A1: I would like to see the effect of light on the shadow replicas, so I tear out the lights of 4 the dead time machines, and turn them on.
A2. I try the Godmodder for time machine murder with the sulphurous judge being the judge, getting the absence of a cat as my lawyer.
A3. I don't have much, so I use a metal detector to search for treasure.
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My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
NOTHING LESS WILL SUFFICE THAN TO DEFEAT WALUIGI IN BATTLE. A BATTLE... OF WITS. A PARADOXSPORT.
stabs ecneserP ehT for -114 damage! Tank, and Clowning Paul Bunyan Spirit for +3, +3, +9 and +15 Decaying, respectively. killing 3 of them and restoring 150 HP, upgrades with 0.2 more actions, and decays. kills the Goblins, spawning 3 Pathetic Cats.
Clown Blood Cake Pizza, 1/1 HP, respawns, 5/Yes Clown Blood. Is a Pizza! is a cake! is [ShAr-Megamaths]457/832 HP, 1096 Life Force(???), 15A, 20 DR, 25 Thorns, 5.9 Actions, Cat-aclysmic Overwrite. 20C Failsafe Bomb. Decaying 41. Heir.
I use my first action to concentrate the castle’s decay into a small piece of it. I then remove that piece of the castle, and the decay along with it. The castle is still intact after this.
I use my second to throw what I removed from the castle at the nubibus, and my third to insult the nubibus in every possible way.
The tinkerers continue with the catapult (.3/1)
The healer heals Ganlidore. Ganlidore casts wall of force to stop the nubibus from moving.
The gardener grows a plant (.5/1)
all the knights and archers attack the nubibus if they can, and the shadow replica if they can’t
More knights and archers walk out of the castle.
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Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
A1: I hum along to the really dramatic anime piano solo that isn't being played (unless it is, then I mimic that), which causes an overly large moon image to appear in the sky! I make this imaginary moon real so it provides a framework to staple the moon to and thus make progress.
A2: Since somebody tried and failed, I add Earth-repellent to the moon in progress, increasing its orbital distance somehow!
A3: I steal the Mountainmodder's lack of blood, concentrating the resulting absence. The Mountainmodder's hills run red with rivers of blood, or something! That'll probably stain the fluff, but that happens to a lot of people.
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Entities applicable continue constructing the moon and fires thereof. Fires in the sky! Other entities act at discretion, they're doing great at this discretion thing with the collateral damage.
5.5 - THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW writes ecneserP ehT down on hand-crafted vellum, which as we've learned from SCP-033 decays more slowly than regular paper. What's that you say? ecneserP ehT isn't made of or on paper? Well, yeah. Like I said, it's on hand-crafted vellum. Can you please try to follow the conversation?
The Slow March Toward An Inevitable Demise: 75/999
ecneserP ehT attacks the Thyme Rot and regenerates...? It doesn't seem to have any regen. But I'm telling it to do so anyways. ... Hey, wait a minute!!! SCP-033 is designated as "theta-prime" in the SCP document. Which means that it DOES have regen! That's no zero, that's an SCP-033 instance! So it DOES regenerate!!! HA!!! THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW attacks the Thyme Rot. The Cats attack the Thyme Rot.
I build a GPS satellite. But this one is special. It is orbiting the Moonmoon, which is orbiting the Moon(?), which is orbiting the Earth (which is orbiting the sun, but that doesn't count). So technically it's a GPS satellite satellite satellite (satellite that doesn't count). The power of all these satellites empowers the GPSSS(S)! But the satellite(s) part is already strong! So so I reroute the excess power to the GPS part!
A2 = Bake A Cookie
I bake a cookie. I bite into it. It's good. But it could have some more flavour. I then summon a portal to outer space. A rocket flys out of it, delivering thousands of tons of fresh cookie dough. I then summon a snake. I force feed it a piece of paper with words on it and it regurgitates thousands of tons of fresh chocolate. I then go to my mind lab, in which is a bunch of simulated universes. I use a mental simulated portal to put my real chocolate and real dough into it, and out comes thousands of thousands of cookies. I use a real portal to bring it out of the simulation and my mind. I now have tons of mental simulated cookies made real!
Tom Sawyer = OK! Then Tom Sawyer will get a stock market almanac! Which will be sent back to CTG 1!
A3 = STONKS
I take the stock market almanac! I then abuse it to get lots of !
Health Altar = Summons (heal the Inside-Out Tank)! Altar, grant the Inside-Out Tank more regen!
Energy Plant = Sword Guy 4.5/9
It will help by encouraging young adventurers to look for the sword! And to help with that, the Energy Plant also posts a reward!
Action 1: Since its confirmed by the godlord Waluigi that I am not worthy enough to drink the thyme, I must continue on my quest to become the most poisoned man on the planet. While the Waluigi Juice looks good, I need to become more poisoned so that the Waluigi Juice will give more of a effect on me when I come back here again. Thus, I take a long walk away from Waluigi, where I then eat several cyanide pills as if they were candy.
Action 2: I mix bleach with gasoline and drink it.
Action 3: I use the power of my brain to summon a warm bath full of incredibly radioactive water. I step into the bath and relax.
Action 1: I turn into the famous comic book writer Alan Moore! "Hey Godmodder, how do you know your 239th health point isn't an illusion created by the collision of the 4th dimension with the triple sefirot? The answer is: you don't!"
Actions 2 and 3: charge
Endless Calamity: 21.5/100
CTG2 Action:
Replying to Simuob: You burn the Clown in several different ways... or do you?
Replying to ORIGIN: You PARADOX MONOPOLY: THE CARD GAME!!!1!1!!! Everyone gets out of your way. The Shadow exits the Shadow Realm, you follow him. You arrive at a completely generic location with an EVIL CASTLE OF DOOM in the background.
Replying to Clown: You use the fire to make more clowns! This is definitely how matter transmutation works!
Replying to Tom Sawyer: You steal a stock market almanac (which is a very specific thing to steal) and send it back to CTG1.
The Shadow snaps its "fingers". Two entities appear in front of you! They look exactly like this: 🤓 💀 "This should take care of our clown problem." The Shadow slides through a crack in the EVIL CASTLE's gate.
[AG] 🤓: Umm, actually, I'm not supposed to have stats because I'm a special-type entity. [AG] 💀: ∞ Respawns, summons defeated foes
helpfully transfers ecneserP ehT to hand-crafted vellum, granting it Vellumized (a buff which reduces the effects of Decay by 35%)! Indeed, it is a θ′. you are entirely correct. Entities ordered!
ORIGIN:
Simuob:
[Clown]:
MOTHS), (WHICH FACETANKS 98 DAMAGE BEFORE DR) AND AUDREAD ecneserP ehT attacks the Morally Dissolute Thyme Rot for 461 damage, then heals for 100 HP, attacks and kills the surviving Sap Lurkers (restoring 100 HP), and regenerates. and its cats attack the Morally Dissolute Thyme Rot for 18 damage. [ShAr-Megamaths]438/832 HP, 1096 Life Force(???), 15A,
5.9 - THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW beats the Shadow Replicas to death with a crowbar.
9.8 - ecneserP ehT hits the Generic RPG Slime But Big with a Sword Of Slaying Generic RPG Slimes But Small. Despite the excessive size discrepancy, or perhaps because of it, the Generic RPG Slime But Big is immediately sucked into the sword.
The Slow March Toward An Inevitable Demise: 85/999
ecneserP ehT attacks the Thyme Rot and regenerates. THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW attacks the Thyme Rot. The Cats attack the Thyme Rot.
A1: I convince the aliens to fight the Midnight Nubibus!
A2: I explain the concept of insults to the Midnight Nubibus to incentivize it to care!
A3: Wait, the area is broadly medieval, but I have experience with Internet infrastructure. I prepare various public communications terminals in the vague off-battlefield area people keep living in for some reason! This brings rise to those memes about medieval people with gratuitous modern technology, and various improvements in manufacturing technology based on historical machine plans.
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Entities applicable continue moon construction and other entities act at discretion. Good on the moths for battlefield cleanup.
For my first action, I heal from my light wounds. For my second, I replace the chunk I removed with a new one. For my third, I spray the nubibus with royal moon repellent.
The knights and archers attack the nubibus if able. Otherwise, they attack the thyme rot.
The healer heals Ganlidore. Ganlidore casts shatter on the nubibus
The gardener continues growing a plant. Do you know a game called plants vs zombies? (.1/1)
The tinkerers continue the catapult (.4/1).
Out of the castle portal walks the royal fortune teller! They can see the future!
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Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
I plug it into a block of concentrated solar matter.
I attach ten fan upgrades to it.
I add a wind particle accelerator.
I reconfigure the wind particles to be spiky.
I attach ten wind particle upgrades to each individual wind particle.
I trap the particles in a box with spheres in it and throw the box into a dimension increaser.
I increase the dimensions of the particles, making them spikier.
I do this fourteen times for each wind particle.
I fly to the Midnight Nubibus and point the fan at it.
ON
A2 = Stock Abuse
Well, thanks to Nedben, the internet now exists, and with it people can text each other about the price of things! I create a website to track the current and previous prices of various things! And I create some code to make buy and sell buttons, making a primitive version of the Stock Market! And now I can abuse the Stock Market Almanac! Which I proceed to do immediately.
A3 = From Moon to Tiamat
With the power of the newly created GPS system, we can track the positions of everything! Including... Tiamat. I search for Tiamat's location, aided by the GPS system.
Tom Sawyer = Get a Scripting Console! Has to be one Tom Sawyer can use and one that's compatible with Cyborg Turnips!
Energy Plant = Sword Guy 6/9!
Now that you have a lot of people to find the Sword, you can then pick which one is worthy of the Sword! Then you can train them, and the sword! Might as well train everyone right now as well... And upgrade all the swords right now... Plus, get a worthiness detector!
Health Altar = Summons (Heal the Craftbot)! Altar, upgrade the Inside-Out Tank with more regen!
Replying to ORIGIN: "Umm, actually, I am my face, so all you did was move me from one place to another." 🤓
Replying to Simuob: 💀 cannot summon the Godmodder because the Godmodder isn't necessarily dead.
Replying to Clown: You finger paint the EVIL CASTLE and cover it in clowns. "Hey, didn't you read the sign?! It says: NO FUN ALLOWED." You are instantly thrust away from the EVIL CASTLE.
Replying to Tom Sawyer: You get an HTML scripting console, HTML being Hyper Turnip Money Lard. I don't know what any of that means, but you can use it to program Cyborg Turnips.
"The clown kaiju is too massive and according to my calculations it shouldn't even be able to move." 🤓 The clown kaiju collapses into a pile of clowns. 💀 revives Racyls'Strom, the original Godmodder's 1st 3rd Shard, except it has more regen.
Action 1: Ah. This polonium bath is nice. But there's something off... Sure the poisoning of my skin is amazing, but there is just something off...
OH YEAH! I GET IT! ITS NOT RADIOACTIVE ENOUGH! I pull out an massive bucket full of gamma radiation that I pour into my bath. I then pull out five demon cores, and with the power of my brain, I fuse all five of these demon cores together and then slam them into the bath. I pulled out all the demon cores and radiation with just my right hand by the way.
Action 2: Ah, but I'm still too HEALTHY! Using the powers of my imagination, I summon in my right hand a grotesque fusion between a box jellyfish, a platypus, a stonefish, a sea wasp, a blue nudibranch, a pufferfish, a cane toad, a poison dart frog, a blue ringed octopus, and a creepy alien that is so venomous that it causes your eyes to melt into nothing by mere contact. I eat this grotesque fusion.
Action 3: I eat oleander, deadly nightshade, castor oil plant, coral tree, arum lily, daphne, poison ivy, jimson weed, and aconitum, all at once.
Back on the ground, the Morally Dissolute Thyme Rot sticks 3 decay on the Tank,, and Clowning Paul Bunyan Spirit, as well as 58 on ecneserP ehT! ecneserP ehT attacks the Morally Dissolute Thyme Rot for 461 damage! It then attacks the Gilded Saint, killing it and gaining 30 HP, 1 DR, and 1 Ice Cream generation and 1 ice cream, and attacks the Generic RPG Slime But Big and kills it, gaining 140 HP and 10A, and upgrades for 0.2 actions, then regenerates. also attacks the Morally Dissolute Thyme Rot for 15 damage! And the cats join in for 3 more. [ShAr-Megamaths]438/832 HP, 1196 Life Force(???), 15A, 20 DR, 25 Thorns, 6.1 Actions, Cat-aclysmic Overwrite. 20C Failsafe Bomb. Decaying 44. Heir.
A1: The Godmodder is being worthy of punched in the face! I spill a bunch of fruit punch on the Godmodder's face, and maybe this has worth re-evaluation impacts.
A2: I bake some Sweet Poffins and leave them out for any passing Pokemon, like Scope Creep the Porygon-Z. I don't actually know their flavor preferences but maybe this will help find out.
A3: Cultivation bottlenecks mean it's time for investigating pills! I spawn medicinal herbs in the appropriate locations for the cult to go figure out how to process them.
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We're out of rocks, so we'll have to make up the rest of the moon with its other components...ices! Ice is probably an ordinary enough object to conjure or shenanigans together, so I guess entities applicable figure out how to add ice. Maybe pack some of that leftover snow from the moth disease into ice that can be launched to the moon. Other entities act at discretion!
A1: I would like to see the effect of light on the shadow replicas, so I tear out the lights of 4 the dead time machines, and turn them on.
A2. I try the Godmodder for time machine murder with the sulphurous judge being the judge, getting the absence of a cat as my lawyer.
A3. I don't have much, so I use a metal detector to search for treasure.
My cults are dead, let's talk about myself where they used to be. I am The_cool_Elsecaller, a transfem lesbian who is still in the closet to all but a few people I know IRL. I enjoy video games, reading, writing, and sleeping. Feel free to PM me if you want writing advice or just want to talk.
"Life before death. Strength before weakness. Journey before destination"
-First Ideal of the Knights Radiant
Extended Signature. Real Extended Signature
9.8 - ecneserP ehT sweeps through a horde of Imps with a massive bomb.
5.7 - THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW stabs ecneserP ehT. This heals ecneserP ehT for completely logical reasons I totally am not lying about.
The Slow March Toward An Inevitable Demise: 55/999
ecneserP ehT attacks the Imps and regenerates.
THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW attacks the Goblins.
The Cats attack the Goblins.
I'm gonna explain cryptocurrency to it until it runs away terrified.
Quokkas are objectively the best animal, anyone who disagrees needs a psychiatric evaluation
NOTHING LESS WILL SUFFICE THAN TO DEFEAT WALUIGI IN BATTLE. A BATTLE... OF WITS.
A PARADOX SPORT.
Tank,
killing 3 of them and restoring 150 HP, upgrades
Clown Blood Cake Pizza, 1/1 HP,
[ShAr-Megamaths]
I use my first action to concentrate the castle’s decay into a small piece of it. I then remove that piece of the castle, and the decay along with it. The castle is still intact after this.
I use my second to throw what I removed from the castle at the nubibus, and my third to insult the nubibus in every possible way.
The tinkerers continue with the catapult (.3/1)
The healer heals Ganlidore. Ganlidore casts wall of force to stop the nubibus from moving.
The gardener grows a plant (.5/1)
all the knights and archers attack the nubibus if they can, and the shadow replica if they can’t
More knights and archers walk out of the castle.
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
A1: I hum along to the really dramatic anime piano solo that isn't being played (unless it is, then I mimic that), which causes an overly large moon image to appear in the sky! I make this imaginary moon real so it provides a framework to staple the moon to and thus make progress.
A2: Since somebody tried and failed, I add Earth-repellent to the moon in progress, increasing its orbital distance somehow!
A3: I steal the Mountainmodder's lack of blood, concentrating the resulting absence. The Mountainmodder's hills run red with rivers of blood, or something! That'll probably stain the fluff, but that happens to a lot of people.
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Entities applicable continue constructing the moon and fires thereof. Fires in the sky! Other entities act at discretion, they're doing great at this discretion thing with the collateral damage.
5.5 - THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW writes ecneserP ehT down on hand-crafted vellum, which as we've learned from SCP-033 decays more slowly than regular paper. What's that you say? ecneserP ehT isn't made of or on paper? Well, yeah. Like I said, it's on hand-crafted vellum. Can you please try to follow the conversation?
The Slow March Toward An Inevitable Demise: 75/999
ecneserP ehT attacks the Thyme Rot and regenerates...? It doesn't seem to have any regen. But I'm telling it to do so anyways.
... Hey, wait a minute!!! SCP-033 is designated as "theta-prime" in the SCP document. Which means that it DOES have regen! That's no zero, that's an SCP-033 instance! So it DOES regenerate!!! HA!!!
THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW attacks the Thyme Rot.
The Cats attack the Thyme Rot.
A1 = GPSSS(S)
I build a GPS satellite.
But this one is special.
It is orbiting the Moonmoon, which is orbiting the Moon(?), which is orbiting the Earth (which is orbiting the sun, but that doesn't count).
So technically it's a GPS satellite satellite satellite (satellite that doesn't count).
The power of all these satellites empowers the GPSSS(S)!
But the satellite(s) part is already strong!
So so I reroute the excess power to the GPS part!
A2 = Bake A Cookie
I bake a cookie. I bite into it. It's good.
But it could have some more flavour.
I then summon a portal to outer space.
A rocket flys out of it, delivering thousands of tons of fresh cookie dough.
I then summon a snake.
I force feed it a piece of paper with words on it and it regurgitates thousands of tons of fresh chocolate.
I then go to my mind lab, in which is a bunch of simulated universes.
I use a mental simulated portal to put my real chocolate and real dough into it, and out comes thousands of thousands of cookies.
I use a real portal to bring it out of the simulation and my mind.
I now have tons of mental simulated cookies made real!
Tom Sawyer = OK! Then Tom Sawyer will get a stock market almanac! Which will be sent back to CTG 1!
A3 = STONKS
I take the stock market almanac!
!
I then abuse it to get lots of
Health Altar = Summons (heal the Inside-Out Tank)! Altar, grant the Inside-Out Tank more regen!
Energy Plant = Sword Guy 4.5/9
It will help by encouraging young adventurers to look for the sword!
And to help with that, the Energy Plant also posts a reward!
there should be a ctg wiki
Action 1: Since its confirmed by the godlord Waluigi that I am not worthy enough to drink the thyme, I must continue on my quest to become the most poisoned man on the planet. While the Waluigi Juice looks good, I need to become more poisoned so that the Waluigi Juice will give more of a effect on me when I come back here again. Thus, I take a long walk away from Waluigi, where I then eat several cyanide pills as if they were candy.
Action 2: I mix bleach with gasoline and drink it.
Action 3: I use the power of my brain to summon a warm bath full of incredibly radioactive water. I step into the bath and relax.
Action 1: I turn into the famous comic book writer Alan Moore!
"Hey Godmodder, how do you know your 239th health point isn't an illusion created by the collision of the 4th dimension with the triple sefirot? The answer is: you don't!"
Actions 2 and 3: charge
Endless Calamity: 21.5/100
CTG2 Action:
Replying to Simuob:
You burn the Clown in several different ways... or do you?
Replying to ORIGIN:
You PARADOX MONOPOLY: THE CARD GAME!!!1!1!!! Everyone gets out of your way.
The Shadow exits the Shadow Realm, you follow him.
You arrive at a completely generic location with an EVIL CASTLE OF DOOM in the background.
Replying to Clown:
You use the fire to make more clowns! This is definitely how matter transmutation works!
Replying to Tom Sawyer:
You steal a stock market almanac (which is a very specific thing to steal) and send it back to CTG1.
The Shadow snaps its "fingers". Two entities appear in front of you!
They look exactly like this: 🤓 💀
"This should take care of our clown problem."
The Shadow slides through a crack in the EVIL CASTLE's gate.
[AG] 🤓: Umm, actually, I'm not supposed to have stats because I'm a special-type entity.
[AG] 💀: ∞ Respawns, summons defeated foes
Indeed, it is a θ′. you are entirely correct.
Entities ordered!
ORIGIN:
Simuob:
[Clown]:
MOTHS),
ecneserP ehT attacks the Morally Dissolute Thyme Rot for 461 damage, then heals
[ShAr-Megamaths]
5.9 - THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW beats the Shadow Replicas to death with a crowbar.
9.8 - ecneserP ehT hits the Generic RPG Slime But Big with a Sword Of Slaying Generic RPG Slimes But Small. Despite the excessive size discrepancy, or perhaps because of it, the Generic RPG Slime But Big is immediately sucked into the sword.
The Slow March Toward An Inevitable Demise: 85/999
ecneserP ehT attacks the Thyme Rot and regenerates.
THE MADNESS IS INSIDE YOU NOW attacks the Thyme Rot.
The Cats attack the Thyme Rot.
A1: I convince the aliens to fight the Midnight Nubibus!
A2: I explain the concept of insults to the Midnight Nubibus to incentivize it to care!
A3: Wait, the area is broadly medieval, but I have experience with Internet infrastructure. I prepare various public communications terminals in the vague off-battlefield area people keep living in for some reason! This brings rise to those memes about medieval people with gratuitous modern technology, and various improvements in manufacturing technology based on historical machine plans.
-
Entities applicable continue moon construction and other entities act at discretion. Good on the moths for battlefield cleanup.
For my first action, I heal from my light wounds. For my second, I replace the chunk I removed with a new one. For my third, I spray the nubibus with royal moon repellent.
The knights and archers attack the nubibus if able. Otherwise, they attack the thyme rot.
The healer heals Ganlidore. Ganlidore casts shatter on the nubibus
The gardener continues growing a plant. Do you know a game called plants vs zombies? (.1/1)
The tinkerers continue the catapult (.4/1).
Out of the castle portal walks the royal fortune teller! They can see the future!
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands
A1 = Midnight Nubibus Attack
I pick up a fan.
I plug it into a block of concentrated solar matter.
I attach ten fan upgrades to it.
I add a wind particle accelerator.
I reconfigure the wind particles to be spiky.
I attach ten wind particle upgrades to each individual wind particle.
I trap the particles in a box with spheres in it and throw the box into a dimension increaser.
I increase the dimensions of the particles, making them spikier.
I do this fourteen times for each wind particle.
I fly to the Midnight Nubibus and point the fan at it.
ON
A2 = Stock Abuse
Well, thanks to Nedben, the internet now exists, and with it people can text each other about the price of things!
I create a website to track the current and previous prices of various things!
And I create some code to make buy and sell buttons, making a primitive version of the Stock Market!
And now I can abuse the Stock Market Almanac!
Which I proceed to do immediately.
A3 = From Moon to Tiamat
With the power of the newly created GPS system, we can track the positions of everything!
Including... Tiamat.
I search for Tiamat's location, aided by the GPS system.
Tom Sawyer = Get a Scripting Console! Has to be one Tom Sawyer can use and one that's compatible with Cyborg Turnips!
Energy Plant = Sword Guy 6/9!
Now that you have a lot of people to find the Sword, you can then pick which one is worthy of the Sword!
Then you can train them, and the sword!
Might as well train everyone right now as well...
And upgrade all the swords right now...
Plus, get a worthiness detector!
Health Altar = Summons (Heal the Craftbot)! Altar, upgrade the Inside-Out Tank with more regen!
there should be a ctg wiki
All Actions: charge
Endless Calamity: 24.8/100
CTG2 Action:
Replying to ORIGIN:
"Umm, actually, I am my face, so all you did was move me from one place to another." 🤓
Replying to Simuob:
💀 cannot summon the Godmodder because the Godmodder isn't necessarily dead.
Replying to Clown:
You finger paint the EVIL CASTLE and cover it in clowns.
"Hey, didn't you read the sign?! It says: NO FUN ALLOWED."
You are instantly thrust away from the EVIL CASTLE.
Replying to Tom Sawyer:
You get an HTML scripting console, HTML being Hyper Turnip Money Lard. I don't know what any of that means, but you can use it to program Cyborg Turnips.
"The clown kaiju is too massive and according to my calculations it shouldn't even be able to move." 🤓
The clown kaiju collapses into a pile of clowns.
💀 revives Racyls'Strom, the original Godmodder's 1st 3rd Shard, except it has more regen.
[AG] 🤓
[AG] 💀: ∞ Respawns, summons defeated foes
[AG] Racyls'Strom: 2800/2800 HP, 1000 Regen, summons 1 Slime per turn
Action 1: Ah. This polonium bath is nice. But there's something off... Sure the poisoning of my skin is amazing, but there is just something off...
OH YEAH! I GET IT! ITS NOT RADIOACTIVE ENOUGH! I pull out an massive bucket full of gamma radiation that I pour into my bath. I then pull out five demon cores, and with the power of my brain, I fuse all five of these demon cores together and then slam them into the bath. I pulled out all the demon cores and radiation with just my right hand by the way.
Action 2: Ah, but I'm still too HEALTHY! Using the powers of my imagination, I summon in my right hand a grotesque fusion between a box jellyfish, a platypus, a stonefish, a sea wasp, a blue nudibranch, a pufferfish, a cane toad, a poison dart frog, a blue ringed octopus, and a creepy alien that is so venomous that it causes your eyes to melt into nothing by mere contact. I eat this grotesque fusion.
Action 3: I eat oleander, deadly nightshade, castor oil plant, coral tree, arum lily, daphne, poison ivy, jimson weed, and aconitum, all at once.
You charge!
Back on the ground, the Morally Dissolute Thyme Rot sticks 3 decay on the Tank,
ecneserP ehT attacks the Morally Dissolute Thyme Rot for 461 damage! It then attacks the Gilded Saint, killing it and gaining 30 HP, 1 DR, and 1 Ice Cream generation and 1 ice cream, and attacks the Generic RPG Slime But Big and kills it, gaining 140 HP and 10A, and upgrades
[ShAr-Megamaths]
A1: The Godmodder is being worthy of punched in the face! I spill a bunch of fruit punch on the Godmodder's face, and maybe this has worth re-evaluation impacts.
A2: I bake some Sweet Poffins and leave them out for any passing Pokemon, like Scope Creep the Porygon-Z. I don't actually know their flavor preferences but maybe this will help find out.
A3: Cultivation bottlenecks mean it's time for investigating pills! I spawn medicinal herbs in the appropriate locations for the cult to go figure out how to process them.
-
We're out of rocks, so we'll have to make up the rest of the moon with its other components...ices! Ice is probably an ordinary enough object to conjure or shenanigans together, so I guess entities applicable figure out how to add ice. Maybe pack some of that leftover snow from the moth disease into ice that can be launched to the moon. Other entities act at discretion!
The fortune teller will have mechanical effects themed around fortune telling.
I use my first action to attack the thyme rot. My other two go into a castle upgrade (2/5)
The godmodder is worthy of getting punched in the face? Ganlidore is here to give him what he deserves, with Bigby’s hand!
The healer heals the inside-out tank.
The tinkerers continue the catapult (.5/1)
The gardener continues the plant. Your knowledge of plants vs zombies will be useful (.15/1)
The knights and archers attack the thyme rot.
Out of the castle walks the royal fortune teller! For real this time!
Royalty among the charge kingdom. All will fall before our glorious assault!
Quest offer! Enter the deep dungeon here
Ctg’s blood is on the spam filter’s hands