Action 2: My dark form looks down at the now prone Qwerty_, laughing as they create a hole to Tartarus (wherever that is) to disrupt my new summoning. I raise my greatsword, causing it to be wreathed in green flames, as I thrust the weapon downward towards the ground below. On the ground where I am pointing the tip of my greatsword, a portal emerges, connected to Tartarus, causing all creatures from Tartarus and any new ones from my first portal to appear on the ground near it.
Tartarus is a location in Greek mythology, where, if I remember correctly, monsters go when they die, and titans are imprisoned. It is also alive? anyway, you summon the creatures of Tartarus to your aid! however...
Yes, Tartarus is the pit that monsters live in and are imprisoned in. Tartarus is also a god-like being that is the spirit of the pit. They also respawn in there, iirc.
Summary and answer to your question: The godmodder is both no one and everyone. It is apparently the entity and force that binds the universe together. They are the Queen of England, Donald Trump, and most truly: The Godmodder
(...I don't recall ever saying the Godmodder was 'the force that binds the universe together'? They are definitely The Godmodder, though.)
Yes, sorry, added a bit of doctrine to the Godmodder worshipping cult. I may have confused the Godmodder with the Force.
Action 3: After seeing the petty underlings around me attempt to destroy my minions, companions, and children, I pray unto the Godmodder, my voice filling the whole of the world, "Most holy Godmodder. Protect us now this hour. Waves of rebellion crash upon your wrathful coast. Defend your servants of triumph. Restore your fallen warriors. Bring conquest unto the heathen. In they holy and terrible name, we pray unto you, Godmodder. We shall be the reapers of peace if thou willest it." I end my prayer still hovering in the air.
(Summary: The Godmodder shall protect their followers, if he wills it.)
Fun fact: the Godmodder doesn’t care about his minions. I mean, he left you to die when he could have saved you.
The Godmodder looks up. He Resents that accusation! first of all, this green-fire greatsword worshiper person is objectively Completely different from the last AG who he left to die! and second of all, he didn't leave anyone to die! He just happened to be occupied doing something incredibly important and not at all banal or minor! and uh. Yeah! Stop impugning on the Godmodder's Honor! This is libel, is what it is! Definitely libel, and not the truth in any way shape or form!
Yes, the Godmodder cares about his followers, but in a more complicated way than mortal minds can understand. Right?
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I feel suspicious and shocked as LeviRocks resurrects the once dead and creates a massive monopoly board. Everyone is fighting for justice and their lives. What would be the pont of playing monopoly right now??
Action 2: I force everyone that isn’t [OG] to listen to the cringiest Rick Roll they have ever seen. Their life practically leaves their body as they cannot contain the salt that is being exerted onto them.
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Fire bolt- Shoot a streaking ball of fire towards a foe and deal a measly 1d10 fire damage. Use eldritch blast instead.
Fireball - Drawing magic from your inner reserves, you unleash a devastating nuke that explodes in a circle, hitting multiple enemies, and burning them to a crisp with a godly amount of 8d6 fire damage. Make your DM’s fights look like garbage. It’s also a nice way of TPK your entire party and have them triggered at you for the rest of the week.
I feel suspicious and shocked as LeviRocks resurrects the once dead and creates a massive monopoly board. Everyone is fighting for justice and their lives. What would be the pont of playing monopoly right now??
The pont (point) of monopoly right now is MONOPOLY! We will determine who is the worthy one of the Godmodder's wish. It is very important, and will keep the peace for awhile.
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I feel suspicious and shocked as LeviRocks resurrects the once dead and creates a massive monopoly board. Everyone is fighting for justice and their lives. What would be the pont of playing monopoly right now??
The pont (point) of monopoly right now is MONOPOLY! We will determine who is the worthy one of the Godmodder's wish. It is very important, and will keep the peace for awhile.
This is definitely not biased. Bob the Godmodder wouldn’t be stupid enough to give an [OG] their blessing.
Fire bolt- Shoot a streaking ball of fire towards a foe and deal a measly 1d10 fire damage. Use eldritch blast instead.
Fireball - Drawing magic from your inner reserves, you unleash a devastating nuke that explodes in a circle, hitting multiple enemies, and burning them to a crisp with a godly amount of 8d6 fire damage. Make your DM’s fights look like garbage. It’s also a nice way of TPK your entire party and have them triggered at you for the rest of the week.
I feel suspicious and shocked as LeviRocks resurrects the once dead and creates a massive monopoly board. Everyone is fighting for justice and their lives. What would be the pont of playing monopoly right now??
The pont (point) of monopoly right now is MONOPOLY! We will determine who is the worthy one of the Godmodder's wish. It is very important, and will keep the peace for awhile.
This is definitely not biased. Bob the Godmodder wouldn’t be stupid enough to give an [OG] their blessing.
Eh, the Godmodder does what the Godmodder does. Like I said, if the Godmodder doesn't grant the wish, I will.
Also, are you in?
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I feel suspicious and shocked as LeviRocks resurrects the once dead and creates a massive monopoly board. Everyone is fighting for justice and their lives. What would be the pont of playing monopoly right now??
The pont (point) of monopoly right now is MONOPOLY! We will determine who is the worthy one of the Godmodder's wish. It is very important, and will keep the peace for awhile.
This is definitely not biased. Bob the Godmodder wouldn’t be stupid enough to give an [OG] their blessing.
Eh, the Godmodder does what the Godmodder does. Like I said, if the Godmodder doesn't grant the wish, I will.
Also, are you in?
How would this exactly work
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Fire bolt- Shoot a streaking ball of fire towards a foe and deal a measly 1d10 fire damage. Use eldritch blast instead.
Fireball - Drawing magic from your inner reserves, you unleash a devastating nuke that explodes in a circle, hitting multiple enemies, and burning them to a crisp with a godly amount of 8d6 fire damage. Make your DM’s fights look like garbage. It’s also a nice way of TPK your entire party and have them triggered at you for the rest of the week.
I feel suspicious and shocked as LeviRocks resurrects the once dead and creates a massive monopoly board. Everyone is fighting for justice and their lives. What would be the pont of playing monopoly right now??
The pont (point) of monopoly right now is MONOPOLY! We will determine who is the worthy one of the Godmodder's wish. It is very important, and will keep the peace for awhile.
This is definitely not biased. Bob the Godmodder wouldn’t be stupid enough to give an [OG] their blessing.
Eh, the Godmodder does what the Godmodder does. Like I said, if the Godmodder doesn't grant the wish, I will.
Also, are you in?
How would this exactly work
WAAAAAAT IS THIS? LUIGIS ARE PLANNING ON PLAYING MONOPOLY! AND THEY THOUGHT THEY WAAAAALD BE ABLE TO PLAY A GAME OF MONOPOLY WITHOUT WAAAALUIGI? SUCH A GAME WOULD BE UNWAAAAARTHY OF EXISTING! WAAAALUIGI HAS MANY MEDALS FOR MONOPOLY! WALUIGI IS SIMPLY THE BEST THERE IS. IF WAAAAN OF YOU WANTS TO TRY YOUR HAND AT PLAYING Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis, WALUIGI WILL ALWAAAAYS BE READY. BUT OF COURSE, THERE IS NO WAAAAAAY YOU WILL BE ABLE TO DEFEAT WALUIGI. WALUIGI IS SIMPLY TOO WAAAANDERFUL. Of course, if you somehow manage to defeat Waluigi, He will, in his grace, help you out, as laid out in the similar past events of page 93. BUT IF YOU WIN, WALUIGI IS CERTAIN IT WILL BE BECAUSE YOU CHEATED! Cheating is just what losers call technique. WALUIGI DENIES THIS CLAIM! WALUIGI IS NOT A LOSER! ... I mean, you're talking about the possibility and reasons for you losing hypothetically. I'm not sure what conclusion to take Other then that you're saying you'll call technique cheating if you lose. FINE. WALUIGI ACKNOWLEDGES THE THEORETICAL POSSIBILITY OF WALUIGI LOSING, AND THE OPPONENT NOT CHEATING. BUT WALUIGI IS VERY DOUBTFUL OF THIS. WALUIGI IS, AS WALUIGI SAID BEFORE, SIMPLY THE BEST THERE IS, OTHER THEN THE OTHER WALUIGI. In case it's not clear what precisely has occurred: Your giant monopoly board has attracted the attention of THE WAAAAANDERFUL Waluigi, Who does not know it is rude to interrupt people. He, in either his grace, his insanity, his magnanimity, his animosity, or some other property of his I'm not aware of, is offering to legitimise the game- giving it an actual and significant source for a reward, as the Godmodder doesn't seem inclined to provide one- but with the stipulation that you'll be playing Paradox(...)Monopoly(...), which was previously played from page 93 on until the relevant player stopped posting- in summary, a version of monopoly with other games thrown in and lots of shenanigans- and that Waluigi will also be playing. (This post, and any future posts devoted solely to Waluigi Paradox Monopoly, is a Sidequest, and does not refresh actions.)
I take part in the monopoly game and I summon destroyer of worlds, servent of greed, master of gluttony, the only known fart-bender in the world: WARIO
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Fire bolt- Shoot a streaking ball of fire towards a foe and deal a measly 1d10 fire damage. Use eldritch blast instead.
Fireball - Drawing magic from your inner reserves, you unleash a devastating nuke that explodes in a circle, hitting multiple enemies, and burning them to a crisp with a godly amount of 8d6 fire damage. Make your DM’s fights look like garbage. It’s also a nice way of TPK your entire party and have them triggered at you for the rest of the week.
The Darkside looks at its hands. There, a 61 rock dead rock snake is. It looks to its Dark Furby, which unleashed cataclysmic power. It looks to the Darkness with purpose. It then looks over its shoulder to notice it is, in fact, being watched. And then finally it returns its gaze only to notice a 'Shadow of Security' had joined its midst.
The confusion is seared into another Memory upon its chain... And the Darkside just decides enough is enough. It can't take being so confused anymore...
It's time to get an education. And as a being of darkness, all entities aligned with it must join it because suffering is to be shared.
But first, two parting gifts. And by parting gifts...
It notices that a lot of people seem to be using Rocks as a source of power. It takes a rock and throws it at the N👁t-Aegislash with full force, seeing how much damage it does. It then takes another one and does it again, but this time it *bounces* off of a Salt Elemental that happened to be in the area, killing it dead and redirecting it to the back of the Godmodder's head, where it connects with a resounding thwack and followed by a sickening crunch. Naturally, it was the rock that broke apart, but it couldn't have done that without hitting the Godmodder's head as hard as it did.
And now it departs on a sidequest! It's Doctorate or bust for this Heartless - assuming Doctorate Degrees exist in this world! Not that a Darkside would know what one *was* in the first place anyway.
Except the Lesser Shadow Elemental. It is to stay behind and play this... Paradox Monopoly on its behalf. They shall use a combination of Darkness and paper-cut prone letters to communicate in between rounds. it chooses the thimble.
Its Furbies, along the way, decide not to eat hearts at the moment, using the Healer Furby's expertise to store the heart safely. The Hearler Furby then heals the Heart Furby to full, and the Dark Furby...
Well, something needs to be done to fill the awkward silence. The Darkside commands its remaining minions to use their Actions to talk about their powers. This includes the Shadow of Security. Despite not knowing of the update terminal's(?) existence, it knows somehow that this thing is within its 'domain' (read 'Entity stat block') and decides to learn about the interloper.
Action 1 + Inventory Rock - Attack the N👁t-Aegislash.
Action 2 + Inventory Rock - Attack the Godmodder by ricocheting the Rock off a wandering Salt Elemental, killing it and breaking the rock on the Godmodder's head.
Action 3 - Go on a sidequest to receive an education from the world around it with group.
Free Actions:
Add another Chain to the Chain of Memories (Chain count: 4 - Refusal of Offer, Empathy with Bill, "He who knows nothing understands nothing", Hopeless Confusion, )
Entity Orders:
Dark Furby: Describe their more esoteric powers
Heart Furby: Collect Heart
Healer Furby: Heal Heart Furby
Lesser Dark Instant Elemental: Participate in the "Paradox Monopoly" (Abbreviated name) Sidequest!
The Darkside looks at its hands. There, a 61 rock dead rock snake is. It looks to its Dark Furby, which unleashed cataclysmic power. It looks to the Darkness with purpose. It then looks over its shoulder to notice it is, in fact, being watched. And then finally it returns its gaze only to notice a 'Shadow of Security' had joined its midst.
The confusion is seared into another Memory upon its chain... And the Darkside just decides enough is enough. It can't take being so confused anymore...
It's time to get an education. And as a being of darkness, all entities aligned with it must join it because suffering is to be shared.
But first, two parting gifts. And by parting gifts...
It notices that a lot of people seem to be using Rocks as a source of power. It takes a rock and throws it at the N👁t-Aegislash with full force, seeing how much damage it does. It then takes another one and does it again, but this time it *bounces* off of a Salt Elemental that happened to be in the area, killing it dead and redirecting it to the back of the Godmodder's head, where it connects with a resounding thwack and followed by a sickening crunch. Naturally, it was the rock that broke apart, but it couldn't have done that without hitting the Godmodder's head as hard as it did.
And now it departs on a sidequest! It's Doctorate or bust for this Heartless - assuming Doctorate Degrees exist in this world! Not that a Darkside would know what one *was* in the first place anyway.
Except the Lesser Shadow Elemental. It is to stay behind and play this... Paradox Monopoly on its behalf. They shall use a combination of Darkness and paper-cut prone letters to communicate in between rounds. it chooses the thimble.
Its Furbies, along the way, decide not to eat hearts at the moment, using the Healer Furby's expertise to store the heart safely. The Hearler Furby then heals the Heart Furby to full, and the Dark Furby...
Well, something needs to be done to fill the awkward silence. The Darkside commands its remaining minions to use their Actions to talk about their powers. This includes the Shadow of Security. Despite not knowing of the update terminal's(?) existence, it knows somehow that this thing is within its 'domain' (read 'Entity stat block') and decides to learn about the interloper.
Action 1 + Inventory Rock - Attack the N👁t-Aegislash.
Action 2 + Inventory Rock - Attack the Godmodder by ricocheting the Rock off a wandering Salt Elemental, killing it and breaking the rock on the Godmodder's head.
Action 3 - Go on a sidequest to receive an education from the world around it with group.
Free Actions:
Add another Chain to the Chain of Memories (Chain count: 4 - Refusal of Offer, Empathy with Bill, "He who knows nothing understands nothing", Hopeless Confusion, )
Entity Orders:
Dark Furby: Describe their more esoteric powers
Heart Furby: Collect Heart
Healer Furby: Heal Heart Furby
Lesser Dark Instant Elemental: Participate in the "Paradox Monopoly" (Abbreviated name) Sidequest!
Action 1: Watching all of my servants fall to the ground, declared DEAD by Joebobob, I hold my greatsword in my right hand perpendicular to my body, the blade pointing away from me. I open my guantlet of bones to reveal my ghastly fingers, which I slowly circle around my sword, speaking arcane words, "Salva me magnanime unum. Tu es enim sanctus et verus Godmodder. Me servum tuum humilem, nam mors mortuis per gratiam tuam ex. Victoria mea tibi sit dicata, etsi hereditas servorum Domini et amicos defuncti sunt. Mortui sunt atque obtestor quod suos amicos, quos nuper Erige mortuus omnino mortui non faciam. Fac eas NUNDEAD pro mortuum. Sit tibi in aeternum vive: Gratia tuo."
As I finish my arcane chant, my sword blade begins to emit ultraviolet and arcane blue light. I see my fallen allies, thrust my hand towards the sky, to turn their status from DEAD to NUNDEAD. I change their state of being. They are no longer dead. They are not undead, either. Truly, they are NUNDEAD, which is the state of being reincarnated as nuns. All of my servants and friends who so recently deceased become female versions of themselves, and are nuns. Even the Gloomstalkers are all female now, and are wearing nuns robes that probably make it difficult to fly. The Godtemplest has identified itself as a female, and is also now a nun, while they still retain all their previous powers.
Summary of Action 1: I changed the state of my DEAD servants and friends who died last round to become NUNDEAD on Joebobob's post. They are back to a limbo-like life-state, and still can serve me.
The NUNDEAD joke manages to be humourous enough to work! Your servants are now NUNDEAD! albeit, even with the bonus it isn't quite sufficient to fully resummon all three, so around half of the Tartarus Residents, specifically ones which are of species which cannot be female, are not resummoned.
WE meet again! I point at the rock snake. I am quite salty about not being able to finish it off in the past. Thus I clap my hands, beckoning my salt pyramid scheme to destroy this abomination against rock collectors with the power of pyramid salt.
I order my entities to collect rock. I collect rock myself.
I am feeling quite pyramidial today so I build a great pyramid over the rock nest with some rocks. This pyramid has sharp edges and if one attacks it, it will damage the attacker due to its superb rock hardness.
You beckon the Pyramid Scheme! It will respond in the EoRR! You collect 3+4+4+5+3 Rocks! You create a Pyramid using 20 rocks, which will do 1 retaliatory damage per rock lost!
Finally, since I am now ready to enter in the realm of music, I start making songs. As I do so, blue streaks of energy surround me as I work, as I am completely focused on music. The energy enters me as I work, and more come as others are absorbed by me.
Summary: All actions are used as I create music, and blue energy gets absorbed by me during this process.
You create music, and empower yourself with blue energy!
The Godmodder looks up. He Resents that accusation! first of all, this green-fire greatsword worshiper person is objectively Completely different from the last AG who he left to die! and second of all, he didn't leave anyone to die! He just happened to be occupied doing something incredibly important and not at all banal or minor! and uh. Yeah! Stop impugning on the Godmodder's Honor! This is libel, is what it is! Definitely libel, and not the truth in any way shape or form!
Yes, the Godmodder cares about his followers, but in a more complicated way than mortal minds can understand. Right?
The Godmodder glances in your direction and nods. You've got it exactly right, up to the limits of how right you can be with your mortal comprehension. Definitely.
I feel suspicious and shocked as LeviRocks resurrects the once dead and creates a massive monopoly board. Everyone is fighting for justice and their lives. What would be the pont of playing monopoly right now??
Action 2: I force everyone that isn’t [OG] to listen to the cringiest Rick Roll they have ever seen. Their life practically leaves their body as they cannot contain the salt that is being exerted onto them.
You deal 2 damage to all 3 furbies, the dark instant elemental, the shadow of security, the yoga fitness studio of eternal peace, the Readatorium, the Infernal Spirit, the NUNDEAD, and Tetrahedral one. The remaining entities either thrive on Salt, or are music-based (or are the Godmodder).
The Darkside looks at its hands. There, a 61 rock dead rock snake is. It looks to its Dark Furby, which unleashed cataclysmic power. It looks to the Darkness with purpose. It then looks over its shoulder to notice it is, in fact, being watched. And then finally it returns its gaze only to notice a 'Shadow of Security' had joined its midst.
The confusion is seared into another Memory upon its chain... And the Darkside just decides enough is enough. It can't take being so confused anymore...
It's time to get an education. And as a being of darkness, all entities aligned with it must join it because suffering is to be shared.
But first, two parting gifts. And by parting gifts...
It notices that a lot of people seem to be using Rocks as a source of power. It takes a rock and throws it at the N👁t-Aegislash with full force, seeing how much damage it does. It then takes another one and does it again, but this time it *bounces* off of a Salt Elemental that happened to be in the area, killing it dead and redirecting it to the back of the Godmodder's head, where it connects with a resounding thwack and followed by a sickening crunch. Naturally, it was the rock that broke apart, but it couldn't have done that without hitting the Godmodder's head as hard as it did.
And now it departs on a sidequest! It's Doctorate or bust for this Heartless - assuming Doctorate Degrees exist in this world! Not that a Darkside would know what one *was* in the first place anyway.
Except the Lesser Shadow Elemental. It is to stay behind and play this... Paradox Monopoly on its behalf. They shall use a combination of Darkness and paper-cut prone letters to communicate in between rounds. it chooses the thimble.
Its Furbies, along the way, decide not to eat hearts at the moment, using the Healer Furby's expertise to store the heart safely. The Hearler Furby then heals the Heart Furby to full, and the Dark Furby...
Well, something needs to be done to fill the awkward silence. The Darkside commands its remaining minions to use their Actions to talk about their powers. This includes the Shadow of Security. Despite not knowing of the update terminal's(?) existence, it knows somehow that this thing is within its 'domain' (read 'Entity stat block') and decides to learn about the interloper.
Action 1 + Inventory Rock - Attack the N👁t-Aegislash.
Action 2 + Inventory Rock - Attack the Godmodder by ricocheting the Rock off a wandering Salt Elemental, killing it and breaking the rock on the Godmodder's head.
Action 3 - Go on a sidequest to receive an education from the world around it with group.
Free Actions:
Add another Chain to the Chain of Memories (Chain count: 4 - Refusal of Offer, Empathy with Bill, "He who knows nothing understands nothing", Hopeless Confusion, )
Entity Orders:
Dark Furby: Describe their more esoteric powers
Heart Furby: Collect Heart
Healer Furby: Heal Heart Furby
Lesser Dark Instant Elemental: Participate in the "Paradox Monopoly" (Abbreviated name) Sidequest!
Shadow of Security: Explain yourself please.
The Darkside Throws a rock at n👁t-Aegislash! The Rock hits them head-on, causing the blade to snap in half! Due to the force of the throw, the fragile membrane around the Not-Aegislash's eyes explodes, leaving them hollow. As its body lays there broken on the ground, an acrid purple smoke starts leaking out of the holes in the blade... to be clear, this kills them! The Darkside knows that if the Aegislash had more health and no damage resistance, it would have done an average of 21.333 damage- 20 from the Action, and 1.333 from the rock, as each (appropriate gathering tool-based) rock-collection action generates an average of 15 Rocks, making each rock worth as much as 20/15=4/3=1.333(repeating) damage's worth. But the Darkside is still being watched... in this gaze, no thing shall hide. There are no Lesser Salt Elementals left! The Godmodder proceeds to produce the requisite sound effects by hitting the rock with a cricket bat, emitting the Thwack, then taking a long and very fast step ahead of the ball, turning around, and eating it. Crunchy! Due to the (in my opinion) humour of the part with 'suffering is to be shared ', not only does the Darkside head off on a sidequest, but it gets a few options to choose from as to where to go! It senses the following schools are available: Grookpimples. The Mentorage of Mythicals. Cherry Blossoms Dojo. or a random other one of little import, scattered around the world. (They sense something they may be interested in in grookpimples... conversely, the Dojo is repulsive to their senses, like some fool of the KH!Light.) However, its attempt to access Paradox Monopoly through a Dark Instant Elemental fails! It quickly determines that entities don't have the needed versatility to engage in Paradox Monopoly! Not only that, but it has insufficient... Hm, not sure how to say it. something like... there isn't enough bandwidth here to give full, versatile, situational shenanigans actions orders to two locations at once- if you attempt dual-locational sidequesting, well, I'm not going to stop you entirely, but you'll get a limit on action size, to around 400 words/sidequest, when doing so. And one final complication: Heart Generation, and other snowballing effects, will be incredibly stunted while on a sidequest due to the reduction to risk of entity death inherent in being far away from everyone else. Healing, Attack, and corruptor effects are not affected.
EoRR Eishalon, and the Crustaceans, gather rocks! 5+3+2+5 from the Crustaceans, and 7+7 from the Eishalon! The Auto-Turret automatically attacks the Tetrahedral One, as is its nature, for 8 damage! The Bootburners and Anti-Elves have no orders! The portal spawns 3 Anti-Elves! The Furbies head off to whichever school the Darkside has chosen! the Dark Furby and Shadow Of Security do not speak, though it doesn't seem as though they literally Cannot. it's something else... The Nundead beings attack the Pyramid guarding the rock nest! they destroy 5 rocks, and take 5 damage! The Pinnacle infernal spirit joins in, doing 4+3+3=10 damage and so removing 7 rocks! it takes 7 damage as a result. The Tetrahedral one heals the Rock Snake by 9 HP, sends a bolt of black from the dark side to kill 3 Bootburners, and drips further blood on the Rocker, giving it another 27 HP. The Corrupted Rocker Furby Rocks out some more! Despite the sharpness of the remains of the Pyramid, it is able to seize that summon without taking any damage, and uses the power of the Pyramid to enhance its stage! Bill Cipher decides that since Hungry Visitor did, indeed, serve as a significant part of bringing them into this realm, they'll help out. Or, I assume that's what they decided; it's the best explanation I've got for their decision to throw an unending barrage of paper at the Corrupted Rocker Furby. Hm... not actually unending, it seems. After burying the Furby beneath a mountainous pile of paper- which on closer inspection is all the failed forms from their redefinition of 'rock'- They snap their fingers, setting the entire stack of paper on fire- specifically their particular brand of Blue fire, and not ordinary fire- then float away. The Fire, as well as the papers, does 100 damage! Unfortunately for Bill, this is projected to reduce the salt output from hungry visitor. The Godmodder glances at Paradox Monopoly, but declines to intervene, putting another point in I'll decide on this later. .
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium. [A-naturewriter]Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...? [OG-Acerak] Steve 41/25 HP, 0.5 Dig||Magic!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) out of the battlefield! [OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. ) 0/3 Energy Diamonds, 0 Awakening integrity (depleted) BUFF. [ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 35+#) rocks, 1 glowing white chunk of quartz, on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. (10/10 integrity) , asleep. Earth Pelican 34+$@ rocks. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. ( 8/8 integrity) , asleep. Rock Crustacean 26 + !( Rocks x4+15 white orbsx1. 1 is awakened (0/18 integrity) [OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast]9 Toast, 2 Toast III, 6 eggs (1 is HVs), 4 Toast I Rock Nest 31 Rocks (guarding all Eggs! 30 HP wall of corpses as food if they hatch! Lamp! ) Auto-Turret 60 Rocks 8A, automatic. Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (17/45 integrity) will it Blend Vend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt! Protected by a bubble of pure madness! Protected by a 66 HP shield! [OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 👁/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 8?/1d8: Assassinate. Inter-Dimensional Elephant 150/200 HP, 8 IDMT(+1/R),Healthful Hygene, . [OG-Woobydoobydoo] Bootburners 3x5 +1x1 HP 1x6 Anti-Boot!A, Anti-Elves 5x6+1 HP, 1x7 Anti-Elven!A. 16-HP shield against Furbies In Particular. (targetting gain: Corrupteds.) Anti-Elf Dimensional Portal (20HP, immune while anti-elves live!) +3 Anti-Elves / Bootburners per round! Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme! [OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...? [OG-Origin] Demogoblin 28/70 HP, 1/3 20A bombs. [All Hallows Eve-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 50/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose. •••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [A/H/UnHallows- Alastair] Heart Furby 20/20 HP, 5A, 1 Heart(s), 1 Heart generation (down to 0.25). Healer Furby 18/20 HP, 12 Furby-Healing!A 38/40 HP (normal), 5 Dark Corruptor!A. Embroiled in Darkness which defies Induction (??% Csp-int, Ruinous Drive.). Lesser Dark Instant Elemental 9 HP, +1 HP/R Shadow of Security 33 HP, +5 HP/R. 2?/G have you seen the crimson crown GONE QUESTING. [A-MemerAsriel] Yoga Fitness Studio Of Eternal Peace 8/20 HP Readatorium 8/10 HP. [AG-LeviRocks] NUNDEAD Wyvern knight army 16 HP, 3A, Horde. NUNDEAD Godtemplest 16/20 HP, 2A NUNDEAD Tartarus Residents 9/10 HP, 1A [AG] Pinnacle Infernal Spirit 5/30 HP, 2d2x3A, 40% dodge. Tetrahedral one 27x3 + 9x1 HP. 3-Dimensional. side polished to a mirrors shine (9 Healing). Side covered in black paint (9A). side covered in blood(27C). side made of glass (nothing or anything.). Corrupted Rocker Furby 240/20 HP, Bloodcurdling Roar charged! Rock Out!A, Rock Electric Guitar, riding Rock Snake! Off-brand Rock Snake 9 HP/ 101 Rocks, Multi-Rock Steal!A, Stasis Sickened (Can't act!)! Stage, 38 Rocks (guarding Rocker Furby! Thorns!) [WAAAAAAAAA]WALUIGI HAS RETURNED! WALUIGI IS CERTAIN EVERY LUIGI HERE IS EXTREMELY PLEASE TO KNOW THIS. WALUIGI IS SIMPLY SO WAANDERFUL, THERE IS NO ALTERNATIVE POSSIBILITY. INDEED. [Pyramidial] Pyramid Scheme Manifestation, BILL CIPHER. 133/∞ Salt. ? Tenets. knowledge of Lots Of Things. Deal with the devil. 2 Dimensional. Affiliated with HungryVisitor, TGreatOne, ?????????, /\, child salamanders, and all past and future members of the Scheme. Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions! Salt Servants 34x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 0/18 shield. [GM] Godmodder: 268 /300 HP 2/4 I'll decide on this later. Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 73% skill. Owns a Unique'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 122 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose & choclats, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. Mentionable Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . Chimeric Claws. Pendant of Gaston (2?? /4 dozen eggladbargelarges) OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.) Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.). SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). <Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!> BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby! The- Purity embodied. (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) The Great One: Minor Wounds. LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! LeviRocks: alive. treated as a completely separate being from before death. 20 HP shield. Qwerty : Minor wounds! tear gas! Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!) Gandalf: weird mushroom. Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. Going on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused.
I take part in the monopoly game and I summon destroyer of worlds, servent of greed, master of gluttony, the only known fart-bender in the world: WARIO
SO LUIGI WANTS TO JOIN WALUIGI IN PARADOX MONOPOLY? WAAAAANDERFUL. AH, BUT WARIO IS VERY BUSY AT THE MOMENT. WALUIGI KNOWS THIS MAY BE SURPRISING, BUT WARIO HAS THINGS WHICH HE DOES, AND HE IS GREEDY ENOUGH TO THINK THOSE THINGS ARE BETTER THEN PARADOX TENN- ER, MONOPOLY. WALUIGI WAS SURPRISED TOO! ONLY THE FIRST TIME, OF COURSE. WALUIGI IS NO LONGER SURPRISED BY WARIO. WALUIGI KNOWS WARIO TOO WELL. TO GET THE ATTENTION OF WARIO WOULD REQUIRE DOSH THAT WAS TRULY HELLA. AT ANY RATE, YOU JOIN THE PARADOX MONOPOLY! WALUIGI, AS A HANDICAP ON HIS WAAAANDEROUS SKILLS, WILL ALLOW THE LUIGIS TO GO FIRST! BECAUSE THIS IS HOW MONOPOLY WORKS, YOU START WITH 1500M! NOW, FOR ROLLS... the dice come up on four, five, and tape recorder. You may move 9 + tape recorder spaces. SAY, WAAAAT MONOPOLY FIGURE DO YOU WAAAANT? WALUIGI, PERSONALLY, WILL BE TAKING THE PERPETUALLY SCREAMING HEAD FIGURE.
So that's the roll you've got! Some things I should note- being in this sidequest precludes posts in the main update, though I will try to update this sidequest more often then the main updates happen. Also, it doesn't have separation of actions- You can do however much stuff you want, but it won't be action 1, action 2, action 3, etc. It is, after all, a game, which ostensibly follows rules.
Action 3: I start playing Monopoly, thanking Saint Waluigi for creating a proper prize. My figure will be the boat.
AH, A LUIGI WHO KNOWS THEIR PLACE! WALUIGI KNEW WALUIGI LIKED YOU! Your roll on the movement dice comes up on 1, 4, and ⛏! You may move 5+pickaxe spaces.
WALUIGI DOESN'T DO ANYTHING BECAUSE WALUIGI IS WAITING FOR THE LUIGIS TO MAKE THEIR MOVES FIRST! OH, AND WALUIGI SUPPOSES HE SHOULD MENTION: WE WILL BE USING THIS MONOPOLY BOARD. DON'T MIND THE SCORCH MARKS. IF ANY OF YOU LUIGIS ARE CONFUSED BY THE THIRD ROLL OF YOUR DICE, ALL WALUIGI HAS TO SAY TO YOU IS THIS: THE INFINITE IS POSSIBLE, AND ALL LIMITS WERE IN YOUR HEADS ALL ALONG. ALSO, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS CHEATING.
Current Subgame: Monopoly. Field spell/ Stadium / Land/Arena: None/Monopoly Board.
WALUIGI, THE GREAT AND PURPLE. PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: W AAA AA A Points: 0. Money: 1500W Cards or other Resources: 0. Discarded: none. Other: Perpetually Screaming Head Figure. Board Position: 0.
SLATE LUILeviRocks PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 1,500M Cards or other resources: rolled a 5+pickaxe. Discarded: none Other: Boat. Board position: 0
ASSOQwerty_ PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ + Points: 0. Money: 1,500M Cards or other resources: Rolled a 9+tape recorder Discarded: none Other: Board position: 0
Yup. I'm hoping to eventually get some Heartless in here or maybe a Disney villain cameo or two, but for now the idea of a Heartless summoning utterly evil Furbies was too hilarious to resist.
But leaving it like that would be a waste for me, so yeah, hopefully after doing a sidequest I'll get some more KH stuff proper in.
My boat figure moves forward a 5 + pickaxe spaces. (This doesn't require an action, right?)
Action 1: As part of my consciousness is split playing Monopoly, most of my mind is still active on the battlefield. I move towards Alastair_Dragovich, and banish them to the Monopoly board. They must participate in the game.
Entity Actions:
NUNDEAD Tartarus Residents, now wearing nun robes, exit the portal, coming to the world from the deep pit of the spirit of monsters. They start venerating the Godmodder, and pouring out all their faith towards the True and Eternal Godmodder and Saint Waluigi. They are feeding divine power to the NUNDEAD Godtemplest, and will use their turn to do so.
NUNDEAD Wyvern Knights, again wearing nun robes, harness their arcane power, and feed it into the NUNDEAD Godtemplest, which they use their turn to do so. This momentarily will increase the power of the Godtemplest.
The NUNDEAD Godtemplest, now a female undead-corporeal spirit worshiping the Godmodder activates the portal at the center of its body. Using the divine and arcane energy it received from the NUNDEAD Tartarus Residents and NUNDEAD Wyvern Knights to feed the portal, it activates the planar energy to bring something truly strange and alien to the world. The portal flashes green, summoning forth a short-humanoid figure, wearing green clothes, almost looking like an Italian Leprechaun. As this figure is sucked into the portal near the one he emerged from, he then is flung through the portal on the ground through Tartarus. You see lying on the ground, a cartoonish figure, wearing a green shirt with overalls, and a green hat with an L on it. The figure pushes himself up to his feet, and you see, it's the Great and Good Luigi!
"I'm-a-Luigi!" He shouts gleefully, "I-ah heard that some were playing Monopoly! I will join the game! Here we go!"
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Action 2: As the blue energy surrounds and enters me, a change in me happens. Somewhere inside me, a shift has happened. My body uncloned body floats into the air, and suddenly disappears
Action 3: Getting dressed in proper clothes (a red Luigi suit), I join the Monopoly game, with the figure of a keyboard
Yes, Tartarus is the pit that monsters live in and are imprisoned in. Tartarus is also a god-like being that is the spirit of the pit. They also respawn in there, iirc.
Yes, sorry, added a bit of doctrine to the Godmodder worshipping cult. I may have confused the Godmodder with the Force.
Yes, the Godmodder cares about his followers, but in a more complicated way than mortal minds can understand. Right?
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I feel suspicious and shocked as LeviRocks resurrects the once dead and creates a massive monopoly board. Everyone is fighting for justice and their lives. What would be the pont of playing monopoly right now??
Action 2: I force everyone that isn’t [OG] to listen to the cringiest Rick Roll they have ever seen. Their life practically leaves their body as they cannot contain the salt that is being exerted onto them.
The pont (point) of monopoly right now is MONOPOLY! We will determine who is the worthy one of the Godmodder's wish. It is very important, and will keep the peace for awhile.
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This is definitely not biased. Bob the Godmodder wouldn’t be stupid enough to give an [OG] their blessing.
Eh, the Godmodder does what the Godmodder does. Like I said, if the Godmodder doesn't grant the wish, I will.
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How would this exactly work
WAAAAAAT IS THIS? LUIGIS ARE PLANNING ON PLAYING MONOPOLY! AND THEY THOUGHT THEY WAAAAALD BE ABLE TO PLAY A GAME OF MONOPOLY WITHOUT WAAAALUIGI? SUCH A GAME WOULD BE UNWAAAAARTHY OF EXISTING! WAAAALUIGI HAS MANY MEDALS FOR MONOPOLY! WALUIGI IS SIMPLY THE BEST THERE IS. IF WAAAAN OF YOU WANTS TO TRY YOUR HAND AT PLAYING Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis, WALUIGI WILL ALWAAAAYS BE READY. BUT OF COURSE, THERE IS NO WAAAAAAY YOU WILL BE ABLE TO DEFEAT WALUIGI. WALUIGI IS SIMPLY TOO WAAAANDERFUL.
Of course, if you somehow manage to defeat Waluigi, He will, in his grace, help you out, as laid out in the similar past events of page 93. BUT IF YOU WIN, WALUIGI IS CERTAIN IT WILL BE BECAUSE YOU CHEATED! Cheating is just what losers call technique. WALUIGI DENIES THIS CLAIM! WALUIGI IS NOT A LOSER! ... I mean, you're talking about the possibility and reasons for you losing hypothetically. I'm not sure what conclusion to take Other then that you're saying you'll call technique cheating if you lose. FINE. WALUIGI ACKNOWLEDGES THE THEORETICAL POSSIBILITY OF WALUIGI LOSING, AND THE OPPONENT NOT CHEATING. BUT WALUIGI IS VERY DOUBTFUL OF THIS. WALUIGI IS, AS WALUIGI SAID BEFORE, SIMPLY THE BEST THERE IS, OTHER THEN THE OTHER WALUIGI.
In case it's not clear what precisely has occurred: Your giant monopoly board has attracted the attention of THE WAAAAANDERFUL Waluigi, Who does not know it is rude to interrupt people. He, in either his grace, his insanity, his magnanimity, his animosity, or some other property of his I'm not aware of, is offering to legitimise the game- giving it an actual and significant source for a reward, as the Godmodder doesn't seem inclined to provide one- but with the stipulation that you'll be playing Paradox(...)Monopoly(...), which was previously played from page 93 on until the relevant player stopped posting- in summary, a version of monopoly with other games thrown in and lots of shenanigans- and that Waluigi will also be playing.
(This post, and any future posts devoted solely to Waluigi Paradox Monopoly, is a Sidequest, and does not refresh actions.)
Nothing is complete without the WAA BROTHERS
Action 3:
I take part in the monopoly game and I summon destroyer of worlds, servent of greed, master of gluttony, the only known fart-bender in the world: WARIO
I do the dumbest thing ever.
I punch the godmodder.
Action 3: I start playing Monopoly, thanking Saint Waluigi for creating a proper prize. My figure will be the boat.
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The Darkside looks at its hands. There, a 61 rock dead rock snake is. It looks to its Dark Furby, which unleashed cataclysmic power. It looks to the Darkness with purpose. It then looks over its shoulder to notice it is, in fact, being watched. And then finally it returns its gaze only to notice a 'Shadow of Security' had joined its midst.
The confusion is seared into another Memory upon its chain... And the Darkside just decides enough is enough. It can't take being so confused anymore...
It's time to get an education. And as a being of darkness, all entities aligned with it must join it because suffering is to be shared.
But first, two parting gifts. And by parting gifts...
It notices that a lot of people seem to be using Rocks as a source of power. It takes a rock and throws it at the N👁t-Aegislash with full force, seeing how much damage it does. It then takes another one and does it again, but this time it *bounces* off of a Salt Elemental that happened to be in the area, killing it dead and redirecting it to the back of the Godmodder's head, where it connects with a resounding thwack and followed by a sickening crunch. Naturally, it was the rock that broke apart, but it couldn't have done that without hitting the Godmodder's head as hard as it did.
And now it departs on a sidequest! It's Doctorate or bust for this Heartless - assuming Doctorate Degrees exist in this world! Not that a Darkside would know what one *was* in the first place anyway.
Except the Lesser Shadow Elemental. It is to stay behind and play this... Paradox Monopoly on its behalf. They shall use a combination of Darkness and paper-cut prone letters to communicate in between rounds. it chooses the thimble.
Its Furbies, along the way, decide not to eat hearts at the moment, using the Healer Furby's expertise to store the heart safely. The Hearler Furby then heals the Heart Furby to full, and the Dark Furby...
Well, something needs to be done to fill the awkward silence. The Darkside commands its remaining minions to use their Actions to talk about their powers. This includes the Shadow of Security. Despite not knowing of the update terminal's(?) existence, it knows somehow that this thing is within its 'domain' (read 'Entity stat block') and decides to learn about the interloper.
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Base Actions:
Action 1 + Inventory Rock - Attack the N👁t-Aegislash.
Action 2 + Inventory Rock - Attack the Godmodder by ricocheting the Rock off a wandering Salt Elemental, killing it and breaking the rock on the Godmodder's head.
Action 3 - Go on a sidequest to receive an education from the world around it with group.
Free Actions:
Add another Chain to the Chain of Memories (Chain count: 4 - Refusal of Offer, Empathy with Bill, "He who knows nothing understands nothing", Hopeless Confusion, )
Entity Orders:
Dark Furby: Describe their more esoteric powers
Heart Furby: Collect Heart
Healer Furby: Heal Heart Furby
Lesser Dark Instant Elemental: Participate in the "Paradox Monopoly" (Abbreviated name) Sidequest!
Shadow of Security: Explain yourself please.
Kingdom Hearts?
If so, this just got a lot more fun
You are now surrounded by tear gas. oooookay?
The NUNDEAD joke manages to be humourous enough to work! Your servants are now NUNDEAD! albeit, even with the bonus it isn't quite sufficient to fully resummon all three, so around half of the Tartarus Residents, specifically ones which are of species which cannot be female, are not resummoned.
You beckon the Pyramid Scheme! It will respond in the EoRR!
You collect 3+4+4+5+3 Rocks! You create a Pyramid using 20 rocks, which will do 1 retaliatory damage per rock lost!
You create music, and empower yourself with blue energy!
The Godmodder glances in your direction and nods. You've got it exactly right, up to the limits of how right you can be with your mortal comprehension. Definitely.
You deal 2 damage to all 3 furbies, the dark instant elemental, the shadow of security, the yoga fitness studio of eternal peace, the Readatorium, the Infernal Spirit, the NUNDEAD, and Tetrahedral one. The remaining entities either thrive on Salt, or are music-based (or are the Godmodder).
You punch the Godmodder. He catches your punch with his hand, which he temporarily replaces with a ball of razor-sharp superheated sawblades.
The Darkside Throws a rock at n👁t-Aegislash! The Rock hits them head-on, causing the blade to snap in half! Due to the force of the throw, the fragile membrane around the Not-Aegislash's eyes explodes, leaving them hollow. As its body lays there broken on the ground, an acrid purple smoke starts leaking out of the holes in the blade... to be clear, this kills them! The Darkside knows that if the Aegislash had more health and no damage resistance, it would have done an average of 21.333 damage- 20 from the Action, and 1.333 from the rock, as each (appropriate gathering tool-based) rock-collection action generates an average of 15 Rocks, making each rock worth as much as 20/15=4/3=1.333(repeating) damage's worth. But the Darkside is still being watched... in this gaze, no thing shall hide.
There are no Lesser Salt Elementals left! The Godmodder proceeds to produce the requisite sound effects by hitting the rock with a cricket bat, emitting the Thwack, then taking a long and very fast step ahead of the ball, turning around, and eating it. Crunchy!
Due to the (in my opinion) humour of the part with 'suffering is to be shared ', not only does the Darkside head off on a sidequest, but it gets a few options to choose from as to where to go! It senses the following schools are available:
Grookpimples. The Mentorage of Mythicals. Cherry Blossoms Dojo. or a random other one of little import, scattered around the world.
(They sense something they may be interested in in grookpimples... conversely, the Dojo is repulsive to their senses, like some fool of the KH!Light.)
However, its attempt to access Paradox Monopoly through a Dark Instant Elemental fails! It quickly determines that entities don't have the needed versatility to engage in Paradox Monopoly! Not only that, but it has insufficient... Hm, not sure how to say it. something like... there isn't enough bandwidth here to give full, versatile, situational shenanigans actions orders to two locations at once- if you attempt dual-locational sidequesting, well, I'm not going to stop you entirely, but you'll get a limit on action size, to around 400 words/sidequest, when doing so. And one final complication: Heart Generation, and other snowballing effects, will be incredibly stunted while on a sidequest due to the reduction to risk of entity death inherent in being far away from everyone else. Healing, Attack, and corruptor effects are not affected.
EoRR
Eishalon, and the Crustaceans, gather rocks! 5+3+2+5 from the Crustaceans, and 7+7 from the Eishalon!
The Auto-Turret automatically attacks the Tetrahedral One, as is its nature, for 8 damage!
The Bootburners and Anti-Elves have no orders! The portal spawns 3 Anti-Elves!
The Furbies head off to whichever school the Darkside has chosen! the Dark Furby and Shadow Of Security do not speak, though it doesn't seem as though they literally Cannot. it's something else...
The Nundead beings attack the Pyramid guarding the rock nest! they destroy 5 rocks, and take 5 damage! The Pinnacle infernal spirit joins in, doing 4+3+3=10 damage and so removing 7 rocks! it takes 7 damage as a result.
The Tetrahedral one heals the Rock Snake by 9 HP, sends a bolt of black from the dark side to kill 3 Bootburners, and drips further blood on the Rocker, giving it another 27 HP.
The Corrupted Rocker Furby Rocks out some more! Despite the sharpness of the remains of the Pyramid, it is able to seize that summon without taking any damage, and uses the power of the Pyramid to enhance its stage!
Bill Cipher decides that since Hungry Visitor did, indeed, serve as a significant part of bringing them into this realm, they'll help out. Or, I assume that's what they decided; it's the best explanation I've got for their decision to throw an unending barrage of paper at the Corrupted Rocker Furby. Hm... not actually unending, it seems. After burying the Furby beneath a mountainous pile of paper- which on closer inspection is all the failed forms from their redefinition of 'rock'- They snap their fingers, setting the entire stack of paper on fire- specifically their particular brand of Blue fire, and not ordinary fire- then float away. The Fire, as well as the papers, does 100 damage! Unfortunately for Bill, this is projected to reduce the salt output from hungry visitor.
The Godmodder glances at Paradox Monopoly, but declines to intervene, putting another point in I'll decide on this later. .
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 127/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: None).). towering outside shopkeeper emporium.
[A-naturewriter] Flying Spageti monster 32/55 HP 20 A/-15 A. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...?
[OG-Acerak] Steve 41/25 HP, 0.5 Dig||Magic!A (Tunnel: 20.5/20) out of the battlefield!
[OG-Shard-Shard-Hunger For Eggs on Toast] Eishalon III: Mask of Hungry Visitation for Eggs on Toast (75% accuracy. can hit enemies by accident. stuck to HV. Mask instarepairs. )
[ OG-srovy?] Kittenish Pelican 35+#) rocks, 1 glowing white chunk of quartz, on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. (10/10 integrity) , asleep.
Earth Pelican 34+$@ rocks. O look the pelican. on the kitten on HfEoT's head. Gunk'd. ( 8/8 integrity) , asleep.
Rock Crustacean 26 + !( Rocks x4+15 white orbsx1. 1 is awakened (0/18 integrity)
[OG-Hunger(y) for Eggs on Toast] 9 Toast, 2 Toast III, 6 eggs (1 is HVs), 4 Toast I
Rock Nest 31 Rocks (guarding all Eggs! 30 HP wall of corpses as food if they hatch! Lamp! )
Auto-Turret 60 Rocks 8A, automatic.
Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (17/45 integrity) will it
BlendVend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt! Protected by a bubble of pure madness! Protected by a 66 HP shield![OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 👁/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 8?/1d8: Assassinate.
Inter-Dimensional Elephant 150/200 HP, 8 IDMT(+1/R),Healthful Hygene,
[OG-Woobydoobydoo] Bootburners 3x5 +1x1 HP 1x6 Anti-Boot!A, Anti-Elves 5x6+1 HP, 1x7 Anti-Elven!A. 16-HP shield against Furbies In Particular. (targetting gain: Corrupteds.)
Anti-Elf Dimensional Portal (20HP, immune while anti-elves live!) +3 Anti-Elves / Bootburners per round!
Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme!
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. in shopkeeper emporium to fight the Displacer...?
[OG-Origin] Demogoblin 28/70 HP, 1/3 20A bombs.
[All Hallows Eve-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 50/50 HP 20A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose. •••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[A/H/UnHallows- Alastair]
Heart Furby 20/20 HP, 5A, 1 Heart(s), 1 Heart generation (down to 0.25).Healer Furby 18/20 HP, 12 Furby-Healing!ALesser Dark Instant Elemental 9 HP, +1 HP/RShadow of Security 33 HP, +5 HP/R. 2?/G have you seen the crimson crownGONE QUESTING.
[A-MemerAsriel] Yoga Fitness Studio Of Eternal Peace 8/20 HP
Readatorium 8/10 HP.
[AG-LeviRocks] NUNDEAD Wyvern knight army 16 HP, 3A, Horde.
NUNDEAD Godtemplest 16/20 HP, 2A
NUNDEAD Tartarus Residents 9/10 HP, 1A
[AG] Pinnacle Infernal Spirit 5/30 HP, 2d2x3A, 40% dodge.
Tetrahedral one 27x3 + 9x1 HP. 3-Dimensional. side polished to a mirrors shine (9 Healing). Side covered in black paint (9A). side covered in blood(27C). side made of glass (nothing or anything.).
Corrupted Rocker Furby 240/20 HP, Bloodcurdling Roar charged! Rock Out!A, Rock Electric Guitar, riding Rock Snake!
Off-brand Rock Snake 9 HP/ 101 Rocks, Multi-Rock Steal!A, Stasis Sickened (Can't act!)!
Stage, 38 Rocks (guarding Rocker Furby! Thorns!)
[WAAAAAAAAA] WALUIGI HAS RETURNED! WALUIGI IS CERTAIN EVERY LUIGI HERE IS EXTREMELY PLEASE TO KNOW THIS. WALUIGI IS SIMPLY SO WAANDERFUL, THERE IS NO ALTERNATIVE POSSIBILITY. INDEED.
[Pyramidial] Pyramid Scheme Manifestation, BILL CIPHER. 133/∞ Salt. ? Tenets. knowledge of Lots Of Things. Deal with the devil. 2 Dimensional. Affiliated with HungryVisitor, TGreatOne, ?????????, /\, child salamanders, and all past and future members of the Scheme.
Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions!
Salt Servants 34x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 0/18 shield.
[GM] Godmodder: 268 /300 HP 2/4 I'll decide on this later.
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 73% skill. Owns a Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 122 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose & choclats, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. Mentionable Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . Chimeric Claws. Pendant of Gaston (2?? /4 dozen eggladbargelarges)
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.)
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.).
SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
<Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab!
slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!>BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
The Great One: Minor Wounds.
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]!
LeviRocks: alive. treated as a completely separate being from before death. 20 HP shield.
Qwerty : Minor wounds! tear gas!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!)
Gandalf: weird mushroom.
Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. Going on a sidequest in a
vainattempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused.SO LUIGI WANTS TO JOIN WALUIGI IN PARADOX MONOPOLY? WAAAAANDERFUL. AH, BUT WARIO IS VERY BUSY AT THE MOMENT. WALUIGI KNOWS THIS MAY BE SURPRISING, BUT WARIO HAS THINGS WHICH HE DOES, AND HE IS GREEDY ENOUGH TO THINK THOSE THINGS ARE BETTER THEN PARADOX TENN- ER, MONOPOLY. WALUIGI WAS SURPRISED TOO! ONLY THE FIRST TIME, OF COURSE. WALUIGI IS NO LONGER SURPRISED BY WARIO. WALUIGI KNOWS WARIO TOO WELL. TO GET THE ATTENTION OF WARIO WOULD REQUIRE DOSH THAT WAS TRULY HELLA.
AT ANY RATE, YOU JOIN THE PARADOX MONOPOLY! WALUIGI, AS A HANDICAP ON HIS WAAAANDEROUS SKILLS, WILL ALLOW THE LUIGIS TO GO FIRST! BECAUSE THIS IS HOW MONOPOLY WORKS, YOU START WITH 1500
M! NOW, FOR ROLLS... the dice come up on four, five, and tape recorder. You may move 9 + tape recorder spaces.SAY, WAAAAT MONOPOLY FIGURE DO YOU WAAAANT? WALUIGI, PERSONALLY, WILL BE TAKING THE PERPETUALLY SCREAMING HEAD FIGURE.
So that's the roll you've got! Some things I should note- being in this sidequest precludes posts in the main update, though I will try to update this sidequest more often then the main updates happen. Also, it doesn't have separation of actions- You can do however much stuff you want, but it won't be action 1, action 2, action 3, etc. It is, after all, a game, which ostensibly follows rules.
AH, A LUIGI WHO KNOWS THEIR PLACE! WALUIGI KNEW WALUIGI LIKED YOU! Your roll on the movement dice comes up on 1, 4, and ⛏! You may move 5+pickaxe spaces.
WALUIGI DOESN'T DO ANYTHING BECAUSE WALUIGI IS WAITING FOR THE LUIGIS TO MAKE THEIR MOVES FIRST! OH, AND WALUIGI SUPPOSES HE SHOULD MENTION: WE WILL BE USING THIS MONOPOLY BOARD. DON'T MIND THE SCORCH MARKS. IF ANY OF YOU LUIGIS ARE CONFUSED BY THE THIRD ROLL OF YOUR DICE, ALL WALUIGI HAS TO SAY TO YOU IS THIS: THE INFINITE IS POSSIBLE, AND ALL LIMITS WERE IN YOUR HEADS ALL ALONG. ALSO, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS CHEATING.
Current Subgame: Monopoly.
Field spell/ Stadium / Land/Arena: None/Monopoly Board.
WALUIGI, THE GREAT AND PURPLE.
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: W AAA AA A
Points: 0. Money: 1500
WCards or other Resources: 0.
Discarded: none.
Other: Perpetually Screaming Head Figure. Board Position: 0.
SLATE LUILeviRocks
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 1,500M
Cards or other resources: rolled a 5+pickaxe.
Discarded: none
Other: Boat. Board position: 0
ASSOQwerty_
PBVPR4DHCTwMTHealth: P +++ ++ +
Points: 0. Money: 1,500M
Cards or other resources: Rolled a 9+tape recorder
Discarded: none
Other: Board position: 0
Yup. I'm hoping to eventually get some Heartless in here or maybe a Disney villain cameo or two, but for now the idea of a Heartless summoning utterly evil Furbies was too hilarious to resist.
But leaving it like that would be a waste for me, so yeah, hopefully after doing a sidequest I'll get some more KH stuff proper in.
Sounds good
Go Team KH!
Also... nice way to tie in chain of memories
My boat figure moves forward a 5 + pickaxe spaces. (This doesn't require an action, right?)
Action 1: As part of my consciousness is split playing Monopoly, most of my mind is still active on the battlefield. I move towards Alastair_Dragovich, and banish them to the Monopoly board. They must participate in the game.
Entity Actions:
NUNDEAD Tartarus Residents, now wearing nun robes, exit the portal, coming to the world from the deep pit of the spirit of monsters. They start venerating the Godmodder, and pouring out all their faith towards the True and Eternal Godmodder and Saint Waluigi. They are feeding divine power to the NUNDEAD Godtemplest, and will use their turn to do so.
NUNDEAD Wyvern Knights, again wearing nun robes, harness their arcane power, and feed it into the NUNDEAD Godtemplest, which they use their turn to do so. This momentarily will increase the power of the Godtemplest.
The NUNDEAD Godtemplest, now a female undead-corporeal spirit worshiping the Godmodder activates the portal at the center of its body. Using the divine and arcane energy it received from the NUNDEAD Tartarus Residents and NUNDEAD Wyvern Knights to feed the portal, it activates the planar energy to bring something truly strange and alien to the world. The portal flashes green, summoning forth a short-humanoid figure, wearing green clothes, almost looking like an Italian Leprechaun. As this figure is sucked into the portal near the one he emerged from, he then is flung through the portal on the ground through Tartarus. You see lying on the ground, a cartoonish figure, wearing a green shirt with overalls, and a green hat with an L on it. The figure pushes himself up to his feet, and you see, it's the Great and Good Luigi!
"I'm-a-Luigi!" He shouts gleefully, "I-ah heard that some were playing Monopoly! I will join the game! Here we go!"
Please check out my homebrew, I would appreciate feedback:
Spells, Monsters, Subclasses, Races, Arcknight Class, Occultist Class, World, Enigmatic Esoterica forms
Action 1: I clone myself
Action 2: As the blue energy surrounds and enters me, a change in me happens. Somewhere inside me, a shift has happened. My body uncloned body floats into the air, and suddenly disappears
Action 3: Getting dressed in proper clothes (a red Luigi suit), I join the Monopoly game, with the figure of a keyboard
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[A]
In a predictable manner I eat two of the eggs on toast, run through the rock snake do a backflip run through the remains of the rock snake.
You shall not survive any second longer.