17 - The Corrosion and Exsanguination blood runes are suddenly destroyed. A faint afterimage of ecneserP ehT can be seen nearby, seemingly having telefragged the pair of them.
ecneserP ehT continues attempting to destroy . If its attack is not sufficient to be a killing blow, it will instead attack the remaining Blood Rune. It regenerates. If it has spare actions, it attempts to purge some of its statuses.
300 damage to those two Blood Runes (and 40 to the last one), destroying them! ecneserP ehT heals for 200 HP. ordersed!
I stare at my stand. It requires sacrifice, it says? Well... ((night is preoccupied writing the orders)) I could sacrifice Night........... why would I even think about that. No, the only way is to do it in a way which doesn't cause bad things to happen. Also I wonder why it'll be worth it if my stand disappears after the Devil's Metacarpus disappears.
All actions are taken after all bodyguards of the are removed, if I can arrange that. Also, all actions are targeted at . Also also, all actions are taken in an attempt to sacrifice to my stand. And finally, all attacks will attempt to deal damage in a way that causes no pain (for example, with sleep pills)
A1 + Dragon Talons (used to form the stingers) = A Limerick There once was a cat from CTG And never once they were stung by a bee This I thought bad And so I formed a stinger rad With with I stung the Madness with glee
A2 = hehehehehehehehehe A green light glows, and and I are transported to a pocket dimension. I wave around my hand erratically, and symbols spew forth! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! The cringes in fear.... And waits, anticipating their demise.... oh no.... it's coming.... any moment now.... The looks up impatiently. They see.... A LASER COMING AT THEM SIJHIUDGJFHGSVBHJSBN OH MY GOD JSHLJHFLJHSMJNKAJNL<DKJN K (no mistake that time?) (oh, there you are. I thought you left forever.) covers their eyes............. and a few moments later, they peek out. ZOMG IT'S TRICKY THE CLOWN and this goes on forever and ever and ever and asks when they can return to the battlefield and I answer "next lunar eclipse" and after a while, I FINALLY do my attack. hehehehehehe lunar dragon traits hehehehehehe
A3 = PSIONIC MANIPULATION Using the power of mind magjik, I flip out of their mind.
wants to live! That's, like, the whole reason it's being AG- because the Godmodder could just kill
A1: I undelete the Godmodder's umbrella and bounce it off the Toxtricity Stormclone. The umbrella exists super-hard and presumably lands on the battlefield somewhere.
A2: I speak the voiding word that liberates devils and demons. Lucifer, Belial, and the unspecified ? third burst free of 's Devilscrown.
A3: I empower Jadranko with 🌊 powers due to the Adriatic sea. There's a lot of water and water-like things to manipulate lying around the battlefield so that might help with the stuff-doing. Fire creates water, so there might even be extra when the various fires keep burning stuff.
Applicable entities on the moon realize that the lack of value is probably a problem, and replenish assorted valuables to fortify their own fortifiedness in response. Perhaps this means trench war? Applicable entities elsewhere engage in REDISTRIBUTION! To clean up all those remaining items that may or may not have survived the ship and the double-cross. Other entities act at discretion.
[clown]:
nothing attacks the health altar. uses Flayed Formulae... again. Creating three more blood runes! It also uses its last 0.58
A1: Well, if the Godmodder isn't MOTHS then he's moth singular. The Godmodder is now a mothmodder! Big evil/evil moth, unsurprising with all the sins going around, and very lowercase. How rude...
A2: I throw One Sin and Hundreds of Good Deeds at the Mountainmodder. Not the abnormality, just a bunch of petty moral behavior to make them feel uncomfortable.
A3: I unflay the Flayed Formula so I can get a better look at what kind of blood runes it makes, or maybe make the runes less bloody now that there's not so much flaying they're bleeding out of.
Applicable entities prepare to flee the main battlefield to the weather tab in order to reconsolidate on the moon, or bring other entities up there! This probably means some combination of the SPACE operation building a space elevator or some other convenient landing site and the various flying entities hauling up non-enemies who want to come. Then the other entities can help with the territory stabilization situation or something.
I'm fine with peace on the burning moon if y'all are. If the dhenanigan can gain some control over the military or otherwise wants to negotiate peace, we can probably figure out which entities are here to war and which aren't, thus....probably making the territory situation easier to sort out, whether or not we draw lines in it.
A1 = BODYGUARDS NO (this action is done before all attempts to attack the shard, even by other players) i need to get rid of all bodyguards i think i know how i record an album and force invite everyone into listening to it the bodyguards were curiose- corisue- you can't even spell curiose right OH GOD I'M DOING IT TOO if they don't go there they'll be mentally tortured by the album if they go the album really sucks it's the auditory version of lily pads but faster anyways if there are no bodyguards
A2 = Here's my little puzzle... the shard isn't commiting sudoku? THEN I'LL FORCE IT TO I grab a book full of 1000,1984,9800,1010 super adjective ridiculously difficult sudoku puzzles and force it to solve them. Then I randomize the puzzles and make the shard do it again. And again. ANG ADAIN random that's not what sudoku mea- there also the option to just commit sudoku instead of dying from exhaustion maybe you're still mentally ok
A3 = blubno. i refuse to let you do this. it might work but- no.
A3 = Bodyslam I take random's stand and make them bodyslam the shrad. I mean shard.
Orders: Tom Sawyer has run out of things to say! Or have they? Because they are competent! And being competent means being prepared! And being prepared means always having things to say! But sometimes, it's better not to say anything! In this case, Tom Sawyer says nothing, causing the Godmother to wonder... why hasn't Tom Sawyer ever said anything since the first time and second times they've appeared? OH NO! A FIST IS ROCKETING AT THEM WHILE THEY'RE WONDERING! OH NO! The DEPSF tries to start a conversation with one of the grey, ghostly beings! Hopefully one who's finished their stuff/reading and are looking for something else to do! They try to work up to asking about why almost the entire mansion has no colors! The Health Altar upgrades their Cleric-Summons again! More letters! And the Clerics flip their heal to damage the blood runes! If they can't, they instead heal ecneserP ehT. The Shenanigan equips the umbrella. :D The Merchanigan exists. This causes advertisement. Teh Dhenanigan decres thet armistece necotiations stert. I borrow Random's gatherer to gather presents. You know what, I think I'll keep it. Random isn't going to be gathering anything anytime soon. I atk, no def the blood runes. THE BLOOD RUNES
13.59/30 Dragon Mecha (Cycling, Awakening™, and Multitasking) hopefully we can finish this someday
Action 1: I force Lucifer to eat a large donut that has so much tooth rotting, skin issue causing and heart disease inducing sugar jam packed into its flour.
Action 2: I shove Casu Marzu into Lucifers mouth.
Action 3: I cram a century egg covered in fentanyl into Lucifers throat.
17 - ecneserP ehT eats Belial. It then eats the Stormy Cat. It then eats Samael. It then eats Lucifer. Its hunger cannot be sated.
ecneserP ehT attacks . It regenerates. If it has spare actions, it attempts to purge some of its statuses.
's wing like shadow through a plain. With a flap, it sets them to cover ecneserP ehT, taking sound and motion from it. Acting quickly, eats its pudding, kills a Cultist and a 2-HP Cleric with 0.58
Hmm... so the Godmodder's stand can summon iconic entities?
All Actions + : I have an idea that may or may not be completely catastrophic. has only 60 HP left. I alone could kill it with my stand. But I give it a choice: It can either join the OG side or die, and we all know how much it hates dying.
If it refuses I attack with my stand.
Entity Orders: The Hellhound attacks the Stormy Cat.
Endless Calamity: 72.34/100
CTG2 Action:
Replying to Simuob: You switch the places of SHENANIGANIZER MACFISTYPUNCH's last health point and a fake 1 HP u maed ffrom aal th redf lones.
Replying to ORIGIN: You poison the Godmother's blood supply with mimics... kidneys... mimic kidneys... Whatever, you deal 120,000 damage!
Replying to ManiacSaoR: Oh no! An error! In my perfect forum-game-within-a-forum-game?! Not on my watch! I destroy the error, dealing 10,000 damage to the Godmother in the process. I guess she was in the way or something.
Replying to Clown: You steal the Tommy Gunmodder! Gasp! Who would've thought!
Replying to Tom Sawyer: The Godmother doesn't wonder why Tom Sawyer isn't saying anything, because Tom Sawyer is a bunch of sentient saws lacking in any kind of mouth, but she still gets hit by the Rocket Fist, because she can't really dodge attacks! 100,000 damage!
Replying to PrinceOfCharge: Wait, so, does SHENANIGANIZER MACFISTYPUNCH or the throne fire the missiles? Erm... whatever, 100,000 damage to the Godmother!
The Clownmodder deals 10,000 damage to THE GODMOTHER. The CTG Players turn SHENANIGANIZER MACFISTYPUNCH's head into a fractal and headbutt the Godmother again, dealing 100,000 damage! THE GODMOTHER has negative HP, so she's dead! You win! Good job! ...Right? THE GODMOTHER uses her action to eat the Thymemodder! But this time, instead of creating another godmodder, she absorbs the Waluigi Thyme, turning into THE THYMEMOTHER. The fabric of space, time, and CTG2 as a whole shakes and tears as THE THYMEMOTHER prepares to unleash an omnidirectional wave that will destroy everything on the Battlefield except herself, including the players and SHENANIGANIZER MACFISTYPUNCH! Also, she has 1 HP. WAAAHAHA! WALUIGI HAS BEEN FREED! WALUIGI WILL NOW... DO... OKAY, WALUIGI'S WAAAGNIFICENT BRAIN HAS TEMPORARILY RUN OUT OF STRATEGIES! BUT THE LUIGIS CAN PROBABLY STILL HADLE THIS, RIGHT?
[OG] SHENANIGANIZER MACFISTYPUNCH: 1 HP, Runs on shenanigans (and punches too I guess), Immune to godmodders, Head: CTG Players, Right Arm: Tom Sawyer, Clown: Clown, Torso, Left Arm and Legs are vacant [OG] Kidney-Tron Mechs: 40,000 HP, immune to godmodders [OG] Foundation of Suffering: HAS HEALTHS!!!11!111!!@!!x2 [WAH] WALUIGI: WAAAAA HP, THE WAAAHPSOLUTE CHAMPION OF PARADOX SPORTS, trapped in an endless sports match! [C] The Clownmodder: 10/10 HP, Fire Shield: blocks attacks, Weapon: Clown Knives, 2 Chicanery, 0/5 godmodders held off [PG] Other Clownmodder: 4/5 HP [GIoPC] Ghost Beehive Mech: 100,000 HP, Haunt!A [TM] THE THYMEMOTHER: 1 HP, PREPARING AN ANTI-EVERYTHING WAVE
A1: I use a clentaminator to change the biome of the Infinite's territory to something more normal and flammable.
A2: Then I set that territory on fire (OR ON MORE FIRE THAT WORKS TOO) so it's a flaming fortress to properly fit the mood.
A3: I upgrade some MOTHS into SPACE MOTHS which makes them better at SPACE NAVIGATION and HAVING THRUSTERS and LIFE SUPPORT so they can probably go faster at the Entity Moving Mission or the going into space part.
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ENTITIES CONTINUE THE GOALS OR ACT AT DISCRETION NEDBEN IS VERY DISTRACTED TODAY.
「Looming Anathema」stabs into the Maniac. Surprisingly, the Maniac feels no pain. You see, the vine is so sharp that it just slices in like butter, missing all the pain receptors. In fact, the vine is so sharp that it doesn't even do any damage. Except for poison, of course. Oh yeah, did I not mention that? The vine is incredibly poisonous. First you fall into a deep sleep, then you die painlessly and get to go to the afterlife of your choice... not a bad way to go, if you had to. Course, I'd be sacrificing you to my stand (probs wouldn't work but... worth a shot.) Oh yeah, and stealing your mech suit- *cough cough cough* did i say something?
A2 = SHEEEEED My scales shift... and fold into themselves. They become nothing. And suddenly, they materialize around the Mega-Night Dragon. Huh?
A3 = CHURGUH (14.59/30 Dragon Mecha (Cycling, Awakening™, and Multitasking)) If the rite of awakening has not been performed yet, get moon rocks with summoning and perform it after suitable advertisement (like, a band performance but with a hatching instead). Anyways, also I do some stuff which involves installing a Skynet installer.
Orders: Tom Sawyer has run out of things to say! Or have they? Because they are competent! And being competent means being prepared! And being prepared means always having things to say! But sometimes, it's better not to say anything! In this case, Tom Sawyer says nothing, causing the Godmother to wonder... why hasn't Tom Sawyer ever said anything since the first time and second times they've appeared? OH NO! A FIST IS ROCKETING AT THEM WHILE THEY'RE WONDERING! OH NO! The DEPSF continues their conversation, asking about Death! The Health Altar upgrades the quality of their Clerics! And the Clerics heal the Castle and the Health Altar! The Shenanigan is dead. That is funeral worthy. In their will, they leave all their stuff to the Mega-Night Dragon. Teh Dhenanigan decres thet waethar mechine be mede. Alsew, paece. Open presents? Also I gather evidence on whoever murdered the Gingerbread man, if opening presents is a free action. AAAAND I blow into the Tarrasque, sucking out all of the warmth, and freezing it. This frost will get progressively worse.
[note: if THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW is either dead or converted before this attack procs, ecnerserP ehT instead uses its actions to heal itself.]
17 - munch munch madness like a frozen pudding pop
ecneserP ehT attacks , or if it is either dead or converted to the OG/A team(s) it instead attacks the Blood Runes, if they haven't activated. If they do, IT MUTILATES THE STORM CAT UNTIL IT STOPS REFORMING. It regenerates. If it has spare actions, it attempts to purge some of its statuses.
The Slow March Toward An Inevitable Demise: 196/999
3 and 3: Wait, 3 couldn’t have gone insane and become [H], it was already insane, and in fact went insane on purpose! So 3 didn’t go insane not on purpose! In fact, 3 convinces all the other castle entities to go insane on purpose too, making them [GIO-PC] instead of [H]! Nedben now gains 3 back after I borrowed it (I’m sure it’s what he would have wanted) and is also allowed to take control over any or all of the new members of the going insane on-purpose club at discretion.
With my last action, I focus the fading power of my stand on the godmodder, and link them to part of its health bar. They both disappear together, leaving the godmodder slightly lower in hp.
The throne makes a shield around SHENANIGANIZER MACFISTYPUNCH to protect it from damage.
Ganlidore casts mage armor on himself, and returns to the castle with the gingerbread wife if it’s safe.
Out of the castle portal walks a knight, seeing if it’s safe.
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Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Hmm... so the Godmodder's stand can summon iconic entities?
All Actions +「Musical Certainty」: I have an idea that may or may not be completely catastrophic. has only 60 HP left. I alone could kill it with my stand. But I give it a choice: It can either join the OG side or die, and we all know how much it hates dying.
Iconic doesn't seem to be exactly the right word, and of course the Godmodder's stand may have other abilities, but yes. ponders your... 'offer'. It doesn't want to die, after all. And if it refuses, it'll die. Realising that it's going to die either way, remembers something, a resolution it made a long time ago. If it really has to die now, if there is no escape... then it will do its utmost best to make sure ecneserP ehT lands the final blow. refuses your offer, and immediately flaps its wing, droplets of MINUS striking your Stand in its
ManiacAlastR:
[clown]:
Stand-based punches later, has taken 64 damage... but survived, with one health.
ecneserP ehT attacks , or if it is either dead or converted to the OG/A team(s) it instead
You attack, kill, and assimilate all of the Cultist Cats and Pathetic Cats (gaining 164 HP and 4 attack) as well as dealing 8 damage to (and hence killing) . The Godmodder and Mountainmodder both take 2 Damage from its demise, but I imagine you're rather more interested in how ecneserP ehT as such Assimilates it, gaining 582 HP, 4 actions, 10 Ice Cream generation, 3 DR, and 3
A1: I build amogus-appropriate housing for the Amoguses to join up and let them in. Moon society continues!
A2: With the power of pulleys, that anti-entropy mending thing crafts-ready Solars can do, and miscellaneous moving-about, I assist with the moving-to-the-moon situation and getting various entities places!
A3: I throw a Pokeball and try to catch the Godmodder with it!
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Entities continue the various moving operations or act at discretion. There's probably lots of lunar territory to re-fortify and otherwise organize now that we've moved a lot of people in and have very different battlefronts.
A0 (not an action) + weak pageclaim + weak postclaim = It's time. Hey, Night, do you want to do this? I'm not that good at speeches... ... Sure, why not? Night, or rather the Moonnight Dragon flies up to a cliff with Random. "Everyone." "We've done about66 damage to the Godmodder so far." "So far being almost 200 pages." "Anyways, something has to change." "And if there's anything I've learned from this, it's to be the change you see in the world." "But it's not enough to do that. You have to make everyone else change, too." "And right now, there just isn't any reason to change." "So we're making one." "Whoever deals the most amount of damage to the Godmodder in the next few rounds..." "Let's just say they'll get a very valuable ally." Alright, now back to Random and your regularly scheduled actions. Thanks! You're welcome! Anyways, there are a few things about this: 1. The 'few rounds' will not end until I've decided they've ended. 2. They also will not end until at least three people have more than 3 damage (from this point on) on the Godmodder. 3. The Mountainmodder, the Godmodder, me, the three previously listed people's stands, and all entities (barring entities that take the place of a player, like ecneserP ehT) are not allowed in this plandeal contest. 4. The Godmodder, and not the Mountainmodder. If the Godmodder changes names I'll deal with that later. I'll add rules as necessary.
A1 + 「Looming Anathema」 = Now, let's kick things off. I have to think of something. Something creative. But what is creativity, really? Is it long posting? No. That is a different sort of creativity, . I need to do something new. Something original. I stab the Godmodder with a fork five times. I then proceed to counter every counter the Godmodder could make, as listed hodgepodge-of-nested-spoiler-ed in this handy list hodgepodge of nested spoiler:
If the Godmodder dodges (by moving themselves out of the way)
I summon Zeno, who states that “Dodging is impossible, because to dodge first you must dodge half the distance, but to do that you must first dodge a quarter of the distance, and so on and so forth until you haven’t dodged at all.”
If the Godmodder somehow disproves Zeno (using, say, physics)
I summon…. DTG-Aristotle who states that “A being of such great defensive power must have a proportional amount of matter in order to sustain their defenses. And since the Godmodder has nigh-infinite defense, they must also be nigh-infinitely slowed.”
If the Godmodder somehow disproves Splashcat (using, say, magic)
I summon………….. Splashcat, I guess, who paraphrases that “Imagine that everyone had a box, and that everyone looks inside only their own, and calls whatever’s inside it a ‘beetle’. But everyone could have something entirely different in each box and never know it. - Wittgenstein?? So, when you (or the narrative/update terminal) declare that you’ve ‘dodged’ Random’s attack which heavily paraphrases this part from one of mine, we have no way of knowing what you/narrative/JOE actually mean. Perhaps the action that you/narrative/JOE refer to as dodging I or Random or Night would refer to as getting injured.”
If the Godmodder uses the power of YOU PLAGARISMED
I summon…………………. Linux, who states that “It’s perfectly legal in this time and age and day to quote (or paraphrase) a person’s reasoning. Just think of all the people who wouldn’t have made famous discoveries (or made basic logical deductions) without borrowing from their peers, or standing on the shoulders of giants.”
Ok, there’s absolutely NO WAY you manage to counter that somehow.
But if you do…
If the Godmodder SOMEHOW counters that:
I summon…..(a lot of dots)…. AMBUSH!Random, who stabs the Godmodder with a fork six times!
Go back to the start.
If the Godmodder tanks it using armor
I do it again, but this time with armor piercing forks.
Go back to the start.
If the Godmodder teleports away from the attack (therefore avoiding Zeno)
I summon (oh, not this again) Werner Heisenberg (wow you actually got the right person this time), who states that “Teleportation is rearranging all of your molecules to that they are in a different location. But in order to do that you must first get both the position and speed of every particle in your body, which is not just hard, but impossible due to the Me Uncertainty Principle.”
If the Godmodder counters with magic:
I summon Arthur C. Clarke, who states that “Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Therefore, you could be using technology to teleport. But technology and magic are both bound by physics- what’s that you say? Physics doesn't apply here? Well surely energy applies here! It takes a really big amount of energy to teleport, and you only have so much, seeing as countering some big attacks can leave you unable to counter others.”
If the Godmodder damages me somehow before I attack
I block with my fork.
If the Godmodder damages with such force that the fork breaks
It was a decoy fork! And a decoy me!
And then I come from the back!
Go back to the start.
If the Godmodder realizes this attack is not creative and therefore not effective
I point out this very piece of flavor text! Take that!
A2 + A3 = CHUG CHUG CHUG (16.59/30 Dragon Mecha (Cycling, Awakening™, and Multitasking)) chargequests? where did they go?
Orders: Tom Sawyer realizes something: the Thymemother is on thyme! And you know what Thyme's weakness is? It has an extreme affinity to dry places! Now that may not seem like a weakness, but... that means it has a weakness to water! yeah sure lets go with that anyways Tom Sawyer is very prepared unlike me so they have some sticky water which they pour on themselves then they saw the Thymemother's Thyme clean off now they aren't on thyme anymore they're shorter, both by height and by characters AAAANd if there's any more leftover thyme, or if the Thymemother/-mother tries to pick it back up, The sticky water just chokes drowns the thyme. ANYWAYS The DEPSF specifies the being named death, although the process of death would also be pretty helpful And the Health Altar upgrades the healing capacity of the Clerics they make. The Cleric HYPE UP! And PYCHE UP! And 1-UP- no actually they 10.08-UP the Health Altar! If it gets healed to full they just heal the Hellhound/Castle. The Moonnight Dragon aims at 'the' Maniac! Or 'a' Maniac! Or just Maniac. And instead of firing, they just inhale! And pull Maniac downwards! Downwards... AND OUT OF THE MECH SUIT! Then Night STRIKES! (with their actions) also they try to steal the leftovers Oh yeah. I also decide to hold funerals for EVERY SINGLE CLERIC that died in the service of the Health Altar. Rest in peace, Clerics. And the Shenanigan/Merchnanigan. And Sword Guy. And the Sub. And the S-Tank. And the Mathematicians. And the Crocodile. You know what, maybe I should just build a graveyard ANYWAYS putting that on the list of things to do later w- random why are you here because that bit of text fits my personality traits more than it fits yours o-ok. anyways Teh dhenanigan delcares thet conquast strops conquast flemneght territoreh. alsew produtivity moar trops nad citezens. anyways that's the end of the turn. now i'll go to sleep until the next update
17 - ecneserP ehT clears itself of as much Decaying as it possibly can by showering the arena with loose pieces of itself.
3 - and then it's gone. Simply vanished.
But it's not gone. It has disappeared into a liminal space, patiently purging itself of remaining status effects and searching for other non-entities to feed into itself.
The Slow March Toward An Inevitable Demise: 196/999
ecneserP ehT regenerates. It uses Summon Shaping to summon a Seizure Golem.
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Action 1: I close my eyes and meditate. Suddenly, I go inside the Stormy Cat.
Action 2: I do the same thing except this time I go inside a Celestine Cat.
Action 3: I pull an awesome prank on a fellow Celestine Cat. It involves stealing its eyes and hiding it in my stomach. Very hilarious prank.
300 damage to those two Blood Runes (and 40 to the last one), destroying them! ecneserP ehT heals for 200 HP.
ordersed!
[clown]:
nothing attacks the health altar.
[AG- Shard III]
[AG-Madness] Lucifer 70 HP, 10 Regen, Countering 60.
[AG-Madness] Belial 70 HP, 20 DR, 20 Regen. Bodyguarding
[AG-Madness] Samael 106 HP, Subtlet debuffs.
17 - ecneserP ehT eats Belial. It then eats the Stormy Cat. It then eats Samael. It then eats Lucifer. Its hunger cannot be sated.
ecneserP ehT attacks
. It regenerates. If it has spare actions, it attempts to purge some of its statuses.
A1: Well, if the Godmodder isn't MOTHS then he's moth singular. The Godmodder is now a mothmodder! Big evil/evil moth, unsurprising with all the sins going around, and very lowercase. How rude...
A2: I throw One Sin and Hundreds of Good Deeds at the Mountainmodder. Not the abnormality, just a bunch of petty moral behavior to make them feel uncomfortable.
A3: I unflay the Flayed Formula so I can get a better look at what kind of blood runes it makes, or maybe make the runes less bloody now that there's not so much flaying they're bleeding out of.
Applicable entities prepare to flee the main battlefield to the weather tab in order to reconsolidate on the moon, or bring other entities up there! This probably means some combination of the SPACE operation building a space elevator or some other convenient landing site and the various flying entities hauling up non-enemies who want to come. Then the other entities can help with the territory stabilization situation or something.
I'm fine with peace on the burning moon if y'all are. If the dhenanigan can gain some control over the military or otherwise wants to negotiate peace, we can probably figure out which entities are here to war and which aren't, thus....probably making the territory situation easier to sort out, whether or not we draw lines in it.
I think Random is going insane
A1 = BODYGUARDS NO (this action is done before all attempts to attack the shard, even by other players)
i need to get rid of all bodyguards
i think i know how
i record an album and
forceinvite everyone into listening to itthe bodyguards were curiose- corisue- you can't even spell curiose right OH GOD I'M DOING IT TOO
if they don't go there they'll be mentally tortured by the album
if they go
the album really sucks
it's the auditory version of lily pads
but faster
anyways if there are no bodyguards
A2 = Here's my little puzzle...
the shard isn't commiting sudoku?
THEN I'LL FORCE IT TO
I grab a book full of 1000,1984,9800,1010 super adjective ridiculously difficult sudoku puzzles and force it to solve them.
Then I randomize the puzzles and make the shard do it again. And again. ANG ADAIN
random that's not what sudoku mea- there also the option to just commit sudoku instead of dying from exhaustion
maybe you're still mentally ok
A3 =
blubno. i refuse to let you do this. it might work but- no.A3 = Bodyslam
I take random's stand and make them bodyslam the shrad. I mean shard.
Orders:
Tom Sawyer has run out of things to say! Or have they?
Because they are competent! And being competent means being prepared!
And being prepared means always having things to say!
But sometimes, it's better not to say anything!
In this case, Tom Sawyer says nothing, causing the Godmother to wonder... why hasn't Tom Sawyer ever said anything since the first time and second times they've appeared?
OH NO! A FIST IS ROCKETING AT THEM WHILE THEY'RE WONDERING! OH NO!
The DEPSF tries to start a conversation with one of the grey, ghostly beings!
Hopefully one who's finished their stuff/reading and are looking for something else to do!
They try to work up to asking about why almost the entire mansion has no colors!
The Health Altar upgrades their Cleric-Summons again! More letters!
And the Clerics flip their heal to damage the blood runes! If they can't, they instead heal ecneserP ehT.
The Shenanigan equips the umbrella. :D
The Merchanigan exists. This causes advertisement.
Teh Dhenanigan decres thet armistece necotiations stert.
I borrow Random's gatherer to gather presents. You know what, I think I'll keep it.
Random isn't going to be gathering anything anytime soon.
I atk, no def the blood runes. THE BLOOD RUNES
13.59/30 Dragon Mecha (Cycling, Awakening™, and Multitasking) hopefully we can finish this someday
there should be a ctg wiki
I eat the godmodder
Producing more robots
Upgrading advance robot production
the biggest screwup since the screw was invented
(Are Soulfire Matterweave and the other items supposed to still be in my inventory? Because I used them to create the Hellhound.)
Action 1 +
: My stand punches the Tarrasque's teeth, the sharp parts specifically.
Actions 2 and 3: charge
Entity Orders:
The Hellhound attacks Healer Cat.
Endless Calamity: 72.34/100
(No CTG2 this turn, I was both sick and preoccupied.)
Action 1: I force Lucifer to eat a large donut that has so much tooth rotting, skin issue causing and heart disease inducing sugar jam packed into its flour.
Action 2: I shove Casu Marzu into Lucifers mouth.
Action 3: I cram a century egg covered in fentanyl into Lucifers throat.
cover ecneserP ehT, taking sound and motion from it.
Acting quickly,
-[H] nothing 38hp 9a
[AG- Shard III]
Hmm... so the Godmodder's stand can summon iconic entities?
All Actions +
: I have an idea that may or may not be completely catastrophic.
has only 60 HP left. I alone could kill it with my stand.
But I give it a choice: It can either join the OG side or die, and we all know how much it hates dying.
If it refuses I attack with my stand.
Entity Orders:
The Hellhound attacks the Stormy Cat.
Endless Calamity: 72.34/100
CTG2 Action:
Replying to Simuob:
You switch the places of SHENANIGANIZER MACFISTYPUNCH's last health point and a fake 1 HP u maed ffrom aal th redf lones.
Replying to ORIGIN:
You poison the Godmother's blood supply with mimics... kidneys... mimic kidneys... Whatever, you deal 120,000 damage!
Replying to ManiacSaoR:
Oh no! An error! In my perfect forum-game-within-a-forum-game?! Not on my watch! I destroy the error, dealing 10,000 damage to the Godmother in the process. I guess she was in the way or something.
Replying to Clown:
You steal the Tommy Gunmodder! Gasp! Who would've thought!
Replying to Tom Sawyer:
The Godmother doesn't wonder why Tom Sawyer isn't saying anything, because Tom Sawyer is a bunch of sentient saws lacking in any kind of mouth, but she still gets hit by the Rocket Fist, because she can't really dodge attacks! 100,000 damage!
Replying to PrinceOfCharge:
Wait, so, does SHENANIGANIZER MACFISTYPUNCH or the throne fire the missiles? Erm... whatever, 100,000 damage to the Godmother!
The Clownmodder deals 10,000 damage to THE GODMOTHER.
The CTG Players turn SHENANIGANIZER MACFISTYPUNCH's head into a fractal and headbutt the Godmother again, dealing 100,000 damage!
THE GODMOTHER has negative HP, so she's dead! You win! Good job! ...Right?
THE GODMOTHER uses her action to eat the Thymemodder! But this time, instead of creating another godmodder, she absorbs the Waluigi Thyme, turning into THE THYMEMOTHER. The fabric of space, time, and CTG2 as a whole shakes and tears as THE THYMEMOTHER prepares to unleash an omnidirectional wave that will destroy everything on the Battlefield except herself, including the players and SHENANIGANIZER MACFISTYPUNCH!
Also, she has 1 HP.
WAAAHAHA! WALUIGI HAS BEEN FREED! WALUIGI WILL NOW... DO... OKAY, WALUIGI'S WAAAGNIFICENT BRAIN HAS TEMPORARILY RUN OUT OF STRATEGIES! BUT THE LUIGIS CAN PROBABLY STILL HADLE THIS, RIGHT?
[OG] SHENANIGANIZER MACFISTYPUNCH: 1 HP, Runs on shenanigans (and punches too I guess), Immune to godmodders, Head: CTG Players, Right Arm: Tom Sawyer, Clown: Clown, Torso, Left Arm and Legs are vacant
[OG] Kidney-Tron Mechs: 40,000 HP, immune to godmodders
[OG] Foundation of Suffering: HAS HEALTHS!!!11!111!!@!!x2
[WAH] WALUIGI: WAAAAA HP, THE WAAAHPSOLUTE CHAMPION OF PARADOX SPORTS, trapped in an endless sports match!
[C] The Clownmodder: 10/10 HP, Fire Shield: blocks attacks, Weapon: Clown Knives, 2 Chicanery, 0/5 godmodders held off
[PG] Other Clownmodder: 4/5 HP
[GIoPC] Ghost Beehive Mech: 100,000 HP, Haunt!A
[TM] THE THYMEMOTHER: 1 HP, PREPARING AN ANTI-EVERYTHING WAVE
A1: I use a clentaminator to change the biome of the Infinite's territory to something more normal and flammable.
A2: Then I set that territory on fire (OR ON MORE FIRE THAT WORKS TOO) so it's a flaming fortress to properly fit the mood.
A3: I upgrade some MOTHS into SPACE MOTHS which makes them better at SPACE NAVIGATION and HAVING THRUSTERS and LIFE SUPPORT so they can probably go faster at the Entity Moving Mission or the going into space part.
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ENTITIES CONTINUE THE GOALS OR ACT AT DISCRETION NEDBEN IS VERY DISTRACTED TODAY.
I’m going to use my action to kill the Godmodder. You don’t need specific details on how I do it, but I kill the Godmodder.
MY INFO
A1 + Dragon Talons + 「Looming Anathema」= POISON
「Looming Anathema」stabs into the Maniac.
Surprisingly, the Maniac feels no pain.
You see, the vine is so sharp that it just slices in like butter, missing all the pain receptors.
In fact, the vine is so sharp that it doesn't even do any damage. Except for poison, of course.
Oh yeah, did I not mention that? The vine is incredibly poisonous.
First you fall into a deep sleep, then you die painlessly and get to go to the afterlife of your choice...
not a bad way to go, if you had to. Course, I'd be sacrificing you to my stand (probs wouldn't work but... worth a shot.)
Oh yeah, and stealing your mech suit-
*cough cough cough* did i say something?
A2 = SHEEEEED
My scales shift... and fold into themselves. They become nothing. And suddenly, they materialize around the Mega-Night Dragon.
Huh?
A3 = CHURGUH (14.59/30 Dragon Mecha (Cycling, Awakening™, and Multitasking))
If the rite of awakening has not been performed yet, get moon rocks with summoning and perform it after suitable advertisement (like, a band performance but with a hatching instead).
Anyways, also I do some stuff which involves installing a Skynet installer.
Orders:
Tom Sawyer has run out of things to say! Or have they?
Because they are competent! And being competent means being prepared!
And being prepared means always having things to say!
But sometimes, it's better not to say anything!
In this case, Tom Sawyer says nothing, causing the Godmother to wonder... why hasn't Tom Sawyer ever said anything since the first time and second times they've appeared?
OH NO! A FIST IS ROCKETING AT THEM WHILE THEY'RE WONDERING! OH NO!
The DEPSF continues their conversation, asking about Death!
The Health Altar upgrades the quality of their Clerics!
And the Clerics heal the Castle and the Health Altar!
The Shenanigan is dead. That is funeral worthy. In their will, they leave all their stuff to the Mega-Night Dragon.
Teh Dhenanigan decres thet waethar mechine be mede. Alsew, paece.
Open presents? Also I gather evidence on whoever murdered the Gingerbread man, if opening presents is a free action.
AAAAND I blow into the Tarrasque, sucking out all of the warmth, and freezing it. This frost will get progressively worse.
there should be a ctg wiki
[note: if THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW is either dead or converted before this attack procs, ecnerserP ehT instead uses its actions to heal itself.]
17 - munch munch madness like a frozen pudding pop
ecneserP ehT attacks
, or if it is either dead or converted to the OG/A team(s) it instead attacks the Blood Runes, if they haven't activated. If they do, IT MUTILATES THE STORM CAT UNTIL IT STOPS REFORMING. It regenerates. If it has spare actions, it attempts to purge some of its statuses.
The Slow March Toward An Inevitable Demise: 196/999
3 and 3: Wait, 3 couldn’t have gone insane and become [H], it was already insane, and in fact went insane on purpose! So 3 didn’t go insane not on purpose! In fact, 3 convinces all the other castle entities to go insane on purpose too, making them [GIO-PC] instead of [H]! Nedben now gains 3 back after I borrowed it (I’m sure it’s what he would have wanted) and is also allowed to take control over any or all of the new members of the going insane on-purpose club at discretion.
With my last action, I focus the fading power of my stand on the godmodder, and link them to part of its health bar. They both disappear together, leaving the godmodder slightly lower in hp.
The throne makes a shield around SHENANIGANIZER MACFISTYPUNCH to protect it from damage.
Ganlidore casts mage armor on himself, and returns to the castle with the gingerbread wife if it’s safe.
Out of the castle portal walks a knight, seeing if it’s safe.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
Action 1: I make a brand new coat out of dirt and maggots.
Action 2: I absorb the corpse of a cat into my cancerous flesh.
Action 3: Chorging
Iconic doesn't seem to be exactly the right word, and of course the Godmodder's stand may have other abilities, but yes.
ponders your... 'offer'. It doesn't want to die, after all. And if it refuses, it'll die.
remembers something, a resolution it made a long time ago. If it really has to die now, if there is no escape... then it will do its utmost best to make sure ecneserP ehT lands the final blow.
refuses your offer, and immediately flaps its wing, droplets of MINUS striking your Stand in its
Realising that it's going to die either way,
ManiacAlastR:
[clown]:
Stand-based punches later,
You attack, kill, and assimilate all of the Cultist Cats and Pathetic Cats (gaining 164 HP and 4 attack) as well as dealing 8 damage to (and hence killing)
. The Godmodder and Mountainmodder both take 2 Damage from its demise, but I imagine you're rather more interested in how ecneserP ehT as such Assimilates it, gaining 582 HP, 4 actions, 10 Ice Cream generation, 3 DR, and 3
0/2832 HP, 4 DR, 55
Regeneration. 13 Pudding (+13/R), 0 Life Force(absorbs 50% of fallen Ally health), 0 MINUS(+5/kill). 0 MINUS(+5/kill). 6.58 Actions, Cat-aclysmic Overwrite. Crown: Summon 3 Pathetic Cats/turn. Shenanigans Weakness!
-[H] nothing 38hp 9a
[AG- Shard III]
A1: I build amogus-appropriate housing for the Amoguses to join up and let them in. Moon society continues!
A2: With the power of pulleys, that anti-entropy mending thing crafts-ready Solars can do, and miscellaneous moving-about, I assist with the moving-to-the-moon situation and getting various entities places!
A3: I throw a Pokeball and try to catch the Godmodder with it!
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Entities continue the various moving operations or act at discretion. There's probably lots of lunar territory to re-fortify and otherwise organize now that we've moved a lot of people in and have very different battlefronts.
A0 (not an action) + weak pageclaim + weak postclaim = It's time.
Hey, Night, do you want to do this? I'm not that good at speeches...
...
Sure, why not?
Night, or rather the Moonnight Dragon flies up to a cliff with Random.
"Everyone."
"We've done about 66 damage to the Godmodder so far."
"So far being almost 200 pages."
"Anyways, something has to change."
"And if there's anything I've learned from this, it's to be the change you see in the world."
"But it's not enough to do that. You have to make everyone else change, too."
"And right now, there just isn't any reason to change."
"So we're making one."
"Whoever deals the most amount of damage to the Godmodder in the next few rounds..."
"Let's just say they'll get a very valuable ally."
Alright, now back to Random and your regularly scheduled actions.
Thanks! You're welcome! Anyways, there are a few things about this:
1. The 'few rounds' will not end until I've decided they've ended.
2. They also will not end until at least three people have more than 3 damage (from this point on) on the Godmodder.
3. The Mountainmodder, the Godmodder, me, the three previously listed people's stands, and all entities (barring entities that take the place of a player, like ecneserP ehT) are not allowed in this
plandealcontest.4. The Godmodder, and not the Mountainmodder. If the Godmodder changes names I'll deal with that later.
I'll add rules as necessary.
A1 + 「Looming Anathema」 = Now, let's kick things off.
I have to think of something. Something creative. But what is creativity, really? Is it long posting? No. That is a different sort of creativity, . I need to do something new. Something original.
I stab the Godmodder with a fork five times.
I then proceed to counter every counter the Godmodder could make, as
listedhodgepodge-of-nested-spoiler-ed in this handylisthodgepodge of nested spoiler:If the Godmodder dodges (by moving themselves out of the way)
I summon Zeno, who states that “Dodging is impossible, because to dodge first you must dodge half the distance, but to do that you must first dodge a quarter of the distance, and so on and so forth until you haven’t dodged at all.”
If the Godmodder somehow disproves Zeno (using, say, physics)
I summon…. DTG-Aristotle who states that “A being of such great defensive power must have a proportional amount of matter in order to sustain their defenses. And since the Godmodder has nigh-infinite defense, they must also be nigh-infinitely slowed.”
If the Godmodder somehow disproves Splashcat (using, say, magic)
I summon………….. Splashcat, I guess, who paraphrases that “Imagine that everyone had a box, and that everyone looks inside only their own, and calls whatever’s inside it a ‘beetle’. But everyone could have something entirely different in each box and never know it. - Wittgenstein?? So, when you (or the narrative/update terminal) declare that you’ve ‘dodged’ Random’s attack which heavily paraphrases this part from one of mine, we have no way of knowing what you/narrative/JOE actually mean. Perhaps the action that you/narrative/JOE refer to as dodging I or Random or Night would refer to as getting injured.”
If the Godmodder uses the power of YOU PLAGARISMED
I summon…………………. Linux, who states that “It’s perfectly legal in this time and age and day to quote (or paraphrase) a person’s reasoning. Just think of all the people who wouldn’t have made famous discoveries (or made basic logical deductions) without borrowing from their peers, or standing on the shoulders of giants.”
Ok, there’s absolutely NO WAY you manage to counter that somehow.
But if you do…
If the Godmodder SOMEHOW counters that:
I summon…..(a lot of dots)…. AMBUSH!Random, who stabs the Godmodder with a fork six times!
Go back to the start.
If the Godmodder tanks it using armor
I do it again, but this time with armor piercing forks.
Go back to the start.
If the Godmodder teleports away from the attack (therefore avoiding Zeno)
I summon (oh, not this again) Werner Heisenberg (wow you actually got the right person this time), who states that “Teleportation is rearranging all of your molecules to that they are in a different location. But in order to do that you must first get both the position and speed of every particle in your body, which is not just hard, but impossible due to the Me Uncertainty Principle.”
If the Godmodder counters with magic:
I summon Arthur C. Clarke, who states that “Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Therefore, you could be using technology to teleport. But technology and magic are both bound by physics- what’s that you say? Physics doesn't apply here? Well surely energy applies here! It takes a really big amount of energy to teleport, and you only have so much, seeing as countering some big attacks can leave you unable to counter others.”
If the Godmodder damages me somehow before I attack
I block with my fork.
If the Godmodder damages with such force that the fork breaks
It was a decoy fork! And a decoy me!
And then I come from the back!
Go back to the start.
If the Godmodder realizes this attack is not creative and therefore not effective
I point out this very piece of flavor text!
Take that!
A2 + A3 = CHUG CHUG CHUG (16.59/30 Dragon Mecha (Cycling, Awakening™, and Multitasking))
chargequests?
where did they go?
Orders:
Tom Sawyer realizes something: the Thymemother is on thyme!
And you know what Thyme's weakness is?
It has an extreme affinity to dry places!
Now that may not seem like a weakness, but... that means it has a weakness to water!
yeah sure lets go with that
anyways Tom Sawyer is very prepared
unlike meso they have some sticky water which they pour on themselvesthen they saw the Thymemother's Thyme clean off
now they aren't on thyme anymore
they're shorter, both by height and by characters
AAAANd if there's any more leftover thyme, or if the Thymemother/-mother tries to pick it back up,
The sticky water just
chokesdrowns the thyme.ANYWAYS
The DEPSF specifies the being named death, although the process of death would also be pretty helpful
And the Health Altar upgrades the healing capacity of the Clerics they make.
The Cleric HYPE UP! And PYCHE UP! And 1-UP- no actually they 10.08-UP the Health Altar!
If it gets healed to full they just heal the Hellhound/Castle.
The Moonnight Dragon aims at 'the' Maniac! Or 'a' Maniac! Or just Maniac.
And instead of firing, they just inhale! And pull Maniac downwards!
Downwards... AND OUT OF THE MECH SUIT!
Then Night STRIKES! (with their actions)
also they try to steal the leftovers
Oh yeah. I also decide to hold funerals for EVERY SINGLE CLERIC that died in the service of the Health Altar.
Rest in peace, Clerics. And the Shenanigan/Merchnanigan. And Sword Guy. And the Sub. And the S-Tank. And the Mathematicians. And the Crocodile.
You know what, maybe I should just build a graveyard
ANYWAYS
putting that on the list of things to do later
w- random why are you here
because that bit of text fits my personality traits more than it fits yours
o-ok. anyways
Teh dhenanigan delcares thet conquast strops conquast flemneght territoreh.
alsew produtivity moar trops nad citezens.
anyways
that's the end of the turn.
now i'll go to sleep until the next update
there should be a ctg wiki
17 - ecneserP ehT clears itself of as much Decaying as it possibly can by showering the arena with loose pieces of itself.
3 - and then it's gone. Simply vanished.
But it's not gone. It has disappeared into a liminal space, patiently purging itself of remaining status effects and searching for other non-entities to feed into itself.
The Slow March Toward An Inevitable Demise: 196/999
ecneserP ehT regenerates. It uses Summon Shaping to summon a Seizure Golem.