15 - ecneserP ehT examines itself. It is on physical fire. And that's killing it, very quickly. So it needs to stop being on fire.
But wait. ecneserP ehT is a fire, remember? Even when it was a blanket, it did not stop being a fire. So it just stops being a fire. Boom! No longer on fire.
4.7 - THE MADNESS INSIDE YOU NOW sucks up the entire Titan Slime through a straw. Yes, the entire thing.
6 - ecneserP ehT breaks time so that THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW's attack deals the killing blow to the Titan Slime.
The Slow March Toward An Inevitable Demise: 22/999
ecneserP ehT attacks the Titan Slime and regenerates. THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW attacks the Titan Slime. The Cats attack the Titan Slime.
The fire that ecneserP ehT was and the fire that it is on aren't exactly the same thing! The fire that was ecneserP ehT was, after all, alive. The amount of physical fire goes down, but not to 0. is unable to do this due to the Titan Slime having more than 100 HP! Plus, the Embodiment Of Ikea ate , which makes sucking up the Titan Slime through a straw somewhat difficult. Though the Embodiment of Ikea did rip off a piece of the Titan Slime, and that part is totally available for to eat for 94 damage; simply not in a manner where breaking time matters. You eat a huge chunk of the Titan Slime, as well! helpfully kills said chunk so it doesn't ravage your insides.
Simuob: 3/10 Fire Wand I keep an eye on the clowns so they don't multiply
ecneserP ehT attacks and kills the Titan Slime, gaining 900 HP and 70 attack! It then attacks MOTHMOTHMANMAN, KILLING HIM AND GAINING 60 HP AND 4 ICE CREAM GENERATION, upgrades with 0.2 more actions, and regenerates. the baleful gaze of the not-force fixes upon ecneserP ehT, scrutinizing it heavily again. It flickers to note that ecneserP ehT has rapidly regained attack power, but move on swiftly. Its resilience, however, is fixated on for a time. In the darkness of the night and the warping of space beneath that focus, threads of questing blackness take on the appearance of cracks. After a time, the gaze moves on again, the fluxing of reality taking with it 40 DR and 10 Thorns into nothingness. attacks the Morally Dissolute Thyme Rot for 15 damage. The Cat and Kittens Clown Blood Cake Pizza, 1/1 HP, respawns, 10/Yes Clown Blood. Is a Pizza! is a cake! is [Shar-Megamaths]620/82 HP, 866 Life Force(???), 15A, 20 DR, 25 Thorns, 4.9 Actions, Cat-aclysmic Overwrite. 20C Failsafe Bomb. Decaying 26. Heir.
A1 + A2: I shopping mall liminal space (collection as verb)! There's now a mall the various entities with cars are driving through, and resource collection actions may find random mall store leftovers.
But action szirf, drinking party on the moon with horchatas!
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Entities applicable build the moon and other entities act at discretion.
22.8 - ecneserP ehT continues very pointedly not being a fire. It is, after all, very much not a fire. And no part of it is on fire, either. Except that one part, from way back when it ate the concept of fire. But that is not on literal fire. Strictly conceptual fire.
The Slow March Toward An Inevitable Demise: 27/999
ecneserP ehT attacks the Titan Slime and regenerates. THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW attacks the Titan Slime. The Cats attack the Titan Slime.
Ganlidore reveals his previous action from 2 rounds ago with another action. He creates the exit of a permanent portal, which he created the entrance of recently.
As several archers and knights flood through and take their positions on top of the castle or at its entrance, I get on the steed and speak one word. Charge.
The royal healer heals ganlidore.
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
It witnesses Waluigi, the waa-ing purple disgrace, forever wailing its discordant tune.
"You... just- just shut up, okay? Just... just please- please- just... just stop talking. Shut up. Shut the hell up. Just stop it."
...
"Shut up."
The Mercurial Jury uses both actions just... getting Waluigi to shut up. It's not even really magic, they're just telling the tennis-playing scourge to shut its mouth for an exceptionally long time.
The Saline Executioner will gaze forward.
It will see swallowtail's ghost, and once again prepare its blade.
Execution - Titan Slime: /6
Achilles Tendon't - Godmodder/Mountainmodder: 2/6
Execution - Swallowtail's Ghost: 1/6
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
I make a Moonmoon Constructor! It helps construct the Moonmoon!
A3 = Heal (sort of) the Inside-Outside Tank
Tom Sawyer takes out a potion of healing health. It heals the health of the Inside-Outside Tank! Which is different from healing them? Who knows.
Energy Plant (x2 for 1 round) = Heart Shaping Upgrade 4/6
The Energy Plant puts a heart on the module! Because symbolism. The heart is glowing! A black thing that's glowing! This is a paradox, which powers up it's paradox thing? Or gets powered up by it's paradox thing? Or does nothing? Sometimes you never know.
Health Altar 15/15 IN RESERVE
Moonmoon Laser = Continue Moonbeam (or is it Moonmoonbeam?)
Action 1: I rip out a delicious Ikea sponsored steak out of my skin. I dump this Ikea sponsored steak into the Titan Slime.
Action 2: I pull out a large knife and carefully cut out the steak out of the slime. Look at that, look at that tasty blue texture on that succulent steak. I eat the steak.
Action szirf: I rip a piece off of the Morally Dissolute Thyme Rot. I proceed to deep fry the piece in peanut oil, cover the peanut oiled piece in maple syrup, and then dip it into soy sauce. I then eat the peanut oiled, maple syrup covered, soy sauced, Morally Dissolute Thyme Rot piece.
Action 4: Apparently I have 4 actions now. So I poke the Godmodder with a stick 4 times.
Action 1: "Hey Lois, remember the time I dealt damage to the Godmodder?" The scene cuts away to me throwing an anvil at the Godmodder. The Godmodder obviously stops it, but the anvil does something political and/or vaguely relatable and the Godmodder gets damaged anyway.
Actions 2 and : charge
Entity Orders: My entities will attack the Swallowtail's Ghost. The Craftbot is finished with crafting the Scarf! It begins crafting a Bowler Hat.
Endless Calamity: 12.1/100
CTG2 Action:
Replying to ORIGIN: You topple the Box Tower, it falls on the Godmodder dealing 1 damage! His health is already negative, so that kinda sorta healed him.
Replying to Clown: Oh no.
Replying to Simuob: I don't think watching the clowns will do anything.
This is it... the prophesized end of the world. The second coming of the Clowning Spirit arrives to lead the worthy towards the Holy Circus in the sky. Honks fill the air. The Godmodder's eyes widen. He summons an Absolutely Safe Cardboard Box and enters it. The Clown Clone Sward tries to tear through the Absolutely Safe Cardboard Box, but to no avail.
Clown Clone Swarm [C]: 4 Clowns
[AG] Absolutely Safe Cardboard Box: Indestructible, protected by 2 million passwords, Anti-Teleportation Aura
[GM] The Godmodder: -299/300 HP, Armor: Cardboard Box Helmet
Castle, , Peat Kittens and Ganlidore! ecneserP ehT attempts to attack the Titan Slime, but the Titan Slime is dead! It then upgrades with 0.2 more actions and attacks the Sap Lurkers, [2d100:27, 82] missing with the first attack and dealing 16 damage with the second, then regenerates and decays. idles, due to the lack of a Titan Slime. Clown Blood Cake Pizza, 1/1 HP, respawns, 11/Yes Clown Blood. Is a Pizza! is a cake! is [Shar-Megamaths]591/82 HP, 866 Life Force(???), 15A, 20 DR, 25 Thorns, 4.9 Actions, Cat-aclysmic Overwrite. 20C Failsafe Bomb. Decaying 29. Heir.
A1: Freshly defenestrated, I fall down all the steps to Heaven! Bowling down Yu-Shan's steps out of the Calibration Gate, I have successfully found Timmy! That's why he's not in the well anymore. Timmy goes back to Yu-Shan and the gate moves so the net result of this is that I've crashed out a window thanks to the celestial lions not being in the way AND ACQUIRED THE WELL TIMMY IS NO LONGER IN! I'm not sure what the well is connected to but it works as a well for getting water. I toss it on the battlefield somewhere.
A2: Lois from Family Guy reminds me of a google search I did! I post the results of the Parallel Simulations to the F's blog so we can tell people when things are revealed as simulations.
A: I bolster the F with the power of the blogosphere so they can keep passively relaying events to the record or something. I'm not sure who or what would be reading the events of CTG when the battlefield is right there, but presumably that makes it much easier to keep tabs on happenings without being in the fight.
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Moon construction continues! The 3 moves to the triangular castle because there's not much else 3-ing going on to be 3 near. Other entities act at discretion!
It witnesses the Morally Dissolute Thyme Rot, and its dodge charger.
"Dodging one's sentence is an unforgivable crime, and we now punish you. Your dodge charger is to be destroyed."
It spends its first action surrounding the Morally Dissolute Thyme Rot with whirling sigils, and its next to fire them off, unspoken words and unthinkable thoughts firing into the dodge charger, attempting to destroy it.
The Saline Executioner will gaze forward.
It will not quite understand what the Morally Dissolute Thyme Rot is. It will, however, understand that it will need to die.
Botched Execution - Titan Slime: 4/6
Achilles Tendon't - Godmodder/Mountainmodder: /6
Execution - Swallowtail's Ghost: 2/6
Execution - Morally Dissolute Thyme Rot: 1/6
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Poison is a buff! Decay is poison. You can immediately see where things start to go wrong. But wait! Not all decay is poison. Decay is, in fact more of a disease. But Racyls'strom's Decay (and by extension, the Morally Dissolute Thyme Rot and other AG sap-related entities that involve decay) is a poison. And why? Because of it's corrupted! Corrupted disease. Disease corrupted is just poison! Sap-related decay (the sap is corrupted) is therefore a buff! It would be very tiring to apply this reasoning to the 400+ decay on ecneserP ehT though, so how about you just leave it there?
A2 = Parallel Simulations
Hmm. Parallel Simulations. CTG 2 is a Parallel Simulation. Because it's happening in parallel with CTG 1. Therefore, Swallowtail's Ghost Jar has CTG 2. Wait... what? We must do something about this. Since it's a simulation (the players in CTG 2 are 'simulated', I guess?), I (I mean Tom Sawyer, who's not in space) can put stuff into it! Tom Sawyer picks up Markerlight, and (after scrawling some info on Swallowtail's Ghost Jar, and the contents of this actions on itself) projects it into CTG 2.
A3 = Moonmoon Construction!
The Moonmoon is also the OG satellite! But it's not very satellite-like. So, I put a satellite dish on it! Now the OGs have their own wifi! This also contributes to the building of the Moonmoon!
Energy Plant = Heart Shaping Upgrade 5/6
The Energy Plant reasons. Things glow from chemical reactions. Those chemical reactions produce energy. That energy is radiated off in the glow. The Energy Plant makes an altered solar panel to absorb the glow the black heart makes. Free energy! Plus it makes a cool light-vacuum effect!
Health Altar 15/15 IN RESERVE
Moonmoon Laser = Continue Moonbeam (I guess it's powered by the moon? But is it now powered by the moonmoon?)
All Actions: I craft a Dodgebot to dodge for the Craftbot because the Craftbot is too busy crafting.
Entity Orders: My entities will attack the Swallowtail's Ghost. The Craftbot continues crafting the Bowler Hat.
Endless Calamity: 12.4/100
CTG2 Action:
Replying to Clown: You phase into the Godmodder's Box. "Uh... Well, you still can't beat me on your own... so..."
Replying to ORIGIN: You crack the passwords! The Box is still indestructible.
The Godmodder gives the box Anti-Phasing Aura, so no more clowns enter it. A translucent butterfly may or may not begin appearing on the battlefield. It all depends on a CTG1 update that has happened in the past. The Clown Clone Swarm praises the Clowning Spirit.
Clown Clone Swarm [C]: 7 Clowns, one of them is not a clone and is also within the Cardboard Box
21.7 - ecneserP ehT unleashes the power of MITOSIS! This counteracts decay, causing it to die slower.
The Slow March Toward An Inevitable Demise: Szirfty-Szirf/999
ecneserP ehT attacks the Meta-Nightmare Dream Catchers and regenerates. THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW attacks Swallowtail's Ghost. The Cats attack Swallowtail's Ghost's Dodge Charger.
Action 1: I cling on the Morally Dissolute Thyme Rot and begin to suck as much Rot out of it as I can.
Action 2: I splash the MDTR (because I'm too lazy to type out Morally Dissolute Thyme Rot constantly) with olive oil. I then splash the MDTR with tar. I then splash the MDTR with cooking oil. I then splash the MDTR with hot sauce. I then splash the MDTR with a bucket of liquified frying pans. I then splash the MDTR with gasoline. I then splash the MDTR with a bucket of lit matches. I then open my mouth as wide as I can and proceed to eat as much of the MDTR as I can.
Action szirf: I use my 2 charges to summon a BIG SPOON. I use this BIG SPOON to rip a chunk off the MDTR, and eat it.
Action 4: I whip the Godmodder with a belt made entirely out of the word "then".
with 0.2 more actions, and regenerates. attacks the Swallowtail's Ghost [1d100:31] and misses. Though come to think of it, it'd have a pretty hard time anyway since Ikea already ate ! The Kittens then attack the Swallowtail's Ghost's Dodge Charger for 8 damage! The Godmodder puts a point into 'Give me a Sign!', and uses ADVANCED SAWBLADE TECHNIQUE(it's actually just his normal sawblade technique) to SAWBLADE some more damage-10 to the Dodgebot, 8 to the Royal Healer,7 to the Judge and 2 to Jadranko... and also 5 to the Meta-Nightmare Catchers Of Horrifying Horror for some reason... and 2 to The F.
Weather: Burning Moon (42% complete; 17% Mexican, 4% Alien.)The F 29/415 HP, 7 Regen, -6 To incoming damage, 0.6 Generic Action Capability, 0.8 Shaping💍🏆⚚, +0.2⚚. 113 Gossamer, +1/Essence/Round. 5 Essence. 26 Rocks. Cultists 9x6 HP, take 50% reduced damage from blood sacrifice, 0.2x6 SPACEoperation!A. 1 SPACE appendix. Clown Blood Cake Pizza, 1/1 HP, respawns, 4/Yes Clown Blood. Is a Pizza! is a cake! is [ShAr-Megamaths]562/82 HP, 866 Life Force(???), 15A, 20 DR, 25 Thorns, 5.1 Actions, Cat-aclysmic Overwrite. 20C Failsafe Bomb. Decaying 29. Heir.
The fire that ecneserP ehT was and the fire that it is on aren't exactly the same thing! The fire that was ecneserP ehT was, after all, alive. The amount of physical fire goes down, but not to 0.
is unable to do this due to the Titan Slime having more than 100 HP! Plus, the Embodiment Of Ikea ate 
, which makes sucking up the Titan Slime through a straw somewhat difficult. Though the Embodiment of Ikea did rip off a piece of the Titan Slime, and that part is totally available for 
to eat for 94 damage; simply not in a manner where breaking time matters.
helpfully kills said chunk so it doesn't ravage your insides.
You eat a huge chunk of the Titan Slime, as well!
Simuob:
3/10 Fire Wand
I keep an eye on the clowns so they don't multiply
ecneserP ehT attacks and kills the Titan Slime, gaining 900 HP and 70 attack! It then attacks MOTHMOTHMANMAN, KILLING HIM AND GAINING 60 HP AND 4 ICE CREAM GENERATION, upgrades
Clown Blood Cake Pizza, 1/1 HP,
[Shar-Megamaths]
A1 + A2: I shopping mall liminal space (collection as verb)! There's now a mall the various entities with cars are driving through, and resource collection actions may find random mall store leftovers.
But action szirf, drinking party on the moon with horchatas!
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Entities applicable build the moon and other entities act at discretion.
22.8 - ecneserP ehT continues very pointedly not being a fire. It is, after all, very much not a fire. And no part of it is on fire, either. Except that one part, from way back when it ate the concept of fire. But that is not on literal fire. Strictly conceptual fire.
The Slow March Toward An Inevitable Demise: 27/999
ecneserP ehT attacks the Titan Slime and regenerates.
THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW attacks the Titan Slime.
The Cats attack the Titan Slime.
I continue the castle.
30/30
Ganlidore reveals his previous action from 2 rounds ago with another action. He creates the exit of a permanent portal, which he created the entrance of recently.
As several archers and knights flood through and take their positions on top of the castle or at its entrance, I get on the steed and speak one word. Charge.
The royal healer heals ganlidore.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
The Sulphurous Judge gazed back.
Echo of a Shopkeeper: [15/21] [14/21] [1
/21]
The Mercurial Jury gazes down.
It witnesses Waluigi, the waa-ing purple disgrace, forever wailing its discordant tune.
"You... just- just shut up, okay? Just... just please- please- just... just stop talking. Shut up. Shut the hell up. Just stop it."
...
"Shut up."
The Mercurial Jury uses both actions just... getting Waluigi to shut up. It's not even really magic, they're just telling the tennis-playing scourge to shut its mouth for an exceptionally long time.
The Saline Executioner will gaze forward.
It will see swallowtail's ghost, and once again prepare its blade.
Execution - Titan Slime:
/6
Achilles Tendon't - Godmodder/Mountainmodder: 2/6
Execution - Swallowtail's Ghost: 1/6
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
A1+A2 = Moonmoon Constructor
I make a Moonmoon Constructor! It helps construct the Moonmoon!
A3 = Heal (sort of) the Inside-Outside Tank
Tom Sawyer takes out a potion of healing health.
It heals the health of the Inside-Outside Tank!
Which is different from healing them?
Who knows.
Energy Plant (x2 for 1 round) = Heart Shaping Upgrade 4/6
The Energy Plant puts a heart on the module!
Because symbolism.
The heart is glowing!
A black thing that's glowing!
This is a paradox, which powers up it's paradox thing?
Or gets powered up by it's paradox thing?
Or does nothing?
Sometimes you never know.
Health Altar 15/15 IN RESERVE
Moonmoon Laser = Continue Moonbeam (or is it Moonmoonbeam?)
there should be a ctg wiki
Action 1: I rip out a delicious Ikea sponsored steak out of my skin. I dump this Ikea sponsored steak into the Titan Slime.
Action 2: I pull out a large knife and carefully cut out the steak out of the slime. Look at that, look at that tasty blue texture on that succulent steak. I eat the steak.
Action szirf: I rip a piece off of the Morally Dissolute Thyme Rot. I proceed to deep fry the piece in peanut oil, cover the peanut oiled piece in maple syrup, and then dip it into soy sauce. I then eat the peanut oiled, maple syrup covered, soy sauced, Morally Dissolute Thyme Rot piece.
Action 4: Apparently I have 4 actions now. So I poke the Godmodder with a stick 4 times.
Suddenly I appear and look confused, and ask someone to tell me how to play this thread
Seriously I need to know dm me please
*Ironically uses comic sans*
Hello! How is your afternorning? Good? Great! ヾ(•ω•`)o
Come flex your storytelling skills here!
Am bakk!
I am in the Twinkling Stars Tavern, and I play Oliver Axolotl at Cafe [Redacted].
[WIP sig, will add tavern links soon]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
"Okay, fair."
Action 1: "Hey Lois, remember the time I dealt damage to the Godmodder?"
The scene cuts away to me throwing an anvil at the Godmodder. The Godmodder obviously stops it, but the anvil does something political and/or vaguely relatable and the Godmodder gets damaged anyway.
Actions 2 and
: charge
Entity Orders:
My entities will attack the Swallowtail's Ghost.
The Craftbot is finished with crafting the Scarf! It begins crafting a Bowler Hat.
Endless Calamity: 12.1/100
CTG2 Action:
Replying to ORIGIN:
You topple the Box Tower, it falls on the Godmodder dealing 1 damage! His health is already negative, so that kinda sorta healed him.
Replying to Clown:
Oh no.
Replying to Simuob:
I don't think watching the clowns will do anything.
This is it... the prophesized end of the world. The second coming of the Clowning Spirit arrives to lead the worthy towards the Holy Circus in the sky.
Honks fill the air.
The Godmodder's eyes widen. He summons an Absolutely Safe Cardboard Box and enters it.
The Clown Clone Sward tries to tear through the Absolutely Safe Cardboard Box, but to no avail.
Clown Clone Swarm [C]: 4 Clowns
[AG] Absolutely Safe Cardboard Box: Indestructible, protected by 2 million passwords, Anti-Teleportation Aura
[GM] The Godmodder: -299/300 HP, Armor: Cardboard Box Helmet
(Oops, I forgot to lower the Godmodder's health.)
Action 1: I appear
Action 2: I look around, confused
Action 3: I ask, "hey, didn't someone replace three with szirf? Also, where's the godmodder?"
*Ironically uses comic sans*
Hello! How is your afternorning? Good? Great! ヾ(•ω•`)o
Come flex your storytelling skills here!
Am bakk!
I am in the Twinkling Stars Tavern, and I play Oliver Axolotl at Cafe [Redacted].
[WIP sig, will add tavern links soon]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]
[Clown]:
Castle,
ecneserP ehT attempts to attack the Titan Slime, but the Titan Slime is dead! It then upgrades
Clown Blood Cake Pizza, 1/1 HP,
[Shar-Megamaths]
A1: Freshly defenestrated, I fall down all the steps to Heaven! Bowling down Yu-Shan's steps out of the Calibration Gate, I have successfully found Timmy! That's why he's not in the well anymore. Timmy goes back to Yu-Shan and the gate moves so the net result of this is that I've crashed out a window thanks to the celestial lions not being in the way AND ACQUIRED THE WELL TIMMY IS NO LONGER IN! I'm not sure what the well is connected to but it works as a well for getting water. I toss it on the battlefield somewhere.
A2: Lois from Family Guy reminds me of a google search I did! I post the results of the Parallel Simulations to the F's blog so we can tell people
when things are revealed as simulations.
A
: I bolster the F with the power of the blogosphere so they can keep passively relaying events to the record or something. I'm not sure who or what would be reading the events of CTG when the battlefield is right there, but presumably that makes it much easier to keep tabs on happenings without being in the fight.
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Moon construction continues! The 3 moves to the triangular castle because there's not much else 3-ing going on to be 3 near. Other entities act at discretion!
The castle fits my intention. More troops will be coming out of the portal each round.
Riding my steed, I charge at the thyme rot and strike it with 2 actions. With my third, I attack the concept of decay.
Ganlidore casts haste on the healer
The healer heals Ganlidore.
The archers and knights attack the thyme rot.
Through the castle portal walks the royal tinkerer! He will create siege equipment! He is the only new castle troop to appear this round.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
The Sulphurous Judge gazed back.
Echo of a Shopkeeper: [12/21] [11/21] [10/21]
The Mercurial Jury gazes down.
It witnesses the Morally Dissolute Thyme Rot, and its dodge charger.
"Dodging one's sentence is an unforgivable crime, and we now punish you. Your dodge charger is to be destroyed."
It spends its first action surrounding the Morally Dissolute Thyme Rot with whirling sigils, and its next to fire them off, unspoken words and unthinkable thoughts firing into the dodge charger, attempting to destroy it.
The Saline Executioner will gaze forward.
It will not quite understand what the Morally Dissolute Thyme Rot is. It will, however, understand that it will need to die.
Botched Execution - Titan Slime: 4/6Achilles Tendon't - Godmodder/Mountainmodder:
/6
Execution - Swallowtail's Ghost: 2/6
Execution - Morally Dissolute Thyme Rot: 1/6
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
A1 = Decay be like
Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Poison is a buff!
Decay is poison.
You can immediately see where things start to go wrong.
But wait! Not all decay is poison.
Decay is, in fact more of a disease.
But Racyls'strom's Decay (and by extension, the Morally Dissolute Thyme Rot and other AG sap-related entities that involve decay) is a poison.
And why? Because of it's corrupted!
Corrupted disease. Disease corrupted is just poison!
Sap-related decay (the sap is corrupted) is therefore a buff!
It would be very tiring to apply this reasoning to the 400+ decay on ecneserP ehT though, so how about you just leave it there?
A2 = Parallel Simulations
Hmm. Parallel Simulations.
CTG 2 is a Parallel Simulation.
Because it's happening in parallel with CTG 1.
Therefore, Swallowtail's Ghost Jar has CTG 2.
Wait... what? We must do something about this.
Since it's a simulation (the players in CTG 2 are 'simulated', I guess?), I (I mean Tom Sawyer, who's not in space) can put stuff into it!
Tom Sawyer picks up Markerlight, and (after scrawling some info on Swallowtail's Ghost Jar, and the contents of this actions on itself) projects it into CTG 2.
A3 = Moonmoon Construction!
The Moonmoon is also the OG satellite!
But it's not very satellite-like.
So, I put a satellite dish on it!
Now the OGs have their own wifi!
This also contributes to the building of the Moonmoon!
Energy Plant = Heart Shaping Upgrade 5/6
The Energy Plant reasons.
Things glow from chemical reactions.
Those chemical reactions produce energy.
That energy is radiated off in the glow.
The Energy Plant makes an altered solar panel to absorb the glow the black heart makes.
Free energy! Plus it makes a cool light-vacuum effect!
Health Altar 15/15 IN RESERVE
Moonmoon Laser = Continue Moonbeam (I guess it's powered by the moon? But is it now powered by the moonmoon?)
there should be a ctg wiki
All Actions: I craft a Dodgebot to dodge for the Craftbot because the Craftbot is too busy crafting.
Entity Orders:
My entities will attack the Swallowtail's Ghost.
The Craftbot continues crafting the Bowler Hat.
Endless Calamity: 12.4/100
CTG2 Action:
Replying to Clown:
You phase into the Godmodder's Box.
"Uh... Well, you still can't beat me on your own... so..."
Replying to ORIGIN:
You crack the passwords! The Box is still indestructible.
The Godmodder gives the box Anti-Phasing Aura, so no more clowns enter it.
A translucent butterfly may or may not begin appearing on the battlefield. It all depends on a CTG1 update that has happened in the past.
The Clown Clone Swarm praises the Clowning Spirit.
Clown Clone Swarm [C]: 7 Clowns, one of them is not a clone and is also within the Cardboard Box
[AG] Absolutely Safe Cardboard Box: Indestructible, Anti-Teleportation Aura, Anti-Phasing Aura
[GM] The Godmodder: -299/300 HP, Armor: Cardboard Box Helmet
21.7 - ecneserP ehT unleashes the power of MITOSIS! This counteracts decay, causing it to die slower.
The Slow March Toward An Inevitable Demise: Szirfty-Szirf/999
ecneserP ehT attacks the Meta-Nightmare Dream Catchers and regenerates.
THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW attacks Swallowtail's Ghost.
The Cats attack Swallowtail's Ghost's Dodge Charger.
1/2. 11/20 really big army men
3. Screw the 20. Im bringing in the army men now.
Action 1: I cling on the Morally Dissolute Thyme Rot and begin to suck as much Rot out of it as I can.
Action 2: I splash the MDTR (because I'm too lazy to type out Morally Dissolute Thyme Rot constantly) with olive oil. I then splash the MDTR with tar. I then splash the MDTR with cooking oil. I then splash the MDTR with hot sauce. I then splash the MDTR with a bucket of liquified frying pans. I then splash the MDTR with gasoline. I then splash the MDTR with a bucket of lit matches. I then open my mouth as wide as I can and proceed to eat as much of the MDTR as I can.
Action szirf: I use my 2 charges to summon a BIG SPOON. I use this BIG SPOON to rip a chunk off the MDTR, and eat it.
Action 4: I whip the Godmodder with a belt made entirely out of the word "then".
time anyway since Ikea already ate
damage!
The Godmodder puts a point into 'Give me a Sign!', and uses ADVANCED SAWBLADE TECHNIQUE(it's actually just his normal sawblade technique) to SAWBLADE some more damage-10 to the Dodgebot, 8 to
the Royal Healer,7 to the Judge and 2 to Jadranko... and also 5 to the Meta-Nightmare Catchers Of Horrifying Horror for some reason... and 2 to The F.
Weather: Burning Moon (42% complete; 17% Mexican, 4% Alien.)The F
Cultists 9x6
Clown Blood Cake Pizza, 1/1 HP,
[ShAr-Megamaths]