As long as the rats aren't attacking and seeing as the rat king with the aura of an actually king isn't doing anything to me i shrug and head into the offshoot.
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I came here to fight godmodders and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum
The Shopkeep ignores the popup in his vision, dismissing it with a wave of his hand, then punches the Maniac in the nose, sending the Maniac flying away from the stall at high speeds, but unfortunately due to lack of an applied action, doesn't deal any damage.
"I can't sign your contracts anyways you moron, I don't have a soul, never had one in the first place. I have something else, and it's something I'm not giving away, even if it were usable by something like you." The Shopkeep then notices that he's still got more Jake's Cheesebread in his inventory. If he still has Jakes Cheesebread available, he says the Godmodder can have it in exchange for help on the Godmodder to player action converter. If not, so I express my disappointment with a frowning emoji. :(
1.4/50 for Monolithium Lowest acceptable price: 5 credits Highest you might be charged: 25 credits
"These aren't contracts, they're covenants! cooler and newer and stuff-er!" "Also if you don't have a soul, you can just go into Soul debt! and then you'll owe me a ton of souls!" I suspect you ignore the maniac, but he definitely keeps talking about this kind of stuff in that raspy voice of his. yes, it's raspy. shocking, right? ...right? oh, I forgot to remove the 'jakes cheesebread' from your inventory. this clearly means you still have some, but not a full one, um, it's... 0.1 schlorms of jakes cheesebread, which is like 4/10 of a unit. something like that. anyway. the Godmodder accepts the deal- his next action will be spent helping you out! you will need sign a contract not to use the help for anything other then this project first though, just... in... case. he very paranoiad.
As long as the rats aren't attacking and seeing as the rat king with the aura of an actually king isn't doing anything to me i shrug and head into the offshoot.
well, the rats do try to attack you, but... they're pretty slowwwwwww. one of them bites you in the leg as you pass, but that's about it. so, you run past them, and they chitter in anger. rats chitter, right? probably, maybe, I think? so, you reach the side tunnel It's pretty blocked up by foliage, but you hack your way through it and find a relatively clear path. past the blockage, you see a long tunnel... one that is, luckily, completely devoid of rats. you traverse it (I assume. I don't think there's anything in this image that would suggest you shouldn't, but maybe you're more paranoid then the Godmodder : P ) You see an end to the tunnel, leading... somewhere else, but before you can get to the end a giant rat crawls its way in front of you and turns to face you, eyes a bright red. As previously stated, ignore all stylistic changes (IE: different leaf/wall/etc textures, the rat changing from grey blob to jpg'd silverfish, the different sword shape), as they are merely a result of OOC complications. one thing worth noting is the rats final appearance is the most accurate one, red bar and everything.
The Shopkeeper agrees and signs the paper, taking his 3.4 charge out of the Monolith charge to begin assembling the Godmodder-to-player energy converter machine.
The Shopkeeper agrees and signs the paper, taking his 3.4 charge out of the Monolith charge to begin assembling the Godmodder-to-player energy converter machine.
alrighty! you start assembling it. since it came from your monolith charge, your godmodder->player converter will be a monolith of some kind.
The Terror pants start off at a debatable level of strength with Bulletstorm! a hail of lead fires in every direction,interestingly getting stuck in the dirt instead of digging deep furrows. except, of course, for the fact that, well... bullets aren't made of lead. not all of them, anyway- while they have a core of lead, they tend to be mostly composed of iron, silver, or copper. in this case, generic scrap. cuphead... dodges. the faithful dog has damage resist, the PAPER dies, the maniac stabs the bullets coming for him (to intimidate the rest into leaving him alone, of course!) ,and the tarasque are in a diamond box. Next up, it trains the guns in the General direction of... wait, everyones an enemy. it doesn't even bother aiming, merely firing the guns. bang bang bang bang. cuphead dodges, because of course it does. the faithful dog fails to dodge, but has the damage resistance to tank it. The maniac looks at the die I'm about to roll for him, and explains the best and only way to decide how much his health counts as: why, throwing a die, of course! not just any die, no, we will roll a D1,000,000, the maniacs favourite DIE OF DESTRUCTION . Anything less edgy then that would be a disgrace to dice rollers across the universe, wouldn't you say? We get... uhm... 1? It has to be rigged, right? Oh, Wait, sorry. Everything he does is rigged. with his 13 ManiacHP counting as 0.0013 normal HP, he manages to roll the dodge! The Tarasque hoard continues to be in a box. Not discouraged by its relative lack of success, the Terror Pants trains its machine gun on... uh... The Maniac! It shoots the maniac! Except the maniac is gun, which means it shoots gun! but the maniac is normal gun, not a machine gun! he's biological, whole grain, non-GMO, Organic, all the good stuff! so instead of a spray of bullets, it shoots one bullet. ...also, it shoots it from a different gun, a non-machine-gun-gun. that gun is pointed up. it'll fall down on the maniac... eventually... he'll probably just stab it when it does, but it will! Lastly, the Terror Pants fire The Big Gun. This knocks large amounts of debri into the tarasque portal and also this kills the crab i mean tarasque. 20% blockage. That one bullet from the non-machine-gun-gun begins its slow, slow descent. which i animated, because walnuts. (Maniac line completely 927% accurate given these exact events. maniac face also confirmed at least 413.5% funnier then most depictions. maniac only Probably has a nose, however.) Cuphead Chaser'd the maniac! wow! with a 🌟! after a pause, the maniac asks one question as a result of this, given what we know about cuphead: "how did he have a soul- wait, he didn't have a soul. the 🌟... had a soul? Gasp. I kno wat just hapen! Every single emoji has a life inside of it. Every single one has a soul, begging for an end, trying to escape. Behind that "LOL" or that "ROTFL", there's an actual human person. Years, decades, ages of torment. And every time you use an emoji, every time you send it out, you trap a soul in it forever. Do you think they just work on their own? Their face just automatically fixed into laughter or sadn"Nope. not canon. denied. nada. nuh-uh. I mean, that star isn't even an emoji until summarized. it's a weird, cartoon, non-emoji star! no, you just aren't immune to soulless things and/or entities "But I'm basicall-" Nope.
...
"Directedbymknightshyama-" nope. Ahem. so the maniac took one... no, let's say Two damage there. the second point comes from forgetting to breathe while he was talking nonsense about emojis. "Hey! I know where you live!" yeah well I know where YOUR FACE lives! ...The Maniac asks the Godmodder to vote for him. the Godmodder shrugs, and agrees. the maniac now has 2 votes! Also, The Election will finish in two rounds. vote now, or forever hold your peas. The Godmodder looks at Pionos obelisk, and proceeds to take out a giant cannon. looks kind of like a mortar actually... BOOM! some kind of green beam, or blob, or mass of something, flies out of the barrel, and far away- out of sight, in the opposite direction from where the forest GENE discovered is. a few moments later, he suddenly obtains some 2093 bottles. glass bottles. he fills each of them with diluted Godmodder energy, which Shopkeeper can now use for his project, and only his project. over 2000 tries! that's gotta be pretty forgiving for figuring out science right? right...? well... lightbulbs took 1000 tries, so maybe not, but then again trying over 1000 times would be pretty boring. what this actually means is he can select how many bottles he uses in his experiments, and more bottles gives him more data and hints, but he still needs at least one bottle to confirm a hypothesis. he may need more, depending on the reliability of the process. Experimentation is a free action. generating successful conversion method. . . . . . Done. As well, left-over bottles of Godmodder energy will be converted into player actions. once you, you know, figure out How.
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[A]Mayoral Competition.
Candidates
Maniac: 2 Votes - Vote for him if you want to get a Stand! Yes, the one from that one game. or comic book. or was it an anime? the thing where when people say something is a stand, they don't mean an amusement park thing. He's giving off free Stands. It's probably a scam. It's actually just a lemonade stand, most likely. Maybe you don't want him to become the president, because even if throwing lemonade stands at people is cool and all, this fight will probably be ten times harder. Then again, it's might just be rigged in his favor anyway.
hey everyone, it's... *Squints* Surplus Shovels: 1 Votes- Vote for him if you like Reptilians! Who doesn't? They control Earth anyway, not like it makes a huge difference, just sorta... makes it more official. But who doesn't like Reptilians, right? I heard he's part of the illuminati, but that means he doesn't think he is, so be cool, ok?
Seeing the rat I look at my sword and stab said rat in the eye.
Stab. owch. you do 49 damage! it looks fine, aside from the missing eye, and charges at you, knocking you back and injuring you slightly, as well as leaving an ugly gash in your leg.
About it being an obelisk, eh. it's probably mostly be flavor anyway. and i mean, to the extent that the charges are related to the outcome prior to moment of use, a charge called that would likely at least be shaped like it (monoliths and obolisks are the same thing right? right? probably not but that's what my memories say!).
(for the purpose of this response, I assume you are interacting with the energies solely through non-player-power/spellslot means, as your next action is interacting. Like, lifting the bottle by hand with human-level strength, observing it in the same way, etc.) The Godmodding energy seems volatile, a mix of cyan and green wisps. it is ordered and fractal-like in the center, but much more unstable and shifting outside. it regularly tests the boundaries of its container. surrounding the energy, you observe disk-like wisps of energy. when the cyan mass impacts them, they flare and deflect it- they seem to be part of what's keeping the energy from simply busting through the container and... you're not sure what would come next- to find out, you'd need to shatter the bottle, probably. the disks of energy, unlike the Godmodding energy itself, is purpl Yeahhhhhhhh, that'd be me. sort of, anyway.i help enforce some level of limitations- both on players and the Godmodder, but the Godmodder needs it more often. The Player energy , on the other hand, is more stable, a fractal-like structure at the blobs core, same as Godmodding, but that nature extends outward somewhat before stopping in a ring. surrounding it is another ring of energy, thin, vaguely hexagonal, and symmetrical. more whisps scatter around it, but they flow more freely, not probing, just... being. the color scheme seems to be orange, with tints of gold and some white sections, but, interestingly, none of the red color signature to players... well, perhaps at the very center. the color turns redder there, but it may just be a different shade of orange. [Godmodding energy bottle expended shortly after in keeping with mechanics. the purple rings restraining the Godmodding energy suddenly constrict, erasing the incredibly diluted energy from existence. The action energy, on the other hand, remains present and unblemished..]
The energies mostly just sit there, rarely bumping into each other. their fractaline structure remains stable, and the Godmodding energy even seems to slightly shy away from the player energy, while the player energy completely ignores the Godmodding energy, simply churning upon itself. [No image because I can't make the fractal-y things not-at-the-center-of-the-image. but you're not missing out on anything, they just stay away from one-another and stay about the same.] This won't do! it's not interaction! maybe they're merely resistant to mixing? you Very Lightly shake the container they're in for a few seconds, mixing them together a bit. the change is immediately evident, the energies warring with each other, their secondary colors more obvious in the process. you watch, but after a time, the turbulence quiets down, and the energies separate from one another... though they do not return to their stable,detailed structures, remaining more... unstable and bubbly, aside from not being liquid. or bubbling. also, their quantity has decreased somewhat- there is now only 0.9 actions, and the concentration of Godmodding is similarly reduced.
I take one of my actions and check if it looks the same as pionos actions
Clever. also, hits upon an idea without as much hinting as tends to be necessary.
so here, have the result early! your energy is a purple-pink, but with red at the edges and centre. also, it has a "W" shape... and some cyan threaded in.
getting up, and ignoring the gash for the moment i take swing at the rat's head with my blade trying to inflict heavy brain damage with the attack.
the rats skull is too hard for you to cut through, but you do wound it again. it screeches and vomits up.. a knife. someone's knife, but not your knife, which makes it someone else's knife. why do you get the feeling it's going to try to swing that at you somehow? eh, it's probably nothing.
The shopkeep hrrmmms and takes another action and another bottle of godmodding energy, and adds in some special energy stabilization fluid created beforehand for another project, but properly justified through the use of the .9 action. This should prevent the energies from destroying each other, and allow them to mix together properly. At least, hopefully. Hopefully the fact that player energy was used to justify the stabilizer doesn't render it useless.
I think I understan since my action is mostly purple and pink with a "W" and most of my actions at this time are related to SCP-3301 with is a product by dr wondertainment who ha(ve/s) a logo that looks like this ( would have the image directly in my post but I can not get it to be any size other than NaN by NaN) mostly purple with a W I think that the way your actions look is mostly dependent on what you do more at the time. For exampel if my actions were mostly based on rare Duel Monster cards that seto kaiba is known to own it would look more like the caiba corp logo. this would obviusly need more testing, but it is a good start.
By the way can we forward charges from DefTG or DTG:DTG to this game an check that they look like
OOC piono you forgot to have him flinch due to his all charges contract being broken by using actions for this
I get exodia to obliterate the godmodder now he will have to spend an action dodging, sacrafice the maniac or take one dammage. it is his choice
anyways I vote for shovels
The Godmodder spends an action... A free action! Exodia attacks the air where the godmodder was a moment ago, before realizing he doesn't have any arms or legs! oh no! he falls down and then goes Pfoof, vanishing again. Shovels obtains an additional vote.
The shopkeep hrrmmms and takes another action and another bottle of godmodding energy, and adds in some special energy stabilization fluid created beforehand for another project, but properly justified through the use of the .9 action. This should prevent the energies from destroying each other, and allow them to mix together properly. At least, hopefully. Hopefully the fact that player energy was used to justify the stabilizer doesn't render it useless. The stablizer works by keeping energy from changing frequency or something.
[I am assuming you then mix them slightly ] [For the life of me, I can't seem to create the image I want. I want it to look like they're mixing together, but not affecting one-another.] The energies flow around eachother. They mix, to be sure, but they don't seem to interact. since there are pockets of the other within them, they can't form those nexus-center-thingys... but instead, they form smaller ones, similar, no lesser in detail, but smaller and scattered. you now have a bottle of mixed player and godmodder energies, plus stablization fluid... you don't think this is what you wanted.
I think I understan since my action is mostly purple and pink with a "W" and most of my actions at this time are related to SCP-3301 with is a product by dr wondertainment who ha(ve/s) a logo that looks like this ( would have the image directly in my post but I can not get it to be any size other than NaN by NaN) mostly purple with a W I think that the way your actions look is mostly dependent on what you do more at the time. For exampel if my actions were mostly based on rare Duel Monster cards that seto kaiba is known to own it would look more like the caiba corp logo. this would obviusly need more testing, but it is a good start.
By the way can we forward charges from DefTG or DTG:DTG to this game an check that they look like
Yuo smort. (though in that scenario, I'd probably just have something about duel monsters, since whether kaiba owned them seems relatively obscure and as such might not be noticed.)
you can: cause your action energy's properties to account for your actions, flavour, and roleplay in other games, especially if you have only joined relatively recently and as such have less stuff to base the action energy properties on. you probably shouldn't be able to: actually transfer DefTG CP to be actions here or DTG:DTG charges to here, due to a combination of lore reasons (namely, DefTG and DTG:DTG don't take place in this universe), that i feel like that'd probably be impolite, and the likely less-then-stellar effects of letting people transfer charges from game to game (sudden influx of charges here, reduced activity there, probably a bunch of balance issues).
(none of this indicates a lore-relation between the games, it's just since the energy is supposed to be themed similarly to the person, which is hard without as many actions to go off, so stuff. really, in universe the character's probably been around for quite a while, so they should have a fully-established energy-type anyway. as far as the lores concerned, your energy definitely always looked pretty much exactly like whatever you'd see as a result of this.)
for being a smart, you win a cookie! Yep. definitely a cookie.
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+1 Cookie.
EORR The Terror Pants Attack oncemore. Bulletstorm- Dog resists, cuphead dodges,and the maniac asks how it could possibly be a storm when there's no rain. Salt-and-pepper - dog... resists... cuphead dodges, again, and the maniac, having already established his health as being considered 0.0013 or something for this purpose, dodges. Machine gums - Wrrrrrrrrrrtktktktktktktk. it aims at the maniac again, and fires a machine gun instead of a normal gun this time. the maniac pulls out a lemonade stand and puts it in front of him. the bullets shred through the stand. the maniac is unperturbed. and unharmed. Big'n. the Terror pants ... re-aim at the maniac! cuphead targets... the maniac! everyone turns and watches. the bolt of energy flares forth from cupheads fingers, seeming to move in slow motion. after a brief moment of consideration regarding energy velocities and relative timescales, they realize it IS moving in slow motion. several people, probably the shopkeeper included since he hates the maniac right?, glare at the bolt of energy, but it doesn't help. the projectile is moving at a leisurely pace now, and doesn't seem inclined to change. the maniac stays where he is. "Ah, see, I know what your problem is," the Maniac sneers at cuphead, before continuing in his raspy, gravely voice , "It's easy, when considering a course of action, to fail to be properly pessimistic." What. everyone glances at the bolt, which must have travelled a whole five feet by now. I wonder what the Maniac did... "I've done nothing, old chap. I am merely pointing out how eeeeasy it is to underestimate the time required for... certain actions. It looks like you have fallen victim to the Planning Fallacy! my friend, you must have been certain that beam would reach me in less than a second, yes? But that's only if everything goes as well as expected." As cuphead watches helplessly and several people probably sputter in confusion, the maniac takes a step around the bolt of energy and flicks it into a lengthwise spin, before resuming his arrogant standing around. ...the bolt of energy collides into [random.org] the Terror Pants! Sadly, the terror pants fell victim to the planning fallacy in its attempt to move out of the way, and takes 110 damage. The Godmodder looks at the field... drat. all he's got is the maniac and that guys super annoying. maybe... he channels his inner maniac, and...
GODMODDER: Ah. Artistic perfection. Yes, it sure is hard being this good at everything I do in my life. The fgicknupg, PHD (in kicking donkeys) has been summoned! It does whatever the Godmodder wants it to. also, they are a waiter. somehow. incidentally, the maniac goes to dinner with some random person, and the fgicknupg waits the tables for them. This allows me to show you exactly what they look like with minimal effort. um... ignore the part where the maniac is missing his other arm and his eyes. its uh... a glamour! yes! definitely! uhuh! ...i wonder who that person is...
[A]Mayoral Competition.
Candidates
Maniac: 2 Votes - Vote for him if you want to get a Stand! Yes, the one from that one game. or comic book. or was it an anime? the thing where when people say something is a stand, they don't mean an amusement park thing. He's giving off free Stands. It's probably a scam. It's actually just a lemonade stand, most likely. Maybe you don't want him to become the president, because even if throwing lemonade stands at people is cool and all, this fight will probably be ten times harder. Then again, it's might just be rigged in his favor anyway.
hey everyone, it's... *Squints* Surplus Shovels: 2 Votes- Vote for him if you like Reptilians! Who doesn't? They control Earth anyway, not like it makes a huge difference, just sorta... makes it more official. But who doesn't like Reptilians, right? I heard he's part of the illuminati, but that means he doesn't think he is, so be cool, ok?
Taking note of the knife I swing my sword it’s head again to keep ya maw away from it, grab it, and use it to San the rats other eye.
the rat backs away from your sword a little, and then you throw Someone Else's Knife into its eye. you immediately feel guilty for using a knife that is not yours, but rather someone elses. 44 damage, and as soon as you let go of the knife, that guilty feeling disappears... the rat is blind now, but you hear something coming from behind you... other rats?
As long as the rats aren't attacking and seeing as the rat king with the aura of an actually king isn't doing anything to me i shrug and head into the offshoot.
I came here to fight godmodders and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum
2.4/50 for Monolithium
Lowest acceptable price: 5 credits
Highest you might be charged: 25 credits
potential SCP credits: 12(?)
Credits:
Algot: 3
GENE: 1 (afk)
Redrover: 1 (afk)
Wooby: .8
Store:
Eishaic Scythe: 5 credits
Starflesh Staff: 4 credits
Terror Pants: 22.5 credits
"These aren't contracts, they're covenants! cooler and newer and stuff-er!"
"Also if you don't have a soul, you can just go into Soul debt! and then you'll owe me a ton of souls!"
I suspect you ignore the maniac, but he definitely keeps talking about this kind of stuff in that raspy voice of his. yes, it's raspy. shocking, right? ...right?
oh, I forgot to remove the 'jakes cheesebread' from your inventory. this clearly means you still have some, but not a full one, um, it's... 0.1 schlorms of jakes cheesebread, which is like 4/10 of a unit. something like that. anyway. the Godmodder accepts the deal- his next action will be spent helping you out! you will need sign a contract not to use the help for anything other then this project first though, just... in... case. he very paranoiad.
well, the rats do try to attack you, but... they're pretty slowwwwwww. one of them bites you in the leg as you pass, but that's about it. so, you run past them, and they chitter in anger. rats chitter, right? probably, maybe, I think? so, you reach the side tunnel
It's pretty blocked up by foliage, but you hack your way through it and find a relatively clear path. past the blockage, you see a long tunnel...
one that is, luckily, completely devoid of rats. you traverse it (I assume. I don't think there's anything in this image that would suggest you shouldn't, but maybe you're more paranoid then the Godmodder : P )
You see an end to the tunnel, leading... somewhere else, but before you can get to the end a giant rat crawls its way in front of you and turns to face you, eyes a bright red.
As previously stated, ignore all stylistic changes (IE: different leaf/wall/etc textures, the rat changing from grey blob to jpg'd silverfish, the different sword shape), as they are merely a result of OOC complications. one thing worth noting is the rats final appearance is the most accurate one, red bar and everything.
Giant Rat Lv.20
[IIIIIIIIIIIIIII]
Seeing the rat I look at my sword and stab said rat in the eye.
I came here to fight godmodders and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum
I shoot the godmodder
The Shopkeeper agrees and signs the paper, taking his 3.4 charge out of the Monolith charge to begin assembling the Godmodder-to-player energy converter machine.
potential SCP credits: 12(?)
Credits:
Algot: 3
GENE: 1 (afk)
Redrover: 1 (afk)
Wooby: .8
Store:
Eishaic Scythe: 5 credits
Starflesh Staff: 4 credits
Terror Pants: 22.5 credits
ycharhgehi;.
Bang! Except... what do you shoot the Godmodder at? hm... probably the air, right? Right. woo, he flies into the air!
alrighty! you start assembling it. since it came from your monolith charge, your godmodder->player converter will be a monolith of some kind.
The Terror pants start off at a debatable level of strength with Bulletstorm! a hail of lead fires in every direction,interestingly getting stuck in the dirt instead of digging deep furrows. except, of course, for the fact that, well... bullets aren't made of lead. not all of them, anyway- while they have a core of lead, they tend to be mostly composed of iron, silver, or copper. in this case, generic scrap. cuphead... dodges. the faithful dog has damage resist, the PAPER dies, the maniac stabs the bullets coming for him (to intimidate the rest into leaving him alone, of course!) ,and the tarasque are in a diamond box. Next up, it trains the guns in the General direction of... wait, everyones an enemy. it doesn't even bother aiming, merely firing the guns. bang bang bang bang.
cuphead dodges, because of course it does. the faithful dog fails to dodge, but has the damage resistance to tank it. The maniac looks at the die I'm about to roll for him, and explains the best and only way to decide how much his health counts as: why, throwing a die, of course! not just any die, no, we will roll a D1,000,000, the maniacs favourite DIE OF DESTRUCTION . Anything less edgy then that would be a disgrace to dice rollers across the universe, wouldn't you say?
We get... uhm... 1? It has to be rigged, right? Oh, Wait, sorry. Everything he does is rigged. with his 13 ManiacHP counting as 0.0013 normal HP, he manages to roll the dodge!
The Tarasque hoard continues to be in a box.
Not discouraged by its relative lack of success, the Terror Pants trains its machine gun on... uh... The Maniac! It shoots the maniac! Except the maniac is gun, which means it shoots gun! but the maniac is normal gun, not a machine gun! he's biological, whole grain, non-GMO, Organic, all the good stuff! so instead of a spray of bullets, it shoots one bullet.
...also, it shoots it from a different gun, a non-machine-gun-gun. that gun is pointed up. it'll fall down on the maniac... eventually... he'll probably just stab it when it does, but it will!
Lastly, the Terror Pants fire The Big Gun. This knocks large amounts of debri into the tarasque portal and also this kills the crab i mean tarasque. 20% blockage.
That one bullet from the non-machine-gun-gun begins its slow, slow descent. which i animated, because walnuts.
(Maniac line completely 927% accurate given these exact events. maniac face also confirmed at least 413.5% funnier then most depictions. maniac only Probably has a nose, however.)
Cuphead Chaser'd the maniac! wow! with a 🌟!
after a pause, the maniac asks one question as a result of this, given what we know about cuphead:
"how did he have a soul- wait, he didn't have a soul. the 🌟... had a soul? Gasp. I kno wat just hapen! Every single emoji has a life inside of it. Every single one has a soul, begging for an end, trying to escape. Behind that "LOL" or that "ROTFL", there's an actual human person. Years, decades, ages of torment. And every time you use an emoji, every time you send it out, you trap a soul in it forever. Do you think they just work on their own? Their face just automatically fixed into laughter or sadn"Nope. not canon. denied. nada. nuh-uh. I mean, that star isn't even an emoji until summarized. it's a weird, cartoon, non-emoji star! no, you just aren't immune to soulless things and/or entities "But I'm basicall-" Nope.
...
"Directedbymknightshyama-" nope.
Ahem. so the maniac took one... no, let's say Two damage there. the second point comes from forgetting to breathe while he was talking nonsense about emojis. "Hey! I know where you live!" yeah well I know where YOUR FACE lives!
...The Maniac asks the Godmodder to vote for him. the Godmodder shrugs, and agrees. the maniac now has 2 votes! Also, The Election will finish in two rounds. vote now, or forever hold your peas.
The Godmodder looks at Pionos obelisk, and proceeds to take out a giant cannon. looks kind of like a mortar actually... BOOM! some kind of green beam, or blob, or mass of something, flies out of the barrel, and far away- out of sight, in the opposite direction from where the forest GENE discovered is. a few moments later, he suddenly obtains some 2093 bottles. glass bottles. he fills each of them with diluted Godmodder energy, which Shopkeeper can now use for his project, and only his project. over 2000 tries! that's gotta be pretty forgiving for figuring out science right? right...? well... lightbulbs took 1000 tries, so maybe not, but then again trying over 1000 times would be pretty boring. what this actually means is he can select how many bottles he uses in his experiments, and more bottles gives him more data and hints, but he still needs at least one bottle to confirm a hypothesis. he may need more, depending on the reliability of the process. Experimentation is a free action. generating successful conversion method. . .
. . .
Done. As well, left-over bottles of Godmodder energy will be converted into player actions. once you, you know, figure out How.
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[A] Mayoral Competition.
[GM] Godmodder: 284 /300 HP 4/4
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[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly DEAD. as dead as I've heard 'disco' is..
[A] Cuphead 88/88 HP 75% dodge, [55Basic | 20Spread x3 | 50Chaser 20%Dneg ] 4/4 EX move 110, shadiamond proof! owned by aisenberg, bardic inspiration, temporal preservation, temporary hope.
[A] Terror Pants 360/380 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun. "Ownerless"
[OG] Excalium Orbital Cannon 159/
200 HP Charge Gauge [IIIIIIII] 7/20, 35A (weak resistance to grounded attacks. portalshot ) owned by goldhero. 5% Seeded(DoT) (Stasis)[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamondnotLoyal to Aeisenberg Mastema
[AG] PAPER. DEAD.
[AG] "The" Maniac 6/13 HP. knife on stump, gash on chest. offering
[AQ] Tarasque portal (20% clogged)
Tarasque Hoard (83) Trapped in diamond box. targetted by the BIG GUN.
Piono: Null+0.5 Souls Eishaic Scythe, Starflesh Staff. 2093 bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy
Aeisenberg: Flex tape rapier (minor attack buff)100% crystalized, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan)
Algot: 36% crystalized, glowing (noshadiamond). well fed.
Goldhello: lite injruy.
Acerac: dead (must make 1 post to return). Caaaaarl (.5 AP), tunnelbuild sidequest exists (10
GENE: slep. blackjack warrior. dulled voidshard (permanent) spider corpse, Warp organ, 13
Communal Inventory: Eishalon Mask [G] Eishalon Mask [D] Eishalon mask [F]
Stab. owch. you do 49 damage! it looks fine, aside from the missing eye, and charges at you, knocking you back and injuring you slightly, as well as leaving an ugly gash in your leg.
Giant Rat Lv.20
[IIIIIIIIIIIIIII]
I wasn't thinking it would be an obelisk, as I still intend to summon the cosmic monolith with it's own charge.
The shopkeep uses up an action, and a bottle of the Godmodding energy experimenting to see how the two energies differ.
potential SCP credits: 12(?)
Credits:
Algot: 3
GENE: 1 (afk)
Redrover: 1 (afk)
Wooby: .8
Store:
Eishaic Scythe: 5 credits
Starflesh Staff: 4 credits
Terror Pants: 22.5 credits
getting up, and ignoring the gash for the moment i take swing at the rat's head with my blade trying to inflict heavy brain damage with the attack.
I came here to fight godmodders and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum
The shopkeep uses up another action and bottle of Godmodder energy to see how the two energy types interact with one another.
potential SCP credits: 12(?)
Credits:
Algot: 3
GENE: 1 (afk)
Redrover: 1 (afk)
Wooby: .8
Store:
Eishaic Scythe: 5 credits
Starflesh Staff: 4 credits
Terror Pants: 22.5 credits
OOC piono you forgot to have him flinch due to his all charges contract being broken by using actions for this
I get exodia to obliterate the godmodder now he will have to spend an action dodging, sacrafice the maniac or take one dammage. it is his choice
anyways I vote for shovels
Oh shoot, I did. Thanks for the reminder Algot. I'm too lazy to go back and change it right now, but I'll start having it show up in subsequent posts.
/null
About it being an obelisk, eh. it's probably mostly be flavor anyway.
and i mean, to the extent that the charges are related to the outcome prior to moment of use, a charge called that would likely at least be shaped like it (monoliths and obolisks are the same thing right? right? probably not but that's what my memories say!).
(for the purpose of this response, I assume you are interacting with the energies solely through non-player-power/spellslot means, as your next action is interacting. Like, lifting the bottle by hand with human-level strength, observing it in the same way, etc.)
The Godmodding energy seems volatile, a mix of cyan and green wisps. it is ordered and fractal-like in the center, but much more unstable and shifting outside. it regularly tests the boundaries of its container. surrounding the energy, you observe disk-like wisps of energy. when the cyan mass impacts them, they flare and deflect it- they seem to be part of what's keeping the energy from simply busting through the container and... you're not sure what would come next- to find out, you'd need to shatter the bottle, probably. the disks of energy, unlike the Godmodding energy itself, is purpl Yeahhhhhhhh, that'd be me. sort of, anyway. i help enforce some level of limitations- both on players and the Godmodder, but the Godmodder needs it more often.
The Player energy , on the other hand, is more stable, a fractal-like structure at the blobs core, same as Godmodding, but that nature extends outward somewhat before stopping in a ring. surrounding it is another ring of energy, thin, vaguely hexagonal, and symmetrical. more whisps scatter around it, but they flow more freely, not probing, just... being. the color scheme seems to be orange, with tints of gold and some white sections, but, interestingly, none of the red color signature to players... well, perhaps at the very center. the color turns redder there, but it may just be a different shade of orange.
[Godmodding energy bottle expended shortly after in keeping with mechanics. the purple rings restraining the Godmodding energy suddenly constrict, erasing the incredibly diluted energy from existence. The action energy, on the other hand, remains present and unblemished..]
The energies mostly just sit there, rarely bumping into each other. their fractaline structure remains stable, and the Godmodding energy even seems to slightly shy away from the player energy, while the player energy completely ignores the Godmodding energy, simply churning upon itself.
[No image because I can't make the fractal-y things not-at-the-center-of-the-image. but you're not missing out on anything, they just stay away from one-another and stay about the same.]
This won't do! it's not interaction! maybe they're merely resistant to mixing? you Very Lightly shake the container they're in for a few seconds, mixing them together a bit.
the change is immediately evident, the energies warring with each other, their secondary colors more obvious in the process.
you watch, but after a time, the turbulence quiets down, and the energies separate from one another... though they do not return to their stable,detailed structures, remaining more... unstable and bubbly, aside from not being liquid. or bubbling. also, their quantity has decreased somewhat- there is now only 0.9 actions, and the concentration of Godmodding is similarly reduced.
Clever. also, hits upon an idea without as much hinting as tends to be necessary.
so here, have the result early! your energy is a purple-pink, but with red at the edges and centre. also, it has a "W" shape... and some cyan threaded in.
the rats skull is too hard for you to cut through, but you do wound it again. it screeches and vomits up.. a knife. someone's knife, but not your knife, which makes it someone else's knife. why do you get the feeling it's going to try to swing that at you somehow? eh, it's probably nothing.
Giant Rat Lv.20
[IIIIIIIIIIIIIII]
I take one of my actions and check if it looks the same as pionos actions
The shopkeep hrrmmms and takes another action and another bottle of godmodding energy, and adds in some special energy stabilization fluid created beforehand for another project, but properly justified through the use of the .9 action. This should prevent the energies from destroying each other, and allow them to mix together properly. At least, hopefully. Hopefully the fact that player energy was used to justify the stabilizer doesn't render it useless.
1 spare action
potential SCP credits: 12(?)
Credits:
Algot: 3
GENE: 1 (afk)
Redrover: 1 (afk)
Wooby: .8
Store:
Eishaic Scythe: 5 credits
Starflesh Staff: 4 credits
Terror Pants: 22.5 credits
I think I understan since my action is mostly purple and pink with a "W" and most of my actions at this time are related to SCP-3301 with is a product by dr wondertainment who ha(ve/s) a logo that looks like this ( would have the image directly in my post but I can not get it to be any size other than NaN by NaN) mostly purple with a W I think that the way your actions look is mostly dependent on what you do more at the time. For exampel if my actions were mostly based on rare Duel Monster cards that seto kaiba is known to own it would look more like the caiba corp logo. this would obviusly need more testing, but it is a good start.
By the way can we forward charges from DefTG or DTG:DTG to this game an check that they look like
Taking note of the knife I swing my sword it’s head again to keep ya maw away from it, grab it, and use it to San the rats other eye.
I came here to fight godmodders and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of bubblegum
The Godmodder spends an action...
A free action! Exodia attacks the air where the godmodder was a moment ago, before realizing he doesn't have any arms or legs! oh no! he falls down and then goes Pfoof, vanishing again.
Shovels obtains an additional vote.
[I am assuming you then mix them slightly ]
[For the life of me, I can't seem to create the image I want. I want it to look like they're mixing together, but not affecting one-another.]
The energies flow around eachother. They mix, to be sure, but they don't seem to interact. since there are pockets of the other within them, they can't form those nexus-center-thingys... but instead, they form smaller ones, similar, no lesser in detail, but smaller and scattered. you now have a bottle of mixed player and godmodder energies, plus stablization fluid... you don't think this is what you wanted.
Yuo smort. (though in that scenario, I'd probably just have something about duel monsters, since whether kaiba owned them seems relatively obscure and as such might not be noticed.)
you can: cause your action energy's properties to account for your actions, flavour, and roleplay in other games, especially if you have only joined relatively recently and as such have less stuff to base the action energy properties on.
you probably shouldn't be able to: actually transfer DefTG CP to be actions here or DTG:DTG charges to here, due to a combination of lore reasons (namely, DefTG and DTG:DTG don't take place in this universe), that i feel like that'd probably be impolite, and the likely less-then-stellar effects of letting people transfer charges from game to game (sudden influx of charges here, reduced activity there, probably a bunch of balance issues).
(none of this indicates a lore-relation between the games, it's just since the energy is supposed to be themed similarly to the person, which is hard without as many actions to go off, so stuff. really, in universe the character's probably been around for quite a while, so they should have a fully-established energy-type anyway. as far as the lores concerned, your energy definitely always looked pretty much exactly like whatever you'd see as a result of this.)
for being a smart, you win a cookie!
Yep. definitely a cookie.
....
+1 Cookie.
EORR
The Terror Pants Attack oncemore.
Bulletstorm- Dog resists, cuphead dodges,and the maniac asks how it could possibly be a storm when there's no rain.
Salt-and-pepper - dog... resists... cuphead dodges, again, and the maniac, having already established his health as being considered 0.0013 or something for this purpose, dodges.
Machine gums - Wrrrrrrrrrrtktktktktktktk. it aims at the maniac again, and fires a machine gun instead of a normal gun this time. the maniac pulls out a lemonade stand and puts it in front of him. the bullets shred through the stand. the maniac is unperturbed. and unharmed.
Big'n. the Terror pants ... re-aim at the maniac!
cuphead targets... the maniac! everyone turns and watches. the bolt of energy flares forth from cupheads fingers, seeming to move in slow motion. after a brief moment of consideration regarding energy velocities and relative timescales, they realize it IS moving in slow motion.
several people, probably the shopkeeper included since he hates the maniac right?, glare at the bolt of energy, but it doesn't help. the projectile is moving at a leisurely pace now, and doesn't seem inclined to change. the maniac stays where he is.
"Ah, see, I know what your problem is," the Maniac sneers at cuphead, before continuing in his raspy, gravely voice , "It's easy, when considering a course of action, to fail to be properly pessimistic."
What.
everyone glances at the bolt, which must have travelled a whole five feet by now. I wonder what the Maniac did...
"I've done nothing, old chap. I am merely pointing out how eeeeasy it is to underestimate the time required for... certain actions. It looks like you have fallen victim to the Planning Fallacy! my friend, you must have been certain that beam would reach me in less than a second, yes? But that's only if everything goes as well as expected."
As cuphead watches helplessly and several people probably sputter in confusion, the maniac takes a step around the bolt of energy and flicks it into a lengthwise spin, before resuming his arrogant standing around.
...the bolt of energy collides into [random.org] the Terror Pants! Sadly, the terror pants fell victim to the planning fallacy in its attempt to move out of the way, and takes 110 damage.
The Godmodder looks at the field... drat. all he's got is the maniac and that guys super annoying. maybe... he channels his inner maniac, and...
(http://bit.ly/2E7wGA3)
GODMODDER: Ah. Artistic perfection. Yes, it sure is hard being this good at everything I do in my life.
The fgicknupg, PHD (in kicking donkeys) has been summoned! It does whatever the Godmodder wants it to. also, they are a waiter. somehow.
incidentally, the maniac goes to dinner with some random person, and the fgicknupg waits the tables for them.
This allows me to show you exactly what they look like with minimal effort. um... ignore the part where the maniac is missing his other arm and his eyes. its uh... a glamour! yes! definitely! uhuh!
...i wonder who that person is...
[A] Mayoral Competition.
[GM] Godmodder: 284 /300 HP 4/4
. still.
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly DEAD. as dead as I've heard 'disco' is..
[A] Cuphead 88/88 HP 75% dodge, [55Basic | 20Spread x3 | 50Chaser 20%Dneg ] 1/4 EX move 110, shadiamond proof! owned by aisenberg, bardic inspiration, temporal preservation, temporary hope.
[A] Terror Pants 250/380 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun. "Ownerless"
[OG] Excalium Orbital Cannon 159/
200 HP Charge Gauge [IIIIIIII] 7/20, 35A (weak resistance to grounded attacks. portalshot ) owned by goldhero. 5% Seeded(DoT) (Stasis)[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamondnotLoyal to Aeisenberg Mastema
[AG] "The" Maniac 6/13 HP. knife on stump, gash on chest. offering
[AG] The fgicknupg, PHD (in kicking donkeys) ??? (finite) HP. Eldritch Abomination.
[AQ] Tarasque portal (20% clogged)
Tarasque Hoard (83) Trapped in diamond box. targetted by the BIG GUN.
Piono: Null+0.5 Souls Eishaic Scythe, Starflesh Staff. 2091.8 bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. 1 bottle of mixed player/godmodder energy w/ stablizing fluid.
Aeisenberg: Flex tape rapier (minor attack buff)100% crystalized, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan)
Algot: 36% crystalized, glowing (noshadiamond). well fed. 1 Cookie.
Goldhello: lite injruy.
Acerac: dead (must make 1 post to return). Caaaaarl (.5 AP), tunnelbuild sidequest exists (10
GENE: slep. blackjack warrior. dulled voidshard (permanent) spider corpse, Warp organ, 13
Communal Inventory: Eishalon Mask [G] Eishalon Mask [D] Eishalon mask [F]
the rat backs away from your sword a little, and then you throw Someone Else's Knife into its eye. you immediately feel guilty for using a knife that is not yours, but rather someone elses. 44 damage, and as soon as you let go of the knife, that guilty feeling disappears... the rat is blind now, but you hear something coming from behind you... other rats?
Giant Rat Lv.20
[IIIIIIIIIIIIIII]
I get frustrated and just expend 10 bottles for a hint by asking the Godmodder for his insight.
2 spare action
potential SCP credits: 12(?)
Credits:
Algot: 3
GENE: 1 (afk)
Redrover: 1 (afk)
Wooby: .8
Store:
Eishaic Scythe: 5 credits
Starflesh Staff: 4 credits
Terror Pants: 22.5 credits
I throw scp-055 at the godmmoder