Basic Manipulation Staff - Arcadicusspawn, 1x Memory Slot, Actions +1 for Magical Action excluding Charging, 120 HP Theft Resistance
Yvonne
[9.68/15] Insertion + 2, Frigid
I choose the Frigid engraving, it feels better.
Getting a decent wand enables me to feel better myself. "Getting an okay wand. I should test it up." Targetting the Englishmen that spawned from nowhere, I chants; "From Zero there is One, From One there is Infinite! Automata Burst!" A countable infinity of Automata springs from my Wand, which spawns two Automata by itself, in which another two Automata burst from each of the spawned Automata! Each armed with only 1 pincher, but for a while, my Exponential growth Automata and their pinchers group up and attack the lone Englishman who can only work up linearly!
I then use the remaining two actions to charge up my Insertion Ring, feeling that having a Ring to power up my attack further is a way to do a bigger burst. Iron itself is no good conductor for magic, I get myself some Mana Dust to infuse with the Iron.
I continue working on the knives! I polish them up a little too!
Animating Kitchen Knives (21.01/50)
I then remember. I remember why vending machines scare me.
It was long ago, when I was just a young boy, in his village. Helping my father fish. We went and caught great catches and we eked out a meager, but happy life. Then that day happened. That horrible day. We were out fishing, and my father... he decided to go for a swim. He swam around the bottom and saw a cool fish. One he had never seen before. Amazed at the fish it suddenly started swimming away from him, and he tried to follow it. But then... His foot got caught on a rock. Blood came spurting out, and he couldn't release his foot. He started drowning. Yelling for help underwater. I could see the bubbles, see him struggling but I couldn't hear him. I-I didn't know that he was in pain. Thankfully, he escaped the rock and swam to the surface. He found a log drifting in the ocean, and he grabbed on. He breathed a great sigh of relief. He almost died! Wait... Why is this log... leathery? Why is this log grey? Why does this log have a branch on it, sticking out that is in the shape of a triangle? Most important of all... Why did it smell like it would taste good in a soup? The log opened it's mouth, filled with teeth and bit my father in half. It was a deadly shark. I ran away, crying.
The next day, my father was in the newspaper. the title read like so:
Man killed in violent shark attack! At least he wasn't killed by a dangerous vending machine!
I kept reading on. The newspaper detailed his death, then seemed to completely forget about him. It started talking about how more people are killed in vending machine attacks, and that sharks can't even compare to the danger a vending machine wields. It scared me. Every day, I saw vending machines just around the corner, sneaking up to me. Each, menacing. Each, trying to hunt me down.
How do you think I got my power? My magic? My fighting? Well, my town is now known as, "The town with no vending machines" I. I surpassed the vending machines. The evil vending machines. Trying to sell me soda, candy, or even the dreaded electronics. I destroyed them all, and took their power.
That day. That day scarred me forever. This vending machine has to die.
I expend two actions, and brutally slam at the vending machine with my giant book!
The knives continue to progress. Your giant book slams into the Vending Machine, killing it! The Vending Machine's crumpled form teeters, then falls... right on top of the Humongous Wooden Duck's foot, dealing 15 damage to the Humongous Wooden Duck! you can clearly see how if the humongous wooden duck weren't humongous, it would've been killed by that vending machine. vending machines, man... they're scarily deadly.
Using 0.2 of an action, I stick a thumbtack in the Faxman's leg, causing him extreme pain. The other 2.8 Actions go into charging. (Still not sure what I forgot...)
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The Inventor continues shaping chains. It's a long and arduous process and it's beginning to give him deja vu.
In a moment where he's between shaping chains, he attacks the Faxman.
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Leader waits patiently for the device to continue absorbing energy.
Leader attacks the Faxman.
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The Messenger of the Infinite crushes a nearby Glowbloom in its hand and scatters its pollen, allowing it to reach the other side of the river and allowing The Infinite to continue growing.
The Infinite gains 30 HP and 15 Attack. It attacks the Faxman.
You attack the Faxman for 4 damage. the Inventor continues. Leader waits patiently. he hears something like a squelch inside the device. that's normal, right? The Messenger sends a glowblood past the River. observing the land, its pollen-growths observes that the ground is dark green like a swamp, and also that there's a gaping hole filled with anguished spirits on a hill it didn't have the right angle to see before. and a lot of zombies, and skeletons, and ghosts, and turtles... you know, evil monsters and stuff.
Basic Manipulation Staff - Arcadicusspawn, 1x Memory Slot, Actions +1 for Magical Action excluding Charging, 120 HP Theft Resistance
Yvonne
[9.88/15] Insertion + 2, Frigid
I choose the Frigid engraving, it feels better.
Getting a decent wand enables me to feel better myself. "Getting an okay wand. I should test it up." Targetting the Englishmen that spawned from nowhere, I chants; "From Zero there is One, From One there is Infinite! Automata Burst!" A countable infinity of Automata springs from my Wand, which spawns two Automata by itself, in which another two Automata burst from each of the spawned Automata! Each armed with only 1 pincher, but for a while, my Exponential growth Automata and their pinchers group up and attack the lone Englishman who can only work up linearly!
I then use the remaining two actions to charge up my Insertion Ring, feeling that having a Ring to power up my attack further is a way to do a bigger burst. Iron itself is no good conductor for magic, I get myself some Mana Dust to infuse with the Iron.
I then say Hi to the Taxman/Saxman.
(You forgot to account for the 0.2 progress from the skin. I've edited that into your charge listing) Your numerically vast assault of various autonomous mechanisms and/or individuals strikes the reputable englishman across their collarbone, invoking audible responses of the variety which generally characterises pain and substantially reducing the abstract representation of his long-term vibrancy, approximately equivalent to nine parts in ten of the damage one would expect from a quarter of ten actions. Unfortunately, you aren't able to locate any Mana Dust. that might be related to the lack of creepers?
Sky High and Leader deal 94 damage to the Faxman! it screams in anger at them. The Dame attacks the Messenger. The Darkness continues training in both shadowbox and reality, gaining 30 Health and 6 attack. The Faxman attacks Sky High in retaliatory anger, drawing long red lines across their skin and dealing 15 damage! The Messenger of the Infinite attacks the Faxman, which the Godmodder glances at, but does not comment on, since the Faxman did attack it last round. The Faxman screams its rage and falls to the floor, dead. But it possesses an undying devotion and a commitment formed of bloodied flames. It is dead, but it is not gone. The Saxman plays the Sax, giving his Stall walls 1 more HP each! The Humongous Wooden Duck eats another worm, gaining 10 more attack! Lord English kills the Dames of tSMOoM and plunders their linguistical contents for his own use, obtaining Dame, Sovereign, Military, Order, Health, and Attack. The Godmodder observes he has the battle well in hand once more, pats himself on the back for some tactically genius moves he made, and starts a new charge: Self-Actualization I. It's a whopping 10 points. [OG-megamaths] Sky High 75/200 HP, 47A, -10 to incoming damage, 1.1 Player Actions/round, 5 Regen. Leader 117/117 HP, 47A, 2.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13Regen. Bears the weight of Skadu Verthae. Least Splintering. Lesser Stinging Blood. [OG-DMX666] s of toM 0 P, 4 [OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 142/142 HP 81A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side Only. [H]Faxman 1/184 HP 5 regen, 25A, Murderous Devotion, co??t???nt o? S??du ??????e. [AG-Megamaths] The Messenger of the Infinite 397/397 HP, +30 HP/R, +3 C stats/r, 2 Player Action/Round. 105A [AG] The Saxman. 144$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 12 HP shield! 0.2 charges. 1 Sax!A 0.4 Procrastination!A 0.3 ducks!A Tax Aura(0.18)! 4/5 SAX Bathroom Stall Walls (4/2x8 HP, 1 regen to max) Humongous Wooden Duck 36/75 HP 35 A 6/6 Feathersplinter dance. Vending Machine 0/60 HP, 11 Ammo, 1d3*5A, +50% accuracy Lord English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of three hundred and five out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Attack. Lord Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing Dame, Sovereign, Military, Order, Health, Attack. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: one, though this is slowly increasing at numerically precise linear rate. [Pyramidial] Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions! Salt Servants 38x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 18/18 shield. [GM] Godmodder: 266 /300 HP 1/10 Self-Actualisation I 4/4 Infallible Insurance 3/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! multidimensional (stolen).
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds. BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby! The- Purity embodied. (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds! Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused. Megamaths: 2 Oak Wood. Light Wounds. Rotten Bone. Forgotten Axe. 10 Rosco: nothing. Light Wounds. Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions) OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds. Thalai: Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation! Clarissa: Magic Item (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot, +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience) Redrover: -6$
Whatever - I need to figure out what the heck it is I've forgotten.
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The Inventor continues shaping chains. It's a long and arduous process and it's beginning to give him deja vu.
In a moment where he's between shaping chains, he attacks the Humongous Wooden Duck or the Faxman if it's dead.
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Leader removes the device from the portal, closes the portal, and begins examining the device to make sure nothing's gone wrong.
Leader attacks the Humongous Wooden Duck or the Faxman if it's dead.
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FOOD!
Vines from The Infinite begin sprouting from the ground and creeping across anything that's nearby, seizing the zombies, skeletons, turtles, and etc. and taking control of them.
The Infinite gains 30 HP and 15 Attack. It attacks the Darkness Given Form.
Wait a minute! According to page 143, post 2886, on the 27th of February, it was told that.
The Godmodder sets up the vending machine.
What could this mean? Is this... true? Did the godmodder create the vending machine? Why. How? How could the godmodder create something... so evil. So... powerful. So... full of tasty snacks? He has to be, punished, doesn't he? He can't just do that! Wait.. Why am I even sitting here, wasting my time on knives anyways? I have to destroy the godmodder. I have to stop the godmodder. I move the giant book close to the godmodder, then open it. I then, speedily close it. Creating a sound so loud it is painful, directed right at the godmodder. (2 actions)
Basic Manipulation Staff - Arcadicusspawn, 1x Memory Slot, Actions +1 for Magical Action excluding Charging, 120 HP Theft Resistance
Yvonne
[11.88/15] Insertion + 2, Frigid
I make my next attack using the Staff (obviously), and try to unleash any magic that the Wand wants. It's the only way to ascertain the special properties of such a wand. Although sometimes it's dangerous, I have nothing to lose. For its target, I choose the Gentleman again. Let's see if the infinite pinchers can enable a good followup attack on him.
I then continue the charging of Insertion by inducing liquid mana into the iron architecture due to the lack of mana dusts.
Whatever - I need to figure out what the heck it is I've forgotten.
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The Inventor continues shaping chains. It's a long and arduous process and it's beginning to give him deja vu.
In a moment where he's between shaping chains, he attacks the Humongous Wooden Duck or the Faxman if it's dead.
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Leader removes the device from the portal, closes the portal, and begins examining the device to make sure nothing's gone wrong.
Leader attacks the Humongous Wooden Duck or the Faxman if it's dead.
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FOOD!
Vines from The Infinite begin sprouting from the ground and creeping across anything that's nearby, seizing the zombies, skeletons, turtles, and etc. and taking control of them.
The Infinite gains 30 HP and 15 Attack. It attacks the Darkness Given Form.
The Godmodder snickers. the Inventor continues. ... and gains the 'Familiar Essence' ingredient, the essence of Deja Vu! they can apply it to the Makeshift armor for the effect '1/4sMR', or turn it into 1.5 Charge Progress.
In the moment between removing the device and closing the portal, Leader observes that partially-clotted blood full of black flakes was pouring out of it, the flow of which caused the squelch. The Infinite attempts to eat the Zombies and Skeletons, but finds that they are resilient to control in the same manner the Zombified Sheep were, and in the case of the skeletons, have even fewer potential nutrients. The Turtles are vulnerable, however, granting 0.3 progress.
Wait a minute! According to page 143, post 2886, on the 27th of February, it was told that.
The Godmodder sets up the vending machine.
What could this mean? Is this... true? Did the godmodder create the vending machine? Why. How? How could the godmodder create something... so evil. So... powerful. So... full of tasty snacks? He has to be, punished, doesn't he? He can't just do that! Wait.. Why am I even sitting here, wasting my time on knives anyways? I have to destroy the godmodder. I have to stop the godmodder. I move the giant book close to the godmodder, then open it. I then, speedily close it. Creating a sound so loud it is painful, directed right at the godmodder. (2 actions)
Vending Machine Madness (1/10)
Godmodder attack attempts do not generally benefit from spending more then 1 action spent on them, so Vending Machine Madness goes to 2/10 instead! Unfortunately, the Godmodder is wearing earmuffs! He always wears earmuffs, starting on Page 3, post 47, on the 28th of december! However, although the Godmodder has already taken damage from loud sounds (also during post 47) and is thereby very resistant to it, your attack was good enough to not be totally nullified and so dealt 10 damage to the Messenger of the Infinite.
I make my next attack using the Staff (obviously), and try to unleash any magic that the Wand wants. It's the only way to ascertain the special properties of such a wand. Although sometimes it's dangerous, I have nothing to lose. For its target, I choose the Gentleman again. Let's see if the infinite pinchers can enable a good followup attack on him.
I then continue the charging of Insertion by inducing liquid mana into the iron architecture due to the lack of mana dusts.
You target Lord English. your Memory Slot now contains a Lord English Memory! a few tiny spiders also pour out of the staff and attack him for 3 damage. I was going to say the charging failed because you spent your mana on the spell, but then I realised storing a Memory doesn't require anything and the other thing is passive, so it works! you gain 0.4 progress.
Sky High attacks the HWD, killing it! Leader attacks the Faxman 1 damage and 9 attack damage! The Darkness given Form trains, eyes fixed on the Messenger and blade at the ready. The training does not go well, giving only 8 HP and 4 attack with the Soul's help. The Faxman screams, and regenerates 5 HP. It then tears the spiderlings into bits, regaining 4 Attack and 7 HP. The determined rage in its somewhat... well, substantially... crazed gaze is clear. The Messenger of the Infinite attacks the Darkness Given Form. A second time, the Darkness Given Form strikes the surface of the realm itself with a firmament-bluearm-joint, the closest its biology grants its blades to a pommel, and shatters the pane that is the real like so much dust. Unlike last time, this time it preforms the technique with timing worth a damn, rolling a 20 on the d20. in the half-real realm the splintered air reveals, the Messenger of the Infinite strikes it bodily, and it is bloodied, but only just. 10.5 damage to the Darkness Given Form! (rounded [1d2:1] down.). But shattering the pane between real and ideal is not without cost, and one of the Darkness's Soul Points flickers dangerously, seemingly hollowed out by the process, though it yet remains intact. The Saxman Procrastinates on everything- even Saxing! truly, the powers of doing nothing it possesses know no bounds. The Humongous Wooden Duck is too dead to dance! Lord English collects 'Humongous', 'dance' and '35' from the fallen Wooden Duck, then affixes Humongous to the Bathroom Stall Walls, allowing them to guard it and doubling their health! The Godmodder puts another point into Self-Actualisation I. [OG-megamaths] Sky High 80/200 HP, 47A, -10 to incoming damage, 1.1 Player Actions/round, 5 Regen. Leader 130/130 HP, 47A, 2.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13Regen. Bears the weight of Skadu Verthae. Least Splintering. Lesser Stinging Blood. [OG] spiderlings 1x0HP, 0.25x0A [OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 140/150 HP 85A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG] faithful Dog 2000/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side Only. [H]Faxman 12/184 HP 5 regen, 20A, Murderous Devotion, com?t??ent o? Sk?du ??????e. [AG-Megamaths] The Messenger of the Infinite 417/417 HP, +30 HP/R, +3 C stats/r, 2 Player Action/Round. 120A [AG] The Saxman. 144$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 12 HP shield! 0.2 charges. 1 Sax!A 0.4 Procrastination!A 0.3 ducks!A Tax Aura(0.18)! 5/5 SAX Humongous Bathroom Stall Walls (8/4x8 HP, 1 regen to max, Guarding Lord English) Wooden Duck 0/75 HP A 6/6 Feathersplinter. Lord English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of three hundred and five out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Attack. Lord Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing Dame, Sovereign, Military, Order, Health, Attack, dance, 35. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: two, though this is slowly increasing at numerically precise linear rate. [Pyramidial] Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions! Salt Servants 38x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 18/18 shield. [GM] Godmodder: 266 /300 HP 2/10 Self-Actualisation I 4/4 Infallible Insurance 3/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! multidimensional (stolen).
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds. BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby! The- Purity embodied. (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds! Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused. Megamaths: 2 Oak Wood. Light Wounds. Rotten Bone. Forgotten Axe. 10 Rosco: nothing. Light Wounds. Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions) OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds. Thalai: Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation! Clarissa: Magic Item (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience) Redrover: -6$
Well, For The Sake Of Having Something Else To Do, I Suppose It Would Be Expedient To Start A New Charge. However, I Feel Like Making Things Harder For Myself So I Have Taken A Page From Lord English's Book And Made This Charge Overly Verbose: 1.8/33
Makeshift Armor: 10/10
Paper Wings: 1.7/20
A Search For Power: 10/10
A Lever Long Enough: 12/16
(And the Saxman cannot have any of it.)
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Say, I know what I've forgotten!
And just in time, too - I give an additional Player Action to Sky High!
Now, it's time for me to make a decision as to what choice path I should follow at this juncture. Considering that verbosity is the hot new trend at the moment, or in other words, the act of making descriptions of things very long is "in," I will choose to make the choice to follow that path rather than using my time to throw and catch several chain-based woodcutting tools that are on fire.
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The Inventor applies the Familiar Essence to his makeshift chainmail armor. He then puts it on - because it's finished! It grants him 30 damage reduction and 20 HP regeneration.
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Leader silently curses in a thousand ancient tongues. People nearby can feel their bodies rejecting the words. Why has this forsaken BLOOD attached itself to him!?
Then, he notices something. The device seems to have gained a bit of a mind of its own. Related to the blood? He can't tell, but it whispers some powerful secrets to him... Leader gains a Player Action!
Leader does not attack.
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The turtles claimed by The Infinite begin chewing through the zombies.
The Infinite gains 30 HP and 15 Attack. It attacks the Darkness Given Form.
Earmuffs? Oh no. Earmuffs! How could this be! In frustration, I go back to working on my knives.
Animating Kitchen Knives (23.01/50)
Why? I must destroy the vending machines! I must destroy the one who created the vending machines! All vending machines must be destroyed! I take a stick, and draw little vending machines in the dirt, then promptly destroy them with my foot.
[GM] Godmodder: 266 /300 HP 2/10 Self-Actualisation I 4/4 Infallible Insurance 3/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! multidimensional (stolen).
Well, For The Sake Of Having Something Else To Do, I Suppose It Would Be Expedient To Start A New Charge. However, I Feel Like Making Things Harder For Myself So I Have Taken A Page From Lord English's Book And Made This Charge Overly Verbose: 1.8/33
Makeshift Armor: 10/10
Paper Wings: 1.7/20
A Search For Power: 10/10
A Lever Long Enough: 12/16
(And the Saxman cannot have any of it.)
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Say, I know what I've forgotten!
And just in time, too - I give an additional Player Action to Sky High!
Now, it's time for me to make a decision as to what choice path I should follow at this juncture. Considering that verbosity is the hot new trend at the moment, or in other words, the act of making descriptions of things very long is "in," I will choose to make the choice to follow that path rather than using my time to throw and catch several chain-based woodcutting tools that are on fire.
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The Inventor applies the Familiar Essence to his makeshift chainmail armor. He then puts it on - because it's finished! It grants him 30 damage reduction and 20 HP regeneration.
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Leader silently curses in a thousand ancient tongues. People nearby can feel their bodies rejecting the words. Why has this forsaken BLOOD attached itself to him!?
Then, he notices something. The device seems to have gained a bit of a mind of its own. Related to the blood? He can't tell, but it whispers some powerful secrets to him... Leader gains a Player Action!
Leader does not attack.
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The turtles claimed by The Infinite begin chewing through the zombies.
The Infinite gains 30 HP and 15 Attack. It attacks the Darkness Given Form.
You give Sky High an additional player action! Sky High gains 30 DR,20 HP Regen, and 1 Mana Regen! Leader gains a player action! The turtles are, unfortunately, both rarer and weaker then the zombies, but they do kill 4 of them before being wholly culled, obtaining 2 more of the smaragdine gemstones and some bone ash.
Earmuffs? Oh no. Earmuffs! How could this be! In frustration, I go back to working on my knives.
Animating Kitchen Knives (23.01/50)
Why? I must destroy the vending machines! I must destroy the one who created the vending machines! All vending machines must be destroyed! I take a stick, and draw little vending machines in the dirt, then promptly destroy them with my foot.
Vending Machine Madness (3/10)
You continue to work on your knives. The ancient spirit of vending machines, rumoured to have been part of a dread coalition which destroyed the ancient civilisations in the junglelands, notices your clear distaste for its people, and asks you why? for, is it not so that more people die to... cars don't really exist yet... well, the current equivalent of a car is a boat, so is it not so that o'er tenfold more die to freak boating accidents then vending machines? what have its people done to truly deserve such terrible ire? it goes without saying that the ancient spirit of vending machines looks clearly evil, its glass pitch obsidian, its edges cruel spikes stained with blood, its bottom a rickety thing poised to fall at any moment, and its interior filled with blazing magma and unhealthy drinks in equal measure. It's a good thing it can't touch you, since it's a spirit.
Randoom_Pperson comes into to whatever is happening.
Welcome, Randoom_Pperson! currently, The Godmodder is relaxing while his various minions, such as Lord English (not to be confused with L🎱rd English of Homestuck, Lord English manipulates language to warp reality) and The Saxman(he plays the sax.) fight off his enemies.
Sky High and Leader do not attack, as they have not been ordered to. The Darkness Given Form trains. it goes poorly again, giving only 8 more damage. The Faxman regenerates 5 health, and finds itself completely unable to harm the source or inventor, lashing out instead at The Saxman, destroying 3 Bathroom Stall Walls! The Messenger of the Infinite attacks the Darkness Given Form for 120 damage! The Saxman uses SAX, summoning an SA X, which is to say, a pseudo-Power Suit made of viruses! it uses its Sax action to do this as well, and the full power of its earlier Procrastination! Lord English attaches 35 to the Faxman, raising its attack accordingly! He then removes the word 'The' from 'The Messenger of the Infinite', giving it to the Faxman! since every entity with The [Letter]axman has been on the Godmodders side, The Faxman is temporarily pulled to the AG side as well!
The Godmodder puts another point into Self-Actualisation. he's really chugging along at fulfilling maslows hierarchy of needs! to be fair, usually you start at the bottom instead of the top, but who am I to judge?
[OG-megamaths] Sky High 85/200 HP, 47A, -40 to incoming damage, 2.1 Player Actions/round, 25 Regen. 1/1 Mana Leader 143/143 HP, 47A, 3.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13Regen. Bears the weight of Skadu Duiwole. Least Splintering. Lesser Stinging Blood. [OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 20/150 HP 93A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG] faithful Dog 2000/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side Only. [H]AG The Faxman 17/184 HP 5 regen, 59A, Murderous Devotion, commitment of Skadu ??????e. [AG-Megamaths] Messenger of the Infinite 447/417 HP, +30 HP/R, +3 C stats/r, 2 Player Action/Round. 135A [AG] The Saxman. 144$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 12 HP shield! 0.2 charges. 1 Sax!A 0.4 Procrastination!A 0.3 ducks!A Tax Aura(0.18)! Humongous Bathroom Stall Walls (8/4x5 HP, 1 regen to max, Guarding Lord English) The SA-X 20 HP, Energy Tank x9, 16 Missiles, 20% chance of Screwattack Counter, Infective. Lord English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of three hundred and five out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Attack. Lord Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing Dame, Sovereign, Military, Order, Health, Attack, dance. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: two, though this is slowly increasing at numerically precise linear rate. [Pyramidial] Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions! Salt Servants 38x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 18/18 shield. [GM] Godmodder: 266 /300 HP 3/10 Self-Actualisation I 4/4 Infallible Insurance 3/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! multidimensional (stolen).
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds. BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby! The- Purity embodied. (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds! Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused. Megamaths: 2 Oak Wood. Light Wounds. Rotten Bone. Forgotten Axe. 10 Rosco: nothing. Light Wounds. Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions) OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds. Thalai: Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation! Clarissa: Magic Item (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience) Redrover: -6$
I send a magical shield to protect Anti, since they are both spirits and I'm worried the evil vending machine might attack.
Boats you say? Boats! Of course boats are dangerous. Of course boats are dangerous! I destroy vending machines for one reason alone. When I destroy evil vending machines like you, I'm called a "Hero" I'm a "Lifesaver." When I heard how dangerous boats were? I destroyed half of them! Same premise right? Me destroying things that could very likely hurt you! At least that's what you would think! But no. When I destroy boats, people call me "evil" and that I'm "destroying their property" when I'm saving their lives! One rich merchant had a boat inside their home. A small boat, but still just as dangerous. When I jumped through the window to save them from the boat, they called me a "thief" and that I was "breaking and entering." What the hell! I'm saving those peoples lives! So, the only reason I don't destroy evil boats is because I have a "restraining order"... like that's going to stop me.
Well, For The Sake Of Having Something Else To Do, I Suppose It Would Be Expedient To Start A New Charge. However, I Feel Like Making Things Harder For Myself So I Have Taken A Page From Lord English's Book And Made This Charge Overly Verbose: 4.8/33
Paper Wings: 3.8/20
Luminous: 3.1/10
A Lever Long Enough: 14/16
(And the Saxman cannot have any of it.)
~~~
In regards to my personal quest and attempt to maximize the number of words I say within a single post, I will walk over to Lord English and offer to him one of the finest cups of Earl Grey I have. We shall have quite the conversation, I would presume.
~~~
The Inventor begins collecting leaves from nearby trees and turning them into paper.
He also attacks the Faxman.
~~~
Leader sits and meditates, trying to clear his mind.
Leader does not attack.
~~~
The Messenger Of The Infinite begins pummeling the zombies and skeletons itself. Someone has to get it done, after all.
The Infinite gains 30 HP and 15 Attack. It attacks the Darkness Given Form.
I send a magical shield to protect Anti, since they are both spirits and I'm worried the evil vending machine might attack.
Boats you say? Boats! Of course boats are dangerous. Of course boats are dangerous! I destroy vending machines for one reason alone. When I destroy evil vending machines like you, I'm called a "Hero" I'm a "Lifesaver." When I heard how dangerous boats were? I destroyed half of them! Same premise right? Me destroying things that could very likely hurt you! At least that's what you would think! But no. When I destroy boats, people call me "evil" and that I'm "destroying their property" when I'm saving their lives! One rich merchant had a boat inside their home. A small boat, but still just as dangerous. When I jumped through the window to save them from the boat, they called me a "thief" and that I was "breaking and entering." What the hell! I'm saving those peoples lives! So, the only reason I don't destroy evil boats is because I have a "restraining order"... like that's going to stop me.
Vending Machine Madness (5/10)
Anti being protected was part of the 'intended' solution for that very reason, granting the power of Opposition or 2 progress to the charge! Additionally, the counterpoint is incredibly incisive, valid, (((and hillarious,))) granting 2.5 progress or Water Solidification to the charge! The Spirit is taken aback by both of these things, moving away in search of victims with a higher vulnerability/vending-machine-hate coefficient.
Well, For The Sake Of Having Something Else To Do, I Suppose It Would Be Expedient To Start A New Charge. However, I Feel Like Making Things Harder For Myself So I Have Taken A Page From Lord English's Book And Made This Charge Overly Verbose: 4.8/33
Paper Wings: 3.8/20
Luminous: 3.1/10
A Lever Long Enough: 14/16
(And the Saxman cannot have any of it.)
~~~
In regards to my personal quest and attempt to maximize the number of words I say within a single post, I will walk over to Lord English and offer to him one of the finest cups of Earl Grey I have. We shall have quite the conversation, I would presume.
~~~
The Inventor begins collecting leaves from nearby trees and turning them into paper.
He also attacks the Faxman.
~~~
Leader sits and meditates, trying to clear his mind.
Leader does not attack.
~~~
The Messenger Of The Infinite begins pummeling the zombies and skeletons itself. Someone has to get it done, after all.
The Infinite gains 30 HP and 15 Attack. It attacks the Darkness Given Form.
Regretably you swiftly discover that although you have quite a lengthy conversation with the respectable Lord English, his command of the language for which he has been named is so very far beyond your own meagre understanding- in no small part due to his ability to change the objective number of degrees of reasonable interpretation viable for any given word at any given time within certain limits- that although you attempt to partake in the conversation, any sort of interjection or speech inevitable results in a gaffe of a highly embarrassing variety, such that you swiftly cease contributing to the soon-to-be monologue in any way at all. Isn't paper made of wood? in fact, I'm entirely certain it's made of wood, and not leaves. do leaves even exist? well, yes, but only for magical poison tornado plants indigenous to toxic swamps. don't ask how trees still have green stuff around them when leaves don't exist. Leader tries doing that. He kinda feels like killing things instead, though. Your order to The Messenger of the Infinite fails, because there is no The Messenger Of The Infinite. Do you, perhaps, mean Messenger Of The Infinite? as to the proposed chargequest solution under that obviously false name, it would be followed through on- if someone had been there to follow through- but the zombies and skeletons are on the other side of the river. Now, I know what you're thinking: A river? how would that stop anyone? but the river is also the edge of the vaguely defined Battlefield Area- crossing it personally puts you into sidequest territory, which is also considered dereliction of duty to the Godmodder... and drastically slows all snowballing due to the naturally lower risk of dealing with zombies and skeletons instead of conceptual corpse-revenants of the abyss bound to the waking world by hollow souls infused with purpose and astral chickens (astral chickens are, despite the shorter name, the deadlier option. I suggest you never anger an astral chicken.). Specifically, Messenger's regen would only work up to MHP with either +3 or +6 MHP/round, its stat growth would be affected similarly, its player actions per round would count at a similar rate if used for anything other then attack or sidequest-progression, and its attack would be untouched due to the lack of snowballing it effects.
Sky High attacks The Faxman, dealing 17 damage and 7 attack damage! They notice that having mana makes them not get tired, though that is a primarily cosmetic effect in this context. The Darkness Given Form continues training. The increasingly obvious oncoming death allows it to train with moderately higher effectiveness, gaining 20 HP and 2 attack! The Faxman attacks Leader, dealing 32 damage! Messenger of the Infinite idles, confused by the textual shenanigans going on around it. The Saxman plays their glorious Sax, giving the SA-X an additional Energy Tank, and ruining the single-digit maximality they had going on. The SA-X attacks Sky High, piercing his damage resistance with the Plasma beam which they have for 10 damage! Lord English collects the 0.2 and Charges from The Saxman. He then places the 0.2 on The Saxman's Tax Aura value, leaving Lord English holding a 0.18. He places that .18 next to Messenger of the Infinite's player actions/round, and places the 0 next to the regeneration of the Humongous Bathroom Stall Walls, concluding this action with Lord English possessing Charges in his stock of paraphernalia.
The Godmodder puts another point into Self-Actualisation I.
[OG-megamaths] Sky High 100/200 HP, 47A, -40 to incoming damage, 2.1 Player Actions/round, 25 Regen. 1/1 Mana Leader 124/143 HP, 47A, 3.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13Regen. Bears the weight of Skadu Duiwole. Least Splintering. Lesser Stinging Blood. [OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 40/170 HP 95A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none. [OG] faithful Dog 2000/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder [AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side Only. [H]AG The Faxman 0/184 HP 5 regen, 52A, Murderous Devotion, commitment of Skadu ??????e. [AG-Megamaths] Messenger of the Infinite 477/477 HP, +30 HP/R, +3 C stats/r, 2.18 Player Action/Round. 150A [AG] The Saxman. 144$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 12 HP shield! 1 Sax!A 0.4 Procrastination!A 0.3 ducks!A Tax Aura(0.2)! Humongous Bathroom Stall Walls (8/4x5 HP, 10 regen to max, Guarding Lord English) The SA-X 20 HP, Energy Tank x10, 16 Missiles, 20% chance of Screwattack Counter, Infective. Lord English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of three hundred and five out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Attack. Lord Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing Dame, Sovereign, Military, Order, Health, Attack, dance, Charges. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: three, though this is slowly increasing at numerically precise linear rate. [Pyramidial] Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions! Salt Servants 38x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 18/18 shield. [GM] Godmodder: 266 /300 HP 4/10 Self-Actualisation I 4/4 Infallible Insurance 3/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! multidimensional (stolen).
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds. BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby! The- Purity embodied. (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds! Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds. Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a vain attempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused. Megamaths: 2 Oak Wood. Light Wounds. Rotten Bone. Forgotten Axe. 10 Rosco: nothing. Light Wounds. Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions) OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds. Thalai: Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation! Clarissa: Magic Item (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience) Redrover: -6$
Well, For The Sake Of Having Something Else To Do, I Suppose It Would Be Expedient To Start A New Charge. However, I Feel Like Making Things Harder For Myself So I Have Taken A Page From Lord English's Book And Made This Charge Overly Verbose: 5.8/33
Paper Wings: 5.9/20
Luminous: 6.2/10
A Lever Long Enough: 16/16
And A Place To Put It: 0.18/16
(And the Saxman cannot have any of it.)
~~~
How unfortunate - Lord English can wax more eloquently than me! However, I think I found an interesting bit of information within the waxing that I can put to use. I pluck the "O" from my profile under "Light Wounds" and the "A" from "AG" in the Faxman's status block, and swap them! Now I have Light Wands, and the Faxman is OG. That will be useful in future dealings.
~~~
The Inventor insists that since leaves are part of the tree they're the same material as wood, slightly modified.
Whatever, he can collect wood instead. That won't be a problem.
He also attacks the Faxman.
~~~
Leader sits and meditates even harder.
Leader does not attack.
~~~
Messenger Of The Infinite decides not to do that, then. It completes its charge... it gains a player action and +1 Charge of stats per turn.
The Infinite gains 30 HP and 20 Attack. It attacks the Darkness Given Form.
I could take 4.5 progress to vending machine madness, and almost finish it... Or I could take Water Solidification, and Opposition, that have unknown uses that may or may not be helpful! Water Solidification and Opposition it is.
The spirit is moving away. The vending machine is running away. I can't let that happen. I can't! It will not escape me. No! I shall destroy it. But how? It is already a spirit... And I am not of spirit. How? How? How? How? It... will not escape me.
I quickly add an enchantment to the giant book that will let is pierce into the realm of spirits! (2 actions)
I then send the giant book after the evil vending machine, hitting it with a flurry of a thousand paper cuts!
I use nearly all my turn to complete the Permission Revision Insertion Ring. It allows me to elevate my rights within the system for a little while every some time. I don it in the left thumb.
I start my final project before heading out to fight. I still need some type of armour to protect me from the area. I try to collect strings and weave it into a white piece of fabric.
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Inventory:
Basic Manipulation Staff - Arcadicusspawn, 1x Memory Slot, Actions +1 for Magical Action excluding Charging, 120 HP Theft Resistance
Yvonne
[9.68/15] Insertion + 2, Frigid
I choose the Frigid engraving, it feels better.
Getting a decent wand enables me to feel better myself.
"Getting an okay wand. I should test it up."
Targetting the Englishmen that spawned from nowhere, I chants;
"From Zero there is One,
From One there is Infinite!
Automata Burst!"
A countable infinity of Automata springs from my Wand, which spawns two Automata by itself, in which another two Automata burst from each of the spawned Automata!
Each armed with only 1 pincher, but for a while, my Exponential growth Automata and their pinchers group up and attack the lone Englishman who can only work up linearly!
I then use the remaining two actions to charge up my Insertion Ring, feeling that having a Ring to power up my attack further is a way to do a bigger burst.
Iron itself is no good conductor for magic, I get myself some Mana Dust to infuse with the Iron.
I then say Hi to the Taxman/Saxman.
The knives continue to progress.
Your giant book slams into the Vending Machine, killing it! The Vending Machine's crumpled form teeters, then falls... right on top of the Humongous Wooden Duck's foot, dealing 15 damage to the Humongous Wooden Duck! you can clearly see how if the humongous wooden duck weren't humongous, it would've been killed by that vending machine. vending machines, man... they're scarily deadly.
You attack the Faxman for 4 damage.
the Inventor continues.
Leader waits patiently. he hears something like a squelch inside the device. that's normal, right?
The Messenger sends a glowblood past the River. observing the land, its pollen-growths observes that the ground is dark green like a swamp, and also that there's a gaping hole filled with anguished spirits on a hill it didn't have the right angle to see before. and a lot of zombies, and skeletons, and ghosts, and turtles... you know, evil monsters and stuff.
(You forgot to account for the 0.2 progress from the skin. I've edited that into your charge listing)
- Purity embodied.
Your numerically vast assault of various autonomous mechanisms and/or individuals strikes the reputable englishman across their collarbone, invoking audible responses of the variety which generally characterises pain and substantially reducing the abstract representation of his long-term vibrancy, approximately equivalent to nine parts in ten of the damage one would expect from a quarter of ten actions.
Unfortunately, you aren't able to locate any Mana Dust. that might be related to the lack of creepers?
Sky High and Leader deal 94 damage to the Faxman! it screams in anger at them. The Dame attacks the Messenger. The Darkness continues training in both shadowbox and reality, gaining 30 Health and 6 attack. The Faxman attacks Sky High in retaliatory anger, drawing long red lines across their skin and dealing 15 damage! The Messenger of the Infinite attacks the Faxman, which the Godmodder glances at, but does not comment on, since the Faxman did attack it last round. The Faxman screams its rage and falls to the floor, dead.
But it possesses an undying devotion and a commitment formed of bloodied flames. It is dead, but it is not gone.
The Saxman plays the Sax, giving his Stall walls 1 more HP each! The Humongous Wooden Duck eats another worm, gaining 10 more attack!
Lord English kills the Dames of tSMOoM and plunders their linguistical contents for his own use, obtaining Dame, Sovereign, Military, Order, Health, and Attack.
The Godmodder observes he has the battle well in hand once more, pats himself on the back for some tactically genius moves he made, and starts a new charge: Self-Actualization I. It's a whopping 10 points.
[OG-megamaths] Sky High 75/200 HP, 47A, -10 to incoming damage, 1.1 Player Actions/round, 5 Regen.
Leader 117/117 HP, 47A, 2.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13 Regen. Bears the weight of Skadu Verthae. Least Splintering. Lesser Stinging Blood.
[OG-DMX666] s of toM 0 P, 4
[OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 142/142 HP 81A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG] faithful Dog 200/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side Only.
[H] Faxman 1/184 HP 5 regen, 25A, Murderous Devotion, co??t???nt o? S??du ??????e.
[AG-Megamaths] The Messenger of the Infinite 397/397 HP, +30 HP/R, +3 C stats/r, 2 Player Action/Round. 105A
[AG] The Saxman. 144$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 12 HP shield! 0.2 charges. 1 Sax!A 0.4 Procrastination!A 0.3 ducks!A Tax Aura(0.18)! 4/5 SAX Bathroom Stall Walls (4/2x8 HP, 1 regen to max)
Humongous Wooden Duck 36/75 HP 35 A 6/6 Feathersplinter dance.
Vending Machine 0/60 HP, 11 Ammo, 1d3*5A, +50% accuracy
Lord English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of three hundred and five out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Attack. Lord Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing Dame, Sovereign, Military, Order, Health, Attack. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: one, though this is slowly increasing at numerically precise linear rate.
[Pyramidial] Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions!
Salt Servants 38x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 18/18 shield.
[GM] Godmodder: 266 /300 HP 1/10 Self-Actualisation I 4/4 Infallible Insurance 3/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! multidimensional (stolen).
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds.
BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds.
Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a
vainattempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.Megamaths: 2 Oak Wood. Light Wounds. Rotten Bone. Forgotten Axe. 10
Rosco: nothing. Light Wounds.
Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions)
OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds.
Thalai: Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation!
Clarissa: Magic Item (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot, +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience)
Redrover: -6$
Forgot Something!: 9/10
Makeshift Armor: 9.6/10
A Search For Power: 8.8/10
A Lever Long Enough: 10/16
(And the Saxman cannot have any of it.)
~~~
Again!? This is becoming dull and repetitive.
Whatever - I need to figure out what the heck it is I've forgotten.
~~~
The Inventor continues shaping chains. It's a long and arduous process and it's beginning to give him deja vu.
In a moment where he's between shaping chains, he attacks the Humongous Wooden Duck or the Faxman if it's dead.
~~~
Leader removes the device from the portal, closes the portal, and begins examining the device to make sure nothing's gone wrong.
Leader attacks the Humongous Wooden Duck or the Faxman if it's dead.
~~~
FOOD!The Infinite gains 30 HP and 15 Attack. It attacks the Darkness Given Form.
I keep working on my kni-
Wait a minute! According to page 143, post 2886, on the 27th of February, it was told that.
What could this mean? Is this... true? Did the godmodder create the vending machine? Why. How? How could the godmodder create something... so evil. So... powerful. So... full of tasty snacks? He has to be, punished, doesn't he? He can't just do that! Wait.. Why am I even sitting here, wasting my time on knives anyways? I have to destroy the godmodder. I have to stop the godmodder. I move the giant book close to the godmodder, then open it. I then, speedily close it. Creating a sound so loud it is painful, directed right at the godmodder. (2 actions)
Vending Machine Madness (1/10)
When players get creative.
Inventory:
Basic Manipulation Staff - Arcadicusspawn, 1x Memory Slot, Actions +1 for Magical Action excluding Charging, 120 HP Theft Resistance
Yvonne
[11.88/15] Insertion + 2, Frigid
I make my next attack using the Staff (obviously), and try to unleash any magic that the Wand wants. It's the only way to ascertain the special properties of such a wand. Although sometimes it's dangerous, I have nothing to lose. For its target, I choose the Gentleman again. Let's see if the infinite pinchers can enable a good followup attack on him.
I then continue the charging of Insertion by inducing liquid mana into the iron architecture due to the lack of mana dusts.
The Godmodder snickers.
the Inventor continues.
...
and gains the 'Familiar Essence' ingredient, the essence of Deja Vu! they can apply it to the Makeshift armor for the effect '1/4sMR', or turn it into 1.5 Charge Progress.
In the moment between removing the device and closing the portal, Leader observes that partially-clotted blood full of black flakes was pouring out of it, the flow of which caused the squelch.
The Infinite attempts to eat the Zombies and Skeletons, but finds that they are resilient to control in the same manner the Zombified Sheep were, and in the case of the skeletons, have even fewer potential nutrients. The Turtles are vulnerable, however, granting 0.3 progress.
Godmodder attack attempts do not generally benefit from spending more then 1 action spent on them, so Vending Machine Madness goes to 2/10 instead!
Unfortunately, the Godmodder is wearing earmuffs! He always wears earmuffs, starting on Page 3, post 47, on the 28th of december! However, although the Godmodder has already taken damage from loud sounds (also during post 47) and is thereby very resistant to it, your attack was good enough to not be totally nullified and so dealt 10 damage to the Messenger of the Infinite.
You target Lord English. your Memory Slot now contains a Lord English Memory! a few tiny spiders also pour out of the staff and attack him for 3 damage.
- Purity embodied.
I was going to say the charging failed because you spent your mana on the spell, but then I realised storing a Memory doesn't require anything and the other thing is passive, so it works! you gain 0.4 progress.
Sky High attacks the HWD, killing it! Leader attacks the Faxman 1 damage and 9 attack damage!
The Darkness given Form trains, eyes fixed on the Messenger and blade at the ready. The training does not go well, giving only 8 HP and 4 attack with the Soul's help.
The Faxman screams, and regenerates 5 HP. It then tears the spiderlings into bits, regaining 4 Attack and 7 HP. The determined rage in its somewhat... well, substantially... crazed gaze is clear.
The Messenger of the Infinite attacks the Darkness Given Form. A second time, the Darkness Given Form strikes the surface of the realm itself with a firmament-blue arm-joint, the closest its biology grants its blades to a pommel, and shatters the pane that is the real like so much dust.
Unlike last time, this time it preforms the technique with timing worth a damn, rolling a 20 on the d20. in the half-real realm the splintered air reveals, the Messenger of the Infinite strikes it bodily, and it is bloodied, but only just. 10.5 damage to the Darkness Given Form! (rounded [1d2:1] down.). But shattering the pane between real and ideal is not without cost, and one of the Darkness's Soul Points flickers dangerously, seemingly hollowed out by the process, though it yet remains intact.
The Saxman Procrastinates on everything- even Saxing! truly, the powers of doing nothing it possesses know no bounds.
The Humongous Wooden Duck is too dead to dance!
Lord English collects 'Humongous', 'dance' and '35' from the fallen Wooden Duck, then affixes Humongous to the Bathroom Stall Walls, allowing them to guard it and doubling their health!
The Godmodder puts another point into Self-Actualisation I.
[OG-megamaths] Sky High 80/200 HP, 47A, -10 to incoming damage, 1.1 Player Actions/round, 5 Regen.
Leader 130/130 HP, 47A, 2.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13 Regen. Bears the weight of Skadu Verthae. Least Splintering. Lesser Stinging Blood.
[OG] spiderlings 1x0HP, 0.25x0A
[OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 140/150 HP 85A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG] faithful Dog 2000/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side Only.
[H] Faxman 12/184 HP 5 regen, 20A, Murderous D
evotion, com?t??ent o? Sk?du ??????e.[AG-Megamaths] The Messenger of the Infinite 417/417 HP, +30 HP/R, +3 C stats/r, 2 Player Action/Round. 120A
[AG] The Saxman. 144$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 12 HP shield! 0.2 charges. 1 Sax!A 0.4 Procrastination!A 0.3 ducks!A Tax Aura(0.18)! 5/5 SAX Humongous Bathroom Stall Walls (8/4x8 HP, 1 regen to max, Guarding Lord English)
Wooden Duck 0/75 HP A 6/6 Feathersplinter.
Lord English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of three hundred and five out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Attack. Lord Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing Dame, Sovereign, Military, Order, Health, Attack, dance, 35. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: two, though this is slowly increasing at numerically precise linear rate.
[Pyramidial] Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions!
Salt Servants 38x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 18/18 shield.
[GM] Godmodder: 266 /300 HP 2/10 Self-Actualisation I 4/4 Infallible Insurance 3/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! multidimensional (stolen).
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds.
BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds.
Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a
vainattempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.Megamaths: 2 Oak Wood. Light Wounds. Rotten Bone. Forgotten Axe. 10
Rosco: nothing. Light Wounds.
Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions)
OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds.
Thalai: Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation!
Clarissa: Magic Item (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience)
Redrover: -6$
Forgot Something!: 10/10
Well, For The Sake Of Having Something Else To Do, I Suppose It Would Be Expedient To Start A New Charge. However, I Feel Like Making Things Harder For Myself So I Have Taken A Page From Lord English's Book And Made This Charge Overly Verbose: 1.8/33
Makeshift Armor: 10/10
Paper Wings: 1.7/20
A Search For Power: 10/10
A Lever Long Enough: 12/16
(And the Saxman cannot have any of it.)
~~~
Say, I know what I've forgotten!
And just in time, too - I give an additional Player Action to Sky High!
Now, it's time for me to make a decision as to what choice path I should follow at this juncture. Considering that verbosity is the hot new trend at the moment, or in other words, the act of making descriptions of things very long is "in," I will choose to make the choice to follow that path rather than using my time to throw and catch several chain-based woodcutting tools that are on fire.
~~~
The Inventor applies the Familiar Essence to his makeshift chainmail armor. He then puts it on - because it's finished! It grants him 30 damage reduction and 20 HP regeneration.
~~~
Leader silently curses in a thousand ancient tongues. People nearby can feel their bodies rejecting the words. Why has this forsaken BLOOD attached itself to him!?
Then, he notices something. The device seems to have gained a bit of a mind of its own. Related to the blood? He can't tell, but it whispers some powerful secrets to him... Leader gains a Player Action!
Leader does not attack.
~~~
The turtles claimed by The Infinite begin chewing through the zombies.The Infinite gains 30 HP and 15 Attack. It attacks the Darkness Given Form.
Earmuffs? Oh no. Earmuffs! How could this be! In frustration, I go back to working on my knives.
Animating Kitchen Knives (23.01/50)
Why? I must destroy the vending machines! I must destroy the one who created the vending machines! All vending machines must be destroyed! I take a stick, and draw little vending machines in the dirt, then promptly destroy them with my foot.
Vending Machine Madness (3/10)
When players get creative.
How much HP does the Godmodder have?
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
266
When players get creative.
Randoom_Pperson comes into to whatever is happening.
Supreme Cat-lover Of The First Grade
I AM A CAT PERSON. /\_____/\
She/her pronouns please. (=^.^=)
You give Sky High an additional player action!
Sky High gains 30 DR,20 HP Regen, and 1 Mana Regen!
Leader gains a player action!
The turtles are, unfortunately, both rarer and weaker then the zombies, but they do kill 4 of them before being wholly culled, obtaining 2 more of the smaragdine gemstones and some bone ash.
You continue to work on your knives.
The ancient spirit of vending machines, rumoured to have been part of a dread coalition which destroyed the ancient civilisations in the junglelands, notices your clear distaste for its people, and asks you why? for, is it not so that more people die to... cars don't really exist yet... well, the current equivalent of a car is a boat, so is it not so that o'er tenfold more die to freak boating accidents then vending machines? what have its people done to truly deserve such terrible ire?
it goes without saying that the ancient spirit of vending machines looks clearly evil, its glass pitch obsidian, its edges cruel spikes stained with blood, its bottom a rickety thing poised to fall at any moment, and its interior filled with blazing magma and unhealthy drinks in equal measure. It's a good thing it can't touch you, since it's a spirit.
Welcome, Randoom_Pperson! currently, The Godmodder is relaxing while his various minions, such as Lord English (not to be confused with L🎱rd English of Homestuck, Lord English manipulates language to warp reality) and The Saxman(he plays the sax.) fight off his enemies.
- Purity embodied.
Sky High and Leader do not attack, as they have not been ordered to.
The Darkness Given Form trains. it goes poorly again, giving only 8 more damage.
The Faxman regenerates 5 health, and finds itself completely unable to harm the source or inventor, lashing out instead at The Saxman, destroying 3 Bathroom Stall Walls!
The Messenger of the Infinite attacks the Darkness Given Form for 120 damage!
The Saxman uses SAX, summoning an SA X, which is to say, a pseudo-Power Suit made of viruses! it uses its Sax action to do this as well, and the full power of its earlier Procrastination!
Lord English attaches 35 to the Faxman, raising its attack accordingly! He then removes the word 'The' from 'The Messenger of the Infinite', giving it to the Faxman! since every entity with The [Letter]axman has been on the Godmodders side, The Faxman is temporarily pulled to the AG side as well!
The Godmodder puts another point into Self-Actualisation. he's really chugging along at fulfilling maslows hierarchy of needs! to be fair, usually you start at the bottom instead of the top, but who am I to judge?
[OG-megamaths] Sky High 85/200 HP, 47A, -40 to incoming damage, 2.1 Player Actions/round, 25 Regen. 1/1 Mana
Leader 143/143 HP, 47A, 3.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13 Regen. Bears the weight of Skadu Duiwole. Least Splintering. Lesser Stinging Blood.
[OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 20/150 HP 93A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG] faithful Dog 2000/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side Only.
[H] AG The Faxman 17/184 HP 5 regen, 59A, Murderous D
evotion, commitment of Skadu ??????e.[AG-Megamaths] Messenger of the Infinite 447/417 HP, +30 HP/R, +3 C stats/r, 2 Player Action/Round. 135A
[AG] The Saxman. 144$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 12 HP shield! 0.2 charges. 1 Sax!A 0.4 Procrastination!A 0.3 ducks!A Tax Aura(0.18)! Humongous Bathroom Stall Walls (8/4x5 HP, 1 regen to max, Guarding Lord English)
The SA-X 20 HP, Energy Tank x9, 16 Missiles, 20% chance of Screwattack Counter, Infective.
Lord English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of three hundred and five out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Attack. Lord Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing Dame, Sovereign, Military, Order, Health, Attack, dance. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: two, though this is slowly increasing at numerically precise linear rate.
[Pyramidial] Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions!
Salt Servants 38x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 18/18 shield.
[GM] Godmodder: 266 /300 HP 3/10 Self-Actualisation I 4/4 Infallible Insurance 3/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! multidimensional (stolen).
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds.
BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds.
Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a
vainattempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.Megamaths: 2 Oak Wood. Light Wounds. Rotten Bone. Forgotten Axe. 10
Rosco: nothing. Light Wounds.
Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions)
OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds.
Thalai: Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation!
Clarissa: Magic Item (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience)
Redrover: -6$
I send a magical shield to protect Anti, since they are both spirits and I'm worried the evil vending machine might attack.
Vending Machine Madness (5/10)
When players get creative.
Well, For The Sake Of Having Something Else To Do, I Suppose It Would Be Expedient To Start A New Charge. However, I Feel Like Making Things Harder For Myself So I Have Taken A Page From Lord English's Book And Made This Charge Overly Verbose: 4.8/33
Paper Wings: 3.8/20A Lever Long Enough: 14/16
(And the Saxman cannot have any of it.)
~~~
In regards to my personal quest and attempt to maximize the number of words I say within a single post, I will walk over to Lord English and offer to him one of the finest cups of Earl Grey I have. We shall have quite the conversation, I would presume.
~~~
The Inventor begins collecting leaves from nearby trees and turning them into paper.
He also attacks the Faxman.
~~~
Leader sits and meditates, trying to clear his mind.Leader does not attack.
~~~
The Messenger Of The Infinite begins pummeling the zombies and skeletons itself. Someone has to get it done, after all.The Infinite gains 30 HP and 15 Attack. It attacks the Darkness Given Form.
Anti being protected was part of the 'intended' solution for that very reason, granting the power of Opposition or 2 progress to the charge! Additionally, the counterpoint is incredibly incisive, valid, (((and hillarious,))) granting 2.5 progress or Water Solidification to the charge! The Spirit is taken aback by both of these things, moving away in search of victims with a higher vulnerability/vending-machine-hate coefficient.
Regretably you swiftly discover that although you have quite a lengthy conversation with the respectable Lord English, his command of the language for which he has been named is so very far beyond your own meagre understanding- in no small part due to his ability to change the objective number of degrees of reasonable interpretation viable for any given word at any given time within certain limits- that although you attempt to partake in the conversation, any sort of interjection or speech inevitable results in a gaffe of a highly embarrassing variety, such that you swiftly cease contributing to the soon-to-be monologue in any way at all.
- Purity embodied.
Isn't paper made of wood? in fact, I'm entirely certain it's made of wood, and not leaves. do leaves even exist? well, yes, but only for magical poison tornado plants indigenous to toxic swamps. don't ask how trees still have green stuff around them when leaves don't exist.
Leader tries doing that. He kinda feels like killing things instead, though.
Your order to The Messenger of the Infinite fails, because there is no The Messenger Of The Infinite. Do you, perhaps, mean Messenger Of The Infinite?
as to the proposed chargequest solution under that obviously false name, it would be followed through on- if someone had been there to follow through- but the zombies and skeletons are on the other side of the river. Now, I know what you're thinking: A river? how would that stop anyone? but the river is also the edge of the vaguely defined Battlefield Area- crossing it personally puts you into sidequest territory, which is also considered dereliction of duty to the Godmodder... and drastically slows all snowballing due to the naturally lower risk of dealing with zombies and skeletons instead of conceptual corpse-revenants of the abyss bound to the waking world by hollow souls infused with purpose and astral chickens (astral chickens are, despite the shorter name, the deadlier option. I suggest you never anger an astral chicken.). Specifically, Messenger's regen would only work up to MHP with either +3 or +6 MHP/round, its stat growth would be affected similarly, its player actions per round would count at a similar rate if used for anything other then attack or sidequest-progression, and its attack would be untouched due to the lack of snowballing it effects.
Sky High attacks The Faxman, dealing 17 damage and 7 attack damage! They notice that having mana makes them not get tired, though that is a primarily cosmetic effect in this context.
The Darkness Given Form continues training. The increasingly obvious oncoming death allows it to train with moderately higher effectiveness, gaining 20 HP and 2 attack!
The Faxman attacks Leader, dealing 32 damage!
Messenger of the Infinite idles, confused by the textual shenanigans going on around it.
The Saxman plays their glorious Sax, giving the SA-X an additional Energy Tank, and ruining the single-digit maximality they had going on. The SA-X attacks Sky High, piercing his damage resistance with the Plasma beam which they have for 10 damage! Lord English collects the 0.2 and Charges from The Saxman. He then places the 0.2 on The Saxman's Tax Aura value, leaving Lord English holding a 0.18. He places that .18 next to Messenger of the Infinite's player actions/round, and places the 0 next to the regeneration of the Humongous Bathroom Stall Walls, concluding this action with Lord English possessing Charges in his stock of paraphernalia.
The Godmodder puts another point into Self-Actualisation I.
[OG-megamaths] Sky High 100/200 HP, 47A, -40 to incoming damage, 2.1 Player Actions/round, 25 Regen. 1/1 Mana
Leader 124/143 HP, 47A, 3.1 Player Actions/Round, -20 to incoming damage. 13 Regen. Bears the weight of Skadu Duiwole. Least Splintering. Lesser Stinging Blood.
[OG-Lyricsdusk] Darkness given Form 40/170 HP 95A, blades of abyss,lightless onslaught. Darkness Given Soul ✦✦✦✦✦✦ SP, and something crawled out, but a hateful mirror. Darkness with purpose.••••••••••. heritage of the black star and the reign of none.
[OG] faithful Dog 2000/100HP -33 to incoming damage! Solid diamond Deal with the Godmodder
[AG] etrahedral one : Sealed. Glass Side Only.
[H] AG The Faxman 0/184 HP 5 regen, 52A, Murderous D
evotion, commitment of Skadu ??????e.[AG-Megamaths] Messenger of the Infinite 477/477 HP, +30 HP/R, +3 C stats/r, 2.18 Player Action/Round. 150A
[AG] The Saxman. 144$, Taxes enemies which hit it! 12 HP shield! 1 Sax!A 0.4 Procrastination!A 0.3 ducks!A Tax Aura(0.2)! Humongous Bathroom Stall Walls (8/4x5 HP, 10 regen to max, Guarding Lord English)
The SA-X 20 HP, Energy Tank x10, 16 Missiles, 20% chance of Screwattack Counter, Infective.
Lord English, a highly reputable Englishman in possession of three hundred and five out of Number Health points, also possessing a Numerically Potent Attack. Lord Englishes Abstract Representation of Collected Verbs, Nouns, Adjectives, Pronouns, and other linguistic paraphernalia is currently: containing Dame, Sovereign, Military, Order, Health, Attack, dance, Charges. Regarding his manipulations of the collected paraphernalia, he possesses the following quantity of Degrees of reasonableness: three, though this is slowly increasing at numerically precise linear rate.
[Pyramidial] Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions!
Salt Servants 38x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 18/18 shield.
[GM] Godmodder: 266 /300 HP 4/10 Self-Actualisation I 4/4 Infallible Insurance 3/2 Noonday Sky 5/5 Give me a Sign! 3/3 if it weighs... the same.. as a duck... 2/2 and therefore... a Witch! multidimensional (stolen).
SirNatureWriter: shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). Light Wounds.
BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Moderate Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber, stress-free (Permanent!)! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Doubly good at le moosic. Explicitly [A]! bears The Medal Of Rest! 57HP-shield, 20-HP Auto-charger! Scimitar Of Darkness (30Charge! hyper-resistant to tampering! sky bonus? Can Talk! and close portals!). Moderate Wounds!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!). Light Wounds.
Darkside: Rock Snake Corpse (59 rocks), probably hopelessly confused. went on a sidequest in a
vainattempt to become, perhaps, slightly less confused; ended up in a game of monopoly, making them more confused.Megamaths: 2 Oak Wood. Light Wounds. Rotten Bone. Forgotten Axe. 10
Rosco: nothing. Light Wounds.
Daethdir: Trident of Fish commanding (functional 3A, specialised.), Spell gem, Fed. in not!Antarctica. shielded (0.55 Actions)
OrcalordBeyond: is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. Light Wounds.
Thalai: Truly Ludicrous Supply Of partially-enchanted Kitchen Knives. Blessing of Anti Hyphen Taxation!
Clarissa: Magic Item (Arcadicusspawn, 1 Memory Slot[Lord English], +100% to 1 action of the magical variety, 120 Resilience)
Redrover: -6$
Well, For The Sake Of Having Something Else To Do, I Suppose It Would Be Expedient To Start A New Charge. However, I Feel Like Making Things Harder For Myself So I Have Taken A Page From Lord English's Book And Made This Charge Overly Verbose: 5.8/33
Paper Wings: 5.9/20A Lever Long Enough: 16/16
And A Place To Put It: 0.18/16
(And the Saxman cannot have any of it.)
~~~
How unfortunate - Lord English can wax more eloquently than me! However, I think I found an interesting bit of information within the waxing that I can put to use. I pluck the "O" from my profile under "Light Wounds" and the "A" from "AG" in the Faxman's status block, and swap them! Now I have Light Wands, and the Faxman is OG. That will be useful in future dealings.
~~~
The Inventor insists that since leaves are part of the tree they're the same material as wood, slightly modified.
Whatever, he can collect wood instead. That won't be a problem.
He also attacks the Faxman.
~~~
Leader sits and meditates even harder.Leader does not attack.
~~~
Messenger Of The Infinite decides not to do that, then. It completes its charge... it gains a player action and +1 Charge of stats per turn.The Infinite gains 30 HP and 20 Attack. It attacks the Darkness Given Form.
I could take 4.5 progress to vending machine madness, and almost finish it... Or I could take Water Solidification, and Opposition, that have unknown uses that may or may not be helpful! Water Solidification and Opposition it is.
The spirit is moving away. The vending machine is running away. I can't let that happen. I can't! It will not escape me. No! I shall destroy it. But how? It is already a spirit... And I am not of spirit. How? How? How? How? It... will not escape me.
I quickly add an enchantment to the giant book that will let is pierce into the realm of spirits! (2 actions)
I then send the giant book after the evil vending machine, hitting it with a flurry of a thousand paper cuts!
When players get creative.
Inventory:
Basic Manipulation Staff [held] - Arcadicusspawn; 1x Memory Slot - LordEnglish Memory; Actions +1 for Magical Action excluding Charging; 120 Resillence.
Permission Revision Insertion Ring [left thumb] - 0/3 Gain ? Charges; 0/5 Memory Amplifier; ?x Memory Slots - Nil, Frigid.
//please fill in the ? for me, thanks
Yvonne
[15/15] +2.72 Insertion - Frigid
[0.28/20] +0.28 The Enchanted Light Dress-Armor
I use nearly all my turn to complete the Permission Revision Insertion Ring. It allows me to elevate my rights within the system for a little while every some time. I don it in the left thumb.
I start my final project before heading out to fight. I still need some type of armour to protect me from the area. I try to collect strings and weave it into a white piece of fabric.