I use the waterproof lipstick to make myself slippery and therefore can glide through the water without costing extra movement to get places. I then swim to chance with my 5 and then add my 2 to my next roll
Now, I move 3 spaces. I am about to stop at Oriental Avenue when I drop the crocodile off the boat, lightening the load so that I move to the Chance Space. Now, with the croc at Oriental Avenue, it decides to attack everyone but me who passes it.
Now on a different note, I spend 400M to gain 4 crystals called mana (💎). I then use the Astral Communion and gain 10 💎 I sell that 💎 to get 1000M back, gaining a profit of 600M. I also buy a Spider Cider (🍹) for 999M, but since all profits go to me, I basically get it for free.
Whistling "We Will All Go Together When We Go" while we move to Connecticut, we frown at all the water all over the board. What has become of the world?
No matter. We keep to ourselves for now, reading our 🔞 NSFW forbidden book from beyond the Beyond. Its secrets are not safe to reveal. Yet.
Moving forward 7 spaces, I land on Vermont Avenue. I purchase it, and use my teacup to transform my new property to Victorian Avenue, which is now stylized around Victorian England. I settle down for awhile, drinking tea to prepare myself for the mayoral race.
Edit: I am partially a boat, so I should float.
You would normally be correct, but you may recall the Darkside beat your figurine with a rock until it was rather crushed earlier? this makes your boat non-functional for boat purposes, and was stated to have that effect at the time. As a result,you only as far as your Mining Railroad. Besides, both Mediterranean and Vermont avenue have already been purchased, by Waluigi and the Dogside, respectively. You then sip some tea! very posh, very intellectual. an excellent image for the election. Your roll for the next round is 1+5+🔦.
I use the waterproof lipstick to make myself slippery and therefore can glide through the water without costing extra movement to get places. I then swim to chance with my 5 and then add my 2 to my next roll
You empower yourself to bypass swimming limitations, then land on a chance square! The card you draw reads... "Make general repairs on all your property: For each house pay $25, For each hotel $100." since you have no houses or hotels, it does nothing! Your next roll is 3+6+🏉, which you then tape another +2 to.
Now, I move 3 spaces. I am about to stop at Oriental Avenue when I drop the crocodile off the boat, lightening the load so that I move to the Chance Space. Now, with the croc at Oriental Avenue, it decides to attack everyone but me who passes it.
Now on a different note, I spend 400M to gain 4 crystals called mana (💎). I then use the Astral Communion and gain 10 💎 I sell that 💎 to get 1000M back, gaining a profit of 600M. I also buy a Spider Cider (🍹) for 999M, but since all profits go to me, I basically get it for free.
you move 3 spaces! I think this is a result of a misunderstanding- Most people have their movements halved by the water. You are on a boat, so your movement is fine. You drop off a Crocodile on Oriental Avenue to attack others who pass it! You spend 400M to gain 4 Mana, then use astral communion, gaining 10 Mana Crystals... and discarding your hand. You no longer own Illinois and Ventor avenues! Muffet no longer accepts your authority! On the other hand, it turns out Mana Crystals are more accurately described as Mana Generators then they are Mana. You now gain 125M in Mana per round (It turns out the person who you bought mana From overcharged you.)! With the newfound immense price of a spider cider, you decide not to buy it just yet. Your next roll is 2+4+🐧!
Whistling "We Will All Go Together When We Go" while we move to Connecticut, we frown at all the water all over the board. What has become of the world?
No matter. We keep to ourselves for now, reading our 🔞 NSFW forbidden book from beyond the Beyond. Its secrets are not safe to reveal. Yet.
Oh, and we pay our due for rent as we should.
You demonstrate your good taste, then read your new forbidden book... an unusual amount of the pages have been replaced with poetry proclaiming the grandeur of bees. the bee poet also seems enamoured with bridges and blood. you know, ordinary topics for poems hidden in a forbidden book. Your roll for the next round is 5+1+☢!
HM. IT IS WALUIGIS TURN AGAIN. THAT WAS FAST! WALUIGI ROLLS 5+3+🍾. FIRST OF ALL, WALUIGI MOVES 5 TO BALTIC AVENUE AND PURCHASES IT, PASSING GO IN THE PROCESS. OVERALL WALUIGI GAINS 140W AND A PROPERTY. WALUIGI PROCEEDS TO GENEROUSLY DONATE WALUIGIS REMAINING 3 MOVEMENT TO 😎 WHICH STARTS MAKING ITS ROUNDS AMONG THE CONSTITUENTS. IT ALSO HAS WALUIGI'S 🍾, WHICH IT MAKES GOOD USE OF TO IMPAIR THE JUDGEMENT OF VARIOUS MONOPOLY RESIDENTS AND CONVINCE THEM OF ITS INHERENT GOOD NATURE. WHICH IT DEFINITELY HAS. I MEAN, LOOK AT IT, IT HAS SHADES AND STUFF. The Electoral Competition precedes. The populace wants to know what each canditate is actually about. like, why are they running for mayor? what'll they do if they become mayor? does the world exist? does this country exist? does gilbert gottfried exist? are they running for mayor? Is the answer gilbert gottfried? does it have a tail? ...and so on.
. Current Subgame: Monopoly. Field spell/ Stadium / Land/Arena: None/Fully Waterlogged Monopoly Board. Player-unaligned note: Nature Reserve on Free Parking.
WALUIGI, THE GREAT AND PURPLE. PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: W AAA AA Points: 0. Money: 655 W Cards or other Resources: Electric Company, Waterworks. Indiana Avenue (1 house). Magical Ogre Idle in a tractor. Mediterranean&Baltic Avenue. All 3 chance squares. Kyushi, Shikoku, Honshi, Luxury Tax Space. Discarded: none. Other: Perpetually Screaming-er until victory Head Figure. Board Position: Baltic Ave
SLATE LUILeviRocks PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 1263M Cards or other resources: Miners Railroad (+60M/R!). Rolled a 1+5+🔦! Marvins Gardens (Marvin! 💷! Red Space! +6*(houses+1) Rent!) Discarded: none Other: Crushed Boat. Board Position: Miners Railroad. planted The One Flower on States Ave. Wearing a wet shirt to run for mayor.
RED LMemer Asriel PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 1,480M Cards or other resources: Rolled a 2+4+🐧! 10 Mana Crystals (+125M/R!) Discarded: Illinois ave, Ventnor Ave, ownership of Muffet, Astral Communion Other: Keyboard in a sailboat! Board position: Com.Chest Left.
NightskyPirate PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 1,084M Cards or other resources: Rolled a 5+1+☢, +20M/R (Whales!). Owns Virginia Ave (1 House), St.Charles Place, New York Ave, and Tennessee Ave! Tax-proof! Discarded: none Other: Face-Down get-out-of-jail-free card? Or maybe discarded that? Board position: Conecticut Ave.
SHADODogside PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 555M Cards or other resources: Rolled a 4+2+🔅! Owns Jail(rent=45/t. +100 per item.)! Owns all light blue spaces! Owns Pennsylvanian Railroad! +40M/R (Whales!) Discarded: none Other: Dog. Board position: Jail, Tenesee, and Mountain. 2 Dogs are headed off into the distance on a blue elephant.
ORANTorix Worldweaver PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth:P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 672M Cards or other resources: Rolled a 9+🍠! has St.James Place, Kentucky Ave, Atlantic Ave, Pacific Ave, N.Carolina Ave! The Power of JUSTICE!!!1!!!one! Discarded: none Other: Board position: Community Chest.
SirNatureWriter PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth:P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 982M Cards or other resources: rolled a 3+1+🚺! Dagger Equipped! Boardwalk and Park Place! Discarded: none Other: Board position: Virginia Ave. Is the One Ring. Has Kinnianne.
Squeegeelord PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth:P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 1800M Cards or other resources: rolled a 3+6+🏉! Lipstick Immunity To Water! Discarded: none Other: Board position:Chance Sqr (top)
TheTrueDM32 PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth:P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 1500M Cards or other resources: rolled a 5+3+ℹ️! Discarded: none Other: Board position: blue chance square.
I move two spaces and buy Illinois Ave. seeing as Asriel lost ownership of it. I then Throw my football into the window of the b&o railroad train’s window, distracting the driver and derailing the train causing the owner to pay for the damage, after that, i move 3 spaces to Vermont Ave., buying that as well! I use my 6 now to land on community chest on the left of the board and since my chance card did nothing, I pass it on to WAAAAAALUIGI!!!! Making him fix up his hotels and houses. I also use 500 M to buy Muffet and send with money to buy Baltic Ave.
I move 6 and land on Indiana Ave, and pay the rent. Now, penguins come to help me with my game. They generate a currency called CUTENESS. This CUTENESS earns me much money each round, so that I can gain tons of M.
Even though I paid rent to him, I will vote for and help WAAAAAAALUIGI!!!’s cool win the title and position of mayor.
I move 6 and land on Indiana Ave, and pay the rent. Now, penguins come to help me with my game. They generate a currency called CUTENESS. This CUTENESS earns me much money each round, so that I can gain tons of M.
Even though I paid rent to him, I will vote for and help WAAAAAAALUIGI!!! win the title and position of mayor.
They're... doing popularity races? What an odd way to race. Well, it is to us. It appears to be an "individual" mindset sort of thing. Still, 😎 is a funny guy, and we offer him our vote. That is, the policeman's vote. Nobody seems to have fired us yet. Did he have a wife and kids? It's hard to remember individual memories sometimes. Our wallet suggests as much. We should send someone from the Cult to make sure they're okay. Oh, look at that, he had a bit of M in there. We take it.
It looks like Nature Reserve is growing out of control with all this water. Those treants really don't know when to stop, do they? Must be from their poor sense of time. Too bad for New York and Kentucky. Well, that's kind of our problem, if we really cared about New York. We don't, though. Our house with Dogsides, though...
We pass the jail in a wade to the electric company. With a look to his right palm glowing green, the policeman smiles. Raising the hand high as though reaching for something, he laughs as power from the beyond courses through his body, and he turns the hand down in a fist and pulls an unseen object with effort. A cloud twists and spins a moment, and fires something into existence.
You see, we have a weakness.
A behemoth hot rock plummets from the sky, landing in a great splash in the Electric Company grounds. The wake of water lasts only briefly before it crashes back upon it, but immediately billows with a violent gush of steam. Not wanting Monopoly to be engulfed into a radioactive wasteland, we practice a little reality bending to construct a large steam generator with radioactive shielding over the ever-hot radioactive rock.
The unmanned giant generator churns and lets a much smaller (but still radioactive) heavy mist rise from the site. Power production rises to five times it's previous rate, and utility costs plummet with water and power everywhere. However... with all the extra power... what could Walugi do...?
Dogside.... seems to have fallen asleep. The elephant has not. The elephant, now sky blue, begins to look for secrets while off of the Monopoly board. The secret it's likely to find is a new minigame, to be honest. But what could it be?
Well, there's the other dogsides... who are also asleep. What gives!?
The one on the mountain, at least, wakes up, yawns, and slides down to enter Japan. Because it is a cool anime dog of Darkness, it is nominated to enter the race to become mayor by its residence based on sheer aesthetic popularity! This is further driven up when the Dogside, noticing the flooding, decides to try something. It uses its gear to summon a Bulky Vendor! It then trades with the cowardly Heartless for one of its prizes...
And coincidentally, this is the exact piece needed to repair the waterworks! The Dogside uses its movement to race towards the Waterworks, the residents of Japan - nay, NIPPON, the true name! - cheering on this cool and new anime hero! Well, Anti-hero, but they don't know its villainous nature yet.
The board is mostly flooded. I can't really do much with each action. Japan isn't under my control. I think it's time for me to look for some way to fix this.
I use my movement to dive below the water and place down a women's restroom. I order Kinnianne to go in there and flush every toilet in the drowned restroom, creating a chain reaction which results in the newly created ocean beginning to drain.
I move two spaces and buy Illinois Ave. seeing as Asriel lost ownership of it. I then Throw my football into the window of the b&o railroad train’s window, distracting the driver and derailing the train causing the owner to pay for the damage, after that, i move 3 spaces to Vermont Ave., buying that as well! I use my 6 now to land on community chest on the left of the board and since my chance card did nothing, I pass it on to WAAAAAALUIGI!!!! Making him fix up his hotels and houses. I also use 500 M to buy Muffet and send with money to buy Baltic Ave.
You buy Illinois Ave and Ventnor (not Vermont!) Ave (for 240+260=500M) , then land on the Community Chest on the right (the one on the left is too far), which informs you: "Doctor. pay 50." Muffet refuses to sell you her business, which has more then 1 spiderdonut, for any less then the cost of all of muffets spiderdonuts. which is 999 per spiderdonut. Aditionally, nobody ows the B&O Railroad, so you pay a fine of 50M for vandalism. Baltic Ave has already been purchased BY ME, WALUIGI! I REFUSE TO SELL YOU BALTIC AVE, WHICH IS MY OWN WAANDEROUS POSSESSION. AND WHAT IS THIS? YOU WAAAAANT TO GIVE WALUIGI YOUR CHANCE CARD? WALUIGI IS AFRAID HE MUST REFUSE. YOU SEE, WALUIGIS HANDS HAVE ALL BECOME GLUED TO THE TABLE IN THE PAST 3 SECONDS, WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO RECEIVE YOUR CHANCE CARD. YOU WILL HAVE TO KEEP IT. YOUR ROLL FOR THE NEXT ROUND IS 5+3+📐!
I move 6 and land on Indiana Ave, and pay the rent. Now, penguins come to help me with my game. They generate a currency called CUTENESS. This CUTENESS earns me much money each round, so that I can gain tons of M.
Even though I paid rent to him, I will vote for and help WAAAAAAALUIGI!!!’s cool win the title and position of mayor.
You conjure your penguins into cutenessity! They will now generate cuteness every round! You also move a bit, pay 45 M (as indiana ave has a haunted house on it, but no monopoly bonus), and vote for Coolfaceemoji. It looks at you and indicates gratitude, but in a cool way. they're so cool. Your roll for the next round is 6+1+🏙!
Commits suicide. Casts True Resurrection on self. Commits suicide.
Now that's a power move if I've ever seen one. You do that! this fills your power move meter to the maximum! Meters also initialise as a pseudochanic. on the other hand, you are now dead. you might want to fix that. Or you might have plans in the afterlife. I don't know. If you somehow return into Monopoly, your first roll is 3+1+🗳!
They're... doing popularity races? What an odd way to race. Well, it is to us. It appears to be an "individual" mindset sort of thing. Still, 😎 is a funny guy, and we offer him our vote. That is, the policeman's vote. Nobody seems to have fired us yet. Did he have a wife and kids? It's hard to remember individual memories sometimes. Our wallet suggests as much. We should send someone from the Cult to make sure they're okay. Oh, look at that, he had a bit of M in there. We take it.
It looks like Nature Reserve is growing out of control with all this water. Those treants really don't know when to stop, do they? Must be from their poor sense of time. Too bad for New York and Kentucky. Well, that's kind of our problem, if we really cared about New York. We don't, though. Our house with Dogsides, though...
We pass the jail in a wade to the electric company. With a look to his right palm glowing green, the policeman smiles. Raising the hand high as though reaching for something, he laughs as power from the beyond courses through his body, and he turns the hand down in a fist and pulls an unseen object with effort. A cloud twists and spins a moment, and fires something into existence.
You see, we have a weakness.
A behemoth hot rock plummets from the sky, landing in a great splash in the Electric Company grounds. The wake of water lasts only briefly before it crashes back upon it, but immediately billows with a violent gush of steam. Not wanting Monopoly to be engulfed into a radioactive wasteland, we practice a little reality bending to construct a large steam generator with radioactive shielding over the ever-hot radioactive rock.
The unmanned giant generator churns and lets a much smaller (but still radioactive) heavy mist rise from the site. Power production rises to five times it's previous rate, and utility costs plummet with water and power everywhere. However... with all the extra power... what could Walugi do...?
We buy a bundle of RadAway for 5M.
You take some of the policemans wallets M, gaining 183M! You then wade over to the Electric Company and construct a radioactive generator on the property! But the electric company's walls are still heavily damaged from Chainsaw Hewwit! Every space within 2 spaces of the company is now electrified! Every space within one space of the company is now radioactive! Waluigi may or may not fix this later. Luckily, the policeman purchased some RadAway for 15M, and so is unharmed by the radiation. The electrocution is still quite painful... Your next roll is 3+5+🛏!
Dogside.... seems to have fallen asleep. The elephant has not. The elephant, now sky blue, begins to look for secrets while off of the Monopoly board. The secret it's likely to find is a new minigame, to be honest. But what could it be?
Well, there's the other dogsides... who are also asleep. What gives!?
The one on the mountain, at least, wakes up, yawns, and slides down to enter Japan. Because it is a cool anime dog of Darkness, it is nominated to enter the race to become mayor by its residence based on sheer aesthetic popularity! This is further driven up when the Dogside, noticing the flooding, decides to try something. It uses its gear to summon a Bulky Vendor! It then trades with the cowardly Heartless for one of its prizes...
And coincidentally, this is the exact piece needed to repair the waterworks! The Dogside uses its movement to race towards the Waterworks, the residents of Japan - nay, NIPPON, the true name! - cheering on this cool and new anime hero! Well, Anti-hero, but they don't know its villainous nature yet.
The Blue Elephant continues searching! They will reach a destination- not necessarily Their destination, but A Destination- at the end of the round! The Dogside on the Mountain joins the race for Mayor! Having an entire cult to its name, its odds are good. It goes towards the waterworks, landing on Pennsylvanian Avenue! Your next roll is 1+6+📞 (and yes, I Am still rolling D10 for yours. really weird luck here), and the anime heroism causes your Hype Meter begins to fill up! Yes, your hype meter. it's a thing now. Oddly, the Dogside also feels very certain that what is doing right now is heroism and not antiheroism. it makes them feel warm inside.
The board is mostly flooded. I can't really do much with each action. Japan isn't under my control. I think it's time for me to look for some way to fix this.
I use my movement to dive below the water and place down a women's restroom. I order Kinnianne to go in there and flush every toilet in the drowned restroom, creating a chain reaction which results in the newly created ocean beginning to drain.
You do so! combined with the Dogsides efforts, the board may soon become unflooded! Your next roll is 4+6+👤! The good roll raises your luck meter!
WALUIGIS TURN! WALUIGI ROLLS A 3+4+📌, LANDING IN JUST VISITING! WALUIGI THEN REACHES OVER AND USES THIS TACK TO PIN THE DOGSIDE ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE BOARD TO THE GROUND, TRAPPING THEM IN PLACE! WALUIGI DOES NOT WAAAANT THE WATER GONE YET, YOU SEE. WALUIGI THINKS IT IS JUST FINE INDEED. THE COOLFACE EMOJI ANSWERS THE QUESTIONS OF THE MONOPOLYSFOLK BY SAYING "TO BE COOL, BE COOL, DUNNO, DUNNO, DUNNO, DUNNO, WHAT? NO. NO, THAT DOESN'T EVEN... WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?", GETTING PERFECT MARKS AND RAISING WALUIGIS SWEET MOVES METER! WALUIGI IS UNAFFECTED BY THE ELECTRICITY OF HIS COMPANY BECAUSE WALUIGI IS WEARING RUBBER PANTALOONS. ANY SENSIBLE PERSON WEARS RUBBER PANTALOONS. AND A MOUSETRAP. WALUIGI IS WEARING THAT TOO. IT HELPS KEEP LUIGIS OFF HIS LEGS.
THE ELEPHANT ARRIVES AT A LOCATION. IT HAS FINISHED ITS TRANSFORMATION, AND NOW LOOKS LIKE THIS: THE LOCATION IT ARRIVES IN LOOKS LIKE THIS. DARK, DINGHY, EARTHY, AND WITH AN OBVIOUS LIE ABOUT FREE CANDY CARVED INTO A WALL. PROBABLY NOT WORTH BOTHERING WITH. WHAT DOES THE ELEPHANT AND ITS ATTENDANT DOGSIDES DO?
Current Subgame: Monopoly. Subsubgame: Elections. Field spell/ Stadium / Land/Arena: None/Fully Waterlogged Monopoly Board. Player-unaligned note: Nature Reserve on Free Parking.
Candidates: Coolface > + Excelent question answers. > + Cooooool > ++ voted for by 2 players LeviRocks > + has a shirt with a tie. > + intellectual. Dogside > + Very Anime. > ++ Has a cult. > + visibly prosocial and radiating goodness in their efforts to unwaterlog. > - Is a dog. also is an evil monster.
WALUIGI, THE GREAT AND PURPLE. PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: W AAA AA Points: 0. Money: 655 W Cards or other Resources: Electric Company (Radioactive), Waterworks. Indiana Avenue (1 house). Magical Ogre Idle in a tractor. Mediterranean&Baltic Avenue. All 3 chance squares. Kyushi, Shikoku, Honshi, Luxury Tax Space. Sweet Moves Meter: Discarded: none. Other: Perpetually Screaming-er until victory Head Figure. Board Position: J.visiting.
SLATE LUILeviRocks PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 1263M Cards or other resources: Miners Railroad (+60M/R!). Rolled a 1+5+🔦! Marvins Gardens (Marvin! 💷! Red Space! +6*(houses+1) Rent!) Discarded: none Other: Crushed Boat. Board Position: Miners Railroad. planted The One Flower on States Ave. Wearing a wet shirt to run for mayor.
RED LMemer Asriel PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 1,560M Cards or other resources: Rolled a 6+1+🏙! 10 Mana Crystals (+125M/R!)! 1 Penguin (+9000 Cuteness/R!). 9000 Cuteness. Discarded: Illinois ave, Ventnor Ave, ownership of Muffet, Astral Communion Other: Keyboard in a sailboat! Board position: Com.Chest Left.
NightskyPirate PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 1,272M Cards or other resources: Rolled a 3+5+🛏, +20M/R (Whales!). Owns Virginia Ave (1 House), St.Charles Place, New York Ave, and Tennessee Ave! Tax-proof! Discarded: none Other: Face-Down get-out-of-jail-free card? Or maybe discarded that? Board position: Elec. Comp.
SHADODogside PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 595M Cards or other resources: Rolled a 1+6+📞! Owns Jail(rent=45/t. +100 per item.)! Owns all light blue spaces! Owns Pennsylvanian Railroad! +40M/R (Whales!)! Hype Meter Discarded: none Other: Dog. Board position: Jail, Tenesee, and Pennsylvania ave. 2 Dogs in the distance on a blue elephant.
ORANTorix Worldweaver PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth:P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 672M Cards or other resources: Rolled a 9+🍠! has St.James Place, Kentucky Ave, Atlantic Ave, Pacific Ave, N.Carolina Ave! The Power of JUSTICE!!!1!!!one! Discarded: none Other: Board position: Community Chest.
SirNatureWriter PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth:P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 982M Cards or other resources: rolled a 4+6+👤! Dagger Equipped! Boardwalk and Park Place! Luck Meter Discarded: none Other: Board position: Virginia Ave. Is the One Ring. unwaterlogging the board via kinnian!
Squeegeelord PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth:P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 1200M Cards or other resources: rolled a 5+3+📐! Lipstick Immunity To Water! Illinois + Ventnor ave! Discarded: none Other: Board position: Com.Chest (Right)
TheLightlessOne PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: ⚰️------ Power Move meter maxed! Dead!
I first pull out my pointy triangle and use it as I move to poke holes in the ground and drain the board faster With that said, I move 3 to chance, then move 5 to Mediterranean. When asked for rent, I explain that, with the board being flooded, I simply cannot take my money out as it will be ruined by the water. So I pay no rent
Ah, sorry. You posted after I started the update, and I forgot to check at the end, so I guess I missed you. you landed on Vermont Ave, paid the minor rent, and your next roll is 6+2+🐰, which without any shenanigans will land you on the radioactive and electrified power company.
I use the waterproof lipstick to make myself slippery and therefore can glide through the water without costing extra movement to get places. I then swim to chance with my 5 and then add my 2 to my next roll
Now, I move 3 spaces. I am about to stop at Oriental Avenue when I drop the crocodile off the boat, lightening the load so that I move to the Chance Space. Now, with the croc at Oriental Avenue, it decides to attack everyone but me who passes it.
Now on a different note, I spend 400
Mto gain 4 crystals called mana (💎). I then use the Astral Communion and gain 10 💎 I sell that 💎 to get 1000Mback, gaining a profit of 600M. I also buy a Spider Cider (🍹) for 999M, but since all profits go to me, I basically get it for free.░▄▀▄▀▀▀▀▄▀▄░░░░░░░░░
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[A]
Whistling "We Will All Go Together When We Go" while we move to Connecticut, we frown at all the water all over the board. What has become of the world?
No matter. We keep to ourselves for now, reading our 🔞 NSFW forbidden book from beyond the Beyond. Its secrets are not safe to reveal. Yet.
Oh, and we pay our due for rent as we should.
You would normally be correct, but you may recall the Darkside beat your figurine with a rock until it was rather crushed earlier? this makes your boat non-functional for boat purposes, and was stated to have that effect at the time.
As a result,you only as far as your Mining Railroad. Besides, both Mediterranean and Vermont avenue have already been purchased, by Waluigi and the Dogside, respectively. You then sip some tea! very posh, very intellectual. an excellent image for the election.
Your roll for the next round is 1+5+🔦.
You empower yourself to bypass swimming limitations, then land on a chance square! The card you draw reads...
"Make general repairs on all your property: For each house pay $25, For each hotel $100."
since you have no houses or hotels, it does nothing! Your next roll is 3+6+🏉, which you then tape another +2 to.
you move 3 spaces! I think this is a result of a misunderstanding- Most people have their movements halved by the water. You are on a boat, so your movement is fine. You drop off a Crocodile on Oriental Avenue to attack others who pass it!
You spend 400
Mto gain 4 Mana, then use astral communion, gaining 10 Mana Crystals... and discarding your hand. You no longer own Illinois and Ventor avenues! Muffet no longer accepts your authority! On the other hand, it turns out Mana Crystals are more accurately described as Mana Generators then they are Mana. You now gain 125Min Mana per round (It turns out the person who you bought mana From overcharged you.)!With the newfound immense price of a spider cider, you decide not to buy it just yet.
Your next roll is 2+4+🐧!
You demonstrate your good taste, then read your new forbidden book... an unusual amount of the pages have been replaced with poetry proclaiming the grandeur of bees. the bee poet also seems enamoured with bridges and blood. you know, ordinary topics for poems hidden in a forbidden book.
Your roll for the next round is 5+1+☢!
HM. IT IS WALUIGIS TURN AGAIN. THAT WAS FAST! WALUIGI ROLLS 5+3+🍾. FIRST OF ALL, WALUIGI MOVES 5 TO BALTIC AVENUE AND PURCHASES IT, PASSING GO IN THE PROCESS. OVERALL WALUIGI GAINS 140
WAND A PROPERTY. WALUIGI PROCEEDS TO GENEROUSLY DONATE WALUIGIS REMAINING 3 MOVEMENT TO 😎 WHICH STARTS MAKING ITS ROUNDS AMONG THE CONSTITUENTS. IT ALSO HAS WALUIGI'S 🍾, WHICH IT MAKES GOOD USE OF TO IMPAIR THE JUDGEMENT OF VARIOUS MONOPOLY RESIDENTS AND CONVINCE THEM OF ITS INHERENT GOOD NATURE. WHICH IT DEFINITELY HAS. I MEAN, LOOK AT IT, IT HAS SHADES AND STUFF.The Electoral Competition precedes. The populace wants to know what each canditate is actually about. like, why are they running for mayor? what'll they do if they become mayor? does the world exist? does this country exist? does gilbert gottfried exist? are they running for mayor? Is the answer gilbert gottfried? does it have a tail?
...and so on.
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Current Subgame: Monopoly.
Field spell/ Stadium / Land/Arena: None/Fully Waterlogged Monopoly Board.
Player-unaligned note: Nature Reserve on Free Parking.
WALUIGI, THE GREAT AND PURPLE.
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: W AAA AA
Points: 0. Money: 655
WCards or other Resources: Electric Company, Waterworks. Indiana Avenue (1 house). Magical Ogre Idle in a tractor. Mediterranean&Baltic Avenue. All 3 chance squares. Kyushi, Shikoku, Honshi, Luxury Tax Space.
Discarded: none.
Other: Perpetually Screaming-er until victory Head Figure. Board Position: Baltic Ave
SLATE LUILeviRocks
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 1263
MCards or other resources: Miners Railroad (+60
M/R!). Rolled a 1+5+🔦! Marvins Gardens (Marvin! 💷! Red Space! +6*(houses+1) Rent!)Discarded: none
Other: Crushed Boat. Board Position: Miners Railroad. planted The One Flower on States Ave. Wearing a wet shirt to run for mayor.
RED LMemer Asriel
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 1,480
MCards or other resources: Rolled a 2+4+🐧! 10 Mana Crystals (+125
M/R!)Discarded: Illinois ave, Ventnor Ave, ownership of Muffet, Astral Communion
Other: Keyboard in a sailboat! Board position: Com.Chest Left.
NightskyPirate
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 1,084
MCards or other resources: Rolled a 5+1+☢, +20
M/R (Whales!). Owns Virginia Ave (1 House), St.Charles Place, New York Ave, and Tennessee Ave! Tax-proof!Discarded: none
Other: Face-Down get-out-of-jail-free card? Or maybe discarded that? Board position: Conecticut Ave.
SHADODogside
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 555
MCards or other resources: Rolled a 4+2+🔅! Owns Jail(rent=45/t. +100 per item.)! Owns all light blue spaces! Owns Pennsylvanian Railroad! +40
M/R (Whales!)Discarded: none
Other: Dog. Board position: Jail, Tenesee, and Mountain. 2 Dogs are headed off into the distance on a blue elephant.
ORANTorix Worldweaver
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 672
MCards or other resources: Rolled a 9+🍠! has St.James Place, Kentucky Ave, Atlantic Ave, Pacific Ave, N.Carolina Ave! The Power of JUSTICE!!!1!!!one!
Discarded: none
Other: Board position: Community Chest.
SirNatureWriter
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 982
MCards or other resources: rolled a 3+1+🚺! Dagger Equipped! Boardwalk and Park Place!
Discarded: none
Other: Board position: Virginia Ave. Is the One Ring. Has Kinnianne.
Squeegeelord
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 1800
MCards or other resources: rolled a 3+6+🏉! Lipstick Immunity To Water!
Discarded: none
Other: Board position:Chance Sqr (top)
TheTrueDM32
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 1500
MCards or other resources: rolled a 5+3+ℹ️!
Discarded: none
Other: Board position: blue chance square.
I move two spaces and buy Illinois Ave. seeing as Asriel lost ownership of it. I then Throw my football into the window of the b&o railroad train’s window, distracting the driver and derailing the train causing the owner to pay for the damage, after that, i move 3 spaces to Vermont Ave., buying that as well! I use my 6 now to land on community chest on the left of the board and since my chance card did nothing, I pass it on to WAAAAAALUIGI!!!! Making him fix up his hotels and houses. I also use 500
Mto buy Muffet and send with money to buy Baltic Ave.I move 6 and land on Indiana Ave, and pay the rent. Now, penguins come to help me with my game. They generate a currency called CUTENESS. This CUTENESS earns me much money each round, so that I can gain tons of
M.Even though I paid rent to him, I will vote for and help WAAAAAAALUIGI!!!’s cool win the title and position of mayor.
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[A]
Waluigi isn’t running. His cool is
Commits suicide.
Casts True Resurrection on self.
Commits suicide.
There is no dawn after eternal night.
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They're... doing popularity races? What an odd way to race. Well, it is to us. It appears to be an "individual" mindset sort of thing. Still, 😎 is a funny guy, and we offer him our vote. That is, the policeman's vote. Nobody seems to have fired us yet. Did he have a wife and kids? It's hard to remember individual memories sometimes. Our wallet suggests as much. We should send someone from the Cult to make sure they're okay. Oh, look at that, he had a bit of
Min there. We take it.It looks like Nature Reserve is growing out of control with all this water. Those treants really don't know when to stop, do they? Must be from their poor sense of time. Too bad for New York and Kentucky. Well, that's kind of our problem, if we really cared about New York. We don't, though. Our house with Dogsides, though...
We pass the jail in a wade to the electric company. With a look to his right palm glowing green, the policeman smiles. Raising the hand high as though reaching for something, he laughs as power from the beyond courses through his body, and he turns the hand down in a fist and pulls an unseen object with effort. A cloud twists and spins a moment, and fires something into existence.
You see, we have a weakness.
A behemoth hot rock plummets from the sky, landing in a great splash in the Electric Company grounds. The wake of water lasts only briefly before it crashes back upon it, but immediately billows with a violent gush of steam. Not wanting Monopoly to be engulfed into a radioactive wasteland, we practice a little reality bending to construct a large steam generator with radioactive shielding over the ever-hot radioactive rock.
The unmanned giant generator churns and lets a much smaller (but still radioactive) heavy mist rise from the site. Power production rises to five times it's previous rate, and utility costs plummet with water and power everywhere. However... with all the extra power... what could Walugi do...?
We buy a bundle of RadAway for 5
M.I buy Godzilla for 5M and am now riding him
I'm just... you know... friendly... possibly evil necromancer...
Dogside.... seems to have fallen asleep. The elephant has not. The elephant, now sky blue, begins to look for secrets while off of the Monopoly board. The secret it's likely to find is a new minigame, to be honest. But what could it be?
Well, there's the other dogsides... who are also asleep. What gives!?
The one on the mountain, at least, wakes up, yawns, and slides down to enter Japan. Because it is a cool anime dog of Darkness, it is nominated to enter the race to become mayor by its residence based on sheer aesthetic popularity! This is further driven up when the Dogside, noticing the flooding, decides to try something. It uses its gear to summon a Bulky Vendor! It then trades with the cowardly Heartless for one of its prizes...
And coincidentally, this is the exact piece needed to repair the waterworks! The Dogside uses its movement to race towards the Waterworks, the residents of Japan - nay, NIPPON, the true name! - cheering on this cool and new anime hero! Well, Anti-hero, but they don't know its villainous nature yet.
The board is mostly flooded. I can't really do much with each action. Japan isn't under my control. I think it's time for me to look for some way to fix this.
I use my movement to dive below the water and place down a women's restroom. I order Kinnianne to go in there and flush every toilet in the drowned restroom, creating a chain reaction which results in the newly created ocean beginning to drain.
I move forward as much as possible. If I land on a place that isn't bought, I buy it, even if it's not a property.
I take my flashlight and save it for later (I've got a plan for it, but it's not useful now).
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I move forward 10 spaces and land on boardwalk. Godzilla torches every player within 5 spaces. I buy boardwalk for 400M
I'm just... you know... friendly... possibly evil necromancer...
You buy Illinois Ave and Ventnor (not Vermont!) Ave (for 240+260=500
M) , then land on the Community Chest on the right (the one on the left is too far), which informs you:"Doctor. pay 50."
Muffet refuses to sell you her business, which has more then 1 spiderdonut, for any less then the cost of all of muffets spiderdonuts. which is 999 per spiderdonut. Aditionally, nobody ows the B&O Railroad, so you pay a fine of 50
Mfor vandalism.Baltic Ave has already been purchased BY ME, WALUIGI! I REFUSE TO SELL YOU BALTIC AVE, WHICH IS MY OWN WAANDEROUS POSSESSION. AND WHAT IS THIS? YOU WAAAAANT TO GIVE WALUIGI YOUR CHANCE CARD? WALUIGI IS AFRAID HE MUST REFUSE. YOU SEE, WALUIGIS HANDS HAVE ALL BECOME GLUED TO THE TABLE IN THE PAST 3 SECONDS, WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO RECEIVE YOUR CHANCE CARD. YOU WILL HAVE TO KEEP IT.
YOUR ROLL FOR THE NEXT ROUND IS 5+3+📐!
You conjure your penguins into cutenessity! They will now generate cuteness every round! You also move a bit, pay 45
M(as indiana ave has a haunted house on it, but no monopoly bonus), and vote for Coolfaceemoji. It looks at you and indicates gratitude, but in a cool way. they're so cool.Your roll for the next round is 6+1+🏙!
Now that's a power move if I've ever seen one.
You do that! this fills your power move meter to the maximum!
Meters also initialise as a pseudochanic.
on the other hand, you are now dead. you might want to fix that. Or you might have plans in the afterlife. I don't know. If you somehow return into Monopoly, your first roll is 3+1+🗳!
You take some of the policemans wallets
M, gaining 183M! You then wade over to the Electric Company and construct a radioactive generator on the property! But the electric company's walls are still heavily damaged from Chainsaw Hewwit! Every space within 2 spaces of the company is now electrified! Every space within one space of the company is now radioactive! Waluigi may or may not fix this later.Luckily, the policeman purchased some RadAway for 15
M, and so is unharmed by the radiation. The electrocution is still quite painful...Your next roll is 3+5+🛏!
You purchase a small plush toy of godzilla and sit on it. woo? Your roll will be 2+3+🎮 if/when you move!
The Blue Elephant continues searching! They will reach a destination- not necessarily Their destination, but A Destination- at the end of the round!

The Dogside on the Mountain joins the race for Mayor! Having an entire cult to its name, its odds are good.
It goes towards the waterworks, landing on Pennsylvanian Avenue! Your next roll is 1+6+📞 (and yes, I Am still rolling D10 for yours. really weird luck here), and the anime heroism causes your Hype Meter begins to fill up!
Yes, your hype meter. it's a thing now. Oddly, the Dogside also feels very certain that what is doing right now is heroism and not antiheroism. it makes them feel warm inside.
You do so! combined with the Dogsides efforts, the board may soon become unflooded! Your next roll is 4+6+👤! The good roll raises your luck meter!





WALUIGIS TURN! WALUIGI ROLLS A 3+4+📌, LANDING IN JUST VISITING! WALUIGI THEN REACHES OVER AND USES THIS TACK TO PIN THE DOGSIDE ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE BOARD TO THE GROUND, TRAPPING THEM IN PLACE! WALUIGI DOES NOT WAAAANT THE WATER GONE YET, YOU SEE. WALUIGI THINKS IT IS JUST FINE INDEED. THE COOLFACE EMOJI ANSWERS THE QUESTIONS OF THE MONOPOLYSFOLK BY SAYING "TO BE COOL, BE COOL, DUNNO, DUNNO, DUNNO, DUNNO, WHAT? NO. NO, THAT DOESN'T EVEN... WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?", GETTING PERFECT MARKS AND RAISING WALUIGIS SWEET MOVES METER!
WALUIGI IS UNAFFECTED BY THE ELECTRICITY OF HIS COMPANY BECAUSE WALUIGI IS WEARING RUBBER PANTALOONS. ANY SENSIBLE PERSON WEARS RUBBER PANTALOONS. AND A MOUSETRAP. WALUIGI IS WEARING THAT TOO. IT HELPS KEEP LUIGIS OFF HIS LEGS.
THE ELEPHANT ARRIVES AT A LOCATION. IT HAS FINISHED ITS TRANSFORMATION, AND NOW LOOKS LIKE THIS:
THE LOCATION IT ARRIVES IN LOOKS LIKE THIS. DARK, DINGHY, EARTHY, AND WITH AN OBVIOUS LIE ABOUT FREE CANDY CARVED INTO A WALL. PROBABLY NOT WORTH BOTHERING WITH. WHAT DOES THE ELEPHANT AND ITS ATTENDANT DOGSIDES DO?
Current Subgame: Monopoly.
Subsubgame: Elections.
Field spell/ Stadium / Land/Arena: None/Fully Waterlogged Monopoly Board.
Player-unaligned note: Nature Reserve on Free Parking.
Candidates: Coolface
> + Excelent question answers.
> + Cooooool
> ++ voted for by 2 players
LeviRocks
> + has a shirt with a tie.
> + intellectual.
Dogside
> + Very Anime.
> ++ Has a cult.
> + visibly prosocial and radiating goodness in their efforts to unwaterlog.
> - Is a dog. also is an evil monster.
WALUIGI, THE GREAT AND PURPLE.
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: W AAA AA
Points: 0. Money: 655
WCards or other Resources: Electric Company (Radioactive), Waterworks. Indiana Avenue (1 house). Magical Ogre Idle in a tractor. Mediterranean&Baltic Avenue. All 3 chance squares. Kyushi, Shikoku, Honshi, Luxury Tax Space. Sweet Moves Meter:
Discarded: none.
Other: Perpetually Screaming-er until victory Head Figure. Board Position: J.visiting.
SLATE LUILeviRocks
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 1263
MCards or other resources: Miners Railroad (+60
M/R!). Rolled a 1+5+🔦! Marvins Gardens (Marvin! 💷! Red Space! +6*(houses+1) Rent!)Discarded: none
Other: Crushed Boat. Board Position: Miners Railroad. planted The One Flower on States Ave. Wearing a wet shirt to run for mayor.
RED LMemer Asriel
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 1,560
MCards or other resources: Rolled a 6+1+🏙! 10 Mana Crystals (+125
M/R!)! 1 Penguin (+9000 Cuteness/R!). 9000 Cuteness.Discarded: Illinois ave, Ventnor Ave, ownership of Muffet, Astral Communion
Other: Keyboard in a sailboat! Board position: Com.Chest Left.
NightskyPirate
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 1,272
MCards or other resources: Rolled a 3+5+🛏, +20
M/R (Whales!). Owns Virginia Ave (1 House), St.Charles Place, New York Ave, and Tennessee Ave! Tax-proof!Discarded: none
Other: Face-Down get-out-of-jail-free card? Or maybe discarded that? Board position: Elec. Comp.
SHADODogside
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 595
MCards or other resources: Rolled a 1+6+📞! Owns Jail(rent=45/t. +100 per item.)! Owns all light blue spaces! Owns Pennsylvanian Railroad! +40
M/R (Whales!)! Hype MeterDiscarded: none
Other: Dog. Board position: Jail, Tenesee, and Pennsylvania ave. 2 Dogs in the distance on a blue elephant.
ORANTorix Worldweaver
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 672
MCards or other resources: Rolled a 9+🍠! has St.James Place, Kentucky Ave, Atlantic Ave, Pacific Ave, N.Carolina Ave! The Power of JUSTICE!!!1!!!one!
Discarded: none
Other: Board position: Community Chest.
SirNatureWriter
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 982
MCards or other resources: rolled a 4+6+👤! Dagger Equipped! Boardwalk and Park Place! Luck Meter
Discarded: none
Other: Board position: Virginia Ave. Is the One Ring. unwaterlogging the board via kinnian!
Squeegeelord
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 1200
MCards or other resources: rolled a 5+3+📐! Lipstick Immunity To Water! Illinois + Ventnor ave!
Discarded: none
Other: Board position: Com.Chest (Right)
TheLightlessOne
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: ⚰️------
Power Move meter maxed! Dead!
I first pull out my pointy triangle and use it as I move to poke holes in the ground and drain the board faster With that said, I move 3 to chance, then move 5 to Mediterranean. When asked for rent, I explain that, with the board being flooded, I simply cannot take my money out as it will be ruined by the water. So I pay no rent
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They must have missed your post
Ah, sorry. You posted after I started the update, and I forgot to check at the end, so I guess I missed you. you landed on Vermont Ave, paid the minor rent, and your next roll is 6+2+🐰, which without any shenanigans will land you on the radioactive and electrified power company.
I cast firebolt