Tired of this game, I give all of my stuff to Dogside. They can win if they want. So, I move and land on the Short Line Miners Railroad. Since I can’t pay anything, I declare bankruptcy and lose.
Tired of this game, I give all of my stuff to Dogside. They can win if they want. So, I move and land on the Short Line Miners Railroad. Since I can’t pay anything, I declare bankruptcy and lose.
I do the same, but I burn my assets rather than giving them to anyone
You both do those things. I assume you'd both like to return to/go to the main field? (Technically speaking, losing in the monopoly section doesn't actually mean you lose the entire game- you'd still be in it, just with only around 2 or 3 Health +'s- but I recognize that the both of you are trying to leave the game, and there's nothing actually holding you there, so you do still. y'know. leave.)
Below is the Battlefields last known state, which is where you will be returned to by default if you leave monopoly and do not initiate a different sidequest.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium. [A-naturewriter]Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...? [OG-Acerak] Steve 41/25 HP, 0.5 Dig||Magic!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) out of the battlefield! [OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. ) 0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF. [ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 35+#) rocks, 1 glowing white chunk of quartz, on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. (10/10 integrity) , asleep. Earth Pelican 34+$@ rocks. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. ( 8/8 integrity) , asleep. Rock Crustacean 26 + !( Rocks x4+15 white orbsx1. 1 is awakened (0/18 integrity) [OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast]9 Toast, 2 Toast III, 6 eggs (1 is HVs), 4 Toast I Rock Nest 31 Rocks (guarding all Eggs! 30 HP wall of corpses as food if they hatch! Lamp! ) Auto-Turret 60 Rocks 8A, automatic. Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (17/45 integrity) will it Blend Vend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt! Protected by a bubble of pure madness! Protected by a 66 HP shield! [OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 👁/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 8?/1d8: Assassinate. Inter-Dimensional Elephant 150/200 HP, 8 IDMT(+1/R),Healthful Hygene,. [OG-Woobydoobydoo] Bootburners 3x5 +1x1 HP 1x6 Anti-Boot!A, Anti-Elves 5x6+1 HP, 1x7 Anti-Elven!A. 16-HP shield against Furbies In Particular. (targetting gain: Corrupteds.) Anti-Elf Dimensional Portal (20HP, immune while anti-elves live!) +3 Anti-Elves / Bootburners per round! Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme! [OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...? [OG-Origin] Demogoblin 28/70 HP, 1/3 20A bombs. [All Hallows Eve-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 50/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose. •••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [A/H/UnHallows- Alastair] Heart Furby 20/20 HP, 5A, 1 Heart(s), 1 Heart generation (down to 0.25). Healer Furby 18/20 HP, 12 Furby-Healing!A 38/40 HP (normal), 5 Dark Corruptor!A. Embroiled in Darkness which defies Induction (??% Csp-int, Ruinous Drive.). Lesser Dark Instant Elemental 9 HP, +1 HP/R Shadow of Security 33 HP, +5 HP/R. 2?/G have you seen the crimson crown GONE QUESTING. [A-MemerAsriel] Yoga Fitness Studio Of Eternal Peace 8/20 HP Readatorium 8/10 HP. [AG-LeviRocks] NUNDEAD Wyvern knight army 16 HP, 3A, Horde. NUNDEAD Godtemplest 16/20 HP, 2A NUNDEAD Tartarus Residents 9/10 HP, 1A [AG] Pinnacle Infernal Spirit 5/30 HP, 2d2x3A, 40% dodge. Tetrahedral one 27x3 + 9x1 HP. 3-Dimensional. side polished to a mirrors shine (9 Healing). Side covered in black paint (9A). side covered in blood(27C). side made of glass (nothing or anything.). Corrupted Rocker Furby 240/20 HP, Bloodcurdling Roar charged! Rock Out!A, Rock Electric Guitar, riding Rock Snake! Off-brand Rock Snake DEAD Rocks, Multi-Rock Steal!A Stage, 38 Rocks (guarding Rocker Furby! Thorns!) [WAAAAAAAAA]WALUIGI SUGGESTS LUIGII WHO ARE ON THIS FIELD PAY MORE ATTENTION TO THINGS WHICH ARE NOT WALUIGI. WALUIGI IS, OF COURSE, WAAANDERFUL, BUT WALUIGI IS ALSO BUSY. WITH MONOPOLY. [Pyramidial] Pyramid Scheme Manifestation, BILL CIPHER. 133/∞ Salt. ? Tenets. knowledge of Lots Of Things. Deal with the devil. 2 Dimensional. Affiliated with HungryVisitor, TGreatOne, ?????????, /\, child salamanders, and all past and future members of the Scheme. Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions! Salt Servants 34x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 0/18 shield. [GM] Godmodder: 268 /300 HP 2/4 I'll decide on this later. Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 73% skill. Owns a Unique'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 122 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose & choclats, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. Mentionable Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . Chimeric Claws. Pendant of Gaston (2?? /4 dozen eggladbargelarges) OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.) Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.). SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby! The- Purity embodied. (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) The Great One: Minor Wounds. LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! LeviRocks: alive. treated as a completely separate being from before death. 20 HP shield. Qwerty : Minor wounds! tear gas! Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!) Gandalf: weird mushroom. Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.
Well, now that the battlefield seems to be slowly repopulating itself, I suppose it's about time that I rejoined!
First off, the arena has mysteriously disappeared, the displacer nowhere to be found. Huh, no matter. I suppose it would be best to begin with setting up shop again, though I doubt I'll be open for business until the game is over in full. A shopkeeper's stall appears in a semi-isolated space in the battlefield (but one sufficiently close to the action), and the entities under my control return to their guard positions. Now to think about defenses, for I'm sure the godmodder isn't fully welcoming of my return.
With that said, I use my inner booshmaster powers that may or may not be remnant magic from my earlier phoenix iteration to summon a ring of thorny hedges surrounding the stall, with a single gate allowing entry. Not much, but it'll do for now.
Entity orders: I assign the Terror Pants, FSM, and Cosmic Monolith to guard the stall while I work on setting up for the return.
I await outside of the thorn hedges surrounding the shopkeepers stall, waiting for the shopkeeper (aka SirNatureWriter) to finish setting up so I can buy something. Meanwhile I do yoga to relieve the stress that I collected from the game.
Well, now that the battlefield seems to be slowly repopulating itself, I suppose it's about time that I rejoined!
First off, the arena has mysteriously disappeared, the displacer nowhere to be found. Huh, no matter. I suppose it would be best to begin with setting up shop again, though I doubt I'll be open for business until the game is over in full. A shopkeeper's stall appears in a semi-isolated space in the battlefield (but one sufficiently close to the action), and the entities under my control return to their guard positions. Now to think about defenses, for I'm sure the godmodder isn't fully welcoming of my return.
With that said, I use my inner booshmaster powers that may or may not be remnant magic from my earlier phoenix iteration to summon a ring of thorny hedges surrounding the stall, with a single gate allowing entry. Not much, but it'll do for now.
Entity orders: I assign the Terror Pants, FSM, and Cosmic Monolith to guard the stall while I work on setting up for the return.
You decide not to finish fighting the Displacer, and conjure a Hedge Barrier! it has 30 HP and deals 1 retaliatory damage per point damage it takes, if attacked.
I await outside of the thorn hedges surrounding the shopkeepers stall, waiting for the shopkeeper (aka SirNatureWriter) to finish setting up so I can buy something. Meanwhile I do yoga to relieve the stress that I collected from the game.
I jump onto the godmodder and start to choke him out
You jump on the Godmodder, who is surprised, seeing as everyone wasp laying monopoly until a minute ago, and choke him out! out... out of what? Probably out of his body! After a few minutes of grappling, you choke the Godmodder out of his body, making him a Disembodied spirit! The Godmodder is now the Ghostmodder!
Due to Hungry Visitor having left the game, and srovy being Long gone, their entities evaporate into nothing! which is to say they presumably wander off to somewhere which is a bit less of a warzone. the exception is the Vending Machine, which is basically part of the Pyramid Scheme. The Monster heals itself up some! No other entities have implied orders, but the Anti-Elves/Bootburners have attack specialization, which means they autotarget the Pinnacle Infernal Spirit- which qualifies as a Corrupted to be clear, not a boot or elf- and kill it. On the Godmodders side, the various NUNDEADs attack, doing 6 damage to... hm... the Hedge Barrier, and taking 6 damage themselves. The Tetrahedral One, unusually, leaves only one of its faces pointing forwards: the glass face. maybe it's booting back up or something... The Corrupted Rocker Furby ROCKS OUT! there are no more rocks to steal, which lowers the effectiveness of this decision significantly, but it is able to reshape the Rocks in its Stage, making it Reinforced! and, you know, there's music too. The Ghostmodder floats around. like a ghost. specifically, they float into the Terror Pants, and poltergeist its insides up good, stunning it for the next few rounds! Meanwhile, the Ghostmodders Body blinks a few times, then gets back up. It may only be the Shell the Godmodder inhabited, but it looks like it's still got quite a bit of a fight left in it! The Shellmodder steals the Demogoblins Bomb, then tosses it at the Yoga Fitness Studio, destroying it!
[A-naturewriter]Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). Stunned for 3! towering outside shopkeeper emporium. Flying Spageti monster 47/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. Hedge Barrier 24/30 HP, 1 for 1 retaliation. guarding emporium? [OG-Acerak] Steve 41/25 HP, 0.5 Dig||Magic!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) out of the battlefield! [OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast]Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. ) 0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF. [ OG-srovy?]Kittenish Pelican 35+#) rocks, 1 glowing white chunk of quartz, on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. (10/10 integrity) , asleep. Earth Pelican 34+$@ rocks. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. ( 8/8 integrity) , asleep. Rock Crustacean 26 + !( Rocks x4+15 white orbsx1. 1 is awakened (0/18 integrity) [OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast]9 Toast, 2 Toast III, 6 eggs (1 is HVs), 4 Toast I Rock Nest 31 Rocks (guarding all Eggs! 30 HP wall of corpses as food if they hatch! Lamp! ) Auto-Turret 60 Rocks 8A, automatic. [Pyramidial] Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (17/45 integrity) will it Blend Vend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt! Protected by a bubble of pure madness! Protected by a 66 HP shield! [OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 👁/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 8?/1d8: Assassinate. Inter-Dimensional Elephant 150/200 HP, 8 IDMT(+1/R),Healthful Hygene, . [OG-Woobydoobydoo] Bootburners 3x6 +1x1 HP 1x7 Anti-Boot!A, Anti-Elves 5x8+1 HP, 1x9 Anti-Elven!A. 16-HP shield against Furbies In Particular. (targeting gained: Corrupteds.) Anti-Elf Dimensional Portal (20HP, immune while anti-elves live!) +3 Anti-Elves / Bootburners per round! Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme! [OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium. [OG-Origin] Demogoblin 28/70 HP, 0/3 20A bombs. [All Hallows Eve-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 50/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose. •••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [A/H/UnHallows- Alastair] Heart Furby 20/20 HP, 5A, 1 Heart(s), 1 Heart generation (down to 0.25). Healer Furby 18/20 HP, 12 Furby-Healing!A 38/40 HP (normal), 5 Dark Corruptor!A. Embroiled in Darkness which defies Induction (??% Csp-int, Ruinous Drive.). Lesser Dark Instant Elemental 9 HP, +1 HP/R Shadow of Security 33 HP, +5 HP/R. 2?/G have you seen the crimson crown GONE QUESTING. [A-MemerAsriel] Yoga Fitness Studio Of Eternal Peace 0/20 HP Readatorium 8/10 HP. [AG-LeviRocks] NUNDEAD Wyvern knight army 13 HP, 3A, Horde. NUNDEAD Godtemplest 14/20 HP, 2A NUNDEAD Tartarus Residents 8/10 HP, 1A [AG] Pinnacle Infernal Spirit 0/30 HP, 2d2x3A, 40% dodge. Tetrahedral one 27x3 + 9x1 HP. 3-Dimensional. side polished to a mirrors shine (9 Healing). Side covered in black paint (9A). side covered in blood(27C). side made of glass (nothing or anything.). Corrupted Rocker Furby 240/20 HP, Bloodcurdling Roar charged! Rock Out!A, Rock Electric Guitar! Stage, 38 Rocks (guarding Rocker Furby! Thorns! Reinforced I.) [WAAAAAAAAA]WALUIGI SUGGESTS LUIGII WHO ARE ON THIS FIELD PAY MORE ATTENTION TO THINGS WHICH ARE NOT WALUIGI. WALUIGI IS, OF COURSE, WAAANDERFUL, BUT WALUIGI IS ALSO BUSY. WITH MONOPOLY. [Pyramidial] Pyramid Scheme Manifestation, BILL CIPHER. 133/∞ Salt. ? Tenets. knowledge of Lots Of Things. Deal with the devil. 2 Dimensional. Affiliated with HungryVisitor, TGreatOne, ?????????, /\, child salamanders, and all past and future members of the Scheme. Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions! Salt Servants 34x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 0/18 shield. [GM] Ghostmodder: 268 /300 HP 2/4 I'll decide on this later. Shellmodder: 4/4 Pseudo-HP
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.) Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.). SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby! The- Purity embodied. (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) The Great One: Minor Wounds. LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! Freed of stress. LeviRocks: alive. treated as a completely separate being from before death. 20 HP shield. Qwerty : Minor wounds! tear gas! Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!) Gandalf: weird mushroom. Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.
Something tells me these defenses won't hold out for long, time to get a better set of defenses up, stat!
3(?)/10 for Big Bang (I forget if we're using a 3- or 1- action system)
Orders: The terror pants do... nothing, I guess, since they're stunned. The FSM fires a barrage of meatballs at the NUNDEAD Godtemplest. The Cosmic Monolith activates DOOMSDAY, focusing its wrath upon the Wyvern Knight Army.
Something tells me these defenses won't hold out for long, time to get a better set of defenses up, stat!
3(?)/10 for Big Bang (I forget if we're using a 3- or 1- action system)
Orders: The terror pants do... nothing, I guess, since they're stunned. The FSM fires a barrage of meatballs at the NUNDEAD Godtemplest. The Cosmic Monolith activates DOOMSDAY, focusing its wrath upon the Wyvern Knight Army.
(3-action system. also, remember that chargequests can happen, but I need a bit more to go off of then 'big bang' to really do one) You do that! orders made.
Seeing the ghostmodder, I call..GHOSTBUSTERS! Nananana nanana
The Ghostmodder sneaks up on the Ghostbusters, then grabs them and puts them all in his Ghostbuster, a ghostly energy cannon powered by ghostbusters! this understandably stops the ghostbusters attempts to bust the Ghostmodder.
The FSM destroys the Godtemplest! the Bootburners and anti-elves auto-target the Corrupted rocker furby, and though they are rebuffed by the stage, lose no members, due to their shield against Furbies, which is then consumed. The portal then generates 2 Anti-elves and 1 bootburner. The Cosmic Monolith uses Doomsday! the targeting ping kills the Wyvern Knight Army, deactivating doomsday! The remaining NUNDEAD attacks the hedge barrier, doing 1 damage to it and itself! The Tetrahedral one spins like a top for a few seconds, doing ...13? damage to the Hedge barrier, then healing its 9-health face by 9 and producing an aura around that face which heals the other faces slightly; it then comes to a rest as it began, the glass face most prominent. The Corrupt Rocker Furby keeps rocking out, reinforcing its stage even more! It... doesn't seem to be very creative.
The Ghostmodder swoops over to Bill Cipher! As a Ghost, he's on the same layer of reality that Bill spends (most of) his time on! This means the Ghostmodder has the ability to punch Bill Cipher in the face. On those grounds, the Ghostmodder begins threatening Bill with the threat of 'if you don't join my side, I will punch you in the face'; pretty standard as threats go. Bill, very(?) reasonably(??), replies: The Ghostmodder thinks on this. Meanwhile, the Shellmodder ambles into the shopkeeper emporium, walking straight through the hedge barrier and bumping into the FSM, dealing 10 and 30 damage to those entities, respectively. Unfortunately, the shellmodder's skin is too durable to be harmed by the hedge barrier; he then proceeds to stumble around a bit, knocking stuff off shelves and generally being a nuisance.
[A-naturewriter]Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). Stunned for 2! towering outside shopkeeper emporium. Flying Spageti monster 17/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. Hedge Barrier 0/30 HP, 1 for 1 retaliation. guarding emporium? [OG-Acerak] Steve 41/25 HP, 0.5 Dig||Magic!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) out of the battlefield! [Pyramidial] Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (21/45 integrity) will it Blend Vend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt! Protected by a bubble of pure madness! Protected by a 66 HP shield! [OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 👁/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 8?/1d8: Assassinate. Inter-Dimensional Elephant 150/200 HP, 8 IDMT(+1/R),Healthful Hygene, . [OG-Woobydoobydoo] Bootburners 3x7 +1x1 HP 1x8 Anti-Boot!A, Anti-Elves 5x10+1 HP, 1x11 Anti-Elven!A. (targeting gained: Corrupteds.) Anti-Elf Dimensional Portal (20HP, immune while anti-elves live!) +3 Anti-Elves / Bootburners per round! Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme! [OG-naturewriter]Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium. [OG-Origin] Demogoblin 28/70 HP, 0/3 20A bombs. [All Hallows Eve-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 50/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose. •••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [A/H/UnHallows- Alastair] Heart Furby 20/20 HP, 5A, 1 Heart(s), 1 Heart generation (down to 0.25). Healer Furby 18/20 HP, 12 Furby-Healing!A 38/40 HP (normal), 5 Dark Corruptor!A. Embroiled in Darkness which defies Induction (??% Csp-int, Ruinous Drive.). Lesser Dark Instant Elemental 9 HP, +1 HP/R Shadow of Security 33 HP, +5 HP/R. 2?/G have you seen the crimson crown GONE QUESTING. [A-MemerAsriel] Readatorium 8/10 HP. [AG-LeviRocks] DEADNUNDEAD Wyvern knight army 0 HP, 0A, Horde. DEADNUNDEAD Godtemplest 0/20 HP, 2A NUNDEAD Tartarus Residents 9/10 HP, 1A [AG] Tetrahedral one 27x2+17+ 18 HP. 3-Dimensional. side polished to a mirrors shine (9+3+? Healing). Side covered in black paint (13A). side covered in blood(27C). side made of glass (nothing or anything.). Corrupted Rocker Furby 240/20 HP, Bloodcurdling Roar charged! Rock Out!A, Rock Electric Guitar! Stage, 26 Rocks (guarding Rocker Furby! Thorns! Reinforced II.) [WAAAAAAAAA]WALUIGI SUGGESTS LUIGII WHO ARE ON THIS FIELD PAY MORE ATTENTION TO THINGS WHICH ARE NOT WALUIGI. WALUIGI IS, OF COURSE, WAAANDERFUL, BUT WALUIGI IS ALSO BUSY. WITH MONOPOLY. [Pyramidial] Pyramid Scheme Manifestation, BILL CIPHER. 133/∞ Salt. ? Tenets. knowledge of Lots Of Things. Deal with the devil. 2 Dimensional. Affiliated with HungryVisitor, TGreatOne, ?????????, /\, child salamanders, and all past and future members of the Scheme. Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions! Salt Servants 34x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 0/18 shield. [GM] Ghostmodder: 268 /300 HP 2/4 I'll decide on this later. Shellmodder: 4/4 Pseudo-HP
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.) Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.). SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby! The- Purity embodied. (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) The Great One: Minor Wounds. LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! Freed of stress. LeviRocks: alive. treated as a completely separate being from before death. 20 HP shield. Qwerty : Minor wounds! tear gas! Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!) Gandalf: weird mushroom. Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.
Welcome! You have 3 actions per round. As long as you don't try to accomplish something mechanical, like doing damage, you can do anything you can think of and convey in a coherent manner. If you wish to do things mechanically, you can still do anything you can think of, But the effect will be equivalent to roughly 20 damage/healing/summoning etc per action spent (damage if you're trying to do damage, healing if you're trying to heal, etcetra).
Seeing the disarray in the shopkeepers emporium, I rush in, and put all the stuff that the Shellmodder knocked over back on the shelves. Then I order some special Anti-Shellmodder spray to keep the Shellmodder out of the shop. Finally I tell VERY LOUDLY in a kind voice for the Shellmodder to leave since they are being a nuisance
Wait, no, that's way too hard to read. This is better. This website should have a dark mode.
...maybe it does, I don't know.
Hello! My name is T, but you can call me Time Itself. No, actually, that's too pretentious. Just call me T. I'm here with my Sword of Plot Convenience... and have no idea what I'm doing. To make matters worse, I juuuuust missed Waluigi! Shame. I was hoping to get my hands on some of that Thyme.
I'm not actually here to fight, anyways. I'm just here to make some worlds collide. With that in mind, I chop down a nearby tree with the Sword of Plot Convenience and stick it in the stump. Only the plot-relatedly worthy can pull it out. Who will try, I wonder...
A few seconds later, a portal in space-time opens up and some weird-looking guy comes out of it. Then, a shambling mass of kaliedoscopic colors flies through the portal and snatches up the Sword of Plot Convenience and beheads the weird-looking guy. But as the sword is about to come down, the weird guy just disappears. How plot convenient. Then the shambling mass of color puts the sword back as if nothing had happened and disappears back through the time portal.
...Boy, I need to stop drinking. But wait, I don't even drink. What the hec-
I roll a 🐉, which means I get a pet dragon to ride. I steal @Memer_Azriel's lemon and sugar to make my own lemonade, and use my cloning facility to clone both the lemon and the sugar. I return the lemon but keep the sugar and my cloned things.
Then, I summon the bog monster, which disappears into the radioactive wreckage of the electric company. Everyone ignores this until a massive, radioactive, and hungry bog monster appears and goes on rampage. I fly closer with my previously mentioned dragon, but the bog monster swats it out of the air without any effort at all. I throw an atomic bomb to distract it, but it detonates in my face and I go flying.
the bog monster is now seemingly unstoppable, but it forgot my dragon. The dragon flies in from behind just as the bog monster tries to eat me. The dragon kills the bog monster with a single swipe of its claws, and is celebrated forever as a hero.
But then... the bog monster had allies who can cast true resurrection! The bog monster rises again and roars in challenge, and everyone (me included) runs away screaming. My dragon attempts to kill it again, but the bog monster shoots a beam of radioactive green goop, and my dragon falls to the ground, dead. All is lost.
But... IS IT? No! An army of orcs comes charging out of Marvin gardens, and a battle begins! (For those who are wondering, the orcs are here because they want to pillage the stuff the bog monster is destroying). Anyway, the orcs throw their javelins simultaneously, but they might as well be hitting the bog monster with sewing needles for all the good it’ll do. The bog monster bellows in anger and shoots another beam of radioactive goop, vaporizing a group of orcs. The bog monster swallows an entire platoon of orcs, but that was its fatal mistake. The orcs kill it from the inside, then climb out covered in really gross slimy stuff that no one really wants to identify. The orcs are heroes! Then they disappear over the horizon.
JoinThe Absolutely Anything Thread! We need help. Help us. Please. I am begging you please help us I'm so scared for my life right now these people should be locked up
First of all, what is the status of the Godmoderator? I read through the first page and saw reasonable stuff, unlike this craziness.
2nd of all, I use my stick of potato summoning to summon an army of Mr. Potato Men.
The Godmodder was recently choked out, removing their spirit from their body, turning them into the Ghostmodder and the Shellmodder. You summon an army of Mr.Potato Men!
Seeing the disarray in the shopkeepers emporium, I rush in, and put all the stuff that the Shellmodder knocked over back on the shelves. Then I order some special Anti-Shellmodder spray to keep the Shellmodder out of the shop. Finally I tell VERY LOUDLY in a kind voice for the Shellmodder to leave since they are being a nuisance
You remove the Shellmodder from the Emporium and set up defenses! The Shellmodder doesn't hear your request, but the special anti-shellmodder spray should keep them from wandering in by accident.
Wait, no, that's way too hard to read. This is better. This website should have a dark mode.
...maybe it does, I don't know.
Hello! My name is T, but you can call me Time Itself. No, actually, that's too pretentious. Just call me T. I'm here with my Sword of Plot Convenience... and have no idea what I'm doing. To make matters worse, I juuuuust missed Waluigi! Shame. I was hoping to get my hands on some of that Thyme.
I'm not actually here to fight, anyways. I'm just here to make some worlds collide. With that in mind, I chop down a nearby tree with the Sword of Plot Convenience and stick it in the stump. Only the plot-relatedly worthy can pull it out. Who will try, I wonder...
You chop down a nearby tree and stick the Sword of Plot Convenience in it! This gains you 1 oak log. about five minutes later, the tree suddenly reappears exactly as it was before, sealing the Sword inside it! That sure puts a wrench in things.
I roll a 🐉, which means I get a pet dragon to ride. I steal @Memer_Azriel's lemon and sugar to make my own lemonade, and use my cloning facility to clone both the lemon and the sugar. I return the lemon but keep the sugar and my cloned things.
Then, I summon the bog monster, which disappears into the radioactive wreckage of the electric company. Everyone ignores this until a massive, radioactive, and hungry bog monster appears and goes on rampage. I fly closer with my previously mentioned dragon, but the bog monster swats it out of the air without any effort at all. I throw an atomic bomb to distract it, but it detonates in my face and I go flying.
the bog monster is now seemingly unstoppable, but it forgot my dragon. The dragon flies in from behind just as the bog monster tries to eat me. The dragon kills the bog monster with a single swipe of its claws, and is celebrated forever as a hero.
But then... the bog monster had allies who can cast true resurrection! The bog monster rises again and roars in challenge, and everyone (me included) runs away screaming. My dragon attempts to kill it again, but the bog monster shoots a beam of radioactive green goop, and my dragon falls to the ground, dead. All is lost.
But... IS IT? No! An army of orcs comes charging out of Marvin gardens, and a battle begins! (For those who are wondering, the orcs are here because they want to pillage the stuff the bog monster is destroying). Anyway, the orcs throw their javelins simultaneously, but they might as well be hitting the bog monster with sewing needles for all the good it’ll do. The bog monster bellows in anger and shoots another beam of radioactive goop, vaporizing a group of orcs. The bog monster swallows an entire platoon of orcs, but that was its fatal mistake. The orcs kill it from the inside, then climb out covered in really gross slimy stuff that no one really wants to identify. The orcs are heroes! Then they disappear over the horizon.
Unfortunately, most of your action is invalid as an attempt to participate in monopoly, because you don't get to choose your rolls. If you would still like to participate in monopoly, use the roll: 3+5+🍤. If you would not like to participate in monopoly, then feel free to do whatever.
The Bootburners and Anti-elves auto-attack, destroying 11 Rocks and losing 6 members! no other entities have orders. 3 Anti-elves spawn! The Tartarus Residents attack the Mr.Potato Men, doing 1 damage, and hence killing 1! The Tetrahedral One shines its light and pours its darkness upon the Shellmodder and Ghostmodder, respectively! The Ghostmodder can now return to its body at any time! It does not do so yet, however. The Corrupted Rocker Furby Rocks out! again! Again! this time, it uses that rocking out to send rocks flying out of the ground, causing a minor earth quake, dealing 20 damage to the Terror Pants! The Ghostmodder has finished having a think, and decides he'll threaten Not to punch Bill Cipher unless Bill Cipher helps him! This expert negotiation works perfectly, and Bill Cipher pops open his eye to send fourth four henchmaniacs of his! In thanks, The Ghostmodder punches Bill Cipher in the face in the most excruciating way possible. all in all, a mutually beneficial exchange! The Shellmodder walks through the bubble of pure madness around the vending machine via a lack of a mind, and starts... what's the term for it? shoplifting? vend-lifting? whatever. he steals things from it. .
[A-naturewriter]Terror Pants 107/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). Stunned for 1! towering outside shopkeeper emporium. Flying Spageti monster 17/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. [OG-Acerak] Steve 41/25 HP, 0.5 Dig||Magic!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) out of the battlefield! [Pyramidial] Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (21/45 integrity) will it Blend Vend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt! Protected by a bubble of pure madness! Protected by a 66 HP shield! [OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 👁/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 8?/1d8: Assassinate. Inter-Dimensional Elephant 150/200 HP, 8 IDMT(+1/R),Healthful Hygene, . [OG-Woobydoobydoo] Bootburners 3x7 HP 1x7 Anti-Boot!A, Anti-Elves 5x9 HP, 1x9 Anti-Elven!A. (targeting gained: Corrupteds.) Anti-Elf Dimensional Portal (20HP, immune while anti-elves live!) +3 Anti-Elves / Bootburners per round! Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme! [OG-naturewriter]Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium. [OG-Origin] Demogoblin 28/70 HP, 0/3 20A bombs. [OG-Rosco] Mr.Potato Men 1x9HP, 2A [All Hallows Eve-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 50/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose. •••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [A/H/UnHallows- Alastair] Heart Furby 20/20 HP, 5A, 1 Heart(s), 1 Heart generation (down to 0.25). Healer Furby 18/20 HP, 12 Furby-Healing!A 38/40 HP (normal), 5 Dark Corruptor!A. Embroiled in Darkness which defies Induction (??% Csp-int, Ruinous Drive.). Lesser Dark Instant Elemental 9 HP, +1 HP/R Shadow of Security 33 HP, +5 HP/R. 2?/G have you seen the crimson crown GONE QUESTING. [A-MemerAsriel] Readatorium 8/10 HP. [AG-LeviRocks] NUNDEAD Tartarus Residents 9/10 HP, 1A [AG] Tetrahedral one 27x2+17+ 18 HP. 3-Dimensional. side polished to a mirrors shine (9+3+? Healing). Side covered in black paint (13A). side covered in blood(27C). side made of glass (nothing or anything.). Corrupted Rocker Furby 240/20 HP, Bloodcurdling Roar charged! Rock Out!A, Rock Electric Guitar! Stage, 15 Rocks (guarding Rocker Furby! Thorns! Reinforced II.) The Being Who's Name Must Never Be Said 70/40 HP, 4 Damage Resistance. 0 attack. Mr. 6th Regular Polyhedron 66/66 HP, -60% Dodge, Bloody Satanism!A A God of the Marketplace 20/20 HP 50% dodge, world fooler!A Fractal Mimic 66/66 HP, -60% Dodge, Bloody Satanism (mimicry)!A [WAAAAAAAAA]WALUIGI SUGGESTS LUIGII WHO ARE ON THIS FIELD PAY MORE ATTENTION TO THINGS WHICH ARE NOT WALUIGI. WALUIGI IS, OF COURSE, WAAANDERFUL, BUT WALUIGI IS ALSO BUSY. WITH MONOPOLY. [Pyramidial] Pyramid Scheme Manifestation, BILL CIPHER. 260/∞ Salt. ? Tenets. knowledge of Lots Of Things. Deal with the devil. 2 Dimensional. Affiliated with HungryVisitor, TGreatOne, ?????????, /\, child salamanders, and all past and future members of the Scheme. Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions! Salt Servants 38x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 0/18 shield. [GM] Ghostmodder: 268 /300 HP 2/4 I'll decide on this later. Can repossess Body at will! Shellmodder: 4/4 Pseudo-HP multidimensional Vendable Stuff (stolen)
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.) Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.). SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby! The- Purity embodied. (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) The Great One: Minor Wounds. LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! Freed of stress. LeviRocks: alive. treated as a completely separate being from before death. 20 HP shield. Qwerty : Minor wounds! tear gas! Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!) Gandalf: weird mushroom. Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused. Megamaths: 1 Oak Wood.
(Perhaps now's a good time to clarify that I will be a neutral party.)
That certainly will be a problem. Fortunately, I need that sword for the plot to progress, and you gotta know there's a reason they call it the Sword of Plot Convenience! As it happens, there's a thunderstorm overhead just now. I watch as lightning strikes the regrown tree, splitting it in half and granting me just enough time to get my sword back. Now to begin doing what I actually came here to do: I begin funneling multiversal power into my sword. It's time to rend the world in twain!
Tired of this game, I give all of my stuff to Dogside. They can win if they want. So, I move and land on the
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[A]
I do the same, but I burn my assets rather than giving them to anyone
You both do those things. I assume you'd both like to return to/go to the main field?
0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF.
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38/40 HP (normal), 5 Dark Corruptor!A. Embroiled in Darkness which defies Induction (??% Csp-int, Ruinous Drive.).
- Purity embodied.
(Technically speaking, losing in the monopoly section doesn't actually mean you lose the entire game- you'd still be in it, just with only around 2 or 3 Health +'s- but I recognize that the both of you are trying to leave the game, and there's nothing actually holding you there, so you do still. y'know. leave.)
Below is the Battlefields last known state, which is where you will be returned to by default if you leave monopoly and do not initiate a different sidequest.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium.
[A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...?
[OG-Acerak] Steve 41/25 HP, 0.5 Dig||Magic!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) out of the battlefield!
[OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. )
[ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 35+#) rocks, 1 glowing white chunk of quartz, on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. (10/10 integrity) , asleep.
Earth Pelican 34+$@ rocks. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. ( 8/8 integrity) , asleep.
Rock Crustacean 26 + !( Rocks x4+15 white orbsx1. 1 is awakened (0/18 integrity)
[OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] 9 Toast, 2 Toast III, 6 eggs (1 is HVs), 4 Toast I
Rock Nest 31 Rocks (guarding all Eggs! 30 HP wall of corpses as food if they hatch! Lamp! )
Auto-Turret 60 Rocks 8A, automatic.
Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (17/45 integrity) will it
BlendVend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt! Protected by a bubble of pure madness! Protected by a 66 HP shield![OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 👁/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 8?/1d8: Assassinate.
Inter-Dimensional Elephant 150/200 HP, 8 IDMT(+1/R),Healthful Hygene,
[OG-Woobydoobydoo] Bootburners 3x5 +1x1 HP 1x6 Anti-Boot!A, Anti-Elves 5x6+1 HP, 1x7 Anti-Elven!A. 16-HP shield against Furbies In Particular. (targetting gain: Corrupteds.)
Anti-Elf Dimensional Portal (20HP, immune while anti-elves live!) +3 Anti-Elves / Bootburners per round!
Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme!
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...?
[OG-Origin] Demogoblin 28/70 HP, 1/3 20A bombs.
[All Hallows Eve-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 50/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose. •••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[A/H/UnHallows- Alastair]
Heart Furby 20/20 HP, 5A, 1 Heart(s), 1 Heart generation (down to 0.25).Healer Furby 18/20 HP, 12 Furby-Healing!ALesser Dark Instant Elemental 9 HP, +1 HP/RShadow of Security 33 HP, +5 HP/R. 2?/G have you seen the crimson crownGONE QUESTING.
[A-MemerAsriel] Yoga Fitness Studio Of Eternal Peace 8/20 HP
Readatorium 8/10 HP.
[AG-LeviRocks] NUNDEAD Wyvern knight army 16 HP, 3A, Horde.
NUNDEAD Godtemplest 16/20 HP, 2A
NUNDEAD Tartarus Residents 9/10 HP, 1A
[AG] Pinnacle Infernal Spirit 5/30 HP, 2d2x3A, 40% dodge.
Tetrahedral one 27x3 + 9x1 HP. 3-Dimensional. side polished to a mirrors shine (9 Healing). Side covered in black paint (9A). side covered in blood(27C). side made of glass (nothing or anything.).
Corrupted Rocker Furby 240/20 HP, Bloodcurdling Roar charged! Rock Out!A, Rock Electric Guitar, riding Rock Snake!
Off-brand Rock Snake DEAD Rocks, Multi-Rock Steal!A
Stage, 38 Rocks (guarding Rocker Furby! Thorns!)
[WAAAAAAAAA] WALUIGI SUGGESTS LUIGII WHO ARE ON THIS FIELD PAY MORE ATTENTION TO THINGS WHICH ARE NOT WALUIGI. WALUIGI IS, OF COURSE, WAAANDERFUL, BUT WALUIGI IS ALSO BUSY. WITH MONOPOLY.
[Pyramidial] Pyramid Scheme Manifestation, BILL CIPHER. 133/∞ Salt. ? Tenets. knowledge of Lots Of Things. Deal with the devil. 2 Dimensional. Affiliated with HungryVisitor, TGreatOne, ?????????, /\, child salamanders, and all past and future members of the Scheme.
Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions!
Salt Servants 34x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 0/18 shield.
[GM] Godmodder: 268 /300 HP 2/4 I'll decide on this later.
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 73% skill. Owns a Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 122 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose & choclats, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. Mentionable Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . Chimeric Claws. Pendant of Gaston (2?? /4 dozen eggladbargelarges)
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.)
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.).
SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
The Great One: Minor Wounds.
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]!
LeviRocks: alive. treated as a completely separate being from before death. 20 HP shield.
Qwerty : Minor wounds! tear gas!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!)
Gandalf: weird mushroom.
Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a
vainattempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.Well, now that the battlefield seems to be slowly repopulating itself, I suppose it's about time that I rejoined!
First off, the arena has mysteriously disappeared, the displacer nowhere to be found. Huh, no matter. I suppose it would be best to begin with setting up shop again, though I doubt I'll be open for business until the game is over in full. A shopkeeper's stall appears in a semi-isolated space in the battlefield (but one sufficiently close to the action), and the entities under my control return to their guard positions. Now to think about defenses, for I'm sure the godmodder isn't fully welcoming of my return.
With that said, I use my inner booshmaster powers
that may or may not be remnant magic from my earlier phoenix iterationto summon a ring of thorny hedges surrounding the stall, with a single gate allowing entry. Not much, but it'll do for now.Entity orders: I assign the Terror Pants, FSM, and Cosmic Monolith to guard the stall while I work on setting up for the return.
I await outside of the thorn hedges surrounding the shopkeepers stall, waiting for the shopkeeper (aka SirNatureWriter) to finish setting up so I can buy something. Meanwhile I do yoga to relieve the stress that I collected from the game.
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[A]
I jump onto the godmodder and start to choke him out
You decide not to finish fighting the Displacer, and conjure a Hedge Barrier! it has 30 HP and deals 1 retaliatory damage per point damage it takes, if attacked.
You do yoga, relieving you of all stress.
You jump on the Godmodder, who is surprised, seeing as everyone wasp laying monopoly until a minute ago, and choke him out! out... out of what? Probably out of his body! After a few minutes of grappling, you choke the Godmodder out of his body, making him a Disembodied spirit! The Godmodder is now the Ghostmodder!
0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF.
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38/40 HP (normal), 5 Dark Corruptor!A. Embroiled in Darkness which defies Induction (??% Csp-int, Ruinous Drive.).
- Purity embodied.
Due to Hungry Visitor having left the game, and srovy being Long gone, their entities evaporate into nothing! which is to say they presumably wander off to somewhere which is a bit less of a warzone. the exception is the Vending Machine, which is basically part of the Pyramid Scheme.
The Monster heals itself up some! No other entities have implied orders, but the Anti-Elves/Bootburners have attack specialization, which means they autotarget the Pinnacle Infernal Spirit- which qualifies as a Corrupted to be clear, not a boot or elf- and kill it.
On the Godmodders side, the various NUNDEADs attack, doing 6 damage to... hm... the Hedge Barrier, and taking 6 damage themselves. The Tetrahedral One, unusually, leaves only one of its faces pointing forwards: the glass face. maybe it's booting back up or something... The Corrupted Rocker Furby ROCKS OUT! there are no more rocks to steal, which lowers the effectiveness of this decision significantly, but it is able to reshape the Rocks in its Stage, making it Reinforced! and, you know, there's music too.
The Ghostmodder floats around. like a ghost. specifically, they float into the Terror Pants, and poltergeist its insides up good, stunning it for the next few rounds! Meanwhile, the Ghostmodders Body blinks a few times, then gets back up. It may only be the Shell the Godmodder inhabited, but it looks like it's still got quite a bit of a fight left in it! The Shellmodder steals the Demogoblins Bomb, then tosses it at the Yoga Fitness Studio, destroying it!
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). Stunned for 3! towering outside shopkeeper emporium.
Flying Spageti monster 47/55 HP 20 A/-15 A.
Hedge Barrier 24/30 HP, 1 for 1 retaliation. guarding emporium?
[OG-Acerak] Steve 41/25 HP, 0.5 Dig||Magic!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) out of the battlefield!
[OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast]
Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. )[ OG-srovy?]
Kittenish Pelican 35+#)rocks, 1 glowing white chunk of quartz, on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. (10/10 integrity) , asleep.Earth Pelican 34+$@ rocks. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. ( 8/8 integrity) , asleep.Rock Crustacean 26 + !( Rocks x4+15 white orbsx1. 1 is awakened (0/18 integrity)
[OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast]
9 Toast, 2 Toast III, 6 eggs (1 is HVs), 4 Toast I
Rock Nest 31 Rocks (guarding all Eggs! 30 HP wall of corpses as food if they hatch! Lamp! )Auto-Turret 60 Rocks 8A, automatic.[Pyramidial] Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (17/45 integrity) will it
BlendVend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt! Protected by a bubble of pure madness! Protected by a 66 HP shield![OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 👁/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 8?/1d8: Assassinate.
Inter-Dimensional Elephant 150/200 HP, 8 IDMT(+1/R),Healthful Hygene,
[OG-Woobydoobydoo] Bootburners 3x6 +1x1 HP 1x7 Anti-Boot!A, Anti-Elves 5x8+1 HP, 1x9 Anti-Elven!A. 16-HP shield against Furbies In Particular. (targeting gained: Corrupteds.)
Anti-Elf Dimensional Portal (20HP, immune while anti-elves live!) +3 Anti-Elves / Bootburners per round!
Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme!
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium.
[OG-Origin] Demogoblin 28/70 HP, 0/3 20A bombs.
[All Hallows Eve-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 50/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose. •••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[A/H/UnHallows- Alastair]
Heart Furby 20/20 HP, 5A, 1 Heart(s), 1 Heart generation (down to 0.25).Healer Furby 18/20 HP, 12 Furby-Healing!ALesser Dark Instant Elemental 9 HP, +1 HP/RShadow of Security 33 HP, +5 HP/R. 2?/G have you seen the crimson crownGONE QUESTING.
[A-MemerAsriel] Yoga Fitness Studio Of Eternal Peace 0/20 HP
Readatorium 8/10 HP.
[AG-LeviRocks] NUNDEAD Wyvern knight army 13 HP, 3A, Horde.
NUNDEAD Godtemplest 14/20 HP, 2A
NUNDEAD Tartarus Residents 8/10 HP, 1A
[AG] Pinnacle Infernal Spirit 0/30 HP, 2d2x3A, 40% dodge.
Tetrahedral one 27x3 + 9x1 HP. 3-Dimensional. side polished to a mirrors shine (9 Healing). Side covered in black paint (9A). side covered in blood(27C). side made of glass (nothing or anything.).
Corrupted Rocker Furby 240/20 HP, Bloodcurdling Roar charged! Rock Out!A, Rock Electric Guitar!
Stage, 38 Rocks (guarding Rocker Furby! Thorns! Reinforced I.)
[WAAAAAAAAA] WALUIGI SUGGESTS LUIGII WHO ARE ON THIS FIELD PAY MORE ATTENTION TO THINGS WHICH ARE NOT WALUIGI. WALUIGI IS, OF COURSE, WAAANDERFUL, BUT WALUIGI IS ALSO BUSY. WITH MONOPOLY.
[Pyramidial] Pyramid Scheme Manifestation, BILL CIPHER. 133/∞ Salt. ? Tenets. knowledge of Lots Of Things. Deal with the devil. 2 Dimensional. Affiliated with HungryVisitor, TGreatOne, ?????????, /\, child salamanders, and all past and future members of the Scheme.
Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions!
Salt Servants 34x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 0/18 shield.
[GM] Ghostmodder: 268 /300 HP 2/4 I'll decide on this later.
Shellmodder: 4/4 Pseudo-HP
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.)
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.).
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
The Great One: Minor Wounds.
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! Freed of stress.
LeviRocks: alive. treated as a completely separate being from before death. 20 HP shield.
Qwerty : Minor wounds! tear gas!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!)
Gandalf: weird mushroom.
Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a
vainattempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.Welp, looks like things are starting up already!
Something tells me these defenses won't hold out for long, time to get a better set of defenses up, stat!
3(?)/10 for Big Bang (I forget if we're using a 3- or 1- action system)
Orders: The terror pants do... nothing, I guess, since they're stunned. The FSM fires a barrage of meatballs at the NUNDEAD Godtemplest. The Cosmic Monolith activates DOOMSDAY, focusing its wrath upon the Wyvern Knight Army.
I give myself knowledge about the defensive system because I know nothing about it
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Seeing the ghostmodder, I call..GHOSTBUSTERS! Nananana nanana
(3-action system. also, remember that chargequests can happen, but I need a bit more to go off of then 'big bang' to really do one)
You do that! orders made.
I don't know what you mean by 'the defensive system'?
The Ghostmodder sneaks up on the Ghostbusters, then grabs them and puts them all in his Ghostbuster, a ghostly energy cannon powered by ghostbusters! this understandably stops the ghostbusters attempts to bust the Ghostmodder.
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38/40 HP (normal), 5 Dark Corruptor!A. Embroiled in Darkness which defies Induction (??% Csp-int, Ruinous Drive.).
- Purity embodied.
The FSM destroys the Godtemplest! the Bootburners and anti-elves auto-target the Corrupted rocker furby, and though they are rebuffed by the stage, lose no members, due to their shield against Furbies, which is then consumed. The portal then generates 2 Anti-elves and 1 bootburner.
The Cosmic Monolith uses Doomsday! the targeting ping kills the Wyvern Knight Army, deactivating doomsday!
The remaining NUNDEAD attacks the hedge barrier, doing 1 damage to it and itself!
The Tetrahedral one spins like a top for a few seconds, doing ...13? damage to the Hedge barrier, then healing its 9-health face by 9 and producing an aura around that face which heals the other faces slightly; it then comes to a rest as it began, the glass face most prominent.
The Corrupt Rocker Furby keeps rocking out, reinforcing its stage even more! It... doesn't seem to be very creative.
The Ghostmodder swoops over to Bill Cipher! As a Ghost, he's on the same layer of reality that Bill spends (most of) his time on! This means the Ghostmodder has the ability to punch Bill Cipher in the face. On those grounds, the Ghostmodder begins threatening Bill with the threat of 'if you don't join my side, I will punch you in the face'; pretty standard as threats go. Bill, very(?) reasonably(??), replies:
The Ghostmodder thinks on this. Meanwhile, the Shellmodder ambles into the shopkeeper emporium, walking straight through the hedge barrier and bumping into the FSM, dealing 10 and 30 damage to those entities, respectively. Unfortunately, the shellmodder's skin is too durable to be harmed by the hedge barrier; he then proceeds to stumble around a bit, knocking stuff off shelves and generally being a nuisance.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). Stunned for 2! towering outside shopkeeper emporium.
Flying Spageti monster 17/55 HP 20 A/-15 A.
Hedge Barrier 0/30 HP, 1 for 1 retaliation. guarding emporium?
[OG-Acerak] Steve 41/25 HP, 0.5 Dig||Magic!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) out of the battlefield!
[Pyramidial] Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (21/45 integrity) will it
BlendVend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt! Protected by a bubble of pure madness! Protected by a 66 HP shield![OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 👁/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 8?/1d8: Assassinate.
Inter-Dimensional Elephant 150/200 HP, 8 IDMT(+1/R),Healthful Hygene,
[OG-Woobydoobydoo] Bootburners 3x7 +1x1 HP 1x8 Anti-Boot!A, Anti-Elves 5x10+1 HP, 1x11 Anti-Elven!A. (targeting gained: Corrupteds.)
Anti-Elf Dimensional Portal (20HP, immune while anti-elves live!) +3 Anti-Elves / Bootburners per round!
Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme!
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium.
[OG-Origin] Demogoblin 28/70 HP, 0/3 20A bombs.
[All Hallows Eve-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 50/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose. •••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[A/H/UnHallows- Alastair]
Heart Furby 20/20 HP, 5A, 1 Heart(s), 1 Heart generation (down to 0.25).Healer Furby 18/20 HP, 12 Furby-Healing!ALesser Dark Instant Elemental 9 HP, +1 HP/RShadow of Security 33 HP, +5 HP/R. 2?/G have you seen the crimson crownGONE QUESTING.
[A-MemerAsriel] Readatorium 8/10 HP.
[AG-LeviRocks] DEADNUNDEAD Wyvern knight army 0 HP, 0A, Horde.
DEADNUNDEAD Godtemplest 0/20 HP, 2A
NUNDEAD Tartarus Residents 9/10 HP, 1A
[AG] Tetrahedral one 27x2+17+ 18 HP. 3-Dimensional. side polished to a mirrors shine (9+3+? Healing). Side covered in black paint (13A). side covered in blood(27C). side made of glass (nothing or anything.).
Corrupted Rocker Furby 240/20 HP, Bloodcurdling Roar charged! Rock Out!A, Rock Electric Guitar!
Stage, 26 Rocks (guarding Rocker Furby! Thorns! Reinforced II.)
[WAAAAAAAAA] WALUIGI SUGGESTS LUIGII WHO ARE ON THIS FIELD PAY MORE ATTENTION TO THINGS WHICH ARE NOT WALUIGI. WALUIGI IS, OF COURSE, WAAANDERFUL, BUT WALUIGI IS ALSO BUSY. WITH MONOPOLY.
[Pyramidial] Pyramid Scheme Manifestation, BILL CIPHER. 133/∞ Salt. ? Tenets. knowledge of Lots Of Things. Deal with the devil. 2 Dimensional. Affiliated with HungryVisitor, TGreatOne, ?????????, /\, child salamanders, and all past and future members of the Scheme.
Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions!
Salt Servants 34x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 0/18 shield.
[GM] Ghostmodder: 268 /300 HP 2/4 I'll decide on this later.
Shellmodder: 4/4 Pseudo-HP
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.)
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.).
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
The Great One: Minor Wounds.
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! Freed of stress.
LeviRocks: alive. treated as a completely separate being from before death. 20 HP shield.
Qwerty : Minor wounds! tear gas!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!)
Gandalf: weird mushroom.
Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a
vainattempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.Basically just creating entities whose job it is to guard a certain position
What can i do?
Enjoy my magic items, spells, monsters, my race, and a few feats. And GIVE ME FEEDBACK... or else.
Like what I say?
⬐ Just press this little guy right here.
Welcome! You have 3 actions per round. As long as you don't try to accomplish something mechanical, like doing damage, you can do anything you can think of and convey in a coherent manner. If you wish to do things mechanically, you can still do anything you can think of, But the effect will be equivalent to roughly 20 damage/healing/summoning etc per action spent (damage if you're trying to do damage, healing if you're trying to heal, etcetra).
First of all, what is the status of the Godmoderator? I read through the first page and saw reasonable stuff, unlike this craziness.
2nd of all, I use my stick of potato summoning to summon an army of Mr. Potato Men.
Well I can kill the dragon, but I don't want to. -my friends last words as he gets burnt to a crisp by an adult red dragon
Seeing the disarray in the shopkeepers emporium, I rush in, and put all the stuff that the Shellmodder knocked over back on the shelves. Then I order some special Anti-Shellmodder spray to keep the Shellmodder out of the shop. Finally I tell VERY LOUDLY in a kind voice for the Shellmodder to leave since they are being a nuisance
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[A]
Well, hello, hello, hello!
Wait, no, that's way too hard to read. This is better. This website should have a dark mode.
...maybe it does, I don't know.
Hello! My name is T, but you can call me Time Itself. No, actually, that's too pretentious. Just call me T. I'm here with my Sword of Plot Convenience... and have no idea what I'm doing. To make matters worse, I juuuuust missed Waluigi! Shame. I was hoping to get my hands on some of that Thyme.
I'm not actually here to fight, anyways. I'm just here to make some worlds collide. With that in mind, I chop down a nearby tree with the Sword of Plot Convenience and stick it in the stump. Only the plot-relatedly worthy can pull it out. Who will try, I wonder...
A few seconds later, a portal in space-time opens up and some weird-looking guy comes out of it. Then, a shambling mass of kaliedoscopic colors flies through the portal and snatches up the Sword of Plot Convenience and beheads the weird-looking guy. But as the sword is about to come down, the weird guy just disappears. How plot convenient. Then the shambling mass of color puts the sword back as if nothing had happened and disappears back through the time portal.
...Boy, I need to stop drinking. But wait, I don't even drink. What the hec-
I just appeared at go, I will roll the dice.
I roll a 🐉, which means I get a pet dragon to ride. I steal @Memer_Azriel's lemon and sugar to make my own lemonade, and use my cloning facility to clone both the lemon and the sugar. I return the lemon but keep the sugar and my cloned things.
Then, I summon the bog monster, which disappears into the radioactive wreckage of the electric company. Everyone ignores this until a massive, radioactive, and hungry bog monster appears and goes on rampage. I fly closer with my previously mentioned dragon, but the bog monster swats it out of the air without any effort at all. I throw an atomic bomb to distract it, but it detonates in my face and I go flying.
the bog monster is now seemingly unstoppable, but it forgot my dragon. The dragon flies in from behind just as the bog monster tries to eat me. The dragon kills the bog monster with a single swipe of its claws, and is celebrated forever as a hero.
But then... the bog monster had allies who can cast true resurrection! The bog monster rises again and roars in challenge, and everyone (me included) runs away screaming. My dragon attempts to kill it again, but the bog monster shoots a beam of radioactive green goop, and my dragon falls to the ground, dead. All is lost.
But... IS IT? No! An army of orcs comes charging out of Marvin gardens, and a battle begins! (For those who are wondering, the orcs are here because they want to pillage the stuff the bog monster is destroying). Anyway, the orcs throw their javelins simultaneously, but they might as well be hitting the bog monster with sewing needles for all the good it’ll do. The bog monster bellows in anger and shoots another beam of radioactive goop, vaporizing a group of orcs. The bog monster swallows an entire platoon of orcs, but that was its fatal mistake. The orcs kill it from the inside, then climb out covered in really gross slimy stuff that no one really wants to identify. The orcs are heroes! Then they disappear over the horizon.
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In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
The Godmodder was recently choked out, removing their spirit from their body, turning them into the Ghostmodder and the Shellmodder.
You summon an army of Mr.Potato Men!
You remove the Shellmodder from the Emporium and set up defenses! The Shellmodder doesn't hear your request, but the special anti-shellmodder spray should keep them from wandering in by accident.
You chop down a nearby tree and stick the Sword of Plot Convenience in it! This gains you 1 oak log.
about five minutes later, the tree suddenly reappears exactly as it was before, sealing the Sword inside it! That sure puts a wrench in things.
Unfortunately, most of your action is invalid as an attempt to participate in monopoly, because you don't get to choose your rolls. If you would still like to participate in monopoly, use the roll: 3+5+🍤.
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38/40 HP (normal), 5 Dark Corruptor!A. Embroiled in Darkness which defies Induction (??% Csp-int, Ruinous Drive.).
- Purity embodied.
If you would not like to participate in monopoly, then feel free to do whatever.
The Bootburners and Anti-elves auto-attack, destroying 11 Rocks and losing 6 members! no other entities have orders. 3 Anti-elves spawn!
The Tartarus Residents attack the Mr.Potato Men, doing 1 damage, and hence killing 1!
The Tetrahedral One shines its light and pours its darkness upon the Shellmodder and Ghostmodder, respectively! The Ghostmodder can now return to its body at any time! It does not do so yet, however.
The Corrupted Rocker Furby Rocks out! again! Again! this time, it uses that rocking out to send rocks flying out of the ground, causing a minor earth quake, dealing 20 damage to the Terror Pants!
The Ghostmodder has finished having a think, and decides he'll threaten Not to punch Bill Cipher unless Bill Cipher helps him! This expert negotiation works perfectly, and Bill Cipher pops open his eye to send fourth four henchmaniacs of his! In thanks, The Ghostmodder punches Bill Cipher in the face in the most excruciating way possible. all in all, a mutually beneficial exchange!
The Shellmodder walks through the bubble of pure madness around the vending machine via a lack of a mind, and starts... what's the term for it? shoplifting? vend-lifting? whatever. he steals things from it.
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[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 107/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). Stunned for 1! towering outside shopkeeper emporium.
Flying Spageti monster 17/55 HP 20 A/-15 A.
[OG-Acerak] Steve 41/25 HP, 0.5 Dig||Magic!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) out of the battlefield!
[Pyramidial] Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (21/45 integrity) will it
BlendVend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt! Protected by a bubble of pure madness! Protected by a 66 HP shield![OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 👁/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 8?/1d8: Assassinate.
Inter-Dimensional Elephant 150/200 HP, 8 IDMT(+1/R),Healthful Hygene,
[OG-Woobydoobydoo] Bootburners 3x7 HP 1x7 Anti-Boot!A, Anti-Elves 5x9 HP, 1x9 Anti-Elven!A. (targeting gained: Corrupteds.)
Anti-Elf Dimensional Portal (20HP, immune while anti-elves live!) +3 Anti-Elves / Bootburners per round!
Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme!
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium.
[OG-Origin] Demogoblin 28/70 HP, 0/3 20A bombs.
[OG-Rosco] Mr.Potato Men 1x9HP, 2A
[All Hallows Eve-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 50/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose. •••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[A/H/UnHallows- Alastair]
Heart Furby 20/20 HP, 5A, 1 Heart(s), 1 Heart generation (down to 0.25).Healer Furby 18/20 HP, 12 Furby-Healing!ALesser Dark Instant Elemental 9 HP, +1 HP/RShadow of Security 33 HP, +5 HP/R. 2?/G have you seen the crimson crownGONE QUESTING.
[A-MemerAsriel] Readatorium 8/10 HP.
[AG-LeviRocks] NUNDEAD Tartarus Residents 9/10 HP, 1A
[AG] Tetrahedral one 27x2+17+ 18 HP. 3-Dimensional. side polished to a mirrors shine (9+3+? Healing). Side covered in black paint (13A). side covered in blood(27C). side made of glass (nothing or anything.).
Corrupted Rocker Furby 240/20 HP, Bloodcurdling Roar charged! Rock Out!A, Rock Electric Guitar!
Stage, 15 Rocks (guarding Rocker Furby! Thorns! Reinforced II.)
The Being Who's Name Must Never Be Said 70/40 HP, 4 Damage Resistance. 0 attack.
Mr. 6th Regular Polyhedron 66/66 HP, -60% Dodge, Bloody Satanism!A
A God of the Marketplace 20/20 HP 50% dodge, world fooler!A
Fractal Mimic 66/66 HP, -60% Dodge, Bloody Satanism (mimicry)!A
[WAAAAAAAAA] WALUIGI SUGGESTS LUIGII WHO ARE ON THIS FIELD PAY MORE ATTENTION TO THINGS WHICH ARE NOT WALUIGI. WALUIGI IS, OF COURSE, WAAANDERFUL, BUT WALUIGI IS ALSO BUSY. WITH MONOPOLY.
[Pyramidial] Pyramid Scheme Manifestation, BILL CIPHER. 260/∞ Salt. ? Tenets. knowledge of Lots Of Things. Deal with the devil. 2 Dimensional. Affiliated with HungryVisitor, TGreatOne, ?????????, /\, child salamanders, and all past and future members of the Scheme.
Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions!
Salt Servants 38x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 0/18 shield.
[GM] Ghostmodder: 268 /300 HP 2/4 I'll decide on this later. Can repossess Body at will!
Shellmodder: 4/4 Pseudo-HP multidimensional Vendable Stuff (stolen)
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.)
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.).
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
The Great One: Minor Wounds.
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! Freed of stress.
LeviRocks: alive. treated as a completely separate being from before death. 20 HP shield.
Qwerty : Minor wounds! tear gas!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!)
Gandalf: weird mushroom.
Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a
vainattempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.Megamaths: 1 Oak Wood.
(Perhaps now's a good time to clarify that I will be a neutral party.)
That certainly will be a problem. Fortunately, I need that sword for the plot to progress, and you gotta know there's a reason they call it the Sword of Plot Convenience! As it happens, there's a thunderstorm overhead just now. I watch as lightning strikes the regrown tree, splitting it in half and granting me just enough time to get my sword back. Now to begin doing what I actually came here to do: I begin funneling multiversal power into my sword. It's time to rend the world in twain!
Rend The World In Twain!: 1/60