I just had an idea... why not summon some high grade camouflage and admit that the magic contract is enforced by myself and thus I can just not punish myself for breaking it.
Too bad I just summoned my own magic factory. Now I HAVE to fabricate magic shit. First I throw some magic ingredients into it: Voidwood, the rest of the Flextape, an awakened magic diamond/bone pole... and some eldritch horror love from another dimension
Then I make the magic factory fabricate "magic items" The Phoenix Prince's crown, A Sigil of Existance, or a pair of Clearsight Spectacles
would be good... yes awaken the factory and wait.
Error. some ingredients don't match the type and level of the recipe you're trying to craft. Additional ingredient needed: x18 Refined Hemp String,x2 C Archadius Cloth, or x4 Soul Strand. Error. Crafting station Grade [Unique]. -10% crafting success rate. -50% Ingredient Cost Error. Your level is insufficient for this recipe! Minimum Woodworking level : 65 Error. Ingredient is unrefined. Find a refinery to fix this! Error. You are attempting to create a [Rare] item using a [Unique]Station. -90% success rate without [Woodworking 100]. Processing... Crafting Station focus detected : [Self-Building]. Woodworking level minimum decreased to 35. Crafting Station property detected : Factory. Ingredients automatically refined... three-star ingredient detected : Flex Tape. +20% success rate with necessary ingredients.
Reading over this text, it looks like you still need some of those ingredients, some practice with woodworking, and a good deal of luck, if you want to make the Sigil. Still, it can't be that hard, right? Factory Awakened.
I turn the Minecraft client in the Update Room into a full-fledged Server, using the fact that everything was presented in Minecraft-Format anyways to my advantage.
The computer you put in the update room is now running a server. yay?
I summon a lich and tell it the godmodder is the only thing in its way to godhood
OOC what is even happening right now?
Generic? Lich : нєнєнєнє, ι ѕнαℓℓ вє¢σмє ιηνιη¢ιвℓє... ι ωιℓℓ яєωαя∂ уσυ ƒσя уσυя нєℓρ, мσятαℓ. ѕнσυℓ∂ уσυ ѕтαη∂ αﻭαιηѕт мє, ι ѕнαℓℓ вℓєѕѕ уσυ ωιтн α ۹υι¢к ∂єαтн. You watch the Lich go. When he reaches the Godmodder, he... asks for employment? Apparently, the Lich thought you meant that the Godmodder would be able to elevate them himself. It's a reasonable mistake to make! The Godmodder says something to the Lich, and they nod, before turning around and starting to walk back towards you. What do you do? (((Right now, Most of the players are in The Update Room. New players get to act outside the update room until the Godmodder notices them, generally. The update room is where the Godmodder is tossing everyone while he tries to do some updates to reality. The Godmodder is evil.)))
Im·mor·tal, Adjective. 1. living forever; never dying or decaying. "our mortal bodies are inhabited by immortal souls" synonyms: undying, never dying, deathless, eternal, ever living, everlasting, never-ending, endless, perpetual, lasting, enduring, constant, abiding. antonyms: mortal
deserving to be remembered forever. "the immortal children's classic, “The Adventures of Tom Sawyer.”" synonyms: timeless, perennial, evergreen, classic, traditional, ageless, time-honored, abiding, enduring, unforgettable, memorable, remembered. antonyms: forgettable, obscure
You Now deserve to be remembered forever! Congratulations! You're also very resilient to harm, but that's par for the course.
I charge at the godmodder while riding on an Ancient Gold Dragon!I cast Fire Bolt on the Godmodder
You charge! The Godmodder turns back towards you and your mount just in time to cast Polymorph on the blade of grass directly between him and you. it immediately turns into a tree, which your firebolt reduces to cinders. Wait, no, the tree was from another one of those perfectly cuboidal holes in the ground everyone's been plagued by... but then... what did he polymorph? You look down at your mount. It appears to have transformed into a barely-subcritical uranium elemental. Behind you, there are quiet steps and an equally quiet crackling. You suddenly have a strong suspicion you've failed a spot-check.
Meanwhile back in The Update Room, PHIL SWIFT keeps looking patiently at where Aeisenberg was, before realizing that while he can only see martiens, he has already been established as able to see the FLEX TAPE rapier, so he stops looking silly. The Lich is advancing on RRoP!
[] BUT A ANGEL 330/ HP, All he can see is martians! testing character? Wings, Armor, Weapons, Self. In The Update Room. [AG] Lich 40/40 HP Is a generic lich! Will not die when killed. Magic, advancing on RRoP. Helping Godmodder for Godhood. Not in The Update Room.
[GM] Godmodder: 281????(??????(Note to self: when number is needed, look over pages 75-79 again.)) /300 HP 3/4 Sovereignty. ???, Not In The Update Room( in somewhere with Perfectly cuboidal tree-making holes in the ground.)
Algot: Playing Foundation : W & L! Paradoxically, In The Update Room! Invisible! Hungry Visitor: Founder, ERR+2 skill. In The Update Room! Next to Unique'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have? Tarrasque123: May or may not lack a physical body! In the Update room! Conditional on physical presence, lightly injured. Possessing a guy with an apron and looking-at-things powers, who has Paradoxical Wounds! also, 'd into place Aeisenberg: In The Update Room! rapier (minor attack buff), Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian. OrcalordBeyond: In The Update Room! Lightly injured! Dracoflamer: In The Update Room! deserves to be remembered forever. rangerrogueorpaladin: Being accosted by Lich!...? Maybe? just outside Godmodder's expected line of sight. Barkdoggi: Suspects they have failed a spot check. Near Godmodders last location. Riding barely-subcritical uranium elemental Piono's old inventory on the floor
What do you do if you want stuff but do not have it? I know what to do. Now. Using reality programming skills from a scroll, I cast the spell "Quest Marker". Soon several people will look at their maps and see a "!" sign where I stand... and will get this text if they ask themselves what that sign means: Quest Alert: Find and bring x18 Refined Hemp String,x2 C Archadius Cloth, or x4 Soul Strand to the NPC Hungry Visitor. Rewards: +Err+2 HP + ??? Robux Access toUniqueCrafting Machine Optional: Refine the voidwood for NPC Hungry Visitor. Woodworking lv. 35 required! Rewards: + Unique Crafting Machine + A LOT of Robux +??? (Woodworking lv. 100 required)
(Text end)
Hmm and I use the time, that I have to wait for the adventurers, to collect several magic plants I know the location of, since my [Eywha] points me towards them.
I yell some highly offensive comments at the Godmodder to hurt its feelings, then realise I'm still a moose and fly into the distance with my ridiculous armour
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I'm the idiot that decides to make Phil Swift in DnD.
What do you do if you want stuff but do not have it? I know what to do. Now. Using reality programming skills from a scroll, I cast the spell "Quest Marker". Soon several people will look at their maps and see a "!" sign where I stand... and will get this text if they ask themselves what that sign means: Quest Alert: Find and bring x18 Refined Hemp String,x2 C Archadius Cloth, or x4 Soul Strand to the NPC Hungry Visitor. Rewards: +Err+2 HP + ??? Robux Access toUniqueCrafting Machine Optional: Refine the voidwood for NPC Hungry Visitor. Woodworking lv. 35 required! Rewards: + Unique Crafting Machine + A LOT of Robux +??? (Woodworking lv. 100 required)
(Text end)
Hmm and I use the time, that I have to wait for the adventurers, to collect several magic plants I know the location of, since my [Eywha] points me towards them.
You create a quest! the only problem is... there don't seem to be many people here. Still, you're oddly certain something will happen from this eventually, as long as you maintain the quest. I mean... woodworking was only added to the world about 26 minutes ago, so I wouldn't expect anyone too good yet, but it will come in time.
You head over to the nearest magical plant. green wisps, almost ghost-like, seem to swirl around it. It looks like a sapling. you try to pick it up... You need to use An Axe to gather from this resource. yeah, that'll be a problem. Above the Sapling float the words 'Spectral Sycamore', and below it follows this: X woodcutting Lv. Min: 50
Except it would be formatted a bit better if not for computercrashjng You note that woodcutting and woodworking are different.
I yell some highly offensive comments at the Godmodder to hurt its feelings, then realise I'm still a moose and fly into the distance with my ridiculous armour
the Godmodder is shocked by your being here despite existing when he made the update room! Then he's shocked by your allegations as to his mothers cooking skill! Then he's Shocked that you're flying into the distance! Then he concludes you just can't see through the notifications of levelups. computer crashed and lost me some progress, so detail's down.
You fly off into the distance. nothing happens yet, but you suspect something will if you keep at it while breaking every law of physics your moose's brain can think of.
I begin linking the two servers together with complex quantum mechanical nonsense.
Players on one of your digital approximations of a universe can now go through the other through unspecified means, or something. I'm not sure where you're going with this.
The Solar tries to talk to PHILLLLLL SWIFT! he ignores them, and continues staring straight at Aeisenberg('s flex tape rapier). Meanwhile, the guy on the section of the floor made of emeralds (not the guy possessed by tarasque, the one who stood opposite to them) falls down as a second person appears in the air and falls down on him. This other person looks more human with a white shirt and weird glasses. They're also wearing a giant backpack filled with tools for some reason. Weird.
[] BUT A ANGEL 330/ HP, All he can see is martians! testing character? Wings, Armor, Weapons, Self. In The Update Room.
[OG] Solar 10/10 HP summoned by orcalord! in the update room. [AG] Lich 40/40 HP Is a generic lich! Will not die when killed. Magic, advancing on RRoP. Helping Godmodder for Godhood. Not in The Update Room.
[GM] Godmodder: 281????(??????(Note to self: when number is needed, look over pages 75-79 again.)) /300 HP 3/4 Sovereignty. ???, Not In The Update Room( in somewhere with Perfectly cuboidal tree-making holes in the ground.)
Algot: Playing Foundation : W & L! Paradoxically, In The Update Room! Invisible! Hungry Visitor: Founder, ERR+2 skill. In The Update Room! Next to Unique'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have? woodcutting skill: below 50. Tarrasque123: May or may not lack a physical body! In the Update room! Conditional on physical presence, lightly injured. Possessing a guy with an apron and looking-at-things powers, who has Paradoxical Wounds! also, 'd into place Aeisenberg: In The Update Room! rapier (minor attack buff), Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian. OrcalordBeyond: In The Update Room! Lightly injured! Dracoflamer: In The Update Room! deserves to be remembered forever. rangerrogueorpaladin: Being accosted by Lich!...? Maybe? just outside Godmodder's expected line of sight. Barkdoggi: Suspects they have failed a spot check. Near Godmodders last location. Riding barely-subcritical uranium elemental MOOSE WITH OP ARMOUR: heading in random direction! Is a moose basically the same thing as a cow? Piono's old inventory on the floor
Not many adventurers? I guess I'll have to activate an old cliche then...
summoning high school students from japan with overpowered abilities.
I prepare a summoning circle because... you know someone had to do it to them and someone has to do my quest because I certainly are not qualified. Three students appear: Tsundere girl with orange hair, MC with black hair and bored eyes, funny sidekick dude with blonde hair
I summoned you to ... fulfill my quest. They get my quest request. (also awaken them quickly)
Ah yes hmm.. Time to collect rocks.. I will build and unstoppable army.... or.. maybe not.... Only time will tell! (In case you missed that, I am collecting rocks) I also suggest an alliance to HV
Not many adventurers? I guess I'll have to activate an old cliche then...
summoning high school students from japan with overpowered abilities.
I prepare a summoning circle because... you know someone had to do it to them and someone has to do my quest because I certainly are not qualified. Three students appear: Tsundere girl with orange hair, MC with black hair and bored eyes, funny sidekick dude with blonde hair
I summoned you to ... fulfill my quest. They get my quest request. (also awaken them quickly)
You do a summoning! The summoned trio all appear to be at level 1, however... one of them tries to swat away a fly. the fly survives and flies away, buzzing angrily.
Hmmm... you somehow suspect them to be rather... incompetent.
after that, I summon 3 more solars and tell them to aid the first one in defeating the lich
Sadly, you are in The Update Room, unlike the Lich. So it doesn't really work. Luckily, it seems the lich's interactions with RRoP have been stopped until they respond or something else affects them.
+1 solar. the others are sleeping, and thus not summoned. ...logic?
hmm.... I'll use the materials around me on a crafting station in an attempt to add a fire element to my Flex Tape (TM) Rapier.
Interesting... You see many possible resources for Fire elemental additions, but most of them have messages similar to the one HV encountered- things like You need to use An Axe to gather from this resource. with 'An Axe' replaced with pickaxe for rocks, and Scythe for small non-tree plants. You suspect there are still ways to use it- they will simply need to not involve gathering from the resource, and to have more detail...Or perhaps you could try to find the appropriate tools? additional information will be PM'd within 24 hours, hopefully.
Ah yes hmm.. Time to collect rocks.. I will build and unstoppable army.... or.. maybe not.... Only time will tell! (In case you missed that, I am collecting rocks) I also suggest an alliance to HV
you gather rocks... wait, it says you need a pickaxe to gather them! some quick experimentation says something similar applys for all the flowers, trees,and so on, while the walls largely appear simply indestructible. You feel a bit discouraged... but in a spark of inspiration, you realize there's something you haven't tried yet! In a brilliant move, you run over to one of the flowerpots scattered around on the ground and punch it... and it breaks! Unlike all the resources, which brought up a notification, and most of the floor and walls, which you couldn't break, Flowerpots shatter! This leaves several shards of ceramic, some cutting into your fingers. with more experiments, you discover flowerpots have these green, mossy-looking rocks randomly stuffed into them, and the rest have dirt which is Like rocks. in the end of your exploration, you have 11 lumps of dirt and 2 green rocks. Hungry Visitors hip, trendy, and apparently cliche japanese kids look at you in confusion.
Phil Swift watches Aeisenberg's motions. His actions are inscrutable before he suddenly pulls out a Chainsaw. He starts running towards Aeisenberg while laughing in that authentic manner.
Meanwhile, Hungry Visitors japanese people walk through the room and see an old stall. investigating it out of curiosity, they find some strange masks, black, pink, and yellow. being a 'funny sidekick dude', the blond hair guy puts on the Black mask, before gasping. After some exposition by a convenient purple fairy which doesn't say "hey, listen" unless you're actually confused, it is determined Blond Hair Guy has gained power over energy and the soul. Somehow. There's probably a catch.
The Solars heal Orcalord a bit.
[] BUT A ANGEL 330/ HP, All he can see is martians! CHARGING AT AEISENBERG WITH A CHAINSAWWWW!! Wings, Armor, Weapons, Self. In The Update Room.
[OG] Solars 10 HP x2 summoned by orcalord! in the update room. [OG?-HV?]Japanians Spirit Savant 50/50 HP 20/20 Mask HP soul and energy powers! comedy...? bored guy 5/5 HP citrus person 5/5 HP [AG] Lich 40/40 HP Is a generic lich! Will not die when killed. Magic, advancing on RRoP. Helping Godmodder for Godhood. Not in The Update Room.
[GM] Godmodder: 281????(??????(Note to self: when number is needed, look over pages 75-79 again.)) /300 HP 3/4 Sovereignty. ???, Not In The Update Room( in somewhere with Perfectly cuboidal tree-making holes in the ground.)
Algot: Playing Foundation : W & L! Paradoxically, In The Update Room! Invisible! Hungry Visitor: Founder, ERR+2 skill. In The Update Room! Next to Unique'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have? woodcutting skill: below 50. Tarrasque123: May or may not lack a physical body! In the Update room! Conditional on physical presence, lightly injured. Possessing a guy with an apron and looking-at-things powers, who has Paradoxical Wounds! also, 'd into place Aeisenberg: In The Update Room! rapier (minor attack buff), Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian. OrcalordBeyond: In The Update Room! Dracoflamer: In The Update Room! deserves to be remembered forever. rangerrogueorpaladin: Being accosted by Lich!...? Maybe? just outside Godmodder's expected line of sight. Barkdoggi: Suspects they have failed a spot check. Near Godmodders last location. Riding barely-subcritical uranium elemental MOOSE WITH OP ARMOUR: heading in random direction! Is a moose basically the same thing as a cow? Srovy: 11 dirt lumps, 2 , shards of ceramic embedded in hands. Piono's old inventory on the floor
I think Srovy, we should have an alliance. You can throw the rocks into my magic factory to create magic rock items... idk maybe they will resemble lobsters too. Right now I need Quest Alert: Find and bring x18 Refined Hemp String,x2 C Archadius Cloth, or x4 Soul Strand to the NPC Hungry Visitor. Rewards: +Err+2 HP + ??? Robux Access toUniqueCrafting Machine Optional: Refine the voidwood for NPC Hungry Visitor. Woodworking lv. 35 required! Rewards: + Unique Crafting Machine + A LOT of Robux +??? (Woodworking lv. 100 required)
This quest fulfilled. I can also awaken any soldiers in your army to give them additional HP for free.
Also that guy that slapped the fly... could it be that I somehow summoned Saitama... bc he is bored and can't swat flies. Also he still got black hair so he is lv.1... yeah good. I feared he would be insanely strong already.
Reading through a rulebook I remove the AC from an animal and awaken it in the process... through bullshitting of how the rules didn't explicitly state that this AC can't stand for Archadius Cloth instead of armor class. I put the Archadius Cloth into my factory.
OOC I was gone for a few weeks I have no idea. Just kill the godmodder
I stole my pfp from this person: https://mobile.twitter.com/xelart1/status/1177312449575432193
I cast wish and become immortal.
I play Pokemon go every day.
HI! I am just going to join right now!
I charge at the godmodder while riding on an Ancient Gold Dragon!I cast Fire Bolt on the Godmodder
Error. some ingredients don't match the type and level of the recipe you're trying to craft. Additional ingredient needed: x18 Refined Hemp String, x2 C Archadius Cloth, or x4 Soul Strand.
Error. Crafting station Grade [Unique]. -10% crafting success rate. -50% Ingredient Cost
Error. Your level is insufficient for this recipe! Minimum Woodworking level : 65
Error. Ingredient is unrefined. Find a refinery to fix this!
Error. You are attempting to create a [Rare] item using a [Unique] Station. -90% success rate without [Woodworking 100].
Processing...
Crafting Station focus detected : [Self-Building]. Woodworking level minimum decreased to 35.
Crafting Station property detected : Factory. Ingredients automatically refined...
three-star ingredient detected : Flex Tape. +20% success rate with necessary ingredients.
Reading over this text, it looks like you still need some of those ingredients, some practice with woodworking, and a good deal of luck, if you want to make the Sigil. Still, it can't be that hard, right?
Factory Awakened.
The computer you put in the update room is now running a server. yay?
Generic? Lich : нєнєнєнє, ι ѕнαℓℓ вє¢σмє ιηνιη¢ιвℓє... ι ωιℓℓ яєωαя∂ уσυ ƒσя уσυя нєℓρ, мσятαℓ. ѕнσυℓ∂ уσυ ѕтαη∂ αﻭαιηѕт мє, ι ѕнαℓℓ вℓєѕѕ уσυ ωιтн α ۹υι¢к ∂єαтн.
You watch the Lich go. When he reaches the Godmodder, he... asks for employment? Apparently, the Lich thought you meant that the Godmodder would be able to elevate them himself. It's a reasonable mistake to make!
The Godmodder says something to the Lich, and they nod, before turning around and starting to walk back towards you. What do you do?
(((Right now, Most of the players are in The Update Room. New players get to act outside the update room until the Godmodder notices them, generally. The update room is where the Godmodder is tossing everyone while he tries to do some updates to reality.
The Godmodder is evil.)))
Im·mor·tal, Adjective.
1. living forever; never dying or decaying.
"our mortal bodies are inhabited by immortal souls"
synonyms: undying, never dying, deathless, eternal, ever living, everlasting, never-ending, endless, perpetual, lasting, enduring, constant, abiding. antonyms: mortal
"the immortal children's classic, “The Adventures of Tom Sawyer.”"
synonyms: timeless, perennial, evergreen, classic, traditional, ageless, time-honored, abiding, enduring, unforgettable, memorable, remembered. antonyms: forgettable, obscure
You Now deserve to be remembered forever! Congratulations!
You're also very resilient to harm, but that's par for the course.
You charge! The Godmodder turns back towards you and your mount just in time to cast Polymorph on the blade of grass directly between him and you. it immediately turns into a tree, which your firebolt reduces to cinders.
Wait, no, the tree was from another one of those perfectly cuboidal holes in the ground everyone's been plagued by... but then... what did he polymorph?
You look down at your mount. It appears to have transformed into a barely-subcritical uranium elemental. Behind you, there are quiet steps and an equally quiet crackling.
You suddenly have a strong suspicion you've failed a spot-check.
Meanwhile back in The Update Room, PHIL SWIFT keeps looking patiently at where Aeisenberg was, before realizing that while he can only see martiens, he has already been established as able to see the FLEX TAPE rapier, so he stops looking silly.
The Lich is advancing on RRoP!
[] BUT A ANGEL 330/ HP, All he can see is martians! testing character? Wings, Armor, Weapons, Self. In The Update Room.
[AG] Lich 40/40 HP Is a generic lich! Will not die when killed. Magic, advancing on RRoP. Helping Godmodder for Godhood. Not in The Update Room.
[GM] Godmodder: 281????(??????(Note to self: when number is needed, look over pages 75-79 again.)) /300 HP 3/4 Sovereignty. ???, Not In The Update Room( in somewhere with Perfectly cuboidal tree-making holes in the ground.)
Algot: Playing Foundation : W & L! Paradoxically, In The Update Room! Invisible!
Hungry Visitor: Founder, ERR+2 skill. In The Update Room! Next to Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have?
Tarrasque123: May or may not lack a physical body! In the Update room! Conditional on physical presence, lightly injured. Possessing a guy with an apron and looking-at-things powers, who has Paradoxical Wounds! also, 'd into place
Aeisenberg: In The Update Room! rapier (minor attack buff), Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian.
OrcalordBeyond: In The Update Room! Lightly injured!
Dracoflamer: In The Update Room! deserves to be remembered forever.
rangerrogueorpaladin: Being accosted by Lich!...? Maybe? just outside Godmodder's expected line of sight.
Barkdoggi: Suspects they have failed a spot check. Near Godmodders last location. Riding barely-subcritical uranium elemental
Piono's old inventory on the floor
What do you do if you want stuff but do not have it?
I know what to do. Now. Using reality programming skills from a scroll, I cast the spell "Quest Marker".
Soon several people will look at their maps and see a "!" sign where I stand... and will get this text if they ask themselves what that sign means:
Quest Alert:
Find and bring x18 Refined Hemp String, x2 C Archadius Cloth, or x4 Soul Strand to the NPC Hungry Visitor.
Rewards:
+Err+2 HP
+ ??? Robux
Access to Unique Crafting Machine
Optional:
Refine the voidwood for NPC Hungry Visitor. Woodworking lv. 35 required!
Rewards:
+ Unique Crafting Machine
+ A LOT of Robux
+??? (Woodworking lv. 100 required)
(Text end)
Hmm and I use the time, that I have to wait for the adventurers, to collect several magic plants I know the location of, since my [Eywha] points me towards them.
I summon a solar to help me fight
I like 2 play spellcasters that can learn misty step.Also I like to play halflings,elves,dragonborn,warforged,teiflingfs, and half elf
Characters I play: Adron Nightbreeze
Help us Fight the godmodder! We need all the help we can get!
https://homebrewery.naturalcrit.com/user/Orcalord (use link to get to homebrewery)
I yell some highly offensive comments at the Godmodder to hurt its feelings, then realise I'm still a moose and fly into the distance with my ridiculous armour
I'm the idiot that decides to make Phil Swift in DnD.
I begin linking the two servers together with complex quantum mechanical nonsense.
You create a quest! the only problem is... there don't seem to be many people here. Still, you're oddly certain something will happen from this eventually, as long as you maintain the quest. I mean... woodworking was only added to the world about 26 minutes ago, so I wouldn't expect anyone too good yet, but it will come in time.
You head over to the nearest magical plant. green wisps, almost ghost-like, seem to swirl around it. It looks like a sapling. you try to pick it up...
You need to use An Axe to gather from this resource.
yeah, that'll be a problem.
Above the Sapling float the words 'Spectral Sycamore',
and below it follows this: X woodcutting Lv. Min: 50
Except it would be formatted a bit better if not for computercrashjng
You note that woodcutting and woodworking are different.
Solar summoned. Shame it uses a greatsword instead of cutting down trees.
the Godmodder is shocked by your being here despite existing when he made the update room! Then he's shocked by your allegations as to his mothers cooking skill! Then he's Shocked that you're flying into the distance! Then he concludes you just can't see through the notifications of levelups. computer crashed and lost me some progress, so detail's down.
You fly off into the distance. nothing happens yet, but you suspect something will if you keep at it while breaking every law of physics your moose's brain can think of.
Players on one of your digital approximations of a universe can now go through the other through unspecified means, or something. I'm not sure where you're going with this.
The Solar tries to talk to PHILLLLLL SWIFT! he ignores them, and continues staring straight at Aeisenberg('s flex tape rapier).
Meanwhile, the guy on the section of the floor made of emeralds (not the guy possessed by tarasque, the one who stood opposite to them) falls down as a second person appears in the air and falls down on him. This other person looks more human with a white shirt and weird glasses.
They're also wearing a giant backpack filled with tools for some reason.
Weird.
[] BUT A ANGEL 330/ HP, All he can see is martians! testing character? Wings, Armor, Weapons, Self. In The Update Room.
[OG] Solar 10/10 HP summoned by orcalord! in the update room.
[AG] Lich 40/40 HP Is a generic lich! Will not die when killed. Magic, advancing on RRoP. Helping Godmodder for Godhood. Not in The Update Room.
[GM] Godmodder: 281????(??????(Note to self: when number is needed, look over pages 75-79 again.)) /300 HP 3/4 Sovereignty. ???, Not In The Update Room( in somewhere with Perfectly cuboidal tree-making holes in the ground.)
Algot: Playing Foundation : W & L! Paradoxically, In The Update Room! Invisible!
Hungry Visitor: Founder, ERR+2 skill. In The Update Room! Next to Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have? woodcutting skill: below 50.
Tarrasque123: May or may not lack a physical body! In the Update room! Conditional on physical presence, lightly injured. Possessing a guy with an apron and looking-at-things powers, who has Paradoxical Wounds! also, 'd into place
Aeisenberg: In The Update Room! rapier (minor attack buff), Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian.
OrcalordBeyond: In The Update Room! Lightly injured!
Dracoflamer: In The Update Room! deserves to be remembered forever.
rangerrogueorpaladin: Being accosted by Lich!...? Maybe? just outside Godmodder's expected line of sight.
Barkdoggi: Suspects they have failed a spot check. Near Godmodders last location. Riding barely-subcritical uranium elemental
MOOSE WITH OP ARMOUR: heading in random direction! Is a moose basically the same thing as a cow?
Piono's old inventory on the floor
Not many adventurers?
I guess I'll have to activate an old cliche then...
summoning high school students from japan with overpowered abilities.
I prepare a summoning circle because... you know someone had to do it to them and someone has to do my quest because I certainly are not qualified.
Three students appear:
Tsundere girl with orange hair, MC with black hair and bored eyes, funny sidekick dude with blonde hair
I summoned you to ... fulfill my quest. They get my quest request. (also awaken them quickly)
I command my solar to attack the lich
after that, I summon 3 more solars and tell them to aid the first one in defeating the lich
I like 2 play spellcasters that can learn misty step.Also I like to play halflings,elves,dragonborn,warforged,teiflingfs, and half elf
Characters I play: Adron Nightbreeze
Help us Fight the godmodder! We need all the help we can get!
https://homebrewery.naturalcrit.com/user/Orcalord (use link to get to homebrewery)
ah yes hmm.. Time to collect rocks.. I will build and unstoppable army.... or possibly just goof around.. only time shall tell!
Ah yes hmm.. Time to collect rocks.. I will build and unstoppable army.... or.. maybe not.... Only time will tell!
(In case you missed that, I am collecting rocks)
I also suggest an alliance to HV
You do a summoning! The summoned trio all appear to be at level 1, however... one of them tries to swat away a fly. the fly survives and flies away, buzzing angrily.
Hmmm... you somehow suspect them to be rather... incompetent.
Sadly, you are in The Update Room, unlike the Lich. So it doesn't really work. Luckily, it seems the lich's interactions with RRoP have been stopped until they respond or something else affects them.
+1 solar. the others are sleeping, and thus not summoned. ...logic?
Interesting... You see many possible resources for Fire elemental additions, but most of them have messages similar to the one HV encountered- things like
You need to use An Axe to gather from this resource.
with 'An Axe' replaced with pickaxe for rocks, and Scythe for small non-tree plants.
You suspect there are still ways to use it- they will simply need to not involve gathering from the resource, and to have more detail...Or perhaps you could try to find the appropriate tools?
additional information will be PM'd within 24 hours, hopefully.
you gather rocks... wait, it says you need a pickaxe to gather them! some quick experimentation says something similar applys for all the flowers, trees,and so on, while the walls largely appear simply indestructible.
You feel a bit discouraged... but in a spark of inspiration, you realize there's something you haven't tried yet! In a brilliant move, you run over to one of the flowerpots scattered around on the ground and punch it... and it breaks! Unlike all the resources, which brought up a notification, and most of the floor and walls, which you couldn't break, Flowerpots shatter! This leaves several shards of ceramic, some cutting into your fingers. with more experiments, you discover flowerpots have these green, mossy-looking rocks randomly stuffed into them, and the rest have dirt which is Like rocks. in the end of your exploration, you have 11 lumps of dirt and 2 green rocks.
Hungry Visitors hip, trendy, and apparently cliche japanese kids look at you in confusion.
Phil Swift watches Aeisenberg's motions. His actions are inscrutable before he suddenly pulls out a Chainsaw. He starts running towards Aeisenberg while laughing in that authentic manner.
Meanwhile, Hungry Visitors japanese people walk through the room and see an old stall. investigating it out of curiosity, they find some strange masks, black, pink, and yellow. being a 'funny sidekick dude', the blond hair guy puts on the Black mask, before gasping. After some exposition by a convenient purple fairy which doesn't say "hey, listen" unless you're actually confused, it is determined Blond Hair Guy has gained power over energy and the soul. Somehow.
There's probably a catch.
The Solars heal Orcalord a bit.
[] BUT A ANGEL 330/ HP, All he can see is martians! CHARGING AT AEISENBERG WITH A CHAINSAWWWW!! Wings, Armor, Weapons, Self. In The Update Room.
[OG] Solars 10 HP x2 summoned by orcalord! in the update room.
[OG?-HV?] Japanians
Spirit Savant 50/50 HP 20/20 Mask HP soul and energy powers! comedy...?
bored guy 5/5 HP
citrus person 5/5 HP
[AG] Lich 40/40 HP Is a generic lich! Will not die when killed. Magic, advancing on RRoP. Helping Godmodder for Godhood. Not in The Update Room.
[GM] Godmodder: 281????(??????(Note to self: when number is needed, look over pages 75-79 again.)) /300 HP 3/4 Sovereignty. ???, Not In The Update Room( in somewhere with Perfectly cuboidal tree-making holes in the ground.)
Algot: Playing Foundation : W & L! Paradoxically, In The Update Room! Invisible!
Hungry Visitor: Founder, ERR+2 skill. In The Update Room! Next to Unique 'Magic Factory', Needs stuff he doesn't have? woodcutting skill: below 50.
Tarrasque123: May or may not lack a physical body! In the Update room! Conditional on physical presence, lightly injured. Possessing a guy with an apron and looking-at-things powers, who has Paradoxical Wounds! also, 'd into place
Aeisenberg: In The Update Room! rapier (minor attack buff), Favour of the Deva, Coronal Relic (cyan), Awakened by HV (Tier 0.6), Probably Not a Martian.
OrcalordBeyond: In The Update Room!
Dracoflamer: In The Update Room! deserves to be remembered forever.
rangerrogueorpaladin: Being accosted by Lich!...? Maybe? just outside Godmodder's expected line of sight.
Barkdoggi: Suspects they have failed a spot check. Near Godmodders last location. Riding barely-subcritical uranium elemental
MOOSE WITH OP ARMOUR: heading in random direction! Is a moose basically the same thing as a cow?
Srovy: 11 dirt lumps, 2 , shards of ceramic embedded in hands.
Piono's old inventory on the floor
I command 1 solar to help aeisenberg and make the other follow me outside of the update room,and attack the lich(trying again)
I like 2 play spellcasters that can learn misty step.Also I like to play halflings,elves,dragonborn,warforged,teiflingfs, and half elf
Characters I play: Adron Nightbreeze
Help us Fight the godmodder! We need all the help we can get!
https://homebrewery.naturalcrit.com/user/Orcalord (use link to get to homebrewery)
I think Srovy, we should have an alliance. You can throw the rocks into my magic factory to create magic rock items... idk maybe they will resemble lobsters too.
Right now I need
Quest Alert:
Find and bring x18 Refined Hemp String, x2 C Archadius Cloth, or x4 Soul Strand to the NPC Hungry Visitor.
Rewards:
+Err+2 HP
+ ??? Robux
Access to Unique Crafting Machine
Optional:
Refine the voidwood for NPC Hungry Visitor. Woodworking lv. 35 required!
Rewards:
+ Unique Crafting Machine
+ A LOT of Robux
+??? (Woodworking lv. 100 required)
This quest fulfilled. I can also awaken any soldiers in your army to give them additional HP for free.
Also that guy that slapped the fly... could it be that I somehow summoned Saitama... bc he is bored and can't swat flies. Also he still got black hair so he is lv.1... yeah good.
I feared he would be insanely strong already.
Reading through a rulebook I remove the AC from an animal and awaken it in the process... through bullshitting of how the rules didn't explicitly state that this AC can't stand for Archadius Cloth instead of armor class. I put the Archadius Cloth into my factory.
I break some more flower pots till I have enough weird stones to buy an omni-rock gathering tool (that would be very gneiss)
Bright shall Punch talloran
the surf rock band plays a rock remix of the song of healing in order to heal bright
the dog bites talloran in the leg
the sea slug confuses talloran by telling his story