Fire missiles at the nuke factory! The defenses charge was to build defenses, so I use the defenses as a fortified position, like they are meant to be used as. Because they took 4 turns to construct... How does a 40 hp bunker sound? Then, I start a name a random cardboard box Twain, and stick a globe I named The World in it! With another apocalypse prevented, I befriend a moose, using my 2nd action, (The missiles and hopping in the defenses were free, because they were just moving and a free action) and make it into a cyborg. The last turn I use to conjure a forcefield around Twain, hopefully protecting it from Megamaths, at least for a short amount of time.

I have spent my absence constructing a massive missile made with antimatter! Launching the missile, I will now proceed to laugh maniacally! Anyone within a 60 foot radius takes 4d6 psychic damage unless their ears are some how blocked.

Quote from B_Megamaths >>

Convenience for the win! I lean against the black stone and take a quick snooze. I've earned it, haven't I?

Rend the World in Twain!: 13/60

(It got changed to 10/35 last turn for an unknown reason. Whoops!)

 You lean against the black spike. It's uncomfortably warm and covered in sharp edges. 

Quote from Memer_Asriel >>

I sit down, and as I do this, shadows start getting pulled towards me as I summon the Scimitar of Darkness 

I then make a stabbing motion into the ground so that I don’t have to keep the scimitar on me as it is summoned.

Finally, I cast True Polymorph on the Godmodder to make it(?) into the Stay Puft™ Marshmallow Man. Because who doesn’t like marshmallows?

Scimitar of Darkness: 2/30

 2 of your actions were towards Scimitar-summoning, so it's at 2/30. Additionally, you feel there are competing influences over the shadows... of course, there is the Darkness Given Form, but there seem to be two- no, three- others as well... but is this a problem, or an opportunity?
You do that! unfortunately, there isn't a Godmodder! The Ghostmodder and Shellmodder are, after all, presently seperated! You instead turn a person who Godmods in online roleplays into the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man!

Quote from RoscoFatrabbit >>

Fire missiles at the nuke factory! The defenses charge was to build defenses, so I use the defenses as a fortified position, like they are meant to be used as. Because they took 4 turns Actions to construct... How does a 40 hp bunker sound? Then, I start a name a random cardboard box Twain, and stick a globe I named The World in it! With another apocalypse prevented, I befriend a moose, using my 2nd action, (The missiles and hopping in the defenses were free, because they were just moving and a free action) and make it into a cyborg. The last turn I use to conjure a forcefield around Twain, hopefully protecting it from Megamaths, at least for a short amount of time.

 You fire your 4 missiles at the Nuke Factory, doing 20 damage!
40 hp is actually too low- any given action is worth 20, and you spent 4. the Bunker gets 80 HP!
You make sure 'Rend the world in Twain' will not actually make the world be cut into pieces/destroyed, unless they counter your box separately.
You befriend a moose and make it a cyborg! wait... a moose? could it be? The moose of the OP RPG gear?
...well, it broke all its gear a while ago, actually, when it bumped into an indestructible forcefield and broke it. so I guess it doesn't matter much whether this is the moose of OP RPG gear.
You then conjure a specialized anti-T forcefield! It protects the Twain effect from T (megamaths' character) in particular, and has 40 HP for that purpose only!

Quote from DaethedirWyndsaber >>

I have spent my absence constructing a massive missile made with antimatter! Launching the missile, I will now proceed to laugh maniacally! Anyone within a 60 foot radius takes 4d6 psychic damage unless their ears are some how blocked.

 You fire your missile! at... something. Uh... let's say the nuke factory!  it explodes violently! You then laugh maniacally, doing 5 damage to the Army of Undead, the Tartarus Residents,  an Anti-Elf, and a God of the MarketPlace!

Anti-Elves generate, attack. Tartarus Residents and Tetrahedral One retaliate in the Furby's stead and do 14 damage, killing 2; the Tetrahedral one then heals itself and the residents by 9 and 2. The Furby continues to have lots of trouble due to the lack of rocks. It was a really specialised entity, doesn't have much to do without rock enemies. The Polyhedron can't find any instances of the right number for it to yoink, so it kills the Readatorium. The God of the Marketplace mutters something disreputable about a giant hole in the ground leading straight to hell with giant black spikes. The Fractal Mimic summons 3 AG-Elves. 
Bill Cipher  fills in {6/2}  using a bunch of his excess salt.

The Shellmodder is kinda stuck because it's wearing Ligge'Drasil as a hat. it excretes some high-quality fertalizer, healing Ligge'Drasil to full.
The Ghostmodder continues charging 'if it weighs... the same... as a duck...'


[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 107/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).).   towering outside shopkeeper emporium.
Flying Spageti monster 17/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. 
[Pyramidial] Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (21/45 integrity) will it Blend Vend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt!   Protected by a bubble of pure madness! Protected by 2 66 HP shields!
[OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 👁/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 8?/1d8: Assassinate.
[OG-Woobydoobydoo] Anti-Elves 5x4+1x1 HP, 1x5 Anti-Elven!A.  (targeting gained: Corrupteds.)
Anti-Elf Dimensional Portal (20HP, immune while anti-elves live!) +3 Anti-Elves per round!
Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme!
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday.  in shopkeeper emporium.
[OG-Rosco] Bunker 80/80 HP, Guarding Rosco and Moose.
Cyborg Moose Friend 15/15 HP, 1 Attack. May be tMoOPRPGG.

[All Hallows Eve-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 50/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught.  Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror.  Darkness with purpose. •••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage!    Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[A-MemerAsriel] Readatorium 0/10 HP.
[AG-LeviRocks] NUNDEAD Tartarus Residents 10/10 HP, 1A
[AG] Tetrahedral one 27x3+26 HP. 3-Dimensional. side polished to a mirrors shine (9+3+? Healing). Side covered in black paint (13A). side covered in blood(27C). side made of glass (nothing or anything.).
Corrupted Rocker Furby 223/20 HP, Bloodcurdling Roar charged! Rock Out!A, Rock Electric Guitar!
The Being Who's Name Must Never Be Said 70/40 HP, 4 Damage Resistance. 0 attack.
Mr. 6th Regular Polyhedron 26/66 HP, -60% Dodge, Bloody Satanism!A , Pentagramal Shield (5/5 points)
A God of the Marketplace 15/20 HP 50% dodge, world fooler!A
Fractal Mimic 20 HP, 130%, summon 3 AG-elves(mimicry)!A. 
AG-Elves 6x3HP, guarding Mimic!
Ligge'Drasil 80/80 HP, Guarding Shellmodder
[AG] Nuke Factory 0/60 HP, 4/4 generate nuke
[WAAAAAAAAA] WALUIGI SUGGESTS LUIGII WHO ARE ON THIS FIELD PAY MORE ATTENTION TO THINGS WHICH ARE NOT WALUIGI. WALUIGI IS, OF COURSE, WAAANDERFUL, BUT WALUIGI IS ALSO BUSY. WITH MONOPOLY.
[Pyramidial] Pyramid Scheme Manifestation, BILL CIPHER. 230/∞ Salt. ? Tenets. knowledge of Lots Of Things. Deal with the devil. 2 Dimensional. Affiliated with HungryVisitor, TGreatOne, ?????????, /\, child salamanders, and all past and future members of the Scheme.
Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions!
Star Polyhedra {6/2}/2, 30 HP, 60 Salt, higher level then Mini-Bills.
Salt Servants 38x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 5/18 shield.
[GM] Ghostmodder: 268 /300 HP  4/4 I'll decide on this later. 2/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... Can repossess Body at will!
Shellmodder: 4/4 Pseudo-HP   multidimensional Vendable Stuff (stolen). Wearing Ligge'Drasil

OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.)
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements.  Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) -  Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.).
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy.  isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The- Purity embodied.
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
The Great One:  Minor Wounds. 
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest!
LeviRocks: alive. treated as a completely separate being from before death. 20 HP shield.
Qwerty : Minor wounds!  tear gas!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!)
Gandalf: weird mushroom.
Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.
Megamaths: 2 Oak Wood.
Rosco: nothing.

...this isn't actually a stone is it

At least right now I have something going for me: as Rend the World in Twain will NOT actually be cutting the world into pieces, I have no need to counter the World-Box. Still though, what is this thing that I've dropped my sword into, anyways?

Rend the World in Twain!: 16/60

I leave the area to search for some kind of powerful artifact that will help me dominate the world. All I find is a trident of fish commanding, which really isn’t that helpful. Then, I trip and fall in a hole. It turns out to be a supervillain’s lair, in which a death ray is being built. I take over the lair, finish building the death ray, and then use the lair to manufacture more antimatter missiles. 

Sadly, Godzilla then walks over a hillside towards my factory. Thinking quickly, I open a portal to the abyss, and an army of demons comes out! Godzilla and the bloodthirsty demons begin to battle, and the lair is buried with about eight thousand tons of rubble. I start to get sad, but then Godzilla kills the last demon and disappears into the distance. My factory is destroyed. But, I still have my trident of fish commanding! I attempt to use it on Godzilla, but as he is not a beast, nothing happens except that he sneezes.

I'm ruined. Or so I think. I return to my factory and find that the drow mercenaries have finished constructing defenses, and they say that if I use this for ads, they will give me a topaz spell gem. I accept and now have a trident of fish commanding and a spell gem. BUT THEN: The previously mentioned supervillain comes out of the ruins of their lair. They are about to attack when I cast disintegrate on them. I now have a powerless pile of ash. Hooray.

I place a Shield of Darkness around the Scimitar of Darkness to prevent others from messing around with the charging weapon.

Then I focus the rest of my actions on charging the Scimitar of Darkness. Obviously there may be influences that can affect the shadows, but they aren’t of worry... yet. 

Scimitar of Darkness: 5/30

Quote from B_Megamaths >>

...this isn't actually a stone is it

At least right now I have something going for me: as Rend the World in Twain will NOT actually be cutting the world into pieces, I have no need to counter the World-Box. Still though, what is this thing that I've dropped my sword into, anyways?

Rend the World in Twain!: 16/60

 You voice your speculations. Taking another, closer look at the Obsidian Spike reveals that it's... a spike made of obsidian. solid obsidian, all the way through, and the material is definitely obsidian, not some kind of magically-enhanced lookalike. Whatever's going on with this particular rock, it's not secretly a non-rock...

Quote from DaethedirWyndsaber >>

I leave the area to search for some kind of powerful artifact that will help me dominate the world. All I find is a trident of fish commanding, which really isn’t that helpful. Then, I trip and fall in a hole. It turns out to be a supervillain’s lair, in which a death ray is being built. I take over the lair, finish building the death ray, and then use the lair to manufacture more antimatter missiles. 

Sadly, Godzilla then walks over a hillside towards my factory. Thinking quickly, I open a portal to the abyss, and an army of demons comes out! Godzilla and the bloodthirsty demons begin to battle, and the lair is buried with about eight thousand tons of rubble. I start to get sad, but then Godzilla kills the last demon and disappears into the distance. My factory is destroyed. But, I still have my trident of fish commanding! I attempt to use it on Godzilla, but as he is not a beast, nothing happens except that he sneezes.

I'm ruined. Or so I think. I return to my factory and find that the drow mercenaries have finished constructing defenses, and they say that if I use this for ads, they will give me a topaz spell gem. I accept and now have a trident of fish commanding and a spell gem. BUT THEN: The previously mentioned supervillain comes out of the ruins of their lair. They are about to attack when I cast disintegrate on them. I now have a powerless pile of ash. Hooray.

 you conjure a trident of fish commanding! this item can be sacrificed to mind control a fish with as much power as a full turn of actions!
You then conjure a spell gem and a powerless pile of ash. The spell gem is conjured, not obtained, because the traps, ah... broke. already.

Quote from Memer_Asriel >>

I place a Shield of Darkness around the Scimitar of Darkness to prevent others from messing around with the charging weapon.

Then I focus the rest of my actions on charging the Scimitar of Darkness. Obviously there may be influences that can affect the shadows, but they aren’t of worry... yet. 

Scimitar of Darkness: 5/30

 You put a preemptive 20 HP shield around the scimitar! It will not be tracked on the battlefield-it would probably be incidentally attacked by the Godmodders entities and break if it was- but it's there.
Your charge progresses! no new challenges appear.

The Anti-Elves Auto-attack... the AG-Elves alongside the furby, killing 1 AG-elf and doing 2 damage!
the cyborg moose friend idles.
The Residents, Tetrahedral one, and Mr. 6th regular polyhedron attack the Bunker, doing a collective 14+6 damage! The Tetrahedron heals itself and the polyhedron for 1 and 9 damage respectively! lastly it spins back to its glass face, from which comes... seemingly, nothing. New AG-Elves spawn from the fractal! Bill boops {6/2}/2 and then, after vibrating in place for a few seconds, pops like a soap bubble and leaves to go surf other universes.

The Ghostmodder finishes his charge (that being 'if it weighs... the same...as a duck...'.)! the Shellmodder throws starts conjuring seashells.


[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 107/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).).   towering outside shopkeeper emporium.
Flying Spageti monster 17/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. 
[Pyramidial] Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (21/45 integrity) will it Blend Vend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt!   Protected by a bubble of pure madness! Protected by 2 66 HP shields!
[OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 👁/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 8?/1d8: Assassinate.
[OG-Woobydoobydoo] Anti-Elves 5x7+1x1 HP, 1x8 Anti-Elven!A.  (targeting gained: Corrupteds.)
Anti-Elf Dimensional Portal (20HP, immune while anti-elves live!) +3 Anti-Elves per round!
Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme!
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday.  in shopkeeper emporium.
[OG-Rosco] Bunker 60/80 HP, Guarding Rosco and Moose.
Cyborg Moose Friend 15/15 HP, 1 Attack. May be tMoOPRPGG.

[All Hallows Eve-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 50/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught.  Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror.  Darkness with purpose. •••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage!    Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[AG-LeviRocks] NUNDEAD Tartarus Residents 10/10 HP, 1A
[AG] Tetrahedral one 27x3+27 HP. 3-Dimensional. side polished to a mirrors shine (9+3+? Healing). Side covered in black paint (13A). side covered in blood(27C). side made of glass (nothing or anything.).
Corrupted Rocker Furby 221/20 HP, Bloodcurdling Roar charged! Rock Out!A, Rock Electric Guitar!
The Being Who's Name Must Never Be Said 70/40 HP, 4 Damage Resistance. 0 attack.
Mr. 6th Regular Polyhedron 35/66 HP, -60% Dodge, Bloody Satanism!A , Pentagramal Shield (5/5 points)
A God of the Marketplace 15/20 HP 50% dodge, world fooler!A
Fractal Mimic 20 HP, 130%, summon 3 AG-elves(mimicry)!A. 
AG-Elves 6x5HP, guarding Mimic!
Ligge'Drasil 80/80 HP, Guarding Shellmodder
Seashells 4x5 HP
[WAAAAAAAAA] WALUIGI SUGGESTS LUIGII WHO ARE ON THIS FIELD PAY MORE ATTENTION TO THINGS WHICH ARE NOT WALUIGI. WALUIGI IS, OF COURSE, WAAANDERFUL, BUT WALUIGI IS ALSO BUSY. WITH MONOPOLY.
[Pyramidial] Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions!
Star Polyhedra {6/2}/2, 30 HP, 60 Salt, Pseudo-Bill.
Salt Servants 38x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 5/18 shield.
[GM] Ghostmodder: 268 /300 HP  4/4 I'll decide on this later. 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... Can repossess Body at will!
Shellmodder: 4/4 Pseudo-HP   multidimensional Vendable Stuff (stolen). Wearing Ligge'Drasil

SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy.  isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The- Purity embodied.
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 20HP-shield on charge.
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!)
Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.
Megamaths: 2 Oak Wood.
Rosco: nothing.
Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, pile of ash.

I see the ghostmodder and the shellmodder in the distance, and hurriedly make a prismatic wall. As my other defenses have broken, I decide not to give the drow ads. The drow are angry now, and try to attack my base. What they failed to realize, however, is that my base has hidden laser cannons in the walls that then slide out and begin blasting the drow.

MEANWHILE: I am now building a laser to destroy the moon, which will disrupt tides. This is difficult, so I enslave some derro and force them to build it. I make sure to keep an eye on them, though, in case one tries to sabotage it. At the same time, I shift my attention to making more defenses. I place some more prismatic walls around the perimeter of my base. The moon laser is about halfway done.

destroy the moon: 10/20

Oh good. In that case, I'll just be waiting for now.

Rend the World in Twain!: 19/60

I build an Auto Charger and attach it to the Scimitar of Darkness. Now I won’t have to charge it with my actions!

Now that the Auto Charger is finished, I take a short nap

Scimitar of Darkness: you can decide with the Auto Charger

Quote from DaethedirWyndsaber >>

I see the ghostmodder and the shellmodder in the distance, and hurriedly make a prismatic wall. As my other defenses have broken, I decide not to give the drow ads. The drow are angry now, and try to attack my base. What they failed to realize, however, is that my base has hidden laser cannons in the walls that then slide out and begin blasting the drow.

MEANWHILE: I am now building a laser to destroy the moon, which will disrupt tides. This is difficult, so I enslave some derro and force them to build it. I make sure to keep an eye on them, though, in case one tries to sabotage it. At the same time, I shift my attention to making more defenses. I place some more prismatic walls around the perimeter of my base. The moon laser is about halfway done.

destroy the moon: 10/20 1/20

 You create a prismatic wall, start a charge called destroy the moon, and create another prismatic wall. Your 'Destroy the moon' charge is only 1/20, not 10/20, because you only spent one action on it, not 10 actions.

Quote from B_Megamaths >>

Oh good. In that case, I'll just be waiting for now.

Rend the World in Twain!: 19/60

 You continue Rend the World in Twain!.

Quote from Memer_Asriel >>

I build an Auto Charger and attach it to the Scimitar of Darkness. Now I won’t have to charge it with my actions!

Now that the Auto Charger is finished, I take a short nap

Scimitar of Darkness: [goes to 5.5.]

 You create an Auto-Charger! It charges the schimitar at a rate of 0.5 charges per turn, and has 20 HP! You fail to take a short nap, because you're so well rested.  you can't just spend all your time sleeping, you know! Eventually the body has had enough rest. Like in your case.

The Anti-Elves auto-act! 1 AG-elf goes down, and the furby takes 5 damage!
Everything else idles til' the Auto-charger, which auto-charges! +0.5 charges! The residents attack the Anti-Elves, killing one! The Tetrahedral one heals the Polyhedron and the God of the MarketPlace by 9 and 3 HP respectively, then spins around to its bloodier side and drips blood all over the random convenient obsidian spike for... some... reason? The Furby Rocks Out! And nothing happens!
the Polyhedron turns the Shellmodder's 5 Seashells into 5 SeaShelders, with new health and capabilities to... well, not to match. to approach.
The Fractal Mimic summons more AG-Elves... and eats them, gaining 18%!
The Shellmodder beats the polyhedron to death for transforming its Seashells and steals the pentagramal shield for itself! At least, I think that's what it was. It might've been trying to give the 'hedron a hug. Kinda hard to tell.
 The Ghostmodder starts a third charge: 'and therefore... a Witch!'. it's a 1/2 charge.
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[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 107/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).).   towering outside shopkeeper emporium.
Flying Spageti monster 17/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. 
[Pyramidial] Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (21/45 integrity) will it Blend Vend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt!   Protected by a bubble of pure madness! Protected by 2 66 HP shields!
[OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 👁/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 8?/1d8: Assassinate.
[OG-Woobydoobydoo] Anti-Elves 5x10 HP, 1x10 Anti-Elven!A.  (targeting gained: Corrupteds.)
Anti-Elf Dimensional Portal (20HP, immune while anti-elves live!) +3 Anti-Elves per round!
Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme!
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday.  in shopkeeper emporium.
[OG-Rosco] Bunker 60/80 HP, Guarding Rosco and Moose.
Cyborg Moose Friend 15/15 HP, 1 Attack. May be tMoOPRPGG.

[All Hallows Eve-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 50/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught.  Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror.  Darkness with purpose. •••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage!    Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[A-Asriel] auto-charger. 20/20 HP, +0.5 to S.o.D./round.
[A-Daethdir] Prismatic Walls 20x2 HP.
[AG-LeviRocks] NUNDEAD Tartarus Residents 10/10 HP, 1A
[AG] Tetrahedral one 27x4 HP. 3-Dimensional. side polished to a mirrors shine (9+3+? Healing). Side covered in black paint (13A). side covered in blood(27C). side made of glass (nothing or anything.).
Corrupted Rocker Furby 216/20 HP, Bloodcurdling Roar charged! Rock Out!A, Rock Electric Guitar!
The Being Who's Name Must Never Be Said 70/40 HP, 4 Damage Resistance. 0 attack.
Mr. 6th Regular Polyhedron 0/66 HP, -60% Dodge, Bloody Satanism!A , 
A God of the Marketplace 18/20 HP 50% dodge, world fooler!A
Fractal Mimic 20 HP, 148%, summon 3 AG-elves(mimicry)!A. 
AG-Elves 6x4HP, guarding Mimic!
Ligge'Drasil 80/80 HP, Guarding Shellmodder
Seashelders 6x5 HP 1x5A
[WAAAAAAAAA] WALUIGI SUGGESTS LUIGII WHO ARE ON THIS FIELD PAY MORE ATTENTION TO THINGS WHICH ARE NOT WALUIGI. WALUIGI IS, OF COURSE, WAAANDERFUL, BUT WALUIGI IS ALSO BUSY. WITH MONOPOLY.
[Pyramidial] Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions!
Star Polyhedra {6/2}/2, 30 HP, 60 Salt, Pseudo-Bill.
Salt Servants 38x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 5/18 shield.
[GM] Ghostmodder: 268 /300 HP  4/4 I'll decide on this later. 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 1/2 and therefore... a Witch! Can repossess Body at will!
Shellmodder: 4/4 Pseudo-HP   multidimensional Vendable Stuff (stolen). Wearing Ligge'Drasil. Pentagramal Shield (5/5 points)

SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy.  isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The- Purity embodied.
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 20HP-shield on charge.
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!)
Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.
Megamaths: 2 Oak Wood.
Rosco: nothing.
Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, pile of ash.

I will now add an energy focus to the moon laser, and then I chase a stink bug for no reason. Anyway, I keep working on the moon laser.

destroy the moon: 2/20

I use all of my actions to work on some modifications to the Auto Charger. First, and most importantly, it charges faster! Secondly, in addition to charging the Scimitar of Darkness, it also charges the shield around said weapon. We don’t need anyone or anything else to affect it, now do we? Third and finally, it also dispenses soda.

...what? I get thirsty with my work!

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I will now add an energy focus to the moon laser, and then I chase a stink bug for no reason. Anyway, I keep working on the moon laser.

destroy the moon: 4/20

 since you spent all your actions on the laser this round, it progresses by 3.
Chargequest generated: 'The moon isn't always out, and it's daytime. how will you make sure your laser can hit the moon?'. Solve the quest for a boost!

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I use all of my actions to work on some modifications to the Auto Charger. First, and most importantly, it charges faster! Secondly, in addition to charging the Scimitar of Darkness, it also charges the shield around said weapon. We don’t need anyone or anything else to affect it, now do we? Third and finally, it also dispenses soda.

...what? I get thirsty with my work!
{Scimitar goes to 6.25}

 The Auto-charger now generates 10 HP of shielding around itself and the Scimitar per round! it also generates an additional 0.25 charges per round! It also dispenses soda, which, as it turns out, was a free action to add! 

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Aaaaand now there's blood on the spike. I have a feeling I SHOULDN'T clean it up, for plot-related reasons, but boy I really want to.

Rend the World in Twain!: 22/60

 Hm... interesting feeling you have there. Incidentally, the blood, which has conveniently dripped right down to exactly your eye level to make it super-convenient to look at, clots/dries to the spike unnaturally quickly. Or... hm. Is it normal for blood to take less then 13 minutes to clot? I'm not an expert on these things. The blood clots at the specific rate of less then 13 minutes to clot into near-solidity. Dunno if that's normal.


The Anti-Elves do another 13 damage to the Rocker! the Auto-charger auto-charges and gains 10 HP! The Tetrahedral One and Residents attack the Bunker, doing 14 damage! The Tetrahedral One also heals the God of the MarketPlace to full, and slows to a stop in the same position it began- glass-side facing forwards. 
The Furby is still Rockin' Out, but everyone is pretty tired of rock music by this point.
The God of the MarketPlace is explaining, very excitedly, about a place where the void interacts with the real world and where you can get super-powerful greatness. I'd elaborate, but nobody takes them seriously anyway.
 the Fractal Mimic generates 3 more AG-Elves. the Seashelders attack the Auto-charger, reducing its shield to half! which is to say, doing 5 damage.
The Ghostmodder finishes charging 'and therefore... a Witch!'
The Shellmodder is out of stuff within reach, and is now stuck in Ligge'drasil. without a mind, it can't figure out how to leave.
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[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 107/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).).   towering outside shopkeeper emporium.
Flying Spageti monster 17/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. 
[Pyramidial] Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (21/45 integrity) will it Blend Vend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt!   Protected by a bubble of pure madness! Protected by 2 66 HP shields!
[OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 👁/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 8?/1d8: Assassinate.
[OG-Woobydoobydoo] Anti-Elves 5x13 HP, 1x13 Anti-Elven!A.  (targeting gained: Corrupteds.)
Anti-Elf Dimensional Portal (20HP, immune while anti-elves live!) +3 Anti-Elves per round!
Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme!
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday.  in shopkeeper emporium.
[OG-Rosco] Bunker 46/80 HP, Guarding Rosco and Moose.
Cyborg Moose Friend 15/15 HP, 1 Attack. May be tMoOPRPGG.

[All Hallows Eve-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 50/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught.  Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror.  Darkness with purpose. •••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage!    Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[A-Asriel] auto-charger. 25/20 HP, +10 HP/R, protecting S.o.D. +0.75 to S.o.D./round.
[A-Daethdir] Prismatic Walls 20x2 HP.
[AG-LeviRocks] NUNDEAD Tartarus Residents 10/10 HP, 1A
[AG] Tetrahedral one 27x4 HP. 3-Dimensional. side polished to a mirrors shine (9+3+? Healing). Side covered in black paint (13A). side covered in blood(27C). side made of glass (nothing or anything.).
Corrupted Rocker Furby 203/20 HP, Bloodcurdling Roar charged! Rock Out!A, Rock Electric Guitar!
The Being Who's Name Must Never Be Said 70/40 HP, 4 Damage Resistance. 0 attack.
A God of the Marketplace 20/20 HP 50% dodge, world fooler!A
Fractal Mimic 20 HP, 148%, summon 3 AG-elves(mimicry)!A. 
AG-Elves 6x7HP, guarding Mimic!
Ligge'Drasil 80/80 HP, Guarding Shellmodder
Seashelders 6x5 HP 1x5A
[WAAAAAAAAA] WALUIGI SUGGESTS LUIGII WHO ARE ON THIS FIELD PAY MORE ATTENTION TO THINGS WHICH ARE NOT WALUIGI. WALUIGI IS, OF COURSE, WAAANDERFUL, BUT WALUIGI IS ALSO BUSY. WITH MONOPOLY.
[Pyramidial] Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions!
Star Polyhedra {6/2}/2, 30 HP, 60 Salt, Pseudo-Bill.
Salt Servants 38x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 5/18 shield.
[GM] Ghostmodder: 268 /300 HP  4/4 I'll decide on this later. 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! Can repossess Body at will!
Shellmodder: 4/4 Pseudo-HP   multidimensional Vendable Stuff (stolen). Wearing Ligge'Drasil. Pentagramal Shield (5/5 points)

SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy.  isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The- Purity embodied.
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 20HP-shield on charge.
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!)
Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.
Megamaths: 2 Oak Wood.
Rosco: nothing.
Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, pile of ash.

I grab a soda and continue to charge the Scimitar of Darkness 

Scimitar of Darkness: 10/30

I drink a soda and eat a cheeseburger. Then I add some more parts onto my moon laser. I have figured out how to make sure it will hit the moon: use wish to move the moon directly over the laser, then fire the laser.

destroy the moon: 5/20 (I think)

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Odd. It's not having any effect right now, though, so I'll leave it be.

Rend the World in Twain!: 25/60

 You continue to lean against the Obsidian Spike and do nothing. Conveniently, though some of the blood Is just above eye level, none of it has dripped in far enough in the right spots to make your hair/head/clothes/skin/etc dirty.

Quote from Memer_Asriel >>

I grab a soda and continue to charge the Scimitar of Darkness 

Scimitar of Darkness: 10/30

 You do that! Hm... are you aiming for a sword made of pure darkness, or some darkness-enchanted material?

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I drink a soda and eat a cheeseburger. Then I add some more parts onto my moon laser. I have figured out how to make sure it will hit the moon: use wish to move the moon directly over the laser, then fire the laser.

destroy the moon: 5/20 (I think)

 You continue to work on the moon laser! are the soda and cheeseburger parts supposed to be actions? if not, Destroy The Moon goes to 7, if so, it goes to 5. Then, you solve the chargequest! It's not the greatest solution you could've gotten, but it works, netting you 0.8 bonus charges!

3 Anti-Elves spawn! they kill 2 AG-elves and deal 4 damage to the Furby!
The Charger charges!
The Tartarus Residents and Tetrahedral One work together to attack and kill 3 Anti-Elves, with the help of the Rocker Furby to do 1 extra damage! the The Tetrahedral one then drips blood all over the Anti-Elves, causing their corpses to rise as AG-Elves! That's not what most AG-elves are, to be clear. but these particular ones are undead.
The Fractal Mimic absorbs its 3 new AG-elves, gaining another 18%, and summons more AG-elves! With its newfound size, it summons 4 of them!
The Seashelders attack the Anti-Elves, killing another one!

The Ghostmodder sees the Battlefield has Stagnated, and decides to return to their Shell and shake things up a bit! the Shellmodder and Ghostmodder re-become the Godmodder! With the Godmodders vast intellect, he realises he doesn't actually have to leave Ligge'Drasil to do that! Instead, using his vast intellect, the Godmodder learns psychic powers! and by learns psychic powers, I mean 'uses telepathy to informs the universe and anyone who will listen that he already has psychic powers and has had them for millennia'. Using his telekinetic powers which he also has, he levitates the Prismatic Wall and throws it like a frisby through the bunker, destroying it and doing 20 damage to the bunker! Another wave of telekinetic force tears the helmets off 9 of the Anti-Elves, reducing their healths to 3, and transfering those 2 points from each to the AG-elves! finally, he teleports the cyborg moose friend into an inescapable pit of painful but nonlethal lava as revenge for looking similar to, and possibly being, the moose of op rpg gear, which has been a thorn in the Godmodders side at least once. No, not literally. well, maybe literally. but that's not what he means, he means figuratively.

[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 107/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).).   towering outside shopkeeper emporium.
Flying Spageti monster 17/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. 
[Pyramidial] Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (21/45 integrity) will it Blend Vend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt!   Protected by a bubble of pure madness! Protected by 2 66 HP shields!
[OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 👁/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 8?/1d8: Assassinate.
[OG-Woobydoobydoo] Anti-Elves 5x3+3x9 HP, 1x12 Anti-Elven!A.  (targeting gained: Corrupteds.)
Anti-Elf Dimensional Portal (20HP, immune while anti-elves live!) +3 Anti-Elves per round!
Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme!
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday.  in shopkeeper emporium.
[OG-Rosco] Bunker 26/80 HP, Guarding Rosco and Moose.
Cyborg Moose Friend GONE /15 HP, 1 Attack. May be tMoOPRPGG.

[All Hallows Eve-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 50/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught.  Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror.  Darkness with purpose. •••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage!    Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[A-Asriel] auto-charger. 35/20 HP, +10 HP/R, protecting S.o.D. +0.75 to S.o.D./round.
[A-Daethdir] Prismatic Walls 20x1 HP.
[AG-LeviRocks] NUNDEAD Tartarus Residents 10/10 HP, 1A
[AG] Tetrahedral one 27x4 HP. 3-Dimensional. side polished to a mirrors shine (9+3+? Healing). Side covered in black paint (13A). side covered in blood(27C). side made of glass (nothing or anything.).
Corrupted Rocker Furby 199/20 HP, Bloodcurdling Roar charged! Rock Out!A, Rock Electric Guitar!
The Being Who's Name Must Never Be Said 70/40 HP, 4 Damage Resistance. 0 attack.
A God of the Marketplace 20/20 HP 50% dodge, world fooler!A
Fractal Mimic 20 HP, 166%, summon 3 AG-elves(mimicry)!A. 
AG-Elves 6x0+ 7x9HP, guarding Mimic!
Ligge'Drasil 80/80 HP, Guarding Shellmodder
Seashelders 6x5 HP 1x5A
[WAAAAAAAAA] WALUIGI SUGGESTS LUIGII WHO ARE ON THIS FIELD PAY MORE ATTENTION TO THINGS WHICH ARE NOT WALUIGI. WALUIGI IS, OF COURSE, WAAANDERFUL, BUT WALUIGI IS ALSO BUSY. WITH MONOPOLY.
[Pyramidial] Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions!
Star Polyhedra {6/2}/2, 30 HP, 60 Salt, Pseudo-Bill.
Salt Servants 38x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 5/18 shield.
[GM] Godmodder: 268 /300 HP  4/4 I'll decide on this later. 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch!  multidimensional Vendable Stuff (stolen). Wearing Ligge'Drasil. Pentagramal Shield (5/5 points)

SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy.  isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The- Purity embodied.
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 20HP-shield on charge.
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!)
Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.
Megamaths: 2 Oak Wood.
Rosco: nothing.
Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, pile of ash.