I charge twice, then when the Godmodder attempts to charge me, I agree to pay back the charge in a five-step payment loan. I then edit the contract so the interest rate is negative and there's no need for collateral, and sign it. In his rage, either the Godmodder ends up having to GIVE me charge, or he ends up forgetting about the loan entirely. That's the hope, anyways.
Rend the World in Twain!: 42.5/60
The Godmodder looks at your contract. fascinating... no need for collateral... You mean no need for collateral damage, right? The Godmodder agrees! luckily, in godmodder-brand loans the interest rate is 0 unless he wants it to be different, so the -0% interest rate doesn't mean he's going to ever owe you money, but you still have to pay him the charge he's charging you, or he'll attack you. directly. right in the nose. and it will be very painful, you understand? you do have a nose, right? he'll settle for an eye if you don't. ...luckily for you, it doesn't come to that, since he takes the action you tried to use to trick him.
Current calculations put the Scimitar of Darkness finishing in 4 rounds from now. Ok, thought direction time. I turn my thoughts to how I can stop outsiders from influencing the Darkness. Not exactly sure that someone else had a Scimitar of Darkness, since when LyricsDusk gave their soul to the Darkness it came to the form it is right now (but I may just be dumb).
Scimitar of Darkness: 27/30
(game-sourced Thoughts were already directed. there isn't much room to direct them.) Nobody had a Scimitar of Darkness, but someone had a few magical Scimitars. anyway, new thoughts! "What if you use My Immortal? that has darkness, right? darkness and low standards?" "darkness. Dark Ness. is the word Darkness itself an alternate version of ness? If you shuffle the letters around, you get Kard sens, and then if you turn the e into an a you get Kard Sans, which sounds to me like proof that Sans in Deltarune is Ness confirmed! pfft, nah." "what if you add light to the darkness to keep other darkness out of your cool and new darkness?"
The entity battle continues to be on hold. Whether it would stay on hold normally is a toss-up but IRL has interrupted, so since the entity battle isn't quite as necessary with only two players, it continues to not be. The Godmodder continues his charging attacks, and doubles the 1 action he stole- er, taxed- from Megamaths this round by betting it double-or-nothing against nothing. Luckily, nothing has no power and so he is easily able to steal the action back if he loses (which he does not).
might I draw your attention to the wording of the last 2 sentences, and the fact that the godmodder stole a action. I believe we all know where this is going, don't we?
I use wish, to summon a court to where we are, and after that I will call truce, but I will do so by getting a banshee to scream as loud as possible while I have noise cancelling headphones on, and then I will inform everyone that I am calling a truce to work on some legal matters, and that there are 2 cases, one about the godmodders theft, and one that is currently classified.
Meanwhile, I look at the Vikings in a worried way while building my laser. I only use one action on the laser, though, and use my other two to make two walls of fire to protect the laser from the possibly hostile Vikings.
destroy the moon: 16.3/20
The vikings are... unperturbed. well, except one of them, but that one is swiftly slain via axe to the brain by the other vikings. You continue your charge! You hear honking in the distance...
I summon fifty invincible lawyers that only I can kill to convince the Godmodder to become peaceful.
You do that! The Godmodder looks at the lawyers, looks in a random direction, and quirks an eyebrow as if to say 'really?', then shoves a gag down all their throats. They're not dead, but they can't talk. you get the feeling this is a comparatively good outcome...
Yes, a great Thought! I add a little bit of Light to the Darkness to make it my own, now others can’t control it! Then I charge twice taking the tax.
Scimitar of Darkness (and a little Light): 29/30
You do that! it (1d3: 2) works roughly as expected! Your Scimitar gains significant resistance to interference from other Darknesses above and beyond its ordinary resilience to interference, and none of them will start with a foothold into it!
might I draw your attention to the wording of the last 2 sentences, and the fact that the godmodder stole a action. I believe we all know where this is going, don't we?
I use wish, to summon a court to where we are, and after that I will call truce, but I will do so by getting a banshee to scream as loud as possible while I have noise cancelling headphones on, and then I will inform everyone that I am calling a truce to work on some legal matters, and that there are 2 cases, one about the godmodders theft, and one that is currently classified.
first of all, quoting lots of posts is more annoying of a process, so please edit your posts with addenda instead of making new posts in the future. second of all... You summon a court! You then make a really loud yelling sound and ask for a truce. The Godmodder refuses your request for a truce. The Darkness Given Form refuses your request for a truce. The Pyramid Scheme's limited presence refuses your request for a truce. The floor refuses your request for a truce. it is safe to say there will be no truce today. The Godmodder also states for the record that the statement that he stole an action was libelous slander and has since been retracted by the claimee, the narrator, per the 'er, taxed', and he, while Able to steal back an action from nothing, did not.
The Anti-Elves generate and attack! 1 AG-Elf killed, 6 damage to the Corrupt Rocker Furby! The Darkness Given Form attacks the Seashelders, killing all 3! The Darkness Given Soul begins to tire... yet its Purpose gives it strength, or at least endurance, and it spends of itself to repeat its technique a further time, bringing six Elven Husks to stagger through the blackened mirror and strike down down their equal number of AG-elves. The Autocharger is... The Autocharger. The Tetrahedral One heals itself again, then attacks the Autocharger for 13 damage (regaining a grand total of 1 health from lifesteal)! The Corrupt Rocker Furby, Being Who's Name Must Never Be Said, Fractal Mimic, and AG-elves attack it as well, doing(3+2+2x2+2x10=29 damage! The Taxman fails to create a new horrible Goose. also, the Mimic still generates AG-elves, and lifesteal does, essentially, nothing because every AG except the Tetrahedral One was full health.
The Godmodder puts his Taxed income into Taxing, granting the Taxman a Tax Aura: If you don't notice it, you're charged 0.075 Charges per charge you charge! It's not much, but it's getting there... the Godmodder continues his charging attacks for... probably just this one more round.
[A-naturewriter]Terror Pants 107/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium. Flying Spageti monster 17/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. [Pyramidial] Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (21/45 integrity) will it Blend Vend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt! Protected by a bubble of pure madness! Protected by 2 66 HP shields! [OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 👁/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 8?/1d8: Assassinate. [OG-Woobydoobydoo] Anti-Elves 5x12 HP, 1x12 Anti-Elven!A. (targeting gained: Corrupteds.) Anti-Elf Dimensional Portal (20HP, immune while anti-elves live!) +3 Anti-Elves per round! Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme! [OG-naturewriter]Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium. [OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 100/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [A-Asriel]auto-charger. 57/20 HP, +10 HP/R, protecting S.o.D. +0.75 to S.o.D./round. [OG] Empty Shells. 1x0 HP, 6x0A Elven Husks 0+2x6 HP, 7x6A [AG] Tetrahedral one 27+27+23+27 +(10x4) HP. 3-Dimensional. side polished to a mirrors shine (9+3+? Healing). Side covered in black paint (13+2A). side covered in blood(27C). side made of glass (nothing or anything.). Corrupted Rocker Furby 195/20 HP, Bloodcurdling Roar in 6! Rock Out!A, Rock Electric Guitar! Bloodcurdling Roar has been active for (1) round of (4). The Being Who's Name Must Never Be Said 70+10/40 HP, 4 Damage Resistance. 0+2 attack. Fractal Mimic 20+10x2 HP, 101x2%, summon 3x2 AG-elves(mimicry)!A. 0+2 x2A AG-Elves 7x16HP, guarding Mimic! 0+2x16A Seashelders 6x0 HP 1+2x0A [OpposingDaethdir] Horrible Geese 12x3 HP, GOOSEx3!A [AG] The Taxman. 100$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 15 HP shield! 0.4 Procrastination! 0.3 ducks! 0.2 WitchcraftTaxing!A Tax Aura(0.075)! [WAAAAAAAAA]WALUIGI SUGGESTS LUIGII WHO ARE ON THIS FIELD PAY MORE ATTENTION TO THINGS WHICH ARE NOT WALUIGI. WALUIGI IS, OF COURSE, WAAANDERFUL, BUT WALUIGI IS ALSO BUSY. WITH MONOPOLY. [Pyramidial] Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions! Star Polyhedra {6/2}/2, 30 HP, 60 Salt, Pseudo-Bill. Salt Servants 38x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 5/18 shield. [GM] Godmodder: 268 /300 HP 4/4 I'll decide on this later. 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! multidimensional Vendable Stuff (stolen). Wearing Ligge'Drasil. Pentagramal Shield (5/5 points)
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby! The- Purity embodied. (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 20HP-shield on charge. Sugar High! Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!) Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused. Megamaths: 2 Oak Wood. Rosco: nothing. Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, pile of ash. Fed. in not!Antarctica.
I make a pact with the godmodder to become a warlock.
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All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
I work on the laser a little, then check my walls of fire. They seem okay. Then, I decide to get rid of my pile of ash. I rip open the fabric of the universe, sweating a bit as I throw the ash into my small wormhole. I then close it immediately.
destroy the moon:17.3/20
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It is time. Two more charges and the Scimitar is complete. Scimitar of Darkness: 30/30
As I charge for the final time, the shadows seeping into the blade fade away. I stretch out my hand, and the Scimitar flys out of the ground and the shield to my hand. It is now ready to use.
Creating a character is unnecessary and stat allocations/levels/classes won't have any effect outside of flavour text, but if you want to you can. The Godmodder endures your slap by quickly putting on a thornhelm, a special helmet covered in spikes! ow! The Godmodder adds a space, turning it into a magic miss ile, a magic ile that misses! it misses. The Godmodder's like 'sure why not' and starts dancing!
I work on the laser a little, then check my walls of fire. They seem okay. Then, I decide to get rid of my pile of ash. I rip open the fabric of the universe, sweating a bit as I throw the ash into my small wormhole. I then close it immediately.
destroy the moon:17.3/20
The Godmodders Charging Attack reduces your charge progress by 0.25 per charge! however, since discarding the pile of ash was a free action, you spent 3 actions on charging, making your overall progress was 2.025, bringing you to 18.325 ! Suddenly, the Geese arrive and start stealing parts- in order to finish the rest of the charge, you'll need to do something about them! one is killed by your Walls of Fire, but the other two work together to dunk ice on the walls and slip through the gap!
It is time. Two more charges and the Scimitar is complete. Scimitar of Darkness: 30/30
As I charge for the final time, the shadows seeping into the blade fade away. I stretch out my hand, and the Scimitar flys out of the ground and the shield to my hand. It is now ready to use.
You finish the Scimitar of Darkness (This would be prevented by the Godmodders charging attack, but you had a spare action.)! what powers does it Intentionally have, aside from the chargequest-gained resistance to interference and the sky-related chargequest bonus? (granting items powers has costs identical to giving an entity those same powers, though if you don't invest anything into your items durability it can be destroyed at any time by opponents. items will never break on their own.) You then collect up Chargequest Shield, automatically putting the Auto-charger into your inventory since it no longer has a target to charge!
The Anti-Elves generate, then kill two AG-elves! The Darkness Given Form continues its relentless attack, killing 3 AG elves with the earlier help from the Anti-Elves! The Darkness Given Soul strains to repeat its technique again... (1d10:9) with will it pushes through rising exhaustion, and brings 6 new Husks shambling forth from the jagged thrice-mirrored emptiness. The Darkness with Purpose looks at the Scimitar. Welp, it can't help with that since it's got that resistance to interference. It'll just keep being. the Elven Husks stagger forwards as the night and bring their counterparts to heel, all 11 remaining AG-elves falling before them. The Tetrahedral One kills 6 Elven Husks and heals itself to full via lifesteal! The Furby, Being whos name must never be said, and Fractal Mimic attack the Anti-elves, killing (2x2+2+4)/5=2 Anti-Elves! The Fractal Mimic then spawns 6 AG-elves! The Taxman uses Procrastination to procrastinate, boosting its power next round!
The Godmodder dances up to the Anti-Elves. Elvis danced or made music or something, right? he channels the power of his Dance into them and turns them all into Anti-elvises! Elvis possibly died a long time ago, so the Anti-Elvises instead Definitely die in like two seconds! All present and future anti-Elves killed!
[A-naturewriter]Terror Pants 107/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium. Flying Spageti monster 17/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. [Pyramidial] Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (21/45 integrity) will it Blend Vend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt! Protected by a bubble of pure madness! Protected by 2 66 HP shields! [OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 👁/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 8?/1d8: Assassinate. [OG-Woobydoobydoo] Anti-Elvises 0x13 HP, 1x13 Anti-Elven!A. (targeting gained: Corrupteds.) all dead. Anti-Elf Dimensional Portal (20HP, immune while anti-elves live!) +3 Anti-Elvises per round! Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme! [OG-naturewriter]Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium. [OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 100/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [A-Asriel]auto-charger (Inventorized! had 57 hp.) [OG] Empty Shells. 1x0 HP, 6x0A Elven Husks 0+2x6 HP, 7x6A [AG] Tetrahedral one 27+27+27+27 +(10x4) HP. 3-Dimensional. side polished to a mirrors shine (9+3+? Healing). Side covered in black paint (13+2A). side covered in blood(27C). side made of glass (nothing or anything.). Corrupted Rocker Furby 195/20 HP, Bloodcurdling Roar in 5! Rock Out!A, Rock Electric Guitar! Bloodcurdling Roar has been active for (2) rounds of (4). The Being Who's Name Must Never Be Said 70+10/40 HP, 4 Damage Resistance. 0+2 attack. Fractal Mimic 20+10x2 HP, 101x2%, summon 3x2 AG-elves(mimicry)!A. 0+2 x2A AG-Elves 7x6HP, guarding Mimic! 0+2x6A [OpposingDaethdir] Horrible Geese 12x2 HP, GOOSEx2!A [AG] The Taxman. 100$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 15 HP shield! 0.4 Procrastination! 0.3(x2 next.R!) ducks! 0.2(x2 next.R!) WitchcraftTaxing!A Tax Aura(0.075)! [WAAAAAAAAA]WALUIGI SUGGESTS LUIGII WHO ARE ON THIS FIELD PAY MORE ATTENTION TO THINGS WHICH ARE NOT WALUIGI. WALUIGI IS, OF COURSE, WAAANDERFUL, BUT WALUIGI IS ALSO BUSY. WITH MONOPOLY. [Pyramidial] Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions! Star Polyhedra {6/2}/2, 30 HP, 60 Salt, Pseudo-Bill. Salt Servants 38x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 18/18 shield. [GM] Godmodder: 268 /300 HP 4/4 I'll decide on this later. 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! multidimensional Vendable Stuff (stolen). Pentagramal Shield (5/5 points)
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby! The- Purity embodied. (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus?). Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!) Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused. Megamaths: 2 Oak Wood. Rosco: nothing. Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica.
Yay, godmodder warlock! I start eldritch blasting everyone else.
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All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
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I curse and start blasting the ducks with fireball. DC 17 dex save or take 40 fire damage. Then I finish the laser and start preparing to fire.
destroy the moon: 19.325/20
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Yay, godmodder warlock! I start eldritch blasting everyone else.
What? Why? I’m only trying to destroy the moon completely!
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Yay, godmodder warlock! I start eldritch blasting everyone else.
What? Why? I’m only trying to destroy the moon completely!
Because my patron told me to do so.
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All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
Yay, godmodder warlock! I start eldritch blasting everyone else.
You fire eldritch blasts at random, hitting Memer Asriel once and Megamaths twice! Memer Asriel receives minor wounds! Megamaths receives Moderate Wounds! The Godmodder nods appreciatively at your aid.
I curse and start blasting the ducks with fireball. DC 17 dex save or take 28 fire damage. Then I finish the laser and start preparing to fire.
destroy the moon: 19.250/20
you kill the Geese- not ducks- and then bring the laser to near-completion! 0.075 less then you thought, as you neglected to account for the Taxman.
The Anti-Elf dimensional portal conjures some Anti-Elvises, but they instantly die! The Darkness given Form waits to act until after the Darkness Given Soul, which is very nearly spent... (1d10:9) still, with will and purpose it pushes on, managing to pace itself just well enough not to render the next attempt infeasible... though surely its luck will run out, eventually. Six more elven husks shamble out of the twisted black kaleidoscope that is the mirror and lay low the remaining AG-Elves. With the AG-Elves dead, the Darkness Given Form and other Elven Husks attack the Fractal Mimics, killing both! The Tetrahedral one lances out at the Anti-Elf dimensional portal, dealing 13+2 damage! it then spins back to the glass-side, from which emerge streams of liminal blue (bolded for readability purposes only) and orange. Just like 99% of the Tetrahedral Ones other glass-side actions, this has no discernible effect mechanically speaking. The Being and Furby then finish off the Portal. The Taxman uses its Ducks ability, but fails to summon a new Horrible Goose! It then uses the 0.075 charges it has taxed to increase the size of its health-shield by 1.5, plus 4 from the raw power of Taxing! incredible.
The Godmodder decides to start a new charge! 1/5 for Give Me a Sign!
[A-naturewriter]Terror Pants 107/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium. Flying Spageti monster 17/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. [Pyramidial] Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (21/45 integrity) will it Blend Vend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt! Protected by a bubble of pure madness! Protected by 2 66 HP shields! [OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 👁/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 8?/1d8: Assassinate. [OG-Woobydoobydoo] Anti-Elvises 0x13 HP, 1x13 Anti-Elven!A. (targeting gained: Corrupteds.) all dead. Anti-Elf Dimensional Portal (0HP, immune while anti-elves live!) +3 Anti-Elvises per round! Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme! [OG-naturewriter]Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium. [OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 100/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [OG] Elven Husks 0+2x12 HP, 7x12A [AG] Tetrahedral one 27+27+27+27 +(10x4) HP. 3-Dimensional. side polished to a mirrors shine (9+3+? Healing). Side covered in black paint (13+2A). side covered in blood(27C). side made of glass (nothing or anything.). Corrupted Rocker Furby 195/20 HP, Bloodcurdling Roar in 4! Rock Out!A, Rock Electric Guitar! Bloodcurdling Roar has been active for (3) rounds of (4). The Being Who's Name Must Never Be Said 70+10/40 HP, 4 Damage Resistance. 0+2 attack. Fractal Mimic 0+0x2 HP, 101x2%, summon 3x2 AG-elves(mimicry)!A. 0+2 x2A AG-Elves 7x0HP, guarding Mimic! 0+2x0A [OpposingDaethdir] Horrible Geese 0x2 HP, GOOSEx2!A [AG] The Taxman. 100$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 20.5 HP shield! 0.4 Procrastination! 0.3 ducks! 0.2 WitchcraftTaxing!A Tax Aura(0.075)! [WAAAAAAAAA]WALUIGI SUGGESTS LUIGII WHO ARE ON THIS FIELD PAY MORE ATTENTION TO THINGS WHICH ARE NOT WALUIGI. WALUIGI IS, OF COURSE, WAAANDERFUL, BUT WALUIGI IS ALSO BUSY. WITH MONOPOLY. [Pyramidial] Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions! Star Polyhedra {6/2}/2, 30 HP, 60 Salt, Pseudo-Bill. Salt Servants 38x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 18/18 shield. [GM] Godmodder: 268 /300 HP 1/5 Give me a Sign! 4/4 I'll decide on this later. 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! multidimensional Vendable Stuff (stolen). Pentagramal Shield (5/5 points)
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby! The- Purity embodied. (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus?). Minor Wounds! Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!) Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused. Megamaths: 2 Oak Wood. Moderate Wounds! Rosco: nothing. Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica.
Continue to spam eldritch blasts! (And maybe a Blade of disaster for good measure)
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All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
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I finish preparing the laser for firing. I use wish to move the moon directly over the laser and fire! The laser shoots three quick bursts, dealing 550 damage to the moon, which destroys it! Afterwards, I go back to where everyone else is and open an inter dimensional wormhole which starts to tear the battlefield apart.
destroy the moon: 20/20, complete
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I summon fifty invincible lawyers that only I can kill to convince the Godmodder to become peaceful.
Yes, a great Thought! I add a little bit of Light to the Darkness to make it my own, now others can’t control it! Then I charge twice taking the tax.
Scimitar of Darkness (and a little Light): 29/30
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[A]
Im a little confused what just happened?
Actually reading that a second time and I believe I understand.
might I draw your attention to the wording of the last 2 sentences, and the fact that the godmodder stole a action. I believe we all know where this is going, don't we?
I use wish, to summon a court to where we are, and after that I will call truce, but I will do so by getting a banshee to scream as loud as possible while I have noise cancelling headphones on, and then I will inform everyone that I am calling a truce to work on some legal matters, and that there are 2 cases, one about the godmodders theft, and one that is currently classified.
The vikings are... unperturbed. well, except one of them, but that one is swiftly slain via axe to the brain by the other vikings.
You continue your charge! You hear honking in the distance...
You do that! The Godmodder looks at the lawyers, looks in a random direction, and quirks an eyebrow as if to say 'really?', then shoves a gag down all their throats. They're not dead, but they can't talk. you get the feeling this is a comparatively good outcome...
You do that! it (1d3: 2) works roughly as expected! Your Scimitar gains significant resistance to interference from other Darknesses above and beyond its ordinary resilience to interference, and none of them will start with a foothold into it!
first of all, quoting lots of posts is more annoying of a process, so please edit your posts with addenda instead of making new posts in the future.
- Purity embodied.
second of all... You summon a court! You then make a really loud yelling sound and ask for a truce. The Godmodder refuses your request for a truce. The Darkness Given Form refuses your request for a truce. The Pyramid Scheme's limited presence refuses your request for a truce. The floor refuses your request for a truce.
it is safe to say there will be no truce today.
The Godmodder also states for the record that the statement that he stole an action was libelous slander and has since been retracted by the claimee, the narrator, per the 'er, taxed', and he, while Able to steal back an action from nothing, did not.
The Anti-Elves generate and attack! 1 AG-Elf killed, 6 damage to the Corrupt Rocker Furby! The Darkness Given Form attacks the Seashelders, killing all 3! The Darkness Given Soul begins to tire... yet its Purpose gives it strength, or at least endurance, and it spends of itself to repeat its technique a further time, bringing six Elven Husks to stagger through the blackened mirror and strike down down their equal number of AG-elves. The Autocharger is... The Autocharger.
The Tetrahedral One heals itself again, then attacks the Autocharger for 13 damage (regaining a grand total of 1 health from lifesteal)! The Corrupt Rocker Furby, Being Who's Name Must Never Be Said, Fractal Mimic, and AG-elves attack it as well, doing(3+2+2x2+2x10=29 damage! The Taxman fails to create a new horrible Goose. also, the Mimic still generates AG-elves, and lifesteal does, essentially, nothing because every AG except the Tetrahedral One was full health.
The Godmodder puts his Taxed income into Taxing, granting the Taxman a Tax Aura: If you don't notice it, you're charged 0.075 Charges per charge you charge! It's not much, but it's getting there... the Godmodder continues his charging attacks for... probably just this one more round.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 107/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium.
Flying Spageti monster 17/55 HP 20 A/-15 A.
[Pyramidial] Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (21/45 integrity) will it
BlendVend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt! Protected by a bubble of pure madness! Protected by 2 66 HP shields![OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 👁/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 8?/1d8: Assassinate.
[OG-Woobydoobydoo] Anti-Elves 5x12 HP, 1x12 Anti-Elven!A. (targeting gained: Corrupteds.)
Anti-Elf Dimensional Portal (20HP, immune while anti-elves live!) +3 Anti-Elves per round!
Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme!
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium.
[OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 100/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[A-Asriel] auto-charger. 57/20 HP, +10 HP/R, protecting S.o.D. +0.75 to S.o.D./round.
[OG] Empty Shells. 1x0 HP, 6x0A
Elven Husks 0+2x6 HP, 7x6A
[AG] Tetrahedral one 27+27+23+27 +(10x4) HP. 3-Dimensional. side polished to a mirrors shine (9+3+? Healing). Side covered in black paint (13+2A). side covered in blood(27C). side made of glass (nothing or anything.).
Corrupted Rocker Furby 195/20 HP, Bloodcurdling Roar in 6! Rock Out!A, Rock Electric Guitar! Bloodcurdling Roar has been active for (1) round of (4).
The Being Who's Name Must Never Be Said 70+10/40 HP, 4 Damage Resistance. 0+2 attack.
Fractal Mimic 20+10x2 HP, 101x2%, summon 3x2 AG-elves(mimicry)!A. 0+2 x2A
AG-Elves 7x16HP, guarding Mimic! 0+2x16A
Seashelders 6x0 HP 1+2x0A
[OpposingDaethdir] Horrible Geese 12x3 HP, GOOSEx3!A
[AG] The Taxman. 100$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 15 HP shield! 0.4 Procrastination! 0.3 ducks! 0.2 WitchcraftTaxing!A Tax Aura(0.075)!
[WAAAAAAAAA] WALUIGI SUGGESTS LUIGII WHO ARE ON THIS FIELD PAY MORE ATTENTION TO THINGS WHICH ARE NOT WALUIGI. WALUIGI IS, OF COURSE, WAAANDERFUL, BUT WALUIGI IS ALSO BUSY. WITH MONOPOLY.
[Pyramidial] Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions!
Star Polyhedra {6/2}/2, 30 HP, 60 Salt, Pseudo-Bill.
Salt Servants 38x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 5/18 shield.
[GM] Godmodder: 268 /300 HP 4/4 I'll decide on this later. 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! multidimensional Vendable Stuff (stolen). Wearing Ligge'Drasil. Pentagramal Shield (5/5 points)
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 20HP-shield on charge. Sugar High!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!)
Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a
vainattempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.Megamaths: 2 Oak Wood.
Rosco: nothing.
Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, pile of ash. Fed. in not!Antarctica.
I make a pact with the godmodder to become a warlock.
All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
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Should I make a character?
I slap the godmodder
I cast magic missile targeting the godmodder
I cast command targeting the godmodder
Dance!
When players get creative.
I work on the laser a little, then check my walls of fire. They seem okay. Then, I decide to get rid of my pile of ash. I rip open the fabric of the universe, sweating a bit as I throw the ash into my small wormhole. I then close it immediately.
destroy the moon:17.3/20
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It is time. Two more charges and the Scimitar is complete. Scimitar of Darkness: 30/30
As I charge for the final time, the shadows seeping into the blade fade away. I stretch out my hand, and the Scimitar flys out of the ground and the shield to my hand. It is now ready to use.
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[A]
You are now a warlock. The Godmodder tells you to help him kill everyone else.
Creating a character is unnecessary and stat allocations/levels/classes won't have any effect outside of flavour text, but if you want to you can.
The Godmodder endures your slap by quickly putting on a thornhelm, a special helmet covered in spikes! ow!
The Godmodder adds a space, turning it into a magic miss ile, a magic ile that misses! it misses.
The Godmodder's like 'sure why not' and starts dancing!
The Godmodders Charging Attack reduces your charge progress by 0.25 per charge! however, since discarding the pile of ash was a free action, you spent 3 actions on charging, making your overall progress was 2.025, bringing you to 18.325 ! Suddenly, the Geese arrive and start stealing parts- in order to finish the rest of the charge, you'll need to do something about them! one is killed by your Walls of Fire, but the other two work together to dunk ice on the walls and slip through the gap!
You finish the Scimitar of Darkness (This would be prevented by the Godmodders charging attack, but you had a spare action.)! what powers does it Intentionally have, aside from the chargequest-gained resistance to interference and the sky-related chargequest bonus?
(granting items powers has costs identical to giving an entity those same powers, though if you don't invest anything into your items durability it can be destroyed at any time by opponents. items will never break on their own.)
You then collect up Chargequest Shield, automatically putting the Auto-charger into your inventory since it no longer has a target to charge!
The Anti-Elves generate, then kill two AG-elves! The Darkness Given Form continues its relentless attack, killing 3 AG elves with the earlier help from the Anti-Elves! The Darkness Given Soul strains to repeat its technique again... (1d10:9) with will it pushes through rising exhaustion, and brings 6 new Husks shambling forth from the jagged thrice-mirrored emptiness.
The Darkness with Purpose looks at the Scimitar. Welp, it can't help with that since it's got that resistance to interference. It'll just keep being.
the Elven Husks stagger forwards as the night and bring their counterparts to heel, all 11 remaining AG-elves falling before them.
The Tetrahedral One kills 6 Elven Husks and heals itself to full via lifesteal! The Furby, Being whos name must never be said, and Fractal Mimic attack the Anti-elves, killing (2x2+2+4)/5=2 Anti-Elves! The Fractal Mimic then spawns 6 AG-elves! The Taxman uses Procrastination to procrastinate, boosting its power next round!
The Godmodder dances up to the Anti-Elves. Elvis danced or made music or something, right? he channels the power of his Dance into them and turns them all into Anti-elvises! Elvis possibly died a long time ago, so the Anti-Elvises instead Definitely die in like two seconds! All present and future anti-Elves killed!
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 107/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium.
Flying Spageti monster 17/55 HP 20 A/-15 A.
[Pyramidial] Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (21/45 integrity) will it
BlendVend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt! Protected by a bubble of pure madness! Protected by 2 66 HP shields![OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 👁/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 8?/1d8: Assassinate.
[OG-Woobydoobydoo] Anti-Elvises 0x13 HP, 1x13 Anti-Elven!A. (targeting gained: Corrupteds.) all dead.
Anti-Elf Dimensional Portal (20HP, immune while anti-elves live!) +3 Anti-Elvises per round!
Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme!
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium.
[OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 100/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[A-Asriel] auto-charger (Inventorized! had 57 hp.)
[OG] Empty Shells. 1x0 HP, 6x0A
Elven Husks 0+2x6 HP, 7x6A
[AG] Tetrahedral one 27+27+27+27 +(10x4) HP. 3-Dimensional. side polished to a mirrors shine (9+3+? Healing). Side covered in black paint (13+2A). side covered in blood(27C). side made of glass (nothing or anything.).
Corrupted Rocker Furby 195/20 HP, Bloodcurdling Roar in 5! Rock Out!A, Rock Electric Guitar! Bloodcurdling Roar has been active for (2) rounds of (4).
The Being Who's Name Must Never Be Said 70+10/40 HP, 4 Damage Resistance. 0+2 attack.
Fractal Mimic 20+10x2 HP, 101x2%, summon 3x2 AG-elves(mimicry)!A. 0+2 x2A
AG-Elves 7x6HP, guarding Mimic! 0+2x6A
[OpposingDaethdir] Horrible Geese 12x2 HP, GOOSEx2!A
[AG] The Taxman. 100$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 15 HP shield! 0.4 Procrastination! 0.3(x2 next.R!) ducks! 0.2(x2 next.R!) WitchcraftTaxing!A Tax Aura(0.075)!
[WAAAAAAAAA] WALUIGI SUGGESTS LUIGII WHO ARE ON THIS FIELD PAY MORE ATTENTION TO THINGS WHICH ARE NOT WALUIGI. WALUIGI IS, OF COURSE, WAAANDERFUL, BUT WALUIGI IS ALSO BUSY. WITH MONOPOLY.
[Pyramidial] Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions!
Star Polyhedra {6/2}/2, 30 HP, 60 Salt, Pseudo-Bill.
Salt Servants 38x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 18/18 shield.
[GM] Godmodder: 268 /300 HP 4/4 I'll decide on this later. 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! multidimensional Vendable Stuff (stolen). Pentagramal Shield (5/5 points)
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus?).
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!)
Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a
vainattempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.Megamaths: 2 Oak Wood.
Rosco: nothing.
Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica.
Yay, godmodder warlock! I start eldritch blasting everyone else.
All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
My homebrew setting: https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/d-d-beyond-general/story-lore/94809-wakai-a-setting-inspired-by-japanese-folklore-and
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I curse and start blasting the ducks with fireball. DC 17 dex save or take 40 fire damage. Then I finish the laser and start preparing to fire.
destroy the moon: 19.325/20
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What? Why? I’m only trying to destroy the moon completely!
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Because my patron told me to do so.
All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
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This account is kinda old and I haven’t used it in a while
You fire eldritch blasts at random, hitting Memer Asriel once and Megamaths twice! Memer Asriel receives minor wounds! Megamaths receives Moderate Wounds! The Godmodder nods appreciatively at your aid.
you kill the Geese- not ducks- and then bring the laser to near-completion! 0.075 less then you thought, as you neglected to account for the Taxman.
- Purity embodied.
The Anti-Elf dimensional portal conjures some Anti-Elvises, but they instantly die!
The Darkness given Form waits to act until after the Darkness Given Soul, which is very nearly spent... (1d10:9) still, with will and purpose it pushes on, managing to pace itself just well enough not to render the next attempt infeasible... though surely its luck will run out, eventually. Six more elven husks shamble out of the twisted black kaleidoscope that is the mirror and lay low the remaining AG-Elves. With the AG-Elves dead, the Darkness Given Form and other Elven Husks attack the Fractal Mimics, killing both! The Tetrahedral one lances out at the Anti-Elf dimensional portal, dealing 13+2 damage! it then spins back to the glass-side, from which emerge streams of liminal blue (bolded for readability purposes only) and orange. Just like 99% of the Tetrahedral Ones other glass-side actions, this has no discernible effect mechanically speaking.
The Being and Furby then finish off the Portal.
The Taxman uses its Ducks ability, but fails to summon a new Horrible Goose! It then uses the 0.075 charges it has taxed to increase the size of its health-shield by 1.5, plus 4 from the raw power of Taxing! incredible.
The Godmodder decides to start a new charge! 1/5 for Give Me a Sign!
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 107/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium.
Flying Spageti monster 17/55 HP 20 A/-15 A.
[Pyramidial] Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (21/45 integrity) will it
BlendVend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt! Protected by a bubble of pure madness! Protected by 2 66 HP shields![OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 👁/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 8?/1d8: Assassinate.
[OG-Woobydoobydoo] Anti-Elvises 0x13 HP, 1x13 Anti-Elven!A. (targeting gained: Corrupteds.) all dead.
Anti-Elf Dimensional Portal (0HP, immune while anti-elves live!) +3 Anti-Elvises per round!
Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme!
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium.
[OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 100/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[OG] Elven Husks 0+2x12 HP, 7x12A
[AG] Tetrahedral one 27+27+27+27 +(10x4) HP. 3-Dimensional. side polished to a mirrors shine (9+3+? Healing). Side covered in black paint (13+2A). side covered in blood(27C). side made of glass (nothing or anything.).
Corrupted Rocker Furby 195/20 HP, Bloodcurdling Roar in 4! Rock Out!A, Rock Electric Guitar! Bloodcurdling Roar has been active for (3) rounds of (4).
The Being Who's Name Must Never Be Said 70+10/40 HP, 4 Damage Resistance. 0+2 attack.
Fractal Mimic 0+0x2 HP, 101x2%, summon 3x2 AG-elves(mimicry)!A. 0+2 x2A
AG-Elves 7x0HP, guarding Mimic! 0+2x0A
[OpposingDaethdir] Horrible Geese 0x2 HP, GOOSEx2!A
[AG] The Taxman. 100$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 20.5 HP shield! 0.4 Procrastination! 0.3 ducks! 0.2 WitchcraftTaxing!A Tax Aura(0.075)!
[WAAAAAAAAA] WALUIGI SUGGESTS LUIGII WHO ARE ON THIS FIELD PAY MORE ATTENTION TO THINGS WHICH ARE NOT WALUIGI. WALUIGI IS, OF COURSE, WAAANDERFUL, BUT WALUIGI IS ALSO BUSY. WITH MONOPOLY.
[Pyramidial] Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions!
Star Polyhedra {6/2}/2, 30 HP, 60 Salt, Pseudo-Bill.
Salt Servants 38x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 18/18 shield.
[GM] Godmodder: 268 /300 HP 1/5 Give me a Sign! 4/4 I'll decide on this later. 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! multidimensional Vendable Stuff (stolen). Pentagramal Shield (5/5 points)
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus?). Minor Wounds!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!)
Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a
vainattempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.Megamaths: 2 Oak Wood. Moderate Wounds!
Rosco: nothing.
Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica.
I charge one and a half times, then I bribe the Taxman not to tax me using my other 1.5 actions.
Rend the World in Twain!: 44/60
Continue to spam eldritch blasts! (And maybe a Blade of disaster for good measure)
All hail the great and mighty platypus.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
My homebrew setting: https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/d-d-beyond-general/story-lore/94809-wakai-a-setting-inspired-by-japanese-folklore-and
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I finish preparing the laser for firing. I use wish to move the moon directly over the laser and fire! The laser shoots three quick bursts, dealing 550 damage to the moon, which destroys it! Afterwards, I go back to where everyone else is and open an inter dimensional wormhole which starts to tear the battlefield apart.
destroy the moon: 20/20, complete
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In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.