Action 1 + Light Staff: I feed the Inside-Out Tank a Magical Burrito filled with NANOMACHINES. The NANOMACHINES heal the Inside-Out Tank because that's what NANOMACHINES do.
Action 2: I go on Twitter an write "It is so obvious that the Godmodder is just another petty 1 percenter who takes more than he needs and laughs at the lower classes! Time machines should be for everyone! Nobody should be allowed to have a monopoly over time!
#eattherich #timeisforeveryone #thegodmodderisoverparty" The Twitter Hivemind sees this and sends out some if its drones to COMPLAIN about it. One of them, however, is a mutant! The mutated drone does not complain, but STEALS some of the Time Machines and distributes them around the battlefield equally.
Action 3: cjarge
My entities do the same thing they did last turn. The Craftbot crafts another, smaller craftbot.
Endless Calamity 5/100
CTG2 Action:
Replying to ORIGIN: You confuse the Statuemodder!
Replying to Elementallord: You equip one of your clones with the Terror Shield. The Terror Shield is AG, so it defends the Statuemodder from your clone... and only your clone.
Replying to Clown: 597 damage to the Statuemodder!
The Statuemodder gives every player an infinite amount of mandatory side quests.
[AG] Terror Shield, 5000 HP, defends against Elenetallord's clone's attacks
Where is the stone coming from? Good question. Probably somewhere nearby. Also somewhere with easy-to-find stone. Wonder if the mountainmodder’s stone fits these criteria…
If I can even harvest it, that’s where it’s from.
12/30
Ganlidore tries to make sure the rock isn’t still linked to the mountainmodder somehow. If the mountainmodder can still influence the stone, Ganlidore casts dispel magic on the stone.
The royal healer heals the steed.
The steed avoids the slimes.
Mountainmodder Stone is easy to find, and nearby, but it's also... part of the Mountainmodder. It's quite linked to the Mountainmodder, and dispel magic won't change that- it's not like you can dispel magic a corpse to make it not count for resurrection, after all. You could use Mountainmodder Stone, but it might go... poorly. entities ordered!
whyyyyyyyyyyyrip mathematicians, I will now put a = instead of a - in the middle of my action label in their memories
A1 = Continue Reading (also search the foreword for the important parts, skipping only the parts that aren't relevant)
A2 = Water Syphon
I pick up a reverse hose, and use it to syphon up the 's water. I then proceed to funnel it into the Energy Plant, with a normal hose on the other end of the reverse hose. Oh no! I also gave the Energy Plant the 's Overwrite! Not Cataclysmic Overwrite, but just the Overwrite part. I immediately set to making this a good thing for the Energy Plant, and decide to do it with the space-time fabric which has gone unused.
A3 + Energy Plant = Health Altar 7.1/15
Hmm. That's a good point. So, I then take my previous argument, then create a NEW time machine, owned by none other than me. I then do the steps stated before.
You siphon away 's water, but its Overwrite is firmly attached! The Siphoned Water does, however, fuel the Energy Plant effectively, increasing its production to +2/round for the next 4 rounds.
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and the life force within it is building... The Titan Slime attacks The F, keeping the Decaying on The F from expiring or reducing and also doing 60 damage. The Least Slimes gather up decaying from all over, and one ofthem evolves into a Lesser Slime! The Lesser and Greater Slimes are bodyguarding Racyls'Strom! The Mutant Twitter Thief tries to steal one of the Godmodder's time machines! [1d20:7] however, it turns out the 'time machine' it just stole was actually a nonfunctional display model! The Craftbot crafts a smaller craftbot out of air(Air! one resource which is always* airvailable!). it has 2 HP and it can't craft because its tiny arms are too short. Storm Man!! Reforms!! From having died last round!! The Clowning Paul Bunyan Spirit attacks one of the Lesser Slimes and kills it! Ganlidore confirms that dispel magic doesn't un-modder Mountainmodder Bits. the Royal Healer heals the Royal Steed! The F spends the round gathering rocks, because of has a buff to that right now, gaining 18+6 Rocks. THE MOTHS MAINTAIN THE RAINSTORM AND THE MOTH PALADINS OF THE BBBA DEITY ARE COMPLETELY READY TO LAUNCH THIS ROCKET THING IT'LL ORBIT OR POSSIBLY JUST FLOAT ABOVE THE PLANET THAT'S WHAT MOONS DO RIGHT HEY UH QUICK QUESTION DOES FIRE WORK IN SPACE The Cultists Cultivate. Clown Blood Cake Pizza respawns! The Clowns have no need to worry about who they launch up with their Clown Moon Constructor, because their Clown Toy Car can fit an unlimited amount of Clown Air and Clowns, and also they're all interchangeable except the Clowning Spirit! The CTC arrives and they launch it- Clown Moon Constructor safely inside- into space, where it begins assembling a Clown Moon using the clowns that came along to operate it as materials! Isn't that CLOWNLY?!?!??!?!?!?@#?!?#?!@# The Tent, uh... gains +🎪 SHP? I think? Out of the Dark Cavern strolls a diminutive figure- about half a meter tall, with stubby arms and legs, formed entirely of ice and snow. It's smiling widely with glittering eyes like black coals and trotting along, idly twirling its knife as it spreads frost along its path. The Sap Lurkers drain away more of ecneserP ehT's HP! The Cloistering Filaments linger, isolated. The Thorn Coagulate's tendrils do 5 damage to the Peat Kitten and do 15 damage to the Royal Healer! Life continues to flee the area around the Fabrical Festers, leaving it increasingly desolate. ecneserP ehT attacks Racyls'Strom, killing two Greater Slimes and two Lesser Slimes without trouble(and dealing 7 damage to another Greater Slime) and gaining HP and attack accordingly. It then attacks the Godmodder's Bed's Reconstruction Network for 181 damage, upgrades with 0.2 more actions, and regenerates. [1d5:5] remains in control of itself- remains itself- for this round. It could qualify that statement, invent elaborate reasons it should or shouldn't do that, but in the end, it is really the simplest decision. it does the right thing, because it already knows full well what that right thing is, and it has not been so forced as to forget or neglect that, not now. The cats attack Racyls'Strom's Greater Slime, and deal 11 damage to it. The Peat Kitten dies from Decay. The Godmodder's Bed snaps up a Fabrical Fester, chews it up, and spits it out at ecneserP ehT, inflicting Withering! Its insectoid legs stab at the various cats along the way, killing the Bloodcats and the injured Peat Cat.
The Godmodder is too asleep to do anything! Perpetudecay gains 1 point of progress.
Clown Blood Cake Pizza, 1/1 HP, respawns, 8/Yes Clown Blood. Is a Pizza! is a cake! is [A-Megamaths]773/832 HP, 15A, 20 DR, 25 Thorns, 4 Actions, Cat-aclysmic Overwrite. Decaying 3. Chosen. +5% Dodge, (20%,stack 1)Doubled AGtions, Life Tether.
A1: Does fire work in space? We'll MAKE fire work in space! By creating flammability support, which is like life support but it provides fuel to fires!
A2 + A3: The F's idea is solid, but I also have a lot of entities I'm too lazy to manage. I start/continue/disambiguate building a properly life supported spaceship-in-the-form-of-moonbase (the thingy that we're sending to space so the F can use the Moon Constructor to build the moon to put it on) so the F can bring the cult to space to run the moonbase for us! The MOTHPIRE MOTH PYRE can serve as our mission control ground base launchpad-y part.
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Entities applicable help with the whole 'preparing to send the cult to the moon construction base and therefore the moon' situation. The moth paladins can go to space too if they want, that's what the flammability support is for, but I doubt they'll be coming back for a while if ever. Other entities act at discretion. Whenever we're able to pack the cult and the F into life supported space travel and then do the launch that's probably a good idea so we get a moon-with-base. Of course, if we still need more raw material rocks to build the moon they can get those too.
MrBeahrs. The memory/brand/tapestry was wrapped with broken chains, opened padlocks, and frayed ropes. Doors without hinges, broken windows, wards and protective sigils, all broken and defiled, all integrated into the spiraling frame which held the destabilizing Brand.
8/21
Cjtoad. You remember the brand looking an awful lot like a mirror. Whatwillbereflectedwhenonelooksforward-through it images of the past are clearly seen, an ancient battle, from simpler times.
7/21
booksbooks3. Your memory-flawedandemptyasitislookingbackwithyourheadonbackwardsneverseeing- tells a story of stories told, as the mirror bends and twists and breaks and reforms, stretching out as it begins to reveal the true scope of the fractal brand inscribed onto it into it is it is what it was whatwillbe what was.
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"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Action 1: Racyls'Strom has too much math in its UI thing! Stupid amounts of math! What does 160 Regen mean?! That's far more than I can count! 3 isn't even a real number! This is all frankly DISGUSTING. Racyls'Strom should feel ASHAMED of itself! I spit on its shoe.
Wait, if a tree has a shoe, then where are its roots? ...No idea, but probably not in the ground anymore. Hm... don't trees need to be in the ground to continue living? ... Meh, I'm sure it'll be fine.
Actions 2 and 3: charge
My entities do the same thing they did last turn. The Craftbot begins crafting a scarf. This is a critical part of my current charge. Storm Man!!! will bodyguard the Craftbot. The Mutant Twitter Thief will bodyguard Storm Man!!! The Smaller Craftbot will bodyguard the Mutant Twitter Thief.
Endless Calamity: 6.1/100
CTG2 Action:
Replying to ORIGIN: You use dubiously temporal magic to get rid of your infinite side quests. Hmm... You're in CTG1 now, well, in the time between CTG1 and CTG2. The previous Godmodder has already been defeated, but the Statuemodder (formerly the Godmodder) is not here yet. Oh, you also took all the other players with you.
Replying to Elementallord: The Statuemodder isn't here yet. But yes, his HP will probably be back at 300 once he gets here.
Replying to Clown: You equip the Necroclownicon.
You are next to a gigantic crater where the CTG1 Battlefield once stood. The Terror Shield tries to wiggle out of the Elementallord's clone's inventory, to no avail.
[AG] Terror Shield, 5000 HP, defends against Elenetallord's clone's attacks
16 - ecneserP ehT is no longer feeling hunger. It is now feeling immense rage, however. This rage manifests in a very typical form - a fireball. The Fabrical Festerers are taken in first. Then the Thorn Coagulate with all its tendrils. The fire grows anyways. The Malevolent Snowchild is absorbed. Then every last one of the Cloistering Filaments. The fire grows anyways.
But we'll get back to that in a moment.
4 - THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW swallows each of the Least Slimes, one by one. It is a creature that is oblivious to the more dangerous effects of food, like brain freeze or indigestion. Because these things simply do not happen to it. It is a consuming force, not inhibited by such mortal pains.
The Slow March Toward An Inevitable Demise: 20/999
ecneserP ehT attacks the Racyls Strom and regenerates. THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW does nothing additional this turn. The Cats attack the Racyls Strom, or the Titan Slime if Strom is dead.
I decide against using mountainmodder stone after finding that he can manipulate it even after it’s been removed and affected by dispel magic, and look elsewhere for stone for the castle.
15/30 maybe? No clue how this chain of events affects that number.
Ganlidore uses gate and casually drops the sleeping tarrasque (probably hostile to everything that moves) on top of the godmodder. That can’t be pleasant.
The healer jumps on the horse and gets away from those things, while healing himself.
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Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
you can't remember the names of the remaining chapters precisely; this book being from your memory, after all. Same goes for most of these page numbers, but they're mostly irrelevant for the same reason. this is partially because I have not in fact written the entire book yet so I can't actually write all of the page numbers precisely.
devours five Least Slimes and injures a sixth, summoning five Peat Kittens! Entities Ordered.
I decide against using mountainmodder stone after finding that he can manipulate it even after it’s been removed and affected by dispel magic, and look elsewhere for stone for the castle.
15/0 maybe? No clue how this chain of events affects that number.
Ganlidore uses gate and casually drops the sleeping tarrasque (probably hostile to everything that moves) on top of the godmodder. That can’t be pleasant.
The healer jumps on the horse and gets away from those things, while healing himself.
15, yes- in most cases, Chargequests will not negatively impact your progress even if failed dramatically. Let's leave the question of stone aside for a moment- what sort of structure will this castle have, broadly? Entities ordered.
I forgot to make sure this one fit properly, so it might look a little blurry. The Titan Slime attacks for 79 damage! upgrades with 0.2 more actions, and regenerates. ...[1d5: 2] is pushed far enough by whatever it may be that by rights, by its own self-understanding, and by simple mechanical rigor, it must act. Yet it does not. is silent and motionless, observing the great tree consumed by flames. It could stall this another round-pilfer healing from ruins, sacrifice its health perhaps, demand action from the Titan Slime- and it did not think it in itself to refrain, yet... yet, it does not act. Clown Blood Cake Pizza, 1/1 HP, respawns, 10/Yes Clown Blood. Is a Pizza! is a cake! is insane! gains 1 Clown Blood/r. MOTH PALADIN OF BBBA DEITY 55 HP, 10DR, VERYER ON FIRE! FIRE SWORDS EQUIPPED! WHO-KNOWS!A. 20 EXPLOSION TAGS(PLUS SZIRF PER ROUND) PLUS A LOT OF EXPLOSION TAGS TIMES SZIRF. SOME OF WHICH GOT ATED. [OG, Yep] Clowns 🎈/🎉 HP, ❃A. Clown Moon Under Construction!(30% Complete) [A-Megamaths]694/82 HP, 15A, 20 DR, 25 Thorns, 4.2 Actions, Cat-aclysmic Overwrite. Decaying 14. Chosen. +5% Dodge, (20%,stack N/A)Doubled AGtions, Life Tether.
21 - The fire is hungering. What better to feed fire than a tree?
The fire licks at the tree's roots. The roots resist, of course, but the fire consumes them anyways. And it keeps growing. The trunk is next to go, sinking slowly into the fire. But the fire keeps growing. It reaches out to the branches, and tears them down, consuming each one in turn. It bites at each leaf, tearing through the branches like a woodchipper.
And the fire keeps growing.
(szirf).2 - THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW transforms into a chainsaw and destroys the Racyls Strom. If it's already dead, it instead chainsaws the Titan Slime in half.
The Slow March Toward An Inevitable Demise: 21/999
ecneserP ehT attacks the Racyls Strom (or the Titan Slime if Strom is dead) and regenerates. THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW does nothing additional this turn. The Cats attack the Racyls Strom, or the Titan Slime if Strom is dead.
A1 + A2: Now that Three has stopped impersonating Szirf, that means they're available! I hire the 3, because it worked when hiring the F. 3 has number shaping, meaning they do magic things to numbers and math (like the Szirf impersonation).
A3, or really A: MOTHSION CONTROL NEEDS MORE MOTHS SO I PRODUCE MOTH INSTARS TO GROW INTO MORE MOTHS FASTER FOR THE MOTHPIRE MOTH PYRE. YES.
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Entities applicable build a moon to go along with the clown moon. Other entities act at discretion.
The castle is meant to be defensible, built for battle. It will have places for archers on the walls and towers.
18/30
Ganlidore uses a spell to make the sleeping godmodder move next to the tarrasque, with the intent to make the tarrasque, hostile to anything that moves, attack the godmodder.
The healer tries to cure decay in himself and the horse. If he can’t, he heals the horse. They both stay put to avoid grabbing the attention of the tarrasque.
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Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
I pick up Racyls’strom, and STREECH them. I then proceed to let go, and they become SASQUASHED. By Sasquatch. Racyls’strom then gets punmeled by puns, the puns from earlier, the sheer cheesiness of the puns, and Sasquatch. Racyls’strom then gets Sasquashed again by Sasquatch’s BIGFOOT.
A2 = Poem
ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡᴀs ᴀ ᴛʀᴇᴇ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ʀᴀᴄʏʟs’sᴛʀᴏᴍ
ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴀs sᴛʀᴏɴɢ ᴀs ᴀ ʀᴏᴛᴛᴇɴ ᴘʟᴜᴍ
ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡᴀs ᴀ sᴀᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ʙᴇ ᴀ ʟᴀᴡʏᴇʀ
ɢᴏɪɴɢ ʙʏ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴏғ ᴛᴏᴍ sᴀᴡʏᴇʀ
ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴘᴜʟʟᴇᴅ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴀɴ ᴏʟᴅ-ғᴀsʜɪᴏɴᴇᴅ ᴀxᴇ
ᴀɴᴅ ʜɪᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴇᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴀɴʏ ᴡʜᴀᴄᴋs
sʜᴀᴄᴋʟᴇs ғᴏʀᴍᴇᴅ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴇᴇ
ᴛɪɢʜᴛ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅɴ’ᴛ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋ ғʀᴇᴇ
ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ғᴏʀ ʜᴇʟᴘ, ᴛʜᴇɪʀ sʟɪᴍᴇʏ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs
ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ sᴀᴘ-ғᴏʀᴍᴇᴅ ᴄᴜʙᴇs ʜᴀᴅ ᴍᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴇɴᴅ
ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴇɴᴅ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴏʟᴅ sᴀᴡ ᴛᴏᴍ
ᴡʜᴏ ᴡᴀs ғʀᴏᴍ
ᴀ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ
ᴏғ ᴘʟᴀɴᴇs
ᴏɴᴇ ᴏғ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴅʀᴏᴘᴘᴇᴅ
ᴀ ʙᴏx ᴍᴏsᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ɢʟᴏᴘᴘᴇᴅ
ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴏғ ɪᴛ’s ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ʜᴇᴀᴛ
ɪᴛ ᴇxᴘʟᴏᴅᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴇᴇ’s ғᴇᴇᴛ
ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ
A3 = Flip over to the 'Standard Properties' chapter, referring back to the other chapters as needed.
Action 1: The Clown Moon is 0% complete, but It'd be a lot more complete if the Clowning Spirit helped them, and it does! It chops up some trees. Keyword: up. The trees fall upwards, towards the Unfinished Clown Moon, constructing it a bit more. Wood is a really good material because fire can't burn in space!
Action 2: The Inside-Out Tank is still snowed. I take the snow, sell it to a museum and gain a lot of money in the process, because this snow is one of a kind now!
Action : charge
My entities do the same thing they did last turn. The Craftbot continues to craft the Scarf.
Endless Calamity: 7.2/100
CTG2 Action:
Replying to Elementallord: The Terror Shield thanks you for teaching it the wonder of baking and leaves, going on a great adventure that will eventually lead to the destruction of Ryecorneon, the great wheat demon.
Replying to ORIGIN: You open a museum and create a time loop!
Replying to Clown: WHY WOULD YOU INSULT ME LIKE THAT?! THAT'S IT! NO MORE NECROCLOWNICON FOR YOU!
There is a shadow at the bottom of the crater. The odd thing about this shadow is that there is no object making it! Actually, if you squint a little it kind of looks like a humanoid's shadow.
To bind history in a tangible cage is a lie of omission. No tome, no database, can bear the weight it holds, and thus they must cut, cut, cut away the past, reduce it to broad strokes and generalizations. To bind history is a crime, a lie to those who open those binds to learn from them, for history is Beyond Binds, and to never learn it is to repeat it, as shall have been the case.
6/21
DigitalFyre. As the binds which do not bind hold the brand together, it begins to squeeze through the holes that are the norm rather than the exception.
5/21
D_N_D_Lover. Where it touches the world, the brand twists and warps, the present worming its way into the tapestry.
4/21
Redrover1760. Threads of present and past mix together, twist into one.
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"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
uses... wait, how many actions is that?... three?... three isn't a real number!... alright, after checking externally, you apparently meant Szirf. kills the four remaining Least Slimes and does 1 damage to Racyls'Strom, creating 4 Peat Kittens!
literally all of them. Maybe Random.org is cursed... it then upgrades with 0. more actions, and regenerates. idles, as directed. It is no longer subject to the influence of being Chosen- it is the Heir, and Racyls'Strom dead besides. As for what comes next... We shall see. Clown Blood Cake Pizza, 1/1 HP, respawns, 11/Yes Clown Blood. Is a Pizza! is a cake! is insane! gains 1 Clown Blood/r. MOTH PALADIN OF BBBA DEITY 75 HP, 10DR, VERYER ON FIRE! FIRE SWORDS EQUIPPED! WHO-KNOWS!A. 2 EXPLOSION TAGS(PLUS SZIRF PER ROUND) PLUS A LOT OF EXPLOSION TAGS TIMES SZIRF. SOME OF WHICH GOT ATED. [OG, Yep] Clowns 🎈/🎉 HP, ❃A. Clown Moon Under Construction!(101% Complete)
Holyvigil. The present has saturated the brand now, the past choked, strangled by it. It has no choice but to meld with it, to create something new. A new tense, not quite now, not quite then. Definitely not going to be. butitwillonedayitshallbeanditwillalwaysbenand
2/21
Perfect_storm. Patience is/was a virtue. It had waited, but now it needs not wait. It approached/reaches apotheosis, was/is as a god. Now/then, bindings are/were unimportant, for it is/was free. The bindings shatter, were never there in the first place, the brand is/was free. It expands, or perhaps it was always this large.
1/21
Woobydoobydoo(TheHumbug? Rebranded One?). This one is out of order. This one is not where it should be. It preceded Holyvigil and Perfect_storm, yet here, at the end of things, it shows itself. It defies the natural order of things, of space and time. Three time it has come to this land, each time in a different form. It was then. It is now. Itwillbegoingforward. Now, it completes its brand, finally, after so long. That is, if it had ever begun in the first place.
Perhaps the Brand was never intended to be what it is now. Perhaps it was meant to benefit all, to draw from the past and to give it to those in the present. But the binds that never were could not hold up against the weight of the present, and the Brand is remade. This one, that dares to be the last/first of the charges, to shove others aside to claim this position for itself, its selfishness is too strong. Maybe then, it would have been magnanimous, but now it claims the power for itself.
The brand expands, wraps around the Rebranded One, Woobydoobydoo, TheHumbug, all the same, all different, reforging them into theirselves. A plural being, a trinity of the maiden, the mother, the crone, of past, present, andfuture? Future? When did the future get in here? Whatwillitdonow? What has been done? What is it doing? The Brand stretches around these new beings, this Chronal Trinity, fuses with them, and it opens its eyes.
"I was the past. I was the maiden. I was the judge. I was sulfur."
"I am the present. I am the mother. I am the jury. I am mercury."
"I will be the future. I will be the crone. Will will be the executioner. I will be salt."
"We were/are/will be the Rebranded Trinity, the Treachery of Clocks."
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"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
A1: I take out the Godmodder's trash, giving me access to not-meta-escalated nightmares. The trashcan is on my side of the field now!
A2: The Godmodder may be built different, but there's no need to be so structurally avant garde! I use some sawblades to rebuild the Godmodder more conventionally. The Godmodder now has sawblades! (Sawblades are perfectly conventional there are too many buildings with unjustified sawblades)
A3: I send the Tarrasque to the Tarrasque Realm, which is like the shadow realm but actually no it's a futuristic tarrasque society. The Tarrasque becomes...a productive member of Tarrasque society! Job training, in technical fields like 'operating complex machinery' and 'avoiding being thrown into D&D anti-tarrasque task force prisons'!
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Entities act at discretion. The moths can introduce MOTHMOTHMANMAN to how the situation has updated since MOTHMAN got a chance to explain it!
Any OG entity that wants to enter and use the castle can, and in fact I encourage them to, but I also have something more specific in mind with Ganlidore. I continue the castle
21/30
The royal healer heals itself. Entities that weren’t moving still aren’t moving.
Ganlidore teleports away from the battlefield to do something. He will return soon.
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Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
A1 = Read through the book searching for instructions on using soul powers
A2 = Slap DR
I say hello to ecneserP ehT's DR. ecneserP ehT's DR doesn't say hello back, because it's inanimate. HOW RUDE! *sound of ecneserP ehT's DR getting slapped ten thousand times*
A = Numbing the Pain
I pull out a shovel, shoveling some snow off the MOTHS. I dump it on the Energy Plant. The snow slowly melt, fueling it. The unmelted snow is melted by the incoming attack.
Energy Plant (x2 production for 2 rounds) = 13/15
Paradox, please!
Tom Sawyer and the Energy Plant incorporate a storage system for excess healing/defense/health.
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there should be a ctg wiki
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Action 1 + Light Staff: I feed the Inside-Out Tank a Magical Burrito filled with NANOMACHINES. The NANOMACHINES heal the Inside-Out Tank because that's what NANOMACHINES do.
Action 2: I go on Twitter an write
"It is so obvious that the Godmodder is just another petty 1 percenter who takes more than he needs and laughs at the lower classes! Time machines should be for everyone! Nobody should be allowed to have a monopoly over time!
#eattherich #timeisforeveryone #thegodmodderisoverparty"
The Twitter Hivemind sees this and sends out some if its drones to COMPLAIN about it. One of them, however, is a mutant! The mutated drone does not complain, but STEALS some of the Time Machines and distributes them around the battlefield equally.
Action 3: cjarge
My entities do the same thing they did last turn.
The Craftbot crafts another, smaller craftbot.
Endless Calamity 5/100
CTG2 Action:
Replying to ORIGIN:
You confuse the Statuemodder!
Replying to Elementallord:
You equip one of your clones with the Terror Shield. The Terror Shield is AG, so it defends the Statuemodder from your clone... and only your clone.
Replying to Clown:
597 damage to the Statuemodder!
The Statuemodder gives every player an infinite amount of mandatory side quests.
[AG] Terror Shield, 5000 HP, defends against Elenetallord's clone's attacks
[GM] Statuemodder: -298/300 HP
entities ordered!
Mountainmodder Stone is easy to find, and nearby, but it's also... part of the Mountainmodder. It's quite linked to the Mountainmodder, and dispel magic won't change that- it's not like you can dispel magic a corpse to make it not count for resurrection, after all. You could use Mountainmodder Stone, but it might go... poorly.
entities ordered!
You continue reading...
You siphon away
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and the life force within it is building...
The Titan Slime attacks The F, keeping the Decaying on The F from expiring or reducing and also doing 60 damage. The Least Slimes gather up decaying from all over, and one ofthem evolves into a Lesser Slime!
The Lesser and Greater Slimes are bodyguarding Racyls'Strom!
The Mutant Twitter Thief tries to steal one of the Godmodder's time machines! [1d20:7] however, it turns out the 'time machine' it just stole was actually a nonfunctional display model!
The Craftbot crafts a smaller craftbot out of air(Air! one resource which is always* airvailable!). it has 2 HP and it can't craft because its tiny arms are too short.
Storm Man!! Reforms!! From having died last round!!
The Clowning Paul Bunyan Spirit attacks one of the Lesser Slimes and kills it!
Ganlidore confirms that dispel magic doesn't un-modder Mountainmodder Bits.
the Royal Healer heals the Royal Steed!
The F spends the round gathering rocks, because of has a buff to that right now, gaining 18+6 Rocks.
THE MOTHS MAINTAIN THE RAINSTORM AND THE MOTH PALADINS OF THE BBBA DEITY ARE COMPLETELY READY TO LAUNCH THIS ROCKET THING IT'LL ORBIT OR POSSIBLY JUST FLOAT ABOVE THE PLANET THAT'S WHAT MOONS DO RIGHT HEY UH QUICK QUESTION DOES FIRE WORK IN SPACE
The Cultists Cultivate.
Clown Blood Cake Pizza respawns!
The Clowns have no need to worry about who they launch up with their Clown Moon Constructor, because their Clown Toy Car can fit an unlimited amount of Clown Air and Clowns, and also they're all interchangeable except the Clowning Spirit! The CTC arrives and they launch it- Clown Moon Constructor safely inside- into space, where it begins assembling a Clown Moon using the clowns that came along to operate it as materials! Isn't that CLOWNLY?!?!??!?!?!?@#?!?#?!@#
The Tent, uh... gains +🎪 SHP? I think?
Out of the Dark Cavern strolls a diminutive figure- about half a meter tall, with stubby arms and legs, formed entirely of ice and snow. It's smiling widely with glittering eyes like black coals and trotting along, idly twirling its knife as it spreads frost along its path.
The Sap Lurkers drain away more of ecneserP ehT's HP! The Cloistering Filaments linger, isolated.
The Thorn Coagulate's tendrils do 5 damage to the Peat Kitten and do 15 damage to the Royal Healer!
Life continues to flee the area around the Fabrical Festers, leaving it increasingly desolate.
ecneserP ehT attacks Racyls'Strom, killing two Greater Slimes and two Lesser Slimes without trouble(and dealing 7 damage to another Greater Slime) and gaining HP and attack accordingly. It then attacks the Godmodder's Bed's Reconstruction Network for 181 damage, upgrades
The cats attack Racyls'Strom's Greater Slime, and deal 11 damage to it. The Peat Kitten dies from Decay.
The Godmodder's Bed snaps up a Fabrical Fester, chews it up, and spits it out at ecneserP ehT, inflicting Withering! Its insectoid legs stab at the various cats along the way, killing the Bloodcats and the injured Peat Cat.
The Godmodder is too asleep to do anything! Perpetudecay gains 1 point of progress.
Clown Blood Cake Pizza, 1/1 HP,
[A-Megamaths]
A1 = Continue determinedly reading the book
A2 = SMOOSH
(please ignore any nonexistent Ls)
ᴛᴏᴍ sᴀᴡʏᴇʀ ғʟᴇx ᴛᴀᴘᴇs ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ sʟɪᴍᴇs ᴛᴏɢᴇᴛʜᴇʀ, ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴛʜʀᴏᴡs ᴛʜᴇᴍ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀɪʀ ᴀᴛ ᴛᴇʀᴍɪɴᴀʟ ᴠᴇʟᴏᴄɪᴛʏ.
ᴛʜɪs ᴍᴇᴀɴs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴍᴀɴʏ, ᴍᴀɴʏ, sʟɪᴍᴇs ᴡɪʟʟ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛᴇʀᴍɪɴᴀᴛᴇᴅ.
ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴛʜᴇɴ ғᴀʟʟ ᴏɴᴛᴏ ʀᴀᴄʏs’sᴛʀᴏᴍ ᴀᴛ ᴛᴇʀᴍɪɴᴀʟ ᴠᴇʟᴏᴄɪᴛʏ, ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴀʟsᴏ ᴍᴇᴀɴs ᴍᴀɴʏ, ᴍᴀɴʏ, sʟɪᴍᴇs ᴡɪʟʟ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛᴇʀᴍɪɴᴀᴛᴇᴅ.
ʀᴀᴄʏs’sᴛʀᴏᴍ ᴀʟsᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ᴄʟᴏsᴇʀ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴛᴇʀᴍɪɴᴀᴛᴇᴅ, ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ sʟɪᴍᴇs ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ғᴇʟʟ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴏɴ.
ʏᴇs, ᴛᴏᴍ sᴀᴡʏᴇʀ ᴛʜʀᴇᴡ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴏɴ.
ᴛᴏᴍ sᴀᴡʏᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴊᴜᴍᴘs ᴜᴘ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴏᴏɴ, ʙᴜᴛ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀᴛ ᴛᴇʀᴍɪɴᴀʟ ᴠᴇʟᴏᴄɪᴛʏ, ᴀɴᴅ ɢʀᴏᴡs ᴀs ᴇɴᴏʀᴍᴏᴜs ᴀs ʀᴀᴄʏs’sᴛʀᴏᴍ’s ᴇɢᴏ (ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ɪs ᴠᴇʀʏ ʙɪɢ).
ʀᴀᴄʏs’sᴛʀᴏᴍ ɪs ʜᴜʀᴛ ᴇᴍᴏᴛɪᴏɴᴀʟʟʏ ʙʏ ᴛʜɪs.
ᴛᴏᴍ sᴀᴡʏᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇɴ ғᴀʟʟs ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ sʟɪᴍᴇs, ᴀɴᴅ ʀᴀᴄʏs’sᴛʀᴏᴍ ᴀᴛ ᴛᴇʀᴍɪɴᴀʟ ᴠᴇʟᴏᴄɪᴛʏ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ’ᴛ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛᴇʀᴍɪɴᴀᴛᴇᴅ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴏғ ᴀ ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇɴɪᴇɴᴛ ᴘᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴏғ sʟɪᴍᴇs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ.
ᴛʜᴇ sʟɪᴍᴇs ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴇᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴠᴇɴɪᴇɴᴛʟʏ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀɴᴇᴀᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ sʟɪᴍᴇs ɢᴇᴛ SMOOSHED.
Energy Plant (1.9) = Health Altar 9/15
ʜᴍᴍᴍ. ᴛʜᴀᴛ's ᴀ ᴠᴇʀʏ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ᴘᴏɪɴᴛ. ᴡᴀɪᴛ! ᴛʜᴇ ᴀsᴛʀᴀʟ ᴘʟᴀɴᴇ ʜᴀs ᴀ ʜɪɢʜ ᴄᴏɴᴄᴇɴᴛʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏғ ᴍᴀɢɪᴄ!
ᴛᴏᴍ sᴀᴡʏᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇʀɢʏ ᴘʟᴀɴᴛ ᴜsᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴍᴀᴄʜɪɴᴇ ɪ ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ɢᴏ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ɪɴ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴡʜᴇɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀsᴛʀᴀʟ ᴘʟᴀɴᴇ ʜᴀᴅ ɪᴛ's ʜɪɢʜᴇsᴛ ᴄᴏɴᴄᴇɴᴛʀᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ᴏғ ᴍᴀɢɪᴄ, ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ɪs ᴀ ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴀɴᴄɪᴇɴᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ ᴀ ʀᴜɴɪᴄ sᴛᴏɴᴇ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ.
ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛʀᴀᴠᴇʟ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴜᴛᴜʀᴇ, ɢᴏ ɪɴᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ sɪᴅᴇǫᴜᴇsᴛ ᴛᴏ ɢᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴏɴᴇ, ᴀɴᴅ ғɪɴᴅ ɪᴛ ɴᴏᴡ ᴀɴᴄɪᴇɴᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ғɪʟʟᴇᴅ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴀɢɪᴄ.
ᴛʜᴇʏ ʙᴇɢɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ sʟɪɢʜᴛʟʏ ғᴀsᴛᴇʀ ʙᴜᴛ sᴛɪʟʟ ᴋɪɴᴅᴀ sʟᴏᴡ ᴘʀᴏᴄᴇss ᴏғ ᴍᴀɴɪᴘᴜʟᴀᴛɪɴɢ ɪᴛ's ᴍᴀɢɪᴄ.
A3 + Energy Plant (.1) = Assist GraveDiggent's charge
there should be a ctg wiki
A1: Does fire work in space? We'll MAKE fire work in space! By creating flammability support, which is like life support but it provides fuel to fires!
A2 + A3: The F's idea is solid, but I also have a lot of entities I'm too lazy to manage. I start/continue/disambiguate building a properly life supported spaceship-in-the-form-of-moonbase (the thingy that we're sending to space so the F can use the Moon Constructor to build the moon to put it on) so the F can bring the cult to space to run the moonbase for us! The MOTHPIRE MOTH PYRE can serve as our mission control ground base launchpad-y part.
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Entities applicable help with the whole 'preparing to send the cult to the moon construction base and therefore the moon' situation. The moth paladins can go to space too if they want, that's what the flammability support is for, but I doubt they'll be coming back for a while if ever. Other entities act at discretion. Whenever we're able to pack the cult and the F into life supported space travel and then do the launch that's probably a good idea so we get a moon-with-base. Of course, if we still need more raw material rocks to build the moon they can get those too.
9/21
MrBeahrs. The memory/brand/tapestry was wrapped with broken chains, opened padlocks, and frayed ropes. Doors without hinges, broken windows, wards and protective sigils, all broken and defiled, all integrated into the spiraling frame which held the destabilizing Brand.
8/21
Cjtoad. You remember the brand looking an awful lot like a mirror. Whatwillbereflectedwhenonelooksforward-through it images of the past are clearly seen, an ancient battle, from simpler times.
7/21
booksbooks3. Your memory-flawedandemptyasitislookingbackwithyourheadonbackwardsneverseeing- tells a story of stories told, as the mirror bends and twists and breaks and reforms, stretching out as it begins to reveal the true scope of the fractal brand inscribed onto it into it is it is what it was whatwillbe what was.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Action 1: Racyls'Strom has too much math in its UI thing! Stupid amounts of math! What does 160 Regen mean?! That's far more than I can count! 3 isn't even a real number! This is all frankly DISGUSTING. Racyls'Strom should feel ASHAMED of itself! I spit on its shoe.
Wait, if a tree has a shoe, then where are its roots? ...No idea, but probably not in the ground anymore. Hm... don't trees need to be in the ground to continue living?
...
Meh, I'm sure it'll be fine.
Actions 2 and 3: charge
My entities do the same thing they did last turn.
The Craftbot begins crafting a scarf. This is a critical part of my current charge.
Storm Man!!! will bodyguard the Craftbot.
The Mutant Twitter Thief will bodyguard Storm Man!!!
The Smaller Craftbot will bodyguard the Mutant Twitter Thief.
Endless Calamity: 6.1/100
CTG2 Action:
Replying to ORIGIN:
You use dubiously temporal magic to get rid of your infinite side quests. Hmm... You're in CTG1 now, well, in the time between CTG1 and CTG2. The previous Godmodder has already been defeated, but the Statuemodder (formerly the Godmodder) is not here yet. Oh, you also took all the other players with you.
Replying to Elementallord:
The Statuemodder isn't here yet. But yes, his HP will probably be back at 300 once he gets here.
Replying to Clown:
You equip the Necroclownicon.
You are next to a gigantic crater where the CTG1 Battlefield once stood.
The Terror Shield tries to wiggle out of the Elementallord's clone's inventory, to no avail.
[AG] Terror Shield, 5000 HP, defends against Elenetallord's clone's attacks
16 - ecneserP ehT is no longer feeling hunger. It is now feeling immense rage, however. This rage manifests in a very typical form - a fireball. The Fabrical Festerers are taken in first. Then the Thorn Coagulate with all its tendrils. The fire grows anyways. The Malevolent Snowchild is absorbed. Then every last one of the Cloistering Filaments. The fire grows anyways.
But we'll get back to that in a moment.
4 - THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW swallows each of the Least Slimes, one by one. It is a creature that is oblivious to the more dangerous effects of food, like brain freeze or indigestion. Because these things simply do not happen to it. It is a consuming force, not inhibited by such mortal pains.
The Slow March Toward An Inevitable Demise: 20/999
ecneserP ehT attacks the Racyls Strom and regenerates.
THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW does nothing additional this turn.
The Cats attack the Racyls Strom, or the Titan Slime if Strom is dead.
I decide against using mountainmodder stone after finding that he can manipulate it even after it’s been removed and affected by dispel magic, and look elsewhere for stone for the castle.
15/30 maybe? No clue how this chain of events affects that number.
Ganlidore uses gate and casually drops the sleeping tarrasque (probably hostile to everything that moves) on top of the godmodder. That can’t be pleasant.
The healer jumps on the horse and gets away from those things, while healing himself.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
you can't remember the names of the remaining chapters precisely; this book being from your memory, after all. Same goes for most of these page numbers, but they're mostly irrelevant for the same reason.
this is partially because I have not in fact written the entire book yet so I can't actually write all of the page numbers precisely.
Entities Ordered.
15, yes- in most cases, Chargequests will not negatively impact your progress even if failed dramatically. Let's leave the question of stone aside for a moment- what sort of structure will this castle have, broadly?

for 79 damage!

with 0.2 more actions, and regenerates.
...[1d5: 2] is pushed far enough by whatever it may be that by rights, by its own self-understanding, and by simple mechanical rigor, it must act.
is silent and motionless, observing the great tree consumed by flames. It could stall this another round-pilfer healing from ruins, sacrifice its health perhaps, demand action from the Titan Slime- and it did not think it in itself to refrain, yet... yet, it does not act.

respawns, 10/Yes Clown Blood. Is a Pizza! is a cake! is insane! gains 1 Clown Blood/r.


694/8
2 HP, 15A, 20 DR, 25 Thorns, 4.2 Actions, Cat-aclysmic Overwrite. Decaying 14. Chosen. +5% Dodge, (20%,stack N/A)Doubled AGtions, Life Tether.

Entities ordered.
I forgot to make sure this one fit properly, so it might look a little blurry.
The Titan Slime attacks
upgrades
Yet it does not.
Clown Blood Cake Pizza, 1/1 HP,
MOTH PALADIN OF BBBA DEITY 55 HP, 10DR, VERYER ON FIRE! FIRE SWORDS EQUIPPED! WHO-KNOWS!A. 20 EXPLOSION TAGS(PLUS SZIRF PER ROUND) PLUS A LOT OF EXPLOSION TAGS TIMES SZIRF. SOME OF WHICH GOT ATED.
[OG, Yep] Clowns 🎈/🎉 HP, ❃A. Clown Moon Under Construction!(30% Complete)
[A-Megamaths]
21 - The fire is hungering. What better to feed fire than a tree?
The fire licks at the tree's roots. The roots resist, of course, but the fire consumes them anyways. And it keeps growing. The trunk is next to go, sinking slowly into the fire. But the fire keeps growing. It reaches out to the branches, and tears them down, consuming each one in turn. It bites at each leaf, tearing through the branches like a woodchipper.
And the fire keeps growing.
(szirf).2 - THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW transforms into a chainsaw and destroys the Racyls Strom. If it's already dead, it instead chainsaws the Titan Slime in half.
The Slow March Toward An Inevitable Demise: 21/999
ecneserP ehT attacks the Racyls Strom (or the Titan Slime if Strom is dead) and regenerates.
THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW does nothing additional this turn.
The Cats attack the Racyls Strom, or the Titan Slime if Strom is dead.
A1 + A2: Now that Three has stopped impersonating Szirf, that means they're available! I hire the 3, because it worked when hiring the F. 3 has number shaping, meaning they do magic things to numbers and math (like the Szirf impersonation).
A3, or really A
: MOTHSION CONTROL NEEDS MORE MOTHS SO I PRODUCE MOTH INSTARS TO GROW INTO MORE MOTHS FASTER FOR THE MOTHPIRE MOTH PYRE. YES.
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Entities applicable build a moon to go along with the clown moon. Other entities act at discretion.
The castle is meant to be defensible, built for battle. It will have places for archers on the walls and towers.
18/30
Ganlidore uses a spell to make the sleeping godmodder move next to the tarrasque, with the intent to make the tarrasque, hostile to anything that moves, attack the godmodder.
The healer tries to cure decay in himself and the horse. If he can’t, he heals the horse. They both stay put to avoid grabbing the attention of the tarrasque.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
A1 = Punmeled
I pick up Racyls’strom, and STREECH them.
I then proceed to let go, and they become SASQUASHED.
By Sasquatch.
Racyls’strom then gets punmeled by puns, the puns from earlier, the sheer cheesiness of the puns, and Sasquatch.
Racyls’strom then gets Sasquashed again by Sasquatch’s BIGFOOT.
A2 = Poem
ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡᴀs ᴀ ᴛʀᴇᴇ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ʀᴀᴄʏʟs’sᴛʀᴏᴍ
ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ᴀs sᴛʀᴏɴɢ ᴀs ᴀ ʀᴏᴛᴛᴇɴ ᴘʟᴜᴍ
ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡᴀs ᴀ sᴀᴡ ᴡʜᴏ ᴍɪɢʜᴛ ʙᴇ ᴀ ʟᴀᴡʏᴇʀ
ɢᴏɪɴɢ ʙʏ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴀᴍᴇ ᴏғ ᴛᴏᴍ sᴀᴡʏᴇʀ
ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴘᴜʟʟᴇᴅ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴀɴ ᴏʟᴅ-ғᴀsʜɪᴏɴᴇᴅ ᴀxᴇ
ᴀɴᴅ ʜɪᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴇᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴀɴʏ ᴡʜᴀᴄᴋs
sʜᴀᴄᴋʟᴇs ғᴏʀᴍᴇᴅ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴇᴇ
ᴛɪɢʜᴛ ᴇɴᴏᴜɢʜ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅɴ’ᴛ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋ ғʀᴇᴇ
ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴄᴀʟʟᴇᴅ ғᴏʀ ʜᴇʟᴘ, ᴛʜᴇɪʀ sʟɪᴍᴇʏ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅs
ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ sᴀᴘ-ғᴏʀᴍᴇᴅ ᴄᴜʙᴇs ʜᴀᴅ ᴍᴇᴛ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴇɴᴅ
ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴇɴᴅ ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴏʟᴅ sᴀᴡ ᴛᴏᴍ
ᴡʜᴏ ᴡᴀs ғʀᴏᴍ
ᴀ ᴘʟᴀᴄᴇ
ᴏғ ᴘʟᴀɴᴇs
ᴏɴᴇ ᴏғ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴅʀᴏᴘᴘᴇᴅ
ᴀ ʙᴏx ᴍᴏsᴛ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ɢʟᴏᴘᴘᴇᴅ
ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴏғ ɪᴛ’s ɢʀᴇᴀᴛ ʜᴇᴀᴛ
ɪᴛ ᴇxᴘʟᴏᴅᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʀᴇᴇ’s ғᴇᴇᴛ
ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ
A3 = Flip over to the 'Standard Properties' chapter, referring back to the other chapters as needed.
Energy Plant (x2 production for 3 rounds) = 11/15
ᴛᴏᴍ sᴀᴡʏᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇʀɢʏ ᴘʟᴀɴᴛ ɪɴɪᴛɪᴀʟʟʏ ᴘᴀɴɪᴄ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇɴ ʀᴇᴍᴇᴍʙᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ ʜᴀᴅ ᴀɴᴛɪᴄɪᴘᴀᴛᴇᴅ ᴛʜɪs ᴀɴᴅ ᴘᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴏɴᴇ ɪɴ ᴀ ᴘᴀᴄᴋᴀɢᴇ.
ᴛʜɪs ᴘᴀᴄᴋᴀɢᴇ ᴡᴀs ᴀᴅᴅʀᴇssᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀɴsɪᴏɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇᴅ ᴍᴀɪʟʙᴏx, ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ɴᴏᴛᴇ sᴀʏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴅᴇʟɪᴠᴇʀ ᴀs sᴏᴏɴ ᴀs ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ғɪɴᴅ ɪᴛ.
ᴛᴏᴍ sᴀᴡʏᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇʀɢʏ ᴘʟᴀɴᴛ (ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʀᴇsᴇɴᴛ) ᴛʜᴇɴ ʙᴜɪʟᴅ ᴀ ʀᴇᴅ ᴍᴀɪʟʙᴏx ɴᴇᴀʀ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀɴsɪᴏɴ.
ᴀs ᴀ sɪᴅᴇ ɴᴏᴛᴇ, ʀɪɢʜᴛ ᴀғᴛᴇʀ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴏɴᴇ ᴡᴀs ᴘᴀᴄᴋᴀɢᴇᴅ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴀsᴛʀᴀʟ ᴘʟᴀɴᴇ's ᴍᴀɪʟʙᴏxᴇs ᴀʟʟ sᴘᴏɴᴛᴀɴᴇᴏᴜsʟʏ ᴄᴏᴍʙᴜsᴛᴇᴅ.
ᴛʜɪs ᴡᴀs ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ɪɴᴠᴇɴᴛᴏʀ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀɪʟʙᴏx ᴍᴇᴛ ᴀ ᴠᴇʀsɪᴏɴ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇᴍsᴇʟғ ᴡʜᴏ 1) ʜᴀᴅɴ'ᴛ ɪɴᴠᴇɴᴛᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀɪʟʙᴏx ʏᴇᴛ, ᴀɴᴅ 2) ʜᴀᴅ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛʀᴀᴠᴇʟᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ sᴇᴇ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ғᴜᴛᴜʀᴇ sᴇʟғ.
ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡᴀs ᴀɴ ᴀʀɢᴜᴍᴇɴᴛ ᴄᴏɴᴄʟᴜᴅɪɴɢ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴀsᴛ ɪɴᴠᴇɴᴛᴏʀ sᴡᴇᴀʀɪɴɢ ᴀɴ ᴜɴʙʀᴇᴀᴋᴀʙʟᴇ ᴠᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ɪɴᴠᴇɴᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀɪʟʙᴏx.
ʜᴏᴡᴇᴠᴇʀ, ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡᴀs ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴍᴀɪʟʙᴏx ɪɴᴠᴇɴᴛᴏʀ, ᴡʜᴏ ᴋɴᴇᴡ ᴏғ ᴛʜɪs, ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴀᴅᴇ sᴜʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴋᴇᴇᴘ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ɪɴᴠᴇɴᴛɪᴏɴ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴋɴᴏᴡʟᴇᴅɢᴇ ᴏғ ɪᴛ ᴀᴡᴀʏ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ᴀsᴛʀᴀʟ ᴘʟᴀɴᴇ.
ᴛʜɪs ᴍᴇᴀɴs 1) ᴛʜᴇ ᴀsᴛʀᴀʟ ᴘʟᴀɴᴇ ɪs ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴʟʏ ᴘʟᴀɴᴇ ᴡʜɪᴄʜ ᴅᴏᴇsɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴍᴀɪʟʙᴏxᴇs ᴀɴᴅ 2) ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡᴀs ɴᴏ ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ 'ᴍᴀɴsɪᴏɴ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ʀᴇᴅ ᴍᴀɪʟʙᴏx' ᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛᴏᴍ sᴀᴡʏᴇʀ, ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴇʀɢʏ ᴘʟᴀɴᴛ, ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀsᴛᴇʀᴡᴏʀᴋ ɢᴏʟᴇᴍs ʜᴀᴅ ᴄᴏ-ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴇᴅ.
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Yes, Storm Man!!! will exit the Inside-Out Tank.
Action 1: The Clown Moon is
0% complete, but It'd be a lot more complete if the Clowning Spirit helped them, and it does! It chops up some trees. Keyword: up. The trees fall upwards, towards the Unfinished Clown Moon, constructing it a bit more. Wood is a really good material because fire can't burn in space!
Action 2: The Inside-Out Tank is still snowed. I take the snow, sell it to a museum and gain a lot of money in the process, because this snow is one of a kind now!
Action
: charge
My entities do the same thing they did last turn.
The Craftbot continues to craft the Scarf.
Endless Calamity: 7.2/100
CTG2 Action:
Replying to Elementallord:
The Terror Shield thanks you for teaching it the wonder of baking and leaves, going on a great adventure that will eventually lead to the destruction of Ryecorneon, the great wheat demon.
Replying to ORIGIN:
You open a museum and create a time loop!
Replying to Clown:
WHY WOULD YOU INSULT ME LIKE THAT?! THAT'S IT! NO MORE NECROCLOWNICON FOR YOU!
There is a shadow at the bottom of the crater. The odd thing about this shadow is that there is no object making it! Actually, if you squint a little it kind of looks like a humanoid's shadow.
[???] Shadow, ??? HP
To bind history in a tangible cage is a lie of omission. No tome, no database, can bear the weight it holds, and thus they must cut, cut, cut away the past, reduce it to broad strokes and generalizations. To bind history is a crime, a lie to those who open those binds to learn from them, for history is Beyond Binds, and to never learn it is to repeat it, as shall have been the case.
6/21
DigitalFyre. As the binds which do not bind hold the brand together, it begins to squeeze through the holes that are the norm rather than the exception.
5/21
D_N_D_Lover. Where it touches the world, the brand twists and warps, the present worming its way into the tapestry.
4/21
Redrover1760. Threads of present and past mix together, twist into one.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
literally all of them. Maybe Random.org is cursed... it then upgrades
Clown Blood Cake Pizza, 1/1 HP,
MOTH PALADIN OF BBBA DEITY 75 HP, 10DR, VERYER ON FIRE! FIRE SWORDS EQUIPPED! WHO-KNOWS!A. 2
[OG, Yep] Clowns 🎈/🎉 HP, ❃A. Clown Moon Under Construction!(101% Complete)
[ShA-Megamaths]
3/21
Holyvigil. The present has saturated the brand now, the past choked, strangled by it. It has no choice but to meld with it, to create something new. A new tense, not quite now, not quite then. Definitely not going to be. butitwillonedayitshallbeanditwillalwaysbenand
2/21
Perfect_storm. Patience is/was a virtue. It had waited, but now it needs not wait. It approached/reaches apotheosis, was/is as a god. Now/then, bindings are/were unimportant, for it is/was free. The bindings shatter, were never there in the first place, the brand is/was free. It expands, or perhaps it was always this large.
1/21
Woobydoobydoo(TheHumbug? Rebranded One?). This one is out of order. This one is not where it should be. It preceded Holyvigil and Perfect_storm, yet here, at the end of things, it shows itself. It defies the natural order of things, of space and time. Three time it has come to this land, each time in a different form. It was then. It is now. Itwillbegoingforward. Now, it completes its brand, finally, after so long. That is, if it had ever begun in the first place.
Perhaps the Brand was never intended to be what it is now. Perhaps it was meant to benefit all, to draw from the past and to give it to those in the present. But the binds that never were could not hold up against the weight of the present, and the Brand is remade. This one, that dares to be the last/first of the charges, to shove others aside to claim this position for itself, its selfishness is too strong. Maybe then, it would have been magnanimous, but now it claims the power for itself.
The brand expands, wraps around the Rebranded One, Woobydoobydoo, TheHumbug, all the same, all different, reforging them into theirselves. A plural being, a trinity of the maiden, the mother, the crone, of past, present, andfuture? Future? When did the future get in here? Whatwillitdonow? What has been done? What is it doing? The Brand stretches around these new beings, this Chronal Trinity, fuses with them, and it opens its eyes.
"I am the present. I am the mother. I am the jury. I am mercury."
"I will be the future. I will be the crone. Will will be the executioner. I will be salt."
"We were/are/will be the Rebranded Trinity, the Treachery of Clocks."
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
A1: I take out the Godmodder's trash, giving me access to not-meta-escalated nightmares. The trashcan is on my side of the field now!
A2: The Godmodder may be built different, but there's no need to be so structurally avant garde! I use some sawblades to rebuild the Godmodder more conventionally. The Godmodder now has sawblades! (Sawblades are perfectly conventional there are too many buildings with unjustified sawblades)
A3: I send the Tarrasque to the Tarrasque Realm, which is like the shadow realm but actually no it's a futuristic tarrasque society. The Tarrasque becomes...a productive member of Tarrasque society! Job training, in technical fields like 'operating complex machinery' and 'avoiding being thrown into D&D anti-tarrasque task force prisons'!
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Entities act at discretion. The moths can introduce MOTHMOTHMANMAN to how the situation has updated since MOTHMAN got a chance to explain it!
Any OG entity that wants to enter and use the castle can, and in fact I encourage them to, but I also have something more specific in mind with Ganlidore. I continue the castle
21/30
The royal healer heals itself. Entities that weren’t moving still aren’t moving.
Ganlidore teleports away from the battlefield to do something. He will return soon.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
A1 = Read through the book searching for instructions on using soul powers
A2 = Slap DR
I say hello to ecneserP ehT's DR.
ecneserP ehT's DR doesn't say hello back, because it's inanimate.
HOW RUDE!
*sound of ecneserP ehT's DR getting slapped ten thousand times*
A
= Numbing the Pain
I pull out a shovel, shoveling some snow off the MOTHS.
I dump it on the Energy Plant.
The snow slowly melt, fueling it.
The unmelted snow is melted by the incoming attack.
Energy Plant (x2 production for 2 rounds) = 13/15
Paradox, please!
Tom Sawyer and the Energy Plant incorporate a storage system for excess healing/defense/health.
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