A1: I pour some of the F's Starspark Drops into the Chasm-Cliff to see what happens. Maybe it will become a Starspark River.
A2: Actually, a few drops is probably not enough. I route a river into the Chasm-Cliff to flood it.
A3: I make a Kill Six Billion Demons reference and put a Jadis figurine in the etrahedral one. The Jadis figurine begins casting trigram spells. Unfortunately I installed the wrong set of trigrams and now it's bagua. Welp.
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The F goes along with trying to make a river I guess. Other entities act at discretion, now that we've received the wisdom of arriving at places we already are.
Time stops. Deep within ecneserP ehT, the Impossible Embassy opens itself. It enters the Impossible Embassy and finds itself inside of a quote block. It crawls from this quote block to the bottom of the post this quote block is in, and shuffles around some blocks of text. It takes the BRRRRRR from the name of the anded OnEEEEEE, and swaps it for the Pr in its own name. It becomes ecneseRRRRRRB ehT, and The Branded One becomes The Pranded OnEEEEEE. Then, it takes the ability of the Pranded OnEEEEEE to go BRRRRRR for itself.
Time resumes.
ecneseRRRRRRB ehT turns into The BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEE, as it was last turn. Then, it blasts open the door to the Which House in which the Pranded OnEEEEEE currently seeks refuge. As ecneseRRRRRRB ehT and The Pranded OnEEEEEE get closer together reality seems to fracture. They aren't meant to exist in the same place. Something must be done before the world ends.
But it's too late. The Pranded OnEEEEEE has already been depicted as the Soyjak.
The Which House crumbles to the ground, dried of all its life by a thousand blood sacrifices. And it too is consumed into the ever growing ecneseRRRRRRB. It will not stop. It will not cease. It is impossibility and it is insanity.
And it is not done feeding.
ecneseRRRRRRB ehT and The Cat, who are allegedly different, regenerate. ecneseRRRRRRB ehT attacks the Logbullet Golem.
Crafting Spirit Action: The Crafting Spirit dismantles the Blue Wall and uses the bricks to craft Blue Brick Armor it then equips.
Actions 2 and 3: I push J o h n into a washing machine, but this isn't a normal washing machine! It's a washing machine filled with grenades and dynamite and TNT and thermonuclear bombs and the very concept of exploding. I and all the entities helping me will be unharmed, because the washing machine isn't actually a washing machine, it's a TARDIS!
A1: I pour some of the F's Starspark Drops into the Chasm-Cliff to see what happens. Maybe it will become a Starspark River.
A2: Actually, a few drops is probably not enough. I route a river into the Chasm-Cliff to flood it.
A3: I make a Kill Six Billion Demons reference and put a Jadis figurine in the etrahedral one. The Jadis figurine begins casting trigram spells. Unfortunately I installed the wrong set of trigrams and now it's bagua. Welp.
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The F goes along with trying to make a river I guess. Other entities act at discretion, now that we've received the wisdom of arriving at places we already are.
You route a river (and 100 starsparks) into the Chasm-Cliff, forming the Enchanted River-Cliff! It's slightly easier to climb, and heals anyone who interacts with it! You place a Jadis Figurine inside the etrahedral one, where it forms and is a trigram. That trigram is a bagua and the bagua is the flawed above that is reflection and its fate is to shatter into the six fragments. But until the rising thrum of the heart shatters the mirror, it is a protection and one you may hold. ...you gained 10 DR for your Mental Influence Negation shield!
Time stops. Deep within ecneserP ehT, the Impossible Embassy opens itself. It enters the Impossible Embassy and finds itself inside of a quote block. It crawls from this quote block to the bottom of the post this quote block is in, and shuffles around some blocks of text. It takes the BRRRRRR from the name of the anded OnEEEEEE, and swaps it for the Pr in its own name. It becomes ecneseRRRRRRB ehT, and The Branded One becomes The Pranded OnEEEEEE. Then, it takes the ability of the Pranded OnEEEEEE to go BRRRRRR for itself.
Time resumes.
ecneseRRRRRRB ehT turns into The BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEE, as it was last turn. Then, it blasts open the door to the Which House in which the Pranded OnEEEEEE currently seeks refuge. As ecneseRRRRRRB ehT and The Pranded OnEEEEEE get closer together reality seems to fracture. They aren't meant to exist in the same place. Something must be done before the world ends.
But it's too late. The Pranded OnEEEEEE has already been depicted as the Soyjak.
The Which House crumbles to the ground, dried of all its life by a thousand blood sacrifices. And it too is consumed into the ever growing ecneseRRRRRRB. It will not stop. It will not cease. It is impossibility and it is insanity.
And it is not done feeding.
ecneseRRRRRRB ehT and The Cat, who are allegedly different, regenerate. ecneseRRRRRRB ehT attacks the Logbullet Golem.
3 - ecneserP ehT calls a swarm of lawyers who flatten the Logbullet Golem for unethical logging practices.
10 - ecneserP ehT turns all of its ice cream into a QUINTUPLE DECKER DELISHUS FUDGY SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAE. And then eats it.
5 - ecneserP ehT looks at the Deep-Fried Clowning Spirit, and thinks. This thing must be able to increase ecneserP ehT's Clown ability. So, ecneserP ehT deep fries it in thick batter and cooking oil, to prep it for consumption. Simply delicious!
ecneserP ehT and The Cat, who are allegedly different, regenerate. ecneserP ehT attacks the .
Crafting Spirit Action: The Crafting Spirit realizes something. Those evil terrorist farmers are evil terrorists! The Crafting Spirit HATES evil terrorists! It picks up an alligator and uses it to kill the evil terrorist farmers.
Actions 2 and 3: Oh no, something else is coming. I tell J o h n that he isn't important anymore. My action gives him emotional damage!
A1: To become impossible and insane is to fall under my grasp. To kill mine is to be killed by mine. I am a hero who saves the world and destroys the world, in the classical sense of a monster. To sacrifice is to be sacrificed. It does not stop and does not cease, but it is conquered by mine. The dead dance, the dead continue to be dead. To that which has taken mastery, be mastered. The cycle of life begets a cycle of death, and with association I smite. Die and be dead, ecneserP ehT. Your armor may outpace my blows, but that's not the death we inflict today.
ecneserP ehT now counts as being undead or something!
A2: A house has been parted. A house has fallen. As reality cracks, I assert my own world over the breaking one. Integrity and lore speak the ways to shape a world and block the shapes of its degradation. Real reigns over unreal, and a concrete pattern silence-kills ambiguous copies. Prana flows, breath in killing wind, and it gouges the absent gates with more formidable replacements.
Anchoring demireal, cold and structure-solid, descends upon ecneserP ehT and binds. Hopefully reality will stop cracking so much I guess?
A3: I have spoken death and dying, and of that which does not finish. Madness brings labyrinths, and in onyx I find a solution. My power does not yet plumb the depths, but oh how close a transient passage. A timbre of contamination rises. A taint that opposes this place. Direct slaying would not be enough to outpace regen with that kind of power, but an attack on the severity of their being. From voids I call shards, and attack one tendency with another.
I inflict maxHP damage over time to ecneserP ehT until they remove the void shard thingy causing it!
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The F notes the SPD situation of the Which House is over, which means we move onto Mahou Sentai Magiranger / Power Rangers Mystic Force! Wait, we're at a Forge. And we have clowns, which transform stuff. There's also a trinity, which means tri-phase processes are converse to the insanity thing! By the Sign of La Forge, it's...Forge! That means alchemy and fire! And our cult leader was on fire, too! Actually, wait, we're a cult for going insane too. How about delusions? Yeah, there's rangers for that too but they're unofficial. Oh, okay, sure, I'll get that at the store.
The F decides to set up self-improvement facilities so the cult can reforge themselves for power. Apparently there's so many ways to do that that together with the cult they're thinking they'll figure it out eventually by doing stuff that worked in Kamen Rider and/or Cultist Simulator and/or a bunch of xianxia novels via mad science. The cult action can probably make use of this by doing all that mysterious background stuff various cults get up to researching.
A1 + A2: I perform an unnecessarily dramatic air guitar solo! THIS FIRES MOTH BULLETS BECAUSE I HAVE DANMAKU KEYED TO IT. THE MOTH BULLETS BECOME MOTHS BECAUSE THEY ARE MOTHS. PEW PEW.
A3: I cast Infinity Wall incorrectly, causing it to become an infinity wall. The Infinities Achievement is now sliding on a wall that seamlessly blends into the floor or something for easy interference!
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The F decides the economy is sufficiently insane, and sets up a Contribution Hall for the cult. If any of the Cultists have any important contributions like knowledge, assets, or doing something interesting, we can figure out what to do with it here and then promote them to other cult positions.
Crafting Spirit Action: Clown Mantra it is! The Clowning Spirit calls upon the powers of the Ancient True Ringleader of Absolute Clowny Power to protect him!
ecneserP ehT did not retain the ability to go BRRRRRR. But simple hatred will do fine.
ecneserP ehT turns into a blob of water full of hatred. The fires burning within it go out. Then, within the water, it takes the form of a very hungry Parasprite, which swallows the void shard and is immediately afterward purged from existence. And what of the reality seal...?
Of course. ecneserP ehT turns the reality seal into a stamp, and stamps it onto the , containing its absurdity slightly more because it appears to now be AG which is unacceptable. Regardless, the Reality Seal is now the problem of the and not ecneserP ehT.
ecneserP ehT and The Cat, who are allegedly different, regenerate. ecneserP ehT attacks the .
Man, doing this is really tedious and annoying. It really doesn't help that google drive inexplicably randomises link order when you copy several at once.
A1: Put things in a jar!? Of course! I pickle the Godmodder by putting them in a jar full of vinegar brine.
A2: I nom in the direction of the Smooth Dombaeg but miscalculate and bite the etrahedral one with a bear trap instead.
A3: Wait, why am I using a bear trap or my mouth? I have the Deka Wappa to pick the etrahedral one up via giant cuffs or something, so I use that to yeet it at ecneserP ehT. Surely this will cause problems on purpose.
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The F was looking up something on the Internet, and according to song lyrics for crazy a f, they're supposed to call. Call who? I don't know, we'll need to get our cult communications back up and running in order to get more cultists. Since Jadranko figured out something expedient (about ordering people to move stuff around or convincing them based on the merits of an idea), the F promotes Jadranko into managing the cult's communications! Presumably that does something related to recruiting people, sending them out exploring, and/or getting the cultists organized enough to do multi-person efforts more easily.
Crafting Spirit Action: The Crafting Spirit knows it'll die soon, so it gets itself absorbed by ecneserP ehT. All of itself. Including all of its OG-ness. ecneserP ehT will now have to be OG for some amount of turns/actions!
Actions 1 and 2: This feels like a trick. I tell The BRRRRRRanded?? OnEEEEEEEEE‽ to attack J o h n because it might be a trick, and The BRRRRRRanded?? OnEEEEEEEEE‽ loves tricks because... uhh... It shared a faction with some Halloween related entities?
15 - ecneserP ehT turns the reality seal into a stamp, then puts it in the last of the burning fire and drives the void shard into it. It stamps it onto the , containing its absurdity slightly more because it appears to now be AG which is unacceptable. Regardless, the Reality Seal is now the problem of the and not ecneserP ehT.
ecneserP ehT and The Cat, who are allegedly different, regenerate. ecneserP ehT attacks the Evertree.
A1: I help the paladin moths figure out how to wear paladin armor as moths. This may or may not make them bigger moths, as needed.
A2 + A3: I scream in triplicate. Because the work of art scream in triplicate has black and yellow in white, the resulting axe power screaming axes are also a beehive. The bees support cover crops and other miscellaneous plants around the battlefield, because bees are Like That I guess.
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The F promotes Adrian to cult chef! I think he'll figure out baking cakes or something for us too. Other entities act at discretion.
I begin a new charge, it's called... the Bearbarian!
Bearbarian 2/20
Action 3: I kiss J o h n . Wait, I forgot I was sweating because it's always at least 60 degrees in the Red Realm. J O H N , NOOOOOOOO! I won, but at what cost?!
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A1: I pour some of the F's Starspark Drops into the Chasm-Cliff to see what happens. Maybe it will become a Starspark River.
A2: Actually, a few drops is probably not enough. I route a river into the Chasm-Cliff to flood it.
A3: I make a Kill Six Billion Demons reference and put a Jadis figurine in the etrahedral one. The Jadis figurine begins casting trigram spells. Unfortunately I installed the wrong set of trigrams and now it's bagua. Welp.
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The F goes along with trying to make a river I guess. Other entities act at discretion, now that we've received the wisdom of arriving at places we already are.
soyjak: 100/100
Time stops. Deep within ecneserP ehT, the Impossible Embassy opens itself. It enters the Impossible Embassy and finds itself inside of a quote block. It crawls from this quote block to the bottom of the post this quote block is in, and shuffles around some blocks of text. It takes the BRRRRRR from the name of the anded OnEEEEEE, and swaps it for the Pr in its own name. It becomes ecneseRRRRRRB ehT, and The Branded One becomes The Pranded OnEEEEEE. Then, it takes the ability of the Pranded OnEEEEEE to go BRRRRRR for itself.
Time resumes.
ecneseRRRRRRB ehT turns into The BRRRRRRanded OnEEEEEE, as it was last turn. Then, it blasts open the door to the Which House in which the Pranded OnEEEEEE currently seeks refuge. As ecneseRRRRRRB ehT and The Pranded OnEEEEEE get closer together reality seems to fracture. They aren't meant to exist in the same place. Something must be done before the world ends.
But it's too late. The Pranded OnEEEEEE has already been depicted as the Soyjak.
The Which House crumbles to the ground, dried of all its life by a thousand blood sacrifices. And it too is consumed into the ever growing ecneseRRRRRRB. It will not stop. It will not cease. It is impossibility and it is insanity.
And it is not done feeding.
ecneseRRRRRRB ehT and The Cat, who are allegedly different, regenerate. ecneseRRRRRRB ehT attacks the Logbullet Golem.
Crafting Spirit Action: The Crafting Spirit dismantles the Blue Wall and uses the bricks to craft Blue Brick Armor it then equips.
Actions 2 and 3: I push J o h n into a washing machine, but this isn't a normal washing machine! It's a washing machine filled with grenades and dynamite and TNT and thermonuclear bombs and the very concept of exploding. I and all the entities helping me will be unharmed, because the washing machine isn't actually a washing machine, it's a TARDIS!
You route a river (and 100 starsparks) into the Chasm-Cliff, forming the Enchanted River-Cliff! It's slightly easier to climb, and heals anyone who interacts with it!
You place a Jadis Figurine inside the etrahedral one, where it forms and is a trigram. That trigram is a bagua and the bagua is the flawed above that is reflection and its fate is to shatter into the six fragments. But until the rising thrum of the heart shatters the mirror, it is a protection and one you may hold.
...you gained 10 DR for your Mental Influence Negation shield!
3 - ecneserP ehT calls a swarm of lawyers who flatten the Logbullet Golem for unethical logging practices.
10 - ecneserP ehT turns all of its ice cream into a QUINTUPLE DECKER DELISHUS FUDGY SUNDAY, SUNDAY, SUNDAE. And then eats it.
5 - ecneserP ehT looks at the Deep-Fried Clowning Spirit, and thinks. This thing must be able to increase ecneserP ehT's Clown ability. So, ecneserP ehT deep fries it in thick batter and cooking oil, to prep it for consumption. Simply delicious!
ecneserP ehT and The Cat, who are allegedly different, regenerate. ecneserP ehT attacks the
.
Crafting Spirit Action: The Crafting Spirit realizes something. Those evil terrorist farmers are evil terrorists! The Crafting Spirit HATES evil terrorists! It picks up an alligator and uses it to kill the evil terrorist farmers.
Actions 2 and 3: Oh no, something else is coming. I tell J o h n that he isn't important anymore. My action gives him emotional damage!
A1: To become impossible and insane is to fall under my grasp. To kill mine is to be killed by mine. I am a hero who saves the world and destroys the world, in the classical sense of a monster. To sacrifice is to be sacrificed. It does not stop and does not cease, but it is conquered by mine. The dead dance, the dead continue to be dead. To that which has taken mastery, be mastered. The cycle of life begets a cycle of death, and with association I smite. Die and be dead, ecneserP ehT. Your armor may outpace my blows, but that's not the death we inflict today.
ecneserP ehT now counts as being undead or something!
A2: A house has been parted. A house has fallen. As reality cracks, I assert my own world over the breaking one. Integrity and lore speak the ways to shape a world and block the shapes of its degradation. Real reigns over unreal, and a concrete pattern silence-kills ambiguous copies. Prana flows, breath in killing wind, and it gouges the absent gates with more formidable replacements.
Anchoring demireal, cold and structure-solid, descends upon ecneserP ehT and binds. Hopefully reality will stop cracking so much I guess?
A3: I have spoken death and dying, and of that which does not finish. Madness brings labyrinths, and in onyx I find a solution. My power does not yet plumb the depths, but oh how close a transient passage. A timbre of contamination rises. A taint that opposes this place. Direct slaying would not be enough to outpace regen with that kind of power, but an attack on the severity of their being. From voids I call shards, and attack one tendency with another.
I inflict maxHP damage over time to ecneserP ehT until they remove the void shard thingy causing it!
-
The F notes the SPD situation of the Which House is over, which means we move onto Mahou Sentai Magiranger / Power Rangers Mystic Force! Wait, we're at a Forge. And we have clowns, which transform stuff. There's also a trinity, which means tri-phase processes are converse to the insanity thing! By the Sign of La Forge, it's...Forge! That means alchemy and fire! And our cult leader was on fire, too! Actually, wait, we're a cult for going insane too. How about delusions? Yeah, there's rangers for that too but they're unofficial. Oh, okay, sure, I'll get that at the store.
The F decides to set up self-improvement facilities so the cult can reforge themselves for power. Apparently there's so many ways to do that that together with the cult they're thinking they'll figure it out eventually by doing stuff that worked in Kamen Rider and/or Cultist Simulator and/or a bunch of xianxia novels via mad science. The cult action can probably make use of this by doing all that mysterious background stuff various cults get up to researching.
Other entities act at discretion.
A1 + A2: I perform an unnecessarily dramatic air guitar solo! THIS FIRES MOTH BULLETS BECAUSE I HAVE DANMAKU KEYED TO IT. THE MOTH BULLETS BECOME MOTHS BECAUSE THEY ARE MOTHS. PEW PEW.
A3: I cast Infinity Wall incorrectly, causing it to become an infinity wall. The Infinities Achievement is now sliding on a wall that seamlessly blends into the floor or something for easy interference!
-
The F decides the economy is sufficiently insane, and sets up a Contribution Hall for the cult. If any of the Cultists have any important contributions like knowledge, assets, or doing something interesting, we can figure out what to do with it here and then promote them to other cult positions.
Other entities act at discretion.
Crafting Spirit Action: Clown Mantra it is! The Clowning Spirit calls upon the powers of the Ancient True Ringleader of Absolute Clowny Power to protect him!
Actions 2 and 3: I kick J o h n.
New Person here.
What's happening?
there should be a ctg wiki
I Hate Status Effects!: 20/20
ecneserP ehT did not retain the ability to go BRRRRRR. But simple hatred will do fine.
ecneserP ehT turns into a blob of water full of hatred. The fires burning within it go out. Then, within the water, it takes the form of a very hungry Parasprite, which swallows the void shard and is immediately afterward purged from existence. And what of the reality seal...?
Of course. ecneserP ehT turns the reality seal into a stamp, and stamps it onto the
, containing its absurdity slightly more because it appears to now be AG which is unacceptable. Regardless, the Reality Seal is now the problem of the 
and not ecneserP ehT.
ecneserP ehT and The Cat, who are allegedly different, regenerate. ecneserP ehT attacks the
.
Man, doing this is really tedious and annoying. It really doesn't help that google drive inexplicably randomises link order when you copy several at once.
A1: Put things in a jar!? Of course! I pickle the Godmodder by putting them in a jar full of vinegar brine.
A2: I nom in the direction of the Smooth Dombaeg but miscalculate and bite the etrahedral one with a bear trap instead.
A3: Wait, why am I using a bear trap or my mouth? I have the Deka Wappa to pick the etrahedral one up via giant cuffs or something, so I use that to yeet it at ecneserP ehT. Surely this will cause problems on purpose.
-
The F was looking up something on the Internet, and according to song lyrics for crazy a f, they're supposed to call. Call who? I don't know, we'll need to get our cult communications back up and running in order to get more cultists. Since Jadranko figured out something expedient (about ordering people to move stuff around or convincing them based on the merits of an idea), the F promotes Jadranko into managing the cult's communications! Presumably that does something related to recruiting people, sending them out exploring, and/or getting the cultists organized enough to do multi-person efforts more easily.
Other entities act at discretion.
Crafting Spirit Action: The Crafting Spirit knows it'll die soon, so it gets itself absorbed by ecneserP ehT. All of itself. Including all of its OG-ness. ecneserP ehT will now have to be OG for some amount of turns/actions!
Actions 1 and 2: This feels like a trick. I tell The BRRRRRRanded?? OnEEEEEEEEE‽ to attack J o h n because it might be a trick, and The BRRRRRRanded?? OnEEEEEEEEE‽ loves tricks because... uhh... It shared a faction with some Halloween related entities?
ACTION 1:
Ok.
I guess I attack ecneserP ehT?
I use a powerful superpowerful supermegapowerful supermegaultrapowerful mic drop to obliterate ecneserP ehT.
Also, who are the GloPC?
ACTION 2 + 3:
I summon a Crocodile with a regenerating shield.
With my other action, I buff it.
They will attack the Look and Say Gun Gun.
there should be a ctg wiki
15 - ecneserP ehT turns the reality seal into a stamp, then puts it in the last of the burning fire and drives the void shard into it. It stamps it onto the
, containing its absurdity slightly more because it appears to now be AG which is unacceptable. Regardless, the Reality Seal is now the problem of the 
and not ecneserP ehT.
ecneserP ehT and The Cat, who are allegedly different, regenerate. ecneserP ehT attacks the Evertree.
Ascend: 4/20
Clown Blood Cake Pizza, 1/1 HP,
A1: I help the paladin moths figure out how to wear paladin armor as moths. This may or may not make them bigger moths, as needed.
A2 + A3: I scream in triplicate. Because the work of art scream in triplicate has black and yellow in white, the resulting axe power screaming axes are also a beehive. The bees support cover crops and other miscellaneous plants around the battlefield, because bees are Like That I guess.
-
The F promotes Adrian to cult chef! I think he'll figure out baking cakes or something for us too. Other entities act at discretion.
I begin a new charge, it's called... the Bearbarian!
Bearbarian 2/20
Action 3: I kiss J o h n . Wait, I forgot I was sweating because it's always at least 60 degrees in the Red Realm. J O H N , NOOOOOOOO! I won, but at what cost?!