Store: Herd of Cats: Goes to orcalord or dracoflamer, whoever posts first. (1 credit: 5 rounds remaining) Flying Spaghetti Monster: 10 credits Terror Pants: 22.5 credits
Bounties: Ideas into godmodder vs. player energy conversion: 1 credit for every idea that gets me closer, 5 credits for every major breakthrough idea. 25 credits to anyone who manages to kickstart me to the end.
Store: Flying Spaghetti Monster: 10 credits Terror Pants: 22.5 credits
Bounties: Ideas into godmodder vs. player energy conversion: 1 credit for every idea that gets me closer, 5 credits for every major breakthrough idea. 25 credits to anyone who manages to kickstart me to the end.
Using my ownership I force the Mask of Hesitation to burn a energy diamond to speed up the hungry visitor infestation, by letting a small collective of hungry visitors eat the energy diamond. With a snap my earth attunement turns into an ability more fitting to a future sans AU cosplayer, also the Mask of Hesitation turns blue with blue fire.
You consider doing so, but you ... What if you can't control the Energy Diamond? It's a very unique form of energy... in that moment when you , the Mask pushes back, internalising the Diamond back into its abstraction form. You do, however, make a blue glowy thing.
“Philip, divebomb Mr. Brick! If you can’t lift him, at least distract him.”
”Monolith, let’s see what you can do. Flare that Brick dude.”
Also, is it possible to hit the mask and not hungry visitor?
You heal the monolith! +20 Monolith HP! the You-summoning charge is on hold, but you may ressume it at any time. As for hitting the Mask... yes, you can target the Mask of Hesitation, and you will (probably) hit the right target. The thing is that Hungry Visitor is trying to absorb the Mask of Hesitation for... Sigh... future alternate universe sans cosplay... so he might not be ok with it dying anyway. Orders given!
Oh ho... this might actually be useful information... I stow away the assorted energies, gaining 1.5 bottles of godmodding energy and 2.2 CP (I'm NOT dealing with CP values below the tenths place). I also stick the analytical apparatus into my inventory, changing it from an entity to an object until I need it again (at which point I'll spend an action or two to repurpose it to whatever new analysis needs doing).
2/2 for Herding It seems the next auction is up for grabs between Dracoflamer and Orcalord! Since they've both tied, but neither of them actually posted this last round, it will go to whichever of them posts first. UNLESS, of course, neither posts for next say... five rounds? If that happens neither of them get it and they both get shunted into afkspace until they return. The entity will not spawn until it is either claimed or time runs out.
I had flavor text in mind but I'm feeling pretty awful. Basically it summons a herd of cats. The herd of cats has increased attack over regular entities of its power level, but as a drawback whenever ordered to attack it has a 30% chance of getting distracted and attacking a different entity (though it will always be the same alignment as the one it was ordered to attack)
2/3 for Flumph Minimum credit cost: 0.3 Maximum credit cost: 1.5
Store: Herd of Cats: Goes to orcalord or dracoflamer, whoever posts first. (1 credit: 5 rounds remaining) Flying Spaghetti Monster: 10 credits Terror Pants: 22.5 credits
Bounties: Ideas into godmodder vs. player energy conversion: 1 credit for every idea that gets me closer, 5 credits for every major breakthrough idea. 25 credits to anyone who manages to kickstart me to the end.
you collect the energy and finish Herding charge! woo?
3/3 for Flumph Sirnature boosts the Flumph charge and promptly wins the auction right as it finishes. This summons 3 flumphs to NatureWriter's entity team. Flumphs have relatively high health, but lose a bit of attack power to compensate. The "charge hint" for this one had I remembered to change my signature before the charge finished would've been 'Flumph'
1/5 for Oh. It's You. Minimum credit cost: 0.5 Maximum credit cost: 2.5
Store: Herd of Cats: Goes to orcalord or dracoflamer, whoever posts first. (1 credit: 5 rounds remaining) Flying Spaghetti Monster: 10 credits Terror Pants: 22.5 credits
Bounties: Ideas into godmodder vs. player energy conversion: 1 credit for every idea that gets me closer, 5 credits for every major breakthrough idea. 25 credits to anyone who manages to kickstart me to the end.
Flumphs summoned! (15 HP 1A each).
Eishalonturn: The Mask of Hesitation stumbles over to Srovy and his Pelicans, before stabbing at one of them. 1d100:16, 1d100: 64 it misses, though, so it just sort of flails awkwardly in the wrong direction for a while.
"Wow, I have no idea what this gem does." Sitting in my hole, I decide that my best current move is to heal up and try again. I take out some bandages and herbs from my pocket and spend a bit of time patching up my wounds. (I'll use all three of my 'turns' as such to do this in an attempt to get as healthy as possible.) "Oh well..." I take out the gem and lie it next to me as I work on healing.
You take out the Shard, and patch up your wounds! you are now only lightly injured, the large hole in your chest being mended and most of your remaining injuries being small cuts and scrapes.
The battlefield is looking chaotic as usual, so why not call in some backup? I step out of some randomly appearing elevator doors, dressed in my finest Armour and wielding a mace in each hand. Since I've only just appeared, hopefully the Godmodder hasn't noticed me yet! I cast Blindness/Deafness!
You can blind or deafen a foe. Choose one creature that you can see within range to make a Constitution saving throw. If it fails, the target is either blinded or deafened(your choice) for the duration. At the end of each of its turns, the target can make a Constitution saving throw. On a success, the spell ends.
At Higher Levels. When you cast this spell using a spell slot of 3rd level or higher, you can target one additional creature for each slot level above 2nd.
Since I cast it with a level 5 slot, I target the Godmodder, Mr Brick on a Stick, and the Tarasque guarding him! Hopefully they'll be blinded, making them easier for my allies to hit!
Edit: As pointed out by SirNatureWriter, I can target another target, so I'll also target the fginukcp!
You create an aura(?) of Blindness covering the Godmodder, Mr Brick on a Stick, and the Tarasque (The fginupgk[ either doesn't have eyes, or you can't locate them.)! The Godmodder quickly switches to echolocation, waiting for the effect to pass, But Mr Brick on a Stick and the Tarasque are now Blind!
I Churgamalurg for “oh, it’s you.” (Might it actually be You? Let’s find out).
Orders: Flumphs, bodyguard the monolith. If you see a brick coming, try to intercept.
(OOC: Also Garfield, technically you can target 4 with a 5th level slot. So maybe do the fginukcp or whatever it’s called, or the maniac as another target?)
Store: Herd of Cats: Goes to orcalord or dracoflamer, whoever posts first. (1 credit: 5 rounds remaining) Flying Spaghetti Monster: 10 credits Terror Pants: 22.5 credits
Bounties: Ideas into godmodder vs. player energy conversion: 1 credit for every idea that gets me closer, 5 credits for every major breakthrough idea. 25 credits to anyone who manages to kickstart me to the end.
I summon an adult gold dragon to attack the godmodder
(do I get the herd of cats now)
You summon an Adult gold dragon! The dragon refuses your summons, as it's reading this really interesting newspaper article by 'Godus Moderus' about why gold dragons, especially adult ones, shouldn't attack the Godmodder, and it has to admit, it's very convincing. Did you know frequency of heart attack is higher in combat then outside? especially, says the article, when the combat is against Godmodders. So, the Dragon'd rather stay home, thank you.
Herd of Cats gained! 20 HP, 5 Atk. (((ooc note: This is being treated as a Godmodder attack using a gold dragon. if it was intended as a summon, it's a bit unclear)))
The tentacles seem to loose freedom to struggle and now generate a lot of noise to really generate some communication wood, since I smack them around.
Communication Wood starts popping into existence around you! In fact, you are now completely covered and entombed in solid communication wood! Even the air in your lungs is turning into Communication wood! And so is the communication wood radiation, because, being detectable, it's capable of communicating, arguably! You are now entombed.
EoTB: The Earth Pelican manages to awaken the Kittenish Pelican from its nap! now they're both awake! Not that it'll change much, what with a lack of orders. the Cosmic Monolith Pushes on the matter near its targets, inverting it for a moment. in that instant, it reacts with the air around it, an explosion of force shooting out! The Tarasque manages to block the shot on Mr. Brick on a Stick, mostly by being curled around them, but they just end up taking two hits as a result! The Maniac, however, is blown back, and appears dead. Philip hassles mr. Brick on a Stick. The Flumps float around and the herd of cats starts playing with the Kittenish pelican! It's like they were made for one-another!
The Mask of Hesitation is kind of... stuck. The Legion Tarasque tries to bite the Cosmic Monolith! the monolith rolls 16 on Dodge, failing to warp out of the way! Wait no Flumphs. The Flumphs tank the hit! One of them is mostly dead now. Then Mr. Brick on a Stick (1d2:2) manages to get the Brick on his Stick and, though blind, lobs it over at the Cosmic Monolith! Luckily, Flumphs. they tank the hit! two of them die, including the injured one, but the Monolith takes no damage. The Godmodder looks at his forces. Come to think of it, they're not That great. Maybe he should give them some support?... yeah. First he looks at the Legion Tarasque. aren't Tarasque supposed to come back to life? Yeah. The Legion Tarasque now has 20 Regen per round! well, up to around 120, or however much it had before. unless it dies. Next, he expends Le LEi, and summons... my goodness, he's summoned... The Blongno... wait, no, the Blobglo... ech, what was that name... Right, the Globglogabgalab! They're full of Shwibleglibberkind! maybe if you could get rid of that... They also love books, so they brought along a True treasure trove of them!
The Update Room. [] BUT A ANGEL 320/ HP, All he can see is martians! KNIYFE!! Wings, Armor, Weapons, Self. In The Update Room. [A-piono]Terror Pants 320/380 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on:None.).) "Ownerless" [A-piono] Flying Spageti monster 149/190 HP 30A/-30A 2/3 Cannon Meatball .
Main Battlefield [AG-Shard-Shard] Eishalon III: Mask of Hesitation. (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV and partially restrained, entombed in communication wood. Mask instarepairs. SPRING WIRE.) 1/3 Energy Diamonds, 15-1 Awakening integrity, 8.5%(+(8-3)/2 /r) Hungry Visitation. BUFF. Abyssite 3s 0.4L [ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 10 rocks, 1 abyssite shard. on srovys head and awake. Earth Pelican 9 dirt. 26 rocks,2 abyssite shards. O look the pelican. on Srovy's head. [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest OfFolly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er. [OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 97/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 2/4 Doomsday. [OG-naturewriter] Philip the Pseudodragon 25/25 HP [OG-naturewriter] Flumphs 13x1 HP 1x1 A [OG-Orcalord] herd of cats 20/20 HP 5A [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamondnotLoyal to Aeisenberg Deal with the Godmodder [AG]"The" Maniac 0/13 HP. knife on stump, gash on chest. concussions, eyes sewn open, 9 spare(dead) eyes. [AG]The fgicknupg, PHD (in kicking donkeys) -182-? +-???-10±10 HP. Eldritch Abomination. [AQ] Legion Tarasque 66 HP. +20 hp/r Bite attack ((12A) tail attack (tripping). blind? [AG] Mr. Brick On A Stick. 40 HP. has no brick on his stick. Brick is undodgable and has infinite range. damage is uh i dunno. guarded by Tarasque, blind? [AG] Globglogabgalab 250/275 Shwibbleglibberkind. is The Shwabledauble,waublegauble,flibberblaubuhblub! Animate Books 3x31 HP 1x31A, beloved by globglogabgalab. A True treasure trove. [GM] Godmodder: 277 /300 HP
Hungry Visitor: Founder, ERR+2 skill. not in update room! Owns a Unique'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: might be 50, or not. 1C.AC. slightly injured! Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hesitation. Veerraad'd Aeisenberg: In The Update Room! rapier (minor attack buff)... +1?, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian. OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god. Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. DigitalFyre: has returneded! On Main Battlefield, probablyl! Srovy: Rock Mask, Gathering Pickaxe! Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6). on battlefield Theblackswordmaster: no longer in the update room! ADrunkenDwarf: lightly injured, in hole! Large Voidshard. Piono: Null+0.5 Souls ,2079 bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. magically in the update room. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal.
Hmm... I guess it can't be helped since it is still a mask of hesitation... luckily it is entombed in wood and now I can increase my woodworking I make unlimited amounts of salt
I fire a beam of destructive rainbows at the Tarrasque, pouring all my energy into a single huge burst of destructive light and radiation!
I also direct the Cosmic Monolith to follow the blinding light with a Dark Pulse. Phil will keep harassing Mr. Brick. The last remaining Flumph will keep guarding the monolith.
I then cough up some salt that got into my lungs, because that would be unhealthy. Oh look it is bloody... Using the bloody salt and my factory, I refine it into "salty visitor essence". It basically nerfs the debuffs on my hungry visitation that I currently use to convert the mask of hesitation. Being that salty also makes it immune to hesitation and other weaknesses of sanity.
Thanks to recent events I've realized that I enjoy the charge stack more when I'm just doing it on my own. This next one will be the last one and then I'm probably just gonna ollies outy for good.
The Terror Pants and Flying Spaghetti Monster are transported to the main battlefield, where they take up NatureWriter's banner. Everything in my inventory is transported to his as well. If anyone in my AFK credits list posts before I make my next post and finish my 5 point charge, they'll get the result. If not, it'll go to Nature.
4/5 for Oh. It's You. Minimum credit cost: 0.5 Maximum credit cost: 2.5
Getting some other kind of teleportation ready, I infuse the salty visitor essence into one of the little hungry visitations which deploys it into the mask of hesitation system in which it currently is. Losing the resistances to hungry visitation, the conversion increases in speed.
5/5 expended to summon Jerry. Everyone knows who Jerry is, the single most obnoxious monster to ever exist. Jerry has all of his power poured into his health pool, except for one ability. Any time someone attempts to attack an entity controlled by Jerry's "owner", they have a 50% chance for Jerry's obnoxious smacking to irritate them into attacking him instead. Of course, he also has a 25% chance to do the same thing to the entities he's "protecting" as well. The owner player can choose to, on a given round, 'ditch' Jerry. This negates Jerry's passive (both ways) for that round.
SirNatureWriter, as my best costumer, is granted 'control' of Jerry.
If you sacrifice him to some eldritch god instead of using him like a normal entity, nobody would blame you.
Hmm... I guess it can't be helped since it is still a mask of hesitation... luckily it is entombed in wood and now I can increase my woodworking I make unlimited amounts of salt
you replace all of the wood with Salt. now you're entombed in salt! I bet you're pretty... Salty... about that, huh? Also woodworking reaches the needed threshold.
I fire a beam of destructive rainbows at the Tarrasque, pouring all my energy into a single huge burst of destructive light and radiation!
I also direct the Cosmic Monolith to follow the blinding light with a Dark Pulse. Phil will keep harassing Mr. Brick. The last remaining Flumph will keep guarding the monolith.
You shoot Rainbows! 23 damage to the Legion Tarrasque! entities ordered.
I then cough up some salt that got into my lungs, because that would be unhealthy. Oh look it is bloody... Using the bloody salt and my factory, I refine it into "salty visitor essence". It basically nerfs the debuffs on my hungry visitation that I currently use to convert the mask of hesitation. Being that salty also makes it immune to hesitation and other weaknesses of sanity.
You attempt to do so but, being entombed in salt, you can't reach your factory. It might still be in the update room...?
Well, I feel a bit better now. What should I do now? I climb out of the hole and survey the surrounding battlefield, before laying my eyes on the newest creature- the Globglogabgalab. That looks dangerous, but maybe those books have something useful in them... I'll cast Telekinesis, focusing on one of the animated books is has floating around it. I'll pull it towards me, and if possible try and read one of the pages to determine its usefulness...
You grab one of the Globglogabgalab's Books which he loves. Part of his treasure trove, even! Book usefulness roll: [REDACTED, not bad.]. All right, what's the [REDACTED]-best book the Globglogabgalab would have... The title reads: The ηλιακός and quandam Embassies: a brief history. quickly scanning the first page, you see a creation myth talking about light and dark... it seems to be some form of religious text, but perhaps there's something useful to be gleaned? given its the history of something or the other, it probably at least says where to find them, assuming it's not light fiction.
(the book fights back feebily against your grasp. if set free, it will likely return to the Globglogabgalab.) Eishalon Turn: The Mask breaks through the salt around one of its tendrils...
It's not surprising that the Godmodder could easily find a way around the blindness, but it was worth a shot. I'd better focus on another target as soon as I can... Ooh, the Globglogabgalab is surrounded by a pile of books, and books are flammable!
If I'm lucky, Shwibleglibberkind might be flammable as well, killing it instantly, but If I'm unlucky this is just going to destroy their books and anger them. There's only one way to find out! I point my finger directly at the Globglogabgalab and it's books and cast-
Wait, one sec, just gotta let ADrunkenDwarf grab that book he wanted... Now! Fireball!
You cast fireball! The books are pretty spread out, though, so only 8 of them die. now the rest are unliking you.
Oh shoot, the Legion Tarasque looks like it's gotten stronger... What am I going to do? I point at the Legion Tarasque and my fingers tremble with electricity. I cast Chain Lightning at the Legion Tarasque. "Bet that was a shocking surprise for you!" Grinning like a total maniac, I settle into a fighting stance and clutch the Voidcrystal in my hand. "Time to die, Legion Tarasque!"
(also, a quick question. In the compendium the only monster similar to the Legion Tarasque is the Tarrasque. I've noticed before that you've been picky with player's wordings and spelling during battle- would it be safe to assume that this Legion Tarasque is not similar to the Tarrasque? after all, the Legion Tarasque is spelt differently.)
You cast Chain Lightning on the Legion Tarrasque/Tarasque, dealing 25 damage! You then settle into a fighting stance, clutching the Voidshard tightly. (The Legion Tarasque is made of lots of really tiny, possibly off-brand, Tarrasque, gathered into an entity the shape of a normal Tarrasque. That said, the Tarasque/Tarrasque thing is a typo on my part. Also, as a note- Spelling errors will -generally- be ignored as long as you 1) Aren't attacking the Godmodder (who gets every excuse in the book and not in the book) 2) aren't doing something I can't think of a way to do balancedly and 3) aren't making large mistake.)
Thanks to recent events I've realized that I enjoy the charge stack more when I'm just doing it on my own. This next one will be the last one and then I'm probably just gonna ollies outy for good.
The Terror Pants and Flying Spaghetti Monster are transported to the main battlefield, where they take up NatureWriter's banner. Everything in my inventory is transported to his as well. If anyone in my AFK credits list posts before I make my next post and finish my 5 point charge, they'll get the result. If not, it'll go to Nature.
4/5 for Oh. It's You. Minimum credit cost: 0.5 Maximum credit cost: 2.5
Oh, that's a shame- well, from my perspective at least. maybe not yours. At any rate, entities transferred! Your inventory is also transfered, though cuphead will need to contacted to transfer his. Charge charged.
Getting some other kind of teleportation ready, I infuse the salty visitor essence into one of the little hungry visitations which deploys it into the mask of hesitation system in which it currently is. Losing the resistances to hungry visitation, the conversion increases in speed.
You increase conversion speed by implanting mini-selves into the Mask of Hesitation! Efficiency decreased due to the implausibility of this action without moving your arms, which are entombed in solid Salt.
5/5 expended to summon Jerry. Everyone knows who Jerry is, the single most obnoxious monster to ever exist. Jerry has all of his power poured into his health pool, except for one ability. Any time someone attempts to attack an entity controlled by Jerry's "owner", they have a 50% chance for Jerry's obnoxious smacking to irritate them into attacking him instead. Of course, he also has a 25% chance to do the same thing to the entities he's "protecting" as well. The owner player can choose to, on a given round, 'ditch' Jerry. This negates Jerry's passive (both ways) for that round.
SirNatureWriter, as my best costumer, is granted 'control' of Jerry.
If you sacrifice him to some eldritch god instead of using him like a normal entity, some people will blame you. He's not evil or anything, after all- just annoying. also, non-murderous- who knew?- despite the society they grew up in glorifying it.
Jerry summoned! due to the overall negative effects his passive has on his allies, he has gained additional health. also, on rounds where he is Ditched, he cannot be ordered to bodyguard anything. You then leave the upgrade room, arrive on the battlefield, and promptly collapse over into a random ditch so nobody will notice you until you return /the game ends, as basically agreed on discord.
Jerry?! Now's not the time for this nonsense, not in a moment of glory such as this!
I quickly... ditch... Jerry, saving his body for a later date when I can do some evil mojo.
Orders: No changes.
You Ditch Jerry. he wonders why everyone's so mean to him... Jerrys resolve strengthens! His Resolve to keep eating potato chips and reading on his phone, that is! He's ever-more sure interpersonal interaction just isn't for him.
The Terror Pants and FSM have no orders, idling around and walking/floating off their stasis sickness. the Pelicans flap/hop around in front of Srovy, trying to get their extra-ordinarily slow-moving leader to notice them. The Cosmic Monolith uses Dark Pulse, Blowing the Legion Tarasque to pieces with kinetic force alone, and crushing most of the constituent Tarasques into complete mush. Mr Brick on a Stick quickly-and shakily- puts a brick on his stick. With excellent luck (dc 17, rolls 18) in addition to skill, he manages to throw the Brick on this very turn, straight at... Jerry's been ditched... the Cosmic Monolith, crashing through a Flumph and doing 12 damage. The Globglogabgalab turns to look at Garfield. charging forwards, They expend 5 Shwibbleglibberkind to serve as the Yeast of Thoughts and Minds, making Garfield's mind rise, flying upwards into the air. The sudden acceleration causes significant neck damage, lightly wounding them in addition to the inconvenience of floating in the air by the head! The Animated Books can't jump that high, though, so they attack... hm... Phil and the Cosmic Monolith! 11 damage to Phil the Pseudodragon (who, in their prior effort to distract Mr. Brick on a stick, was near enough the ground to hit) and 3 to the Monolith (which dodges most of the blows.) The Mask of Hesitation flicks its free tendril, tossing 4 star-shaped crystals at the Cosmic Monolith! only two are aimed right- of those that miss, one of them is still aimed at another entity, targetting(1D8- 7)... the Herd of cats, for exactly (1d40: )20 damage! The Properly-Aimed crystals... both miss (2D100, DC 75: 58, 36). Anticlimax!
The Godmodder turns to see the Terror Pants and FSM arriving and Sneezes. quickly after, their Stasis Sickness mutates, becoming more harmful and infectious. they're sick and slowly losing health... no, not just health! Maximum Health! quick, help them!
With that, everyone has acted, and, with the Shopkeeper finally outside the Update room and Phil Swift swiftly whisking Aeisenberg away, the Update Room is empty. so, I Finalise the latest update, fully imposing the restrictions written in the changelog, including the one about only me making more of these. GODMODDER: I mean I can still bribe you. I guess. Anyway, the Godmodder added some interesting restrictions in this update... restrictions which take power. I don't intend to shoulder the cost, so it needs to come from somewhere else. GODMODDER: Don't you dare. The Godmodder also has no actions remaining this round, preventing him from shouldering it, never mind that he wouldn't do it anyway, or from forcing me to. GODMODDER: I'm serious. Since the power for the restriction can't come from nowhere, how about the Godmodder lifts one of the other ones? Hm, that one seems particularly well made.... GODMODDER: ...fine.
[A-naturewriter]Terror Pants 350/355 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on:None.).) statis sikund [A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 149/170 HP 30A/-30A 2/3 Cannon Meatball , statusicknes. [AG-Shard-Shard] Eishalon III: Mask of Hesitation. (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV and partially restrained, entombed in SALT. Mask instarepairs. SPRING WIRE.) 1/3 Energy Diamonds, 15-1 Awakening integrity, 14%(+(8-3)/2 /r+3/r) Hungry Visitation. BUFF. Abyssite 2s 0.6L [ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 10 rocks, 1 abyssite shard. on srovys head and awake. Earth Pelican 9 dirt. 26 rocks,2 abyssite shards. O look the pelican. on Srovy's head. [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er. [OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 82/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 2/4 Doomsday. [OG-naturewriter] Philip the Pseudodragon 14/25 HP [OG-naturewriter] Flumphs: Fallen. [OG-naturewriter] Jerry 120/120 HP Attack Attractor- Enemy (50%). Attack Attractor- Ally (25%). [OG-Orcalord] herd of cats: Slain by an unlucky Voidshard. [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamondnotLoyal to Aeisenberg Deal with the Godmodder [AG]The fgicknupg, PHD (in kicking donkeys) -182-? +-???-10±10 HP. Eldritch Abomination. [AQ] Legion Tarasque: Completely Annihilated. [AG] Mr. Brick On A Stick. 40 HP. has no brick on his stick. Brick is undodgable and has infinite range. damage is uh i dunno. guarded by Tarasque, blind? [AG] Globglogabgalab 245/275 Shwibbleglibberkind. is The Shwabledauble,waublegauble,flibberblaubuhblub! Animate Books 3x22 HP 1x22 A, beloved by globglogabgalab. A True treasure trove. [GM] Godmodder: 277 /300 HP annoyed
Hungry Visitor: Founder, ERR+2 skill. not in update room! Owns a Unique'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: might be 50, or not. 1C.AC. slightly injured! Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hesitation. Veerraad'd Aeisenberg: with Phil swift, but not in the update room! rapier (minor attack buff)... +1?, Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian. OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god. Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. Srovy: Rock Mask, 15 rocks, Gathering Pickaxe! Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6). on battlefield ADrunkenDwarf: lightly injured, in combat stance! Large Voidshard. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! floating in the air, lightly wounded.
"Hey, sorry for my strong reaction. You'll actually be pretty helpful here, I just had a pretty bad first reaction. You're welcome to join the fight with me!"
I grab a few potato chips, and sit and chat for a bit.
I then tell him, "Alright, I have to go now. I'd be happy to have your help if you want to come back. And sorry for being a d*** in the last post."
Moving back to the battlefield, I realize that the merchant has left, but his stall is (for some reason) sitting in the battlefield. I look at it, then to the regular battlefield, and again, then pull up a chair, kick back, and sit down.
I flip a random lever on the side of the stall, which instantly hums into action. I locate the User Manual and read a bit, flipping a few levers and buttons as it slowly hums along. +1 charge.
"Well, guess I'm the new shopkeep now."
First things first: trying to figure out how to deal with Stasis Sickness. I pull out another book titled "Encyclopedia of Maladies of All Kinds: S-T", and flip to the section on Stasis Sickness.
Okay, so I'm going to do some shopkeeping, but a bit different from Piono: I'm going to stay [OG] instead of [A], but creatures I summon will only become [OG] after 2 updates if the auction isn't won, during which time I can't control what it does. If you win an auction, I will relinquish control of the auction item to you. This may mean that the creatures end up weaker, but I don't really care. I really liked having the shopkeep here, and I don't want the shop to die with Piono leaving.
Now, with that out of the way, it's Order Time!
Monolith, Dark Pulse Mister Brick. It's time to finish him off.
Phil, retreat into the sky and rest up for a bit.
Jerry, come back please, I didn't mean to be so rude.
The Shopkeeper's Emporium 2.0:
1/3 for I can't think of any ideas
Minimum Credit Cost: 1
Maximum Credit Cost: 3
Credits:
All credits have been reset with the transfer of assets.
3/5 for Oh. It's You.
Minimum credit cost: 0.5
Maximum credit cost: 2.5
Credits:
Sirnaturewriter: 1
dracoflamer: 1
orcalordbeyond: 1
SadWormtheWorm: 3 (afk)
Algot: 2 (afk)
Redrover: 1 (afk)
Store:
Herd of Cats: Goes to orcalord or dracoflamer, whoever posts first. (1 credit: 5 rounds remaining)
Flying Spaghetti Monster: 10 credits
Terror Pants: 22.5 credits
Bounties:
Ideas into godmodder vs. player energy conversion: 1 credit for every idea that gets me closer, 5 credits for every major breakthrough idea. 25 credits to anyone who manages to kickstart me to the end.
I summon an adult gold dragon to attack the godmodder
(do I get the herd of cats now)
I like 2 play spellcasters that can learn misty step.Also I like to play halflings,elves,dragonborn,warforged,teiflingfs, and half elf
Characters I play: Adron Nightbreeze
Help us Fight the godmodder! We need all the help we can get!
https://homebrewery.naturalcrit.com/user/Orcalord (use link to get to homebrewery)
As of the above post, orcalordbeyond is granted his herd of cats. No charge modifications happened in this post, just notekeeping.
Also don't worry ranger, it's not GLaDOS. Think she'd warrant a bit more than 5 posts of charge
3/5 for Oh. It's You.
Minimum credit cost: 0.5
Maximum credit cost: 2.5
Credits:
Sirnaturewriter: 1
dracoflamer: 1
SadWormtheWorm: 3 (afk)
Algot: 2 (afk)
Redrover: 1 (afk)
Store:
Flying Spaghetti Monster: 10 credits
Terror Pants: 22.5 credits
Bounties:
Ideas into godmodder vs. player energy conversion: 1 credit for every idea that gets me closer, 5 credits for every major breakthrough idea. 25 credits to anyone who manages to kickstart me to the end.
The tentacles seem to loose freedom to struggle and now generate a lot of noise to really generate some communication wood, since I smack them around.
You consider doing so, but you
... What if you can't control the Energy Diamond? It's a very unique form of energy... in that moment when you 
, the Mask pushes back, internalising the Diamond back into its abstraction form. You do, however, make a blue glowy thing.
You heal the monolith! +20 Monolith HP! the You-summoning charge is on hold, but you may ressume it at any time.
As for hitting the Mask... yes, you can target the Mask of Hesitation, and you will (probably) hit the right target. The thing is that Hungry Visitor is trying to absorb the Mask of Hesitation for... Sigh... future alternate universe sans cosplay... so he might not be ok with it dying anyway.
Orders given!
you collect the energy and finish Herding charge! woo?
Charge Donated! Orders Revised!
Flumphs summoned! (15 HP 1A each).
Eishalonturn:
The Mask of Hesitation stumbles over to Srovy and his Pelicans, before stabbing at one of them. 1d100:16, 1d100: 64 it misses, though, so it just sort of flails awkwardly in the wrong direction for a while.
You take out the Shard, and patch up your wounds! you are now only lightly injured, the large hole in your chest being mended and most of your remaining injuries being small cuts and scrapes.
You create an aura(?) of Blindness covering the Godmodder, Mr Brick on a Stick, and the Tarasque (The fginupgk[ either doesn't have eyes, or you can't locate them.)!
The Godmodder quickly switches to echolocation, waiting for the effect to pass, But Mr Brick on a Stick and the Tarasque are now Blind!
charge donated! Flumphs ordered!
charged.
You summon an Adult gold dragon! The dragon refuses your summons, as it's reading this really interesting newspaper article by 'Godus Moderus' about why gold dragons, especially adult ones, shouldn't attack the Godmodder, and it has to admit, it's very convincing. Did you know frequency of heart attack is higher in combat then outside? especially, says the article, when the combat is against Godmodders. So, the Dragon'd rather stay home, thank you.
Herd of Cats gained! 20 HP, 5 Atk.
(((ooc note: This is being treated as a Godmodder attack using a gold dragon. if it was intended as a summon, it's a bit unclear)))
Communication Wood starts popping into existence around you! In fact, you are now completely covered and entombed in solid communication wood! Even the air in your lungs is turning into Communication wood! And so is the communication wood radiation, because, being detectable, it's capable of communicating, arguably! You are now entombed.
EoTB:
The Earth Pelican manages to awaken the Kittenish Pelican from its nap! now they're both awake! Not that it'll change much, what with a lack of orders.
the Cosmic Monolith Pushes on the matter near its targets, inverting it for a moment. in that instant, it reacts with the air around it, an explosion of force shooting out! The Tarasque manages to block the shot on Mr. Brick on a Stick, mostly by being curled around them, but they just end up taking two hits as a result! The Maniac, however, is blown back, and appears dead.
Philip hassles mr. Brick on a Stick. The Flumps float around and the herd of cats starts playing with the Kittenish pelican! It's like they were made for one-another!
The Mask of Hesitation is kind of... stuck.
The Legion Tarasque tries to bite the Cosmic Monolith!
the monolith rolls 16 on Dodge, failing to warp out of the way!Wait no Flumphs. The Flumphs tank the hit! One of them is mostly dead now. Then Mr. Brick on a Stick (1d2:2) manages to get the Brick on his Stick and, though blind, lobs it over at the Cosmic Monolith! Luckily, Flumphs. they tank the hit! two of them die, including the injured one, but the Monolith takes no damage.The Godmodder looks at his forces. Come to think of it, they're not That great. Maybe he should give them some support?... yeah.
First he looks at the Legion Tarasque. aren't Tarasque supposed to come back to life? Yeah. The Legion Tarasque now has 20 Regen per round! well, up to around 120, or however much it had before. unless it dies.
Next, he expends Le LEi, and summons... my goodness, he's summoned...
The Blongno... wait, no, the Blobglo... ech, what was that name...
Right, the Globglogabgalab! They're full of Shwibleglibberkind! maybe if you could get rid of that... They also love books, so they brought along a True treasure trove of them!
The Update Room.
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BUT A 
ANGEL 320/
HP, All he can see is martians! KNIYFE!! 
Wings, Armor, Weapons, Self. In The Update Room.
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[A-piono] Terror Pants 320/380 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on:None.).) "Ownerless"
[A-piono] Flying Spageti monster 149/190 HP 30A/-30A 2/3 Cannon Meatball .
Main Battlefield
1/3 Energy Diamonds, 15-1 Awakening integrity, 8.5%(+(8-3)/2 /r) Hungry Visitation. BUFF. Abyssite 3s 0.4L
[AG-Shard-Shard] Eishalon III: Mask of Hesitation. (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV and partially restrained, entombed in communication wood. Mask instarepairs. SPRING WIRE.)
[ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 10 rocks, 1 abyssite shard. on srovys head and awake.
Earth Pelican 9 dirt. 26 rocks,2 abyssite shards. O look the pelican. on Srovy's head.
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 97/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 2/4 Doomsday.
[OG-naturewriter] Philip the Pseudodragon 25/25 HP
[OG-naturewriter] Flumphs 13x1 HP 1x1 A
[OG-Orcalord] herd of cats 20/20 HP 5A
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamondnotLoyal to Aeisenberg Deal with the Godmodder
[AG] "The" Maniac 0/13 HP. knife on stump, gash on chest. concussions, eyes sewn open, 9 spare(dead) eyes.
[AG] The fgicknupg, PHD (in kicking donkeys) -182-? +-???-10±10 HP. Eldritch Abomination.
[AQ] Legion Tarasque 66 HP. +20 hp/r Bite attack ((12A) tail attack (tripping). blind?
[AG] Mr. Brick On A Stick. 40 HP. has no brick on his stick. Brick is undodgable and has infinite range. damage is uh i dunno. guarded by Tarasque, blind?
[AG] Globglogabgalab 250/275 Shwibbleglibberkind. is The Shwabledauble,waublegauble,flibberblaubuhblub!
Animate Books 3x31 HP 1x31A, beloved by globglogabgalab. A True treasure trove.
[GM] Godmodder: 277 /300 HP
Hungry Visitor: Founder, ERR+2 skill. not in update room! Owns a Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: might be 50, or not. 1C.AC. slightly injured! Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hesitation. Veerraad'd
Aeisenberg: In The Update Room!
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god.
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
DigitalFyre: has returneded! On Main Battlefield, probablyl!
Srovy: Rock Mask, Gathering Pickaxe! Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6). on battlefield
Theblackswordmaster: no longer in the update room!
ADrunkenDwarf: lightly injured, in hole! Large Voidshard.
Piono: Null+0.5 Souls , 2079 bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. magically in the update room. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal.
I collect more rocks
Hmm... I guess it can't be helped since it is still a mask of hesitation...
luckily it is entombed in wood and now I can increase my woodworking
I make
unlimited amounts of saltI smile sadly, thanking the flumphs.
Alright, time to finish the job off!
I fire a beam of destructive rainbows at the Tarrasque, pouring all my energy into a single huge burst of destructive light and radiation!
I also direct the Cosmic Monolith to follow the blinding light with a Dark Pulse. Phil will keep harassing Mr. Brick. The last remaining Flumph will keep guarding the monolith.
I then cough up some salt that got into my lungs, because that would be unhealthy. Oh look it is bloody...
Using the bloody salt and my factory, I refine it into "salty visitor essence". It basically nerfs the debuffs on my hungry visitation that I currently use to convert the mask of hesitation.
Being that salty also makes it immune to hesitation and other weaknesses of sanity.
Thanks to recent events I've realized that I enjoy the charge stack more when I'm just doing it on my own. This next one will be the last one and then I'm probably just gonna ollies outy for good.
The Terror Pants and Flying Spaghetti Monster are transported to the main battlefield, where they take up NatureWriter's banner. Everything in my inventory is transported to his as well. If anyone in my AFK credits list posts before I make my next post and finish my 5 point charge, they'll get the result. If not, it'll go to Nature.
4/5 for Oh. It's You.
Minimum credit cost: 0.5
Maximum credit cost: 2.5
Credits:
Sirnaturewriter: 0
SadWormtheWorm: 3 (afk)
Algot: 2 (afk)
Redrover: 1 (afk)
dracoflamer: 1 (afk)
Getting some other kind of teleportation ready, I infuse the salty visitor essence into one of the little hungry visitations which deploys it into the mask of hesitation system in which it currently is.
Losing the resistances to hungry visitation, the conversion increases in speed.
5/5 for Oh. It's You.
5/5 expended to summon Jerry. Everyone knows who Jerry is, the single most obnoxious monster to ever exist. Jerry has all of his power poured into his health pool, except for one ability. Any time someone attempts to attack an entity controlled by Jerry's "owner", they have a 50% chance for Jerry's obnoxious smacking to irritate them into attacking him instead. Of course, he also has a 25% chance to do the same thing to the entities he's "protecting" as well.
The owner player can choose to, on a given round, 'ditch' Jerry. This negates Jerry's passive (both ways) for that round.
SirNatureWriter, as my best costumer, is granted 'control' of Jerry.
If you sacrifice him to some eldritch god instead of using him like a normal entity, nobody would blame you.
Jerry?! Now's not the time for this nonsense, not in a moment of glory such as this!
I quickly... ditch... Jerry, saving his body for a later date when I can do some
evilmojo.Orders: No changes.
you get 5D5->1, 2, 4, 4, 4, or 15, rocks.
you replace all of the wood with Salt. now you're entombed in salt! I bet you're pretty... Salty... about that, huh?
Also woodworking reaches the needed threshold.
You shoot Rainbows! 23 damage to the Legion Tarrasque! entities ordered.
You attempt to do so but, being entombed in salt, you can't reach your factory. It might still be in the update room...?
You grab one of the Globglogabgalab's Books which he loves. Part of his treasure trove, even! Book usefulness roll: [REDACTED, not bad.]. All right, what's the [REDACTED]-best book the Globglogabgalab would have... The title reads:
The ηλιακός and quandam Embassies: a brief history.
quickly scanning the first page, you see a creation myth talking about light and dark... it seems to be some form of religious text, but perhaps there's something useful to be gleaned? given its the history of something or the other, it probably at least says where to find them, assuming it's not light fiction.
(the book fights back feebily against your grasp. if set free, it will likely return to the Globglogabgalab.)
Eishalon Turn: The Mask breaks through the salt around one of its tendrils...
You cast fireball! The books are pretty spread out, though, so only 8 of them die. now the rest are unliking you.
You cast Chain Lightning on the Legion Tarrasque/Tarasque, dealing 25 damage! You then settle into a fighting stance, clutching the Voidshard tightly.
(The Legion Tarasque is made of lots of really tiny, possibly off-brand, Tarrasque, gathered into an entity the shape of a normal Tarrasque. That said, the Tarasque/Tarrasque thing is a typo on my part. Also, as a note- Spelling errors will -generally- be ignored as long as you 1) Aren't attacking the Godmodder (who gets every excuse in the book and not in the book) 2) aren't doing something I can't think of a way to do balancedly and 3) aren't making large mistake.)
Oh, that's a shame- well, from my perspective at least. maybe not yours. At any rate, entities transferred! Your inventory is also transfered, though cuphead will need to contacted to transfer his. Charge charged.
You increase conversion speed by implanting mini-selves into the Mask of Hesitation! Efficiency decreased due to the implausibility of this action without moving your arms, which are entombed in solid Salt.
Jerry summoned! due to the overall negative effects his passive has on his allies, he has gained additional health. also, on rounds where he is Ditched, he cannot be ordered to bodyguard anything.
You then leave the upgrade room, arrive on the battlefield, and promptly collapse over into a random ditch so nobody will notice you until you return /the game ends, as basically agreed on discord.
You Ditch Jerry. he wonders why everyone's so mean to him... Jerrys resolve strengthens! His Resolve to keep eating potato chips and reading on his phone, that is! He's ever-more sure interpersonal interaction just isn't for him.
The Terror Pants and FSM have no orders, idling around and walking/floating off their stasis sickness.
1/3 Energy Diamonds, 15-1 Awakening integrity, 14%(+(8-3)/2 /r+3/r) Hungry Visitation. BUFF. Abyssite 2s 0.6L
the Pelicans flap/hop around in front of Srovy, trying to get their extra-ordinarily slow-moving leader to notice them.
The Cosmic Monolith uses Dark Pulse, Blowing the Legion Tarasque to pieces with kinetic force alone, and crushing most of the constituent Tarasques into complete mush.
Mr Brick on a Stick quickly-and shakily- puts a brick on his stick. With excellent luck (dc 17, rolls 18) in addition to skill, he manages to throw the Brick on this very turn, straight at... Jerry's been ditched... the Cosmic Monolith, crashing through a Flumph and doing 12 damage.
The Globglogabgalab turns to look at Garfield. charging forwards, They expend 5 Shwibbleglibberkind to serve as the Yeast of Thoughts and Minds, making Garfield's mind rise, flying upwards into the air. The sudden acceleration causes significant neck damage, lightly wounding them in addition to the inconvenience of floating in the air by the head!
The Animated Books can't jump that high, though, so they attack... hm... Phil and the Cosmic Monolith! 11 damage to Phil the Pseudodragon (who, in their prior effort to distract Mr. Brick on a stick, was near enough the ground to hit) and 3 to the Monolith (which dodges most of the blows.)
The Mask of Hesitation flicks its free tendril, tossing 4 star-shaped crystals at the Cosmic Monolith! only two are aimed right- of those that miss, one of them is still aimed at another entity, targetting(1D8- 7)... the Herd of cats, for exactly (1d40: )20 damage! The Properly-Aimed crystals... both miss (2D100, DC 75: 58, 36). Anticlimax!
The Godmodder turns to see the Terror Pants and FSM arriving and Sneezes. quickly after, their Stasis Sickness mutates, becoming more harmful and infectious. they're sick and slowly losing health... no, not just health! Maximum Health! quick, help them!
With that, everyone has acted, and, with the Shopkeeper finally outside the Update room and Phil Swift swiftly whisking Aeisenberg away, the Update Room is empty.
so, I Finalise the latest update, fully imposing the restrictions written in the changelog, including the one about only me making more of these.
GODMODDER: I mean I can still bribe you.
I guess. Anyway, the Godmodder added some interesting restrictions in this update... restrictions which take power. I don't intend to shoulder the cost, so it needs to come from somewhere else.
GODMODDER: Don't you dare.
The Godmodder also has no actions remaining this round, preventing him from shouldering it, never mind that he wouldn't do it anyway, or from forcing me to.
GODMODDER: I'm serious.
Since the power for the restriction can't come from nowhere, how about the Godmodder lifts one of the other ones? Hm, that one seems particularly well made....
GODMODDER: ...fine.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 350/355 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on:None.).) statis sikund
[A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 149/170 HP 30A/-30A 2/3 Cannon Meatball , statusicknes.
[AG-Shard-Shard] Eishalon III: Mask of Hesitation. (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV and partially restrained, entombed in SALT. Mask instarepairs. SPRING WIRE.)
[ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 10 rocks, 1 abyssite shard. on srovys head and awake.
Earth Pelican 9 dirt. 26 rocks,2 abyssite shards. O look the pelican. on Srovy's head.
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 82/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 2/4 Doomsday.
[OG-naturewriter] Philip the Pseudodragon 14/25 HP
[OG-naturewriter] Flumphs: Fallen.
[OG-naturewriter] Jerry 120/120 HP Attack Attractor- Enemy (50%). Attack Attractor- Ally (25%).
[OG-Orcalord] herd of cats: Slain by an unlucky Voidshard.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamondnotLoyal to Aeisenberg Deal with the Godmodder
[AG] The fgicknupg, PHD (in kicking donkeys) -182-? +-???-10±10 HP. Eldritch Abomination.
[AQ] Legion Tarasque: Completely Annihilated.
[AG] Mr. Brick On A Stick. 40 HP. has no brick on his stick. Brick is undodgable and has infinite range. damage is uh i dunno. guarded by Tarasque, blind?
[AG] Globglogabgalab 245/275 Shwibbleglibberkind. is The Shwabledauble,waublegauble,flibberblaubuhblub!
Animate Books 3x22 HP 1x22 A, beloved by globglogabgalab. A True treasure trove.
[GM] Godmodder: 277 /300 HP annoyed
Hungry Visitor: Founder, ERR+2 skill. not in update room! Owns a Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: might be 50, or not. 1C.AC. slightly injured! Sticky shield, Stuck to Mask of Hesitation. Veerraad'd
Aeisenberg: with Phil swift, but not in the update room!
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god.
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
Srovy: Rock Mask, 15 rocks, Gathering Pickaxe! Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6). on battlefield
ADrunkenDwarf: lightly injured, in combat stance! Large Voidshard. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy.
Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! floating in the air, lightly wounded.
I locate Jerry and go back to him.
"Hey, sorry for my strong reaction. You'll actually be pretty helpful here, I just had a pretty bad first reaction. You're welcome to join the fight with me!"
I grab a few potato chips, and sit and chat for a bit.
I then tell him, "Alright, I have to go now. I'd be happy to have your help if you want to come back. And sorry for being a d*** in the last post."
Moving back to the battlefield, I realize that the merchant has left, but his stall is (for some reason) sitting in the battlefield. I look at it, then to the regular battlefield, and again, then pull up a chair, kick back, and sit down.
I flip a random lever on the side of the stall, which instantly hums into action. I locate the User Manual and read a bit, flipping a few levers and buttons as it slowly hums along. +1 charge.
"Well, guess I'm the new shopkeep now."
First things first: trying to figure out how to deal with Stasis Sickness. I pull out another book titled "Encyclopedia of Maladies of All Kinds: S-T", and flip to the section on Stasis Sickness.
Okay, so I'm going to do some shopkeeping, but a bit different from Piono: I'm going to stay [OG] instead of [A], but creatures I summon will only become [OG] after 2 updates if the auction isn't won, during which time I can't control what it does. If you win an auction, I will relinquish control of the auction item to you. This may mean that the creatures end up weaker, but I don't really care. I really liked having the shopkeep here, and I don't want the shop to die with Piono leaving.
Now, with that out of the way, it's Order Time!
Monolith, Dark Pulse Mister Brick. It's time to finish him off.
Phil, retreat into the sky and rest up for a bit.
Jerry, come back please, I didn't mean to be so rude.
The Shopkeeper's Emporium 2.0:
1/3 for I can't think of any ideas
Minimum Credit Cost: 1
Maximum Credit Cost: 3
Credits:
All credits have been reset with the transfer of assets.
(OOC: Oh, I'll take the book!)