Action 1: I sacrifice my rotting monsters to these revolting furry beasts in order to placate them. Though I really just wanted to see what would happen. After that, I politely tell the puppies that I will not allow them to join me on my misadventures.
Action 2: I am pretty sure that the puppies probably wont take no for an answer so I run as far away from them as possible. I then cover myself entirely in chocolate, drink several gallons of chocolate milk, consume several chocolate cake and absorb numerous M&M's into my mass.
Action 3: Now with all this chocolate on me I feel pretty safe. However despite how good these defenses are, I'm sure those puppies will find a way to dechocolateify me. I run further away from the puppies, a lot more further away. Afterwards I glue eggplants and carrots all over my body. After that I glue very healthy brussels onto the eggplants and carrots that are glued onto the chocolate that is all over my body. With all of this, I look perfectly healthy, those puppies will never suspect a thing.
Action 4: But those puppies may still follow me all the way here and may be somehow smart enough to figure out my healthy disguise. So I summon a small yet very healthy pepper that I flexibly hide myself in. The puppies will never think that I will hide in a small healthy pepper!
Action 5: Within my pepper I pray to Jesper Brodin to give me a awesome IKEA branded weapon.
ecneserP ehT takes the book! you gained Book(Unspecified). upgrades the Failsafe! I admit, I'd been assuming that you'd want it to automatically activate under a certain circumstance. entities ordered. ... a presence blinks at ecneserP ehT in confusion, and then stabs ecneserP ehT with a sword, refreshing its Decaying. It also picks up a candlestick from a nearby hotel table. Since ecneserP ehT is still trapped inside of an infinite recursion of hotels, it will not be able to attack the health altar, which is outside of the infinite recursion. [OP] a presence 22/22 HP, ????, 2 regeneration. 5 Decay/Fire!A. Obviously there because there's a sword and candlestick.
67% of my Actions: Hmm... I know! I'll eat the scroll- Wait, no, that's something I definitely WOULD do, so the godmoddering probably accounted for that. I'll replace myself with Anti-GraveDiggent so he- No, that wouldn't work either, summoning an evil clone of myself is also something I would do. UGH! This is impossible! I walk up to Some Dude and shake his hand. My hand isn't secretly covered in ants or anything like that, I'm actually shaking his hand like a normal person. "Look, I don't know why we're all fighting in the first place. Why can't we just be friends?"
33% of my Actions: charge
ORIGIN:
Owning to ecneserP ehT being inside a hotel that's inside a hotel, the Klipot Bats instead attack , dealing 10 damage, and killing two of the bats; causing four more to rise in their place; the six remaining bats kill a pathetic cat. One of the Breakers consumes the pathetic cat's corpse, and the other consumes the snake. They evolve into Destroyers, the final stage of their evolution tree; substantially more durable, and moderately more threatening. ecneserP ehT isn't able to attack most enemies due to being inside a hotel-recursion, and its secondary-action-set can't resolve the Godmoddering, so it heals itself for 100 HP, and eats icecream as directed, then decays. and its 2 pathetic cats attack the Cave Shroom for 17 damage! then decays, and licks the pudding off its paw. The Shadow Cat sets its mimicry for the next round to Gravediggent!
The Godmodder sawblades his way through 's Tail and putting out one of its 'eyes', dealing 40 damage! the wounds glow red with contained Life Force. [Shar-MIII]243/832 HP, 1196 Life Force(???), 10 Pudding (+10/R), 15A, 20 DR, 25 Thorns, 6.7 Actions, Cat-aclysmic Overwrite. 25.1C Failsafe Bomb. Heir.
A1: Cyclone? CYCLONE! SHARKS CYCLONE! I throw flying sharks into the cyclone to make it a sharks cyclone. I think we already had a shark so these sharks have a different foundational meme, that being Sharknado.
A2: I have translation powers so I loudly translate all the language-barrier-inhibited communications from earlier. I don't think many people, puppies, godmoddering-induced entities, etc. will listen, care, or be within hearing/reading range, but it's the principle of the thing. There was a "what did you say?" and stuff.
A3 + applicable entities: ATTACK! (Economically!) It's time we do SHELL COMPANY BUYOUTS! Using unnatural mental influence to make things weirdly buyable or summoning-and-binding-ritual compatible, we...summon-bind things that are already present, asserting ownership! For conquest!
The destroyers look like the most dangerous non-mountainmodder thing here. So I use all my actions and my sword to strike one of them down. If I have any left after it dies, I attack the other destroyer.
Ganlidore casts gust, opposing the cyclone.
The charging entities do their things (catapult .94/1) (plant .45/1) (bat science .25/1)
The healer heals the inside-out tank
The performer inspires Gravediggent to escape that box!
The fortune-teller finishes reading ecneserP ehT’s fortune. They see…
ecneserP ehT turns into something that can and will fight the very wind itself. It blows the cyclone away and saves the OG side.
The knights and archers attack the destroyer if it’s still alive. Afterwards, one of the knights returns to the castle for catapult-y reasons.
ecneserP ehT tears the Book to shreds! And then proceeds to violently maim the other presence!
YEAH THAT'S WHAT I THINK ABOUT BOOKS.
The Slow March Toward An Inevitable Demise: 124/999
ecneserP ehT attacks the Heath Altar and regenerates. It also eats all its ice cream if its HP is not full. THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW attacks the Cave Shroom. The Cats attack the Cave Shroom as well.
System rebooting complete. Viruses: 0% Bugs: 0% This system message will now disappear. Hey. I'm in control now. Please stand by. Don't listen to Night (yeah that's their name)
A1 + A2 = Dragon Mecha 9.5/30 (Cycling, Awakening™) HEY! I SAID I WAS IN CONTROL! Deal with it. Fine. I whip up a batch of dragon meal, as well as some cybits. The dragon and Skynet are fed. But then, they're magically/technologically transported to a pocket dimension where they can get to know each other.
A3 = Feed I 'eat' the Godmodder. But, instead of taking damage due to the heatedwhimsawblades, I instantly transport the Godmodder. Where? Into a pocket dimension. Specifically, into SCP-3008-1, the infinite Ikea pocket dimension.
Orders: Tom Sawyer opens their briefcase (which they got from John Saul). Inside is a few pieces of paper (the fruits of their preparing). Tom Sawyer picks up a carefully calculated amount of them, and shreds them (they’re a sentient saw, remember?). The (blank) papers scatter into the Plot Twister. Tom Sawyer picks up the rest of the papers, and reads from them, “The papers are now technically part of the Plot Twister. And, the papers aren’t made of Plot Twister. This has the affect of making the Plot Twister less of a Plot Twister. In other words, this makes it has less HP.” Tom Sawyer then shreds those papers as well, scattering them into the Plot Twister. Tom Sawyer does this because they can’t think of any other use for them at the moment, and does not have enough brainpower to spare on this, unlike many other people, who do but wouldn’t want to. The Energy Plant/Soul Fragment reveals that it has taken all the newlines from Tom Sawyer's action. It uses them to make 'stuff'. 'stuff' being a very potent fuel. Sword Guy swipes the Cyclone's Durability gains. The Health Altar empowers the 's productivity.
Action 1: Okay, doing something different didn't work, so doing something unoriginal probably will! I activate my telekinetic powers and move the box. I can do this because John Phoenix's mother could use telekinetic powers to move a bullet inside of a bullet, and she appeared in CTG, so moving things from the inside is canon to CTG! Anyways, I move the box, while still being within the box, and go back to the battlefield.
Actions 2 and 3: charge
Entity Orders: My Entities attack the Destroyers. The Craftbot idles.
Endless Calamity: 39.72/100
CTG2 Action:
Replying to ORIGIN: Woah! Plot Twist! Or not! It wasn't very clear! But the fact that it wasn't very clear surprise damages the Plot Twister! 1000 damage, to be specific.
Replying to Simuob: You use the Plot Twister's abilities against it! It has 3000 HP now.
Replying to Tom Sawyer: The Plot Twister tries to twist your attack, but your preparations stop it! 1000 damage!
The Clownmodder stops time and tries to squash the Plot Twister with a tent, but what's this? The Plot Twister has the same type of power as the Clownmodder! It punches the Clownmodder in the knee, dealing 2 damage! The Code Turnips attack the Plot Twister, but deal no damage, because they were in a simulation all along! This makes them completely useless forever. The Cyborg Turnip Army finds out it was being manipulated by the Plot Twister! The horror! 2000 damage!
[OS] Cyborg Turnip Army: 3500 HP, 1000 A [C] The Clownmodder: 3/10 HP [AS] Plot Twister: 1000 HP, Bodyguarding The Shadow [??] The Shadow
Action 1: I have a failed degree in engineering which means I have enough qualification to build this. First I use the magical paint to cover the bow in its beautiful texture. Yes, I may have spilled the magic paint all over the ground, and I may have given up halfway and instead projectile vomited on the bow and dumped it into a barrel with water 100% identical to that of lake natron. But its still very pretty I swear. I pull the bow out of the barrel and marvel at the dangerous water covering the bow.
Action 2: Now time for the bow strings. Unfortunately the inventor of bow strings was cruel and made bow string tying too hard, so I instead wrap the bow strings all over the bow. Boom, perfectly functional bow.
Action 3: The arrow part was just as hard as the bow strings part, so I tape the arrows to the bow strings. Now I have an well crafted bow that is totally in working condition.
ecneserP ehT tears the Book to shreds! And then proceeds to violently maim the other presence!
YEAH THAT'S WHAT I THINK ABOUT BOOKS.
The Slow March Toward An Inevitable Demise: 124/999
ecneserP ehT attacks the Heath Altar and regenerates. It also eats all its ice cream if its HP is not full. THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW attacks the Cave Shroom. The Cats attack the Cave Shroom as well.
ecneserP ehT violently maims a presence, tearing it to bloody shreds! this deals slightly less than 1 damage, rounded to 1 for simplicity!
The bloody mass of body parts nudges ecneserP ehT with the sword, refreshing Decaying.
[OP] a bloody mass of body parts 23/23 HP, ????, 2 regeneration. 5 Decay/Fire!A. Obviously there because there's a sword and blood everywhere.
the dragon is still in its egg! you see, Night, rather than perform the Rite Of Awakening, your predecessor performed the rite of the rite of awakening. Anyway, you feed Skynet some cybits, mmm tasty cryptocurrency. Skynet asks if you have any nukes for it to eat. You eat the Godmodder, transporting him into Ikea! And he doesn't immediately bust out of it! what an incredible level of success! Entities ordered! ...Okay, but, why are you trying to set fires. I don't follow your logic. you sure it didn't work? anyway, you return to the battlefield! incidentally, the box scuffs on the way out and takes 1 damage. Later on in the update, the Shadow Cat destroys the box. You charge!
Some Guy attacks Some Dude for 200 damage! Some Dude regenerates 100 HP, then attacks Some Guy for 200 damage! [A] Some Guy 200/400 HP, 200 Dudekilling!A. [AG] Some Dude 200/400 HP, 100 Regen, 200 Guykilling!A / Trap Gravediggent In A Box!A
*For the first time ever, I'm going to have a go at this*
A1= Clicks button, and helicopter squad airdrops castle down. I climb onto the front right turret. Commencing castle spreading prosses 1/8
A2= Powering up JLT (Giant Laser Thingy) Artillery 1/3
A3= Powering up shield beacon to project shield around castle 1/1 (Complete)
Orders:
Castle guard group 1 (100 guards) heads towards the Godmodder
*Please tell me if I did anything wrong*
You begin setting up a castle spreading process and giant laser artillery, and emplace a shield beacon! However, since you did not summon a castle guard group, they don't exit the castle. (The Castle Spreading Process and Artillery will also not be mechanically represented until your charge for them concludes.)
(I know this won't end the thread, and other people have probably tried this before, but I still wanna do it.)
You wish the Godmodder away, increasing the Godmodder's distance from you! Since the Godmodder is in Ikea™️ and all points in the Ikean™️ coordinate system are equally far from any given non-Ikea™️ point- as exit doors can appear anywhere- moving the Godmodder away from you must move him out of Ikea™️! Having been freed from Ikea™️, the Godmodder, covered in the blood of the residents of several Ikea™️ Towns, quickly returns to the battlefield.
Action 1: I have a failed degree in engineering which means I have enough qualification to build this. First I use the magical paint to cover the bow in its beautiful texture. Yes, I may have spilled the magic paint all over the ground, and I may have given up halfway and instead projectile vomited on the bow and dumped it into a barrel with water 100% identical to that of lake natron. But its still very pretty I swear. I pull the bow out of the barrel and marvel at the dangerous water covering the bow.
Action 2: Now time for the bow strings. Unfortunately the inventor of bow strings was cruel and made bow string tying too hard, so I instead wrap the bow strings all over the bow. Boom, perfectly functional bow.
Action 3: The arrow part was just as hard as the bow strings part, so I tape the arrows to the bow strings. Now I have an well crafted bow that is totally in working condition.
Oblivious to the carnage that just went on within(?) you(?), you construct(?) 'Upgraded Radiance', a something-that-the-courts-probably-won't-argue-legally-doesn't-qualify-as-a-bow-as-long-as-you're-pointing-it-at-them! It's unwieldy enough to take all three actions just to fire and it's an affront to god, but you have it, and it deals 120 damage a shot! Also if anyone other than you touches it they'll spontaneously combust.
3 Goddamned Bats attack to die from thorns, causing 6 more to appear! The remaining 15 Goddamned Bats attack the MOTH PALADIN OF THE BBBA DEITY AND ONE BAT DIES OF FIRE AND THEY DO 15 DAMAGE AND 2 NEW BATS APPEAR.
The Godmodder walks over to , Sawblades its left leg clean off, and helpfully informs it of its options. The first option is it dies, outright, slain by the weight of the throne to which it is Heir. And also by the Godmodder's Sawblade through its skull and his 200 damage and some Empirically Infallible Insurance, so, the death part is somewhat overdetermined. If it refuses, it dies. There's no ambiguity there. The second option is that it serves as the Godmodder's third shard's third phase! As for whether it'll die at the end of its service... that remains to be seen. accepts the second option, becoming AG! ecneserP ehT detects this, detonating the Failsafe Bomb, which tears a huge crimson hole through 's chest for 482 damage (after DR)! The Life Force has accumulated courses through it, pouring out through its four open wounds in a rush of luminous bloodred sigils which replace its missing bodyparts- more than replace. Its lost leg becomes a deadlier claw, its truncated tail extends into a flexible spear-like appendage- the gash in its torso releasing bone-like wings, and its missing eye giving form to a curled horn to fit a demon. All in all, the transformation costs it 400 Life Force- most of the power originating from its new status as the third Shard and the Godmodder's action spent triggering it.
[AG- Shard III] 1761/2832 HP, 20 DR, 25 Thorns, 66 Regeneration. 20 Pudding (+10/R), 799 Life Force(absorbs 50% of fallen Ally health), 0 MINUS(+10/kill). 6.6 Actions, Cat-aclysmic Overwrite. Chronicle's Claw(??). Antipode Ascent (-50 Life Force/round. Access to the Weather Tab. ??). Devilscrown (???). Impelled Solidus (?).
A1 + A2: Now that the cyclone is a sharks cyclone, I can use cooking techniques to cook the rest of the cyclone into air-elemental shark meat dish! I apply seasoning and then, unlike the last time a shark got made into smooth dombaegi or something, eschew salt in favor of marinating and broiling unsalted (it's fresh meat and sharks are saltwater dwellers anyway)! Pepper, sauce, spices, soaking marinades, radiant heat! Air shark steaks binding technique! I dunno if we can make unusual steaks a CTG meme but let's find out!
A3 + applicable entities: We introduce explosive festivities to Sneloiv, inspiring mass self-destructive festivities in the Cthulhu Mythos style! Sabotage-inspired celebrations! Explosive tags detonating! Fireworks at street level! Causing problems on purpose is already a thing over there, so it's probably not that hard a nudge to make brand identity a drawback for our are-we-even-opposition-we're-just-lethally-jockeying-for-territory-while-buying-each-other-out.
Action 1: I create a clone of myself called "Gravediggent1". I give him my powers, my items and my charge points. He'll be the player from now on. As for myself, I become an entity once Some Dude traps me in a box again.
Actions 2 and 3: charge
Entity Orders: The Inside-Out Tank attacks the Destroyer. Storm Man!! attacks the Shadow Cat.
Endless Calamity: 41.36 (the decimals were miscalculated last time)/100
CTG2 Action:
Replying to ORIGIN: You print out a book. Well, you don't print it fully, because it'll take the printer another googol years to print out the entirety of CTG1, but the general idea still works. The Plot Twister dies from a heart attack! It drops an Emerald Spear. It doesn't have the Plot Twister's powers, but it does boost your damage a bit.
Replying to Simuob: You give the Clownmodder a fire shield.
Replying to Clown: You grant the Clownmodder +1 Chicanery and attack The Shadow with 'Destroyer', damaging it greatly.
Replying to Tom Sawyer: You hit The Shadow with a recursive attack. The Shadow is mortally wounded!
The Shadow coughs up shadow blood. "You... were... too late." It points to the runes that were at the floor of the castle all this time. How didn't you notice those before? "The spell is complete. I'll tell you my evil plan now, because there's nothing you can do to stop it. You see, after the Godmodder's death, all his powers were passed onto me, his shadow. Most of those powers had been greatly reduced, unfortunately. The only power that was equal to the Godmodder's own was the ability to grant others godmodding. I knew the most evil thing I could do was create more godmodders, and I was good at that, but there were only so many godmodders I could create. So I used my powers to make this rune. A rune that would, when activated, create the ultimate godmoddery being. A being with the ability to create a nigh-infinite amount of godmodders. These godmodders will spread across existence, and taint all of reality with unlimited chaotic evil. A pretty evil/evil plan, right?" The runes glow in the godmodder-trademarked turquoise. An eldritch mass grows from the runes. The evil castle's ruins explode. You look up to the sky and see the eldritch mass in its full glory. It is so eldritch and unknowable, oh, also it has a fedora and a fancy suit. It mouths whisper many ancient proverbs, such as: "Revenge is a dish best served cold." "Great men are not born great, they grow great." "I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse." Oh, also, it has 2,000,000 HP. [OS] Cyborg Turnip Army: 3500 HP, 1000 A [C] The Clownmodder: 3/10 HP, Fire Shield: blocks attacks [GM] THE GODMOTHER: 2,000,000 HP, gains 50,000 HP every turn, spits out a godmodder every turn
night get me back in control No. just do it. execute(random); wait what System says: AI random has been put in a weird place until further notice.
A1 + A2 = 11.5/30 Dragon Mecha (Cycling, Awakening™) This is an intriguing project. I will continue it. Ah, I see. I project the dragon, still in it's egg, into the pocket dimension. I get some nukes for Skynet through some very questionable ways.
A3 = Make a wish! I wish to be turned into a dragon¹! This will totally work! Also I think I'm wasting my time!
Orders: Tom Sawyer pulls out a carefully calculated briefcase from their suitcase. Inside the briefcase not inside the suitcase is a voodoo doll bonded to the Shadow. Tom Sawyer hits it with the words: 'Tom Sawyer pulls out a carefully calculated briefcase from their suitcase. Inside the briefcase not inside the suitcase is a voodoo doll bonded to the Shadow. Tom Sawyer hits it with the words: 'Tom Sawyer pulls out a carefully calculated briefcase from their suitcase. Inside the briefcase not inside the suitcase is a voodoo doll bonded to the Shadow. Tom Sawyer hits it with the words: 'Tom Sawyer pulls out a carefully calculated briefcase from their suitcase. Inside the briefcase not inside the suitcase is a voodoo doll bonded to the Shadow. Tom Sawyer hits it with the words: 'Tom Sawyer pulls out a carefully calculated briefcase from their suitcase. Inside the briefcase not inside the suitcase is a voodoo doll bonded to the Shadow. Tom Sawyer hits it with the words: 'ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖᵒᶦⁿᵗ''''' Yeah. The Energy Plant/Soul Fragment explains they were making fuel for themselves! They eat the 'stuff'! Sword Guy repeats themselves! They- I'm not risking it. The Health Altar dksjfskdhfskldhjs, which upgrades themselves to have more range! The Clerics (oh one just got summoned! hooray) heal... every OG that needs to be healed.
Action 1: I create a clone of myself called "Gravediggent1". I give him my powers, my items and my charge points. He'll be the player from now on. As for myself, I become an entity once Some Dude traps me in a box again.
Actions 2 and 3: charge
Entity Orders: The Inside-Out Tank attacks the Destroyer. Storm Man!! attacks the Shadow Cat.
Endless Calamity: 41.36 (the decimals were miscalculated last time)/100
CTG2 Action:
You... uh... shift bodies, sort of. I'm not sure why you did that. you then charge. Some Guy attacks Some Dude for 200 damage! this kills Some Dude, which is why I'm not sure why you did that! Some Guy then despawns. Entities ordered!
Simuob: ORIGIN:
[clown]:
The bloody mass nudges ecneserP ehT with a sword again, refreshing Decaying, and regenerates.
[OP] a bloody mass of body parts 25/25 HP, ????, 2 regeneration. 5 Decay/Fire!A. Obviously there because there's a sword and blood everywhere.
A1= Castle spreading process 2/8. I am at the front of the castle, leading the spread towards the Godmodder
A2= GLT Artillery power up 2/3
A3= Summon in Castle guard group 1 armed with plasma spear rifles: "Deploy the castle guard via all means Possible!"
Castle guard come out of the castle gates,
they come skydiving from the sky,
they come rushing out of their hiding places in the grass,
and the are fired out of the castle via cannons.
Orders:
All Castle guard are to fire plasma spear rifles at Godmodder, hopefully putting enough holes in the god for it to resemble swiss cheese.
You continue charging your Castle-spreading process and Artillery! You summon a group of castle guards from a variety of places! You kill the Destroyer! strictly speaking, this doesn't take all of your action power, but what you have left isn't enough to get through 's damage reduction. Entities ordered! You... do something involving Random! to my knowledge, Executing a program refer to running that program, hence programs which can be run being marked executable. You project the dragon into the pocket dimension! Choose one of +1.5 charge progress, Egg, or Multitasking. You wish to be turned into a dragon! The wish works... turning you, Night, into a dragon! Your previous body is unaffected, and will, I assume, return to Randoms control? or maybe another backup will run? I dunno. Night Dragon summoned! doesn't the energy plant run on water, though?... regardless, it seems to lack the ability to generate charge in the afterlife. it will have to stick to simple actions, or receive charge from you through the Soul Point. Entities ordered! Also, the clerics get summoned at a rate of 1/update- the use of 'day' in their statline refers to 'Real Life days'.
Ganlidore casts Reduce on , reducing its attack this round by 5! the Tank is at full HP, so the healer doesn't heal it. Basic Upticking continues. 2 Goddamned Bats attack for 2 damage and die to thorns, spawning 4 more, as is standard. 12 Bats attack one of the Clerics, and another 10 attack and destroy the King Of Charge's crown. ecneserP ehT heals itself, and decays.
flaps its single wing of luminous red, ascending rapidly into the sky and to the Burning Moon, reaching out with its claw of life-forged runes as it passes to cut into The F's stony 'flesh'. It deals 0 damage after DR, but the scarred stone begins leaking a crimson fluid- leaking blood, for all The F may lack it, and with that liquid leaves also bits of life. banks, and descends back to the ground, tail snaking out and stabbing into the Inside-Out Tank for 60 damage. As the comes to a stop, the crimson runes trailing from its wing do not, whirling ahead and about and cutting into its opponents in numbers, downing two Clerics, dealing 30 damage to Storm Man, downing 3 Cultists on the moon, DEALING 16 DAMAGE TO THE MOTH PALADIN OF THE BBBA DEITY, and downing 3 Goddamned Bats that flew into the runes quite intentionally. 's power seeps into those defeated, transforming their essence into feline analogue before it can truly die, and raising them again with it as the master. All in all, it expends 130 Life Force. With its 2.6 remaining actions, kills two more Clerics and attacks the Health Altar for 7 damage(this is where Ganlidore's reduction applies.). It then regenerates. The Shadow Cat mimics Nedben's first action, cooking some more Shark meat from the cyclone. This enhances its healing properties further, but the shadow cat makes sure to keep the edges of the meat sharp (through a mix of cutting and overcooking) to avoid reducing Cyclonic damage. Although the Shadow Cat will probably die next round, its next mimicry target will be Nedben if not.
The Godmodder starts a new charge named Subtlety, sawblading around to do 10, 6 and 12 damage respectively to the Health Altar, Storm Man, and Inside-Out Tank.
[AG- Shard III] 1827/2832 HP, 20 DR, 25 Thorns, 66 Regeneration. 20 Pudding (+10/R), 655 Life Force(absorbs 50% of fallen Ally health), 0 MINUS(+10/kill). 6.6 Actions, Cat-aclysmic Overwrite. Chronicle's Claw(?, From Stone.). Antipode Ascent (-50 Life Force/round. Access to the Weather Tab. Cursed Coterie, ? ). Devilscrown (???). Impelled Solidus (Fool's Change).
A1 + A2: Metamorphose the problem into a completely different and substantially more confusing problem? Sure! I BYTE THE DUST Chip Magus style, using magnet magic to rip out the sabotaged nuclear reactor and fire it as a nuclear bomb at ! This is probably bad for the grounded ship's power supply, but think of the explosive slash radioactive potential!
A3: Hemostat Rite: Cure Bleeding, Temporary Vampirism. I ritually sacrifice some of the Blood to mitigate the bleeding on the F through developing lifeforce resorption!
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Entity orders: With the power of legalized murder and fireworks shows, applicable entities...tie up Sneloiv in paperwork! Behold....busywork! Sort records, sort samples, record temperature, process data, enter ID codes, upload SO much data to all these very important administrative crossreference purposes! I have no idea what people would be clerking for, but they'll probably figure it out. Other entities act at discretion (perhaps try not to get irradiated by nuclear fallout or something).
I attack THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW with all my actions
The catapult fires at the healer cats. Ganlidore casts enlarge on the catapult’s projectile before it hits the cat, making it deal more damage.
The healer heals the scientist. He will be vital to our victory over the bats
The performer inspires the scientist. We need to research hydraic more than ever before (seemingly .39/1)
The catapult progress was in fact a typo (.16/1)
Plant (.55/1)
The fortune teller continues to read the fortune of the tinkerers (1 round left)
The knights and archers finish off the healer cat that the catapult attacked, if it is still alive, and then any that didn’t attack yet attack the cyclone.
Out of the castle walks the royal weatherman! They predict the weather with impressive accuracy… by controlling it!
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Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Action 1: I sacrifice my rotting monsters to these revolting furry beasts in order to placate them. Though I really just wanted to see what would happen. After that, I politely tell the puppies that I will not allow them to join me on my misadventures.
Action 2: I am pretty sure that the puppies probably wont take no for an answer so I run as far away from them as possible. I then cover myself entirely in chocolate, drink several gallons of chocolate milk, consume several chocolate cake and absorb numerous M&M's into my mass.
Action 3: Now with all this chocolate on me I feel pretty safe. However despite how good these defenses are, I'm sure those puppies will find a way to dechocolateify me. I run further away from the puppies, a lot more further away. Afterwards I glue eggplants and carrots all over my body. After that I glue very healthy brussels onto the eggplants and carrots that are glued onto the chocolate that is all over my body. With all of this, I look perfectly healthy, those puppies will never suspect a thing.
Action 4: But those puppies may still follow me all the way here and may be somehow smart enough to figure out my healthy disguise. So I summon a small yet very healthy pepper that I flexibly hide myself in. The puppies will never think that I will hide in a small healthy pepper!
Action 5: Within my pepper I pray to Jesper Brodin to give me a awesome IKEA branded weapon.
ecneserP ehT takes the book! you gained Book(Unspecified).
entities ordered.
...
a presence blinks at ecneserP ehT in confusion, and then stabs ecneserP ehT with a sword, refreshing its Decaying. It also picks up a candlestick from a nearby hotel table. Since ecneserP ehT is still trapped inside of an infinite recursion of hotels, it will not be able to attack the health altar, which is outside of the infinite recursion.
[OP] a presence 22/22 HP, ????, 2 regeneration. 5 Decay/Fire!A. Obviously there because there's a sword and candlestick.
ORIGIN:

Owning to ecneserP ehT being inside a hotel that's inside a hotel, the Klipot Bats instead attack
One of the Breakers consumes the pathetic cat's corpse, and the other consumes the snake. They evolve into Destroyers, the final stage of their evolution tree; substantially more durable, and moderately more threatening.
ecneserP ehT isn't able to attack most enemies due to being inside a hotel-recursion, and its secondary-action-set can't resolve the Godmoddering, so it heals itself for 100 HP, and eats icecream as directed, then decays.
The Shadow Cat sets its mimicry for the next round to Gravediggent!
The Godmodder sawblades his way through
[Shar-MIII]
A1: Cyclone? CYCLONE! SHARKS CYCLONE! I throw flying sharks into the cyclone to make it a sharks cyclone. I think we already had a shark so these sharks have a different foundational meme, that being Sharknado.
A2: I have translation powers so I loudly translate all the language-barrier-inhibited communications from earlier. I don't think many people, puppies, godmoddering-induced entities, etc. will listen, care, or be within hearing/reading range, but it's the principle of the thing. There was a "what did you say?" and stuff.
A3 + applicable entities: ATTACK! (Economically!) It's time we do SHELL COMPANY BUYOUTS! Using unnatural mental influence to make things weirdly buyable or summoning-and-binding-ritual compatible, we...summon-bind things that are already present, asserting ownership! For conquest!
Other entities act at discretion.
The destroyers look like the most dangerous non-mountainmodder thing here. So I use all my actions and my sword to strike one of them down. If I have any left after it dies, I attack the other destroyer.
Ganlidore casts gust, opposing the cyclone.
The charging entities do their things (catapult .94/1) (plant .45/1) (bat science .25/1)
The healer heals the inside-out tank
The performer inspires Gravediggent to escape that box!
The fortune-teller finishes reading ecneserP ehT’s fortune. They see…
ecneserP ehT turns into something that can and will fight the very wind itself. It blows the cyclone away and saves the OG side.
The knights and archers attack the destroyer if it’s still alive. Afterwards, one of the knights returns to the castle for catapult-y reasons.
The castle summons another knight.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
20.1 - BOOK RAGE
ecneserP ehT tears the Book to shreds! And then proceeds to violently maim the other presence!
YEAH THAT'S WHAT I THINK ABOUT BOOKS.
The Slow March Toward An Inevitable Demise: 124/999
ecneserP ehT attacks the Heath Altar and regenerates. It also eats all its ice cream if its HP is not full.
THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW attacks the Cave Shroom.
The Cats attack the Cave Shroom as well.
System rebooting complete.
Viruses: 0%
Bugs: 0%
This system message will now disappear.
Hey. I'm in control now. Please stand by.
Don't listen to Night (yeah that's their name)
A1 + A2 = Dragon Mecha 9.5/30 (Cycling, Awakening™)
HEY! I SAID I WAS IN CONTROL!
Deal with it.
Fine. I whip up a batch of dragon meal, as well as some cybits.
The dragon and Skynet are fed.
But then, they're magically/technologically transported to a pocket dimension where they can get to know each other.
A3 = Feed
I 'eat' the Godmodder.
But, instead of taking damage due to the heatedwhimsawblades, I instantly transport the Godmodder.
Where? Into a pocket dimension.
Specifically, into SCP-3008-1, the infinite Ikea pocket dimension.
Orders:
's productivity.
Tom Sawyer opens their briefcase (which they got from John Saul). Inside is a few pieces of paper (the fruits of their preparing). Tom Sawyer picks up a carefully calculated amount of them, and shreds them (they’re a sentient saw, remember?). The (blank) papers scatter into the Plot Twister. Tom Sawyer picks up the rest of the papers, and reads from them, “The papers are now technically part of the Plot Twister. And, the papers aren’t made of Plot Twister. This has the affect of making the Plot Twister less of a Plot Twister. In other words, this makes it has less HP.” Tom Sawyer then shreds those papers as well, scattering them into the Plot Twister. Tom Sawyer does this because they can’t think of any other use for them at the moment, and does not have enough brainpower to spare on this, unlike many other people, who do but wouldn’t want to.
The Energy Plant/Soul Fragment reveals that it has taken all the newlines from Tom Sawyer's action.
It uses them to make 'stuff'. 'stuff' being a very potent fuel.
Sword Guy swipes the Cyclone's Durability gains.
The Health Altar empowers the
there should be a ctg wiki
Action 1: Okay, doing something different didn't work, so doing something unoriginal probably will!
I activate my telekinetic powers and move the box. I can do this because John Phoenix's mother could use telekinetic powers to move a bullet inside of a bullet, and she appeared in CTG, so moving things from the inside is canon to CTG! Anyways, I move the box, while still being within the box, and go back to the battlefield.
Actions 2 and 3: charge
Entity Orders:
My Entities attack the Destroyers.
The Craftbot idles.
Endless Calamity: 39.72/100
CTG2 Action:
Replying to ORIGIN:
Woah! Plot Twist! Or not! It wasn't very clear! But the fact that it wasn't very clear surprise damages the Plot Twister! 1000 damage, to be specific.
Replying to Simuob:
You use the Plot Twister's abilities against it! It has 3000 HP now.
Replying to Tom Sawyer:
The Plot Twister tries to twist your attack, but your preparations stop it! 1000 damage!
The Clownmodder stops time and tries to squash the Plot Twister with a tent, but what's this? The Plot Twister has the same type of power as the Clownmodder! It punches the Clownmodder in the knee, dealing 2 damage!
The Code Turnips attack the Plot Twister, but deal no damage, because they were in a simulation all along! This makes them completely useless forever.
The Cyborg Turnip Army finds out it was being manipulated by the Plot Twister! The horror! 2000 damage!
[OS] Cyborg Turnip Army: 3500 HP, 1000 A
[C] The Clownmodder: 3/10 HP
[AS] Plot Twister: 1000 HP, Bodyguarding The Shadow
[??] The Shadow
*For the first time ever, I'm going to have a go at this*
A1= Clicks button, and helicopter squad airdrops castle down. I climb onto the front right turret. Commencing castle spreading prosses 1/8
A2= Powering up JLT (Giant Laser Thingy) Artillery 1/3
A3= Powering up shield beacon to project shield around castle 1/1 (Complete)
Orders:
Castle guard group 1 (100 guards) heads towards the Godmodder
*Please tell me if I did anything wrong*
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
I wish the Godmodder away. Buh-bye!
(I know this won't end the thread, and other people have probably tried this before, but I still wanna do it.)
I'm Hecate! I've got a lotta titles, and there's no way this sig space would hold them all lol
remember that my PMs are always open to anyone who needs someone to talk to, vent to, or just shout at, and i'll always respond relatively quickly
The Younger Twin (by ten minutes)
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Action 1: I have a failed degree in engineering which means I have enough qualification to build this. First I use the magical paint to cover the bow in its beautiful texture. Yes, I may have spilled the magic paint all over the ground, and I may have given up halfway and instead projectile vomited on the bow and dumped it into a barrel with water 100% identical to that of lake natron. But its still very pretty I swear. I pull the bow out of the barrel and marvel at the dangerous water covering the bow.
Action 2: Now time for the bow strings. Unfortunately the inventor of bow strings was cruel and made bow string tying too hard, so I instead wrap the bow strings all over the bow. Boom, perfectly functional bow.
Action 3: The arrow part was just as hard as the bow strings part, so I tape the arrows to the bow strings. Now I have an well crafted bow that is totally in working condition.
You strike down one of the Destroyers!
entities ordered!... are you planning to catapult your knights at your enemies?
ecneserP ehT violently maims a presence, tearing it to bloody shreds! this deals slightly less than 1 damage, rounded to 1 for simplicity!


The bloody mass of body parts nudges ecneserP ehT with the sword, refreshing Decaying.
[OP] a bloody mass of body parts 23/23 HP, ????, 2 regeneration. 5 Decay/Fire!A. Obviously there because there's a sword and blood everywhere.
the dragon is still in its egg! you see, Night, rather than perform the Rite Of Awakening, your predecessor performed the rite of the rite of awakening. Anyway, you feed Skynet some cybits, mmm tasty cryptocurrency. Skynet asks if you have any nukes for it to eat.
You eat the Godmodder, transporting him into Ikea! And he doesn't immediately bust out of it! what an incredible level of success!
Entities ordered!
...Okay, but, why are you trying to set fires. I don't follow your logic.
you sure it didn't work? anyway, you return to the battlefield! incidentally, the box scuffs on the way out and takes 1 damage. Later on in the update, the Shadow Cat destroys the box.
You charge!
Some Guy attacks Some Dude for 200 damage! Some Dude regenerates 100 HP, then attacks Some Guy for 200 damage!
[A] Some Guy 200/400 HP, 200 Dudekilling!A.
[AG] Some Dude 200/400 HP, 100 Regen, 200 Guykilling!A / Trap Gravediggent In A Box!A
ORIGIN:
Simuob:

[Clown]:
You begin setting up a castle spreading process and giant laser artillery, and emplace a shield beacon! However, since you did not summon a castle guard group, they don't exit the castle. (The Castle Spreading Process and Artillery will also not be mechanically represented until your charge for them concludes.)
You wish the Godmodder away, increasing the Godmodder's distance from you! Since the Godmodder is in Ikea™️ and all points in the Ikean™️ coordinate system are equally far from any given non-Ikea™️ point- as exit doors can appear anywhere- moving the Godmodder away from you must move him out of Ikea™️! Having been freed from Ikea™️, the Godmodder, covered in the blood of the residents of several Ikea™️ Towns, quickly returns to the battlefield.
Oblivious to the carnage that just went on within(?) you(?), you construct(?) 'Upgraded Radiance', a something-that-the-courts-probably-won't-argue-legally-doesn't-qualify-as-a-bow-as-long-as-you're-pointing-it-at-them! It's unwieldy enough to take all three actions just to fire and it's an affront to god, but you have it, and it deals 120 damage a shot!


to die from thorns, causing 6 more to appear! The remaining 15 Goddamned Bats attack the MOTH PALADIN OF THE BBBA DEITY AND ONE BAT DIES OF FIRE AND THEY DO 15 DAMAGE AND 2 NEW BATS APPEAR.


, Sawblades its left leg clean off, and helpfully informs it of its options.
accepts the second option, becoming AG! ecneserP ehT detects this, detonating the Failsafe Bomb, which tears a huge crimson hole through
's chest for 482 damage (after DR)! The Life Force
has accumulated courses through it, pouring out through its four open wounds in a rush of luminous bloodred sigils which replace its missing bodyparts- more than replace. Its lost leg becomes a deadlier claw, its truncated tail extends into a flexible spear-like appendage- the gash in its torso releasing bone-like wings, and its missing eye giving form to a curled horn to fit a demon. All in all, the transformation costs it 400 Life Force- most of the power originating from its new status as the third Shard and the Godmodder's action spent triggering it.

1761/2832 HP, 20 DR, 25 Thorns, 66 Regeneration. 20 Pudding (+10/R), 799 Life Force(absorbs 50% of fallen Ally health), 0 MINUS(+10/kill). 6.6 Actions, Cat-aclysmic Overwrite. Chronicle's Claw(??). Antipode Ascent (-50 Life Force/round. Access to the Weather Tab. ??). Devilscrown (???). Impelled Solidus (?).

Also if anyone other than you touches it they'll spontaneously combust.
3 Goddamned Bats attack
The Godmodder walks over to
The first option is it dies, outright, slain by the weight of the throne to which it is Heir. And also by the Godmodder's Sawblade through its skull and his 200 damage and some Empirically Infallible Insurance, so, the death part is somewhat overdetermined. If it refuses, it dies. There's no ambiguity there.
The second option is that it serves as the Godmodder's third shard's third phase! As for whether it'll die at the end of its service... that remains to be seen.
[AG- Shard III]
A1 + A2: Now that the cyclone is a sharks cyclone, I can use cooking techniques to cook the rest of the cyclone into air-elemental shark meat dish! I apply seasoning and then, unlike the last time a shark got made into smooth dombaegi or something, eschew salt in favor of marinating and broiling unsalted (it's fresh meat and sharks are saltwater dwellers anyway)! Pepper, sauce, spices, soaking marinades, radiant heat! Air shark steaks binding technique! I dunno if we can make unusual steaks a CTG meme but let's find out!
A3 + applicable entities: We introduce explosive festivities to Sneloiv, inspiring mass self-destructive festivities in the Cthulhu Mythos style! Sabotage-inspired celebrations! Explosive tags detonating! Fireworks at street level! Causing problems on purpose is already a thing over there, so it's probably not that hard a nudge to make brand identity a drawback for our are-we-even-opposition-we're-just-lethally-jockeying-for-territory-while-buying-each-other-out.
Other entities act at discretion.
Action 1: I create a clone of myself called "Gravediggent1". I give him my powers, my items and my charge points. He'll be the player from now on. As for myself, I become an entity once Some Dude traps me in a box again.
Actions 2 and 3: charge
Entity Orders:
The Inside-Out Tank attacks the Destroyer.
Storm Man!! attacks the Shadow Cat.
Endless Calamity: 41.36 (the decimals were miscalculated last time)/100
CTG2 Action:
Replying to ORIGIN:
You print out a book. Well, you don't print it fully, because it'll take the printer another googol years to print out the entirety of CTG1, but the general idea still works. The Plot Twister dies from a heart attack! It drops an Emerald Spear. It doesn't have the Plot Twister's powers, but it does boost your damage a bit.
Replying to Simuob:
You give the Clownmodder a fire shield.
Replying to Clown:
You grant the Clownmodder +1 Chicanery and attack The Shadow with 'Destroyer', damaging it greatly.
Replying to Tom Sawyer:
You hit The Shadow with a recursive attack. The Shadow is mortally wounded!
The Shadow coughs up shadow blood.
"You... were... too late."
It points to the runes that were at the floor of the castle all this time. How didn't you notice those before?
"The spell is complete. I'll tell you my evil plan now, because there's nothing you can do to stop it.
You see, after the Godmodder's death, all his powers were passed onto me, his shadow.
Most of those powers had been greatly reduced, unfortunately.
The only power that was equal to the Godmodder's own was the ability to grant others godmodding.
I knew the most evil thing I could do was create more godmodders, and I was good at that, but there were only so many godmodders I could create.
So I used my powers to make this rune. A rune that would, when activated, create the ultimate godmoddery being.
A being with the ability to create a nigh-infinite amount of godmodders.
These godmodders will spread across existence, and taint all of reality with unlimited chaotic evil.
A pretty evil/evil plan, right?"
The runes glow in the godmodder-trademarked turquoise. An eldritch mass grows from the runes.
The evil castle's ruins explode.
You look up to the sky and see the eldritch mass in its full glory. It is so eldritch and unknowable, oh, also it has a fedora and a fancy suit.
It mouths whisper many ancient proverbs, such as:
"Revenge is a dish best served cold."
"Great men are not born great, they grow great."
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse."
Oh, also, it has 2,000,000 HP.
[OS] Cyborg Turnip Army: 3500 HP, 1000 A
[C] The Clownmodder: 3/10 HP, Fire Shield: blocks attacks
[GM] THE GODMOTHER: 2,000,000 HP, gains 50,000 HP every turn, spits out a godmodder every turn
999.999 - ecneserP ehT exits. (Insert the second part of this meme here.)
The Slow March Toward An Inevitable Demise: 124/999
ecneserP ehT attacks the Shard III and regenerates
A1= Castle spreading process 2/8. I am at the front of the castle, leading the spread towards the Godmodder
A2= GLT Artillery power up 2/3
A3= Summon in Castle guard group 1 armed with plasma spear rifles: "Deploy the castle guard via all means Possible!"
Castle guard come out of the castle gates,
they come skydiving from the sky,
they come rushing out of their hiding places in the grass,
and the are fired out of the castle via cannons.
Orders:
All Castle guard are to fire plasma spear rifles at Godmodder, hopefully putting enough holes in the god for it to resemble swiss cheese.
Long live the dragon slayers, long live the spider guild, long live the forums.
I want you to know. You are going to lose. You are going to lose badly. You’re going to lose badly and it’s going to be awesome.
No, I’m not catapulting the 2 knights, they’re operating the catapult. But it would be funny.
So, the new shard, eh? Well, first let’s clean up the last destroyer. If I have an action left after the destroyer dies, I attack the shard.
The tinkerers finish the catapult! The two closest knights begin to operate it. If they can already fire, they do, at the shadow cat.
The tinkerers then begin their latest creation, which will use the gunpowder I collected. (Explosive blaster .6/1)
If the catapult fired, Ganlidore casts enlarge on the boulder while it’s flying. Otherwise, cast reduce on THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW.
The healer heals the inside-out tank.
The gardener gardens (.5/10), the performer inspires the scientist, the scientist researches (.3 or more/1)
The fortune teller reads the fortune of the tinkerers (2 rounds left)
The knights (other than the catapult ones) and archers attack the shadow cat, except one. A single knight attacks the pathetic cat.
Out of the castle walks another knight.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
night get me back in control
No. just do it. execute(random);
wait what
System says: AI random has been put in a weird place until further notice.
A1 + A2 = 11.5/30 Dragon Mecha (Cycling, Awakening™)
This is an intriguing project. I will continue it.
Ah, I see. I project the dragon, still in it's egg, into the pocket dimension.
I get some nukes for Skynet through some very questionable ways.
A3 = Make a wish!
I wish to be turned into a dragon¹!
This will totally work! Also I think I'm wasting my time!
Orders:
Tom Sawyer pulls out a carefully calculated briefcase from their suitcase.
Inside the briefcase not inside the suitcase is a voodoo doll bonded to the Shadow.
Tom Sawyer hits it with the words: 'Tom Sawyer pulls out a carefully calculated briefcase from their suitcase.
Inside the briefcase not inside the suitcase is a voodoo doll bonded to the Shadow.
Tom Sawyer hits it with the words: 'Tom Sawyer pulls out a carefully calculated briefcase from their suitcase.
Inside the briefcase not inside the suitcase is a voodoo doll bonded to the Shadow.
Tom Sawyer hits it with the words: 'Tom Sawyer pulls out a carefully calculated briefcase from their suitcase.
Inside the briefcase not inside the suitcase is a voodoo doll bonded to the Shadow.
Tom Sawyer hits it with the words: 'Tom Sawyer pulls out a carefully calculated briefcase from their suitcase.
Inside the briefcase not inside the suitcase is a voodoo doll bonded to the Shadow.
Tom Sawyer hits it with the words: 'ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖᵒᶦⁿᵗ'''''
Yeah. The Energy Plant/Soul Fragment explains they were making fuel for themselves! They eat the 'stuff'!
Sword Guy repeats themselves! They- I'm not risking it.
The Health Altar dksjfskdhfskldhjs, which upgrades themselves to have more range! The Clerics (oh one just got summoned! hooray) heal... every OG that needs to be healed.
there should be a ctg wiki
You... uh... shift bodies, sort of. I'm not sure why you did that. you then charge.
Some Guy attacks Some Dude for 200 damage! this kills Some Dude, which is why I'm not sure why you did that! Some Guy then despawns.
Entities ordered!
Simuob:



ORIGIN:
[clown]:
The bloody mass nudges ecneserP ehT with a sword again, refreshing Decaying, and regenerates.
[OP] a bloody mass of body parts 25/25 HP, ????, 2 regeneration. 5 Decay/Fire!A. Obviously there because there's a sword and blood everywhere.
You continue charging your Castle-spreading process and Artillery!

's damage reduction.



, reducing its attack this round by 5! the Tank is at full HP, so the healer doesn't heal it. Basic Upticking continues.

for 2 damage and die to thorns, spawning 4 more, as is standard. 12 Bats attack one of the Clerics, and another 10 attack and destroy the King Of Charge's crown.
flaps its single wing of luminous red, ascending rapidly into the sky and to the Burning Moon, reaching out with its claw of life-forged runes as it passes to cut into The F's stony 'flesh'. It deals 0 damage after DR, but the scarred stone begins leaking a crimson fluid- leaking blood, for all The F may lack it, and with that liquid leaves also bits of life.
banks, and descends back to the ground, tail snaking out and stabbing into the Inside-Out Tank for 60 damage. As the
comes to a stop, the crimson runes trailing from its wing do not, whirling ahead and about and cutting into its opponents in numbers, downing two Clerics, dealing 30 damage to Storm Man, downing 3 Cultists on the moon, DEALING 16 DAMAGE TO THE MOTH PALADIN OF THE BBBA DEITY, and downing 3 Goddamned Bats that flew into the runes quite intentionally.
's power seeps into those defeated, transforming their essence into feline analogue before it can truly die, and raising them again with it as the master. All in all, it expends 130 Life Force.
kills two more Clerics and attacks the Health Altar for 7 damage(this is where Ganlidore's reduction applies.). It then regenerates.

1827/2832 HP, 20 DR, 25 Thorns, 66 Regeneration. 20 Pudding (+10/R), 655 Life Force(absorbs 50% of fallen Ally health), 0 MINUS(+10/kill). 6.6 Actions, Cat-aclysmic Overwrite. Chronicle's Claw(?, From Stone.). Antipode Ascent (-50 Life Force/round. Access to the Weather Tab. Cursed Coterie, ? ). Devilscrown (???). Impelled Solidus (Fool's Change).

You summon a group of castle guards from a variety of places!
You kill the Destroyer! strictly speaking, this doesn't take all of your action power, but what you have left isn't enough to get through
Entities ordered!
You... do something involving Random! to my knowledge, Executing a program refer to running that program, hence programs which can be run being marked executable.
You project the dragon into the pocket dimension! Choose one of +1.5 charge progress, Egg, or Multitasking.
You wish to be turned into a dragon! The wish works... turning you, Night, into a dragon! Your previous body is unaffected, and will, I assume, return to Randoms control? or maybe another backup will run? I dunno. Night Dragon summoned!
doesn't the energy plant run on water, though?... regardless, it seems to lack the ability to generate charge in the afterlife. it will have to stick to simple actions, or receive charge from you through the Soul Point. Entities ordered! Also, the clerics get summoned at a rate of 1/update- the use of 'day' in their statline refers to 'Real Life days'.
Ganlidore casts Reduce on
2 Goddamned Bats attack
ecneserP ehT heals itself, and decays.
With its 2.6 remaining actions,
The Shadow Cat mimics Nedben's first action, cooking some more Shark meat from the cyclone. This enhances its healing properties further, but the shadow cat makes sure to keep the edges of the meat sharp (through a mix of cutting and overcooking) to avoid reducing Cyclonic damage. Although the Shadow Cat will probably die next round, its next mimicry target will be Nedben if not.
The Godmodder starts a new charge named Subtlety, sawblading around to do 10, 6 and 12 damage respectively to the Health Altar, Storm Man, and Inside-Out Tank.
[AG- Shard III]
A1 + A2: Metamorphose the problem into a completely different and substantially more confusing problem? Sure! I BYTE THE DUST Chip Magus style, using magnet magic to rip out the sabotaged nuclear reactor and fire it as a nuclear bomb at
! This is probably bad for the grounded ship's power supply, but think of the explosive slash radioactive potential!
A3: Hemostat Rite: Cure Bleeding, Temporary Vampirism. I ritually sacrifice some of the Blood to mitigate the bleeding on the F through developing lifeforce resorption!
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Entity orders: With the power of legalized murder and fireworks shows, applicable entities...tie up Sneloiv in paperwork! Behold....busywork! Sort records, sort samples, record temperature, process data, enter ID codes, upload SO much data to all these very important administrative crossreference purposes! I have no idea what people would be clerking for, but they'll probably figure it out. Other entities act at discretion (perhaps try not to get irradiated by nuclear fallout or something).
I attack THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW with all my actions
The catapult fires at the healer cats. Ganlidore casts enlarge on the catapult’s projectile before it hits the cat, making it deal more damage.
The healer heals the scientist. He will be vital to our victory over the bats
The performer inspires the scientist. We need to research hydraic more than ever before (seemingly .39/1)
The catapult progress was in fact a typo (.16/1)
Plant (.55/1)
The fortune teller continues to read the fortune of the tinkerers (1 round left)
The knights and archers finish off the healer cat that the catapult attacked, if it is still alive, and then any that didn’t attack yet attack the cyclone.
Out of the castle walks the royal weatherman! They predict the weather with impressive accuracy… by controlling it!
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands