This update was marked as Spam originally, until I converted the battlefield listing into an image. This is not a particularly feasible approach longterm, since now I cannot edit it as text; and the restrictiveness of the automatic spam filter has been increasing for nearly five years now. I'll probably continue the game on some other forum that doesn't have this one increasingly problematic, well, problem. Once I decide which other forum that is, I'll post the link, or maaaaybe edit it into here.
I'm open to suggestions on which forum to continue on; desireable features would be an active, and reasonably-thematically-resonant, forum, HTML post code like DnD beyond has, and of course, not having an automatic and faulty spam filter. Currently, I don't know of one which meets all of the above; in the absence of good suggestions or future ideas, I'll likely select Spacebattles. Posts in this thread will also continue to be counted in updates for 3 updates after the game moves to wherever.
A1: I U.N. Owen Was Her the anti-NDBN cannon with jeweled wing spikes, hooking it onto the Numidium exterior plate thingies and facing them away! This points the cannons at something else.
A2: I throw a Pokeball at Deoxys! However, it's already full of rice balls and rigged to release so when Deoxys gets hit by it they get covered in rice.
A3: I combo from Spear of Justice into Faith is for the Transient People, the day the sea split...into spears! Some of the Waves and all that sunlight become the Spearwave Seas! This floods the main battlefield. But like, with whatever the waves are made of and probably water or something. That probably makes it easier for them to be in proximity to things or get hit by large incoming events, as they kind of already are with the 45 entity thing. A sea with 45 sectors? Sure.
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Entities act at discretion but uhhhh try not to get stepped on by the giant robot. We should probably figure out somewhere to put that.
Action 1: Nearly every live action Batman actor got about decently ripped for the role, so I eat steroids to get properly buff.
Action 2: I finally start to think on what to do with the Goddamned Bat and the Goddamned Cat. I know stuff about Batman but I don't know enough about Batman to properly make a realistic Batman suit. I decide to do to the Goddamned Bat like how I did to the Cancer Cat, which is use it as a suit but not before concussing it with pepper spray.
Action 3: I wear a scarf to imitate the Batman cape. I still don't know what to do with the Goddamned Cat.
Hmmm. I was planning to get a Spacebattles account in like, four months or so, this just speeds up the timeline a bit.
Itinerary!
[OG] Disable the weather!
[OG] Get rid of the Mountainmodder!
[AG] Uh oh, friendly fire!
[AG] Hulk up!
[GloPC] Manipulate the Automatic Dueling Sim's decisions!
[GloPC] Explore the Lobotomy well!
[A] Weather effects really suck.
[A] DIE, CURSES!
A1 + A2 + A3 + Some Sunlight and some Goodness = Cleanse. I turn to the Curse Conglomeration. Hi there. You've been very, very troublesome for me and my entities, and also lots of other entities. First things first: CLEANSE! I cleanse the Curse Conglomeration, with old-fashioned soap and water and Windex. I then take out the protective ward: A hospital ward which has magical holy powers. I then stick the Curse Conglomeration inside, which will probably be bad for it. Next things next, I put gags on it, preventing it from Cursing. Finally, I send it to Ohio. Since the Godmodder was there, and I modded them out of existence, there must be God there. Therefore: church. The Curse Conglomeration is about to curse, when suddenly, tons of bishops come rushing out! BAM!
3.3 CP = 3.3 CP
Orders The Dragon Mecha strikes again! They then throw a Great Ball (crafted with shaping) at Deoxys! Since Deoxys is probably below 1/2 HP, this guarantees capture! They then patch themselves up with a little blood-turned-electromagic. The GNEs use GET META-ORDERED!, which lets them give a five-second TED Talk to do what you did last time and bang a wrench on the StandRC with one of the shattered fragments, respectively. Sneloiv checks what they did last round. The documentation is gone, so they consult customer support and come up with "GRAB BIGGER ON THE INSIDE" and send Productivity Troops to go do that, and Conquest Troops to conquer the space the Anti-NDBN Cannon is on (accidentally firing it too, I suppose), and trying to conquer the two set Kaibacards, with the Siege Counters buffing, and then finally sniping fortifications with explosion tags and conquesting those too.
ON THE GROUND
CoH collectively heals ePT. They aren't looking that good. The Health Altar gives themselves the 1-use ability REMOVE RADIATION AND METEOR and they use it on themselves and ePT. I, Moonnight, use my actions and flight to fly R1, KG3, and the remains of KL5 up to the moon, whereupon I accept the Oracle LMG-I and ask them if it'll be better as a Night Machine Gun, and if so use my Nightbreath to do so. If possible, I shoot the various weather entities on the way up, most including the Curse Conglomeration. The DEPSF decides to ask the Elementals about Vancian magic or perhaps study them for traces of Elemental magic.
I am going to catch a pokemon by teleporting to somewhere they’re native to.
All 3 actions go into that.
The knight escapes the obstacle course!
Something tries to retranslate snow a bunch of times to turn the curse of being buried in snow to the curse of being buried in something that doesn’t impede the bats as much.
The bats try to clear the snow.
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Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Well, if there’s no world where pokemon are native… I go somewhere where they are an invasive species with all 3 actions!
The knight attacks the bloodwraith.
The bats try to clear snow, which is no longer pointless.
Something looks for entities that both are hostile and have bones. Unfortunately, most such entities are in space and out of reach. So Something attacks the swordsman, and also laughs.
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Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
With the rest (cut off at this point due to the animation of the Dark Furby) below. This is not a new update to the game! The game is currently running on Spacebattles. But since I did not have any other posts on Page 120, I cannot reinsert this update in its original location. 40/40 HP (normal), 5 Dark Corruptor!A. Embroiled in Darkness which defies Induction (??% Cspint, Ruinous Drive.). Lesser Dark Instant Elemental 9 HP, +1 HP/R Anti-Hungry Visitor Wall, 40/40 HP, will only work on Hungry Visitor (this includes his Srovy-powered actions!) [A-MemerAsriel] Yoga Fitness Studio Of Eternal Peace 10/20 HP Readatorium 10/10 HP. [AG-LeviRocks] Undead Wyvern knight army 10 HP, 3A, Horde. [AG] Warriors Of Carnage 15x2 HP, 5x2A Pinnacle Infernal Spirit 27/30 HP, 2d2x3A, 40% dodge. Tetrahedral one 27x4 HP. 3-Dimensional. side polished to a mirrors shine (9 Healing). Side covered in black paint (9A). side covered in blood(27C). side made of glass (nothing or anything.). Corrupted Rocker Furby 297/20 HP, Bloodcurdling Roar in 2! Rock Out!A, Rock Electric Guitar Stage, 30 Rocks (guarding Rocker Furby!) [WAAAAAAAAA]WALUIGI HAS LEFT THIS LOCATION WITH ALL OF ITS... LUIGIS. IT IS TIME. WALUIGI THYME. AND WALUIGI THYME WAITS FOR GNOME ANN! [Pyramidial] Pyramid Scheme Manifestation, BILL CIPHER. 133/∞ Salt. ? Tenets. knowledge of Lots Of Things. Deal with the devil. 2 Dimensional. Affiliated with HungryVisitor, TGreatOne, ?????????, /\, child salamanders, and all past and future members of the Scheme. Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions! Salt Servants 30x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 0/18 shield. Lesser Salt Elementals 9x6 Salt. +1S/R [GM] Godmodder: 268 /300 HP has rock snake (corpse?). 1/4 I'll decide on this later. Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 73% skill. Owns a Unique'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 149 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose & choclats, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. Mentionable Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . Chimeric Claws. Pendant of Gaston (2?? /4 dozen eggladbargelarges) OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.) Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.). SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). <Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!> BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby! The- Purity embodied. (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) The Great One: Minor Wounds. LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Explicitly [A]! LeviRocks: alive. treated as a completely separate being from before death. Qwerty : Minor wounds! Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!) Gandalf: weird mushroom.
3 updates formerly on Page 154 have been Marked as Spam, these being the first two (posts 3092 and 3096), and the last (post 3107), due to the same faulty system. Thus, they are here.
A1: Glaring daggers at your enemies is overdone, so I glare lens flare at the Godmodder instead. They are beset by shiny. The resulting lighting is overly bright and distracting, but transient.
A2: Seeing the wide variety of injuries on display, this wartime economy could really use better medical healthcare. I set up an infirmary in the Which House because we probably need somewhere to treat our allies.
A3: Using the powers of rapid wood-aspect reconstruction, I acquire healing herbs and make a poultice for the F, applying it because that sounds like something healing-y I can do.
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The F uses its regular action to further recover from explosion trauma by stabilizing and resupplying the ice making up its primary Assumption.
Shapingwise, it spins the tale of a space for recovery where principles tend toward reconstruction and maintenance, improving the effectiveness of the infirmary for this round because it really does need to focus on healing. The F also reveals the ads were for... this house! It's for the cult apparently.
The evil terrorist farmers man the farming operation, which is mostly sorting the food and potion supplies and tending the omni plants.
The evil ghosts annoy Sovereign nglish because why not I guess.
You lens flare at the Godmodder, reducing their accuracy this round by 20%! You then set up an infirmary. The Which House can now heal 1 entity within it for 5 HP per round! Thirdly and lastly, you heal The F for 30 HP, consuming 3 potion supply in the process!
4.1 (+1 Mana) - Leader notices Mister Mistoffelees is in danger! This simply won't do, so Leader and Sky High use Sky High's Mana to conjure up a Magical Medkit, which they smash over Mister Mistoffelees's head. Now, if you smashed a regular medkit over a regular cat's head, it would hurt. But this is a Magical Medkit and a Magical Cat. So instead it heals. A lot.
3 - Want to do something right? ....Gotta do it yourself.
I temporarily borrow T's action power, which is really just mine. Suddenly, my massive hand reaches through the Fourth Wall and squeezes... a certain lawyer... to death!
Remaining actions used to charge.
Leader and Sky High regenerate. Leader and Sky High attack the lawyer who shall remain nameless, unless he's already dead. In that case they do not attack at all.
Leader and Sky High heal Mister Mistoffelees for 119 HP! You then elect to act directly without the bounds of character, reaching through the fourth wall! as it turns out, the fourth wall is on the floor at the moment, so you end up having to reach up a good ways and swat some branches aside(40 damage to A Really Big Tree); nonetheless, you inflict Mortal Wounds on John Phoenix! Being mortally wounded, his action power is now far too low to heal himself, or be more than a nuisance; he is also Vexed, which is largely irrelevant. Lastly, he will die on his own in one round if not healed externally. You charge!
A1: I pick up some more rocks, focusing on those shiny crystals........
...why do I want these...?
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...
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FLASHBACK NEO CARAMELISEATTLE
The streets bustle with people. It is a lovely day, and your name is KEANE MCZUPP. As you walk peacefully down the NEO CARAMELISEATTLE STREET, something catches your eye in a shop window... a DELICIOUS CARAMEL APPLE.
You salivate over the CARAMEL APPLE for several minutes, before checking the price-tag...
KEANE MCZUPP: ONE TRILLION ECONOMY???????
This will not STAND! You call up your FLOATSHIP, hop in, and BLAST OFF to another planet to gather the currency you need for that DELICIOUS CARAMEL APPLE, one step at a time!
END FLASHBACK
A2: I build more microgames, this time including one where you break a window and steal a candy apple, and another one where you sell John Phoenix faulty mercenaries and John Phoenix Healing John Phoenix John Phoenix John Phoenix-. (3.3/?)
1: Sky High gives Leader the Fail Safe - he probably needs it more.
9.2 - Charge! The Hour of Reckoning will soon be upon us. Will you stand and fight, Donald? Or be consumed like the rest of us?
Entity: All entities regenerate. No entities attack. Sky High and Mister Mistoffelees combine stage magic with real magic to attempt to distract Von Karma from attacking them.
Ordersoh hey, hidden text. who's this donald you speak of?made!
Post 3132 is something of an exception here. Rather than being marked as spam for having its image hosts switched, it was marked as Spam nearly two years ago, presumably for daring to quote someone who quoted a statblock. Although an attempt was made to appeal this, no response came over the subsequent two years.
An image of it may be viewed in this spoiler.
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This update was marked as Spam originally, until I converted the battlefield listing into an image. This is not a particularly feasible approach longterm, since now I cannot edit it as text; and the restrictiveness of the automatic spam filter has been increasing for nearly five years now. I'll probably continue the game on some other forum that doesn't have this one increasingly problematic, well, problem. Once I decide which other forum that is, I'll post the link, or maaaaybe edit it into here.
I'm open to suggestions on which forum to continue on; desireable features would be an active, and reasonably-thematically-resonant, forum, HTML post code like DnD beyond has, and of course, not having an automatic and faulty spam filter. Currently, I don't know of one which meets all of the above; in the absence of good suggestions or future ideas, I'll likely select Spacebattles.
Posts in this thread will also continue to be counted in updates for 3 updates after the game moves to wherever.
Action 1-3: Charge (expect this for the next few turns.)
(also I can probably stay in the game upon the forum move if it's spacebattles that we move to.)
A1: I U.N. Owen Was Her the anti-NDBN cannon with jeweled wing spikes, hooking it onto the Numidium exterior plate thingies and facing them away! This points the cannons at something else.
A2: I throw a Pokeball at Deoxys! However, it's already full of rice balls and rigged to release so when Deoxys gets hit by it they get covered in rice.
A3: I combo from Spear of Justice into Faith is for the Transient People, the day the sea split...into spears! Some of the Waves and all that sunlight become the Spearwave Seas! This floods the main battlefield. But like, with whatever the waves are made of and probably water or something. That probably makes it easier for them to be in proximity to things or get hit by large incoming events, as they kind of already are with the 45 entity thing. A sea with 45 sectors? Sure.
-
Entities act at discretion but uhhhh try not to get stepped on by the giant robot. We should probably figure out somewhere to put that.
Action 1: Nearly every live action Batman actor got about decently ripped for the role, so I eat steroids to get properly buff.
Action 2: I finally start to think on what to do with the Goddamned Bat and the Goddamned Cat. I know stuff about Batman but I don't know enough about Batman to properly make a realistic Batman suit. I decide to do to the Goddamned Bat like how I did to the Cancer Cat, which is use it as a suit but not before concussing it with pepper spray.
Action 3: I wear a scarf to imitate the Batman cape. I still don't know what to do with the Goddamned Cat.
Hmmm. I was planning to get a Spacebattles account in like, four months or so, this just speeds up the timeline a bit.
A1 + A2 + A3 + Some Sunlight and some Goodness = Cleanse.
I turn to the Curse Conglomeration.
Hi there.
You've been very, very troublesome for me and my entities, and also lots of other entities.
First things first: CLEANSE! I cleanse the Curse Conglomeration, with old-fashioned soap and water and Windex.
I then take out the protective ward: A hospital ward which has magical holy powers.
I then stick the Curse Conglomeration inside, which will probably be bad for it.
Next things next, I put gags on it, preventing it from Cursing.
Finally, I send it to Ohio. Since the Godmodder was there, and I modded them out of existence, there must be God there.
Therefore: church. The Curse Conglomeration is about to curse, when suddenly, tons of bishops come rushing out! BAM!
3.3 CP = 3.3 CP
Orders
The Dragon Mecha strikes again!
They then throw a Great Ball (crafted with shaping) at Deoxys!
Since Deoxys is probably below 1/2 HP, this guarantees capture!
They then patch themselves up with a little blood-turned-electromagic.
The GNEs use GET META-ORDERED!, which lets them give a five-second TED Talk to do what you did last time and bang a wrench on the StandRC with one of the shattered fragments, respectively.
Sneloiv checks what they did last round. The documentation is gone, so they consult customer support and come up with "GRAB BIGGER ON THE INSIDE" and send Productivity Troops to go do that, and Conquest Troops to conquer the space the Anti-NDBN Cannon is on (accidentally firing it too, I suppose), and trying to conquer the two set Kaibacards, with the Siege Counters buffing, and then finally sniping fortifications with explosion tags and conquesting those too.
ON THE GROUND
CoH collectively heals ePT. They aren't looking that good.
The Health Altar gives themselves the 1-use ability REMOVE RADIATION AND METEOR and they use it on themselves and ePT.
I, Moonnight, use my actions and flight to fly R1, KG3, and the remains of KL5 up to the moon, whereupon I accept the Oracle LMG-I and ask them if it'll be better as a Night Machine Gun, and if so use my Nightbreath to do so.
If possible, I shoot the various weather entities on the way up, most including the Curse Conglomeration.
The DEPSF decides to ask the Elementals about Vancian magic or perhaps study them for traces of Elemental magic.
there should be a ctg wiki
All Actions: I charge.
Entity Orders:
Jiox Nyzin builds up speed.
Walter White takes some more Unattended Snow.
I am going to catch a pokemon by teleporting to somewhere they’re native to.
All 3 actions go into that.
The knight escapes the obstacle course!
Something tries to retranslate snow a bunch of times to turn the curse of being buried in snow to the curse of being buried in something that doesn’t impede the bats as much.
The bats try to clear the snow.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
The Slow March Toward An Inevitable Demise: 295/999 (+20)
ecneserP ehT regenerates and attacks the Steamed Hams. The members of the Cult of Healing, if not otherwise ordered, heal ecneserP ehT.
The new CTG thread is at https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/confront-the-godmodder.1086570/. As previously stated, posts in this thread will continue to be included in the updates for the next 3 updates- those being, to be clear, the updates on April 22, 26, and 30.
Well, if there’s no world where pokemon are native… I go somewhere where they are an invasive species with all 3 actions!
The knight attacks the bloodwraith.
The bats try to clear snow, which is no longer pointless.
Something looks for entities that both are hostile and have bones. Unfortunately, most such entities are in space and out of reach. So Something attacks the swordsman, and also laughs.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
For convenience, I'm going to be posting screenshots of the Spacebattles update in here.
The Cut-off text says, Kyle steals the Blue Eyes White Dragon.
And the Moonnight Dragon is on the Moon.
For better quality, go here: https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/confront-the-godmodder.1086570/post-91951377
Megamaths: Exodevtis Blade (+15 attack, Vampiric, Scans Hit Foes, Mysterious. Fragment(Player only).),75
.
. King_Fuffy Disguise. Box of Super Cancer(applies -120 regen for 5, EZdispel.), NDBN excellency, Pain Box, Baguette Of Suffering (+20A, 25% Chaoscrit chance, 100 Durability), Pain de Fenêtre.
Nedben: Lucent Grace(5/5 Uses. Fragment(Player only).) has a Solar-Powered Telephonesis Phone, 1 bunch of Iceberries, 3 Firmament, Firmament Armor (37 HP, 4DR). 54HP10DR shield: Mental Influence Negation(can ignore insanity & Alignment)! IS DRUGS. Drug Meter: 9.9/∞. Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! 9 Soul Points. Decay Spike(adds Decaying 8 to an attack.) 106
Gravedigent: Light Wounds. Firmaroot Armor (122 HP 10 DR, +5 DR(earth),+1 Atk.), Bass-Boosted Jetpack(+Move), Flying Supersoaker Turret(35 Water damage.). Destroyer. 1 Money.
Random_Person123: 「Looming Anathema」 10 Soul Points. 0.3 Coolness. Soul Fragment in a Grey Place. 'Fortune: Mech Burns Sneilov Countryside, 0.3'. Gatherer(+1 Resources Gathered, held by Night), Stand Arrow Vacuum (Slightly improves Stand Arrow gathering.). Pudding Pop (MINUS powers. Fragment(Player only).). Dragon Priest Mask (Free Prayer once in five updates.) Godmother Fragment in CTG2, probably.
KingOfCharge:「Final Exaltation」. Jar Of Lightning, Bootleg Godmodder Fragment.
EmbodimentOfIkea: Incredibly Dangerous Poison Buff. Thyme Poison (also a buff). Autocanibalism (a buff.). Buff(a buff.) Festering Ordnance(+24 Attack, Festering. 40 Durability, Implanted.) Power Limiter XV. Inflammable. Venomous! Dead(a buff)! Radioactive8! Bootleg (buff). Gourmet. Delicious. Has a Magnetic* Mutant Multidemon Mass! Upgraded Radiance (120A, requires 3 actions to fire. A sttcpwaldqaabalaypiat and affront to god!). Perfect Vision! Mirrorsight! Demonic! Maggotcoat (20 HP), sordd and Goddamned Hat&Cat.
roboduckdragon: Has Tea.
there should be a ctg wiki
Alright, let's do this again!
I'll stop once posts from here aren't being accepted, which means two more screenshot updates.
Sky High: Exodevtis Blade (+15 attack, Vampiric, Scans Hit Foes, Mysterious. Fragment(Player only).),75
.
. King_Fuffy Disguise. Box of Super Cancer(applies -120 regen for 5, EZdispel.), NDBN excellency, Pain Box, Baguette Of Suffering (+20A, 25% Chaoscrit chance, 100 Durability), Pain de Fenêtre, Disen.
Nedben: Lucent Grace(5/5 Uses. Fragment(Player only).) has a Solar-Powered Telephonesis Phone, 1 bunch of Iceberries, 3 Firmament, Firmament Armor (37 HP, 4DR). 54HP10DR shield: Mental Influence Negation(can ignore insanity & Alignment)! IS DRUGS. Drug Meter: 9.9/∞. Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! 9 Soul Points. Decay Spike(adds Decaying 8 to an attack.) 106
Endboi: Light Wounds. Firmaroot Armor (122 HP 10 DR, +5 DR(earth),+1 Atk.), Bass-Boosted Jetpack(+Move), Flying Supersoaker Turret(35 Water damage.). Destroyer. 2 Money.
Random_Person123: 「Looming Anathema」 10 Soul Points. 0.3 Coolness. Soul Fragment in a Grey Place. 'Fortune: Mech Burns Sneilov Countryside, 0.3'. Gatherer(+1 Resources Gathered, held by Night), Stand Arrow Vacuum (Slightly improves Stand Arrow gathering.). Pudding Pop (MINUS powers. Fragment(Player only).). Dragon Priest Mask (Free Prayer once in five updates.) Godmother Fragment in CTG2, probably.
KingOfCharge:「Final Exaltation」. Jar Of Lightning, Bootleg Godmodder Fragment.
EmbodimentOfIkea: Incredibly Dangerous Poison Buff. Thyme Poison (also a buff). Autocanibalism (a buff.). Buff(a buff.) Festering Ordnance(+24 Attack, Festering. 40 Durability, Implanted.) Power Limiter XV. Inflammable. Venomous! Dead(a buff)! Radioactive8! Bootleg (buff). Gourmet. Delicious. Has a Magnetic* Mutant Multidemon Mass! Upgraded Radiance (120A, requires 3 actions to fire. A sttcpwaldqaabalaypiat and affront to god!). Perfect Vision! Mirrorsight! Sharpening! Intimidating! Demonic! Maggotcoat (20 HP), sordd and Goddamned Hat&Cat.
Razor: Emotional Support Energy Lily.
there should be a ctg wiki
And the second to last screenshot update thing
Sky High: Exodevtis Blade (+15 attack, Vampiric, Scans Hit Foes, Mysterious. Fragment(Player only).),75
.
. King_Fuffy Disguise. Box of Super Cancer(applies -120 regen for 5, EZdispel.), NDBN excellency, Spamwich(+99 HP), Baguette Of Suffering (+20A, 25% Chaoscrit chance, 100 Durability), Pain de Fenêtre, Disen.
Nedben: Lucent Grace(5/5 Uses. Fragment(Player only).) has a Solar-Powered Telephonesis Phone, 1 bunch of Iceberries, 3 Firmament, Firmament Armor (37 HP, 4DR). 54HP10DR shield: Mental Influence Negation(can ignore insanity & Alignment)! IS DRUGS. Drug Meter: 9.9/∞. Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! 9 Soul Points. Decay Spike(adds Decaying 8 to an attack.) 106
Endboi: Light Wounds. Firmaroot Armor (122 HP 10 DR, +5 DR(earth),+1 Atk.), Bass-Boosted Jetpack(+Move), Flying Supersoaker Turret(35 Water damage.). Destroyer. 14 Money. Addicted to eating Curses.
Random_Person123: 「Looming Anathema」 10 Soul Points. 0.3 Coolness. Soul Fragment in a Grey Place. 'Fortune: Mech Burns Sneilov Countryside, 0.3'. Gatherer(+1 Resources Gathered, held by Night), Stand Arrow Vacuum (Slightly improves Stand Arrow gathering.). Pudding Pop (MINUS powers. Fragment(Player only).). Dragon Priest Mask (Free Prayer once in five updates.) Godmother Fragment in CTG2, probably.
KingOfCharge:「Final Exaltation」. Jar Of Lightning, Bootleg Godmodder Fragment.
EmbodimentOfIkea: Incredibly Dangerous Poison Buff. Thyme Poison (also a buff). Autocanibalism (a buff.). Buff(a buff.) Festering Ordnance(+24 Attack, Festering. 40 Durability, Implanted.) Power Limiter XVI. Inflammable. Venomous! Dead(a buff)! Radioactive8! Bootleg (buff). Gourmet. Delicious. Has a Magnetic* Mutant Multidemon Mass! Upgraded Radiance (120A, requires 3 actions to fire. A sttcpwaldqaabalaypiat and affront to god!). Perfect Vision! Mirrorsight! Sharpening! Intimidating! Demonic! Batmaggotsuit (40 HP), Sigma Jacket (30 HP, Σ.), sordd and Goddamned Cat in Goddamned Hat.
Razor: Emotional Support Energy Lily.
there should be a ctg wiki
And the final screenshot update!
Sky High: Exodevtis Blade (+15 attack, Vampiric, Scans Hit Foes, Mysterious. Fragment(Player only).),75
.
. King_Fuffy Disguise. Box of Super Cancer(applies -120 regen for 5, EZdispel.), NDBN excellency, Spamwich(+99 HP), Baguette Of Suffering (+20A, 25% Chaoscrit chance, 100 Durability), Pain de Fenêtre, Disen, Bacon(+20HP), h.
Nedben: Lucent Grace(5/5 Uses. Fragment(Player only).) has a Solar-Powered Telephonesis Phone, 1 bunch of Iceberries, 3 Firmament, Firmament Armor (37 HP, 4DR). 54HP10DR shield: Mental Influence Negation(can ignore insanity & Alignment)! IS DRUGS. Drug Meter: 9.9/∞. Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! 9 Soul Points. Decay Spike(adds Decaying 8 to an attack.) 106
Endboi: Light Wounds. Firmaroot Armor (122 HP 10 DR, +5 DR(earth),+1 Atk.), Bass-Boosted Jetpack(+Move), Flying Supersoaker Turret(35 Water damage.). Destroyer. 24 Money. Addicted to eating Curses.
Random_Person123: 「Looming Anathema」 10 Soul Points. 0.3 Coolness. Soul Fragment in a Grey Place. 'Fortune: Mech Burns Sneilov Countryside, 0.3'. Gatherer(+1 Resources Gathered, held by Night), Stand Arrow Vacuum (Slightly improves Stand Arrow gathering.). Pudding Pop (MINUS powers. Fragment(Player only).). Dragon Priest Mask (Free Prayer once in five updates.) Godmother Fragment in CTG2, probably.
KingOfCharge: Jar Of Lightning, Bootleg Godmodder Fragment.
EmbodimentOfIkea: Incredibly Dangerous Poison Buff. Thyme Poison (also a buff). Autocanibalism (a buff.). Buff(a buff.) Festering Ordnance(+24 Attack, Festering. 40 Durability, Implanted.) Power Limiter XVI. Inflammable. Venomous! Dead(a buff)! Radioactive8! Bootleg (buff). Gourmet. Delicious. Has a Magnetic* Mutant Multidemon Mass! Upgraded Radiance (120A, requires 3 actions to fire. A sttcpwaldqaabalaypiat and affront to god!). Perfect Vision! Mirrorsight! Sharpening! Intimidating! Demonic! Batmaggotsuit (40 HP), Sigma Jacket (30 HP, Σ.), sordd and Goddamned Cat in Goddamned Hat.
Razor: Emotional Support Energy Lily. Sidequesting.
Cyberjello: an additional Seagull.
there should be a ctg wiki
Due to Discord's changes to image hosting, I've been going through the entire thread to replace all hosted images to google hosting.
Additionally, due to DnD Beyond's ridiculously bad Spam Filter, the update on page 120 has been marked as spam after the hosting shift.
As such, the bulk of that update can be found here:
A Google Drive Link To A PNG Of Most Of the page 120 Update (Which I can't make an image link here because Google Drive doesn't work like that for large images.)
With the rest (cut off at this point due to the animation of the Dark Furby) below.
40/40 HP (normal), 5 Dark Corruptor!A. Embroiled in Darkness which defies Induction (??% Cspint, Ruinous Drive.).
- Purity embodied.
This is not a new update to the game! The game is currently running on Spacebattles. But since I did not have any other posts on Page 120, I cannot reinsert this update in its original location.
Lesser Dark Instant Elemental 9 HP, +1 HP/R
Anti-Hungry Visitor Wall, 40/40 HP, will only work on Hungry Visitor (this includes his Srovy-powered actions!)
[A-MemerAsriel] Yoga Fitness Studio Of Eternal Peace 10/20 HP
Readatorium 10/10 HP.
[AG-LeviRocks] Undead Wyvern knight army 10 HP, 3A, Horde.
[AG] Warriors Of Carnage 15x2 HP, 5x2A
Pinnacle Infernal Spirit 27/30 HP, 2d2x3A, 40% dodge.
Tetrahedral one 27x4 HP. 3-Dimensional. side polished to a mirrors shine (9 Healing). Side covered in black paint (9A). side covered in blood(27C). side made of glass (nothing or anything.).
Corrupted Rocker Furby 297/20 HP, Bloodcurdling Roar in 2! Rock Out!A, Rock Electric Guitar
Stage, 30 Rocks (guarding Rocker Furby!)
[WAAAAAAAAA] WALUIGI HAS LEFT THIS LOCATION WITH ALL OF ITS... LUIGIS. IT IS TIME. WALUIGI THYME. AND WALUIGI THYME WAITS FOR GNOME ANN!
[Pyramidial] Pyramid Scheme Manifestation, BILL CIPHER. 133/∞ Salt. ? Tenets. knowledge of Lots Of Things. Deal with the devil. 2 Dimensional. Affiliated with HungryVisitor, TGreatOne, ?????????, /\, child salamanders, and all past and future members of the Scheme.
Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions!
Salt Servants 30x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 0/18 shield.
Lesser Salt Elementals 9x6 Salt. +1S/R
[GM] Godmodder: 268 /300 HP has rock snake (corpse?). 1/4 I'll decide on this later.
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 73% skill. Owns a Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 149 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose & choclats, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. Mentionable Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . Chimeric Claws. Pendant of Gaston (2?? /4 dozen eggladbargelarges)
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.)
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.).
SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
<Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab!
slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!>BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
The Great One: Minor Wounds.
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Explicitly [A]!
LeviRocks: alive. treated as a completely separate being from before death.
Qwerty : Minor wounds!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!)
Gandalf: weird mushroom.
The Update in post 2568, on Page 128, has also been marked and can be found in its entirety here, or viewed in this spoiler. I found a workaround.
The Update in post 3066, on Page 152, has also been marked and can be found in its entirety here, or viewed in this spoiler.
3092
You lens flare at the Godmodder, reducing their accuracy this round by 20%!
You then set up an infirmary. The Which House can now heal 1 entity within it for 5 HP per round!
Thirdly and lastly, you heal The F for 30 HP, consuming 3 potion supply in the process!
Leader and Sky High heal Mister Mistoffelees for 119 HP!
You then elect to act directly without the bounds of character, reaching through the fourth wall! as it turns out, the fourth wall is on the floor at the moment, so you end up having to reach up a good ways and swat some branches aside(40 damage to A Really Big Tree); nonetheless, you inflict Mortal Wounds on John Phoenix! Being mortally wounded, his action power is now far too low to heal himself, or be more than a nuisance; he is also Vexed, which is largely irrelevant. Lastly, he will die on his own in one round if not healed externally.
You charge!
The Rest of Post 3092 Is Recorded As This Google Drive Image.
3096
The Entirety Of Post 3096 Is Recorded As This Google Drive Image, and may also be viewed in this spoiler.
3107
You repair the Which House for 83 HP!
Ordersoh hey, hidden text. who's this donald you speak of?made!
The Rest of Post 3107 Is Recorded As This Google Drive Image.
Post 3132 is something of an exception here. Rather than being marked as spam for having its image hosts switched, it was marked as Spam nearly two years ago, presumably for daring to quote someone who quoted a statblock. Although an attempt was made to appeal this, no response came over the subsequent two years.
An image of it may be viewed in this spoiler.