I charge thrice and then bonk the taxman with a bat. Wait, haven't I done this all before?
Rend the World in Twain!: 50/60
You charge! a random hero-looking guy stumbles over. you know the type; fair skin, ragged clothing, bloodshot eyes, constantly jumping, improbably large pockets, breaking all the coincidentally nearby pots and picking green rocks out of their shards. Traditional! it looks like he's here to pick up the Sword Of Plot Convenience... what do you do? he's still a few minutes of travel out, the sound of shattering pots is just Really attention-grabbing. oh, and all the yelling; seems like the only word this hero guy knows is "HYAAAAH".
There is only one post, so the entity battle doesn't progress! The Godmodder throws a rock at the obsidian spike the Sword Of Plot Convenience is in, causing the blocks to update and the blood particles to despawn. The Sword Of Plot Convenience gained(?) unavoidable property 'Red Entropy (middling)', in addition to any other properties the charge will give it intentionally.
Well, either way, may as well worry about this knockoff of... oh boy, if I say his name do I get sued?
Let's not, just in case. Either way, to keep the knockoff from taking my Sword, I'm going to cover the base of the spike with superglue! And, to be absolutely certain, cover the whole thing too! Behold the power of glue made from gorillas! Wait, does that get me sued as well - this paragraph copyright claimed by Gorilla Glue.
Anyways, I'll charge twice after that.
Rend the World in Twain!: 52/60
(And no, Mr. Taxman, you can't have any of my charge.)
I continue waiting. I get a little bored and decide to read a book while I wait. I also cast disintegrate on the Taxman.
Underworld Apocalypse: 23.85/50
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I glare at the taxman then pay the doctors 3 more actions (an extra one so in case there is any complications they still get payed)
The Doctors agree! with the doctors on your side, the archmages enact their plan! immediately a flying saucer formed by illusion spells swoops down from above! out of the saucer steps an humanoid alien, green skinned, yellow-eyed, and bedraggled, a nametag over its head identifying it as an orc weakling. as the saucers illusion spells- cantrips, it seems- end, causing it to seemingly evaporate, the orc weakling approaches the Godmodder. the weakling is only an illusion, though, so it is able to swiftly, nimbly, and incongrously step around the Godmodders assorted retaliations like a master martial artist. the orcs counter-punch is given solidity with an expertly-piloted magic missile concealed within its fist to strengthen the illusion, though the Godmodders defenses prevent any genuine damage. when the Godmodder begins to call upon wider-area effects to smite this 'orc', the second stage of their plan begins, an avalanche of summoned badgers-cloaked by illusion to seem like eldritch monsters. as the Godmodder begins to be annoyed, preparing to switch targets, a quiz show manifests around him asking him what meatloaf wouldn't do for love and promising badgers if he wins, which the godmodder swiftly replies with 'exist' and validates his answer by wiping all meatloaf from existence. Unfortunately for the Godmodder, the shudder as reality reworks itself to account for the lack of any meatloaf leaves a gap in his defences just large enough for the mages to steal all his hair! now he's bald! and he never got around to enchanting his armor with Antisampson X! the lead archmage gives you a cheeky thumbs-up, then goes to have the stolen Godmodder hair implanted; all the other archmages will have to settle for woolly mammoth hair.
You then attack the Godmodder, just as planned. The Godmodder takes 1 damage!
Well, either way, may as well worry about this knockoff of... oh boy, if I say his name do I get sued?
Let's not, just in case. Either way, to keep the knockoff from taking my Sword, I'm going to cover the base of the spike with superglue! And, to be absolutely certain, cover the whole thing too! Behold the power of glue made from gorillas! Wait, does that get me sued as well - this paragraph copyright claimed by Gorilla Glue.
Anyways, I'll charge twice after that.
Rend the World in Twain!: 52/60
(And no, Mr. Taxman, you can't have any of my charge.)
pshhht, not with that attitude! anyway, you keep the knockoff from taking the sword! since that's part of a chargequest- and chargequest progression counts as charge progression-, the action goes to your charge bringing you to 53, not 52! the solution isn't the greatest, though, so the chargequest doesn't give further benefits.
I continue waiting. I get a little bored and decide to read a book while I wait. I also cast disintegrate on the Taxman.
Underworld Apocalypse: 23.85/50
I assume casting disintegrate on the taxman was more intended as an acknowledgement of the taxman then an attack, since you increased your charge as though it's your only expenditure of actions this round.
the Darkness Given Form tries training! it gains 1 attack. The Darkness Given Soul is taking its sweet time recuperating... The Tetrahedral one attacks Daethdir, removing 0.65 actions from their shield! It then pours more blood on the shield and lets through some more smoke on the glass side. this time it's white, whatever that means. The Furby attacks the DGF for 2 damage! The Taxman procrastinates! The Godmodder throws a ball at the ground, where it quickly expands into a larger ball... and a largerer ball... and a largerererer ball... eventually, it stops, leaving only an extremely large ball. inside the ball... is a bomb! if the Ball is not destroyed, it will explode, dealing damage to all players!
[Pyramidial] Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (45/45 integrity) will it Blend Vend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt! Protected by a bubble of pure madness! Protected by 2 66 HP shields! [OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 👁/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 8?/1d8: Assassinate. Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme! [OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 92/50 HP 27A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [AG] Tetrahedral one 27+27+27+27 HP. 3-Dimensional. side polished to a mirrors shine (9+3+? Healing). Side covered in black paint (13A). side covered in blood(27C). side made of glass (nothing or anything.). Corrupted Rocker Furby 195/20 HP, Bloodcurdling Roar charged! Rock Out!A, Rock Electric Guitar! Extremely Large Ball-Bomb 70/70 HP, Explode in 3! [AG] The Taxman. 100$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 35 HP shield! 0.4 Procrastination! 0.3 ducks! 0.2 WitchcraftTaxing!A Tax Aura(0.18)! [WAAAAAAAAA]WALUIGI SUGGESTS LUIGII WHO ARE ON THIS FIELD PAY MORE ATTENTION TO THINGS WHICH ARE NOT WALUIGI. WALUIGI IS, OF COURSE, WAAANDERFUL, BUT WALUIGI IS ALSO BUSY. WITH MONOPOLY. [Pyramidial] Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions! Star Polyhedra {6/2}/2, 30 HP, 60 Salt, Pseudo-Bill. Salt Servants 38x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 18/18 shield. [GM] Godmodder: 267 /300 HP 5/5 Give me a Sign! 4/4 I'll decide on this later. 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! multidimensional Vendable Stuff (stolen).
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby! The- Purity embodied. (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Minor Wounds! Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!) Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused. Megamaths: 2 Oak Wood. Rosco: nothing. Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (1.35 Actions) OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying.
...is there any way I can stop just myself from being damaged? No?
There probably is. Oh well.
I stick a pump in the Ball and fill it with helium, causing it to become much lighter. I then knock it away with a flick of my finger. I then charge twice.
Resisting is simply standing in front of the tide and pushing at it. Even if you endure at first, you will eventually break down. Adapting, by contrast, is turning into a fish.
-me
Rangers are not underpowered. They’re just exploration-oriented.
...is there any way I can stop just myself from being damaged? No?
There probably is. Oh well.
I stick a pump in the Ball and fill it with helium, causing it to become much lighter. I then knock it away with a flick of my finger. I then charge twice.
Rend the World in Twain!: 54.62/60
yes, it's called 'creating a shield'. or healing yourself afterwards. You knock the bomb away! this does no damage, but the shrapnel now has a chance to miss any given player! You didn't acknowledge the taxman, so your charge is 0.38 lower!
Thailai becomes minorly wounded! Megamaths becomes minorly wounded! the curse of repetitiveness activates, reducing effectiveness of repeating that exact action by 33%, so you don't harm a third player; to maintain effectiveness, mix up your methods a bit, make it more interesting.
I try to jump up and spike the ball that B_Megamaths flicked away, at the godmodder.
I then spike a volleyball at the godmodder
Then I spike a spike at the godmodder.
You spike the ball at the Godmodder! The Godmodder somehow spikes it back, forcing you to evade; overall this damages the ball for 20 points of damage. You spike a volleyball at the Godmodder next, but he fires a volley of arrows at the volleyball, stopping it midflight! thirdly, you spike a spike at the Godmodder! this catches him off-guard, striking him in the leg and doing 1 damage! I also find it somewhat amusing, which surely had nothing at all to do with that outcome.
The Darkness Given Form has enough attack now. It lashes at the Tetrahedral One, its blade cutting through the bloodied side and leaving the tetrahedron short a side. The Tetrahedral one shakes in impotent rage, lacking any attacking options against the Darkness. The Darkness Given Soul is recuperating... The Tetrahedral One heals the Extremely Large Ball-Bomb by 9 HP! The Furby attacks the Darkness Given Form, doing 2 damage! The Bomb ticks down... The Taxman uses the 0.38 charges it st-TAXED this round, and its procrastinated witchcraftTaxing!A, to create a Witch! The Witch is initially weak, but then the Godmodder sprinkles some goblin dust (goblin dust: fairy dust, but for evil people!) over it, gives it some filled blessings (filled blessings: the opposite of holy blessings!), and throws a rock at it (rocks: a cheap and cost-efficient replacement for spellbooks!), increasing its power substantially.
[Pyramidial] Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (45/45 integrity) will it Blend Vend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt! Protected by a bubble of pure madness! Protected by 2 66 HP shields! [OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 👁/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 8?/1d8: Assassinate. Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme! [OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 90/50 HP 27A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [AG] Tetrahedral one 27+27+27 HP. 3-Dimensional. side polished to a mirrors shine (9+3+? Healing). Side covered in black paint (13A). side made of glass (nothing or anything.). Corrupted Rocker Furby 195/20 HP, Bloodcurdling Roar charged! Rock Out!A, Rock Electric Guitar! Extremely Large Ball-Bomb 59/70 HP, Explode in 2! distant in air (chance to miss!) [AG] The Taxman. 100$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 35 HP shield! 0.4 Procrastination! 0.3 ducks! 0.2 WitchcraftTaxing!A Tax Aura(0.18)! The Witch 66/66 HP Goblin Group 1/3, Filled Blessings: 2. Spellcraft!A [WAAAAAAAAA]WALUIGI SUGGESTS LUIGII WHO ARE ON THIS FIELD PAY MORE ATTENTION TO THINGS WHICH ARE NOT WALUIGI. WALUIGI IS, OF COURSE, WAAANDERFUL, BUT WALUIGI IS ALSO BUSY. WITH MONOPOLY. [Pyramidial] Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions! Star Polyhedra {6/2}/2, 30 HP, 60 Salt, Pseudo-Bill. Salt Servants 38x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 18/18 shield. [GM] Godmodder: 266 /300 HP 5/5 Give me a Sign! 4/4 I'll decide on this later. 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! multidimensional Vendable Stuff (stolen).
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby! The- Purity embodied. (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Minor Wounds! Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!) Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused. Megamaths: 2 Oak Wood. light wounds. Rosco: nothing. Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (1.35 Actions) OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Thalai: Light wounds.
I charge 2.38 times, then I unglue the Sword of Plot Convenience for just a moment and use it to stab the taxman in the face. You're the worst, taxman. (I then, of course, put it back.)
I also mend my wounds with my remaining 0.62 actions.
I charge 2.38 times, then I unglue the Sword of Plot Convenience for just a moment and use it to stab the taxman in the face. You're the worst, taxman. (I then, of course, put it back.)
I also mend my wounds with my remaining 0.62 actions.
Rend the World in Twain!: 57/60
you charge 2.38 times while acknowledging the Taxman! you then heal yourself. since you used slightly less then the ordinary amount for healing yourself one step, your heal success is on 1d100, anything under or equal to 62 succeeds... 46. you fully heal your wounds!
The Darkness Given Form attacks the Tetrahedral One's mirror-side, causing it to shatter into shiny shards. The Darkness Given Soul is almost done recuperating... The Corrupted Rocker Furby attacks, doing 3 damage to the Darkness Given Form. The Bomb ticks down; if it is not destroyed, it will explode next round! The Taxman Procrastinates! The Witch uses her dasterdly demonic witchy spellcraft to expand the Taxman's Shield around her, the Taxman, and the Tetrahedral one; not only that, but the saguine demonic evil bad not-good magical satanism empowers the shield to fully block the Ball-Bomb, preventing it from harming AG entities with Collateral Damage! I mean, the Furby'll take damage, but it has almost 200 HP and only does 3 damage a round, nobody cares about it.
The Godmodder tapes a gun to the Corrupted Rocker Furby's forehead, replacing its obsolete 'Rock Out!A' with '20 normal attack damage!A'.
[Pyramidial] Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (45/45 integrity) will it Blend Vend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt! Protected by a bubble of pure madness! Protected by 2 66 HP shields! [OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 👁/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 8?/1d8: Assassinate. Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme! [OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 87/50 HP 27A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [AG] Tetrahedral one 27+27 HP. 3-Dimensional. Side covered in black paint (13A). side made of glass (nothing or anything.). Corrupted Rocker Furby 195/20 HP, Bloodcurdling Roar charged! 20 normal attack damage!A, Rock Electric Guitar! Extremely Large Ball-Bomb 59/70 HP, Explode in 1! distant in air (chance to miss! won't hit Tetrahedral One, Taxman, or Witch!) [AG] The Taxman. 100$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 35 HP shield! 0.4 Procrastination! 0.3 ducks! 0.2 WitchcraftTaxing!A Tax Aura(0.18)! The Witch 66/66 HP Goblin Group 2/3, Filled Blessings: 2. Spellcraft!A [WAAAAAAAAA]WALUIGI SUGGESTS LUIGII WHO ARE ON THIS FIELD PAY MORE ATTENTION TO THINGS WHICH ARE NOT WALUIGI. WALUIGI IS, OF COURSE, WAAANDERFUL, BUT WALUIGI IS ALSO BUSY. WITH MONOPOLY. [Pyramidial] Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions! Star Polyhedra {6/2}/2, 30 HP, 60 Salt, Pseudo-Bill. Salt Servants 38x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 18/18 shield. [GM] Godmodder: 266 /300 HP 5/5 Give me a Sign! 4/4 I'll decide on this later. 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! multidimensional Vendable Stuff (stolen).
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby! The- Purity embodied. (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Minor Wounds! Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!) Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused. Megamaths: 2 Oak Wood. Rosco: nothing. Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (1.35 Actions) OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Thalai: Well Fed! has a 1 Action Steak!
I offer the godmodder the other half of the steak.
If he comes and takes the half steak I attack him with the serrated knife that I was using to eat the steak! I still let him eat the steak if he wants it.
If he doesn't come, I start to cry. I realize my career as a cook is over and I have to find another job. I sadly eat the other half of the steak, crying out, "Everyone hates my cooking! I tried so much, yet, MY COOKING SUCKS! Even I don't like my cooking..."
I pick up the Sword of Plot Convenience, which has now conveniently become light as a feather! I punch the taxman in the face, then, with three swift blows, I bring wor̵l̵̘̍͑d̶̨̬̣͋̆͝s̵̹͓̣̫̒̐̈́̉̃͊ t̸̖͕̒̌̌̅̇͂̽̃͊̽͛͘͝͝ͅo̴̻̲͇̣̺̩̭̰͈̺̰͆̍ͅg̸̡̧̡̮̪̗̭̩̱̙̫̩͍̽͐͜e̷̛͔͎͛̂̉͂̆͝͠ͅţ̸̧̢͚̫͇̏̒̐̒̄̾̃̀̏̓͘̚̕*̸̦͕̲̮͕̼̆̇͐*̵͎̫͍̆͑̽͋̀͋̒̽̒͂̈͝ͅ
When Sky High the Inventor came to, he found himself in an unfamiliar environment. This was definitely not The Mountain; in fact, it seemed to be a grassy plain. Maybe he was looking at it wrong, though - the entire land seemed somewhat unclear to him.
The Inventor: How bizarre...
The Inventor: What is this place?
At that moment, he noticed one of the fighters in the field standing taller than the others - the Godmodder, according to the impression that entered his mind. He could not figure out how he knew it, but this person was his enemy - and there were others nearby that were his allies.
The Inventor: Well... I suppose I should make some contribution.
The Inventor: Wait a minute...
The Inventor searched his myriad pockets, but did not find any of his weapons.
The Inventor: Crud! I must have left them on my table.
The Inventor: ...I suppose I will have to make some makeshift weapons with what's nearby.
The Inventor walks over to a nearby tree and begins taking sticks off of it.
Makeshift Weapon: 1/10
(The taxman approaches to take his taxes, but is intercepted by someone throwing a sword.)
~~~
"Leader" woke suddenly. That final blow from the hideous creature had knocked him unconscious. Where was he now?
Leader looked around. A place in turmoil, it seemed. And, there in the center... an enemy? Yes... a "Godmodder." At least, that was what his intuition told him. And it was his job to assist against it.
He would keep his distance for now, but - that tetrahedral one he could assist against.
A star-shaped portal suddenly appeared over the Tetrahedral One. Then, a powerful tentacle of energy came out, squashing the Tetrahedral One against the ground, before retracting and closing the portal.
Gain Power: 1/4
(The taxman approaches to take his taxes, but is quickly repelled by another star-shaped portal and the tentacle within.)
~~~
The Infinite was once again in a fresh land.
It had not been in a land like this for some time. Not that it mattered - the land would not be fresh once the Infinite was through with it.
The vine-covered golem carrying the Infinite staggered to a resting spot. This golem, the Messenger, was injured, but could still walk. Not for much longer, though.
It sat, allowing the blue vines to creep through the land. It would gain strength, within time.
It noticed a battle nearby. At the center, a "Godmodder." The Infinite decided that Godmodder would be its friend - for the time being.
The Messenger of the Infinite gains 20 HP.
Aspiring Emissary: 1/3
(Would the taxman try to tax an OG-aligned charge? It doesn't make sense.)
I offer the godmodder the other half of the steak.
If he comes and takes the half steak I attack him with the serrated knife that I was using to eat the steak! I still let him eat the steak if he wants it.
If he doesn't come, I start to cry. I realize my career as a cook is over and I have to find another job. I sadly eat the other half of the steak, crying out, "Everyone hates my cooking! I tried so much, yet, MY COOKING SUCKS! Even I don't like my cooking..."
The Godmodder wants to have his cake and eat it too! that is to say, he wants to steal the steak from you, And make you cry! he solves the problem by taking the half-steak, then blocking the knife with a shield of Fractal Onions! Your knife cuts infinite fractal onions, making you cry! The Godmodder now has half a steak, which is excellent ablative armor.
I pick up the Sword of Plot Convenience, which has now conveniently become light as a feather! I punch the taxman in the face, then, with three swift blows, I bring wor̵l̵̘̍͑d̶̨̬̣͋̆͝s̵̹͓̣̫̒̐̈́̉̃͊ t̸̖͕̒̌̌̅̇͂̽̃͊̽͛͘͝͝ͅo̴̻̲͇̣̺̩̭̰͈̺̰͆̍ͅg̸̡̧̡̮̪̗̭̩̱̙̫̩͍̽͐͜e̷̛͔͎͛̂̉͂̆͝͠ͅţ̸̧̢͚̫͇̏̒̐̒̄̾̃̀̏̓͘̚̕*̸̦͕̲̮͕̼̆̇͐*̵͎̫͍̆͑̽͋̀͋̒̽̒͂̈͝ͅ
When Sky High the Inventor came to, he found himself in an unfamiliar environment. This was definitely not The Mountain; in fact, it seemed to be a grassy plain. Maybe he was looking at it wrong, though - the entire land seemed somewhat unclear to him.
The Inventor: How bizarre...
The Inventor: What is this place?
At that moment, he noticed one of the fighters in the field standing taller than the others - the Godmodder, according to the impression that entered his mind. He could not figure out how he knew it, but this person was his enemy - and there were others nearby that were his allies.
The Inventor: Well... I suppose I should make some contribution.
The Inventor: Wait a minute...
The Inventor searched his myriad pockets, but did not find any of his weapons.
The Inventor: Crud! I must have left them on my table.
The Inventor: ...I suppose I will have to make some makeshift weapons with what's nearby.
The Inventor walks over to a nearby tree and begins taking sticks off of it.
Makeshift Weapon: 1/10
(The taxman approaches to take his taxes, but is intercepted by someone throwing a sword.)
~~~
"Leader" woke suddenly. That final blow from the hideous creature had knocked him unconscious. Where was he now?
Leader looked around. A place in turmoil, it seemed. And, there in the center... an enemy? Yes... a "Godmodder." At least, that was what his intuition told him. And it was his job to assist against it.
He would keep his distance for now, but - that tetrahedral one he could assist against.
A star-shaped portal suddenly appeared over the Tetrahedral One. Then, a powerful tentacle of energy came out, squashing the Tetrahedral One against the ground, before retracting and closing the portal.
Gain Power: 1/4
(The taxman approaches to take his taxes, but is quickly repelled by another star-shaped portal and the tentacle within.)
~~~
The Infinite was once again in a fresh land.
It had not been in a land like this for some time. Not that it mattered - the land would not be fresh once the Infinite was through with it.
The vine-covered golem carrying the Infinite staggered to a resting spot. This golem, the Messenger, was injured, but could still walk. Not for much longer, though.
It sat, allowing the blue vines to creep through the land. It would gain strength, within time.
It noticed a battle nearby. At the center, a "Godmodder." The Infinite decided that Godmodder would be its friend - for the time being.
The Messenger of the Infinite gains 20 HP.
Aspiring Emissary: 1/3
(Would the taxman try to tax an OG-aligned charge? It doesn't make sense.)
You swing the Sword of Plot Convenience through the air. you hear- --- Sky high comes to. indeed, he seems to be on a grassy plain. lots of grass, scattered trees, wandering zombies... you know, grassy plain stuff. Unfortunately, he finds the trees quite resilient to stick-harvesting, because he doesn't have an axe, and as we all know, You need to use An Axe to gather from this resource. Leader wakes up suddenly. at the edges of his hearing, he hears- - ...it's probably nothing. The Leader attacks the Tetrahedral one, specifically the black-painted side! Bearing the Weight of Red Entropy, its strike leaves a glowing red rent in that side... but it's 2 damage short of killing a side. something resembling blood drips from the side targeted, and red steam from the glass... Leader begins gaining power... there isn't anything to go off of for a charge-quest complication.
The Messenger declares temporary allegiance to the Godmodder. The Godmodder snorts. yeah, right, like he'll believe That. (If the Taxman was completely sure you were Aiding the Godmodder, which I assume is what you meant, then it's ambiguous whether it'd tax the charge (the Taxman uses the charge it taxes, so it's not like it'd be a net loss for the AG side.), but you wouldn't be completely trusted by this point anyway, so yes, the Taxman will be taxing the Messenger if you don't mention him.)
The Darkness Given Form looks around. seriously? 3 pseudo-player entities show up at once, and not One of them. not one, nor the preexisting players. helps stop the bomb from blowing up?... well, the Darkness can't stop the bomb Alone now, so it attacks instead the Messenger of the Infinite, dealing 27 damage! The Darkness Given Soul finishes recuperating! The Tetrahedral One attacks Leader back, doing 13 damage! The Furby uses its 20 normal attack damage to do a normal attack, dealing 20 damage to Sky High! The Extremely Large Ball-Bomb explodes! rolling accuracy... 5,5,2,5,5,10,7,9,7,2,8,8,3,6,10,3 The shrapnel hits Sky High and Leader, doing 18 damage! The shrapnel misses the Darkness Given Form! The shrapnel hits the Darkness Given Soul and Darkness With Purpose, consuming their actions above. the shrapnel hits the Furby, doing 17 damage. the shrapnel hits the Messenger, who is unshielded, for 18 damage! It hits Sirnaturewriter, Lyricsdusk, misses Asriel, hits Woobydoobydoo, Megamaths, Rosco, Daethdir, Orcalord and Thalai, inflicting Light Wounds on all of them! (Daethdir is shielded(shield loses 0.8 Charge), and Thalai regenerate from the wounds via Well Fed, removing it.) the Messenger gains 20 HP! The Taxman taxes the Witch,who uses Spellcraft to craft a spell to spell 'spellcraft', spelling 'spellcraft', which after a spell spells a fireball right at the Darkness Given Form for 20 damage! The Taxman puts its newly-taxed witchcraft into a bigger shield, repairing the damage the bomb caused the shield. The Godmodder starts a charge. 1/2 for Noonday Sky!
[Pyramidial] Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (45/45 integrity) will it Blend Vend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt! Protected by a bubble of pure madness! Protected by 2 66 HP shields! [OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 👁/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 8?/1d8: Assassinate. [OG-megamaths] Sky High 162/200 HP, Player Action/round Leader 69/100 HP, 25A, Player Action/Round. Bears the weight of Red Entropy. Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme! [OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 67/50 HP 27A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [AG] Tetrahedral one 27+2 HP. 3-Dimensional. Side covered in black paint (13A). side made of glass (nothing or anything.). Corrupted Rocker Furby 178/20 HP, Bloodcurdling Roar charged! 20 normal attack damage!A, Rock Electric Guitar! Extremely Large Ball-Bomb Detonated. [AG-Megamaths] The Messenger of the Infinite 55/100 HP, +1 C stats/r, 1 Player Action/Round. [AG] The Taxman. 100$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 35 HP shield! 0.4 Procrastination! 0.3 ducks! 0.2 WitchcraftTaxing!A Tax Aura(0.18)! The Witch 66/66 HP Goblin Group 3/3, Filled Blessings: 2. Spellcraft!A [WAAAAAAAAA]WALUIGI SUGGESTS LUIGII WHO ARE ON THIS FIELD PAY MORE ATTENTION TO THINGS WHICH ARE NOT WALUIGI. WALUIGI IS, OF COURSE, WAAANDERFUL, BUT WALUIGI IS ALSO BUSY. WITH MONOPOLY. [Pyramidial] Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions! Star Polyhedra {6/2}/2, 30 HP, 60 Salt, Pseudo-Bill. Salt Servants 38x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 18/18 shield. [GM] Godmodder: 266 /300 HP 1/2 Noonday Sky5/5 Give me a Sign! 4/4 I'll decide on this later. 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! multidimensional Vendable Stuff (stolen).
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds. BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby! The- Purity embodied. (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds! Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused. Megamaths: 2 Oak Wood. Light Wounds. Rosco: nothing. Light Wounds. Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions) OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds. Thalai:
No, no, no, we can't have my crossover event dying in the first few turns! I use the Sword of Plot Convenience to deliver healing power to "Leader" and the Messenger of the Infinite, healing both. I then charge once.
~~~
The Inventor was annoyed by the tree's resilience.
The Inventor: It looks like I'll need an axe. Let's see what we have here...
The Inventor pulls some items out of his pockets. He has a few iron weights, an iron shaping tool, and a long wooden rod.
The Inventor: I think I can make something from these!
Using the iron shaping tool, The Inventor shapes the iron weights into the head of an axe, then affixes it to the wooden rod. He then proceeds with cutting sticks off of the tree.
~~~
Leader, trying to stay alive, brings down his power on Rocker Furby by opening a portal and dropping it through. He then moves a short distance away to stay out of danger.
~~~
The Infinite gazed at the Darkness Given Form. An enemy? Perhaps.
Now was not the time to worry, however. It was simply the time to wait.
I then blast the tetrahedral one with a death ray built of random parts from the moon laser. Afterwards I keep charging the portal and hope the taxman ignores me.
Underworld Apocalypse: 25.85/50
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You buy a truly ludicrous quantity of Kitchen Knives! you can now confidently say you will not run out of sharp knives for cutting things in the kitchen!
No, no, no, we can't have my crossover event dying in the first few turns! I use the Sword of Plot Convenience to deliver healing power to "Leader" and the Messenger of the Infinite, healing both. I then charge once.
~~~
The Inventor was annoyed by the tree's resilience.
The Inventor: It looks like I'll need an axe. Let's see what we have here...
The Inventor pulls some items out of his pockets. He has a few iron weights, an iron shaping tool, and a long wooden rod.
The Inventor: I think I can make something from these!
Using the iron shaping tool, The Inventor shapes the iron weights into the head of an axe, then affixes it to the wooden rod. He then proceeds with cutting sticks off of the tree.
~~~
Leader, trying to stay alive, brings down his power on Rocker Furby by opening a portal and dropping it through. He then moves a short distance away to stay out of danger.
~~~
The Infinite gazed at the Darkness Given Form. An enemy? Perhaps.
Now was not the time to worry, however. It was simply the time to wait.
(The Messenger of the Infinite gains 20 HP.)
you heal the Messenger and the 'Leader' by 20 HP each! you then charge once. The Inventor makes an Iron Axe... but using an Iron Axe requires a gathering level of 75! lacking Gathering Level of 75, he fails to use the Axe to instantly harvest the entire forest. in the background, the Godmodder is smirking audibly. Somehow. Some zombies wander over to the Inventor. they look unwashed. (they also look like chargequest challenges, they're not entities and don't have attack. additionally, their relevance to the chargequest is very different from the obvious 'being attacked by zombies' interpretation.) other occurrences are the province of the EoRR.
I then blast the tetrahedral one with a death ray built of random parts from the moon laser. Afterwards I keep charging the portal and hope the taxman ignores me.
Underworld Apocalypse: 25.85/50
You do so, destroying the Tetrahedral One's Black-painted side! Since you mentioned the Taxman, it does indeed ignore you!
Leader attacks the Corrupt Rocker Furby as ordered, doing 27 damage! The Darkness Given Form and Darkness Given Soul, supported by the Darkness With Purpose, know exactly what they're going to do. they head over to the three-sided plane of glass that is all that remains of the Tetrahedral one. The Darkness with Form carves a rune of firmament blue deftly into the glass-surface, causing the remaining side to become temporarily hyper-resilient; the Darkness given Soul focuses its power as a hateful mirror, provoking an infinite regress in the faint reflections the glass provides. Out come twisted hordes of faint shadows, which crowd over the Tetrahedral One and force it down. With the aid of the Darkness With Purpose, this state of affairs becomes irrevocable. The Tetrahedral one's glass plane shudders, but remains intact. sanguine smoke with glowing embers pours from it... in other news, Red Entropy has been renamed to Skadu Verthae. It is still the Red Entropy and everything that implies, but the proper term is now Skadu Duiwole. Regardless, the Tetrahedral One is now sealed in perpetuity. While it technically still exists, it is no longer capable of active control over its final side. ...Except. The Shards of the Black-painted side have not remained as they were. with a shuddering scrape of paint against paint, the twisted pieces have formed into a disjointed ambulatory mass, the shards connected by a dark-red ooze. sanguine falselight spills forth from the exposed cracks, all sharp edges and malice. It's best to put it down quickly. ...Shard Remnants summoned! They are hostile. The Furby growls and attacks Leader with their 20 normal attack damage attack, doing... 13 damage? that's odd. I can't imagine why it would be doing less then 20 damage with its 20 normal attack damage attack. The Messenger of the Infinite gains 20 HP! The Taxman looks around. everyone keeps remembering it exists! it can't work under these conditions! literally! The Witch uses Goblin Group, creating a group of Goblins!
The Godmodder loads the Not-Aegislash into a catapult and launches them off into the distance, removing them from the field! He then repeats the process with the Star Polyhedra {6/2}/2 and the textual representations of Waluigi's previous presence, but not Waluigi himself, who is already somewhere else entirely. None of these entities have been killed, to be clear, they're just gone because they weren't doing anything important.
[Pyramidial] Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (45/45 integrity) will it Blend Vend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt! Protected by a bubble of pure madness! Protected by 2 66 HP shields! [OG-megamaths] Sky High 162/200 HP, 1.1 Player Actions/round Leader 76/100 HP, 27A, 1.1 Player Actions/Round. Bears the weight of Skadu Verthae. [OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 67/50 HP 27A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [H] Shard Remnants 6x2+1 HP. Follower of the Skadu Verthae. 3A(x2/round) [AG] Tetrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side Only. Corrupted Rocker Furby 151/20 HP, Bloodcurdling Roar charged! 20 normal attack damage!A, Rock Electric Guitar! [AG-Megamaths] The Messenger of the Infinite 95/100 HP, +1 C stats/r, 1 Player Action/Round. [AG] The Taxman. 100$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 35 HP shield! 0.4 Procrastination! 0.3 ducks! 0.2 WitchcraftTaxing!A Tax Aura(0.18)! The Witch 66/66 HP Goblin Group 0/3, Filled Blessings: 2. Spellcraft!A Goblins 6x6 HP, 1x6 A [Pyramidial] Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions! Salt Servants 38x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 18/18 shield. [GM] Godmodder: 266 /300 HP 1/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 4/4 I'll decide on this later. 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! multidimensional Vendable Stuff (stolen).
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds. BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby! The- Purity embodied. (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds! Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused. Megamaths: 2 Oak Wood. Light Wounds. Rosco: nothing. Light Wounds. Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions) OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds. Thalai: Truly Ludicrous Supply Of Kitchen Knives.
Things are looking pretty cooled off at the moment. I'm going to dedicate all three of my actions to my next charge.
~~~
The Inventor, frustrated at his axe not doing anything, breaks it over his knee, leaving him with a hatchet and a wooden rod. Actually, this will be good preparation for the coming zombies! Using a handy flint he has on hand and the tip of his iron axe, he turns the wooden rod into a torch and begins lighting zombies on fire and chopping through them with the hatchet. When he's safe again, he searches through the dead zombies for anything that might be useful.
~~~
Leader reels back at the appearance of the shard remnants. He tries to keep his distance as he continues his attack, hitting the Rocker Furby again and charging.
~~~
The Messenger could feel itself growing. The vines covering it began to mend themselves as the charge finished...
Aspiring Emissary is complete, granting Messenger of the Infinite +15(?) HP regeneration.
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You charge! a random hero-looking guy stumbles over. you know the type; fair skin, ragged clothing, bloodshot eyes, constantly jumping, improbably large pockets, breaking all the coincidentally nearby pots and picking green rocks out of their shards. Traditional! it looks like he's here to pick up the Sword Of Plot Convenience... what do you do? he's still a few minutes of travel out, the sound of shattering pots is just Really attention-grabbing. oh, and all the yelling; seems like the only word this hero guy knows is "HYAAAAH".
There is only one post, so the entity battle doesn't progress! The Godmodder throws a rock at the obsidian spike the Sword Of Plot Convenience is in, causing the blocks to update and the blood particles to despawn. The Sword Of Plot Convenience gained(?) unavoidable property 'Red Entropy (middling)', in addition to any other properties the charge will give it intentionally.
I glare at the taxman then pay the doctors 3 more actions (an extra one so in case there is any complications they still get payed)
When players get creative.
Red Entropy? Oh dear, that might not be good.
Well, either way, may as well worry about this knockoff of... oh boy, if I say his name do I get sued?
Let's not, just in case. Either way, to keep the knockoff from taking my Sword, I'm going to cover the base of the spike with superglue! And, to be absolutely certain, cover the whole thing too! Behold the power of glue made from gorillas! Wait, does that get me sued as well - this paragraph copyright claimed by Gorilla Glue.
Anyways, I'll charge twice after that.
Rend the World in Twain!: 52/60
(And no, Mr. Taxman, you can't have any of my charge.)
I continue waiting. I get a little bored and decide to read a book while I wait. I also cast disintegrate on the Taxman.
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The Doctors agree! with the doctors on your side, the archmages enact their plan! immediately a flying saucer formed by illusion spells swoops down from above! out of the saucer steps an humanoid alien, green skinned, yellow-eyed, and bedraggled, a nametag over its head identifying it as an orc weakling. as the saucers illusion spells- cantrips, it seems- end, causing it to seemingly evaporate, the orc weakling approaches the Godmodder. the weakling is only an illusion, though, so it is able to swiftly, nimbly, and incongrously step around the Godmodders assorted retaliations like a master martial artist. the orcs counter-punch is given solidity with an expertly-piloted magic missile concealed within its fist to strengthen the illusion, though the Godmodders defenses prevent any genuine damage. when the Godmodder begins to call upon wider-area effects to smite this 'orc', the second stage of their plan begins, an avalanche of summoned badgers-cloaked by illusion to seem like eldritch monsters. as the Godmodder begins to be annoyed, preparing to switch targets, a quiz show manifests around him asking him what meatloaf wouldn't do for love and promising badgers if he wins, which the godmodder swiftly replies with 'exist' and validates his answer by wiping all meatloaf from existence. Unfortunately for the Godmodder, the shudder as reality reworks itself to account for the lack of any meatloaf leaves a gap in his defences just large enough for the mages to steal all his hair! now he's bald! and he never got around to enchanting his armor with Antisampson X! the lead archmage gives you a cheeky thumbs-up, then goes to have the stolen Godmodder hair implanted; all the other archmages will have to settle for woolly mammoth hair.
You then attack the Godmodder, just as planned. The Godmodder takes 1 damage!
pshhht, not with that attitude!
anyway, you keep the knockoff from taking the sword! since that's part of a chargequest- and chargequest progression counts as charge progression-, the action goes to your charge bringing you to 53, not 52! the solution isn't the greatest, though, so the chargequest doesn't give further benefits.
I assume casting disintegrate on the taxman was more intended as an acknowledgement of the taxman then an attack, since you increased your charge as though it's your only expenditure of actions this round.

- Purity embodied.
the Darkness Given Form tries training! it gains 1 attack. The Darkness Given Soul is taking its sweet time recuperating...
The Tetrahedral one attacks Daethdir, removing 0.65 actions from their shield! It then pours more blood on the shield and lets through some more smoke on the glass side. this time it's white, whatever that means.
The Furby attacks the DGF for 2 damage!
The Taxman procrastinates!
The Godmodder throws a ball at the ground, where it quickly expands into a larger ball... and a largerer ball... and a largerererer ball... eventually, it stops, leaving only an extremely large ball. inside the ball... is a bomb! if the Ball is not destroyed, it will explode, dealing damage to all players!
[Pyramidial] Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (45/45 integrity) will it
BlendVend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt! Protected by a bubble of pure madness! Protected by 2 66 HP shields![OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 👁/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 8?/1d8: Assassinate.
Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme!
[OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 92/50 HP 27A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[AG] Tetrahedral one 27+27+27+27 HP. 3-Dimensional. side polished to a mirrors shine (9+3+? Healing). Side covered in black paint (13A). side covered in blood(27C). side made of glass (nothing or anything.).
Corrupted Rocker Furby 195/20 HP, Bloodcurdling Roar charged! Rock Out!A, Rock Electric Guitar!
Extremely Large Ball-Bomb 70/70 HP, Explode in 3!
[AG] The Taxman. 100$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 35 HP shield! 0.4 Procrastination! 0.3 ducks! 0.2 WitchcraftTaxing!A Tax Aura(0.18)!
[WAAAAAAAAA] WALUIGI SUGGESTS LUIGII WHO ARE ON THIS FIELD PAY MORE ATTENTION TO THINGS WHICH ARE NOT WALUIGI. WALUIGI IS, OF COURSE, WAAANDERFUL, BUT WALUIGI IS ALSO BUSY. WITH MONOPOLY.
[Pyramidial] Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions!
Star Polyhedra {6/2}/2, 30 HP, 60 Salt, Pseudo-Bill.
Salt Servants 38x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 18/18 shield.
[GM] Godmodder: 267 /300 HP 5/5 Give me a Sign! 4/4 I'll decide on this later. 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! multidimensional Vendable Stuff (stolen).
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Minor Wounds!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!)
Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a
vainattempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.Megamaths: 2 Oak Wood.
Rosco: nothing.
Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (1.35 Actions)
OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying.
A bomb!?
...is there any way I can stop just myself from being damaged? No?
There probably is. Oh well.
I stick a pump in the Ball and fill it with helium, causing it to become much lighter. I then knock it away with a flick of my finger. I then charge twice.
Rend the World in Twain!: 55/60
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I try to jump up and spike the ball that B_Megamaths flicked away, at the godmodder.
I then spike a volleyball at the godmodder
Then I spike a spike at the godmodder.
When players get creative.
yes, it's called 'creating a shield'. or healing yourself afterwards.
You knock the bomb away! this does no damage, but the shrapnel now has a chance to miss any given player!
You didn't acknowledge the taxman, so your charge is 0.38 lower!
Thailai becomes minorly wounded! Megamaths becomes minorly wounded! the curse of repetitiveness activates, reducing effectiveness of repeating that exact action by 33%, so you don't harm a third player; to maintain effectiveness, mix up your methods a bit, make it more interesting.
You spike the ball at the Godmodder! The Godmodder somehow spikes it back, forcing you to evade; overall this damages the ball for 20 points of damage.

- Purity embodied.
You spike a volleyball at the Godmodder next, but he fires a volley of arrows at the volleyball, stopping it midflight!
thirdly, you spike a spike at the Godmodder! this catches him off-guard, striking him in the leg and doing 1 damage! I also find it somewhat amusing, which surely had nothing at all to do with that outcome.
The Darkness Given Form has enough attack now. It lashes at the Tetrahedral One, its blade cutting through the bloodied side and leaving the tetrahedron short a side. The Tetrahedral one shakes in impotent rage, lacking any attacking options against the Darkness. The Darkness Given Soul is recuperating...
The Tetrahedral One heals the Extremely Large Ball-Bomb by 9 HP! The Furby attacks the Darkness Given Form, doing 2 damage! The Bomb ticks down...
The Taxman uses the 0.38 charges it st-TAXED this round, and its procrastinated witchcraftTaxing!A, to create a Witch! The Witch is initially weak, but then the Godmodder sprinkles some goblin dust (goblin dust: fairy dust, but for evil people!) over it, gives it some filled blessings (filled blessings: the opposite of holy blessings!), and throws a rock at it (rocks: a cheap and cost-efficient replacement for spellbooks!), increasing its power substantially.
[Pyramidial] Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (45/45 integrity) will it
BlendVend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt! Protected by a bubble of pure madness! Protected by 2 66 HP shields![OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 👁/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 8?/1d8: Assassinate.
Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme!
[OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 90/50 HP 27A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[AG] Tetrahedral one 27+27+27 HP. 3-Dimensional. side polished to a mirrors shine (9+3+? Healing). Side covered in black paint (13A). side made of glass (nothing or anything.).
Corrupted Rocker Furby 195/20 HP, Bloodcurdling Roar charged! Rock Out!A, Rock Electric Guitar!
Extremely Large Ball-Bomb 59/70 HP, Explode in 2! distant in air (chance to miss!)
[AG] The Taxman. 100$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 35 HP shield! 0.4 Procrastination! 0.3 ducks! 0.2 WitchcraftTaxing!A Tax Aura(0.18)!
The Witch 66/66 HP Goblin Group 1/3, Filled Blessings: 2. Spellcraft!A
[WAAAAAAAAA] WALUIGI SUGGESTS LUIGII WHO ARE ON THIS FIELD PAY MORE ATTENTION TO THINGS WHICH ARE NOT WALUIGI. WALUIGI IS, OF COURSE, WAAANDERFUL, BUT WALUIGI IS ALSO BUSY. WITH MONOPOLY.
[Pyramidial] Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions!
Star Polyhedra {6/2}/2, 30 HP, 60 Salt, Pseudo-Bill.
Salt Servants 38x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 18/18 shield.
[GM] Godmodder: 266 /300 HP 5/5 Give me a Sign! 4/4 I'll decide on this later. 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! multidimensional Vendable Stuff (stolen).
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Minor Wounds!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!)
Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a
vainattempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.Megamaths: 2 Oak Wood. light wounds.
Rosco: nothing.
Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (1.35 Actions)
OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying.
Thalai: Light wounds.
I heal once.
I cook a steak dinner.
I eat half of it.
When players get creative.
fshdfg
I charge 2.38 times, then I unglue the Sword of Plot Convenience for just a moment and use it to stab the taxman in the face. You're the worst, taxman. (I then, of course, put it back.)
I also mend my wounds with my remaining 0.62 actions.
Rend the World in Twain!: 57/60
You heal to full health! You then cool a steak dinner and eat half of it! you are now Well Fed; this can be thought of as overheal.
you charge 2.38 times while acknowledging the Taxman! you then heal yourself. since you used slightly less then the ordinary amount for healing yourself one step, your heal success is on 1d100, anything under or equal to 62 succeeds... 46. you fully heal your wounds!

- Purity embodied.
The Darkness Given Form attacks the Tetrahedral One's mirror-side, causing it to shatter into shiny shards. The Darkness Given Soul is almost done recuperating...
The Corrupted Rocker Furby attacks, doing 3 damage to the Darkness Given Form. The Bomb ticks down; if it is not destroyed, it will explode next round! The Taxman Procrastinates!
The Witch uses her dasterdly demonic witchy spellcraft to expand the Taxman's Shield around her, the Taxman, and the Tetrahedral one; not only that, but the saguine demonic evil bad not-good magical satanism empowers the shield to fully block the Ball-Bomb, preventing it from harming AG entities with Collateral Damage! I mean, the Furby'll take damage, but it has almost 200 HP and only does 3 damage a round, nobody cares about it.
The Godmodder tapes a gun to the Corrupted Rocker Furby's forehead, replacing its obsolete 'Rock Out!A' with '20 normal attack damage!A'.
[Pyramidial] Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (45/45 integrity) will it
BlendVend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt! Protected by a bubble of pure madness! Protected by 2 66 HP shields![OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 👁/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 8?/1d8: Assassinate.
Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme!
[OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 87/50 HP 27A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[AG] Tetrahedral one 27+27 HP. 3-Dimensional. Side covered in black paint (13A). side made of glass (nothing or anything.).
Corrupted Rocker Furby 195/20 HP, Bloodcurdling Roar charged! 20 normal attack damage!A, Rock Electric Guitar!
Extremely Large Ball-Bomb 59/70 HP, Explode in 1! distant in air (chance to miss! won't hit Tetrahedral One, Taxman, or Witch!)
[AG] The Taxman. 100$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 35 HP shield! 0.4 Procrastination! 0.3 ducks! 0.2 WitchcraftTaxing!A Tax Aura(0.18)!
The Witch 66/66 HP Goblin Group 2/3, Filled Blessings: 2. Spellcraft!A
[WAAAAAAAAA] WALUIGI SUGGESTS LUIGII WHO ARE ON THIS FIELD PAY MORE ATTENTION TO THINGS WHICH ARE NOT WALUIGI. WALUIGI IS, OF COURSE, WAAANDERFUL, BUT WALUIGI IS ALSO BUSY. WITH MONOPOLY.
[Pyramidial] Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions!
Star Polyhedra {6/2}/2, 30 HP, 60 Salt, Pseudo-Bill.
Salt Servants 38x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 18/18 shield.
[GM] Godmodder: 266 /300 HP 5/5 Give me a Sign! 4/4 I'll decide on this later. 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! multidimensional Vendable Stuff (stolen).
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Minor Wounds!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!)
Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a
vainattempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.Megamaths: 2 Oak Wood.
Rosco: nothing.
Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (1.35 Actions)
OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying.
Thalai: Well Fed! has a 1 Action Steak!
I offer the godmodder the other half of the steak.
If he comes and takes the half steak I attack him with the serrated knife that I was using to eat the steak! I still let him eat the steak if he wants it.
If he doesn't come, I start to cry. I realize my career as a cook is over and I have to find another job. I sadly eat the other half of the steak, crying out, "Everyone hates my cooking! I tried so much, yet, MY COOKING SUCKS! Even I don't like my cooking..."
When players get creative.
Rend the World in Twain!: 60/60
IT'S TIME
I pick up the Sword of Plot Convenience, which has now conveniently become light as a feather! I punch the taxman in the face, then, with three swift blows, I bring wor̵l̵̘̍͑d̶̨̬̣͋̆͝s̵̹͓̣̫̒̐̈́̉̃͊ t̸̖͕̒̌̌̅̇͂̽̃͊̽͛͘͝͝ͅo̴̻̲͇̣̺̩̭̰͈̺̰͆̍ͅg̸̡̧̡̮̪̗̭̩̱̙̫̩͍̽͐͜e̷̛͔͎͛̂̉͂̆͝͠ͅţ̸̧̢͚̫͇̏̒̐̒̄̾̃̀̏̓͘̚̕*̸̦͕̲̮͕̼̆̇͐*̵͎̫͍̆͑̽͋̀͋̒̽̒͂̈͝ͅ
When Sky High the Inventor came to, he found himself in an unfamiliar environment. This was definitely not The Mountain; in fact, it seemed to be a grassy plain. Maybe he was looking at it wrong, though - the entire land seemed somewhat unclear to him.
The Inventor: How bizarre...
The Inventor: What is this place?
At that moment, he noticed one of the fighters in the field standing taller than the others - the Godmodder, according to the impression that entered his mind. He could not figure out how he knew it, but this person was his enemy - and there were others nearby that were his allies.
The Inventor: Well... I suppose I should make some contribution.
The Inventor: Wait a minute...
The Inventor searched his myriad pockets, but did not find any of his weapons.
The Inventor: Crud! I must have left them on my table.
The Inventor: ...I suppose I will have to make some makeshift weapons with what's nearby.
The Inventor walks over to a nearby tree and begins taking sticks off of it.
Makeshift Weapon: 1/10
(The taxman approaches to take his taxes, but is intercepted by someone throwing a sword.)
~~~
"Leader" woke suddenly. That final blow from the hideous creature had knocked him unconscious. Where was he now?
Leader looked around. A place in turmoil, it seemed. And, there in the center... an enemy? Yes... a "Godmodder." At least, that was what his intuition told him. And it was his job to assist against it.
He would keep his distance for now, but - that tetrahedral one he could assist against.
A star-shaped portal suddenly appeared over the Tetrahedral One. Then, a powerful tentacle of energy came out, squashing the Tetrahedral One against the ground, before retracting and closing the portal.
Gain Power: 1/4
(The taxman approaches to take his taxes, but is quickly repelled by another star-shaped portal and the tentacle within.)
~~~
The Infinite was once again in a fresh land.
It had not been in a land like this for some time. Not that it mattered - the land would not be fresh once the Infinite was through with it.
The vine-covered golem carrying the Infinite staggered to a resting spot. This golem, the Messenger, was injured, but could still walk. Not for much longer, though.
It sat, allowing the blue vines to creep through the land. It would gain strength, within time.
It noticed a battle nearby. At the center, a "Godmodder." The Infinite decided that Godmodder would be its friend - for the time being.
The Messenger of the Infinite gains 20 HP.
Aspiring Emissary: 1/3
(Would the taxman try to tax an OG-aligned charge? It doesn't make sense.)
The Godmodder wants to have his cake and eat it too! that is to say, he wants to steal the steak from you, And make you cry! he solves the problem by taking the half-steak, then blocking the knife with a shield of Fractal Onions! Your knife cuts infinite fractal onions, making you cry! The Godmodder now has half a steak, which is excellent ablative armor.
You swing the Sword of Plot Convenience through the air. you hear-
---
-

- Purity embodied.
Sky high comes to. indeed, he seems to be on a grassy plain. lots of grass, scattered trees, wandering zombies... you know, grassy plain stuff. Unfortunately, he finds the trees quite resilient to stick-harvesting, because he doesn't have an axe, and as we all know, You need to use An Axe to gather from this resource.
Leader wakes up suddenly. at the edges of his hearing, he hears-
...it's probably nothing.
The Leader attacks the Tetrahedral one, specifically the black-painted side! Bearing the Weight of Red Entropy, its strike leaves a glowing red rent in that side... but it's 2 damage short of killing a side. something resembling blood drips from the side targeted, and red steam from the glass...
Leader begins gaining power... there isn't anything to go off of for a charge-quest complication.
The Messenger declares temporary allegiance to the Godmodder. The Godmodder snorts. yeah, right, like he'll believe That.
(If the Taxman was completely sure you were Aiding the Godmodder, which I assume is what you meant, then it's ambiguous whether it'd tax the charge (the Taxman uses the charge it taxes, so it's not like it'd be a net loss for the AG side.), but you wouldn't be completely trusted by this point anyway, so yes, the Taxman will be taxing the Messenger if you don't mention him.)
The Darkness Given Form looks around. seriously? 3 pseudo-player entities show up at once, and not One of them. not one, nor the preexisting players. helps stop the bomb from blowing up?... well, the Darkness can't stop the bomb Alone now, so it attacks instead the Messenger of the Infinite, dealing 27 damage!
The Darkness Given Soul finishes recuperating!
The Tetrahedral One attacks Leader back, doing 13 damage! The Furby uses its 20 normal attack damage to do a normal attack, dealing 20 damage to Sky High! The Extremely Large Ball-Bomb explodes! rolling accuracy... 5,5,2,5,5,10,7,9,7,2,8,8,3,6,10,3
The shrapnel hits Sky High and Leader, doing 18 damage! The shrapnel misses the Darkness Given Form! The shrapnel hits the Darkness Given Soul and Darkness With Purpose, consuming their actions above. the shrapnel hits the Furby, doing 17 damage. the shrapnel hits the Messenger, who is unshielded, for 18 damage! It hits Sirnaturewriter, Lyricsdusk, misses Asriel, hits Woobydoobydoo, Megamaths, Rosco, Daethdir, Orcalord and Thalai, inflicting Light Wounds on all of them! (Daethdir is shielded(shield loses 0.8 Charge), and Thalai regenerate from the wounds via Well Fed, removing it.)
the Messenger gains 20 HP! The Taxman taxes the Witch,who uses Spellcraft to craft a spell to spell 'spellcraft', spelling 'spellcraft', which after a spell spells a fireball right at the Darkness Given Form for 20 damage! The Taxman puts its newly-taxed witchcraft into a bigger shield, repairing the damage the bomb caused the shield.
The Godmodder starts a charge. 1/2 for Noonday Sky!
[Pyramidial] Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (45/45 integrity) will it
BlendVend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt! Protected by a bubble of pure madness! Protected by 2 66 HP shields![OG-TheGreatOne] N👁t-Aegislash 👁/2👁 HP, -10 to inc👁ming damage, 8?/1d8: Assassinate.
[OG-megamaths] Sky High 162/200 HP, Player Action/round
Leader 69/100 HP, 25A, Player Action/Round. Bears the weight of Red Entropy.
Waluigi has left the premises. Waluigi Thyme!
[OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 67/50 HP 27A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[AG] Tetrahedral one 27+2 HP. 3-Dimensional. Side covered in black paint (13A). side made of glass (nothing or anything.).
Corrupted Rocker Furby 178/20 HP, Bloodcurdling Roar charged! 20 normal attack damage!A, Rock Electric Guitar!
Extremely Large Ball-Bomb Detonated.
[AG-Megamaths] The Messenger of the Infinite 55/100 HP, +1 C stats/r, 1 Player Action/Round.
[AG] The Taxman. 100$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 35 HP shield! 0.4 Procrastination! 0.3 ducks! 0.2 WitchcraftTaxing!A Tax Aura(0.18)!
The Witch 66/66 HP Goblin Group 3/3, Filled Blessings: 2. Spellcraft!A
[WAAAAAAAAA] WALUIGI SUGGESTS LUIGII WHO ARE ON THIS FIELD PAY MORE ATTENTION TO THINGS WHICH ARE NOT WALUIGI. WALUIGI IS, OF COURSE, WAAANDERFUL, BUT WALUIGI IS ALSO BUSY. WITH MONOPOLY.
[Pyramidial] Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions!
Star Polyhedra {6/2}/2, 30 HP, 60 Salt, Pseudo-Bill.
Salt Servants 38x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 18/18 shield.
[GM] Godmodder: 266 /300 HP 1/2 Noonday Sky5/5 Give me a Sign! 4/4 I'll decide on this later. 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! multidimensional Vendable Stuff (stolen).
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds.
BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds.
Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a
vainattempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.Megamaths: 2 Oak Wood. Light Wounds.
Rosco: nothing. Light Wounds.
Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions)
OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds.
Thalai:
I buy kitchen knives
I buy more kitchen knives
All the kitchen knives
When players get creative.
Complications: 1/15
Makeshift Weapon: 2/10
Gain Power: 2/4
Aspiring Emissary: 2/3
(And the tax man cannot have any of it.)
~~~
No, no, no, we can't have my crossover event dying in the first few turns! I use the Sword of Plot Convenience to deliver healing power to "Leader" and the Messenger of the Infinite, healing both. I then charge once.
~~~
The Inventor was annoyed by the tree's resilience.
The Inventor: It looks like I'll need an axe. Let's see what we have here...
The Inventor pulls some items out of his pockets. He has a few iron weights, an iron shaping tool, and a long wooden rod.
The Inventor: I think I can make something from these!
Using the iron shaping tool, The Inventor shapes the iron weights into the head of an axe, then affixes it to the wooden rod. He then proceeds with cutting sticks off of the tree.
~~~
Leader, trying to stay alive, brings down his power on Rocker Furby by opening a portal and dropping it through. He then moves a short distance away to stay out of danger.
~~~
The Infinite gazed at the Darkness Given Form. An enemy? Perhaps.
Now was not the time to worry, however. It was simply the time to wait.
(The Messenger of the Infinite gains 20 HP.)
I then blast the tetrahedral one with a death ray built of random parts from the moon laser. Afterwards I keep charging the portal and hope the taxman ignores me.
Underworld Apocalypse: 25.85/50
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In my time being dead I have become a Geometry Dash addict. You should play the level with the ID of 109387224.
You buy a truly ludicrous quantity of Kitchen Knives! you can now confidently say you will not run out of sharp knives for cutting things in the kitchen!
you heal the Messenger and the 'Leader' by 20 HP each! you then charge once.
The Inventor makes an Iron Axe... but using an Iron Axe requires a gathering level of 75! lacking Gathering Level of 75, he fails to use the Axe to instantly harvest the entire forest. in the background, the Godmodder is smirking audibly. Somehow.
Some zombies wander over to the Inventor. they look unwashed.
(they also look like chargequest challenges, they're not entities and don't have attack. additionally, their relevance to the chargequest is very different from the obvious 'being attacked by zombies' interpretation.)
other occurrences are the province of the EoRR.
You do so, destroying the Tetrahedral One's Black-painted side! Since you mentioned the Taxman, it does indeed ignore you!

- Purity embodied.
Leader attacks the Corrupt Rocker Furby as ordered, doing 27 damage!
The Darkness Given Form and Darkness Given Soul, supported by the Darkness With Purpose, know exactly what they're going to do. they head over to the three-sided plane of glass that is all that remains of the Tetrahedral one. The Darkness with Form carves a rune of firmament blue deftly into the glass-surface, causing the remaining side to become temporarily hyper-resilient; the Darkness given Soul focuses its power as a hateful mirror, provoking an infinite regress in the faint reflections the glass provides. Out come twisted hordes of faint shadows, which crowd over the Tetrahedral One and force it down. With the aid of the Darkness With Purpose, this state of affairs becomes irrevocable.
The Tetrahedral one's glass plane shudders, but remains intact. sanguine smoke with glowing embers pours from it... in other news, Red Entropy has been renamed to Skadu Verthae. It is still the Red Entropy and everything that implies, but the proper term is now Skadu Duiwole. Regardless, the Tetrahedral One is now sealed in perpetuity. While it technically still exists, it is no longer capable of active control over its final side.
...Except.
The Shards of the Black-painted side have not remained as they were. with a shuddering scrape of paint against paint, the twisted pieces have formed into a disjointed ambulatory mass, the shards connected by a dark-red ooze. sanguine falselight spills forth from the exposed cracks, all sharp edges and malice. It's best to put it down quickly.
...Shard Remnants summoned! They are hostile.
The Furby growls and attacks Leader with their 20 normal attack damage attack, doing... 13 damage? that's odd. I can't imagine why it would be doing less then 20 damage with its 20 normal attack damage attack.
The Messenger of the Infinite gains 20 HP!
The Taxman looks around. everyone keeps remembering it exists! it can't work under these conditions! literally!
The Witch uses Goblin Group, creating a group of Goblins!
The Godmodder loads the Not-Aegislash into a catapult and launches them off into the distance, removing them from the field! He then repeats the process with the Star Polyhedra {6/2}/2 and the textual representations of Waluigi's previous presence, but not Waluigi himself, who is already somewhere else entirely. None of these entities have been killed, to be clear, they're just gone because they weren't doing anything important.
[Pyramidial] Multidimensional Vending Machine 10/10 HP, SchemeExagerate!A. Awakened (45/45 integrity) will it
BlendVend? Yes, yes it will- it has salt! Protected by a bubble of pure madness! Protected by 2 66 HP shields![OG-megamaths] Sky High 162/200 HP, 1.1 Player Actions/round
Leader 76/100 HP, 27A, 1.1 Player Actions/Round. Bears the weight of Skadu Verthae.
[OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 67/50 HP 27A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[H] Shard Remnants 6x2+1 HP. Follower of the Skadu Verthae. 3A(x2/round)
[AG] Tetrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side Only.
Corrupted Rocker Furby 151/20 HP, Bloodcurdling Roar charged! 20 normal attack damage!A, Rock Electric Guitar!
[AG-Megamaths] The Messenger of the Infinite 95/100 HP, +1 C stats/r, 1 Player Action/Round.
[AG] The Taxman. 100$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 35 HP shield! 0.4 Procrastination! 0.3 ducks! 0.2 WitchcraftTaxing!A Tax Aura(0.18)!
The Witch 66/66 HP Goblin Group 0/3, Filled Blessings: 2. Spellcraft!A
Goblins 6x6 HP, 1x6 A
[Pyramidial] Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions!
Salt Servants 38x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 18/18 shield.
[GM] Godmodder: 266 /300 HP 1/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 4/4 I'll decide on this later. 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! multidimensional Vendable Stuff (stolen).
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds.
BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds.
Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a
vainattempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.Megamaths: 2 Oak Wood. Light Wounds.
Rosco: nothing. Light Wounds.
Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions)
OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds.
Thalai: Truly Ludicrous Supply Of Kitchen Knives.
Complications: 4/15
Makeshift Weapon: 3.3/10
Gain Power: 3.3/4
Aspiring Emissary: 3/3
(And the tax man cannot have any of it.)
~~~
Things are looking pretty cooled off at the moment. I'm going to dedicate all three of my actions to my next charge.
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The Inventor, frustrated at his axe not doing anything, breaks it over his knee, leaving him with a hatchet and a wooden rod. Actually, this will be good preparation for the coming zombies! Using a handy flint he has on hand and the tip of his iron axe, he turns the wooden rod into a torch and begins lighting zombies on fire and chopping through them with the hatchet. When he's safe again, he searches through the dead zombies for anything that might be useful.
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Leader reels back at the appearance of the shard remnants. He tries to keep his distance as he continues his attack, hitting the Rocker Furby again and charging.
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The Messenger could feel itself growing. The vines covering it began to mend themselves as the charge finished...
Aspiring Emissary is complete, granting Messenger of the Infinite +15(?) HP regeneration.
Messenger then gains an additional 20 HP and regenerates 15 HP.