WOOSH SWOOSH FIX SATELLITE. I flip off metaknight and call him an ugly pig, too ashamed to show his face from behind that ridiculous mask. I apply some black highlights to my already black hair, making it even angstier or something?
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"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
I CHANNEL THE GREAT WELL OF ANGST AND ANTI-CONFORMATION BUBBLING INSIDE OF ME AND I tighten the last screw. Twist. I then kick metaknight's stupid masked face and don one last skull earring. Kikk.
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"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Alright, stage is set with music and lights. I attempt to move within 15 feet of the GodModder and cast a level 6 Bard spell, Irresistible Dance, on the GodModder. (hoping to have an advantage on the spell due to altering the surroundings for a dancing atmosphere)
Quick edit, if the spell works, I'll choose to remain concentrating on it for the full minute to try to give the other players time to formulate ideas for attack while the GodModder is stuck dancing and weaving.
... I'll allow it! The Godmodder is now dancing for the round (countering his action). the only thing is he's dancing the dance of his people, which means it doesn't give people too much of a boost to hit chance, because the dance of his people is a magical dance of defending. Also, you can try to extend it i suppose.
"It's not a phase, dad. Jeez. I hate you!" Hatsune buff howard as he shoots the creation. minions hold back and try fixing themselves. see if you have a box of tools in the trunk or something. Slime reaper break energy shield but back out if it gets too hurt. Woosh crusher STTABB Eishalon.
Annoyed, I activate the springs located inside my mess of angsty stuff. I bounce all the way up into orbit and aim myself so that I bounce off of metaknight and land on the orbital laser. I frown and glare at metaknight, allowing him(it, her, them? idk.) to stare into my black, angsty, soul. I then pull out a box of tools and start working on repairing the orbital laser.
Ordars geevan. you do 5 damage to metaknight and partially fix the engine!
"SHUT UP CAPTAIN TECHNICALLY" I say, channeling this rage into a rapier attack barrage on the Eishalon.
(OOC: now officially shilling this in my signature.)
sadly, the Eishalon rolls a 17, enough to counter the barrage's... 17... damage. attacking him is a smart though, it's more likely to counter energy using abilitys then not. captain technically replys that "Technically, if I fly upwards or jump while closing my mouth, I have shut up. however, i can still continue talking." (OOC: I noticed. also, why is your avatar a yugioh character with meme text?)
WOOSH SWOOSH FIX SATELLITE. I flip off metaknight and call him an ugly pig, too ashamed to show his face from behind that ridiculous mask. I apply some black highlights to my already black hair, making it even angstier or something?
The satellite is fixed! you have a bit of extra action left, so you also repair the integrity by 10%. The universe ponders what changes if you're adding black highlights to your hair... which is already black. would it even be visible?
The Eishalon uses Prayer/DESPAIR. This would be blocked by Aeisenberg, but the Eishalon got lucky. [spoiler] [/spoiler] ....It seems the Eishalon has summoned another Eishalon. this ones orb, however, is missing the Halo within, and is noticeably weaker... on the health front. -1 energy to the Eishalon, and its copy has 0 energy.
I CHANNEL THE GREAT WELL OF ANGST AND ANTI-CONFORMATION BUBBLING INSIDE OF ME AND I tighten the last screw. Twist. I then kick metaknight's stupid masked face and don one last skull earring. Kikk.
The last screw has been tightened, for 5% integrity. meta knight takes 5 damage. then, you add another skull earring. the weight of you is so great you burst through the space station floor and collapse to the ground, irreparably harming your springs! oh no! but hey, breaking the only method of movements you have isn't very conformist. -1 confirmation.
MREEAW? MREEEEEEAAAAAAAAP! Crusher does a stabbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbabbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb on the Eishalon! the eishalon rolls a 3 and takes 1 damage, but rolls more then 1 next, so the damage stays at 1 mite. He then starts doomsaying. "The Godmodder gave the Eishalon +1 energy with his action before! he can probably do it again now, which means he can summon an extra Eishalon per action, and one's already a big problem, which means... Frantic scribbling WE NEED TO ALL FLEE INTO THE SIDEQUEST NOW SO THE GODMODDER'LL GO THERE AND NOT HELP THE EISHALON AND THEN SEND ONE PERSON BACK TO KILL THE EISHALON WHILE THE GODMODDER'S OCCUPIED!!1!! OR WE ALL WILL DIE INSTANTLY!!11!!1!1!!!!!!!!!! The byakhee sends out another illusion, and the Orbital Light Amplification (by) ZettaWave optical reaction Satellite finishes charging up the lazer. it's ready when you are! The Deva proceeds to arrive, and heals up the Orbital LA(b)ZOR Satellite! +20% integrity. Redrover gave no orders this round! the elementals just sit around, though the NO elemental does patch itself up a bit. The engineers make another 1.3% fortress, and another 20 hp. -5 iron. The Godmodder is dancing! Meta knight unleashes a valiant effort to kill the Orbital Light Amplification (by) ZettaWave optical reaction Satellite, but only manages to do 40 integrity- and now he's tumbling! meta knight is no longer flying for the next 2 rounds. he fails to THE FAN. The newly summoned Eishalon-copy slashes MED. the lesser elemental attack gets redirected into the fort for 18, followed by light injury to the NO elemental, 17 to the shoggoth, 4 to the turret, and... 3 to the fortress. the rounds building is once again undone. The clouded mirror redirects 9 damage, blocked by a roll of 11. the turrets fire for 10 and 10... nullified by a 16 and 17. note that the copy does not have the retaliation roll buff, and has roughly a tenth of the HP.
[GM] Godmodder: 290 /300 HPdancing? [AG] Meta Knight 130 HP. Gliding. Foom (invulnerable next round, 10 damage afterwards.) Glide (5 damage) 10% chance to use THE FAN. Tumbling! [A]Orbital Light Amplification (by) ZettaWave optical reaction Satellite 25% integrity. IMMA FIRING MY LAZOR ready! high up. Wooby's property. [Hvn] Deva 30/50 HP on space station! fairly confused. [AG-Shard II]Eishalon I - Vessel of grief ??-9 Damage mites. 1/3 energy. left. +3 to rolls against retaliation. copy right (?? damage mites. 0/0 energy)! [A] Crusher 49 15/15 HP 5A, 10A pitchfork! Woobydooby's property. Eishalon proof.These inquisitions change the DM's mind 100% of the time. more then 100% of the time. all the time [OG]Blink Dog 20+200/220 HP -11 to incoming damage! can blink!notLoyal to NatureWriter Mastema [H] Shoggoth 1 /40 HP unbound! Acid skin! [in fort] [H] Byakhee 11 /30 HP Unbound! minor illusion ability! [OG]Lesser Elemental hoard 1/1 hp .5 Atk x11 Level 2 Dodging skillz! no spell slots above 2 aside from 1 level 8 slot each. [NO]NO ElemenGenertal No/Not Applicable HP. A Smart Wizard Did It! NO! allied to lesser elementals! charged power storage rod! starmaterial-goldenrod staff. lightly injured +a scratch! [OG] Fortress 202 hp 32.1% done Clouded mirror defence! 55 HP Turret (27-28 retaliation damage in range. 10-10 to things not in range but near fort)! chokepoint (near turret B, scryproof) turret B (10-10 retaliatory damage when in range). [OG] Drill (pointy bit done. stable.) Inside fort! 000 power 722 12 141 Shield bubble thingy 2.9/25 forces attacks to target fortress!(+4.8 per turn!)
[AG?]basilisk corpse: becoming mushroomy undead in 1d4-1 rounds! Mycelium shield 1. Time-locked for 2 or till acarin signs contract! explode once unlocked! mushroom Zambies -1 .8x15 hp .1x15 A.
Woobydoobydoo : One of those Angsty gothic kids that look exactly the same and never wants to con-form. conform-ation -9/ -10
(I remembered healing was halved but figured some healing is better than none)
Sending to Wooby. "Entities are being very helpful crushing stuff, but minion car is looking bad. Deva should pop out and help soon"
Orders: Flaming sphere, flatten the creation.
I start the obstacle course.
You give Da ordas and generically start the obstacle course. 1 wall and 3 rubble passed.
10 damage to creation from howard! 2 to the field, 2 more pillars broked. are you really trying to Break the obstacle course? without any pillars, it'll be pretty hard to scale the wall...
Which i forgot to include. huh. the minions don't have anything in the trunk other then their inexplicably inexhaustible box of potatos! the slime reaper does 4 damage, and takes 4-3 = 1 damage from the field. The Flame sphere does 18 damage before being dispelled. The creation uses 2 CP to grant itself 5 regen a round, and 2 to build a wall where i thought there was one. The roombas push more rubble into the small wall, making it a Medium-small wall, or M-S wall.
[AG]Obstacle course M-S wall x1 Rubble x1 [Books]Rubble x5 Pillars x1 Wall x1 trapped path x2 Lava network x1 roomba x934 demonlings x20 spike pits x5 [AG] Godmodder's creation 119(5 Regen) HP 0CP (+4 per turn!) 3/3 Extra Trap / Field Trickery [A] Energy field 326HP (destroys anything it touches!) [P] Booksbooks3 59/100 HP 0,0,3. door area. [P] Acerak the eternal 96/100 HP 0,0,3. door area. [Weird-wooby]Minion Potato police car 5/15 HP 2*2 attack, subtle POLICE BRUTALITY in 2! [A-Wooby] LEGO howard the duck 35/35 HP 8A splash 1(2 A) [A-wooby] Armoured slime reaper 44/45 HP 3 AC 8 Attack. Slime swirl in 2! Basic slimes 1 hp x0 1A x0 [A-wooby] hatsune miku 9/10 HP attack-buffing powas.
On my way down I grab on to the tumbling metaknight's wing and SLAM him into the ground. I then apply some eyeliner, flip off conformity, and angrily tell my minions to stop blowing up the obstacle course and focus on destroying the thing and the enemy minions in the course. I have crusher Stablableblab the eishalon and order hatsune to buff howard. I growl angrily at metaknight. Grr. Grrrrr. GGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. GGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! rar.
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"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
What the heck, LAZOR blow the Eishalon off the face of the earth. CHURG and put non-black highlights in hair. And by non-black I mean every color that isn't black.
The shopkeep accepts the wave of churg and smiles. It looks like its time to summon up the newest and coolest powerhouse to ruin the Godmodder's day with.
Wooby is once more the lucky recipient of the charge auction's reward. The charge machine clicks, whistles and dings a whole bunch, making a bigger affair than it did with any of the previous charges. And then it spits out a fish. The fish just lies there, on the ground, doing nothing. The Shopkeep is bewildered, and leans down to pick up the fish... only for a cat with no legs or arms to dart past and steal the fish. ":3"
NoLegs the Cat summoned! NoLegs the Cat is another support entity, instead of attacking each round, it gives the target a boost potion that provides both healing and attack increase for the round. NoLegs DOES however have attack capabilities, in the form of a 2 round charge, Cat Dash, which deals moderate damage that can be split between up to 3 enemies. NoLegs also has a slight dodge chance (around 10-25%)
NoLegs will arrive on the main battlefield if not directed by wooby to spawn in the sidequest.
On my way down I grab on to the tumbling metaknight's wing and SLAM him into the ground. I then apply some eyeliner, flip off conformity, and angrily tell my minions to stop blowing up the obstacle course and focus on destroying the thing and the enemy minions in the course. I have crusher Stablableblab the eishalon and order hatsune to buff howard. I growl angrily at metaknight. Grr. Grrrrr. GGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. GGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! rar.
you do those things! make sure not to make your skin entirely black, it would be a bit too non-confirmist with regards to the non-conformist stereotype to be nonconformist. 15 damage to Meta knight!
you struggle to maintain the spell... but the Godmodder is resisting, and hard! if you had some help, or a higher level of spell slot to spare, maybe, but... Rolling 1D20. treshold for escape is 5. The Godmodder rolls a 6. the Dance is dispelled.
Eishalon, lazor probably won't work on the Godmodder.
16.85/20 for Epic Battle Companion
Stored credit: Wooby: 6.25 Redrover: 1 Books: 0.9
your statement is incorrect, unless you define "work" as "kill", in which case it indeed wouldn't work. GLOOM on all sentient targets in Sht-Med except the untouchable crusher. (said gloom will only affect players posting in the next update, not this one) Piono, Aeisenberg, Leathco, Not wooby because they're already GLOOMey, Shoggoth, Byakhee, lesser elemental hoard and NO elemental. The Copy, meanwhile, moves closer to the fortress.
"Captain, captain, captain... stop talking form this point onwards please." my eyes are bloodshot and I;m twitching, the gloom taking its effect.
Chain lighting, from the Eishalon to its copy.
"I am NOT OKAY."
Uh... you never got hit with GLOOM though? 8 to Eishalon, 8 to copy. rolling...
14 and 2. the Eishalon is unharmed, while the copy rolls again and gets 7, so 1 Damage to the copy. Wait, Nevermind. due to not dealing damage to the Eishalon within playerdop, DESPAIR activated. Do you have the power to see the future or something? I didn't know you where going to gain GLOOM until well after your post. ....More likely is you mistook the copy-summon as afflicting GLOOM, but idk.
What the heck, LAZOR blow the Eishalon off the face of the earth. CHURG and put non-black highlights in hair. And by non-black I mean every color that isn't black.
Orders given, charge donated, and... interesting... choice of hair color made.
The shopkeep accepts the wave of churg and smiles. It looks like its time to summon up the newest and coolest powerhouse to ruin the Godmodder's day with.
Wooby is once more the lucky recipient of the charge auction's reward. The charge machine clicks, whistles and dings a whole bunch, making a bigger affair than it did with any of the previous charges. And then it spits out a fish. The fish just lies there, on the ground, doing nothing. The Shopkeep is bewildered, and leans down to pick up the fish... only for a cat with no legs or arms to dart past and steal the fish. ":3"
NoLegs the Cat summoned! NoLegs the Cat is another support entity, instead of attacking each round, it gives the target a boost potion that provides both healing and attack increase for the round. NoLegs DOES however have attack capabilities, in the form of a 2 round charge, Cat Dash, which deals moderate damage that can be split between up to 3 enemies. NoLegs also has a slight dodge chance (around 10-25%)
NoLegs will arrive on the main battlefield if not directed by wooby to spawn in the sidequest.
EORR Another round gone by without a peep from Redrover! his entitys won't Act until his return. The Satellite fires! 120 damage in one shot, All at the Eishalon! the first roll is a 4, followed by 9. Huh, I could have sworn I edited in the other rolls before bed. anyway... For those who are wondering, the Vessel of Grief had a total of 18 damage mites, which averages to 180 HP. half the basilisk's, Even without its evolution. The Eishalon's Mask falls from its face, landing at Woobydoobydoo's feet. Item(?) get! The weird... ball... thing... the Eishalon was holding Also falls out of its grip.This one rolls over to the shopkeeper. Item get? Crusher doesn't get the chance to stab the Eishalon, so he stabbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbs the copy (which isn't dead from the mains death, though you now know it only has 0.8 damage mites remaining, whatever that means), which rolls a 10, taking no damage. Time for his roundly doomsaying! "The Eishalon's text is still in the EORR, and we already know the Godmodder can edit it occassionally! All he has to do is edit the Eishalon's health back to ?? and we're right where we started, which means... Frantic scribbling... WE NEED TO USE ALL OUR ACTIONS TO STALL THE GODMOODER WHILE ZEE ENTITYS KILL COPY OR WE ALL DEADS!!1!!1! The Deva casts holy arrows at the mush, blocking its attack on the space station this round with sheering bolts energy designed to disperse mush, which force it to dodge. The Shoggoth and byakhee are too depressed to do anything... Redrovers entitys, meanwhile, won't act unless he returns. The Godmodder groans, and clutches his chest. 2 damage. He proceeds to start charging something... 1/2 MAGNETS Then, the Eishalon's Copy acts. slashing Med, it Takes advantage of the Gloom, doing an additional 4 damage per blow. 10 to lesser elementals, 23 -> serious wounds to NO elemental, 12 to shoggoth(dead!), 16 to byakhee (also dead!), and (though this is not gloomboosted) 17 to Fortress followed by 11 to the turret. The turrets fail to fire because they count as redrover's entitys, but the clouded mirror still reacts, a 8 damage retaliation, while the Copy rolls 14. the copy survives the round.
[GM] Godmodder: 288 /300 HP1/2 MAGNETS [AG] Mush 95 HP. Mush. Mushy? [A]Orbital Light Amplification (by) ZettaWave optical reaction Satellite 25% integrity. IMMA FIRING MY LAZOR in 3! high up. Wooby's property. [Hvn] Deva 30/50 HP on space station! fairly confused. [AG-Shard II]Eishalon I - Vessel of grief -1 Damage mites (So Dead) 1/3 energy. left. copy right (0.8 damage mites. 0/0 energy)! [A] Crusher 49 15/15 HP 5A, 10A pitchfork! Woobydooby's property. Eishalon proof.More important then your net worth and your actual self worth... [OG]Blink Dog 20+200/220 HP -11 to incoming damage! can blink!notLoyal to NatureWriter Mastema [H] Shoggoth DEAD /40 HP unbound! Acid skin! [in fort] [H] Byakhee Suffered DEUFD /30 HP Unbound! minor illusion ability! [OG]Lesser Elemental 1 hp .5 Atk x1 GLOOM [NO]NO ElemenGenertal No/Not Applicable HP. A Smart Wizard Did It! NO! allied to lesser elementals! charged power storage rod! starmaterial-goldenrod staff. serious wounds! GLOOM. [OG] Fortress 189 hp 30.5% done Clouded mirror defence! 44 HP Turret (27-28 retaliation damage in range. 10-10 to things not in range but near fort)! chokepoint (near turret B, scryproof) turret B (10-10 retaliatory damage when in range). [OG] Drill (pointy bit done. stable.) Inside fort! 000 power 722 12 141 Shield bubble thingy 2.9/25 forces attacks to target fortress!(+4.8 per turn!)
[AG?]basilisk corpse: becoming mushroomy undead in 1d4-1 rounds! Mycelium shield 1. Time-locked for 1 or till acarin signs contract! explode once unlocked! mushroom Zambies -1 .8x15 hp .1x15 A.
Woobydoobydoo : One of those Angsty gothic kids that look exactly the same and never wants to con-form. conform-ation -9/ -10 has Eishalon mask! Shopkeeper: GLOOM, has Weird... sphere... thing? Leathco: GLOOM. Aeisenberg: GLOOM.
Churg. And I pull a grappling hook out and prepare to scale the sudden wall.
Orders: Flaming Sphere, move so that Wooby's entities can attack the creation, but you're still right next to it.
you charge, and accidentally pull out a metal slingshot instead of a grappling hook, being too distracted with the intricacy of charging. huh.
The flame sphere got dispelled last round! The minions pelt the creation with potatos! 4 damage. With the help of NoLegs. they are also healed to full. To get to the enemy minions, they need to traverse the course themselves! but The slime reaper can't fit! it does 8 damage to the creation. Howard, buffed by hatsune, manages to scale the M-S wall, before the roombas push another bunch of rubble into it, making it a Medium wall. The creation uses Extra Trap! room that locks once entered created! it also grants itself another 5 Regen with 4 CP.
[AG]Obstacle course Medium wall x1 [Books]Rubble x5 Pillars x1 Wall x1 trapped path x2 room that locks once entered x1 Lava network x1 roomba x934 demonlings x20 spike pits x5 [AG] Godmodder's creation 107(10 Regen) HP 0CP (+4 per turn!) 1/3 Extra Trap / Field Trickery [A] Energy field 326HP (destroys anything it touches!) [P] Booksbooks3 59/100 HP 0,0,6. in obstacle course [P] Acerak the eternal 96/100 HP 0,0,4. choice area. [Weird-wooby]Minion Potato police car 15/15 HP 2*2 attack, subtle POLICE BRUTALITY in 1! [Weird-wooby]Nolegs the cat 50/50 HP 25% dodge 10 BuffA, Cat Dash in 2! [A-Wooby] LEGO howard the duck 35/35 HP 8A splash 1(2 A) [A-wooby] Armoured slime reaper 44/45 HP 3 AC 8 Attack. Slime swirl in 1! Basic slimes 1 hp x0 1A x0 [A-wooby] hatsune miku 9/10 HP attack-buffing powas.
Unlike the others, I can earlypost without negative effect as I don't do anything but chlug.
Nevermind, I got gloomed. The shopkeep rolls his eyes, and takes out a flashlight, shining it in his own eyes and flicking it on and off really fast. The gloomy cloud around him dispells, and the shopkeep examines the weird sphere thing.
WOOSH SWOOSH FIX SATELLITE. I flip off metaknight and call him an ugly pig, too ashamed to show his face from behind that ridiculous mask. I apply some black highlights to my already black hair, making it even angstier or something?
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
The shopkeep nods and watches as things happen.
14.85/20 for Epic Battle Companion
Stored credit:
Wooby: 6.25
Redrover: 1
Books: 0.9
I CHANNEL THE GREAT WELL OF ANGST AND ANTI-CONFORMATION BUBBLING INSIDE OF ME AND I tighten the last screw. Twist. I then kick metaknight's stupid masked face and don one last skull earring. Kikk.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Faint meowing is heard.
15.85/20 for Epic Battle Companion
Stored credit:
Wooby: 6.25
Redrover: 1
Books: 0.9
I'll allow it!
The Godmodder is now dancing for the round (countering his action). the only thing is he's dancing the dance of his people, which means it doesn't give people too much of a boost to hit chance, because the dance of his people is a magical dance of defending. Also, you can try to extend it i suppose.
captain technically replys that "Technically, if I fly upwards or jump while closing my mouth, I have shut up. however, i can still continue talking."
(OOC: I noticed.
also, why is your avatar a yugioh character with meme text?)The Eishalon uses Prayer/DESPAIR. This would be blocked by Aeisenberg, but the Eishalon got lucky.
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....It seems the Eishalon has summoned another Eishalon. this ones orb, however, is missing the Halo within, and is noticeably weaker... on the health front. -1 energy to the Eishalon, and its copy has 0 energy.
MREEEEEEAAAAAAAAP!
Crusher does a stabbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbabbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb on the Eishalon! the eishalon rolls a 3 and takes 1 damage, but rolls more then 1 next, so the damage stays at 1 mite. He then starts doomsaying.
"The Godmodder gave the Eishalon +1 energy with his action before! he can probably do it again now, which means he can summon an extra Eishalon per action, and one's already a big problem, which means... Frantic scribbling WE NEED TO ALL FLEE INTO THE SIDEQUEST NOW SO THE GODMODDER'LL GO THERE AND NOT HELP THE EISHALON AND THEN SEND ONE PERSON BACK TO KILL THE EISHALON WHILE THE GODMODDER'S OCCUPIED!!1!! OR WE ALL WILL DIE INSTANTLY!!11!!1!1!!!!!!!!!!
The byakhee sends out another illusion, and the Orbital Light Amplification (by) ZettaWave optical reaction Satellite finishes charging up the lazer. it's ready when you are! The Deva proceeds to arrive, and heals up the Orbital LA(b)ZOR Satellite! +20% integrity.
Redrover gave no orders this round! the elementals just sit around, though the NO elemental does patch itself up a bit.
The engineers make another 1.3% fortress, and another 20 hp. -5 iron.
The Godmodder is dancing! Meta knight unleashes a valiant effort to kill the Orbital Light Amplification (by) ZettaWave optical reaction Satellite, but only manages to do 40 integrity- and now he's tumbling! meta knight is no longer flying for the next 2 rounds. he fails to THE FAN.
The newly summoned Eishalon-copy slashes MED. the lesser elemental attack gets redirected into the fort for 18, followed by light injury to the NO elemental, 17 to the shoggoth, 4 to the turret, and... 3 to the fortress. the rounds building is once again undone.
The clouded mirror redirects 9 damage, blocked by a roll of 11. the turrets fire for 10 and 10... nullified by a 16 and 17. note that the copy does not have the retaliation roll buff, and has roughly a tenth of the HP.
[GM] Godmodder: 290 /300 HP dancing?
[AG] Meta Knight 130 HP. Gliding. Foom (invulnerable next round, 10 damage afterwards.) Glide (5 damage) 10% chance to use THE FAN. Tumbling!
[A] Orbital Light Amplification (by) ZettaWave optical reaction Satellite 25% integrity. IMMA FIRING MY LAZOR ready! high up. Wooby's property.
[Hvn] Deva 30/50 HP on space station! fairly confused.
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon I - Vessel of grief ??-9 Damage mites. 1/3 energy. left. +3 to rolls against retaliation. copy right (?? damage mites. 0/0 energy)!
[A] Crusher 49 15/15 HP 5A, 10A pitchfork! Woobydooby's property. Eishalon proof. These inquisitions change the DM's mind 100% of the time. more then 100% of the time. all the time
[OG]Blink Dog 20+200/220 HP -11 to incoming damage! can blink!notLoyal to NatureWriter Mastema
[H] Shoggoth 1 /40 HP unbound! Acid skin! [in fort]
[H] Byakhee 11 /30 HP Unbound! minor illusion ability!
[OG] Lesser Elemental hoard 1/1 hp .5 Atk x11 Level 2 Dodging skillz! no spell slots above 2 aside from 1 level 8 slot each.
[NO] NO ElemenGenertal No/Not Applicable HP. A Smart Wizard Did It! NO! allied to lesser elementals! charged power storage rod! starmaterial-goldenrod staff. lightly injured +a scratch!
[OG] Fortress 202 hp 32.1% done Clouded mirror defence! 55 HP Turret (27-28 retaliation damage in range. 10-10 to things not in range but near fort)! chokepoint (near turret B, scryproof) turret B (10-10 retaliatory damage when in range).
[OG] Drill (pointy bit done. stable.) Inside fort! 000 power 7 22 12 14 1
Shield bubble thingy 2.9/25 forces attacks to target fortress!(+4.8 per turn!)
10 damage to creation from howard! 2 to the field, 2 more pillars broked. are you really trying to Break the obstacle course? without any pillars, it'll be pretty hard to scale the wall...
the minions don't have anything in the trunk other then their inexplicably inexhaustible box of potatos!
the slime reaper does 4 damage, and takes 4-3 = 1 damage from the field.
The Flame sphere does 18 damage before being dispelled.
The creation uses 2 CP to grant itself 5 regen a round, and 2 to build a wall where i thought there was one.
The roombas push more rubble into the small wall, making it a Medium-small wall, or M-S wall.
[AG] Obstacle course M-S wall x1 Rubble x1 [Books] Rubble x5 Pillars x1 Wall x1 trapped path x2 Lava network x1 roomba x934 demonlings x20 spike pits x5
[AG] Godmodder's creation 119(5 Regen) HP 0CP (+4 per turn!) 3/3 Extra Trap / Field Trickery
[A] Energy field 326HP (destroys anything it touches!)
[P] Booksbooks3 59/100 HP 0,0,3. door area.
[P] Acerak the eternal 96/100 HP 0,0,3. door area.
[Weird-wooby] Minion Potato police car 5/15 HP 2*2 attack, subtle POLICE BRUTALITY in 2!
[A-Wooby] LEGO howard the duck 35/35 HP 8A splash 1(2 A)
[A-wooby] Armoured slime reaper 44/45 HP 3 AC 8 Attack. Slime swirl in 2! Basic slimes 1 hp x0 1A x0
[A-wooby] hatsune miku 9/10 HP attack-buffing powas.
On my way down I grab on to the tumbling metaknight's wing and SLAM him into the ground. I then apply some eyeliner, flip off conformity, and angrily tell my minions to stop blowing up the obstacle course and focus on destroying the thing and the enemy minions in the course. I have crusher Stablableblab the eishalon and order hatsune to buff howard. I growl angrily at metaknight. Grr. Grrrrr. GGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. GGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!! rar.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Retains concentration for the round on the spell
I use summon instrument to summon my kettle drum, hold it overhead like Donkey Kong, and chuck it at the nearest kobold.
Furiously I headbutt metaknight's face repeatedly until it is nothing but a mushy... mush. I mush him. He is mush.
(OOC: vote: should I blast the godmodder or the eishalon with the lazor?)
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Eishalon, lazor probably won't work on the Godmodder.
16.85/20 for Epic Battle Companion
Stored credit:
Wooby: 6.25
Redrover: 1
Books: 0.9
By the end of next round, a new thing will be hitting the field, even MORE powerful than the LAZOR satellite.
17.85/20 for Epic Battle Companion
Stored credit:
Wooby: 6.25
Redrover: 1
Books: 0.9
What the heck, LAZOR blow the Eishalon off the face of the earth. CHURG and put non-black highlights in hair. And by non-black I mean every color that isn't black.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
Churg. And I pull a grappling hook out and prepare to scale the sudden wall.
Orders: Flaming Sphere, move so that Wooby's entities can attack the creation, but you're still right next to it.
Stella Diamant, Human Rogue 17 (Swashbuckler), The Exploits of Misfit Company
Kat, Medtech, Cyberpunk: Red
Shi, Changeling Bard 4 (College of Spirits), Tyrant's Grasp
Dani, Human Artificer 9 (Armorer), Skulls and Starships
DM, Project Point (Teams Scimitar and Longsword)
Everything Else!
20/20 for Epic Battle Companion
The shopkeep accepts the wave of churg and smiles. It looks like its time to summon up the newest and coolest powerhouse to ruin the Godmodder's day with.
Wooby is once more the lucky recipient of the charge auction's reward. The charge machine clicks, whistles and dings a whole bunch, making a bigger affair than it did with any of the previous charges.
And then it spits out a fish. The fish just lies there, on the ground, doing nothing. The Shopkeep is bewildered, and leans down to pick up the fish... only for a cat with no legs or arms to dart past and steal the fish. ":3"
NoLegs the Cat summoned!
NoLegs the Cat is another support entity, instead of attacking each round, it gives the target a boost potion that provides both healing and attack increase for the round. NoLegs DOES however have attack capabilities, in the form of a 2 round charge, Cat Dash, which deals moderate damage that can be split between up to 3 enemies. NoLegs also has a slight dodge chance (around 10-25%)
NoLegs will arrive on the main battlefield if not directed by wooby to spawn in the sidequest.
0/25 for Unusually Aggressive Wildlife
Stored credit:
Books: 1.2
Redrover: 1
hmm... I think I need NoLegs in the sidequest for now. have him heal and boost cop car. Also I request for the deva to continue fixing the LAZOR.
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
15 damage to Meta knight!
Rolling 1D20. treshold for escape is 5. The Godmodder rolls a 6. the Dance is dispelled.
GLOOM on all sentient targets in Sht-Med except the untouchable crusher. (said gloom will only affect players posting in the next update, not this one)
Piono, Aeisenberg, Leathco, Not wooby because they're already GLOOMey, Shoggoth, Byakhee, lesser elemental hoard and NO elemental.
The Copy, meanwhile, moves closer to the fortress.
8 to Eishalon, 8 to copy. rolling...
Wait, Nevermind. due to not dealing damage to the Eishalon within playerdop, DESPAIR activated.
Do you have the power to see the future or something? I didn't know you where going to gain GLOOM until well after your post.
....More likely is you mistook the copy-summon as afflicting GLOOM, but idk.
I mean given it's in the sidequest it's technically got less health and such.
[Main] 150 NSQ HP(25% dodge) 30 NSQ Buffpower Cat dash
EORR
Another round gone by without a peep from Redrover! his entitys won't Act until his return.
The Satellite fires! 120 damage in one shot, All at the Eishalon! the first roll is a 4, followed by 9.
Huh, I could have sworn I edited in the other rolls before bed. anyway...
For those who are wondering, the Vessel of Grief had a total of 18 damage mites, which averages to 180 HP. half the basilisk's, Even without its evolution.
The Eishalon's Mask falls from its face, landing at Woobydoobydoo's feet. Item(?) get!
The weird... ball... thing... the Eishalon was holding Also falls out of its grip.This one rolls over to the shopkeeper. Item get?
Crusher doesn't get the chance to stab the Eishalon, so he stabbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbs the copy (which isn't dead from the mains death, though you now know it only has 0.8 damage mites remaining, whatever that means), which rolls a 10, taking no damage.
Time for his roundly doomsaying!
"The Eishalon's text is still in the EORR, and we already know the Godmodder can edit it occassionally! All he has to do is edit the Eishalon's health back to ?? and we're right where we started, which means... Frantic scribbling... WE NEED TO USE ALL OUR ACTIONS TO STALL THE GODMOODER WHILE ZEE ENTITYS KILL COPY OR WE ALL DEADS!!1!!1!
The Deva casts holy arrows at the mush, blocking its attack on the space station this round with sheering bolts energy designed to disperse mush, which force it to dodge.
The Shoggoth and byakhee are too depressed to do anything... Redrovers entitys, meanwhile, won't act unless he returns.
The Godmodder groans, and clutches his chest. 2 damage. He proceeds to start charging something... 1/2 MAGNETS
Then, the Eishalon's Copy acts. slashing Med, it Takes advantage of the Gloom, doing an additional 4 damage per blow. 10 to lesser elementals, 23 -> serious wounds to NO elemental, 12 to shoggoth(dead!), 16 to byakhee (also dead!), and (though this is not gloomboosted) 17 to Fortress followed by 11 to the turret.
The turrets fail to fire because they count as redrover's entitys, but the clouded mirror still reacts, a 8 damage retaliation, while the Copy rolls 14. the copy survives the round.
[GM] Godmodder: 288 /300 HP 1/2 MAGNETS
[AG] Mush 95 HP. Mush. Mushy?
[A] Orbital Light Amplification (by) ZettaWave optical reaction Satellite 25% integrity. IMMA FIRING MY LAZOR in 3! high up. Wooby's property.
[Hvn] Deva 30/50 HP on space station! fairly confused.
[AG-Shard II] Eishalon I - Vessel of grief -1 Damage mites (So Dead) 1/3 energy. left. copy right (0.8 damage mites. 0/0 energy)!
[A] Crusher 49 15/15 HP 5A, 10A pitchfork! Woobydooby's property. Eishalon proof. More important then your net worth and your actual self worth...
[OG]Blink Dog 20+200/220 HP -11 to incoming damage! can blink!notLoyal to NatureWriter Mastema
[H] Shoggoth DEAD /40 HP unbound! Acid skin! [in fort]
[H] Byakhee Suffered DEUFD /30 HP Unbound! minor illusion ability!
[OG] Lesser Elemental 1 hp .5 Atk x1 GLOOM
[NO] NO ElemenGenertal No/Not Applicable HP. A Smart Wizard Did It! NO! allied to lesser elementals! charged power storage rod! starmaterial-goldenrod staff. serious wounds! GLOOM.
[OG] Fortress 189 hp 30.5% done Clouded mirror defence! 44 HP Turret (27-28 retaliation damage in range. 10-10 to things not in range but near fort)! chokepoint (near turret B, scryproof) turret B (10-10 retaliatory damage when in range).
[OG] Drill (pointy bit done. stable.) Inside fort! 000 power 7 22 12 14 1
Shield bubble thingy 2.9/25 forces attacks to target fortress!(+4.8 per turn!)
Woobydoobydoo : One of those Angsty gothic kids that look exactly the same and never wants to con-form. conform-ation -9/ -10 has Eishalon mask!
Shopkeeper: GLOOM, has Weird... sphere... thing?
Leathco: GLOOM.
Aeisenberg: GLOOM.
The minions pelt the creation with potatos! 4 damage. With the help of NoLegs. they are also healed to full.
To get to the enemy minions, they need to traverse the course themselves! but The slime reaper can't fit! it does 8 damage to the creation.
Howard, buffed by hatsune, manages to scale the M-S wall, before the roombas push another bunch of rubble into it, making it a Medium wall.
The creation uses Extra Trap! room that locks once entered created! it also grants itself another 5 Regen with 4 CP.
[AG] Obstacle course Medium wall x1 [Books] Rubble x5 Pillars x1 Wall x1 trapped path x2 room that locks once entered x1 Lava network x1 roomba x934 demonlings x20 spike pits x5
[AG] Godmodder's creation 107(10 Regen) HP 0CP (+4 per turn!) 1/3 Extra Trap / Field Trickery
[A] Energy field 326HP (destroys anything it touches!)
[P] Booksbooks3 59/100 HP 0,0,6. in obstacle course
[P] Acerak the eternal 96/100 HP 0,0,4. choice area.
[Weird-wooby] Minion Potato police car 15/15 HP 2*2 attack, subtle POLICE BRUTALITY in 1!
[Weird-wooby] Nolegs the cat 50/50 HP 25% dodge 10 BuffA, Cat Dash in 2!
[A-Wooby] LEGO howard the duck 35/35 HP 8A splash 1(2 A)
[A-wooby] Armoured slime reaper 44/45 HP 3 AC 8 Attack. Slime swirl in 1! Basic slimes 1 hp x0 1A x0
[A-wooby] hatsune miku 9/10 HP attack-buffing powas.
Unlike the others, I can earlypost without negative effect as I don't do anything but chlug.Nevermind, I got gloomed. The shopkeep rolls his eyes, and takes out a flashlight, shining it in his own eyes and flicking it on and off really fast. The gloomy cloud around him dispells, and the shopkeep examines the weird sphere thing.
0/25 for Unusually Aggressive Wildlife
Stored credit:
Books: 1.2
Redrover: 1