER RAGE! HEY, DOGSIDE! YOU'RE A PURPLE-NARRIED IGNORTAMUS WHOS ONLY REDEEMING QUALITY IS THAT THE WORLD THINKS ITS FUNNY THAT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THINGS! GENERIC INSULT ABOUT YOUR MOTHER! I'VE HEARD YOU'RE SO BAD AT YOUR JOB, YOU CAN'T EVEN CONJURE THINGS RIGHT! IS IT TRUE THAT YOU WERE ONCE BEATEN BY A FISH ON DRY LAND, AFTER THE FISH HAD HALFWAY EXSANGUINATED? MY GRANDMOTHER COULD DO A BETTER INTERPRETATIVE DANCE THEN YOU! WHEN GALILEO ACCIDENTALLY BUILT YOU, HE PLAYED IT OFF AS MODERN ART, AND EVERYBODY BOUGHT IT!
The 💢 swooshes over to the Dogside. whether this is due to Waluigis Insults, or the Dogsides nature as a being of pure Kingdom Hearts!Darkness, or the Dogsides allcaps swearing in their post, is unclear... at any rate, You then channel into the Child of One, move to Park Place and make it available for auction! Your roll for the next round is 1+5+🐳! Also, all the other inevitable instances go pfoof.
You summon Kinnianne, equip the dagger, cough up some money- GOOD TO SEE AT LEAST SOME LUIGIS ARE HONOURABLE! - roll, and bid on the Place. oh, and yep, you should have gotten 200
Mlast round, my mistake. Kinnianne, however, fails to locate any Mipedians, as they live in the desert, and there are no deserts around.Your roll this round is 3+6+📬! You also win the Bid for Park Place!
in a whirlwind of activity, You draw Three Cards and pass Go! Specifically, you draw a card declaring you the Second Place winner of a beauty competition (the prize for which is 10
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M), a card which states "Though you are only a ring, you are clearly not the first of your kind, as no masterpiece would be firstborn. no, many magical rings were made alongside the One Ring, or prior to it. In some sense, these rings could be considered your ancestors, and if one was involved in your... Wait, this is the boat keyboard guy! uh... The lolipop boat guys boat form technically counted as this boats parent somehow, and is technically dead, allowing your boat to inherit 100Mfrom their savings which they presumably have! wait why didn't it delete the first pa" and then the text runs out of space on the card. So, from the community chest cards, you gain 110M! As for the chance card, that's- WALUIGIS TO DECIDE! WALUIGI SPENT GOODWONEY ON THOSE CHANCE SPACES, AND WALUIGI IS GOING TO MILK THAT MONEY FOR EVERYTHING IT IS WORTH! YOU DRAW...FIRST, YOU DON'T HAVE THE 4 MANA TO PLAY THE CARD. BUT SECOND OF ALL, IF YOU HAD IT, ALL IT WOULD DO IS GIVE YOU MORE MANA AND DISCARD YOUR HAND! IT'S PROBABLY-COMPLETELY USELESS! ANYWAY YES YOU GET YOUR SPECIAL POINT. ALTHOUGH IT ISN'T QUITE AS GOOD AS THAT. SOME THINGS, IT WON'T BE ABLE TO DO.
You roll the dice, and roll a three, a five, and a jelly donut. that is, 3+5+🍙.
I see nothing odd about the previous line whatsoever.
Using the power of a red exclamation point to enter an encounter despite waluigis position being ??? and not any of the chance squares, You throw Waluigi...'s piece... into the Waterworks! This floods the board! WHAAAAAT? HOW DARE YOU! WALUIGI HAS COMMITED NO CRIME HERE! WALUIGI IS AN INNOCENT BYSTANDER WHICH YOU UMBRAL CANINES HAVE VICTIMISED! IS THIS BECAUSE OF WALUIGIS PURPLE SKIN? OR IS IT BECAUSE WALUIGI HAS FOUR FEET AND NO HANDS? NO, DON'T ANSWER. WALUIGI ALREADY KNOWS. IT'S BOTH. WALUIGI WOULD LIKE TO INFORM YOU THAT NOT ONLY ARE YOU BEING SKIN-COLORIST- IT ISN'T RACIST, BECAUSE WALUIGI IS THE ONLY ONE LIKE HIM AND SO NOT A RACE- BUT YOU ARE ALSO BEING FOOTIST, AND WALUIGI WILL NOT STAND FOR IT! MOSTLY BECAUSE WALUIGI IS SITTING. THIS REALLY DOESN'T GIVE WALUIGI ANY MORE REASONS TO STOP YOU. WALUIGI IS ALREADY PLAYING AGAINST YOU, AFTER ALL.
Oh, and you draw a community chest card.
"Life insurance matures! more specifically, the child life insurance you have matures into a lovely teenager life insurance! Wait, you're made of darkness, and only dubiously qualify as alive? And you probably have no parental instincts? and teenager life insurance is really, really annoying? and you just murdered your teenager life insurance in a fit of rage and/or ambivalence?... well, luckily teenage life insurance corpses sell for a lot on the black market! You make a killing *wink wink, nudge nudge*, gaining 100
M!"Your roll is 3+4+🐘!
You attempt to set the board on fire! it was just flooded. Fire not good work on water. oh no.
WELL I NEVER! WHAT A RAPSCALLION YOU ARE! AND BRAVE TOO, TACKLING SOMEONE WHO IS AS SPECTACULARLY SIZEABLE AS WALUIGI! BUT WALUIGI IS TOO BIG, SO THIS DOESN'T DO ANYTHING.
AND NEITHER DOES THIS, BECAUSE FRIENDSHIP IS (BLACK) MAGIC, AND THE MONOPOLY BOARD IS MOST ASSUREDLY NOT MADE OF FRIENDSHIP.
ALSO, DOUBLE POSTING IS AGAINST THE RULES, AS ORANGE LUIGI THREE STATES BELOW.
Unfortunately, doubles rules apply to Rolling doubles, not to rolling and then redefining into it being doubles. You move 5, and buy Kentucky Avenue! However, you don't have a justification for the boat, so it evaporates. You then buy Atlantic Avenue, and then force Waluigi to go to jail (Paying 120
Mto him in the process, since you landed on Waterworks to do so)! Waluigi is not actually at fault for the flooding of the board,seeing as he was thrown into the waterworks by a train, or property damage, because he owns the waterworks, but the Go to Jail card is very clear. Waluigi is now in jail. He is very dissatisfied about this, but it turns out the walls of his cell are soundproof. who'd have thunk it.You roll a 7+💛! While the numerology and emonological implications of this roll may seem suspiciously to some eyes, they are the result of pure chance.
Oh, and the Dogsides definitely are Not good boys. I'm not sure where you would have gotten the idea.
The ownerships are listed next to each individual persons Paradox Monopoly descriptions.
You roll a 5+6+🖨!
You buy marvin Gardens, then give Marvin the 💷! Using the Red Six, you then upgrade the gardens! Your next roll is 6+4+
, which is for some reason Not an emoji.
The stated action is not close enough to coherence for me to even say it fails. there aren't Any railroads 6 spaces from Go, you can't Pass go when you're already on it and joining the game, and a lot of this doesn't even really make sense.
Note: Four rounds ~= 1 in-character hour. annnnd... which property are you guarding?
! Marvins Gardens (Marvin! 💷! Red Space! +6*(houses+1) Rent!)
It's Waluigis Turn! buuuuut he's in jail. In a soundproof cell. So he-WAAA-HA-HA! WALUIGI IS A GENIUS! WALUIGI MAY BE IN JAIL, BUT WALUIGI CAN STILL ROLL HIS DICE! AND WHILE 3+2 IS NOT A JAIL-BUSTING ROLL, THE 🌐 IS OBVIOUSLY A SYMBOL OF THE INTERNET, LETTING WALUIGI HACK INTO THE SPEAKER SYSTEMS WALUIGI INSTALLED ON EVERYONES LEFT ELBOWS AND START TALKING AGAIN! WHAT WAS THAT NARRATING LUIGI WAS GOING TO SAY? THAT WALUIGI WAS GOING TO HAVE TO WAIT PATIENTLY? NARRATOR LUIGI WAS A FOOL! AN IDIOT! AN ABSOLUTE BUFFALO! Now that's crossing the line. I don't care what you say about me, but stop insulting the Buffalo!
*crickets*
DO YOU HEAR THAT, NARRATOR LUIGI? YOUR JOKE... IT IS TERRIBLE. HONESTLY, WALUIGI IS ASHAMED TO HAVE EVER INTERACTED WITH YOU.
...Fair enough. Well, what are you going to do? You Are still in jail, even if you can talk again. OH, WALUIGI HAS A PLAN, LUIGI. WALUIGI ALWAYS HAS A PLAN.
WALUIGIS PLAN IS TO WAIT UNTIL CIRCUMSTANCES ARRIVE THAT ALLOW WALUIGI TO FORMULATE AN ADVANTAGEOUS PLAN. IT'S A CLASSIC PLAN.
So you're going to be quiet now?
NO, WALUIGI IS OBVIOUSLY GOING TO NARRATE TOO. BECAUSE WALUIGI CAN. THE LUIGIS HAVE FLOODED THE BOARD. But This Takes Time. After All, There Is Only One Tap In The Water Works. So, It didn't finish happening until Waluigis turn, just now. in fact, it isn't even done now. The Water is gradually flooding the board. At the moment, every place within 5 movement of the Waterworks is waterlogged! Crossing a Waterlogged space requires a way to cross waterlogged spaces. Like a boat. Or being so tall that you can just walk through them, like Waluigi. If already on a waterlogged space, the tide will carry you to the edge of the waterlogged zone, away from Waterworks. If all spaces are Waterlogged, Waterlogging will just halve movement. There may be other effects of water too, like shenanigans.
Current Subgame: Monopoly.
Field spell/ Stadium / Land/Arena: None/Waterlogged Monopoly Board.
Player-unaligned note: Nature Reserve on Free Parking.
WALUIGI, THE GREAT AND PURPLE.
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: W AAA AA A
Points: 0. Money: 1540 - ???
WCards or other Resources: Electric Company, Waterworks. Indiana Avenue (1 house). Magical Ogre Idle in a tractor. Mediterranean Avenue. All 3 chance squares.
Discarded: none.
Other: Perpetually Screaming Head Figure. Board Position: J-J-J-JAIL.
SLATE LUILeviRocks
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 985
MCards or other resources: Miners Railroad (+60
M/R!). on a Chance Square. Rolled a 6+4+Discarded: none
Other: Crushed Boat. Board Position: Community Chest (right side of board). planted The One Flower on States Ave.
ASSOQwerty_
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 1,500
MCards or other resources: Rolled a 9+tape recorder
Discarded: none
Other: Board position: 0
RED LMemer Asriel
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 1,630
MCards or other resources: Rolled a 3+5+🍙! owns Illinois ave, Ventnor Ave! Astral Communion!
Discarded: none
Other: Keyboard in a sailboat! Board position: ChanceSqr 1!
Balisticgamer
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 1,500
MCards or other resources: Rolled a 11+Couch
Discarded: none
Other: is a monopoly piece. Board position: presumably 11.
NightskyPirate
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 1,060
MCards or other resources: Rolled a 1+5+🐳. Owns Virginia Ave (1 House), St.Charles Place, New York Ave, and Tennessee Ave! Tax-proof!
Discarded: none
Other: Face-Down get-out-of-jail-free card? Or maybe discarded that? Board position: Park Place.
SHADODogside
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 434
MCards or other resources: Rolled a 3+4+🐘, has👏! Owns Jail! Owns all light blue spaces! Owns Pennsylvanian Railroad! has Chainsaw Hewitt (-1 Str)!
Discarded: none
Other: Dog. Board position: Many.
ORANTorix Worldweaver
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 840
MCards or other resources: Rolled a 7+💛! has St.James Place, Kentucky Ave, and Atlantic Ave!
Discarded: none
Other: Board position: Indiana Ave.
SirNatureWriter
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 900
MCards or other resources: rolled a 3+6+📬! Dagger Equipped! Boardwalk and Park Place!
Discarded: none
Other: Board position: Electric Company. Is the One Ring. Has Kinnianne.
Awesome! I move forward 10 and I land on Boardwalk and purchase it. I use the flower to transform the nearest player into a bee so they're attracted by the nectar of the flower that I plant on Boardwalk, drawing them in and forcing them to pay rent.
I then donate half of the rent from this honey-trap to Waluigi!
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"Wait, how am I Orange Luigi number 3? There are only two others in the board right now, unless you count red as a share of orange, which just... isn't correct."
" Boardwalk is already owned, so theoretically your actions this turn just makes you transform yourself into a bee, get attracted by the nectar, and... yea. Congrats, ya played yourself. Sure Waluigi will appreciate the rent, though. "
Alrighty, then. First thing's first - I... I realize that I've slipped into first person narration on myself, starting as of last turn sometime. Whoops.
Either way - that doesn't matter right now! I need to deal with the Water Works and the minor flooding issue that may overtake the board if I don't do something. Since I'm already on the space, I first cast Alter Self on... well, myself, which I have the ability to do because I am a Sorcerer that is far more skilled than being third level, which is the minimum required to cast this spell. The spell ends up granting me a swim speed, along with temporary amphibiousness, so it's a valid way to move around in the water unhindered. This should last enough for... maybe four turns, or possibly less if I move Concentration to something else (or get hit) - but for now, it works! Using my new-found aquatic capabilities, I go ahead and turn off the water spout of the Water Works, stopping the board from being further waterlogged! This is truly the best use of my time... but anyways. Moving on!
Next thing I do - I use the 💛 I rolled. As I attain the yellow heart - or the soul of Justice, according to a certain indie game - I grant myself it's power! Undertale fans would be screaming right now at the impossibilities of this, stating that I cannot use the soul because I am currently a human, and not a monster! I... well, I give them a second look, really. Along with being an elf by race, which is not a human, I qualify as a monster due to additionally being part fish right now, on top of everything else. Currently, I'm more like a Zora from BoTW than anything... so... Yea. Not human. Monster.
Right. Now that this pre-requisite is out of the way, I absorb the 💛 that I have been given and grant myself unimaginable power!... as quoted in the game's lore. I don't necessarily know what this means for the game, but I am now a being with both a human and monster soul (more or less), which is as stated, extraordinarily powerful. Cool.
Finally, I do things that normal people would do in Monopoly - namely, splitting my roll into 3d4, or a 4, 1, and 2 - and using them in that order to get North Carolina Avenue, moving backwards with the 1 to get Pacific, and then moving forwards 2 to land on the Community Chest. I'll probably do some waterfront stuff with those properties later, but for now, I'll go ahead and roll the dice to end my turn.
No, I know that you own it, but I purchase it anyway.
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I decide change the Jelly Donut into a Spider Donut and then eat the Spider Donut. That’s it.
However, somewhere in the multi-dimensions, a figure stirs. They sense the Spider Donut being eaten, and they come. It’s Muffet and some of her spiders along with her pet. She decides to set up a bake sale that will give people Spider Donuts (🍩) and Spider Cider (🍹) for 9999g. However, she notices no one has gold, and after some quick conversion, has the prices at 999
M. All proceeds, however, actually go to my bank account (though no one, not even Muffet knows about this fact). Spider Donuts and Spider Cider do taste nice, and also have special unsaid powers.I then move to jail, offer WALUIGI a Spider Donut or Spider Cider at half off (only available to those in jail), then move to Pennsylvania Railroad, and pay the fee. I then roll the dice.
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Do I have a roll?
edit: never mind, I just saw it
deciding against property guard seeing how many rounds it would take to get paid, I move from Marvin gardens 8 spaces to park place and buy it for 350
Mthen plant my printer to start printing money. I use my remaining movement to reach go, then end my turnYou receive a note:
LeviRocks,
I regret to inform you that no, you don't actually purchase it. As owner of Boardwalk, I alone have the authority to designate it as "for sale" or not, and seeing as I own both dark blue spaces, I think it's pretty obvious that neither of them are for sale. If you continue to attempt to take my property without my consent, my legal team will be after you faster than you can say "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALUIGI!". Consider yourself warned.
SirNatureWriter
Booshmaster and One Ring
You receive an almost identical note, with the exception that any mention of Boardwalk becomes Park Place, and vice versa, and also stating that considering I bought it for
M550 any price I would potentially list it for in the future (which is unlikely to ever happen) would be considerably higher than 350.(Also a note for the future, I'd appreciate if you didn't flood the chat with the entirety of JOE's post. The only reason we've been quoting posts is because we've been responding to each other, and frankly it's an unnecessary mess to read through. If you do feel the need to quote his entire post, at least spoiler it first.)
Now my previously scheduled action, seeing as I've dealt with the threat of property theft...
I use eight of my nine movement sprinting across the board, quickly removing the attached pole from the mailbox, giving me a conveniently-removed pole and a - (the wingdings mailbox symbol bound to the '-' key conveniently doesn't have a pole). As I'm about to hit Kentucky Avenue, I use the conveniently-removed pole to vault over Kentucky Avenue and land directly on the Chance square, narrowly avoiding the water (though it wouldn't really matter anyway). I then realized I dropped $18 dollars somewhere over Kentucky Avenue. Whoops, guess that covers the rent for the square I would've landed on. But hey, I get an extra space and potential rewards out of it, so I can't complain.
I then draw a Chance card and roll the dice for my next turn.
Companion Orders: Kinnianne looks to recruit some non-mipedian entities for the cause of the [RE
BDACTED].Then I don’t buy park place, I apologize for flooding the forum, and proceed to wait for my next turn
I just skipped to the end, what is happening here, and what happened to confront the godmodder?
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I like spell points.
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I (used to, it's kinda dead now) participate in the Level 20 Gladiator Arena with a nameless hero (actually I think I deleted him, whoops).
Someone spawned a monopoly board.....
.....so we play monopoly