With the rest (cut off at this point due to the animation of the Dark Furby) below. This is not a new update to the game! The game is currently running on Spacebattles. But since I did not have any other posts on Page 120, I cannot reinsert this update in its original location. 40/40 HP (normal), 5 Dark Corruptor!A. Embroiled in Darkness which defies Induction (??% Cspint, Ruinous Drive.). Lesser Dark Instant Elemental 9 HP, +1 HP/R Anti-Hungry Visitor Wall, 40/40 HP, will only work on Hungry Visitor (this includes his Srovy-powered actions!) [A-MemerAsriel] Yoga Fitness Studio Of Eternal Peace 10/20 HP Readatorium 10/10 HP. [AG-LeviRocks] Undead Wyvern knight army 10 HP, 3A, Horde. [AG] Warriors Of Carnage 15x2 HP, 5x2A Pinnacle Infernal Spirit 27/30 HP, 2d2x3A, 40% dodge. Tetrahedral one 27x4 HP. 3-Dimensional. side polished to a mirrors shine (9 Healing). Side covered in black paint (9A). side covered in blood(27C). side made of glass (nothing or anything.). Corrupted Rocker Furby 297/20 HP, Bloodcurdling Roar in 2! Rock Out!A, Rock Electric Guitar Stage, 30 Rocks (guarding Rocker Furby!) [WAAAAAAAAA]WALUIGI HAS LEFT THIS LOCATION WITH ALL OF ITS... LUIGIS. IT IS TIME. WALUIGI THYME. AND WALUIGI THYME WAITS FOR GNOME ANN! [Pyramidial] Pyramid Scheme Manifestation, BILL CIPHER. 133/∞ Salt. ? Tenets. knowledge of Lots Of Things. Deal with the devil. 2 Dimensional. Affiliated with HungryVisitor, TGreatOne, ?????????, /\, child salamanders, and all past and future members of the Scheme. Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions! Salt Servants 30x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 0/18 shield. Lesser Salt Elementals 9x6 Salt. +1S/R [GM] Godmodder: 268 /300 HP has rock snake (corpse?). 1/4 I'll decide on this later. Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 73% skill. Owns a Unique'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 149 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose & choclats, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. Mentionable Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . Chimeric Claws. Pendant of Gaston (2?? /4 dozen eggladbargelarges) OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.) Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles. ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.). SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated). <Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab! slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!> BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby! The- Purity embodied. (Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.) The Great One: Minor Wounds. LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus. Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Explicitly [A]! LeviRocks: alive. treated as a completely separate being from before death. Qwerty : Minor wounds! Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!) Gandalf: weird mushroom.
3 updates formerly on Page 154 have been Marked as Spam, these being the first two (posts 3092 and 3096), and the last (post 3107), due to the same faulty system. Thus, they are here.
A1: Glaring daggers at your enemies is overdone, so I glare lens flare at the Godmodder instead. They are beset by shiny. The resulting lighting is overly bright and distracting, but transient.
A2: Seeing the wide variety of injuries on display, this wartime economy could really use better medical healthcare. I set up an infirmary in the Which House because we probably need somewhere to treat our allies.
A3: Using the powers of rapid wood-aspect reconstruction, I acquire healing herbs and make a poultice for the F, applying it because that sounds like something healing-y I can do.
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The F uses its regular action to further recover from explosion trauma by stabilizing and resupplying the ice making up its primary Assumption.
Shapingwise, it spins the tale of a space for recovery where principles tend toward reconstruction and maintenance, improving the effectiveness of the infirmary for this round because it really does need to focus on healing. The F also reveals the ads were for... this house! It's for the cult apparently.
The evil terrorist farmers man the farming operation, which is mostly sorting the food and potion supplies and tending the omni plants.
The evil ghosts annoy Sovereign nglish because why not I guess.
You lens flare at the Godmodder, reducing their accuracy this round by 20%! You then set up an infirmary. The Which House can now heal 1 entity within it for 5 HP per round! Thirdly and lastly, you heal The F for 30 HP, consuming 3 potion supply in the process!
4.1 (+1 Mana) - Leader notices Mister Mistoffelees is in danger! This simply won't do, so Leader and Sky High use Sky High's Mana to conjure up a Magical Medkit, which they smash over Mister Mistoffelees's head. Now, if you smashed a regular medkit over a regular cat's head, it would hurt. But this is a Magical Medkit and a Magical Cat. So instead it heals. A lot.
3 - Want to do something right? ....Gotta do it yourself.
I temporarily borrow T's action power, which is really just mine. Suddenly, my massive hand reaches through the Fourth Wall and squeezes... a certain lawyer... to death!
Remaining actions used to charge.
Leader and Sky High regenerate. Leader and Sky High attack the lawyer who shall remain nameless, unless he's already dead. In that case they do not attack at all.
Leader and Sky High heal Mister Mistoffelees for 119 HP! You then elect to act directly without the bounds of character, reaching through the fourth wall! as it turns out, the fourth wall is on the floor at the moment, so you end up having to reach up a good ways and swat some branches aside(40 damage to A Really Big Tree); nonetheless, you inflict Mortal Wounds on John Phoenix! Being mortally wounded, his action power is now far too low to heal himself, or be more than a nuisance; he is also Vexed, which is largely irrelevant. Lastly, he will die on his own in one round if not healed externally. You charge!
A1: I pick up some more rocks, focusing on those shiny crystals........
...why do I want these...?
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FLASHBACK NEO CARAMELISEATTLE
The streets bustle with people. It is a lovely day, and your name is KEANE MCZUPP. As you walk peacefully down the NEO CARAMELISEATTLE STREET, something catches your eye in a shop window... a DELICIOUS CARAMEL APPLE.
You salivate over the CARAMEL APPLE for several minutes, before checking the price-tag...
KEANE MCZUPP: ONE TRILLION ECONOMY???????
This will not STAND! You call up your FLOATSHIP, hop in, and BLAST OFF to another planet to gather the currency you need for that DELICIOUS CARAMEL APPLE, one step at a time!
END FLASHBACK
A2: I build more microgames, this time including one where you break a window and steal a candy apple, and another one where you sell John Phoenix faulty mercenaries and John Phoenix Healing John Phoenix John Phoenix John Phoenix-. (3.3/?)
1: Sky High gives Leader the Fail Safe - he probably needs it more.
9.2 - Charge! The Hour of Reckoning will soon be upon us. Will you stand and fight, Donald? Or be consumed like the rest of us?
Entity: All entities regenerate. No entities attack. Sky High and Mister Mistoffelees combine stage magic with real magic to attempt to distract Von Karma from attacking them.
Ordersoh hey, hidden text. who's this donald you speak of?made!
Post 3132 is something of an exception here. Rather than being marked as spam for having its image hosts switched, it was marked as Spam nearly two years ago, presumably for daring to quote someone who quoted a statblock. Although an attempt was made to appeal this, no response came over the subsequent two years.
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And the second to last screenshot update thing
Sky High: Exodevtis Blade (+15 attack, Vampiric, Scans Hit Foes, Mysterious. Fragment(Player only).),75
.
. King_Fuffy Disguise. Box of Super Cancer(applies -120 regen for 5, EZdispel.), NDBN excellency, Spamwich(+99 HP), Baguette Of Suffering (+20A, 25% Chaoscrit chance, 100 Durability), Pain de Fenêtre, Disen.
Nedben: Lucent Grace(5/5 Uses. Fragment(Player only).) has a Solar-Powered Telephonesis Phone, 1 bunch of Iceberries, 3 Firmament, Firmament Armor (37 HP, 4DR). 54HP10DR shield: Mental Influence Negation(can ignore insanity & Alignment)! IS DRUGS. Drug Meter: 9.9/∞. Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! 9 Soul Points. Decay Spike(adds Decaying 8 to an attack.) 106
Endboi: Light Wounds. Firmaroot Armor (122 HP 10 DR, +5 DR(earth),+1 Atk.), Bass-Boosted Jetpack(+Move), Flying Supersoaker Turret(35 Water damage.). Destroyer. 14 Money. Addicted to eating Curses.
Random_Person123: 「Looming Anathema」 10 Soul Points. 0.3 Coolness. Soul Fragment in a Grey Place. 'Fortune: Mech Burns Sneilov Countryside, 0.3'. Gatherer(+1 Resources Gathered, held by Night), Stand Arrow Vacuum (Slightly improves Stand Arrow gathering.). Pudding Pop (MINUS powers. Fragment(Player only).). Dragon Priest Mask (Free Prayer once in five updates.) Godmother Fragment in CTG2, probably.
KingOfCharge:「Final Exaltation」. Jar Of Lightning, Bootleg Godmodder Fragment.
EmbodimentOfIkea: Incredibly Dangerous Poison Buff. Thyme Poison (also a buff). Autocanibalism (a buff.). Buff(a buff.) Festering Ordnance(+24 Attack, Festering. 40 Durability, Implanted.) Power Limiter XVI. Inflammable. Venomous! Dead(a buff)! Radioactive8! Bootleg (buff). Gourmet. Delicious. Has a Magnetic* Mutant Multidemon Mass! Upgraded Radiance (120A, requires 3 actions to fire. A sttcpwaldqaabalaypiat and affront to god!). Perfect Vision! Mirrorsight! Sharpening! Intimidating! Demonic! Batmaggotsuit (40 HP), Sigma Jacket (30 HP, Σ.), sordd and Goddamned Cat in Goddamned Hat.
Razor: Emotional Support Energy Lily.
there should be a ctg wiki
And the final screenshot update!
Sky High: Exodevtis Blade (+15 attack, Vampiric, Scans Hit Foes, Mysterious. Fragment(Player only).),75
.
. King_Fuffy Disguise. Box of Super Cancer(applies -120 regen for 5, EZdispel.), NDBN excellency, Spamwich(+99 HP), Baguette Of Suffering (+20A, 25% Chaoscrit chance, 100 Durability), Pain de Fenêtre, Disen, Bacon(+20HP), h.
Nedben: Lucent Grace(5/5 Uses. Fragment(Player only).) has a Solar-Powered Telephonesis Phone, 1 bunch of Iceberries, 3 Firmament, Firmament Armor (37 HP, 4DR). 54HP10DR shield: Mental Influence Negation(can ignore insanity & Alignment)! IS DRUGS. Drug Meter: 9.9/∞. Member of the Going Insane On Purpose Club! 9 Soul Points. Decay Spike(adds Decaying 8 to an attack.) 106
Endboi: Light Wounds. Firmaroot Armor (122 HP 10 DR, +5 DR(earth),+1 Atk.), Bass-Boosted Jetpack(+Move), Flying Supersoaker Turret(35 Water damage.). Destroyer. 24 Money. Addicted to eating Curses.
Random_Person123: 「Looming Anathema」 10 Soul Points. 0.3 Coolness. Soul Fragment in a Grey Place. 'Fortune: Mech Burns Sneilov Countryside, 0.3'. Gatherer(+1 Resources Gathered, held by Night), Stand Arrow Vacuum (Slightly improves Stand Arrow gathering.). Pudding Pop (MINUS powers. Fragment(Player only).). Dragon Priest Mask (Free Prayer once in five updates.) Godmother Fragment in CTG2, probably.
KingOfCharge: Jar Of Lightning, Bootleg Godmodder Fragment.
EmbodimentOfIkea: Incredibly Dangerous Poison Buff. Thyme Poison (also a buff). Autocanibalism (a buff.). Buff(a buff.) Festering Ordnance(+24 Attack, Festering. 40 Durability, Implanted.) Power Limiter XVI. Inflammable. Venomous! Dead(a buff)! Radioactive8! Bootleg (buff). Gourmet. Delicious. Has a Magnetic* Mutant Multidemon Mass! Upgraded Radiance (120A, requires 3 actions to fire. A sttcpwaldqaabalaypiat and affront to god!). Perfect Vision! Mirrorsight! Sharpening! Intimidating! Demonic! Batmaggotsuit (40 HP), Sigma Jacket (30 HP, Σ.), sordd and Goddamned Cat in Goddamned Hat.
Razor: Emotional Support Energy Lily. Sidequesting.
Cyberjello: an additional Seagull.
there should be a ctg wiki
Due to Discord's changes to image hosting, I've been going through the entire thread to replace all hosted images to google hosting.
Additionally, due to DnD Beyond's ridiculously bad Spam Filter, the update on page 120 has been marked as spam after the hosting shift.
As such, the bulk of that update can be found here:
A Google Drive Link To A PNG Of Most Of the page 120 Update (Which I can't make an image link here because Google Drive doesn't work like that for large images.)
With the rest (cut off at this point due to the animation of the Dark Furby) below.
40/40 HP (normal), 5 Dark Corruptor!A. Embroiled in Darkness which defies Induction (??% Cspint, Ruinous Drive.).
- Purity embodied.
This is not a new update to the game! The game is currently running on Spacebattles. But since I did not have any other posts on Page 120, I cannot reinsert this update in its original location.
Lesser Dark Instant Elemental 9 HP, +1 HP/R
Anti-Hungry Visitor Wall, 40/40 HP, will only work on Hungry Visitor (this includes his Srovy-powered actions!)
[A-MemerAsriel] Yoga Fitness Studio Of Eternal Peace 10/20 HP
Readatorium 10/10 HP.
[AG-LeviRocks] Undead Wyvern knight army 10 HP, 3A, Horde.
[AG] Warriors Of Carnage 15x2 HP, 5x2A
Pinnacle Infernal Spirit 27/30 HP, 2d2x3A, 40% dodge.
Tetrahedral one 27x4 HP. 3-Dimensional. side polished to a mirrors shine (9 Healing). Side covered in black paint (9A). side covered in blood(27C). side made of glass (nothing or anything.).
Corrupted Rocker Furby 297/20 HP, Bloodcurdling Roar in 2! Rock Out!A, Rock Electric Guitar
Stage, 30 Rocks (guarding Rocker Furby!)
[WAAAAAAAAA] WALUIGI HAS LEFT THIS LOCATION WITH ALL OF ITS... LUIGIS. IT IS TIME. WALUIGI THYME. AND WALUIGI THYME WAITS FOR GNOME ANN!
[Pyramidial] Pyramid Scheme Manifestation, BILL CIPHER. 133/∞ Salt. ? Tenets. knowledge of Lots Of Things. Deal with the devil. 2 Dimensional. Affiliated with HungryVisitor, TGreatOne, ?????????, /\, child salamanders, and all past and future members of the Scheme.
Mini-Bills 1x35 HP, 120 more in other dimensions!
Salt Servants 30x2. +4/R. Salt. Supply scheme. 0/18 shield.
Lesser Salt Elementals 9x6 Salt. +1S/R
[GM] Godmodder: 268 /300 HP has rock snake (corpse?). 1/4 I'll decide on this later.
Hunger For Eggs On Toast: Founder, 73% skill. Owns a Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have. like FLEX TAP? woodworking skill which is not the same thing as cutting down trees: sufficient+. 1C.AC. Stuck to Mask of Hungresitation. Rock Mask, 149 rocks,23 cakes , Gathering Pickaxe FAICE!, Stone Rose & choclats, Is a fusion of Hungry Visitor and Srovy (6 actions! Actions must be self-consistent! Potential power boost. or not. more resistant to attack!) Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6 / 2), depleted. on battlefield. has several voidshards (~5). Completely untrustworthy. Ridiculous Wounds. Mentionable Wounds. pretty buff. has protected 14 Er... . Chimeric Claws. Pendant of Gaston (2?? /4 dozen eggladbargelarges)
OrcalordBeyond: On battlefield, is a god which is possessing an air elemental which has turned into a offbrand flex sealed old yellow fire-breath animal and is flying. in Paradox Tennis (If an update passes between their post and the next P.tennis one, they can post in the main dop too.)
Dracoflamer: on battlefield, probably(?)! deserves to be remembered forever. f'real. Cannot exhaust or over-strain muscles.
ADrunkenDwarf: hand cut! Large Voidshard- sharp. 4 unknown objects(radiating bits of magic every so often), 6 practical joke implements. Yellow Eishalon Mask (5.7) - Storms Squire II, Thunder Twitches I, 𝔇𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔬𝔫𝔦𝔠 𝔇ominance VI (Draconic Dominance.).
SirNatureWriter: just check their sector. shiny, !shiny! scrap metal, 2070ish? bottles of Restricted Godmodder energy. isn't currently being a shopkeeper. Book from the Globglogabgalab's set (Animated).
<Garfield the Tabaxi: Reviled by Globglogabgalab!
slightly wounded. guardian spirits, summoning mount, shielded, 1 charge stored. Paradox-Billiards-Vostroyan-Pong-Roulette-Fourth Dimensional-Hypercube-Chess-Thumb War-Monopoly-Tennis is a sane game for sane people?!>BardymcBardface: light wounds! historianism III! 2 charges! in weird lobby!
The
(Signed photo of Waluigi! Box of Thymemicrophoneamen. has a Safe. full of stuff. and a spike-bush.)
The Great One: Minor Wounds.
LyricsDusk: 7 Soul Points. Tenebrous Leverage (lesser). Minor Wounds. 1 Chimeric Claw. Resplendent Abacus.
Memer_Asriel: 35 rocks! Very well rested, limber! has an editted+ book which they published! Yoga, Yo! Explicitly [A]!
LeviRocks: alive. treated as a completely separate being from before death.
Qwerty : Minor wounds!
Woobydoobydoo: Hella Dosh! Kneecap (+1 Style point! +2ish Attack!)
Gandalf: weird mushroom.
The Update in post 2568, on Page 128, has also been marked and can be found in its entirety here, or viewed in this spoiler. I found a workaround.
The Update in post 3066, on Page 152, has also been marked and can be found in its entirety here, or viewed in this spoiler.
3092
You lens flare at the Godmodder, reducing their accuracy this round by 20%!
You then set up an infirmary. The Which House can now heal 1 entity within it for 5 HP per round!
Thirdly and lastly, you heal The F for 30 HP, consuming 3 potion supply in the process!
Leader and Sky High heal Mister Mistoffelees for 119 HP!
You then elect to act directly without the bounds of character, reaching through the fourth wall! as it turns out, the fourth wall is on the floor at the moment, so you end up having to reach up a good ways and swat some branches aside(40 damage to A Really Big Tree); nonetheless, you inflict Mortal Wounds on John Phoenix! Being mortally wounded, his action power is now far too low to heal himself, or be more than a nuisance; he is also Vexed, which is largely irrelevant. Lastly, he will die on his own in one round if not healed externally.
You charge!
The Rest of Post 3092 Is Recorded As This Google Drive Image.
3096
The Entirety Of Post 3096 Is Recorded As This Google Drive Image, and may also be viewed in this spoiler.
3107
You repair the Which House for 83 HP!
Ordersoh hey, hidden text. who's this donald you speak of?made!
The Rest of Post 3107 Is Recorded As This Google Drive Image.
Post 3132 is something of an exception here. Rather than being marked as spam for having its image hosts switched, it was marked as Spam nearly two years ago, presumably for daring to quote someone who quoted a statblock. Although an attempt was made to appeal this, no response came over the subsequent two years.
An image of it may be viewed in this spoiler.