Action 1: (I am remaining as boots for now, at will means, no action required, right?) I attempt to control hungry_visitor's mind, causing him to waste all of his actions this round.
Action 2: I cast Banishment on Qwerty_
I save action 3
Yeah, at will meaning no action required. You attempt to control Hungry Visitors mind! However, you find that not only is it incredibly resilient by way of being a Players mind, but it's linked to an equally large and resilient mind- and currently super-charged to boot! All you're able to do is influence them to not work as well as normal. You then cast Banishment on Qwerty_! They are now banished! They can break free with one action, though.
I set up an automatic salt mining operation and connect it via transport belts to the Multidimensional Vending machine, connecting a further transport belt into my inventory, retrieving hella dosh from all of the multidimensional transaction.
I go and buy all of the locals into my pyramid scheme, with me as Pharaoh.
Ah yes and everyone attack to give me more prizes!
You Awaken the vending machine! You then set up a source of salt for the vending machine! Scheme importance up! You get the feeling the scheme is near a second critical threshold... However, as you attempt to buy the locals, you realize the dosh hasn't come in yet. People will have to notice your machine is actually in stock, then decide they want healing salt for some reason, and then actually use the machine; it's not instant. The 'locals' ignore you. Entities Ordered!
Action 1: I cast true polymorph onto myself to turn into a Tarrasque. I now have 676 temporary HP.
Action 2: I use the Tarrasque's Multiattack. First, LeviRocks and the Coronamodder must make a WIS save (I know the DC). On a failure, they are frightened for a minute (6 times that Joebobobob posts). Next, I use all my other attacks on the Coronamodder. Bite: Attack: 36 Damage: 30. The Coronamodder is grappled and can try to escape on its turn. Claw: Attack: 29 Damage: 33 Claw: Attack: 20 Damage: 30 Horns: Attack: 33 Damage: 38 Tail: Attack: 25 Damage: 23
Action 3: I use Multiattack again. First, LeviRocks and the Coronamodder must make a WIS save (I know the DC). On a failure, they are frightened for a minute (6 times that Joebobobob posts). Next, I use all my other attacks on the Coronamodder. Bite: Attack: 32 Damage: 44. The Coronamodder is grappled and can try to escape on its turn. Claw: Attack: 26 Damage: 31 Claw: Attack: 30 Damage: 26 Horns: Attack: 22 Damage: 37 Tail: Attack: 38 Damage: 21 (if levi and coronamodder fail both they are only frightened for a minute)
Edit: My second claw on the first multiattack was a critical fail, ignore damage for that one
Edit 2: Coronamodder should be down 283 HP from this, that should kill it
You attempt to cast true polymorph, but are soon intercepted by LeviRocks! I think I might also need to clear something up here. Even if LeviRocks hadn't counterspelled(and you hadn't changed your actions later) , your actions wouldn't have worked quite as intended. The first action would have given you temporary HP, but only 20, maybe 22, of it. Your second action as written would have been treated as a Godmodder Attack, and probably failed as outlined in rules 1 and 3; it also wouldn't have done a few hundred damage from your rolls even if it fit, and only done 1 or so due rule 4. Your third action would have been treated as either a status infliction on LeviRocks (which would probably only last one round, or be very minor), or as another Godmodder Attack (which, if so, would have failed for sure due to being no different from the previous attack and attacks on the godmodder (currently Coronamodder) being non-repeatable per rule 4.). Even if you were to target a Non-Godmodder being, your attacks would both do in the neighbourhood of 20 to 25 damage, for game balance reasons.
Action 2: I summon every single being from the monster manual.
Action 3: They all attack the coronamodder.
You summon an entity by the name "Every Single Being from the monster manual"! You then use it to attack the Coronamodder, which looks through every statblock in the entire monster manual and finds out that not one of them is listed as specifically being immune to the Coronavirus in particular! Or to being destroyed from specifically the suns Corona while worn as a cloak! Every Single Being From the Monster Manual jumps back, screaming in pain from both the serious burns now covering its body, and the idea of being vulnerable to the Coronavirus! The Coronamodder proceeds to give them a chance. If they join him- he says- they will be safe from the Coronavirus Forever! They agree. The Coronamodder says he'll save them on his turn.
ENTITY ACTIONS: Darkness given Soul, please possess Trump to join us.
ACTION 1: I say hello to my old free-loot enemy 100, and throw a calculator at it. 100’s innate Numerology!A forces it to be sucked into the calculator, where it’s printed on the calculator’s screen. I type ‘+11 * 5 - 45 / 17’ into the calculator and hit the ‘equal’ button, and the 100 becomes an 30, subtracting 70% of its HP off the newly christened 30.
ACTION 2 (CHARGE): After having used the arcane forces of math to damage the 30, I decide it’s time to continue charging the Bodhisattva Bullet. I take out the Bodhisattva Bullet from its container yet again. With my block-attracting powers I pull an diamond from the earth, and it is assimilated into the Bullet.
Suddenly, the Bodhisattva Bullet begins to morph, it glowing so bright I can scarcely look at it. Through a glare of bright blue light I see transparent diamond shaping itself into arms, a face, a cross-legged pose - until finally the glare faces and I see the Bodhisattva Bullet’s new form - a transparent, blue Buddha statue.
Bodhisattva Bullet: 10/20
ACTION 3: I shove the newly transformed Bodhisattva Bullet into its case in preparation for my next attack. Then I pull out a horseshoe-shaped red and blue metal thing, and point it at the Angry Wrenches. The Angry Wrenches are pulled inexorably towards the horseshoe thing, due to the mystical force of magnetism. Then with all of the Angry Wrenches stuck to the magnet, I throw it at one of the Coronal Elementals, prompting them to instinctively catch it and burn the magnet with its Angry Wrenches.
100 is drawn into the calculator! After some vague rumbling noises, the calculator explodes, leaving behind... 74? That's odd... oh, it treated that as 100+11*(5-45)/17 ! clever of it. All future attacks on 100 will count as having had an additional 35% of the damage they dealt be caused by your actions! You progress the Bodhisattva Bullet! You manage to destroy half the Angry Wrenches, doing 18 damage through their 5 reduction!
You mediate and rest! You are now very well rested!... what was that for?
EoRR The Mask of Hungry Visitation For Eggs On Toast attacks 74! However, it rolls a 24 and a 17 on the dc 25 / 100 accuracy rolls it makes every time it attacks. So it misses both attacks! Also, it rolls a 2 on one of its 'not hit something else by accident' rolls (all of this is caused by it being perpetually flex-taped to Hungry Visitors head, remember), causing it to accidentally hit... [1] The Kittenish Pelican! It then rolls a perfect [40] on total damage, destroying 30 of the Pelicans rocks! ...What a disaster. Anyway, the Kittenish Pelican is jolted awake by this and joins in the attack on 100! unlike the Mask, it doesn't need to make any rolls to attack, doing 7 damage! The Rock Crabs gather 3+2+2+4+3+1+1=16 Rocks, which they integrate into their healthbars. Toast tree grows Toast. The chicken exists, slime tries and fails to move due to being burnt. The Thornbeast attacks 74, doing 4 damage. The Darkness Given Soul observes that Trump is dead, and on those grounds does Not possess trump. The Coronal Elementals split up. 5 attack Dragonzamasu, killing it. the remaining 27 attack the Cake Collector Slime, burning 40 of its Cubic meters of cake into ash. The Angry Wrenches tune up a Coronal Elemental each, evolving them into Blaze Sprites! 74 looks around. 27. That's the number of Coronal Elementals that targetted the Cake Collector Slime. 2 + 7 = 9. Nine. 9 is the least used button on the microwave. microwaves are small waves, hence the name. Smallness. One of the two waluigis is smaller then the other. two Waluigis. Waluigi starts with a doubleu, and double is two. Two Twos. Two is the number used twice in the cake thornbeast's Awakening bar, and there are Two awakening bars within Two of the Twenty-Two-sized bar. 27, our original number, represented the attack used to attack Hungry Visitor's Slime, so logically both of these Two awakening bars are about to be destroyed by Two Twenty seven size attacks. As a result, the Tree takes 4 damage after depletion, and the Thornbeast loses 3 Cakes. And that concludes 74's use of Numerology. The Coronamodder reaches its hand into the abandoned game of Paradox Tennis and yoinks a card out of it. Extending YuGiOh rules into the battlefield, he tunes Monster Manuel, level 5, with Angry Wrench, Level 1! Synchronizeational summon! First Beast Bakhal, level 6, which he then fusion summons with a Blaze Sprite, summoning Flame Beast Bakhal instead! Which is to say the Coronamodder uses a particularly thorough justification to summon a new enemy (Also, he saves the monster manual from corona by making it stop existing. typical.). He's still holding another card in his hand... Anyway, that's the end of this round! 100- Er, 74 now- didn't take much proper Damage this round, but that's mostly because... not one person, aside from Lyricsdusk, attacked them. I mean, it's not that much damage to get them to the first threshold, so hop to it, Y'all!
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium. [A-naturewriter]Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...? [OG-Acerak] Steve 43/25 HP, 0.5 Dig||Magic!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) out of the battlefield! [OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. ) 0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF. [ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 60+#) rocks, on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. awakened (0/9 integrity) , nodding off. Earth Pelican 76+$@ rocks. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. ( 0/8 integrity) Rock Crabs 38 Rocks x2+23 Rocks x1+24 + !( Rocks x4+15 white orbsx1. [OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] Toast Tree, 6/10 HP, Awakened(3/23 integrity), 8 Toast.(+(1d2)d2 -1 Toast/r) Intolerance Defence! 2 Toast III, 3 eggs Stone chicken 64Rocks. fed + toast. processing food II.5 is a stone chicken. Chicken Tender 36 Rocks Bunker (surrounding Pantheon) 38+* Rocks. Launcher (launches rocks. unmanned.) Awakened(0/30 integrity) Cake Collector Slime, 15 cubic meters of burnt, mostly worthless cake. Cake Thornbeast 11 Cakes, 4A, Awakened( 0/22 integrity) , (in semielemental plane.) Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (45/45 integrity) will it Blend Vend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt! [·] is Dead, but not forgotten. [AG-Gandalf] Dragonzamasu DEAD HP, 50% dodge, 2A [OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 5/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 2/1d8: Assassinate. Inter-Dimensional Elephant 150/200 HP, 8 IDMT(+1/R),Healthful Hygene, . Salt Elemental 35x2 HP, +4/R, HP is Salt. Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme! [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er. [OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...? [OG-Bardymcbardyface] Astral Plane Chicken 150/150 HP 10A, lays eggs! Perceptive Potential. Gone. Egg(x1d2 to 3+1d2) 20/20 HP (fostered III, Nurtured III. Warmed IV. any new ones lack these buffs but all have +2 fostered, +3 Warmed, and +many Nurtured. Gone. [OG-Origin] Demogoblin 28/70 HP, 1/3 20A bombs. [All Hallows Eve-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 50/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose. •••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [AG]Trump DEAD/50 HP. has hella dosh. is being payed even hella-er dosh. [5]/4 for Namesake. Covered in Glitter, has quartz. Tower Shield Wall, 50/50 HP (guarding Limo but not! gleaming!) HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE Honey Limo, 5/30 HP (+1 Atv. +30S.drtn). [AG] Coronal Elementals 3x29 HP, Sizzle x 29 !A Blaze Sprites 5x3 HP, Embersx3!A Angry Wrenches 6x3 HP, Tuneupx3!A, -5 from incoming damage! Flame Beast Bakhal 90/90 HP, Schism's Flame!A, Lesser Corona (limited counter-attack capacities) [WAAAAAAAAA]WALUIGI HAS LEFT THIS LOCATION WITH ALL OF ITS... LUIGIS. IT IS TIME. WALUIGI THYME. AND WALUIGI THYME WAITS FOR GNOME ANN! [AG]74, 99.3% HP, item in 3.7%! leaving in 2! Numerology!A, 1636/1647 total HP!
[GM] Coronamodder: 269 /300 HP 1/4 dimensionality, has rock snake (corpse?). Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 73% skill. Owns a Unique'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 112 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose & choclats, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. Moderate Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . Chimeric Claws. OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.) Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.). SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). <Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!> BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby! The- Purity embodied. (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) The Great One: Minor Wounds. LyricsDusk:. 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! LeviRocks: a boot. minor wounds! Qwerty : Minor wounds! banished.
I loot Trump's corpse, ridding him of the burden of his hella dosh. He can now go to that special place in hell reserved for politicians that much lighter! As well as the dosh, I yoink his keys.
I then enter the honey limo and turn it on, revving it a few times, because why not, before driving it into the Coronal Elementals at full throttle.
I leap out of the shattered window at the last second, but not before covering the speeding limo with toilet paper, which is commonly known to totally cure coronavirus, making it a totally logical thing tol i t e r a l l y b u y a l l o f .
As action 2, I give Trump even hella-er dosh than he had before and a machine that produces a hella amount of dosh every minute in an attempt to get him on our side.
As action 3 (only if action 1 works and action 2 doesn't), I steal all of Hillary Clinton's hella dosh and give it to Trump (also in an attempt to get him on our side).
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Gandalf_The_Gray, goddess of the quote chain | NG | Knowledge, Life | Female brass dragonborn head facing left
NOTICE
I will be inactive until August. Thank you for your patience.
Action 3: I intercept Gandalf_The_Gray's Action 1. Trump must stay dead. If he still stays alive, then this action is used to infect him with Coronavirus.
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Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
I loot Trump's corpse, ridding him of the burden of his hella dosh. He can now go to that special place in hell reserved for politicians that much lighter! As well as the dosh, I yoink his keys.
I then enter the honey limo and turn it on, revving it a few times, because why not, before driving it into the Coronal Elementals at full throttle.
I leap out of the shattered window at the last second, but not before covering the speeding limo with toilet paper, which is commonly known to totally cure coronavirus, making it a totally logical thing tol i t e r a l l y b u y a l l o f .
You loot Trumps corpse! Hella Dosh obtained! You get the feeling trumps soul, if he had one, is enraged at you... Then, you ram into a swarm of Coronal Elementals, killing 6 of them and destroying the limo again! Before the rest can even react, you cover the impact zone with toilet paper! The Coronal elementals are technically from the suns Corona, not the virus, but they succumb to the immense powers of toilet paper, causing another 8 Elementals to die! ...Say, didn't you own the flying spaghetti monster way back when? do you think it should rejoin you, or not bother?
(Now that Trump is dead, does Biden take his place?)
Action 1: I break free of hungry_visitor, as I banished myself, so my action is to unbanish myself, and only myself.
Action 2: I then dimension door onto WoobyDoobyDoo's feet.
I save action 3.
(No, trump was here mainly as a very rich man, not as a prime leader person of matter form combinations.) ...You banished Qwerty, not yourself. So... instead of unbanishing yourself, you just sorta break free. Then you teleport onto Woobydoobydoo's feet, and wait.
As action 2, I give Trump even hella-er dosh than he had before and a machine that produces a hella amount of dosh every minute in an attempt to get him on our side.
As action 3 (only if action 1 works and action 2 doesn't), I steal all of Hillary Clinton's hella dosh and give it to Trump (also in an attempt to get him on our side).
You attempt to Revivify trump, but then a pair of boots on an insect-like being kicks you, which disrupts your concentration. which is to say, your attempt is intercepted by LeviRocks. You then give Trump Hella dosh, replacing some of the hella dosh the insect (Woobydoobydoo) stole from them! You get the feeling that, assuming trump has a soul, it has been somewhat placated by your efforts. Also, you are unable to replace all the hella dosh. the dosh is just too hella. it's like someone took an entire demonic demiplane, distilled it into its conceptual essence, started yelling, distilled That into its essence, and fused the two together, just to make the dosh even hella-er. That's just how Hella trumps Dosh was. You store your last action, since Action 1 didn't work.
Action 3: I intercept Gandalf_The_Gray's Action 1. Trump must stay dead. If he still stays alive, then this action is used to infect him with Coronavirus.
You successfully intercept Gandalf's first action!
I pull the trick that the empty chimera pulled on the and a red line appears on the 74, 99.3%.
Good luck, number.
I collect stone.
I order an oven with the hella dosh that I looted off Trumps corpse.
I order my entities to attack the 74,99.3%.
...I'm not sure what you mean by the first line, so instead you just attack 74, doing 26 damage! You collect 3+4+1+5+3=16 stones! You then... don't order an oven, because you didn't loot any dosh off Trumps Corpse? Your name is not Woobydoobydoo. you're not a insect. At least, not last time I checked. You also order your entities to attack!
(I’m doing this just to do something but not harm anything)
You do those things! You are now even more well rested, and limber! (...alrighty then?)
EoRR
The Mask gives attacking 74 another go! Both accuracy rolls land in the 40s, meaning it Doesn't miss! The two attacks do two damage mites of damage, which rolls out to... Mask of H.Visit Flails tendrils forwards [28] Mask of H.Visit stabs precisely [24] 53 damage! That brings 74 down to the first Threshold! Since the attack was large enough to reach said threshold even if It hadn't benefited from the conversion from 100 to 74 on this attack, the item created goes to Hunger For Eggs On Toast! Pendant Of Gaston when Gaston was a lad he ate four-dozen eggs every morning to help him get laaaarge, and now that he's grown he eats five-dozen eggs so he's roughly the size of a BAAAAAAAARGE The Pendant of Gaston activates whenever you have eaten four dozen eggs, lads, barges, or larges over the course of one game day. Doing so will help you get laaaarge. The Pendant will also make you better at interior decorating, thicken your neck, make you quicker and slicker, help you bite in wrestling matches, and otherwise imitate Gaston, when activated, but must be mentioned as well. it also has some hidden affinities...
The Crabs gather 4+2+4+3+1+1+5 Rocks! Things progress per the usual, and the Thornbeast does 4 damage to 100. The Vending Machine multidimensionally Vends! This expands the pyramid scheme. Spontanously, the power of the pyramid scheme causes the two Salt Elementals to exit their irrelevance, providing the Machine with a reliable source of Salt! The Limos remains are wreathed in smoke for a few seconds, and suddenly it's repaired! it seems to be down one 'atv', though, leaving it at 0. The 15 remaining Coronal Elementals attack the Multidimensional Vending Machine, doing 15 damage to its Awakening! The Blaze Sprites gather together and launch a flurry of fireballs at the Cake Collector Slime. with its cakes already burnt, it is unable to stand before them, and dies. The 3 Angry Wrenches turn 3 more Elementals into Blaze Sprites! Flame Beast Bakhal rumbles out a challenge to the OG side's entities, voice dry in its skeletal throat. Its breath is Heat, and its arms flame; and none rise to meet the challenge. It lumbers forwards, and picks out a target, pointing one smouldering arm. Fire bursts up from the ground between the Salt Elementals, dark and saguine. Each takes 10 damage... and soon they are embroiled in a disagreement about how to identify themselves- using health as salt, or using salt as health? Salt elementals, or NaCl? They find the disagreement irreconcilable, and and split into two entities, stomping away from one-another. 74 looks around. Eventually, it settles on the Cake Thornbeast. Its stats are Ripe for analysis! First of all, the Name! Cake Thornbeast! According to jewish gematria (for a similarly-pronounced phrase without translation)where Gematria is the practice of turning letters into numbers according to some chart, This is exactly the same as saying "The Scorpion"! Of course, the Thornbeast isn't a scorpion- But it Is based on the idea of a hedgehog! with its name being equivalent to that of its prey, the thornbeast is clearly afraid of itself! Second of all, it has 11 Cakes. Eleven. that's also a very special number. After all, 1 stands for goodness (with 0 as neutrality and -1 as badness) according to complicated conjectures about metaphysics, so 11- 1, 1- Is double-good. but the only time doublegood comes up as a phrase is 'double(plus)good' in 1984, and- Wouldn't you know it? The Scorpion has 4 attack! 1984 is a novel about dystopia, but that's not the point! the point is that in 1984 people are afraid of themselves (doing something which might get them killed), and we just established the cake Thornbeast is afraid of itself because The Scorpion is its own prey! Finally, the number 22 refers to perfectly balanced things and also connections, because the only time I've heard 22 come up is something something sefiroth connections. I think it might be a final fantasy boss rush or something. Anyway there's a 22... but it's 0/22. Which means right now, things Aren't perfectly balanced. to fix that, the Cake Thornbeast- The Scorpion- existing must be balanced out, perfectly, by The Scorpion- Cake thornbeast- existing, which 74 makes sure is the case! The Scorpion summoned!
Finally, the Godmodders Turn! He tributes Tower Shield Wall, level 4, and HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE Honey Limo, level 26, to summon... (He loots trumps corpse for some quartz and those blueprints he had)... Quartzertron! However, Quartzertron is missing one leg, because the limo got killed once and was going to be both legs. and it's missing both arms, because Trump didn't get to that. So really, there's just a torso and a head, standing on one foot. Then again, the head Can shoot lasers. Passive lasers. don't ask me how a laser can be passive.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium. [A-naturewriter]Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...? [OG-Acerak] Steve 43/25 HP, 0.5 Dig||Magic!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) out of the battlefield! [OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. ) 0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF. [ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 60+#) rocks, on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. awakened (0/9 integrity) , nodding off. Earth Pelican 76+$@ rocks. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. ( 0/8 integrity) Rock Crabs 38 Rocks x2+23 Rocks x1+24 + !( Rocks x4+15 white orbsx1. [OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] Toast Tree, 6/10 HP, Awakened(3/23 integrity), 9 Toast.(+(1d2)d2 -1 Toast/r) Intolerance Defence! 2 Toast III, 3 eggs Stone chicken 64Rocks. fed + toast. processing food III.9 is a stone chicken. Chicken Tender 36 Rocks Bunker (surrounding Pantheon) 38+* Rocks. Launcher (launches rocks. unmanned.) Awakened(0/30 integrity) Cake Collector Slime, Dead. Cake Thornbeast 11 Cakes, 4A, Awakened( 0/22 integrity) , (in semielemental plane.) Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (30/45 integrity) will it Blend Vend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt! Salt Elemental 26 HP, +4/R, HP is Salt. Supplying machine. NaCl Elemental, 26 units, +4Units/update, Units work as health. Supplying machine. [·] is Dead, but not forgotten. [OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 5/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 2/1d8: Assassinate. Inter-Dimensional Elephant 150/200 HP, 8 IDMT(+1/R),Healthful Hygene, . Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme! [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er. [OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...? [OG-Origin] Demogoblin 28/70 HP, 1/3 20A bombs. [All Hallows Eve-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 50/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose. •••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [AG]Quartzertron 70/70 Torso HP, 35/35 Head HP, 40/40 Leg HP. Passive laser from Head! Power core detonate from Torso! 20% dodge from Leg! IIIII Power core detonate. [AG] Coronal Elementals 3x12 HP, Sizzle x 15 !A Blaze Sprites 5x6 HP, Embersx6!A Angry Wrenches 6x3 HP, Tuneupx3!A, -5 from incoming damage! Flame Beast Bakhal 90/90 HP, Schism's Flame!A, Lesser Corona (limited counter-attack capacities) [WAAAAAAAAA]WALUIGI HAS LEFT THIS LOCATION WITH ALL OF ITS... LUIGIS. IT IS TIME. WALUIGI THYME. AND WALUIGI THYME WAITS FOR GNOME ANN! [AG]74, 94.4% HP, item in 4.4%! leaving in 1! Numerology!A, 1556/1647 total HP! The Scorpion. 9/9 carapace pieces. 7A. 22/0 Slumber. (in semiconceptual plane) Equal and opposite to the Cake thornbeast!
[GM] Coronamodder: 269 /300 HP 1/4 dimensionality, has rock snake (corpse?). Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 73% skill. Owns a Unique'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 148 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose & choclats, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. Moderate Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . Chimeric Claws. Pendant of Gaston (2 /4 dozen eggladbargelarges) OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.) Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.). SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). <Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!> BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby! The- Purity embodied. (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) The Great One: Minor Wounds. LyricsDusk:. 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber! LeviRocks: a boot. minor wounds! Qwerty : Minor wounds! banished. Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh!
I order the Salt Elementals to bring the business (aka the interdimensional Vending Machine) into the bunker so that it goes uninterrupted.
I gesture with the chimeric claws and two rifts appear, one to the elemental plane of Sodium and one to the elemental plane of Chlorine. With a simple spark, a great fire erupts, creating Salt and also burning the Quarzertron.
I grab a stick and toast the untoasted Toast on the fire I just caused.
Using some rocks, I make a big Frog, which is the natural enemy of a Scorpion. I order the big Frog to attack the Scorpion.
The spaghetti monster gets to be free, as long as it continues the holy work of enlightening unbelievers with its noodly appendage.
I snap my fingers, and a squad of elves appears. I then pull out an uno reverse card and play it on the elves, turning them into anti-elves. Being anti elves, they deconstruct boots, rather than build them. By boots, of course, I mean LeviRocks. The anti-elves go to work...
As we all know, the number 74 is the number of relationships(idk numerology is weird), so clearly to destroy it we must isolate it. And luckily, with the world's current situation this is extremely easy. I cast a binding seal of social distancing on 74, preventing it from coming in contact with others.
Then, as I can't figure out what to do for my third action, I straight up shoot the Coronamodder in the kneecap with a Glock 17. Cause screw that guy, amirite?
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"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Action 3: I cancel out hungry_visitor's Action 1 on their first turn this round, but only half of it. I cancel the elemental plane of Sodium, so only the Elemental Plane of Chlorine is opened to, causing the battle field to be filled with deadly Chlorine Gas, killing everyone else in the nearby area. I am a pair of boots, so I don't die.
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Action 1: Is summon Chippewa, the great god of boots and cobblers.
Action 2: I cast Planar Binding on Chippewa
I save action 3
You summon, and bind, Chippewa! The Coronamodder glances over at this, and transfers some of the hella dosh he was going to pay Trump before Trump died to the boot company Chippewa, causing worship to Chippewa, and so their power, to increase! (of course, if you were to change your mind and fight against the Coronamodder, Chippewa would now be much less inclined to help you...)
I order the Salt Elementals to bring the business (aka the interdimensional Vending Machine) into the bunker so that it goes uninterrupted.
I gesture with the chimeric claws and two rifts appear, one to the elemental plane of Sodium and one to the elemental plane of Chlorine. With a simple spark, a great fire erupts, creating Salt and also burning the Quarzertron.
I grab a stick and toast the untoasted Toast on the fire I just caused.
Using some rocks, I make a big Frog, which is the natural enemy of a Scorpion. I order the big Frog to attack the Scorpion.
I order my remaining Entities to attack the 74.
orders given! You tear open a rift... but those boots you were wearing earlier closes one of the rifts! Chlorine gas pours out of the rift! ...as it happens, there are maybe two or three entities which need to breath. and all of them are in stasi- Oh! this kills those guardsmen who were angry with you (which I... definitely didn't forget about until now, nope, definitely not.). Quartzertron is unharmed, though. You then toast some toast! 4 Toast converted into Toast I! then, Using 45 rocks, you summon a Frog! it names itself Andy.
The spaghetti monster gets to be free, as long as it continues the holy work of enlightening unbelievers with its noodly appendage.
I snap my fingers, and a squad of elves appears. I then pull out an uno reverse card and play it on the elves, turning them into anti-elves. Being anti elves, they deconstruct boots, rather than build them. By boots, of course, I mean LeviRocks. The anti-elves go to work...
As we all know, the number 74 is the number of relationships(idk numerology is weird), so clearly to destroy it we must isolate it. And luckily, with the world's current situation this is extremely easy. I cast a binding seal of social distancing on 74, preventing it from coming in contact with others.
Then, as I can't figure out what to do for my third action, I straight up shoot the Coronamodder in the kneecap with a Glock 17. Cause screw that guy, amirite?
You create Anti-Elves! they quickly inspect Levirocks and start ripping bits off! After a few seconds, though, they die from inhaling chlorine gas. Moderate Wounds inflicted on LeviRocks! (I'm assuming this is an action instead of an entity summon, but if you want them as entities, you can try again and preferably specify next time). After some struggles against the seal, 74 pulls out an AK-47 and fires it! 47 is the mirror of, and therefore opposite to, 74, making it gain power with isolation; with this great power, the AK-47 tears apart the seal in a hail of bullets! some of the ricochet, though, doing 28 damage to 74! The Coronamodder gasps! he can't believe this! What in the world did his kneecap, the small hat he always wears on his knees, do wrong? It didn't deserve to be shot with a glock! and he even fireproofed it earlier against his coronal cloak...
Action 3: I cancel out hungry_visitor's Action 1 on their first turn this round, but only half of it. I cancel the elemental plane of Sodium, so only the Elemental Plane of Chlorine is opened to, causing the battle field to be filled with deadly Chlorine Gas, killing everyone else in the nearby area. I am a pair of boots, so I don't die.
You do that! Albeit, most people... don't die from that. None of the active OG entities are human or even likely to breath, Woobydoobydoo is some kind of insect so who knows how their biology works, and Hunger For Eggs On Toast is a two-person fusion which eat rocks and people, has a magically indestructible head, and I'm pretty sure has flavoured themselves as being alien a few times. Still, you Do prevent them for harming Quartzertron!
EoRR The Mask of Hungry Visitation For Eggs On Toast attacks again! It makes both accuracy rolls once more... Mask of H.Visit hacks indiscriminately [21] Mask of H.Visit body-slams with its bulk [32] 53 damage! Threshold Reached! However, if this particular attack were not benefiting from Lyricsdusk's earlier percentage reduction, it wouldn't be able to reach the threshold, so this threshold item goes to Lyricsdusk! It was a very close thing, though. anyway... Resplendent Abacus And sure, there was that secret word, but it is known you've never heard of magic of a sort like this, though it enfolds the worlds axis. The Abacus will activate whenever there is an attempt to use it. It does not have a resource requirement like the Pendant of Gaston. Instead, its use is shrouded in mystery. Visually, it is a abacus made of a light-yellow metal, some kind of golden alloy probably, and inlaid with platinum. additionally, instead of ordinary beads, it has moderately-sized gemstones, carved into a shape. On one end of both serieses of beads, a multicoloured gemstone depicts a planet of some kind, while the other side of the serieses is made of Onyx and Citrine gems- Citrine on the top string, Onyx on the bottom string. Instead of having holes in the gemstones, though, they are held in place with a translucent string of magical force. Despite the strangeness of its construction, the bearer can sense it is no less powerful then the Pendant... The Crabs gather rocks! 4+4+4+2+1+5+1=21 of them, specifically. The Salt Elemental moves the MultiDimensional Vending Machine behind the bunker. The Thornbeast does 4 damage to 74. Andy attacks The Scorpion. One of its carapace pieces clatters to the ground. Quartzertron passively lasers every enemy on the battlefield for 2 damage! The mask makes its roll, of course. The Coronal Elementals attack the Cake Thornbeast en mass, killing it! The Blaze Sprites and Angry Wrenches team up to provide a better power source for Quartzertron's passive lasers, increasing their powers! The Flame Beast Bakhal attacks the Rock Crabs, which quickly become embroiled in argument about whether or not the crabs should be lugging around the !(-symbolized rocks. the ones with them say yes. those without them say no. The two split into their own groups, resenting one-another! In addition, they each lose 4 rocks per crab! The Scorpion expends 11 Slumber, causing its lost-er energies to press down on Andy and lull them into a deep sleep. Andy loses the ability to act until they wake up! They then attack, destroying 5 rocks. 74 notices the Stone Chicken. it has 64 rocks... V.2 progress... and 16/18 awakening. The implications are obvious; 64 is the maximum stack size in minecraft. V.2 is a clear analogy for 'Version 2', which the stone chicken is the second one of. 16 is the maximum stack size for snowballs and similar items in minecraft... like Eggs! which it makes! Which means its stone-based health-bar, the 64 one, is the V2 version of its Awakening bar (which is so buggy that it's got an /18 instead of the proper /16)! And, with a V2 version existing, there's no need to keep the V1! Of course, if this is the V2 of an egg-related healthbar, obviously it's egg-like, meaning all the stone chickens rocks must be really fragile! of course! The Coronamodder looks around... then shrugs, and plops an action into dimensionality.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium. [A-naturewriter]Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...? [OG-Acerak] Steve 41/25 HP, 0.5 Dig||Magic!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) out of the battlefield! [OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. ) 0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF. [ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 58+#) rocks, on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. awakened (0/10 integrity) , asleep. Earth Pelican 74+$@ rocks. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. ( 0/8 integrity) Rock Crabs 34 Rocks x2+19 Rocks x1 Rock Crustacean 20 + !( Rocks x4+15 white orbsx1. 1 is awakened (4/18 integrity) [OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] Toast Tree, 6/10 HP, Awakened(4/23 integrity), 6 Toast.(+(1d2)d2 -1 Toast/r) Intolerance Defence! 2 Toast III, 3 eggs, 4 Toast I Stone chicken 64Rocks. fed + toast. processing food V.2 is a stone chicken. fragile rocks! Chicken Tender 34 Rocks Bunker (surrounding M-D VM) 34+* Rocks. Launcher (launches rocks. unmanned.) Awakened(0/30 integrity) Cake Thornbeast DEAD Cakes, 4A, Awakened( 0/22 integrity) , (in semielemental plane.) Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (30/45 integrity) will it Blend Vend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt! Salt Elemental 30 HP, +4/R, HP is Salt. Supplying machine. awakened(16/18 integrity) NaCl Elemental, 28 units, +4Units/update, Units work as health. Supplying machine. [OScorp] Andy 38 rocks, 5A [OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 5/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 2/1d8: Assassinate. Inter-Dimensional Elephant 150/200 HP, 8 IDMT(+1/R),Healthful Hygene, . Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme! [AG-Shard II]Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er. [OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...? [OG-Origin] Demogoblin 28/70 HP, 1/3 20A bombs. [All Hallows Eve-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 50/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose. •••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [AG]Quartzertron 70/70 Torso HP, 40/35 Head HP, 40/40 Leg HP. Passive laser from Head! Power core detonate from Torso! 20% dodge from Leg! IIIII Power core detonate. [AG-LeviRocks] Chippewa, he of boots and cobblers 50/50 HP, Divine Acts!A [AG] Coronal Elementals 3x12 HP, Sizzle x 12 !A Blaze Sprites 5x6 HP, Embersx6!A Angry Wrenches 6x3 HP, Tuneupx3!A, -5 from incoming damage! Flame Beast Bakhal 90/90 HP, Schism's Flame!A, Lesser Corona (limited counter-attack capacities) [WAAAAAAAAA]WALUIGI HAS LEFT THIS LOCATION WITH ALL OF ITS... LUIGIS. IT IS TIME. WALUIGI THYME. AND WALUIGI THYME WAITS FOR GNOME ANN! [AG]74, 89.3% HP, items in 6.3% and 11.3%! leaving at the end of this round! Numerology!A, 1471/1647 total HP! The Scorpion. 8/9 carapace pieces. 7A. 22/0 Slumber. (in semiconceptual plane) Equal and opposite to the Cake thornbeast!
[GM] Coronamodder: 269 /300 HP 2/4 dimensionality, has rock snake (corpse?). Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 73% skill. Owns a Unique'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 124 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose & choclats, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. Moderate Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . Chimeric Claws. Pendant of Gaston (2 /4 dozen eggladbargelarges) OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.) Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.). SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). <Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!> BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby! The- Purity embodied. (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) The Great One: Minor Wounds. LyricsDusk:. 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber! LeviRocks: a boot. moderate wounds! Qwerty : Minor wounds! banished. Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh!
I have decided that my OC Sans Cosplay needs some kind of dragon ability. So I inhale all of the chlorine gas and eat an Na (in the background you hear a thin voice saying "Anna, where are you?". https://youtu.be/oZdQJi-UwYs?t=251 As we can see this enables me to spit white flames that also crystallize in salt, salt-fire-breath!
The boot seems really intent on disturbing my life. Thus I need to take legal action. "Levi_Rocks you are currently breaking the law that I just made by bothering me like all the time. I ask you to stop. Please.*" *if I am bothered in the future, all your assets and stocks will become my possession.
I make a big boulder out of rock.
I awaken the big boulder. The big boulder is ordered to roll over Levi_Rocks if the boot continues to bother me.
I meditate
I meditate
With meditation done, I take a long rest
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Yeah, at will meaning no action required.
You attempt to control Hungry Visitors mind! However, you find that not only is it incredibly resilient by way of being a Players mind, but it's linked to an equally large and resilient mind- and currently super-charged to boot! All you're able to do is influence them to not work as well as normal.
You then cast Banishment on Qwerty_! They are now banished! They can break free with one action, though.
You Awaken the vending machine! You then set up a source of salt for the vending machine! Scheme importance up! You get the feeling the scheme is near a second critical threshold...
However, as you attempt to buy the locals, you realize the dosh hasn't come in yet. People will have to notice your machine is actually in stock, then decide they want healing salt for some reason, and then actually use the machine; it's not instant. The 'locals' ignore you.
Entities Ordered!
You attempt to cast true polymorph, but are soon intercepted by LeviRocks! I think I might also need to clear something up here. Even if LeviRocks hadn't counterspelled(and you hadn't changed your actions later) , your actions wouldn't have worked quite as intended. The first action would have given you temporary HP, but only 20, maybe 22, of it. Your second action as written would have been treated as a Godmodder Attack, and probably failed as outlined in rules 1 and 3; it also wouldn't have done a few hundred damage from your rolls even if it fit, and only done 1 or so due rule 4. Your third action would have been treated as either a status infliction on LeviRocks (which would probably only last one round, or be very minor), or as another Godmodder Attack (which, if so, would have failed for sure due to being no different from the previous attack and attacks on the godmodder (currently Coronamodder) being non-repeatable per rule 4.). Even if you were to target a Non-Godmodder being, your attacks would both do in the neighbourhood of 20 to 25 damage, for game balance reasons.
You do so!
You stab trump in the face! three times! Trump Dies. The Coronamodder curses vaguely at this.
You summon an entity by the name "Every Single Being from the monster manual"! You then use it to attack the Coronamodder, which looks through every statblock in the entire monster manual and finds out that not one of them is listed as specifically being immune to the Coronavirus in particular! Or to being destroyed from specifically the suns Corona while worn as a cloak! Every Single Being From the Monster Manual jumps back, screaming in pain from both the serious burns now covering its body, and the idea of being vulnerable to the Coronavirus! The Coronamodder proceeds to give them a chance. If they join him- he says- they will be safe from the Coronavirus Forever! They agree. The Coronamodder says he'll save them on his turn.
100 is drawn into the calculator! After some vague rumbling noises, the calculator explodes, leaving behind... 74? That's odd... oh, it treated that as 100+11*(5-45)/17 ! clever of it. All future attacks on 100 will count as having had an additional 35% of the damage they dealt be caused by your actions!
You progress the Bodhisattva Bullet!
You manage to destroy half the Angry Wrenches, doing 18 damage through their 5 reduction!
You mediate and rest! You are now very well rested!... what was that for?
0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF.
is Dead, but not forgotten.
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- Purity embodied.
EoRR
The Mask of Hungry Visitation For Eggs On Toast attacks 74! However, it rolls a 24 and a 17 on the dc 25 / 100 accuracy rolls it makes every time it attacks. So it misses both attacks! Also, it rolls a 2 on one of its 'not hit something else by accident' rolls (all of this is caused by it being perpetually flex-taped to Hungry Visitors head, remember), causing it to accidentally hit... [1] The Kittenish Pelican! It then rolls a perfect [40] on total damage, destroying 30 of the Pelicans rocks!
...What a disaster. Anyway, the Kittenish Pelican is jolted awake by this and joins in the attack on 100! unlike the Mask, it doesn't need to make any rolls to attack, doing 7 damage! The Rock Crabs gather 3+2+2+4+3+1+1=16 Rocks, which they integrate into their healthbars. Toast tree grows Toast. The chicken exists, slime tries and fails to move due to being burnt. The Thornbeast attacks 74, doing 4 damage.
The Darkness Given Soul observes that Trump is dead, and on those grounds does Not possess trump.
The Coronal Elementals split up. 5 attack Dragonzamasu, killing it. the remaining 27 attack the Cake Collector Slime, burning 40 of its Cubic meters of cake into ash.
The Angry Wrenches tune up a Coronal Elemental each, evolving them into Blaze Sprites!
74 looks around. 27. That's the number of Coronal Elementals that targetted the Cake Collector Slime. 2 + 7 = 9. Nine. 9 is the least used button on the microwave. microwaves are small waves, hence the name. Smallness. One of the two waluigis is smaller then the other. two Waluigis. Waluigi starts with a doubleu, and double is two. Two Twos. Two is the number used twice in the cake thornbeast's Awakening bar, and there are Two awakening bars within Two of the Twenty-Two-sized bar. 27, our original number, represented the attack used to attack Hungry Visitor's Slime, so logically both of these Two awakening bars are about to be destroyed by Two Twenty seven size attacks. As a result, the Tree takes 4 damage after depletion, and the Thornbeast loses 3 Cakes. And that concludes 74's use of Numerology.
The Coronamodder reaches its hand into the abandoned game of Paradox Tennis and yoinks a card out of it. Extending YuGiOh rules into the battlefield, he tunes Monster Manuel, level 5, with Angry Wrench, Level 1! Synchronizeational summon! First Beast Bakhal, level 6, which he then fusion summons with a Blaze Sprite, summoning Flame Beast Bakhal instead! Which is to say the Coronamodder uses a particularly thorough justification to summon a new enemy (Also, he saves the monster manual from corona by making it stop existing. typical.). He's still holding another card in his hand...
Anyway, that's the end of this round! 100- Er, 74 now- didn't take much proper Damage this round, but that's mostly because... not one person, aside from Lyricsdusk, attacked them. I mean, it's not that much damage to get them to the first threshold, so hop to it, Y'all!
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium.
[A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...?
[OG-Acerak] Steve 43/25 HP, 0.5 Dig||Magic!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) out of the battlefield!
[OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. )
[ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 60+#) rocks, on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. awakened (0/9 integrity) , nodding off.
Earth Pelican 76+$@ rocks. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. ( 0/8 integrity)
Rock Crabs 38 Rocks x2+23 Rocks x1+24 + !( Rocks x4+15 white orbsx1.
[OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] Toast Tree, 6/10 HP, Awakened(3/23 integrity), 8 Toast.(+(1d2)d2 -1 Toast/r) Intolerance Defence!
2 Toast III, 3 eggs
Stone chicken 64Rocks. fed + toast. processing food II.5 is a stone chicken.
Chicken Tender 36 Rocks
Bunker (surrounding Pantheon) 38+* Rocks. Launcher (launches rocks. unmanned.) Awakened(0/30 integrity)
Cake Collector Slime, 15 cubic meters of burnt, mostly worthless cake.
Cake Thornbeast 11 Cakes, 4A, Awakened( 0/22 integrity) , (in semielemental plane.)
Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (45/45 integrity) will it
BlendVend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt![·]
[AG-Gandalf] Dragonzamasu DEAD HP, 50% dodge, 2A
[OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 5/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 2/1d8: Assassinate.
Inter-Dimensional Elephant 150/200 HP, 8 IDMT(+1/R),Healthful Hygene,
Salt Elemental 35x2 HP, +4/R, HP is Salt.
Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme!
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...?
[OG-Bardymcbardyface] Astral Plane Chicken 150/150 HP 10A, lays eggs! Perceptive Potential. Gone.
Egg(x1d2 to 3+1d2) 20/20 HP (fostered III, Nurtured III. Warmed IV. any new ones lack these buffs but all have +2 fostered, +3 Warmed, and +many Nurtured. Gone.
[OG-Origin] Demogoblin 28/70 HP, 1/3 20A bombs.
[All Hallows Eve-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 50/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose. •••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[AG] Trump DEAD/50 HP. has hella dosh. is being payed even hella-er dosh. [5]/4 for Namesake. Covered in Glitter, has quartz.
Tower Shield Wall, 50/50 HP (guarding Limo but not! gleaming!)
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE Honey Limo, 5/30 HP (+1 Atv. +30S.drtn).
[AG] Coronal Elementals 3x29 HP, Sizzle x 29 !A
Blaze Sprites 5x3 HP, Embersx3!A
Angry Wrenches 6x3 HP, Tuneupx3!A, -5 from incoming damage!
Flame Beast Bakhal 90/90 HP, Schism's Flame!A, Lesser Corona (limited counter-attack capacities)
[WAAAAAAAAA] WALUIGI HAS LEFT THIS LOCATION WITH ALL OF ITS... LUIGIS. IT IS TIME. WALUIGI THYME. AND WALUIGI THYME WAITS FOR GNOME ANN!
[AG] 74, 99.3% HP, item in 3.7%! leaving in 2! Numerology!A, 1636/1647 total HP!
[GM] Coronamodder: 269 /300 HP 1/4 dimensionality, has rock snake (corpse?).
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 73% skill. Owns a Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 112 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose & choclats, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. Moderate Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . Chimeric Claws.
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.)
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.).
SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
<Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab!
slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!>BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
The Great One: Minor Wounds.
LyricsDusk:. 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks!
LeviRocks: a boot. minor wounds!
Qwerty : Minor wounds! banished.
I loot Trump's corpse, ridding him of the burden of his hella dosh. He can now go to that special place in hell reserved for politicians that much lighter! As well as the dosh, I yoink his keys.
I then enter the honey limo and turn it on, revving it a few times, because why not, before driving it into the Coronal Elementals at full throttle.
I leap out of the shattered window at the last second, but not before covering the speeding limo with toilet paper, which is commonly known to totally cure coronavirus, making it a totally logical thing to l i t e r a l l y b u y a l l o f .
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
(Now that Trump is dead, does Biden take his place?)
Action 1: I break free of hungry_visitor, as I banished myself, so my action is to unbanish myself, and only myself.
Action 2: I then dimension door onto WoobyDoobyDoo's feet.
I save action 3.
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As action 1, I revivify Trump. He is now alive.
As action 2, I give Trump even hella-er dosh than he had before and a machine that produces a hella amount of dosh every minute in an attempt to get him on our side.
As action 3 (only if action 1 works and action 2 doesn't), I steal all of Hillary Clinton's hella dosh and give it to Trump (also in an attempt to get him on our side).
Gandalf_The_Gray, goddess of the quote chain | NG | Knowledge, Life | Female brass dragonborn head facing left
NOTICE
I will be inactive until August. Thank you for your patience.
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I pull the trick that the empty chimera pulled on the
and a red line appears on the 74, 99.3%.
Good luck, number.
I collect stone.
I order an oven with the hella dosh that I looted off Trumps corpse.
I order my entities to attack the 74,99.3%.
I sleep some more
I sleep some more
I wake up and do morning stretches
(I’m doing this just to do something but not harm anything)
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You loot Trumps corpse! Hella Dosh obtained! You get the feeling trumps soul, if he had one, is enraged at you...
Then, you ram into a swarm of Coronal Elementals, killing 6 of them and destroying the limo again! Before the rest can even react, you cover the impact zone with toilet paper! The Coronal elementals are technically from the suns Corona, not the virus, but they succumb to the immense powers of toilet paper, causing another 8 Elementals to die!
...Say, didn't you own the flying spaghetti monster way back when? do you think it should rejoin you, or not bother?
(No, trump was here mainly as a very rich man, not as a prime leader person of matter form combinations.)
...You banished Qwerty, not yourself. So... instead of unbanishing yourself, you just sorta break free. Then you teleport onto Woobydoobydoo's feet, and wait.
You attempt to Revivify trump, but then a pair of boots on an insect-like being kicks you, which disrupts your concentration. which is to say, your attempt is intercepted by LeviRocks.
You then give Trump Hella dosh, replacing some of the hella dosh the insect (Woobydoobydoo) stole from them! You get the feeling that, assuming trump has a soul, it has been somewhat placated by your efforts. Also, you are unable to replace all the hella dosh. the dosh is just too hella. it's like someone took an entire demonic demiplane, distilled it into its conceptual essence, started yelling, distilled That into its essence, and fused the two together, just to make the dosh even hella-er. That's just how Hella trumps Dosh was.
You store your last action, since Action 1 didn't work.
You successfully intercept Gandalf's first action!
...I'm not sure what you mean by the first line, so instead you just attack 74, doing 26 damage! You collect 3+4+1+5+3=16 stones! You then... don't order an oven, because you didn't loot any dosh off Trumps Corpse? Your name is not Woobydoobydoo. you're not a insect. At least, not last time I checked.
You also order your entities to attack!
You do those things! You are now even more well rested, and limber!
0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF.
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- Purity embodied.
(...alrighty then?)
EoRR
The Mask gives attacking 74 another go! Both accuracy rolls land in the 40s, meaning it Doesn't miss! The two attacks do two damage mites of damage, which rolls out to...
Mask of H.Visit Flails tendrils forwards [28]
Mask of H.Visit stabs precisely [24]
53 damage! That brings 74 down to the first Threshold! Since the attack was large enough to reach said threshold even if It hadn't benefited from the conversion from 100 to 74 on this attack, the item created goes to Hunger For Eggs On Toast!
Pendant Of Gaston
when Gaston was a lad he ate four-dozen eggs every morning to help him get laaaarge,
and now that he's grown he eats five-dozen eggs so he's roughly the size of a BAAAAAAAARGE
The Pendant of Gaston activates whenever you have eaten four dozen eggs, lads, barges, or larges over the course of one game day. Doing so will help you get laaaarge. The Pendant will also make you better at interior decorating, thicken your neck, make you quicker and slicker, help you bite in wrestling matches, and otherwise imitate Gaston, when activated, but must be mentioned as well. it also has some hidden affinities...
The Crabs gather 4+2+4+3+1+1+5 Rocks! Things progress per the usual, and the Thornbeast does 4 damage to 100.
The Vending Machine multidimensionally Vends! This expands the pyramid scheme. Spontanously, the power of the pyramid scheme causes the two Salt Elementals to exit their irrelevance, providing the Machine with a reliable source of Salt!
The Limos remains are wreathed in smoke for a few seconds, and suddenly it's repaired! it seems to be down one 'atv', though, leaving it at 0.
The 15 remaining Coronal Elementals attack the Multidimensional Vending Machine, doing 15 damage to its Awakening!
The Blaze Sprites gather together and launch a flurry of fireballs at the Cake Collector Slime. with its cakes already burnt, it is unable to stand before them, and dies.
The 3 Angry Wrenches turn 3 more Elementals into Blaze Sprites!
Flame Beast Bakhal rumbles out a challenge to the OG side's entities, voice dry in its skeletal throat. Its breath is Heat, and its arms flame; and none rise to meet the challenge. It lumbers forwards, and picks out a target, pointing one smouldering arm. Fire bursts up from the ground between the Salt Elementals, dark and saguine. Each takes 10 damage... and soon they are embroiled in a disagreement about how to identify themselves- using health as salt, or using salt as health? Salt elementals, or NaCl? They find the disagreement irreconcilable, and and split into two entities, stomping away from one-another.
74 looks around. Eventually, it settles on the Cake Thornbeast. Its stats are Ripe for analysis! First of all, the Name! Cake Thornbeast! According to jewish gematria (for a similarly-pronounced phrase without translation)where Gematria is the practice of turning letters into numbers according to some chart, This is exactly the same as saying "The Scorpion"! Of course, the Thornbeast isn't a scorpion- But it Is based on the idea of a hedgehog! with its name being equivalent to that of its prey, the thornbeast is clearly afraid of itself! Second of all, it has 11 Cakes. Eleven. that's also a very special number. After all, 1 stands for goodness (with 0 as neutrality and -1 as badness) according to complicated conjectures about metaphysics, so 11- 1, 1- Is double-good. but the only time doublegood comes up as a phrase is 'double(plus)good' in 1984, and- Wouldn't you know it? The Scorpion has 4 attack! 1984 is a novel about dystopia, but that's not the point! the point is that in 1984 people are afraid of themselves (doing something which might get them killed), and we just established the cake Thornbeast is afraid of itself because The Scorpion is its own prey! Finally, the number 22 refers to perfectly balanced things and also connections, because the only time I've heard 22 come up is something something sefiroth connections. I think it might be a final fantasy boss rush or something. Anyway there's a 22... but it's 0/22. Which means right now, things Aren't perfectly balanced. to fix that, the Cake Thornbeast- The Scorpion- existing must be balanced out, perfectly, by The Scorpion- Cake thornbeast- existing, which 74 makes sure is the case! The Scorpion summoned!
Finally, the Godmodders Turn! He tributes Tower Shield Wall, level 4, and HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE Honey Limo, level 26, to summon... (He loots trumps corpse for some quartz and those blueprints he had)... Quartzertron! However, Quartzertron is missing one leg, because the limo got killed once and was going to be both legs. and it's missing both arms, because Trump didn't get to that. So really, there's just a torso and a head, standing on one foot. Then again, the head Can shoot lasers. Passive lasers. don't ask me how a laser can be passive.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium.
[A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...?
[OG-Acerak] Steve 43/25 HP, 0.5 Dig||Magic!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) out of the battlefield!
[OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. )
[ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 60+#) rocks, on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. awakened (0/9 integrity) , nodding off.
Earth Pelican 76+$@ rocks. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. ( 0/8 integrity)
Rock Crabs 38 Rocks x2+23 Rocks x1+24 + !( Rocks x4+15 white orbsx1.
[OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] Toast Tree, 6/10 HP, Awakened(3/23 integrity), 9 Toast.(+(1d2)d2 -1 Toast/r) Intolerance Defence!
2 Toast III, 3 eggs
Stone chicken 64Rocks. fed + toast. processing food III.9 is a stone chicken.
Chicken Tender 36 Rocks
Bunker (surrounding Pantheon) 38+* Rocks. Launcher (launches rocks. unmanned.) Awakened(0/30 integrity)
Cake Collector Slime, Dead.
Cake Thornbeast 11 Cakes, 4A, Awakened( 0/22 integrity) , (in semielemental plane.)
Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (30/45 integrity) will it
BlendVend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt!Salt Elemental 26 HP, +4/R, HP is Salt. Supplying machine.
NaCl Elemental, 26 units, +4Units/update, Units work as health. Supplying machine.
[·] is Dead, but not forgotten.
[OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 5/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 2/1d8: Assassinate.
Inter-Dimensional Elephant 150/200 HP, 8 IDMT(+1/R),Healthful Hygene,
Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme!
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...?
[OG-Origin] Demogoblin 28/70 HP, 1/3 20A bombs.
[All Hallows Eve-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 50/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose. •••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[AG] Quartzertron 70/70 Torso HP, 35/35 Head HP, 40/40 Leg HP. Passive laser from Head! Power core detonate from Torso! 20% dodge from Leg! IIIII Power core detonate.
[AG] Coronal Elementals 3x12 HP, Sizzle x 15 !A
Blaze Sprites 5x6 HP, Embersx6!A
Angry Wrenches 6x3 HP, Tuneupx3!A, -5 from incoming damage!
Flame Beast Bakhal 90/90 HP, Schism's Flame!A, Lesser Corona (limited counter-attack capacities)
[WAAAAAAAAA] WALUIGI HAS LEFT THIS LOCATION WITH ALL OF ITS... LUIGIS. IT IS TIME. WALUIGI THYME. AND WALUIGI THYME WAITS FOR GNOME ANN!
[AG] 74, 94.4% HP, item in 4.4%! leaving in 1! Numerology!A, 1556/1647 total HP!
The Scorpion. 9/9 carapace pieces. 7A. 22/0 Slumber. (in semiconceptual plane) Equal and opposite to the Cake thornbeast!
[GM] Coronamodder: 269 /300 HP 1/4 dimensionality, has rock snake (corpse?).
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 73% skill. Owns a Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 148 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose & choclats, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. Moderate Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . Chimeric Claws. Pendant of Gaston (2 /4 dozen eggladbargelarges)
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.)
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.).
SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
<Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab!
slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!>BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
The Great One: Minor Wounds.
LyricsDusk:. 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber!
LeviRocks: a boot. minor wounds!
Qwerty : Minor wounds! banished.
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh!
Action 1: Is summon Chippewa, the great god of boots and cobblers.
Action 2: I cast Planar Binding on Chippewa
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I order the Salt Elementals to bring the business (aka the interdimensional Vending Machine) into the bunker so that it goes uninterrupted.
I gesture with the chimeric claws and two rifts appear, one to the elemental plane of Sodium and one to the elemental plane of Chlorine. With a simple spark, a great fire erupts, creating Salt and also burning the Quarzertron.
I grab a stick and toast the untoasted Toast on the fire I just caused.
Using some rocks, I make a big Frog, which is the natural enemy of a Scorpion. I order the big Frog to attack the Scorpion.
I order my remaining Entities to attack the 74.
The spaghetti monster gets to be free, as long as it continues the holy work of enlightening unbelievers with its noodly appendage.
I snap my fingers, and a squad of elves appears. I then pull out an uno reverse card and play it on the elves, turning them into anti-elves. Being anti elves, they deconstruct boots, rather than build them. By boots, of course, I mean LeviRocks. The anti-elves go to work...
As we all know, the number 74 is the number of relationships(idk numerology is weird), so clearly to destroy it we must isolate it. And luckily, with the world's current situation this is extremely easy. I cast a binding seal of social distancing on 74, preventing it from coming in contact with others.
Then, as I can't figure out what to do for my third action, I straight up shoot the Coronamodder in the kneecap with a Glock 17. Cause screw that guy, amirite?
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
I awaken the Salt elemental.
I awaken the Stone chicken
I awaken one of the Rock Crabs
Action 3: I cancel out hungry_visitor's Action 1 on their first turn this round, but only half of it. I cancel the elemental plane of Sodium, so only the Elemental Plane of Chlorine is opened to, causing the battle field to be filled with deadly Chlorine Gas, killing everyone else in the nearby area. I am a pair of boots, so I don't die.
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You summon, and bind, Chippewa! The Coronamodder glances over at this, and transfers some of the hella dosh he was going to pay Trump before Trump died to the boot company Chippewa, causing worship to Chippewa, and so their power, to increase! (of course, if you were to change your mind and fight against the Coronamodder, Chippewa would now be much less inclined to help you...)
orders given! You tear open a rift... but those boots you were wearing earlier closes one of the rifts! Chlorine gas pours out of the rift! ...as it happens, there are maybe two or three entities which need to breath. and all of them are in stasi- Oh! this kills those guardsmen who were angry with you (which I... definitely didn't forget about until now, nope, definitely not.).
Quartzertron is unharmed, though. You then toast some toast! 4 Toast converted into Toast I!
then, Using 45 rocks, you summon a Frog! it names itself Andy.
You create Anti-Elves! they quickly inspect Levirocks and start ripping bits off! After a few seconds, though, they die from inhaling chlorine gas. Moderate Wounds inflicted on LeviRocks! (I'm assuming this is an action instead of an entity summon, but if you want them as entities, you can try again and preferably specify next time).
After some struggles against the seal, 74 pulls out an AK-47 and fires it! 47 is the mirror of, and therefore opposite to, 74, making it gain power with isolation; with this great power, the AK-47 tears apart the seal in a hail of bullets! some of the ricochet, though, doing 28 damage to 74!
The Coronamodder gasps! he can't believe this! What in the world did his kneecap, the small hat he always wears on his knees, do wrong? It didn't deserve to be shot with a glock! and he even fireproofed it earlier against his coronal cloak...
you awaken those beings!
You do that! Albeit, most people... don't die from that. None of the active OG entities are human or even likely to breath, Woobydoobydoo is some kind of insect so who knows how their biology works, and Hunger For Eggs On Toast is a two-person fusion which eat rocks and people, has a magically indestructible head, and I'm pretty sure has flavoured themselves as being alien a few times. Still, you Do prevent them for harming Quartzertron!
0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF.
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- Purity embodied.
EoRR
The Mask of Hungry Visitation For Eggs On Toast attacks again! It makes both accuracy rolls once more...
Mask of H.Visit hacks indiscriminately [21]
Mask of H.Visit body-slams with its bulk [32]
53 damage! Threshold Reached! However, if this particular attack were not benefiting from Lyricsdusk's earlier percentage reduction, it wouldn't be able to reach the threshold, so this threshold item goes to Lyricsdusk! It was a very close thing, though. anyway...
Resplendent Abacus
And sure, there was that secret word, but it is known you've never heard
of magic of a sort like this, though it enfolds the worlds axis.
The Abacus will activate whenever there is an attempt to use it. It does not have a resource requirement like the Pendant of Gaston. Instead, its use is shrouded in mystery.
Visually, it is a abacus made of a light-yellow metal, some kind of golden alloy probably, and inlaid with platinum. additionally, instead of ordinary beads, it has moderately-sized gemstones, carved into a shape. On one end of both serieses of beads, a multicoloured gemstone depicts a planet of some kind, while the other side of the serieses is made of Onyx and Citrine gems- Citrine on the top string, Onyx on the bottom string. Instead of having holes in the gemstones, though, they are held in place with a translucent string of magical force. Despite the strangeness of its construction, the bearer can sense it is no less powerful then the Pendant...
The Crabs gather rocks! 4+4+4+2+1+5+1=21 of them, specifically.
The Salt Elemental moves the MultiDimensional Vending Machine behind the bunker.
The Thornbeast does 4 damage to 74.
Andy attacks The Scorpion. One of its carapace pieces clatters to the ground.
Quartzertron passively lasers every enemy on the battlefield for 2 damage! The mask makes its roll, of course.
The Coronal Elementals attack the Cake Thornbeast en mass, killing it! The Blaze Sprites and Angry Wrenches team up to provide a better power source for Quartzertron's passive lasers, increasing their powers!
The Flame Beast Bakhal attacks the Rock Crabs, which quickly become embroiled in argument about whether or not the crabs should be lugging around the !(-symbolized rocks. the ones with them say yes. those without them say no. The two split into their own groups, resenting one-another! In addition, they each lose 4 rocks per crab!
The Scorpion expends 11 Slumber, causing its lost-er energies to press down on Andy and lull them into a deep sleep. Andy loses the ability to act until they wake up! They then attack, destroying 5 rocks.
74 notices the Stone Chicken. it has 64 rocks... V.2 progress... and 16/18 awakening. The implications are obvious; 64 is the maximum stack size in minecraft. V.2 is a clear analogy for 'Version 2', which the stone chicken is the second one of. 16 is the maximum stack size for snowballs and similar items in minecraft... like Eggs! which it makes! Which means its stone-based health-bar, the 64 one, is the V2 version of its Awakening bar (which is so buggy that it's got an /18 instead of the proper /16)! And, with a V2 version existing, there's no need to keep the V1! Of course, if this is the V2 of an egg-related healthbar, obviously it's egg-like, meaning all the stone chickens rocks must be really fragile! of course!
The Coronamodder looks around... then shrugs, and plops an action into dimensionality.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium.
[A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...?
[OG-Acerak] Steve 41/25 HP, 0.5 Dig||Magic!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) out of the battlefield!
[OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. )
[ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 58+#) rocks, on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. awakened (0/10 integrity) , asleep.
Earth Pelican 74+$@ rocks. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. ( 0/8 integrity)
Rock Crabs 34 Rocks x2+19 Rocks x1
Rock Crustacean 20 + !( Rocks x4+15 white orbsx1. 1 is awakened (4/18 integrity)
[OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] Toast Tree, 6/10 HP, Awakened(4/23 integrity), 6 Toast.(+(1d2)d2 -1 Toast/r) Intolerance Defence!
2 Toast III, 3 eggs, 4 Toast I
Stone chicken 64Rocks. fed + toast. processing food V.2 is a stone chicken. fragile rocks!
Chicken Tender 34 Rocks
Bunker (surrounding M-D VM) 34+* Rocks. Launcher (launches rocks. unmanned.) Awakened(0/30 integrity)
Cake Thornbeast DEAD Cakes, 4A, Awakened( 0/22 integrity) , (in semielemental plane.)
Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (30/45 integrity) will it
BlendVend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt!Salt Elemental 30 HP, +4/R, HP is Salt. Supplying machine. awakened(16/18 integrity)
NaCl Elemental, 28 units, +4Units/update, Units work as health. Supplying machine.
[OScorp] Andy 38 rocks, 5A
[OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 5/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 2/1d8: Assassinate.
Inter-Dimensional Elephant 150/200 HP, 8 IDMT(+1/R),Healthful Hygene,
Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme!
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon II - Manifest Of Folly Some people know exactly what's going on, until they don't. the Eishalon may have been one of those... fryer, fryer, corpse on fi-er.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...?
[OG-Origin] Demogoblin 28/70 HP, 1/3 20A bombs.
[All Hallows Eve-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 50/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose. •••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[AG] Quartzertron 70/70 Torso HP, 40/35 Head HP, 40/40 Leg HP. Passive laser from Head! Power core detonate from Torso! 20% dodge from Leg! IIIII Power core detonate.
[AG-LeviRocks] Chippewa, he of boots and cobblers 50/50 HP, Divine Acts!A
[AG] Coronal Elementals 3x12 HP, Sizzle x 12 !A
Blaze Sprites 5x6 HP, Embersx6!A
Angry Wrenches 6x3 HP, Tuneupx3!A, -5 from incoming damage!
Flame Beast Bakhal 90/90 HP, Schism's Flame!A, Lesser Corona (limited counter-attack capacities)
[WAAAAAAAAA] WALUIGI HAS LEFT THIS LOCATION WITH ALL OF ITS... LUIGIS. IT IS TIME. WALUIGI THYME. AND WALUIGI THYME WAITS FOR GNOME ANN!
[AG] 74, 89.3% HP, items in 6.3% and 11.3%! leaving at the end of this round! Numerology!A, 1471/1647 total HP!
The Scorpion. 8/9 carapace pieces. 7A. 22/0 Slumber. (in semiconceptual plane) Equal and opposite to the Cake thornbeast!
[GM] Coronamodder: 269 /300 HP 2/4 dimensionality, has rock snake (corpse?).
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 73% skill. Owns a Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 124 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose & choclats, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. Moderate Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . Chimeric Claws. Pendant of Gaston (2 /4 dozen eggladbargelarges)
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.)
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.).
SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
<Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab!
slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!>BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
The Great One: Minor Wounds.
LyricsDusk:. 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber!
LeviRocks: a boot. moderate wounds!
Qwerty : Minor wounds! banished.
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh!
I have decided that my OC Sans Cosplay needs some kind of dragon ability.
So I inhale all of the chlorine gas and eat an Na (in the background you hear a thin voice saying "Anna, where are you?".
https://youtu.be/oZdQJi-UwYs?t=251
As we can see this enables me to spit white flames that also crystallize in salt, salt-fire-breath!
I awaken the chlorine.
I awaken an Na.
1. I mind-control the chlorine that hungry_visitor has just awakened. (didn't I banish hungry_visitor? I haven't seen them break free yet?)
2. I summon a Living Meteor Swarm that must follow my every order.
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
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2. I write in a book
3. I write in a book, wondering when I can get to the end so I can publish it
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The boot seems really intent on disturbing my life. Thus I need to take legal action.
"Levi_Rocks you are currently breaking the law that I just made by bothering me like all the time. I ask you to stop. Please.*"
*if I am bothered in the future, all your assets and stocks will become my possession.
I make a big boulder out of rock.
I awaken the big boulder.
The big boulder is ordered to roll over Levi_Rocks if the boot continues to bother me.
Action 3: I intercept the awakening of the boulder, causing it to serve me instead of hungry_visitor, so it doesn't roll over me.
(Also, hungry_visitor, you are still banished. You never used an action to come back.)
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
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