Action One: I autograph the 'Give me a Sign!' charge!
Action Two: I remix True Administrator but Jadranko. This makes him better at bureaucracy and therefore administration.
Action Szirf: I CTG (verb, as distinct from confronting the Godmodder). The associate de-acronym is Computer Task Group, so now presumably I am computing something as a group about tasks. I use this to calculate entity orders!
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Entities act at discretion except I've calculated some advice or estimations to be discretionary towards apparently.
I use my first action to copyright the word charge, then take the thyme rot to court over its dodge charger and force it to be removed. I won’t sue OG entities over the word.
I use my second action to summon the royal lawyer to make sure I win.
I use my third to repair the castle.
Ganlidore casts wall of stone in front of the castle to reinforce it.
The healer heals itself.
The tinkerer starts building a catapult. (Idk how much it needs yet)
I (on the moon, yay) pick up a mic made of particles and put it through a particle accelerator. I point the other end at the Basic Dark Cavern's monster summoning capability.
A2 = WELL DUNK
The Energy Plant gets put in the well.
A3 = Reasoning
My mind uses the power of logic! Premise A: Swallowtail's Ghost gave all the AG entities Dodge Chargers. Premise B: New AG entities are summoned after that. Conjunction (C/A+B): New AG entities are summoned after Swallowtail's Ghost gave all the AG entities Dodge Chargers. Premise C: The new AG entities have Dodge Chargers. Premise D: Swallowtail's Ghost, or indeed anything else, didn't give the new AG entities Dodge Chargers. E (follows from D): The new AG entities don't have Dodge Chargers. CONTRADICTION (C+E): The new AG entities have Dodge Chargers and the new AG entities don't have Dodge Chargers. There are only two ways to fix this. 1) Go into the past, and make something give the new AG entities Dodge Chargers. 2) Remove the new AG entities' Dodge Chargers.
Energy Plant = Heart Shaping Module 6/6 USING
The Energy Plant thinks it would create the absence of energy. But the energy that's already there can't just disappear! So it must go somewhere! The Energy Plant makes something to make the excess energy go into the Heart Shaping Module!
Health Altar 15/15 USING (with Heart Shaping Module)
The Health Altar summons clerics every round, and the Heart Shaping Module (an upgrade for the altar) lets it increase stats.
Moonmoon Beam = FIRE MOONBEAM/MOONMOONBEAM!
Tom Sawyer = Tell everyone in CTG 2 what's happening! Also maybe copy some of it's source code, it could be useful.
Health Altar = Increase the Interior HP of the Inside-Outside Tank!
Its sigils continues to destroy the Thyme Rot's dodge charger, with any extra damage carrying over onto the Rot itself.
The Saline Executioner will gaze forward.
It will witness the dark cave, which will birth ever more monstrous creatures. It will understand that while an ordinary blade would not be able to cut out a hole, an absence of being like a cave, it will be no ordinary blade. It will prepare to strike.
Botched Execution - Titan Slime: 5/6
Achilles Tendon't - Godmodder/Mountainmodder: 4/6
Execution - Swallowtail's Ghost: /6
Execution - Morally Dissolute Thyme Rot: 2/6
Execution - Basic Dark Cavern: 1/6
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
17.9 - ecneserP ehT shifts its position in non-reality, focusing all of its decay into a single element of itself. It then violently excises that element from itself, causing it to cease existing.
The Slow March Toward An Inevitable Demise: 40/999
ecneserP ehT attacks the Meta-Nightmare Dream Catchers and regenerates. THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW attacks Swallowtail's Ghost's Dodge Charger. The Cats attack Swallowtail's Ghost's Dodge Charger.
Action 1: I take the 0 from my zeroth action and fit it between '10' and '%' within the Swallowtail Ghost's Aggressive Mode. It has a '100%' chance to attack allies!
Actions 2 and : carge.
Entity Orders: My entities attack Swallowtail's Ghost. The Craftbot continues crafting the Bowler Hat.
Endless Calamity: 14.7/100
CTG2 Action:
Replying to ORIGIN: You turn the Box into Devil-worshipping Mush!
Replying to Clown: You jumpscare the Godmodder! 100 damage!
Replying to Simuob: You attempt to repair the Box, but it is no use, it has already sacrificed itself in the name of Santa- err, not Santa, the other guy.
Replying to Tom Sawyer: You tell everyone in CTG2 what is happening in CTG1 (or what has happened, time's weird man), but they probably already know because the CTG Fan can canonically read the thread and the Clown is... uh...
The Godmodder smirks. "You haven't even realized it yet, have you? My health is negative, and healing godmodders is impossible. In other words: DEFEATING ME IS IMPOSSIBLE!" The Clowning Spirit arrives to the battlefield.
Clowny light envelops the Godmodder. It dissipates, the Godmodder is no longer there.
The Shadow appears behind the Box. "Huh, I thought that guy would've held you off for longer. Well, whatever, you're never going to stop my plan anyway."
and ; then applying the remaining 58 to ecneserP ehT. The Health Altar heals the Inside-Out Tank for 12 HP, and summons a Cleric! The Craftbot continues work on the vitally important Bowler Hat. Storm Man!! attacks the Swallowtail's Ghost!! [1d100:93] and hits!! for 20 damage!! hits with the second, lesser blow. Finally, it upgrades with 0.4 more actions, correcting for an error where one of the and peat kittens attack the Swallowtail's Ghost's Dodge Charger for 2 damage! Clown Blood Cake Pizza, 1/1 HP, respawns, 4/Yes Clown Blood. Is a Pizza! is a cake! is [ShAr-Megamaths]530/832 HP, 1096 Life Force(???), 15A, 20 DR, 25 Thorns, 5.5 Actions, Cat-aclysmic Overwrite. 20C Failsafe Bomb. Decaying 32. Heir.
A1: I take the Midnight Nubibus and make an astrological college out of it! This scatters parts of it to form the stars and occlusions thereof to aid in such divinations.
A2 + MOTHS: Since the MOTHPIRE MOTH PYRE has factionalized the Swallowtail's Ghost, this means that the MOTH PYRE also has a Dodge Charger! I abuse this to acquire car keys from the MOTH PYRE somehow and give them to the moths. The moths drive off with the car, go around stealing other cars, and also the Swallowtail's Ghost is consumed to power CARS. There is much grand theft auto, or at least attempted automobile supply control.
A3: I verb the Godmodder! I'm not sure what godmodder (verb) is supposed to be compared to godmodding, but presumably the Godmodder is now cheating at roleplaying games.
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MOTHS ARE CURRENTLY STEALING CARS AND DRIVING AROUND THE RACETRACKS. Other entities continue building the moon or something, since we probably need to get it built up (and possibly taken over by Mexico and/or aliens) as soon as possible!
With my first action, I give swallowtail’s ghost some rage serum, locking swallowtail’s ghost permanently into aggressive mode, with an additional 30% damage.
My other two actions are to attack the thyme rot.
Okay, the tinkerer will take a long time to make that catapult. Good thing his assistant just went through the portal! This will make progress faster on projects the tinkerer is working on.
The healer enters the castle and heals Ganlidore. Ganlidore casts hold monster on the midnight nubibus.
The knights continue attacking the goblins. The archers attack the nubibus.
The tinkerer and assistant continue on the catapult. (More than .1/1)
Rollback Post to RevisionRollBack
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
A1 = I grant Tom SAWyer (who isn't any different from Tom Sawyer, I just got tired of the capital A and W) reality shaping!
A2 = Moonmoon Stuff!
Hmm. A satellite isn't that helpful. What the OGs need is a GPS SATELLITE! I attack a GPS module to the satellite. Now it knows where things are! But more importantly, it knows where the AGs are. Also the GPS module is part of the Moonmoon, so this increases Moonmoon completion!
A3 = Restrictor Plate!
(please mentally replace the next three mentions of 'MDTR' with 'Morally Dissolute Thyme Rot') I attach a Restrictor Plate to the MDTR, restricting its decay production. The Restrictor Plate burrows inside the MDTR, making it impossible for the MDTR (or anyone else) to attack it without attacking itself.
Tom Sawyer = Hmm. Copy some of the source code of CTG2.
Energy Plant = Sword Guy 1.5/9 The Energy Plant goes on an epic quest to find a person worthy of the sword sword worthy of the person worthy of the sword. The Energy Plant does this all from the safety of their well. Somehow. Yeah.
Moonmoon Laser = Fire the Moonbeam at... Swallowtail's Ghost.
Health Altar = Summon clerics (which will heal the Royal Healer) and give the Inside-Outside Tank Regen.
Action 1: I walk up to the Decaying that's happening to the Inside-Out Tank and say: "You're a boring mechanic." This causes it to instantly get erased from existence.
Actions 2 and 3: egrahc
Entity Orders: My entities attack Swallowtail's Ghost. The Craftbot continues crafting the Bowler Hat.
Endless Calamity: 16.9/100
CTG2 Action:
Replying to ORIGIN: You allergize The Shadow!
Replying to Simuob: You try to find the Godmodder. You search the entire Battlefield, but find no clues. "Hey, you aided the Godmodder, right? He probably would've wanted you to continue his goal of annoying the Players." The Shadow gives you 5 CP to complete your charge.
Replying to Clown: You eat the other clowns, turning them into many smaller clowns? Okay?
Replying to Tom Sawyer: CTG2 doesn't have source code, because it isn't a video game, but you do copy its... idea? potential? You copy something akin to source code but not quite source code.
The Shadow flies away at flabbergastable speeds. It leaves a trail of shadowy skin flakes... shadow flakes? That sounds like a cereal demons would like.
Action 1: I use my 4 charges to summon a perfectly normal Deagle onto my left hand.
Action 2: At least it WAS perfectly normal, until I begin to focus on my left hand REALLY hard. My focusing combined with my inner seasoned rot cause my left hand to liquify and meld together with my Deagle. Eventually, the skin and bones of my flesh start to form and become one with my Deagle, causing my left hand to look pretty much like this.
Action 3: I then test my gun hand by using it on a lowly imp.
20.3 - ecneserP ehT uses a nearby gallon of Heal Juice (trademark pending) to remove its remaining decay.
The Slow March Toward An Inevitable Demise: 45/999
ecneserP ehT attacks Swallowtail's Ghost and regenerates. THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW attacks Swallowtail's Ghost's Dodge Charger. The Cats attack Swallowtail's Ghost's Dodge Charger.
count, because they Loiter, so that'd be around... 30 attack. Then, upgrades with 0.2 more actions, and decays. elects to attack the Swallowtail's Ghost, since its Dodge Charger is already Clown Blood Cake Pizza, 1/1 HP, respawns, 4/Yes Clown Blood. Is a Pizza! is a cake! is [ShAr-Megamaths]498/832 HP, 1096 Life Force(???), 15A, 20 DR, 25 Thorns, 5.7 Actions, Cat-aclysmic Overwrite. 20C Failsafe Bomb. Decaying 32. Heir.
A1: Simulation in Progress. In the Star Trek pinball game sense! Combat simulator targets things appear. But wait, since the Swallowtail's Ghost is gone...it's no longer a simulation! The combat simulator targets have become physical ships! They end up in the Midnight Nubibus' way, crashing into it and increasing its pinball score.
A2 + A3: I get a fire damage restoration service to restore the fire! Flame linked or something! THIS INCREASES THE MOTHPIRE MOTH PYRE'S HEALTH BECAUSE IT DOES. DARK SOULS REFERENCE.
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Entities applicable expand the moon with a GPS groundellite, which is like a satellite but it's on the ground. Of the moon. Lots of dishes and measurement and whatnot, at enough distance to hopefully triangulate. Other entities act at discretion.
It appears that an extremely long and difficult test that has over a googolplex questions has been sent to them by the LUAC (Life, the Universe, And everything Council).
(there was a glitch in space-time)
The test includes philosophical questions, the meaning of life, an entire super difficult mini-quiz which is a googol questions long, and there’s also questions about what happened before history was created, fiendishly difficult
The Godmodder has ten minutes to complete the test, starting as soon as the test lands in their inbox.
Once those ten minutes pass, and the test hasn’t been completed (or is completed incorrectly), the Godmodder’s powers will be taken away forever.
The Godmodder must use a pen that takes an hour of extreme concentration to write a single letter.
They will inevitably fail to concentrate at least once a second.
No shorthand is allowed, and the Godmodder must write a szirf thousand page essay explaining the answer and how they got it.
Each essay must have ten thousand references, each needing them to speak to a hundred experts to get.
No cheating, searching, workarounds, help, and using Godmodder powers allowed.
LUAC sent the Godmodder the test and the rules, but it has to be unscrambled by using a special decoder in the hoard of a dragon who is super powerful and who’s location is known only by a special monk (who only speaks to people in the tower) who resides in a floating tower that’s invisible and impossibly tall, plus has an intense gravitational field, and the only way to get to the monk is to use a pair of wings (made from the silk of an almost extinct and elusive moth) hand-crafted by a giant king smith who’s fighting a war, and then use a grappling hook (made from the remains of a ring in a volcano that’s impossible to withstand the heat of) handcrafted (must be of the most exquisite craftsmanship) by none other than the Godmodder’s worst enemy, who has been getting an F- in crafting every single class, and further more, is in hiding in a secret bunker which teleports to a new location every second, and is invisible, impenetrable, impossible to find, impossible to speak….
It seems impossible, but the Godmodder can do it.
However, then they’ll have to take the test, and it’s also possible, but they will get one of their actions stolen by me.
And, if they don’t complete the test, their powers will get taken to me.
Tom Sawyer = By my calculations CTG2 is about a year in the future. There must be some exciting new technology! Invest in it!
Energy Plant = Sword Guy 3/9 Well... it'll first disguise themself as an old man, and tell stories of a legend about a sword that only the worthy can find! And they'll warn that no one that they've heard of knows what the sword is like! And that they might find a sword they're worthy of, but that isn't worthy of them!
Health Altar = Continue summons (which will heal Storm Man!!), and increase how Far the moon is! If that doesn't work, bestow the Craftbot with more shaping
Stored = Nvm. I might be able to give Tom Sawyer some Soul Points, and share HP values with them, but I'm not sure if that would be possible or not.
Action 1: Hmm... I don't know how these Shadow Replicas work. Well, there's only one way to find out! I punch myself in the face.
Actions 2 and 3: chargeg
Entity Orders: My entities attack the Shadow Replica (my shadow replica, to be specific). The Craftbot continues crafting the Bowler Hat.
Endless Calamity: 19.2/100
CTG2 Action:
Replying to ORIGIN: You follow The Shadow through the use of the SHADOW REALM. The Shadow enters a crowd of card game fans. It is nowhere to be seen!
Replying to Clown: Clowns can molt?!
Replying to Simuob: You make the Fire Wand! It can turn into fire weapons and useless weapons which aren't very useless. You nukes the clowns, destroying half of them! There are 4 left.
Replying to Tom Sawyer: You invest in Cyborg Turnips.
(Yeah, I forgot to finish Simuob's thing. The Shadow already used its action during ORIGIN's post.)
Action One: I autograph the 'Give me a Sign!' charge!
Action Two: I remix True Administrator but Jadranko. This makes him better at bureaucracy and therefore administration.
Action Szirf: I CTG (verb, as distinct from confronting the Godmodder). The associate de-acronym is Computer Task Group, so now presumably I am computing something as a group about tasks. I use this to calculate entity orders!
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Entities act at discretion except I've calculated some advice or estimations to be discretionary towards apparently.
I am fine with losing the hp for free summoning.
I use my first action to copyright the word charge, then take the thyme rot to court over its dodge charger and force it to be removed. I won’t sue OG entities over the word.
I use my second action to summon the royal lawyer to make sure I win.
I use my third to repair the castle.
Ganlidore casts wall of stone in front of the castle to reinforce it.
The healer heals itself.
The tinkerer starts building a catapult. (Idk how much it needs yet)
The knights and archers attack the goblins.
A small group of archers walks out of the portal.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
A1 = Mic Drop II
I (on the moon, yay) pick up a mic made of particles and put it through a particle accelerator.
I point the other end at the Basic Dark Cavern's monster summoning capability.
A2 = WELL DUNK
The Energy Plant gets put in the well.
A3 = Reasoning
My mind uses the power of logic!
Premise A: Swallowtail's Ghost gave all the AG entities Dodge Chargers.
Premise B: New AG entities are summoned after that.
Conjunction (C/A+B): New AG entities are summoned after Swallowtail's Ghost gave all the AG entities Dodge Chargers.
Premise C: The new AG entities have Dodge Chargers.
Premise D: Swallowtail's Ghost, or indeed anything else, didn't give the new AG entities Dodge Chargers.
E (follows from D): The new AG entities don't have Dodge Chargers.
CONTRADICTION (C+E): The new AG entities have Dodge Chargers and the new AG entities don't have Dodge Chargers.
There are only two ways to fix this.
1) Go into the past, and make something give the new AG entities Dodge Chargers.
2) Remove the new AG entities' Dodge Chargers.
Energy Plant = Heart Shaping Module 6/6 USING
The Energy Plant thinks it would create the absence of energy.
But the energy that's already there can't just disappear!
So it must go somewhere!
The Energy Plant makes something to make the excess energy go into the Heart Shaping Module!
Health Altar 15/15 USING (with Heart Shaping Module)
The Health Altar summons clerics every round, and the Heart Shaping Module (an upgrade for the altar) lets it increase stats.
Moonmoon Beam = FIRE MOONBEAM/MOONMOONBEAM!
Tom Sawyer = Tell everyone in CTG 2 what's happening! Also maybe copy some of it's source code, it could be useful.
Health Altar = Increase the Interior HP of the Inside-Outside Tank!
there should be a ctg wiki
The Sulphurous Judge gazed back.
Echo of a Shopkeeper: [9/21] [8/21] [7/21]
The Mercurial Jury gazes down.
Its sigils continues to destroy the Thyme Rot's dodge charger, with any extra damage carrying over onto the Rot itself.
The Saline Executioner will gaze forward.
It will witness the dark cave, which will birth ever more monstrous creatures. It will understand that while an ordinary blade would not be able to cut out a hole, an absence of being like a cave, it will be no ordinary blade. It will prepare to strike.
Botched Execution - Titan Slime: 5/6Achilles Tendon't - Godmodder/Mountainmodder: 4/6
Execution - Swallowtail's Ghost:
/6
Execution - Morally Dissolute Thyme Rot: 2/6
Execution - Basic Dark Cavern: 1/6
"Ignorance is bliss, and you look absolutely miserable."
17.9 - ecneserP ehT shifts its position in non-reality, focusing all of its decay into a single element of itself. It then violently excises that element from itself, causing it to cease existing.
The Slow March Toward An Inevitable Demise: 40/999
ecneserP ehT attacks the Meta-Nightmare Dream Catchers and regenerates.
THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW attacks Swallowtail's Ghost's Dodge Charger.
The Cats attack Swallowtail's Ghost's Dodge Charger.
Action : This is my zeroth action!
Action 1: I take the 0 from my zeroth action and fit it between '10' and '%' within the Swallowtail Ghost's Aggressive Mode. It has a '100%' chance to attack allies!
Actions 2 and
: carge.
Entity Orders:
My entities attack Swallowtail's Ghost.
The Craftbot continues crafting the Bowler Hat.
Endless Calamity: 14.7/100
CTG2 Action:
Replying to ORIGIN:
You turn the Box into Devil-worshipping Mush!
Replying to Clown:
You jumpscare the Godmodder! 100 damage!
Replying to Simuob:
You attempt to repair the Box, but it is no use, it has already sacrificed itself in the name of Santa- err, not Santa, the other guy.
Replying to Tom Sawyer:
You tell everyone in CTG2 what is happening in CTG1 (or what has happened, time's weird man), but they probably already know because the CTG Fan can canonically read the thread and the Clown is... uh...
The Godmodder smirks.
"You haven't even realized it yet, have you? My health is negative, and healing godmodders is impossible.
In other words: DEFEATING ME IS IMPOSSIBLE!"
The Clowning Spirit arrives to the battlefield.
Clowny light envelops the Godmodder. It dissipates, the Godmodder is no longer there.
The Shadow appears behind the Box.
"Huh, I thought that guy would've held you off for longer. Well, whatever, you're never going to stop my plan anyway."
What do you do now?
My creativity just died, so I use all my actions to charge.
ORIGIN:
[Clown]:
and
The Health Altar heals the Inside-Out Tank for 12 HP, and summons a Cleric!
The Craftbot continues work on the vitally important Bowler Hat.
Storm Man!! attacks the Swallowtail's Ghost!! [1d100:93] and hits!! for 20 damage!!
hits with the second, lesser blow. Finally, it upgrades
Clown Blood Cake Pizza, 1/1 HP,
[ShAr-Megamaths]
A1: I take the Midnight Nubibus and make an astrological college out of it! This scatters parts of it to form the stars and occlusions thereof to aid in such divinations.
A2 + MOTHS: Since the MOTHPIRE MOTH PYRE has factionalized the Swallowtail's Ghost, this means that the MOTH PYRE also has a Dodge Charger! I abuse this to acquire car keys from the MOTH PYRE somehow and give them to the moths. The moths drive off with the car, go around stealing other cars, and also the Swallowtail's Ghost is consumed to power CARS. There is much grand theft auto, or at least attempted automobile supply control.
A3: I verb the Godmodder! I'm not sure what godmodder (verb) is supposed to be compared to godmodding, but presumably the Godmodder is now cheating at roleplaying games.
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MOTHS ARE CURRENTLY STEALING CARS AND DRIVING AROUND THE RACETRACKS. Other entities continue building the moon or something, since we probably need to get it built up (and possibly taken over by Mexico and/or aliens) as soon as possible!
With my first action, I give swallowtail’s ghost some rage serum, locking swallowtail’s ghost permanently into aggressive mode, with an additional 30% damage.
My other two actions are to attack the thyme rot.
Okay, the tinkerer will take a long time to make that catapult. Good thing his assistant just went through the portal! This will make progress faster on projects the tinkerer is working on.
The healer enters the castle and heals Ganlidore. Ganlidore casts hold monster on the midnight nubibus.
The knights continue attacking the goblins. The archers attack the nubibus.
The tinkerer and assistant continue on the catapult. (More than .1/1)
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
A1 = I grant Tom SAWyer (who isn't any different from Tom Sawyer, I just got tired of the capital A and W) reality shaping!
A2 = Moonmoon Stuff!
Hmm. A satellite isn't that helpful.
What the OGs need is a GPS SATELLITE!
I attack a GPS module to the satellite.
Now it knows where things are!
But more importantly, it knows where the AGs are.
Also the GPS module is part of the Moonmoon, so this increases Moonmoon completion!
A3 = Restrictor Plate!
(please mentally replace the next three mentions of 'MDTR' with 'Morally Dissolute Thyme Rot')
I attach a Restrictor Plate to the MDTR, restricting its decay production.
The Restrictor Plate burrows inside the MDTR, making it impossible for the MDTR (or anyone else) to attack it without attacking itself.
Tom Sawyer = Hmm. Copy some of the source code of CTG2.
Energy Plant = Sword Guy 1.5/9
The Energy Plant goes on an epic quest to find a
person worthy of the swordsword worthy of the person worthy of the sword.The Energy Plant does this all from the safety of their well. Somehow. Yeah.
Moonmoon Laser = Fire the Moonbeam at... Swallowtail's Ghost.
Health Altar = Summon clerics (which will heal the Royal Healer) and give the Inside-Outside Tank Regen.
there should be a ctg wiki
Action 1: I walk up to the Decaying that's happening to the Inside-Out Tank and say: "You're a boring mechanic."
This causes it to instantly get erased from existence.
Actions 2 and 3: egrahc
Entity Orders:
My entities attack Swallowtail's Ghost.
The Craftbot continues crafting the Bowler Hat.
Endless Calamity: 16.9/100
CTG2 Action:
Replying to ORIGIN:
You allergize The Shadow!
Replying to Simuob:
You try to find the Godmodder. You search the entire Battlefield, but find no clues.
"Hey, you aided the Godmodder, right? He probably would've wanted you to continue his goal of annoying the Players."
The Shadow gives you 5 CP to complete your charge.
Replying to Clown:
You eat the other clowns, turning them into many smaller clowns? Okay?
Replying to Tom Sawyer:
CTG2 doesn't have source code, because it isn't a video game, but you do copy its... idea? potential? You copy something akin to source code but not quite source code.
The Shadow flies away at flabbergastable speeds. It leaves a trail of shadowy skin flakes... shadow flakes? That sounds like a cereal demons would like.
Action 1: I use my 4 charges to summon a perfectly normal Deagle onto my left hand.
Action 2: At least it WAS perfectly normal, until I begin to focus on my left hand REALLY hard. My focusing combined with my inner seasoned rot cause my left hand to liquify and meld together with my Deagle. Eventually, the skin and bones of my flesh start to form and become one with my Deagle, causing my left hand to look pretty much like this.
Action 3: I then test my gun hand by using it on a lowly imp.
20.3 - ecneserP ehT uses a nearby gallon of Heal Juice (trademark pending) to remove its remaining decay.
The Slow March Toward An Inevitable Demise: 45/999
ecneserP ehT attacks Swallowtail's Ghost and regenerates.
THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW attacks Swallowtail's Ghost's Dodge Charger.
The Cats attack Swallowtail's Ghost's Dodge Charger.
Simuob:
count, because they Loiter, so that'd be around... 30 attack. Then, upgrades
Clown Blood Cake Pizza, 1/1 HP,
[ShAr-Megamaths]
A1: Simulation in Progress. In the Star Trek pinball game sense! Combat simulator targets things appear. But wait, since the Swallowtail's Ghost is gone...it's no longer a simulation! The combat simulator targets have become physical ships! They end up in the Midnight Nubibus' way, crashing into it and increasing its pinball score.
A2 + A3: I get a fire damage restoration service to restore the fire! Flame linked or something! THIS INCREASES THE MOTHPIRE MOTH PYRE'S HEALTH BECAUSE IT DOES. DARK SOULS REFERENCE.
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Entities applicable expand the moon with a GPS groundellite, which is like a satellite but it's on the ground. Of the moon. Lots of dishes and measurement and whatnot, at enough distance to hopefully triangulate. Other entities act at discretion.
So the nubibus is still going?
I use my first action to cast compelled duel on the nubibus and force it to fight me instead of going up.
I use my other two to attack the nubibus.
Ganlidore sees a group of 200 imps? Any wizard knows what I’m about to say. He casts fireball.
The healer heals Ganlidore.
The tinkerer and his assistant continue with the catapult. (.2/1)
Out of the portal walks the royal gardener! A royal gardener grows special plants!
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
A1 + A2 + A3 = DTGA2: Test Operator!
The Godmodder’s inbox pings.
It appears that an extremely long and difficult test that has over a googolplex questions has been sent to them by the LUAC (Life, the Universe, And everything Council).
(there was a glitch in space-time)
The test includes philosophical questions, the meaning of life, an entire super difficult mini-quiz which is a googol questions long, and there’s also questions about what happened before history was created, fiendishly difficult
The Godmodder has ten minutes to complete the test, starting as soon as the test lands in their inbox.
Once those ten minutes pass, and the test hasn’t been completed (or is completed incorrectly), the Godmodder’s powers will be taken away forever.
The Godmodder must use a pen that takes an hour of extreme concentration to write a single letter.
They will inevitably fail to concentrate at least once a second.
No shorthand is allowed, and the Godmodder must write a szirf thousand page essay explaining the answer and how they got it.
Each essay must have ten thousand references, each needing them to speak to a hundred experts to get.
No cheating, searching, workarounds, help, and using Godmodder powers allowed.
LUAC sent the Godmodder the test and the rules, but it has to be unscrambled by using a special decoder in the hoard of a dragon who is super powerful and who’s location is known only by a special monk (who only speaks to people in the tower) who resides in a floating tower that’s invisible and impossibly tall, plus has an intense gravitational field, and the only way to get to the monk is to use a pair of wings (made from the silk of an almost extinct and elusive moth) hand-crafted by a giant king smith who’s fighting a war, and then use a grappling hook (made from the remains of a ring in a volcano that’s impossible to withstand the heat of) handcrafted (must be of the most exquisite craftsmanship) by none other than the Godmodder’s worst enemy, who has been getting an F- in crafting every single class, and further more, is in hiding in a secret bunker which teleports to a new location every second, and is invisible, impenetrable, impossible to find, impossible to speak….
It seems impossible, but the Godmodder can do it.
However, then they’ll have to take the test, and it’s also possible, but they will get one of their actions stolen by me.
And, if they don’t complete the test, their powers will get taken to me.
Tom Sawyer = By my calculations CTG2 is about a year in the future. There must be some exciting new technology! Invest in it!
Energy Plant = Sword Guy 3/9
Well... it'll first disguise themself as an old man, and tell stories of a legend about a sword that only the worthy can find!
And they'll warn that no one that they've heard of knows what the sword is like!
And that they might find a sword they're worthy of, but that isn't worthy of them!
Health Altar = Continue summons (which will heal Storm Man!!), and increase how Far the moon is! If that doesn't work, bestow the Craftbot with more
shaping
Stored = Nvm. I might be able to give Tom Sawyer some Soul Points, and share HP values with them, but I'm not sure if that would be possible or not.
there should be a ctg wiki
Action 1: I pull out a syringe gun and use it to inject steroids into my Festering Ordnance.
Action 2: I swallow a bucket full of Botulinum Toxin, Mercury, Tar, and Nicotine.
Action 3: But that's not enough. I need more toxins. Which is why I walk up to Waluigi and bow down to him.
"OH GREAT GOD WALUIGI, WILL YOU BLESS ME WITH OVERPOWERING PLAGUES?"
Action 1: Hmm... I don't know how these Shadow Replicas work. Well, there's only one way to find out!
I punch myself in the face.
Actions 2 and 3: chargeg
Entity Orders:
My entities attack the Shadow Replica (my shadow replica, to be specific).
The Craftbot continues crafting the Bowler Hat.
Endless Calamity: 19.2/100
CTG2 Action:
Replying to ORIGIN:
You follow The Shadow through the use of the SHADOW REALM.
The Shadow enters a crowd of card game fans. It is nowhere to be seen!
Replying to Clown:
Clowns can molt?!
Replying to Simuob:
You make the Fire Wand! It can turn into fire weapons and useless weapons which aren't very useless.
You nukes the clowns, destroying half of them! There are 4 left.
Replying to Tom Sawyer:
You invest in Cyborg Turnips.
(Yeah, I forgot to finish Simuob's thing. The Shadow already used its action during ORIGIN's post.)