... The Godmodder turns his face into this monstrosity for maximum san damage. It's also conveniently impossible to depict in a statue owing to the constant pulsating motion.
A1 + A2: I engineer anti-cold heat-generating red jade panels and repair the Which House with them.
A3: Oh, right. We've got incoming moths. I create MOTH FEED using some natural fiber-making plants or whatever so we can pass it off as a garden and keep 'em well fed.
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THE ENVIRONMENT IS MOTHS. The F saw Curse III: Blood Sacrifice or something and now thinks there's a way to make blood sacrifices into sea monsters, so they research that in case it's really easy or an Awakened Dream Manufacture variant. Other entities act at discretion.
...somewhere in space... Time-space warps, and medium-sized spaceship appears. Spaceship is a xenoorganic mobile home inhabited by [my character].
[My character] is a male human, born and lived in another, nearby multiverse. In explored part of that multiverse no reality-bending entities with Godmodder power were found. No creatures of there-local Earth developed reality-bending abilities during evolution, instead humans developed technology to measure, bend and counter-bend reality. Most humans nowadays are biologically augmented, [my character] has a common artificial organ that allows reality-bending. Bending requires loads of energy, which usually produced by consuming stellar radiation (read: advanced sun panels) and transmitted by either stationary or mobile power relays. Relays can selectively transfer energy to anyone in the same dimension where they are.
The ship is an instance of semi-sapient alien lifeform from one of the parallel universes. The ship has a cross-universe drive based on reality-bending. [OOC: If it is too cool, that drive can be unable to work in this multiverse] The ship also acts as a personal power relay and power storage (so [character]'s reality-bending will not work when ship is not in the dimension he is). The ship has no installed weapons, but has energy shield.
Edit 1: [My character] does not understands local language(s) for oblivious reasons.
As was sorta seen at some point earlier during the klipot flooding, geometry is an illusion. Sort of. Like, what's straight up? Right now, it's the Firmament, from which pours Klipot Water and then snow etc. But later the Firmament stops being relevant and then there's lots of empty space, a place where the moon will eventually go and be on fire, and the sun.
A1: I get distracted and use Linguistics charms to rapidly translate foreign languages, including the transmission. I have a telephonesis phone so with the power of translation I can call back and explain the godmodding war going on and my attempts to take over the country except it wasn't actually a country and so I got horribly sidetracked into joining a cult that is under fire.
This may end up going to lots of places in lots of formats due to overkill. Whoops.
A2: Oh, that's probably an issue. I do medical analysis searching for INFECTED MOTHS in order to identify them for QUARANTINE or possibly HOSPICE so we can send off those who get infected. Perhaps we will identify the features of effects that turn things back into things but that's probably a for-later weapons goal.
A3: QUARANTINE and HOSPICE are conveniently both J o h n, as he can now accumulate the snow the extra moths will die off into. I guess this generally makes J o h n good at medical isolation and handling the dying/dead?
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The F investigates how to make blood slimes. The moths cooperate with QUARANTINE/HOSPICE at J o h n. Other entities act at discretion.
ecneserP ehT shifts, and changes, again. Its form condenses, but then expands, solidifying its colors and turning very, very, blue.
Now more than ever, there is a feeling across the entire battlefield that As the strange figure from outside of canon dons a pair of blue shades, this feeling multiplies tenfold. Then, the ground shakes as a set of letters hammers itself into reality.
Now, obviously, this cannot happen. It wouldn't make any sense. And yet, the words are hammered into reality, so it does happen. No. This is wrong - And the wrrrrrrrongness of it causes reality to violently convulse. Eulogo Samint takes 100 damage. But the words are still there. So it happens again. Eulogo Samint takes another 100 damage. This doesn't even make sense, Eulogo Samint doesn't have standard health. And yet it happens again. Eulogo Samint takes 300 damage. Eulogo Samint takes 1337 damage...
Reality convulses again because The words are being unanchored violently from reality, at the cost of things getting caught in the crossfire. Eulogo Samint takes 9999999 damage. A massive fissure opens in the battlefield. The Godmodder is on one side, everything else is on the other, Eulogo Samint is in the middle, split down the middle, because Rrrrrrreality shakes. Everything falls apart. The Godmodder really does take 300 damage. So does everything else. The world collapses around the words which should never have been hammered in reality -
Time stops. Nothing actually happened. No words were ever hammered in reality. Nothing really happened. But something is missing...
Damage targeted at the following targets in the following order:
Eulogo Samint Cooking Machine Body Pumpkinworld Natan Ingram Irfran Nilgiria The BRanded OnE
(Yes, that's apparently what the Crafting Spirit looks like now.)
Actions 2 and 3: I remove the Flying Supersoaker Turret's water tank and give it a tank filled with Water 2: Deluxe Version: Remastered: Game of the Year Edition: New Funky Mode: Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series & Knuckles 3: This time it's personal.
18 - ecneserP ehT offers a blood sacrifice to the BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE, in the form of a pile of blood in an outstretched palm. Then one of two things happens.
1. The BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE accepts the blood sacrifice. But see, the blood sacrifice isn't actually blood. It's quicksand that looks like blood. And so, The BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE is sucked into ecneserP ehT's outstretched hand, and becomes part of it.
2. The BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE either rejects the offering or simultaneously accepts and rejects. Either way, ecneserP ehT will then crush it under its outstretched palm, consuming it within the palm of ecneserP ehT's hand.
ecneserP ehT regenerates and attacks The BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE, then the Pumpkinworld. The Cat regenerates and then attacks the opposite of itself, reducing the heath of its opposite and thereby increasing the health of itself.
A1: , you say? That sounds like it has meme potential. I figure out how to convert blood into 🅱lood, which is like type B blood but with deep fried influence.
A2 + A3: I extricate The BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE from ecneserP ehT's proximity via one of those shepherd's crooks they use to pull people offstage, abusing melee defensive charms to preserve the crook long enough. I see no reason to get hastily serious, but. We have limitations in the armament we can deploy, so let's see where this leads. If we can successfully salvage the cult leader, apply healing items as available.
A4 (refunded): I deep fry the deep fryer! This accidentally cascades into an Annoying Orange reference and it ends up with a deep fried deep fryer in a pile of bacon. Oh no.
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The F uses the principles of warstrider construction to repair the parts of the Which House that contribute to being a mecha. Other entities act at discretion. Pray the Limit Track remains unfilled, perhaps.
I might've already said this on discord or something- I think I did?- but like, in the Klipot Water 'worldview' if you go up you hit the Firmament/Rakea which is an anti-Klipot dome that curves quick enough that it reaches the ground not far from the edge of the main battlefield zone, ye?
A1: Ooo, new entity. Looksay is sort of like Lookshy, so it should also be warstriders. I craft some of the general-purpose shield into more lasting mecha armor for Looksay.
A2: The look and say method of reading education applies, so I also add pictures to it. I'm not sure what we're trying to learn but there's probably something that could benefit from a graph, structure analysis, or other visual aid.
A3: I take some of the handcuffs from the Darkness Given Form and make them into giant handcuff weapons, like AkibaRed's Deka Wappa. Surely this will have applications for capturing things or holding them in place.
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The F investigates what vampires are like around here, for reference. Other entities act at discretion.
13 - ecneserP ehT begins glowing about as brightly as half a sun. Then, it walks to the other side of the arena and does it again, causing the entire battlefield to be filled with light from two sun-halves. In this light, there can be no darkness, and therefore no dark side of the Pumpkinworld. (The Darkness Given Form doesn't count as darkness; it's been given form.)
I HUNGER FOR LIVING FLESH JON: 5/45
ecneserP ehT regenerates and attacks the Pumpkinworld. The Cat regenerates and then attacks the opposite of itself again.
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The Godmodder turns his face into this monstrosity for maximum san damage.
It's also conveniently impossible to depict in a statue owing to the constant pulsating motion.
A1 + A2: I engineer anti-cold heat-generating red jade panels and repair the Which House with them.
A3: Oh, right. We've got incoming moths. I create MOTH FEED using some natural fiber-making plants or whatever so we can pass it off as a garden and keep 'em well fed.
-
THE ENVIRONMENT IS MOTHS. The F saw Curse III: Blood Sacrifice or something and now thinks there's a way to make blood sacrifices into sea monsters, so they research that in case it's really easy or an Awakened Dream Manufacture variant. Other entities act at discretion.
Crafting Spirit Action:
Actions 2 and 3 + Light Staff: I teleport the Spider-Rat-Snake-Human-Monster-?????-Hybrid into the waters above the Firmament for a few seconds.
...somewhere in space...
Time-space warps, and medium-sized spaceship appears.
Spaceship is a xenoorganic mobile home inhabited by [my character].
[My character] is a male human, born and lived in another, nearby multiverse. In explored part of that multiverse no reality-bending entities with Godmodder power were found.
No creatures of there-local Earth developed reality-bending abilities during evolution, instead humans developed technology to measure, bend and counter-bend reality.
Most humans nowadays are biologically augmented, [my character] has a common artificial organ that allows reality-bending.
Bending requires loads of energy, which usually produced by consuming stellar radiation (read: advanced sun panels) and transmitted by either stationary or mobile power relays. Relays can selectively transfer energy to anyone in the same dimension where they are.
The ship is an instance of semi-sapient alien lifeform from one of the parallel universes.
The ship has a cross-universe drive based on reality-bending. [OOC: If it is too cool, that drive can be unable to work in this multiverse]
The ship also acts as a personal power relay and power storage (so [character]'s reality-bending will not work when ship is not in the dimension he is).
The ship has no installed weapons, but has energy shield.
Edit 1:
[My character] does not understands local language(s) for oblivious reasons.
I notice that the destination is incorrect, that Free Wanderer Organization's network is unavailable and understand that something went very wrong.
I start broadcasting in various ways hoping anyone investigate transmissions.
3 - ecneserP ehT [EVIDENCE CORRUPTED] healing a lot more HP than usual, at the cost of some of its
.
ecneserP ehT regenerates. The Cat regenerates. ecneserP ehT attacks the Cooking Machine, starting with the head if applicable.
The C?no? ?utsid? Of Ca??n: 48/60
As was sorta seen at some point earlier during the klipot flooding, geometry is an illusion. Sort of. Like, what's straight up? Right now, it's the Firmament, from which pours Klipot Water and then snow etc. But later the Firmament stops being relevant and then there's lots of empty space, a place where the moon will eventually go and be on fire, and the sun.
A1: I get distracted and use Linguistics charms to rapidly translate foreign languages, including the transmission. I have a telephonesis phone so with the power of translation I can call back and explain the godmodding war going on and my attempts to take over the country except it wasn't actually a country and so I got horribly sidetracked into joining a cult that is under fire.
This may end up going to lots of places in lots of formats due to overkill. Whoops.
A2: Oh, that's probably an issue. I do medical analysis searching for INFECTED MOTHS in order to identify them for QUARANTINE or possibly HOSPICE so we can send off those who get infected. Perhaps we will identify the features of effects that turn things back into things but that's probably a for-later weapons goal.
A3: QUARANTINE and HOSPICE are conveniently both J o h n, as he can now accumulate the snow the extra moths will die off into. I guess this generally makes J o h n good at medical isolation and handling the dying/dead?
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The F investigates how to make blood slimes. The moths cooperate with QUARANTINE/HOSPICE at J o h n. Other entities act at discretion.
ecneserP ehT pays 75
for the Rock's special dish.
Then...
The Canon Outside Of Canon: 66/60
ecneserP ehT shifts, and changes, again. Its form condenses, but then expands, solidifying its colors and turning very, very, blue.
Now more than ever, there is a feeling across the entire battlefield that
As the strange figure from outside of canon dons a pair of blue shades, this feeling multiplies tenfold. Then, the ground shakes as a set of letters hammers itself into reality.
Now, obviously, this cannot happen. It wouldn't make any sense. And yet, the words are hammered into reality, so it does happen. No. This is wrong -
And the wrrrrrrrongness of it causes reality to violently convulse. Eulogo Samint takes 100 damage. But the words are still there. So it happens again. Eulogo Samint takes another 100 damage. This doesn't even make sense, Eulogo Samint doesn't have standard health. And yet it happens again. Eulogo Samint takes 300 damage. Eulogo Samint takes 1337 damage... 
Reality convulses again because
The words are being unanchored violently from reality, at the cost of things getting caught in the crossfire. Eulogo Samint takes 9999999 damage. A massive fissure opens in the battlefield. The Godmodder is on one side, everything else is on the other, Eulogo Samint is in the middle, split down the middle, because 
Rrrrrrreality shakes. Everything falls apart. The Godmodder really does take 300 damage. So does everything else. The world collapses around the words which should never have been hammered in reality -
Time stops. Nothing actually happened. No words were ever hammered in reality. Nothing really happened. But something is missing...
Damage targeted at the following targets in the following order:
Eulogo Samint
Cooking Machine Body
Pumpkinworld
Natan Ingram
Irfran Nilgiria
The BRanded OnE
action 1. I set a glyph of warding on the ground from me to the godmodder to use counterspell when counterspell is used.
action 2. I use fireball at 9th level doing 35 damage before damage alterations.
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
Crafting Spirit Action:
(Yes, that's apparently what the Crafting Spirit looks like now.)
Actions 2 and 3: I remove the Flying Supersoaker Turret's water tank and give it a tank filled with Water 2: Deluxe Version: Remastered: Game of the Year Edition: New Funky Mode: Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series & Knuckles 3: This time it's personal.
what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
I got distracted by the trial and lost my train of thought. On which note, that trial, huh. That sure was/will be/is an event that happened.
18 - ecneserP ehT offers a blood sacrifice to the BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE, in the form of a pile of blood in an outstretched palm. Then one of two things happens.
1. The BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE accepts the blood sacrifice. But see, the blood sacrifice isn't actually blood. It's quicksand that looks like blood. And so, The BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE is sucked into ecneserP ehT's outstretched hand, and becomes part of it.
2. The BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE either rejects the offering or simultaneously accepts and rejects. Either way, ecneserP ehT will then crush it under its outstretched palm, consuming it within the palm of ecneserP ehT's hand.
ecneserP ehT regenerates and attacks The BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE, then the Pumpkinworld. The Cat regenerates and then attacks the opposite of itself, reducing the heath of its opposite and thereby increasing the health of itself.
A1:
, you say? That sounds like it has meme potential. I figure out how to convert blood into 🅱lood, which is like type B blood but with deep fried influence.
A2 + A3: I extricate The BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEEEEE from ecneserP ehT's proximity via one of those shepherd's crooks they use to pull people offstage, abusing melee defensive charms to preserve the crook long enough. I see no reason to get hastily serious, but. We have limitations in the armament we can deploy, so let's see where this leads. If we can successfully salvage the cult leader, apply healing items as available.
A4 (refunded): I deep fry the deep fryer! This accidentally cascades into an Annoying Orange reference and it ends up with a deep fried deep fryer in a pile of bacon. Oh no.
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The F uses the principles of warstrider construction to repair the parts of the Which House that contribute to being a mecha. Other entities act at discretion. Pray the Limit Track remains unfilled, perhaps.
imma just, leave.
She/They/it
Keep in mind I'm in the UK so my time zone's GMT.
Definitely not an undead.
Crafting Spirit: 🅱️egins charging. This charge isn't deepfrying related, but it is crafting related. It's crafting a kind of tank, to be specific.
Tank? 1/20
Actions 2 and 3: I give the Absolute Gamer Deluxe Remaster 0.3/19 Supersoaker Turret a really good gaming chair.
I might've already said this on discord or something- I think I did?- but like, in the Klipot Water 'worldview' if you go up you hit the Firmament/Rakea which is an anti-Klipot dome that curves quick enough that it reaches the ground not far from the edge of the main battlefield zone, ye?
A1: Ooo, new entity. Looksay is sort of like Lookshy, so it should also be warstriders. I craft some of the general-purpose shield into more lasting mecha armor for Looksay.
A2: The look and say method of reading education applies, so I also add pictures to it. I'm not sure what we're trying to learn but there's probably something that could benefit from a graph, structure analysis, or other visual aid.
A3: I take some of the handcuffs from the Darkness Given Form and make them into giant handcuff weapons, like AkibaRed's Deka Wappa. Surely this will have applications for capturing things or holding them in place.
-
The F investigates what vampires are like around here, for reference. Other entities act at discretion.
13 - ecneserP ehT begins glowing about as brightly as half a sun. Then, it walks to the other side of the arena and does it again, causing the entire battlefield to be filled with light from two sun-halves. In this light, there can be no darkness, and therefore no dark side of the Pumpkinworld. (The Darkness Given Form doesn't count as darkness; it's been given form.)
I HUNGER FOR LIVING FLESH JON: 5/45
ecneserP ehT regenerates and attacks the Pumpkinworld. The Cat regenerates and then attacks the opposite of itself again.