(And the Maxman will never be able to have any of it again.)
Sky High and Leader will only attack if they are themselves attacked, in which case they will attack the attacker, or if the attacker is a player/the Godmodder, an entity of the same faction (or, if neutral, an entity owned by that player.)
After that, I trap him inside an invisible cage so he can't get out but we can get in, but we can't get out if we do
Finally, I surround him with infinite animated knives that are under my control and tell them to launch themselves at him
by the way, what is his HP?
You try... but the Godmodder counterspells your teleport spell! The Godmodder, who doesn't walk around much, laughs at your ineffectual cage-placing pantomime which clearly didn't do anything- right up until the hyperdense neutronium shrapnel of your overlapping knife-swarm stabs him! The sheer amount of knife-shrapnel breaks the cage, but the Godmodder takes 1 damage!
I cast an illusion of a ton of cats walking away from him to cause mental pain
The Godmodder blinks. Cats? there weren't any cats there five seconds ago... wow, does that mean cats spontaneously appear out of nowhere now? incredible! Sure, they don't seem to like him, but that's a small price to pay for more cats!
(And the Maxman will never be able to have any of it again.)
Sky High and Leader will only attack if they are themselves attacked, in which case they will attack the attacker, or if the attacker is a player/the Godmodder, an entity of the same faction (or, if neutral, an entity owned by that player.)
Whisper, whisper...
Your standing orders continue to be standing orders! Ah, but, Leader's is possessed this round! This also means ??? only ticked to 56.4 from action investment! The Gentleman listens to the whispering, and applauds your powers of observation and deduction. He has agreed to join your charge! choose One of the following advantages: Loquacious Linguistics, +4 Charge Progress, Thamiel's Nature, Cross'd Bridge, Icecream Man. Additionally, you may expend your 10, which as you know is well suited to one metaphysical portion. If you do so, chose One of the following lesser advantages: +1.4 Charge Progress, Malletgreed, Tainted Light, Money Talks, Least Incorruption.
Sky High Regenerates! The Darkness Given Form continues training!... and fails spectacularly, losing 2 Attack!
Leader's regens, then attacks the Tend E-Mons, killing it! Leader's then summons an [AG] Bog Standard Snowball with 4.1 actions. It looks like something of a cross between a swamp thing and a green cube, and has 30 HP and and 2.6 standard units of Snowballing! Leader's then rolls to maintain possession... and just barely manages it with a 21 on the D100! The Multidimensional hides in the ground again. Sovereign English plops down his 'HP' next to the Bog Standard Snowball's HP, turning its HP into HPHP, or HP²! This depletes all of his degrees of reasonableness again, but increases the BSS's resilience dramatically!
The BRRRRRRRanded One flips the roundly metaphorical coin of insanity and attacks the Darkness Given Form! First, The BRRRRRRRanded One grows out its hair, tying the Darkness Given Form up and preventing it from shattering reality! Then, The BRRRRRRRanded One eats its hair like Thalai, leaving the Darkness tied up while the BRRRRRRRanded One regains some valuable nutrients! With a captive audience, the BRRRRRRRanded One forces the Darkness Given Form to watch the worst TV show in the world with them! and then it makes them read every BRRRRRRR meme in existance, one at a time! the sheer horror drains 2 of the Darkness's Soul Points into bleak grayness, the energy of which the BRRRRRRRanded One steals for themself.
The Godmodder sighs. Alright, this BRRRRRRRanded One has gone far enough. It happened once already, anyway. The Godmodder conjures an Anti-BRRRRRRRanded One Laser! If it isn't killed within 3 rounds, it'll do substantial damage to, and possibly kill, The BRRRRRRRanded One- and if The BRRRRRRRanded One survives, it'll fire every other round after that! Granted, the BRRRRRRRanded Ones insanity makes it basically a hostile entity, but since there are more AG targets than OG and A ones, that's a net good. Naturally, the BRRRRRRRanded One cannot hurt the Anti-BRRRRRRRanded One laser directly.
[A-naturewriter]Terror Pants 122/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: The maxman).). Being The BRRRRRRRanded One's Pants. [A-megamaths] Sky High 423/423 HP, 52A, -40 to incoming damage, 3.1 Player Actions/round, 65 Regen. 1/1 Mana. Leader's 212/212 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13Regen. Greater Hollowing. Least Splintering. Lesser Stinging Blood. [OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 398/579 HP 232A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG-naturewriter]Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. Definitely Wasn't Here The Whole Time. [AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side. [AG] Multidimensional (1,0,-1,0) HP! dies at (0,0,0,0)! Transposition! legally not the Godmodders!... who did he steal it from, anyway? Military Dames 5x10+4 AP, null attack!A, Guarding Sovereign English Sovereign English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of One Hundred And Fifty Two out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Counter Attack. Sovereign Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing 1x11, missiles, EEEE,,,SCHEMING, stat. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: Z E R O, though this is slowly increasing at a linear rate. ', 100% integrity, Ghostly Control!A (6000/Attack% chance of subverting target entity!) Bog Standard Snowball 30²/30² HP², 2.6 Snowballing [GIoPC] The BRRRRRRRanded One 383/413 HP, -23 to Incoming Damage, -30 HP if not full mana. Eishalon Masked! Cool Staff Bro! 19/20 Mana(2R)! goes BRRRRRRR! 82$. 2SP energy. Tend E-Mons 0/33 HP Monster-Tending!A [O-HIOPC] Anti-BRRRRRRRanded One Laser 100/100 HP, 370 BRRRRRRRanded One-killing!A, fires in 3! [GM] Godmodder: 263 /300 HP 2/100 Self-Actualisation II 4/4 Empirically Infallible Insurance 11/10 Self-Actualisation I 4/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! Holding 94 HP, 52.68CP stats.
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds. wearing pants. BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 3 charges! in weird lobby! 8 Healing Potions (Free action healing actions!) The- Purity embodied. Honorary Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds! Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Founding Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! The Brand shines. Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused. Megamaths: Minor Wounds. Rotten Bone. Forgotten Axe. 10 Rosco: nothing. Light Wounds. Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions) OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds. Thalai: Proud member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation! Water solidification. Opposition: Godmodder. Clarissa: Magic Staff (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience, +???), Magic Ring (+3 charges each 3 rounds(1/3 passed), frigid engraving, 100 resilience.). Redrover: -6$
T and Sky High whisper for a moment. Then, T turns his attention to the Icecream Man and shakes his hand with a smile.
Meanwhile, Sky High begins running at Leader, spear in hand, ready to strike...
POW!
but misses, striking just to the right of Leader.
Oh, but what's that just to the right of Leader? It's an apostrophe! Wonder how that got there. Regardless, it's now been impaled by the tip of Sky High's spear, and is now being beaten into the ground using all of T and Sky High's actions. Any leftovers charge ???.
Out of concern for the Bog Standard Snowball.... snowballing, Sky High and (if applicable) Leader attack the Bog Standard Snowball, specifically targeting the snowball's snowballing rather than its HP^2.
Ha! I have the perfect solution! As I want to protect the BRRRRRRRanded One, I run over to the laser and regurgitate my hair on to it! And if that doesn't work I also stand in front of it, hoping to maybe needlessly block the laser when it will probably tear right through me? Oh no
T and Sky High whisper for a moment. Then, T turns his attention to the Icecream Man and shakes his hand with a smile.
Meanwhile, Sky High begins running at Leader, spear in hand, ready to strike...
POW!
but misses, striking just to the right of Leader.
Oh, but what's that just to the right of Leader? It's an apostrophe! Wonder how that got there. Regardless, it's now been impaled by the tip of Sky High's spear, and is now being beaten into the ground using all of T and Sky High's actions. Any leftovers charge ???.
Out of concern for the Bog Standard Snowball.... snowballing, Sky High and (if applicable) Leader attack the Bog Standard Snowball, specifically targeting the snowball's snowballing rather than its HP^2.
You select Icecream Man and Money Talks! You and Sky High then attack the '. Sky High is before Leader/Leader's... eh, alright. ' is yanked out of Leader s and takes 30% integrity damage, as most of the power went to removing its possession, not harming. There is no leftover, however. A new Chargequest-problem arises. Of the two portions of your oncoming construct, the portion which is not the must accrue power by means. And by what means shall that be? Also, Sky High's Attack is ordinary, damage-dealing attack- in order to do a shenanigan like targeting a non-health stat, they'd need to expend more actions! Leader will do so in the End of round reactions.
Ha! I have the perfect solution! As I want to protect the BRRRRRRRanded One, I run over to the laser and regurgitate my hair on to it! And if that doesn't work I also stand in front of it, hoping to maybe needlessly block the laser when it will probably tear right through me? Oh no
You regurgitate your hair on the laser! it shorts out, going down to 'fires in 6' because it has to reboot! As for standing in front of the laser... well, it's BRRRRRRRanded One-killing!A- it might sting a bit but it'll only do a fraction as much damage to you, who is not the BRRRRRRRanded One. You'll be fine!
Sky High regens and does an ordinary attack on the Bog Standard Snowball, dealing 1 Squared Damage! Leader Regens, then tries to attack the snowballing stat directly- but the Military Dames null the attack! The Darkness is Training. +3A +13HP. The Multidimensional hides further underground. .The Military Dames nulled the attack above! Sovereign English regains a degree of reasonableness. ' jumps out of the pit Sky High and T stabbed it into and tries to attach to Sky High! And fails! The Bog Standard Snowball gains 0.7 snowballing, random-rounding up! The BRRRRRRRanded One attacks the Multidimensional by walking up (well, down) to it. The BRRRRRRRanded One is the centre of the(ir) universe, so this means the Multidimensional is now at 0.1,0,0,0! But that's not 0,0,0,0. The BRRRRRRRanded One resolves that problem by eating the Multidimensional. It's not vendable, that means it's healthy right? The BRRRRRRRanded One gains 50 HP! and loses 20 of it to food poisoning! and 30 of it to mana regen! ... The BRRRRRRRanded One doesn't lose or gain any HP! The Godmodder tapes an Anti-Bodyguarding Laser to the side of the Anti-BRRRRRRRanded One Laser. If it fires, Bodyguards get shoved aside, and must redeclare bodyguarding. Also, it acts immediately before the Anti-BRRRRRRRanded One Laser!
[A-naturewriter]Terror Pants 122/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: The maxman).). Being The BRRRRRRRanded One's Pants. [A-megamaths] Sky High 488/488 HP, 52A, -40 to incoming damage, 3.1 Player Actions/round, 65 Regen. 1/1 Mana. Leader 225/225 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13Regen. Greater Hollowing. Least Splintering. Lesser Stinging Blood. [OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 411/592 HP 235A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG-naturewriter]Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. Definitely Wasn't Here The Whole Time. [AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side. [AG] Multidimensional (0,0,0,0) HP! dies at (0,0,0,0)! Transposition! legally not the Godmodders!... who did he steal it from, anyway? Military Dames 5x10+3 AP, null attack!A, Guarding Sovereign English Sovereign English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of One Hundred And Fifty Two out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Counter Attack. Sovereign Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing 1x11, missiles, EEEE,,,SCHEMING, stat. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: one, though this is slowly increasing at a linear rate. ', 70% integrity, Ghostly Control!A (6000/Attack% chance of subverting target entity!) Bog Standard Snowball 29²/30² HP², 3.3 Snowballing [GIoPC] The BRRRRRRRanded One 385/415 HP, -24 to Incoming Damage, -30 HP if not full mana. Eishalon Masked! Cool Staff Bro! 20/20 Mana(2R)! goes BRRRRRRR! 82$. 2SP energy. [O-HIOPC] Anti-BRRRRRRRanded One Laser 100/100 HP, 370 BRRRRRRRanded One-killing!A, fires in 6! Anti-Bodyguarding Laser 40/40 HP, 100 Bodyguard-Shoving!A, Fires in 6! [GM] Godmodder: 263 /300 HP 2/100 Self-Actualisation II 4/4 Empirically Infallible Insurance 11/10 Self-Actualisation I 4/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! Holding 94 HP, 52.68CP stats.
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds. wearing pants. BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 3 charges! in weird lobby! 8 Healing Potions (Free action healing actions!) The- Purity embodied. Honorary Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds! Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Founding Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! The Brand shines. Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused. Megamaths: Minor Wounds. Rotten Bone. Forgotten Axe. Rosco: nothing. Light Wounds. Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions) OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds. Thalai: Proud member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation! Water solidification. Opposition: Godmodder. Clarissa: Magic Staff (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience, +???), Magic Ring (+3 charges each 3 rounds(1/3 passed), frigid engraving, 100 resilience.). Redrover: -6$
T spends 2 actions to mend his wounds. He does this by trading his rotten bone and forgotten axe to a dubious trader for some bandages. While mending his wounds, T uses all of his bandages, leaving him with nothing in his inventory.
Leader and Sky High use their actions to first reduce the integrity of ', and then second they use their actions to reduce the snowballing of the Bog Standard Snowball (if there are any actions left over). In addition, they attack the Military Dames to prevent them from intervening.
To combat the anti bodyguard laser, I slap an anti anti bodyguard laser onto the laser, which will redirect the anti bodyguard laser, making it instead hit a harmless cloud killing it, making the anti body guard laser get arrested for murder! I then get a chair so I can comfortably sit in front of the Anti-BRRRRRRRanded One Laser. I then brew myself some tea, while sitting on the chair
T spends 2 actions to mend his wounds. He does this by trading his rotten bone and forgotten axe to a dubious trader for some bandages. While mending his wounds, T uses all of his bandages, leaving him with nothing in his inventory.
Leader and Sky High use their actions to first reduce the integrity of ', and then second they use their actions to reduce the snowballing of the Bog Standard Snowball (if there are any actions left over). In addition, they attack the Military Dames to prevent them from intervening.
T heals to full and gains the bandaged status from the excess power of the bandages! His plan, if that was in fact a plan, seems to have failed... but he gets the sense that there's an opportunity to be had, elsewhere in the turn. Orders'd!
To combat the anti bodyguard laser, I slap an anti anti bodyguard laser onto the laser, which will redirect the anti bodyguard laser, making it instead hit a harmless cloud killing it, making the anti body guard laser get arrested for murder! I then get a chair so I can comfortably sit in front of the Anti-BRRRRRRRanded One Laser. I then brew myself some tea, while sitting on the chair
You attach an Anti-anti bodyguarding laser laser on the anti bodyguarding laser, allowing you to bodyguard the Anti-BRRRRRRRanded One Laser! You then brew some tea. +1 Cup of T!
Sky High and Leader attack ', killing it! They then attack the Military Dames, but are blocked by the Bog Standard Snowball, which starts bodyguarding the dames! Hey, it shouldn't be able to do that mid-round... Nonetheless, it does, blocking the attacks(taking 2 squared damage) and leaving the Dames free to null the rest of what Sky High and Leader may've been doing. They also regen a bit. The Darkness is Training. It gains 15 HP and 5.1 attack. Its image-represented statblock gets updated since it's been quite a while since the last time it was. Sovereign English picks up 'subvert' from the killed Apostrophe and stores it in his collection- but loses a degree of reasonableness, for taking only part of the word. The Bog Standard Snowball gains 0.8 Snowballing, random-rounding down! The BRRRRRRRanded One randomly targets Leader! Why, Leader is hollow and splintered! clearly they're an amphora! The BRRRRRRRanded One picks up and brings them to his house which doesn't exist, putting them on the shelf with all the other amphorae! Three weeks later (and also about five seconds), The BRRRRRRRanded One returns and realizes Leader has... stinging blood? Why, this wooden amphora(wait, aren't amphora made of clay? no matter, there's insanity to be done!) must already be full of spicy wine- wine being the metaphorical blood of the amphora! also the wine is made of blood ANYWAY! Entertaining some guests like The BRRRRRRRanded One's Own Foot, What Appears To Be An Ordinary Rock, A Talking Mushroom, and An Implausible Durable And Highly Furry Ball Of Animal, The BRRRRRRRanded One tries to pour some wine out of their new amphora. But the Wine won't flow! There seems to be a blockage somewhere in the Amphora! So, The BRRRRRRRanded One grabs a knife and starts cutting inside the unusually human-mouth-shaped amphora lip until the Wine starts flowing. It's an excellent wine, tasting and looking exactly like unusually-acidic blood! After a few cups drip out, The BRRRRRRRanded One puts the Amphora back on the shelf and continues the party they're totally having, leaving Leader to their fate. 30 damage to Leader! Pseudo-Internal Bleeding applied! Leader is now in The BRRRRRRRanded One's dubiously-existant house, though escaping will be the work of an action or less. The BRRRRRRRanded One heals 30 HP, and gains -4 to incoming damage along with Least Stinging Blood.
The Godmodder reveals he's the one who let the Bog Standard Snowball Bodyguard early! he then finishes his action up by healing the snowball by 1 HP, forcing it to round up.
[A-naturewriter]Terror Pants 122/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: The maxman).). Being The BRRRRRRRanded One's Pants. [A-megamaths] Sky High 553/553 HP, 52A, -40 to incoming damage, 3.1 Player Actions/round, 65 Regen. 1/1 Mana. Leader 218/238 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13Regen. Greater Hollowing. Least Splintering. Lesser Stinging Blood. Pseudo-Internal Bleeding: -30 HP/Round for 5 rounds. In The BRRRRRRRanded One's House. [OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 426/607 HP 240.1A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG-naturewriter]Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. Definitely Wasn't Here The Whole Time. [AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side. [AG] Military Dames 5x10+1 AP, null attack!A, Guarding Snowball. Sovereign English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of One Hundred And Fifty Two out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Counter Attack. Sovereign Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing 1x11, missiles, EEEE,,,SCHEMING, stat, Subvert. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: one, though this is slowly increasing at a linear rate. ', 0% integrity, Ghostly Control!A (6000/Attack% chance of ing target entity!) Bog Standard Snowball 28²/30² HP², 4.1 Snowballing, Bodyguarding Dames! [GIoPC] The BRRRRRRRanded One 415/415 HP, -28 to Incoming Damage, -30 HP if not full mana. Eishalon Masked! Cool Staff Bro! 20/20 Mana(2R)! goes BRRRRRRR! 82$. 2SP energy. Least Stinging Blood. [O-GIOPC] Anti-BRRRRRRRanded One Laser 100/100 HP, 370 BRRRRRRRanded One-killing!A, fires in 5! Bodyblocked by Thalai! Anti-Bodyguarding Laser 40/40 HP, 100 Bodyguard-Shoving!A, Fires in 5! [O-ABL] Anti-Anti-Bodyguarding Laser Laser 40/40 HP, Neutralizes ABL! [GM] Godmodder: 263 /300 HP 2/100 Self-Actualisation II 4/4 Empirically Infallible Insurance 11/10 Self-Actualisation I 4/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! Holding 94 HP, 52.68CP stats.
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds. wearing pants. BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 3 charges! in weird lobby! 8 Healing Potions (Free action healing actions!) The- Purity embodied. Honorary Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds! Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Founding Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! The Brand shines. Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused. Megamaths: Bandaged (blocks 1 stack of wounds) Rosco: nothing. Light Wounds. Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions) OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds. Thalai: Proud member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation! Water solidification. Cup of T. Opposition: Godmodder. Clarissa: Magic Staff (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience, +???), Magic Ring (+3 charges each 3 rounds(1/3 passed), frigid engraving, 100 resilience.). Redrover: -6$
Leader sits down with the BRRRRRRRanded one, and summons a cup of tea. Leader whispers powerful secrets to the BRRRRRRRanded one, fueling its insanity. Then, Leader whispers of the secrets of the ??? charge. It's an invitation to the party. Everyone will be there, after all. (All actions used to charge - Leader isn't going anywhere for the time being.
T notices something is wrong. 2ome4hing is 0h so very wrong 1ndeed. Or is something very right instead? This is a sign of some kind. I approach the Darkness Given Form. I whisper to it an invitation. An invitation to the ritual - the largest ritual of them all. Everyone will be there. Everyone will see. At the same time, an invite is extended to the thing hiding behind the dark mirror, the being of 2401. After all, it's rude to not invite everyone to the party. (All actions are used to charge.)
Sky High realizes how to use his attacks to win no matter what. He approaches the Military Dames and begins stabbing them ever so precisely to nullify their nullification. And if the Snowball intervenes, he'll just nullify the snowballing of the snowball!
Afterwards, Sky High notices something. He sneaks over to Rosco, who seems to be in a stupor at the moment, and silently steals "nothing" from his inventory. This may be useful!
Leader sits down with the BRRRRRRRanded one, and summons a cup of tea. Leader whispers powerful secrets to the BRRRRRRRanded one, fueling its insanity. Then, Leader whispers of the secrets of the ??? charge. It's an invitation to the party. Everyone will be there, after all. (All actions used to charge - Leader isn't going anywhere for the time being.
T notices something is wrong. 2ome4hing is 0h so very wrong 1ndeed. Or is something very right instead? This is a sign of some kind. I approach the Darkness Given Form. I whisper to it an invitation. An invitation to the ritual - the largest ritual of them all. Everyone will be there. Everyone will see. At the same time, an invite is extended to the thing hiding behind the dark mirror, the being of 2401. After all, it's rude to not invite everyone to the party. (All actions are used to charge.)
Sky High realizes how to use his attacks to win no matter what. He approaches the Military Dames and begins stabbing them ever so precisely to nullify their nullification. And if the Snowball intervenes, he'll just nullify the snowballing of the snowball!
Afterwards, Sky High notices something. He sneaks over to Rosco, who seems to be in a stupor at the moment, and silently steals "nothing" from his inventory. This may be useful!
The BRRRRRRRanded One nods sagely. Indeed, the meaning of life is to waste time doing as much nothing as possible. They agree completely. But they're very busy, you know, Amphoraes, Parties, rocks, mushrooms- they lead a busy life! they certainly have too much free time to go to this party, so they'll be staying right outside the door, thank you very much. The Darkness Given Form isn't the partying sort, and politely declines. A moment later, the Darkness Given Soul shudders, and freezes, as do the other two Darknesses. In the mirror, a familiar smile widens, and widens, and widens, a cheshire grin unbound by shape or space, filled with innumerable rows upon rows of teeth. It is within the mirror, yet its grin exceeds the width of the mirror as a titan exceeds a toddler, yet it is within the mirror, yet the full extent of that smile is plain to see. Then its grin returns to the ordinary, and it pads over to the mirror, a shapeless thing and an ordinary housecat and a bent-flesh abomination in one, and places one hand-paw-appendage against the mirror. The surface of the mirror ripples like a pond in a storm, but the paw doesn't go through. Dismissively, the thing which is and was and is not and will not be a housecat turns, flicking a small tuft of its own fur through the mirror as it strolls off. ...things return to normal. T pockets the tuft of fur. Tuft of Fractaline Fur obtained! Looking closely, the fur is orange and black, and splits into increasingly tiny hairs with a total of 2401 separate ends. It seems extremely suited to the charge at hand, but the effects of using it may be unpredictable.
I put some powdered tea mix in my tea, so I can have more tea per tea. Then I work on my knives a little bit while sitting there.
Animating Kitchen Knives (42/50)
By the power of Powdered Tea, you now have a Cup of TTT! You continue to work on your Animated Kitchen Knives.
Sky High attacks the Military Dames! But the Bog Standard Snowball blocks him, taking 1 squared damage! So he tries to remove its snowballing! But the Military Dames, who Null attacks without physical proximity through indeterminate means, null that attack! One of the Military Dames then dies from the exhaustion of nulling attacks. Sky High then steals nothing from rosco using his last 0.1 actions. Choose one chargequest reward using nothing: Keen Eye, Impossible Embassy, +2.5 Charge progress. Sky High and Leader regenerate. Leader takes 30 damage from his pseudo-internal bleeding. The Darkness Given Form trains. It goes unusually well, gaining 17.9A and 50 HP! Sovereign English doesn't have enough Degrees of Reasonableness to do a wacky! The Bog Standard Snowball gains 1 Snowballing. The BRRRRRRRanded One has another sip of wine from his Amphora. Hm, not spicy enough. He sprinkles some pepper into the Amphora, improving Lesser Stinging Blood to Lesser Blazing Blood and dealing 20 Spiceyness Damage to the Amphora, bypassing damage resistance due to it being internal. The BRRRRRRRanded One then tells the assembled rock, ball, foot and mushroom he has to use the loo, and walks out of his house he doesn't have or own to attack... Well, the die landed on the Anti-BRRRRRRRanded One laser. But he can't attack that! Then The BRRRRRRRanded One remembers something. He's wearing the Terror Pants! The BRRRRRRRanded One headbutts himself in the legs repeatedly until the Pants do what he says, using Spray and Pray, Machine Gun, and Rockets. Which means I have to look up the stats for the Terror Pants, which are nearly three years old. Hey, the pants are a toddler now! anyway, Spray and Pray misses both lasers. Machine Gun hits for 30 damage, and the Rockets hit for 20 damage, dealing 4 damage to the anti-bodyguarding laser. The Lasers charge up.
The Godmodder notices Sky High actually has more HP than the BRRRRRRRanded One. Of course, Sky High actually has allies, so the Godmodder can't just make an Anti-Sky High Laser and be done with it. So The Godmodder decides to use one of his charges while continuing to prepare another, expending And Therefore... A Witch while putting another point into Self-Actualisation I. By way of logical deduction, The Godmodder realises Sky High is partially made of wood, owing to his wings and so on. And Witches are made of wood, which is why the float, and also why people burn them. Therefore... A witch! A Witch! A Witch! But what can handle a witch, but another witch? The Godmodder summons a Witch! her task? to handle all this blatant witchcraft other people are doing, like being made of wood! But... which witch to summon? The Godmodder doesn't decide, making his summon the Which! [A-naturewriter]Terror Pants 122/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: The maxman).). Being The BRRRRRRRanded One's Pants. [A-megamaths] Sky High 618/618 HP, 52A, -40 to incoming damage, 3.1 Player Actions/round, 65 Regen. 1/1 Mana. Leader 181/238 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13Regen. Greater Hollowing. Least Splintering. Lesser Blazing Blood. Pseudo-Internal Bleeding: -30 HP/Round for 4 rounds. In The BRRRRRRRanded One's House. [OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 476/657 HP 258A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG-naturewriter]Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. Definitely Wasn't Here The Whole Time. [AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side. [AG] Military Dames 5x10+1 AP, null attack!A, Guarding Snowball. Sovereign English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of One Hundred And Fifty Two out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Counter Attack. Sovereign Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing 1x11, missiles, EEEE,,,SCHEMING, stat, Subvert. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: two, though this is slowly increasing at a linear rate. Bog Standard Snowball 27²/30² HP², 5.1 Snowballing, Bodyguarding Dames! Which 200/200 HP, Cursing!A, (magical)Cursing!A, superpositional: 50% dodge chance, Supperpositional: can copy any eating-based actions. [GIoPC] The BRRRRRRRanded One 418/418 HP, -29 to Incoming Damage, -30 HP if not full mana. Eishalon Masked! Cool Staff Bro! 20/20 Mana(2R)! goes BRRRRRRR! 82$. 2SP energy. Least Stinging Blood. [O-GIOPC] Anti-BRRRRRRRanded One Laser 50/100 HP, 370 BRRRRRRRanded One-killing!A, fires in 4! Bodyblocked by Thalai! Anti-Bodyguarding Laser 36/40 HP, 100 Bodyguard-Shoving!A, Fires in 4! [O-ABL] Anti-Anti-Bodyguarding Laser Laser 40/40 HP, Neutralizes ABL! [GM] Godmodder: 263 /300 HP 2/100 Self-Actualisation II 4/4 Empirically Infallible Insurance 12/10 Self-Actualisation I 4/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... Holding 94 HP, 52.68CP stats.
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds. wearing pants. BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 3 charges! in weird lobby! 8 Healing Potions (Free action healing actions!) The- Purity embodied. Honorary Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds! Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Founding Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! The Brand shines. Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused. Megamaths: Bandaged (blocks 1 stack of wounds), Tuft of Fractaline fur Rosco: Light Wounds. Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions) OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds. Thalai: Proud member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation! Water solidification. Cup of TTT. Opposition: Godmodder. Clarissa: Magic Staff (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience, +???), Magic Ring (+3 charges each 3 rounds(1/3 passed), frigid engraving, 100 resilience.). Redrover: -6$
A1: I join CTG! I do this as a solar eclipse exalted (who probably would've been better off as a Twilight but justifying out-of-type charms ahoy), which throws a lot of join battle and join debate dice somewhere to gain the initiative.
A2: Initiative gained, I then scan the Godmodder's alignment using one of those weird observation gambits that lets me judge people based on their actions or something.
A3: While I'm at it, I scan the Which by means of weird martial arts moves that let me observe from unusual positions, trying to get a better view of where they're superpositioning.
Leader uses an action to leave the BRRRRRRRanded one's house, leaving behind a duplicate of himself in his place. All other actions are used to charge.
We can't have that Which interfering with our plans! I attempt to strike a deal with the Godmodder where he leaves our charging alone and in exchange we leave his things alone. If he refuses, Leader and Sky High attack the Military Dames.
The Godmodder notices Sky High actually has more HP than the BRRRRRRRanded One. Of course, Sky High actually has allies, so the Godmodder can't just make an Anti-Sky High Laser and be done with it.
HEY! the BRRRRRRRanded one has allies! Me! And anti? Anti I think? Wait... "Hey anti do you support the BRRRRRRRanded one?" Regardless of the answer I have Anti help me make a birthday party for the branded one, since it's been 50 posts since I yelled I CHOSE YOU at him! After we do that, I compress the tea, with my hands making it so I now have even more tea per tea. After doing all that, I force the BRRRRRRRanded to come over, and celebrate his birthday!
A1: I join CTG! I do this as a solar eclipse exalted (who probably would've been better off as a Twilight but justifying out-of-type charms ahoy), which throws a lot of join battle and join debate dice somewhere to gain the initiative.
A2: Initiative gained, I then scan the Godmodder's alignment using one of those weird observation gambits that lets me judge people based on their actions or something.
A3: While I'm at it, I scan the Which by means of weird martial arts moves that let me observe from unusual positions, trying to get a better view of where they're superpositioning.
You Join CTG!, then gain the initiative and act before anyone else! which you would've done anyway, since you posted first, but better safe than sorry? You then scan the Godmodder's alignment. From what you can tell, he's Evil/Evil. It looks like the Which is simultaneously on the battlefield and at a soup kitchen in double alternate Canada. how dastardly!
Leader uses an action to leave the BRRRRRRRanded one's house, leaving behind a duplicate of himself in his place. All other actions are used to charge.
We can't have that Which interfering with our plans! I attempt to strike a deal with the Godmodder where he leaves our charging alone and in exchange we leave his things alone. If he refuses, Leader and Sky High attack the Military Dames.
Bonus selected! You feel like you're being watched..... it is probably not important. in genuinely quite unrelated matters, by making a 0 orange, do you mean to use The Tuft Of Fractaline Fur you obtained on the charge? The Gentleman appreciatively notes the switching of the color of the 0 representing him and works a little harder in the nondescript preparations, providing an additional 0.1 charge progress! The Godmodder snorts. No, he doesn't think he will.
HEY! the BRRRRRRRanded one has allies! Me! And anti? Anti I think? Wait... "Hey anti do you support the BRRRRRRRanded one?" Regardless of the answer I have Anti help me make a birthday party for the branded one, since it's been 50 posts since I yelled I CHOSE YOU at him! After we do that, I compress the tea, with my hands making it so I now have even more tea per tea. After doing all that, I force the BRRRRRRRanded to come over, and celebrate his birthday!
The Godmodder pointedly ignores your objection while continuing to do his evil/evil things that he does. Anti glances over at the BRRRRRRRanded One, who is currently trying to dig a pit by sitting down and standing up repeatedly, and says "....yyyyyes.". Seems pretty sincere to me! Anti doesn't manage to help you much with the birthday party, though, since he doesn't have a body. You still prepare a nice birthday party for something that happened less than four hours ago! The BRRRRRRRanded One happily eats all of the party balloons and ties the ketchup packets together into a suit without paying any attention to the more traditional parts of the party. The BRRRRRRRanded One gains 10 HP/MHP and 5% dodge chance! Additionally, your T/T ratio rises, producing a Cup of TTTTt! a t is worth 1/2 a T, this is a well established fact!
Leader sneaks out of the BRRRRRRRanded one's house while the BRRRRRRRanded One is busy partying! Sky High and Leader then attack- The Bog Standard Snowball, which bodyguards the Dames! The Dames then intervene to null Sky High's attack, leaving only Leaders! 1 Squared Damage to the Bog Standard Snowball! Sky High and Leader both regenerate, and leader takes pseudo-internal bleeding damage! The Darkness Continues Training. It goes decently well, gaining 14A and 13 HP!
Sovereign English idles. The Bog Standard Snowball gains 1.2 Snowballing! The Which curses. damn that T, trying to keep them from doing their damn job and stopping that damn witchcraft. ...this predictably does nothing. But then it starts cursing... magically! The Which lays down the Devourer's Affliction! While it's active, Sky High will be hungry... meaning they won't regenerate on their own! Eating will neutralise it temporarily, of course, but the Which can imitate such actions with the power of supperpositions! such devilish trickery!
The BRRRRRRRanded One's targeting roll says to attack the Anti-BRRRRRRRanded One Laser again! so they do, inviting the laser to their party, which the laser is, of course, very excited to go to, owing to the possibility of it getting to assassinate the BRRRRRRRanded One there. So the laser heads over to the BRRRRRRRanded One's party. But... where's the BRRRRRRRanded One? why, flying in the air, because of the balloons! The BRRRRRRRanded One then takes is 82$ out of its inventory and plummets to the ground above the laser, smushing it for 40 damage! that 82$ was very heavy, since it was in the form of those... huge stone disk coin things that some people use. The BRRRRRRRanded One would take damage from the impact, too, but it has damage resistance. The Godmodder decides the Which is a bit too vulnerable at the moment, so he drags the Which over to a nearby house and locks the door. There are windows, letting the Which continue to curse people, but the Which is now guarded by 150 HP of house!
[A-naturewriter]Terror Pants 122/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: The maxman).). Being The BRRRRRRRanded One's Pants. [A-megamaths] Sky High 683/683 HP, 52A, -40 to incoming damage, 3.1 Player Actions/round, 65 Regen. 1/1 Mana. Devourer's Affliction: Must eat to regenerate so long as the Which lives! Leader 164/238 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13Regen. Greater Hollowing. Least Splintering. Lesser Blazing Blood. Pseudo-Internal Bleeding: -30 HP/Round for 3 rounds. [OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 489/670 HP 272A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG-naturewriter]Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. Definitely Wasn't Here The Whole Time. [AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side. [AG] Military Dames 5x9+4 AP, null attack!A, Guarding Snowball. Sovereign English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of One Hundred And Fifty Two out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Counter Attack. Sovereign Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing 1x11, missiles, EEEE,,,SCHEMING, stat, Subvert. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: three, though this is slowly increasing at a linear rate. Bog Standard Snowball 26²/30² HP², 6.3 Snowballing, Bodyguarding Dames! Which 200/200 HP, Cursing!A, (magical)Cursing!A, superpositional: 50% dodge chance, Supperpositional: can copy any eating-based actions. Which House 150/150 HP, guarding Which! [GIoPC] The BRRRRRRRanded One 428/428 HP, -29 to Incoming Damage, 5% dodge, -30 HP if not full mana. Eishalon Masked! Cool Staff Bro! 20/20 Mana(2R)! goes BRRRRRRR! 82$. 2SP energy. Least Stinging Blood. [O-GIOPC] Anti-BRRRRRRRanded One Laser 10/100 HP, 370 BRRRRRRRanded One-killing!A, fires in 3! Bodyblocked by Thalai! Anti-Bodyguarding Laser 36/40 HP, 100 Bodyguard-Shoving!A, Fires in 3! [O-ABL] Anti-Anti-Bodyguarding Laser Laser 40/40 HP, Neutralizes ABL! [GM] Godmodder: 263 /300 HP 2/100 Self-Actualisation II 4/4 Empirically Infallible Insurance 12/10 Self-Actualisation I 4/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... Holding 94 HP, 52.68CP stats.
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds. wearing pants. BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 3 charges! in weird lobby! 8 Healing Potions (Free action healing actions!) The- Purity embodied. Honorary Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds! Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Founding Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! The Brand shines. Darkside(Alastair Dragovich): Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused. Megamaths: Bandaged (blocks 1 stack of wounds), Tuft of Fractaline fur Rosco: Light Wounds. Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions) OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds. Thalai: Proud member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation! Water solidification. Cup of TTTTt. Opposition: Godmodder. Clarissa: Magic Staff (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience, +???), Magic Ring (+3 charges each 3 rounds(1/3 passed), frigid engraving, 100 resilience.). Redrover: -6$ Nedben: in possession of a preceding reputation. Fast.
A1: Using the power of sorcery, I create a solar-powered cellphone with Internet access!
A2: I look up soup kitchens in double alternate Canada on the Internet to try and find some more information about where the Which's alternate position is hiding out and thus how to get to where we've observed.
A3: Well, why not be more prepared? I research how to get to and travel within double alternate Canada more generally,
T picks up the Tuft of Fractalline Fur. Sure, let's use this thing. What could possibly go wrong?
Sky High consider eating when a note arrives at his door from a certain... "Mr. Fires?" That doesn't even make any sense... Although Sky High is unaccountably peckish. Sky High folds up the note and makes the choice to not eat for the time being.
A1: Using the power of sorcery, I create a solar-powered cellphone with Internet access!
A2: I look up soup kitchens in double alternate Canada on the Internet to try and find some more information about where the Which's alternate position is hiding out and thus how to get to where we've observed.
A3: Well, why not be more prepared? I research how to get to and travel within double alternate Canada more generally,
You somehow create a solar-powered cellphone despite the lack of an internet in this area! Using your cellphone which shouldn't work, you discover that double alternate Canada has all of single non-alternate Canada's soup kitchens, except the Russian-themed ones, which are replaced with mostly-empty lots which nobody goes to or uses, each containing a single sign with the words "Maple syrup is better" on it. The Soup Kitchen you saw the Which in definitely wasn't Russian-themed. Despite being connected to the double alternate Canada list of soup kitchens, there's no information on the internet about how to actually get to double alternate Canada-at least, not from any non-double-alternate Country! But, since the Which was able to get there, it's probably not beyond the Godmodder's travel interdiction.
T picks up the Tuft of Fractalline Fur. Sure, let's use this thing. What could possibly go wrong?
Sky High consider eating when a note arrives at his door from a certain... "Mr. Fires?" That doesn't even make any sense... Although Sky High is unaccountably peckish. Sky High folds up the note and makes the choice to not eat for the time being.
Auspicious Occurrence! due to unknown circumstances, choose one of Unknown Benefit and +1 Charge Progress! Try as you might, you cannot grasp the specifics of this auspicious time, its details drifting away like mist through half-closed fingers. The most you can be sure is that it is an endlessly liminal thing. The Gentleman continues to be appreciative, producing an additional 0.1 charge progress. Tuft of Fractalline Fur added to the charge! it gains 2.401 progress! additionally, it gains the four passive effects Monumental II, False Pretence IV, Coherence 0, and Unbowing I! Several of these effects are very powerful for a charge of this nature, but the effects of others are unpredictable. More could go wrong than you might think. Sky High decides not to eat and displays an unusual prejudice towards peoples names! What's wrong with being named after something that exists? There are people called Smith, after all.
Sky High and Leader contribute to ???! Leader Regenerates, and bleeds! The Darkness trains. it goes below-average-ly, gaining 6 HP and 3 Attack. Sovereign English Idles. and the Snowball snowballs, gaining 1.5 Snowballing after rounding down. The Which curses some more. Darn that nonspecific individual ostensibly by the name of Mr. Fires! They went and foiled the Which's plan like a gosh-darn simpleton and/or enemy! darn them, the Which says! It then Curses Sky High further, doubling the mystic potency of the Devourer's Affliction into the Ravener's Affliction. While the Affliction is active, each round that Sky High doesn't eat, they suffer from a debuff with escalating strength to attack and defence! To be clear, the debuff escalation is not reversed by eating, but it doesn't affect Sky High on rounds where they do, nor escalate on those rounds.
The BRRRRRRRanded One random-rolls to attack the Military Dames! Oh, sorry, not attack, to... target, the Military Dames. But how can they harm the military dames without attacking them? Well, Bleeding on someone is almost the archetypical way of failing to harm them, so it's not an attack. So, The BRRRRRRRanded One goes to find their Amphora full of spicy fire wine and- wait, its Amphora is alive?... Perfect! The BRRRRRRRanded One picks up Leader the Amphora, slashes their forehead- head wounds bleed a lot, or something!- and waves them around above the Military Dames. Since this is not an attack, and also because snow is weak to fire, the Snowball doesn't block the spray of high-temperature droplets of blood which land on the Dames, dealing 20 damage(2 per Dame)! The BRRRRRRRanded One then casts Heal using 4 Mana, healing Leader's Bleeding and healing Leader by 36 after accounting for the head wound. The Godmodder puts another action into Self-Actualisation II.
[A-naturewriter]Terror Pants 122/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: The maxman).). Being The BRRRRRRRanded One's Pants. and Naturewriters. at the same time. [A-megamaths] Sky High 683/683 HP, 52A, -40 to incoming damage, 3.1 Player Actions/round, 65 Regen. 1/1 Mana. Ravener's Affliction: Must eat to regenerate so long as the Which lives! -7A, -7 Damage Reduction if active (-7 Round) Leader 183/238 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13Regen. Greater Hollowing. Least Splintering. Lesser Blazing Blood. [OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 495/676 HP 275A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG-naturewriter]Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. [AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side. [AG] Military Dames 3x9+2 AP, null attack!A, Guarding Snowball. Sovereign English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of One Hundred And Fifty Two out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Counter Attack. Sovereign Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing 1x11, missiles, EEEE,,,SCHEMING, stat, Subvert. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: three, though this is slowly increasing at a linear rate. Bog Standard Snowball 26²/30² HP², 7.8 Snowballing, Bodyguarding Dames! Which 200/200 HP, Cursing!A, (magical)Cursing!A, superpositional: 50% dodge chance, Supperpositional: can copy any eating-based actions. Which House 150/150 HP, guarding Which! [GIoPC] The BRRRRRRRanded One 419/428 HP, -29 to Incoming Damage, 5% dodge, -30 HP if not full mana. Eishalon Masked! Cool Staff Bro! 18/20 Mana(2R)! goes BRRRRRRR! 82$. 2SP energy. Least Stinging Blood. [O-GIOPC] Anti-BRRRRRRRanded One Laser 10/100 HP, 370 BRRRRRRRanded One-killing!A, fires in 2! Bodyblocked by Thalai! Anti-Bodyguarding Laser 36/40 HP, 100 Bodyguard-Shoving!A, Fires in 2! [O-ABL] Anti-Anti-Bodyguarding Laser Laser 40/40 HP, Neutralizes ABL! [GM] Godmodder: 263 /300 HP 3/100 Self-Actualisation II 4/4 Empirically Infallible Insurance 12/10 Self-Actualisation I 4/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... Holding 94 HP, 52.68CP stats.
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds. wearing pants. BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 3 charges! in weird lobby! 8 Healing Potions (Free action healing actions!) The- Purity embodied. Honorary Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds! Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Founding Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! The Brand shines. Darkside(Alastair Dragovich): Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused. Megamaths: Bandaged (blocks 1 stack of wounds). Rosco: Light Wounds. Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions) OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds. Thalai: Proud member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation! Water solidification. Cup of TTTTTt. Opposition: Godmodder. Clarissa: Magic Staff (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience, +???), Magic Ring (+3 charges each 3 rounds(1/3 passed), frigid engraving, 100 resilience.). Redrover: -6$ Nedben: in possession of a preceding reputation. Fast. has a Solar-Powered Phone.
Trying to find a way to juggle the world, the stress gets to me and I rip a lot of my hair out. Then, I eat my hair.
And I shall juggle the ground! (12/30)
When players get creative.
???: 60.5/300
(And the Maxman will never be able to have any of it again.)
Sky High and Leader will only attack if they are themselves attacked, in which case they will attack the attacker, or if the attacker is a player/the Godmodder, an entity of the same faction (or, if neutral, an entity owned by that player.)
Whisper, whisper...
You try... but the Godmodder counterspells your teleport spell!
The Godmodder, who doesn't walk around much, laughs at your ineffectual cage-placing pantomime which clearly didn't do anything- right up until the hyperdense neutronium shrapnel of your overlapping knife-swarm stabs him! The sheer amount of knife-shrapnel breaks the cage, but the Godmodder takes 1 damage!
After that hit, the Godmodder is at 263 HP!
The Godmodder blinks. Cats? there weren't any cats there five seconds ago... wow, does that mean cats spontaneously appear out of nowhere now? incredible! Sure, they don't seem to like him, but that's a small price to pay for more cats!
You Do That. It Is A Thing You Cause To Transpire.
Your standing orders continue to be standing orders! Ah, but, Leader's is possessed this round! This also means ??? only ticked to 56.4 from action investment!
, which as you know is well suited to one metaphysical portion. If you do so, chose One of the following lesser advantages:
- Purity embodied. Honorary Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club!
The Gentleman listens to the whispering, and applauds your powers of observation and deduction. He has agreed to join your charge! choose One of the following advantages: Loquacious Linguistics, +4 Charge Progress, Thamiel's Nature, Cross'd Bridge, Icecream Man.
Additionally, you may expend your 10
+1.4 Charge Progress, Malletgreed, Tainted Light, Money Talks, Least Incorruption.
Sky High Regenerates!
The Darkness Given Form continues training!... and fails spectacularly, losing 2 Attack!
Leader's regens, then attacks the Tend E-Mons, killing it! Leader's then summons an [AG] Bog Standard Snowball with 4.1 actions. It looks like something of a cross between a swamp thing and a green cube, and has 30 HP and and 2.6 standard units of Snowballing! Leader's then rolls to maintain possession... and just barely manages it with a 21 on the D100!
The Multidimensional hides in the ground again.
Sovereign English plops down his 'HP' next to the Bog Standard Snowball's HP, turning its HP into HPHP, or HP²! This depletes all of his degrees of reasonableness again, but increases the BSS's resilience dramatically!
The BRRRRRRRanded One flips the roundly metaphorical coin of insanity and attacks the Darkness Given Form! First, The BRRRRRRRanded One grows out its hair, tying the Darkness Given Form up and preventing it from shattering reality! Then, The BRRRRRRRanded One eats its hair like Thalai, leaving the Darkness tied up while the BRRRRRRRanded One regains some valuable nutrients! With a captive audience, the BRRRRRRRanded One forces the Darkness Given Form to watch the worst TV show in the world with them! and then it makes them read every BRRRRRRR meme in existance, one at a time! the sheer horror drains 2 of the Darkness's Soul Points into bleak grayness, the energy of which the BRRRRRRRanded One steals for themself.
The Godmodder sighs. Alright, this BRRRRRRRanded One has gone far enough. It happened once already, anyway. The Godmodder conjures an Anti-BRRRRRRRanded One Laser! If it isn't killed within 3 rounds, it'll do substantial damage to, and possibly kill, The BRRRRRRRanded One- and if The BRRRRRRRanded One survives, it'll fire every other round after that! Granted, the BRRRRRRRanded Ones insanity makes it basically a hostile entity, but since there are more AG targets than OG and A ones, that's a net good. Naturally, the BRRRRRRRanded One cannot hurt the Anti-BRRRRRRRanded One laser directly.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 122/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: The maxman).). Being The BRRRRRRRanded One's Pants.
[A-megamaths] Sky High 423/423 HP, 52A, -40 to incoming damage, 3.1 Player Actions/round, 65 Regen. 1/1 Mana.
Leader's 212/212 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13 Regen. Greater Hollowing. Least Splintering. Lesser Stinging Blood.
[OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 398/579 HP 232A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. Definitely Wasn't Here The Whole Time.
[AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side.
[AG] Multidimensional (1,0,-1,0) HP! dies at (0,0,0,0)! Transposition! legally not the Godmodders!... who did he steal it from, anyway?
Military Dames 5x10+4 AP, null attack!A, Guarding Sovereign English
Sovereign English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of One Hundred And Fifty Two out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Counter Attack. Sovereign Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing 1x11, missiles, EEEE,,,SCHEMING, stat. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: Z E R O, though this is slowly increasing at a linear rate.
', 100% integrity, Ghostly Control!A (6000/Attack% chance of subverting target entity!)
Bog Standard Snowball 30²/30² HP², 2.6 Snowballing
[GIoPC] The BRRRRRRRanded One 383/413 HP, -23 to Incoming Damage, -30 HP if not full mana. Eishalon Masked! Cool Staff Bro! 19/20 Mana(2R)! goes BRRRRRRR! 82$. 2SP energy.
Tend E-Mons 0/33 HP Monster-Tending!A
[O-HIOPC] Anti-BRRRRRRRanded One Laser 100/100 HP, 370 BRRRRRRRanded One-killing!A, fires in 3!
[GM] Godmodder: 263 /300 HP 2/100 Self-Actualisation II 4/4 Empirically Infallible Insurance 11/10 Self-Actualisation I 4/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! Holding 94 HP, 52.68CP stats.
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds. wearing pants.
BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 3 charges! in weird lobby! 8 Healing Potions (Free action healing actions!)
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Founding Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! The Brand shines.
Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a
vainattempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.Megamaths: Minor Wounds. Rotten Bone. Forgotten Axe. 10
Rosco: nothing. Light Wounds.
Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions)
OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds.
Thalai: Proud member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation! Water solidification. Opposition: Godmodder.
Clarissa: Magic Staff (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience, +???), Magic Ring (+3 charges each 3 rounds(1/3 passed), frigid engraving, 100 resilience.).
Redrover: -6$
???: 56.4/300
??? gains Icecream Man and Money Talks.
T and Sky High whisper for a moment. Then, T turns his attention to the Icecream Man and shakes his hand with a smile.
Meanwhile, Sky High begins running at Leader, spear in hand, ready to strike...
POW!
but misses, striking just to the right of Leader.
Oh, but what's that just to the right of Leader? It's an apostrophe! Wonder how that got there. Regardless, it's now been impaled by the tip of Sky High's spear, and is now being beaten into the ground using all of T and Sky High's actions. Any leftovers charge ???.
Out of concern for the Bog Standard Snowball.... snowballing, Sky High and (if applicable) Leader attack the Bog Standard Snowball, specifically targeting the snowball's snowballing rather than its HP^2.
Ha! I have the perfect solution! As I want to protect the BRRRRRRRanded One, I run over to the laser and regurgitate my hair on to it! And if that doesn't work I also stand in front of it, hoping to maybe needlessly block the laser when it will probably tear right through me? Oh no
When players get creative.
You select Icecream Man and Money Talks! You and Sky High then attack the '. Sky High is before Leader/Leader's... eh, alright. ' is yanked out of Leader s and takes 30% integrity damage, as most of the power went to removing its possession, not harming. There is no leftover, however.
must accrue power by means. And by what means shall that be?
A new Chargequest-problem arises. Of the two portions of your oncoming construct, the portion which is not the
Also, Sky High's Attack is ordinary, damage-dealing attack- in order to do a shenanigan like targeting a non-health stat, they'd need to expend more actions! Leader will do so in the End of round reactions.
You regurgitate your hair on the laser! it shorts out, going down to 'fires in 6' because it has to reboot! As for standing in front of the laser... well, it's BRRRRRRRanded One-killing!A- it might sting a bit but it'll only do a fraction as much damage to you, who is not the BRRRRRRRanded One. You'll be fine!
- Purity embodied. Honorary Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club!
Sky High regens and does an ordinary attack on the Bog Standard Snowball, dealing 1 Squared Damage! Leader Regens, then tries to attack the snowballing stat directly- but the Military Dames null the attack!
The Darkness is Training. +3A +13HP.
The Multidimensional hides further underground.
.The Military Dames nulled the attack above!
Sovereign English regains a degree of reasonableness.
' jumps out of the pit Sky High and T stabbed it into and tries to attach to Sky High! And fails!
The Bog Standard Snowball gains 0.7 snowballing, random-rounding up!
The BRRRRRRRanded One attacks the Multidimensional by walking up (well, down) to it. The BRRRRRRRanded One is the centre of the(ir) universe, so this means the Multidimensional is now at 0.1,0,0,0! But that's not 0,0,0,0. The BRRRRRRRanded One resolves that problem by eating the Multidimensional. It's not vendable, that means it's healthy right? The BRRRRRRRanded One gains 50 HP! and loses 20 of it to food poisoning! and 30 of it to mana regen!
...
The BRRRRRRRanded One doesn't lose or gain any HP!
The Godmodder tapes an Anti-Bodyguarding Laser to the side of the Anti-BRRRRRRRanded One Laser. If it fires, Bodyguards get shoved aside, and must redeclare bodyguarding. Also, it acts immediately before the Anti-BRRRRRRRanded One Laser!
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 122/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: The maxman).). Being The BRRRRRRRanded One's Pants.
[A-megamaths] Sky High 488/488 HP, 52A, -40 to incoming damage, 3.1 Player Actions/round, 65 Regen. 1/1 Mana.
Leader 225/225 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13 Regen. Greater Hollowing. Least Splintering. Lesser Stinging Blood.
[OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 411/592 HP 235A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. Definitely Wasn't Here The Whole Time.
[AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side.
[AG] Multidimensional (0,0,0,0) HP! dies at (0,0,0,0)! Transposition! legally not the Godmodders!... who did he steal it from, anyway?
Military Dames 5x10+3 AP, null attack!A, Guarding Sovereign English
Sovereign English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of One Hundred And Fifty Two out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Counter Attack. Sovereign Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing 1x11, missiles, EEEE,,,SCHEMING, stat. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: one, though this is slowly increasing at a linear rate.
', 70% integrity, Ghostly Control!A (6000/Attack% chance of subverting target entity!)
Bog Standard Snowball 29²/30² HP², 3.3 Snowballing
[GIoPC] The BRRRRRRRanded One 385/415 HP, -24 to Incoming Damage, -30 HP if not full mana. Eishalon Masked! Cool Staff Bro! 20/20 Mana(2R)! goes BRRRRRRR! 82$. 2SP energy.
[O-HIOPC] Anti-BRRRRRRRanded One Laser 100/100 HP, 370 BRRRRRRRanded One-killing!A, fires in 6!
Anti-Bodyguarding Laser 40/40 HP, 100 Bodyguard-Shoving!A, Fires in 6!
[GM] Godmodder: 263 /300 HP 2/100 Self-Actualisation II 4/4 Empirically Infallible Insurance 11/10 Self-Actualisation I 4/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! Holding 94 HP, 52.68CP stats.
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds. wearing pants.
BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 3 charges! in weird lobby! 8 Healing Potions (Free action healing actions!)
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Founding Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! The Brand shines.
Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a
vainattempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.Megamaths: Minor Wounds. Rotten Bone. Forgotten Axe.
Rosco: nothing. Light Wounds.
Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions)
OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds.
Thalai: Proud member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation! Water solidification. Opposition: Godmodder.
Clarissa: Magic Staff (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience, +???), Magic Ring (+3 charges each 3 rounds(1/3 passed), frigid engraving, 100 resilience.).
Redrover: -6$
???: 57.4/300
T spends 2 actions to mend his wounds. He does this by trading his rotten bone and forgotten axe to a dubious trader for some bandages. While mending his wounds, T uses all of his bandages, leaving him with nothing in his inventory.
Leader and Sky High use their actions to first reduce the integrity of ', and then second they use their actions to reduce the snowballing of the Bog Standard Snowball (if there are any actions left over). In addition, they attack the Military Dames to prevent them from intervening.
To combat the anti bodyguard laser, I slap an anti anti bodyguard laser onto the laser, which will redirect the anti bodyguard laser, making it instead hit a harmless cloud killing it, making the anti body guard laser get arrested for murder! I then get a chair so I can comfortably sit in front of the Anti-BRRRRRRRanded One Laser. I then brew myself some tea, while sitting on the chair
When players get creative.
T heals to full and gains the bandaged status from the excess power of the bandages! His plan, if that was in fact a plan, seems to have failed... but he gets the sense that there's an opportunity to be had, elsewhere in the turn.
Orders'd!
You attach an Anti-anti bodyguarding laser laser on the anti bodyguarding laser, allowing you to bodyguard the Anti-BRRRRRRRanded One Laser! You then brew some tea. +1 Cup of T!
- Purity embodied. Honorary Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club!
Sky High and Leader attack ', killing it! They then attack the Military Dames, but are blocked by the Bog Standard Snowball, which starts bodyguarding the dames! Hey, it shouldn't be able to do that mid-round... Nonetheless, it does, blocking the attacks(taking 2 squared damage) and leaving the Dames free to null the rest of what Sky High and Leader may've been doing.
They also regen a bit.
The Darkness is Training. It gains 15 HP and 5.1 attack. Its image-represented statblock gets updated since it's been quite a while since the last time it was.
Sovereign English picks up 'subvert' from the killed Apostrophe and stores it in his collection- but loses a degree of reasonableness, for taking only part of the word.
The Bog Standard Snowball gains 0.8 Snowballing, random-rounding down!
The BRRRRRRRanded One randomly targets Leader! Why, Leader is hollow and splintered! clearly they're an amphora! The BRRRRRRRanded One picks up and brings them to his house which doesn't exist, putting them on the shelf with all the other amphorae! Three weeks later (and also about five seconds), The BRRRRRRRanded One returns and realizes Leader has... stinging blood? Why, this wooden amphora(wait, aren't amphora made of clay? no matter, there's insanity to be done!) must already be full of spicy wine- wine being the metaphorical blood of the amphora! also the wine is made of blood ANYWAY! Entertaining some guests like The BRRRRRRRanded One's Own Foot, What Appears To Be An Ordinary Rock, A Talking Mushroom, and An Implausible Durable And Highly Furry Ball Of Animal, The BRRRRRRRanded One tries to pour some wine out of their new amphora. But the Wine won't flow! There seems to be a blockage somewhere in the Amphora! So, The BRRRRRRRanded One grabs a knife and starts cutting inside the unusually human-mouth-shaped amphora lip until the Wine starts flowing. It's an excellent wine, tasting and looking exactly like unusually-acidic blood! After a few cups drip out, The BRRRRRRRanded One puts the Amphora back on the shelf and continues the party they're totally having, leaving Leader to their fate. 30 damage to Leader! Pseudo-Internal Bleeding applied! Leader is now in The BRRRRRRRanded One's dubiously-existant house, though escaping will be the work of an action or less. The BRRRRRRRanded One heals 30 HP, and gains -4 to incoming damage along with Least Stinging Blood.
The Godmodder reveals he's the one who let the Bog Standard Snowball Bodyguard early! he then finishes his action up by healing the snowball by 1 HP, forcing it to round up.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 122/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: The maxman).). Being The BRRRRRRRanded One's Pants.
[A-megamaths] Sky High 553/553 HP, 52A, -40 to incoming damage, 3.1 Player Actions/round, 65 Regen. 1/1 Mana.
Leader 218/238 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13 Regen. Greater Hollowing. Least Splintering. Lesser Stinging Blood. Pseudo-Internal Bleeding: -30 HP/Round for 5 rounds. In The BRRRRRRRanded One's House.
[OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 426/607 HP 240.1A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. Definitely Wasn't Here The Whole Time.
[AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side.
[AG] Military Dames 5x10+1 AP, null attack!A, Guarding Snowball.
Sovereign English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of One Hundred And Fifty Two out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Counter Attack. Sovereign Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing 1x11, missiles, EEEE,,,SCHEMING, stat, Subvert. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: one, though this is slowly increasing at a linear rate.
', 0% integrity, Ghostly Control!A (6000/Attack% chance of ing target entity!)
Bog Standard Snowball 28²/30² HP², 4.1 Snowballing, Bodyguarding Dames!
[GIoPC] The BRRRRRRRanded One 415/415 HP, -28 to Incoming Damage, -30 HP if not full mana. Eishalon Masked! Cool Staff Bro! 20/20 Mana(2R)! goes BRRRRRRR! 82$. 2SP energy. Least Stinging Blood.
[O-GIOPC] Anti-BRRRRRRRanded One Laser 100/100 HP, 370 BRRRRRRRanded One-killing!A, fires in 5! Bodyblocked by Thalai!
Anti-Bodyguarding Laser 40/40 HP, 100 Bodyguard-Shoving!A, Fires in 5!
[O-ABL] Anti-Anti-Bodyguarding Laser Laser 40/40 HP, Neutralizes ABL!
[GM] Godmodder: 263 /300 HP 2/100 Self-Actualisation II 4/4 Empirically Infallible Insurance 11/10 Self-Actualisation I 4/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! Holding 94 HP, 52.68CP stats.
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds. wearing pants.
BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 3 charges! in weird lobby! 8 Healing Potions (Free action healing actions!)
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Founding Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! The Brand shines.
Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a
vainattempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.Megamaths: Bandaged (blocks 1 stack of wounds)
Rosco: nothing. Light Wounds.
Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions)
OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds.
Thalai: Proud member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation! Water solidification. Cup of T. Opposition: Godmodder.
Clarissa: Magic Staff (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience, +???), Magic Ring (+3 charges each 3 rounds(1/3 passed), frigid engraving, 100 resilience.).
Redrover: -6$
???: 64.5/300
Leader sits down with the BRRRRRRRanded one, and summons a cup of tea. Leader whispers powerful secrets to the BRRRRRRRanded one, fueling its insanity. Then, Leader whispers of the secrets of the ??? charge. It's an invitation to the party. Everyone will be there, after all. (All actions used to charge - Leader isn't going anywhere for the time being.Or is something very right instead? This is a sign of some kind.
I approach the Darkness Given Form. I whisper to it an invitation. An invitation to the ritual - the largest ritual of them all. Everyone will be there. Everyone will see. At the same time, an invite is extended to the thing hiding behind the dark mirror, the being of 2401. After all, it's rude to not invite everyone to the party. (All actions are used to charge.)
I put some powdered tea mix in my tea, so I can have more tea per tea. Then I work on my knives a little bit while sitting there.
Animating Kitchen Knives (42/50)
When players get creative.
The BRRRRRRRanded One nods sagely. Indeed, the meaning of life is to waste time doing as much nothing as possible. They agree completely. But they're very busy, you know, Amphoraes, Parties, rocks, mushrooms- they lead a busy life! they certainly have too much free time to go to this party, so they'll be staying right outside the door, thank you very much.
The Darkness Given Form isn't the partying sort, and politely declines. A moment later, the Darkness Given Soul shudders, and freezes, as do the other two Darknesses. In the mirror, a familiar smile widens, and widens, and widens, a cheshire grin unbound by shape or space, filled with innumerable rows upon rows of teeth. It is within the mirror, yet its grin exceeds the width of the mirror as a titan exceeds a toddler, yet it is within the mirror, yet the full extent of that smile is plain to see. Then its grin returns to the ordinary, and it pads over to the mirror, a shapeless thing and an ordinary housecat and a bent-flesh abomination in one, and places one hand-paw-appendage against the mirror. The surface of the mirror ripples like a pond in a storm, but the paw doesn't go through. Dismissively, the thing which is and was and is not and will not be a housecat turns, flicking a small tuft of its own fur through the mirror as it strolls off.
...things return to normal. T pockets the tuft of fur.
Tuft of Fractaline Fur obtained! Looking closely, the fur is orange and black, and splits into increasingly tiny hairs with a total of 2401 separate ends. It seems extremely suited to the charge at hand, but the effects of using it may be unpredictable.
By the power of Powdered Tea, you now have a Cup of TTT!
- Purity embodied. Honorary Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club!
You continue to work on your Animated Kitchen Knives.
Sky High attacks the Military Dames! But the Bog Standard Snowball blocks him, taking 1 squared damage! So he tries to remove its snowballing! But the Military Dames, who Null attacks without physical proximity through indeterminate means, null that attack! One of the Military Dames then dies from the exhaustion of nulling attacks. Sky High then steals nothing from rosco using his last 0.1 actions. Choose one chargequest reward using nothing: Keen Eye, Impossible Embassy, +2.5 Charge progress.
Sky High and Leader regenerate. Leader takes 30 damage from his pseudo-internal bleeding.
The Darkness Given Form trains. It goes unusually well, gaining 17.9A and 50 HP!
Sovereign English doesn't have enough Degrees of Reasonableness to do a wacky!
The Bog Standard Snowball gains 1 Snowballing.
The BRRRRRRRanded One has another sip of wine from his Amphora. Hm, not spicy enough. He sprinkles some pepper into the Amphora, improving Lesser Stinging Blood to Lesser Blazing Blood and dealing 20 Spiceyness Damage to the Amphora, bypassing damage resistance due to it being internal. The BRRRRRRRanded One then tells the assembled rock, ball, foot and mushroom he has to use the loo, and walks out of his house he doesn't have or own to attack... Well, the die landed on the Anti-BRRRRRRRanded One laser. But he can't attack that! Then The BRRRRRRRanded One remembers something. He's wearing the Terror Pants! The BRRRRRRRanded One headbutts himself in the legs repeatedly until the Pants do what he says, using Spray and Pray, Machine Gun, and Rockets. Which means I have to look up the stats for the Terror Pants, which are nearly three years old. Hey, the pants are a toddler now! anyway, Spray and Pray misses both lasers. Machine Gun hits for 30 damage, and the Rockets hit for 20 damage, dealing 4 damage to the anti-bodyguarding laser.
The Lasers charge up.
The Godmodder notices Sky High actually has more HP than the BRRRRRRRanded One. Of course, Sky High actually has allies, so the Godmodder can't just make an Anti-Sky High Laser and be done with it. So The Godmodder decides to use one of his charges while continuing to prepare another, expending And Therefore... A Witch while putting another point into Self-Actualisation I. By way of logical deduction, The Godmodder realises Sky High is partially made of wood, owing to his wings and so on. And Witches are made of wood, which is why the float, and also why people burn them. Therefore... A witch! A Witch! A Witch! But what can handle a witch, but another witch? The Godmodder summons a Witch! her task? to handle all this blatant witchcraft other people are doing, like being made of wood! But... which witch to summon? The Godmodder doesn't decide, making his summon the Which!
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 122/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: The maxman).). Being The BRRRRRRRanded One's Pants.
[A-megamaths] Sky High 618/618 HP, 52A, -40 to incoming damage, 3.1 Player Actions/round, 65 Regen. 1/1 Mana.
Leader 181/238 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13 Regen. Greater Hollowing. Least Splintering. Lesser Blazing Blood. Pseudo-Internal Bleeding: -30 HP/Round for 4 rounds. In The BRRRRRRRanded One's House.
[OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 476/657 HP 258A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. Definitely Wasn't Here The Whole Time.
[AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side.
[AG] Military Dames 5x10+1 AP, null attack!A, Guarding Snowball.
Sovereign English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of One Hundred And Fifty Two out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Counter Attack. Sovereign Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing 1x11, missiles, EEEE,,,SCHEMING, stat, Subvert. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: two, though this is slowly increasing at a linear rate.
Bog Standard Snowball 27²/30² HP², 5.1 Snowballing, Bodyguarding Dames!
Which 200/200 HP, Cursing!A, (magical)Cursing!A, superpositional: 50% dodge chance, Supperpositional: can copy any eating-based actions.
[GIoPC] The BRRRRRRRanded One 418/418 HP, -29 to Incoming Damage, -30 HP if not full mana. Eishalon Masked! Cool Staff Bro! 20/20 Mana(2R)! goes BRRRRRRR! 82$. 2SP energy. Least Stinging Blood.
[O-GIOPC] Anti-BRRRRRRRanded One Laser 50/100 HP, 370 BRRRRRRRanded One-killing!A, fires in 4! Bodyblocked by Thalai!
Anti-Bodyguarding Laser 36/40 HP, 100 Bodyguard-Shoving!A, Fires in 4!
[O-ABL] Anti-Anti-Bodyguarding Laser Laser 40/40 HP, Neutralizes ABL!
[GM] Godmodder: 263 /300 HP 2/100 Self-Actualisation II 4/4 Empirically Infallible Insurance 12/10 Self-Actualisation I 4/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... Holding 94 HP, 52.68CP stats.
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds. wearing pants.
BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 3 charges! in weird lobby! 8 Healing Potions (Free action healing actions!)
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Founding Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! The Brand shines.
Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a
vainattempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.Megamaths: Bandaged (blocks 1 stack of wounds), Tuft of Fractaline fur
Rosco: Light Wounds.
Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions)
OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds.
Thalai: Proud member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation! Water solidification. Cup of TTT. Opposition: Godmodder.
Clarissa: Magic Staff (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience, +???), Magic Ring (+3 charges each 3 rounds(1/3 passed), frigid engraving, 100 resilience.).
Redrover: -6$
A1: I join CTG! I do this as a solar eclipse exalted (who probably would've been better off as a Twilight but justifying out-of-type charms ahoy), which throws a lot of join battle and join debate dice somewhere to gain the initiative.
A2: Initiative gained, I then scan the Godmodder's alignment using one of those weird observation gambits that lets me judge people based on their actions or something.
A3: While I'm at it, I scan the Which by means of weird martial arts moves that let me observe from unusual positions, trying to get a better view of where they're superpositioning.
???: 73.7/300
HEY! the BRRRRRRRanded one has allies! Me! And anti? Anti I think? Wait... "Hey anti do you support the BRRRRRRRanded one?" Regardless of the answer I have Anti help me make a birthday party for the branded one, since it's been 50 posts since I yelled I CHOSE YOU at him! After we do that, I compress the tea, with my hands making it so I now have even more tea per tea. After doing all that, I force the BRRRRRRRanded to come over, and celebrate his birthday!
When players get creative.
You Join CTG!, then gain the initiative and act before anyone else! which you would've done anyway, since you posted first, but better safe than sorry?
You then scan the Godmodder's alignment. From what you can tell, he's Evil/Evil.
It looks like the Which is simultaneously on the battlefield and at a soup kitchen in double alternate Canada. how dastardly!
Bonus selected! You feel like you're being watched..... it is probably not important. in genuinely quite unrelated matters, by making a 0 orange, do you mean to use The Tuft Of Fractaline Fur you obtained on the charge?
The Gentleman appreciatively notes the switching of the color of the 0 representing him and works a little harder in the nondescript preparations, providing an additional 0.1 charge progress!
The Godmodder snorts. No, he doesn't think he will.
The Godmodder pointedly ignores your objection while continuing to do his evil/evil things that he does. Anti glances over at the BRRRRRRRanded One, who is currently trying to dig a pit by sitting down and standing up repeatedly, and says "....yyyyyes.".
- Purity embodied. Honorary Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club!
Seems pretty sincere to me! Anti doesn't manage to help you much with the birthday party, though, since he doesn't have a body. You still prepare a nice birthday party for something that happened less than four hours ago! The BRRRRRRRanded One happily eats all of the party balloons and ties the ketchup packets together into a suit without paying any attention to the more traditional parts of the party. The BRRRRRRRanded One gains 10 HP/MHP and 5% dodge chance!
Additionally, your T/T ratio rises, producing a Cup of TTTTt! a t is worth 1/2 a T, this is a well established fact!
Leader sneaks out of the BRRRRRRRanded one's house while the BRRRRRRRanded One is busy partying! Sky High and Leader then attack- The Bog Standard Snowball, which bodyguards the Dames! The Dames then intervene to null Sky High's attack, leaving only Leaders! 1 Squared Damage to the Bog Standard Snowball! Sky High and Leader both regenerate, and leader takes pseudo-internal bleeding damage!
The Darkness Continues Training. It goes decently well, gaining 14A and 13 HP!
Sovereign English idles.
The Bog Standard Snowball gains 1.2 Snowballing!
The Which curses. damn that T, trying to keep them from doing their damn job and stopping that damn witchcraft.
...this predictably does nothing.
But then it starts cursing... magically! The Which lays down the Devourer's Affliction! While it's active, Sky High will be hungry... meaning they won't regenerate on their own! Eating will neutralise it temporarily, of course, but the Which can imitate such actions with the power of supperpositions! such devilish trickery!
The BRRRRRRRanded One's targeting roll says to attack the Anti-BRRRRRRRanded One Laser again! so they do, inviting the laser to their party, which the laser is, of course, very excited to go to, owing to the possibility of it getting to assassinate the BRRRRRRRanded One there. So the laser heads over to the BRRRRRRRanded One's party. But... where's the BRRRRRRRanded One? why, flying in the air, because of the balloons! The BRRRRRRRanded One then takes is 82$ out of its inventory and plummets to the ground above the laser, smushing it for 40 damage! that 82$ was very heavy, since it was in the form of those... huge stone disk coin things that some people use. The BRRRRRRRanded One would take damage from the impact, too, but it has damage resistance.
The Godmodder decides the Which is a bit too vulnerable at the moment, so he drags the Which over to a nearby house and locks the door. There are windows, letting the Which continue to curse people, but the Which is now guarded by 150 HP of house!
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 122/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: The maxman).). Being The BRRRRRRRanded One's Pants.
[A-megamaths] Sky High 683/683 HP, 52A, -40 to incoming damage, 3.1 Player Actions/round, 65 Regen. 1/1 Mana. Devourer's Affliction: Must eat to regenerate so long as the Which lives!
Leader 164/238 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13 Regen. Greater Hollowing. Least Splintering. Lesser Blazing Blood. Pseudo-Internal Bleeding: -30 HP/Round for 3 rounds.
[OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 489/670 HP 272A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday. Definitely Wasn't Here The Whole Time.
[AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side.
[AG] Military Dames 5x9+4 AP, null attack!A, Guarding Snowball.
Sovereign English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of One Hundred And Fifty Two out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Counter Attack. Sovereign Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing 1x11, missiles, EEEE,,,SCHEMING, stat, Subvert. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: three, though this is slowly increasing at a linear rate.
Bog Standard Snowball 26²/30² HP², 6.3 Snowballing, Bodyguarding Dames!
Which 200/200 HP, Cursing!A, (magical)Cursing!A, superpositional: 50% dodge chance, Supperpositional: can copy any eating-based actions.
Which House 150/150 HP, guarding Which!
[GIoPC] The BRRRRRRRanded One 428/428 HP, -29 to Incoming Damage, 5% dodge, -30 HP if not full mana. Eishalon Masked! Cool Staff Bro! 20/20 Mana(2R)! goes BRRRRRRR! 82$. 2SP energy. Least Stinging Blood.
[O-GIOPC] Anti-BRRRRRRRanded One Laser 10/100 HP, 370 BRRRRRRRanded One-killing!A, fires in 3! Bodyblocked by Thalai!
Anti-Bodyguarding Laser 36/40 HP, 100 Bodyguard-Shoving!A, Fires in 3!
[O-ABL] Anti-Anti-Bodyguarding Laser Laser 40/40 HP, Neutralizes ABL!
[GM] Godmodder: 263 /300 HP 2/100 Self-Actualisation II 4/4 Empirically Infallible Insurance 12/10 Self-Actualisation I 4/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... Holding 94 HP, 52.68CP stats.
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds. wearing pants.
BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 3 charges! in weird lobby! 8 Healing Potions (Free action healing actions!)
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Founding Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! The Brand shines.
Darkside(Alastair Dragovich): Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a
vainattempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.Megamaths: Bandaged (blocks 1 stack of wounds), Tuft of Fractaline fur
Rosco: Light Wounds.
Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions)
OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds.
Thalai: Proud member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation! Water solidification. Cup of TTTTt. Opposition: Godmodder.
Clarissa: Magic Staff (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience, +???), Magic Ring (+3 charges each 3 rounds(1/3 passed), frigid engraving, 100 resilience.).
Redrover: -6$
Nedben: in possession of a preceding reputation. Fast.
A1: Using the power of sorcery, I create a solar-powered cellphone with Internet access!
A2: I look up soup kitchens in double alternate Canada on the Internet to try and find some more information about where the Which's alternate position is hiding out and thus how to get to where we've observed.
A3: Well, why not be more prepared? I research how to get to and travel within double alternate Canada more generally,
I take out a permanent marker and write some t's on my cup of tea. I then work on my knives some more
Animating Kitchen Knives (44/50)
When players get creative.
???: 84/300
T picks up the Tuft of Fractalline Fur. Sure, let's use this thing. What could possibly go wrong?
Sky High consider eating when a note arrives at his door from a certain... "Mr. Fires?" That doesn't even make any sense... Although Sky High is unaccountably peckish. Sky High folds up the note and makes the choice to not eat for the time being.
You somehow create a solar-powered cellphone despite the lack of an internet in this area! Using your cellphone which shouldn't work, you discover that double alternate Canada has all of single non-alternate Canada's soup kitchens, except the Russian-themed ones, which are replaced with mostly-empty lots which nobody goes to or uses, each containing a single sign with the words "Maple syrup is better" on it. The Soup Kitchen you saw the Which in definitely wasn't Russian-themed.
Despite being connected to the double alternate Canada list of soup kitchens, there's no information on the internet about how to actually get to double alternate Canada-at least, not from any non-double-alternate Country! But, since the Which was able to get there, it's probably not beyond the Godmodder's travel interdiction.
Your Cup becomes a Cup of TTTTTt, And you work on your knives.
Auspicious Occurrence! due to unknown circumstances, choose one of Unknown Benefit and +1 Charge Progress! Try as you might, you cannot grasp the specifics of this auspicious time, its details drifting away like mist through half-closed fingers. The most you can be sure is that it is an endlessly liminal thing.
- Purity embodied. Honorary Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club!
The Gentleman continues to be appreciative, producing an additional 0.1 charge progress.
Tuft of Fractalline Fur added to the charge! it gains 2.401 progress! additionally, it gains the four passive effects Monumental II, False Pretence IV, Coherence 0, and Unbowing I! Several of these effects are very powerful for a charge of this nature, but the effects of others are unpredictable. More could go wrong than you might think.
Sky High decides not to eat and displays an unusual prejudice towards peoples names! What's wrong with being named after something that exists? There are people called Smith, after all.
Sky High and Leader contribute to ???! Leader Regenerates, and bleeds!
The Darkness trains. it goes below-average-ly, gaining 6 HP and 3 Attack.
Sovereign English Idles. and the Snowball snowballs, gaining 1.5 Snowballing after rounding down.
The Which curses some more. Darn that nonspecific individual ostensibly by the name of Mr. Fires! They went and foiled the Which's plan like a gosh-darn simpleton and/or enemy! darn them, the Which says! It then Curses Sky High further, doubling the mystic potency of the Devourer's Affliction into the Ravener's Affliction. While the Affliction is active, each round that Sky High doesn't eat, they suffer from a debuff with escalating strength to attack and defence! To be clear, the debuff escalation is not reversed by eating, but it doesn't affect Sky High on rounds where they do, nor escalate on those rounds.
The BRRRRRRRanded One random-rolls to attack the Military Dames! Oh, sorry, not attack, to... target, the Military Dames. But how can they harm the military dames without attacking them? Well, Bleeding on someone is almost the archetypical way of failing to harm them, so it's not an attack. So, The BRRRRRRRanded One goes to find their Amphora full of spicy fire wine and- wait, its Amphora is alive?...
Perfect!
The BRRRRRRRanded One picks up Leader the Amphora, slashes their forehead- head wounds bleed a lot, or something!- and waves them around above the Military Dames. Since this is not an attack, and also because snow is weak to fire, the Snowball doesn't block the spray of high-temperature droplets of blood which land on the Dames, dealing 20 damage(2 per Dame)! The BRRRRRRRanded One then casts Heal using 4 Mana, healing Leader's Bleeding and healing Leader by 36 after accounting for the head wound.
The Godmodder puts another action into Self-Actualisation II.
[A-naturewriter] Terror Pants 122/200 HP (Bulletstorm, Spray and pray, machine gun, rockets, The big gun(locked on: The maxman).). Being The BRRRRRRRanded One's Pants. and Naturewriters. at the same time.
[A-megamaths] Sky High 683/683 HP, 52A, -40 to incoming damage, 3.1 Player Actions/round, 65 Regen. 1/1 Mana. Ravener's Affliction: Must eat to regenerate so long as the Which lives! -7A, -7 Damage Reduction if active (-7 Round)
Leader 183/238 HP, 47A, 4.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13 Regen. Greater Hollowing. Least Splintering. Lesser Blazing Blood.
[OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 495/676 HP 275A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG-naturewriter] Cosmic Monolith 46/100 HP 75% dodge chance. Dark Pulse(65) Antimatter(25x3) Flash (?) 4/4 Doomsday.
[AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side.
[AG] Military Dames 3x9+2 AP, null attack!A, Guarding Snowball.
Sovereign English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of One Hundred And Fifty Two out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Counter Attack. Sovereign Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing 1x11, missiles, EEEE,,,SCHEMING, stat, Subvert. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: three, though this is slowly increasing at a linear rate.
Bog Standard Snowball 26²/30² HP², 7.8 Snowballing, Bodyguarding Dames!
Which 200/200 HP, Cursing!A, (magical)Cursing!A, superpositional: 50% dodge chance, Supperpositional: can copy any eating-based actions.
Which House 150/150 HP, guarding Which!
[GIoPC] The BRRRRRRRanded One 419/428 HP, -29 to Incoming Damage, 5% dodge, -30 HP if not full mana. Eishalon Masked! Cool Staff Bro! 18/20 Mana(2R)! goes BRRRRRRR! 82$. 2SP energy. Least Stinging Blood.
[O-GIOPC] Anti-BRRRRRRRanded One Laser 10/100 HP, 370 BRRRRRRRanded One-killing!A, fires in 2! Bodyblocked by Thalai!
Anti-Bodyguarding Laser 36/40 HP, 100 Bodyguard-Shoving!A, Fires in 2!
[O-ABL] Anti-Anti-Bodyguarding Laser Laser 40/40 HP, Neutralizes ABL!
[GM] Godmodder: 263 /300 HP 3/100 Self-Actualisation II 4/4 Empirically Infallible Insurance 12/10 Self-Actualisation I 4/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... Holding 94 HP, 52.68CP stats.
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds. wearing pants.
BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 3 charges! in weird lobby! 8 Healing Potions (Free action healing actions!)
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Founding Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! The Brand shines.
Darkside(Alastair Dragovich): Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a
vainattempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.Megamaths: Bandaged (blocks 1 stack of wounds).
Rosco: Light Wounds.
Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions)
OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds.
Thalai: Proud member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation! Water solidification. Cup of TTTTTt. Opposition: Godmodder.
Clarissa: Magic Staff (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience, +???), Magic Ring (+3 charges each 3 rounds(1/3 passed), frigid engraving, 100 resilience.).
Redrover: -6$
Nedben: in possession of a preceding reputation. Fast. has a Solar-Powered Phone.