By reading this signature, you have agreed to pull 20 cards from the deck of many things. If you lose your soul in any way, it will go to me and the following will happen: When you create your next character, you will become a celestial warlock in servitude to me. Once a month, I require an ounce of empyrean blood. If you fail to deliver on this, all the cards you pulled will converge on you at once.
Whenever you go unconscious the reaper kills you and replaces you with a new, level 1, character. With no memories and no items (except for 10 GP and basic clothing(only enough to keep you covered without dying(so in a tundra biome you would have a thick coat)))
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[roll]7d6[/roll]
Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
Your innate anxiety to possess trinkets gets now more exhuberantly annoying, giving you the opportunity to steal and collect every low priced jewel, and other items you find everywhere.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Every time you see a character wearing a scythe, your anxiety forces you to instantly grab that weapon, and commit executions over every living being you spot on your path.
You are incapable of using correct grammar. The next boon you gain is always the Boon of Grammarly.
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This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco. No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
make a dumb epic boon with a crappy effect.
example:
Pencil pusher.
your int wis cha and dex are reset to nearest threshold (10, 20, 25, 30).
Boon of nothing
you reset to level 1
Hello!
By reading this signature, you have agreed to pull 20 cards from the deck of many things. If you lose your soul in any way, it will go to me and the following will happen: When you create your next character, you will become a celestial warlock in servitude to me. Once a month, I require an ounce of empyrean blood. If you fail to deliver on this, all the cards you pulled will converge on you at once.
Many thanks,
Gweledydd Slantse
Boon of the reaper
Whenever you go unconscious the reaper kills you and replaces you with a new, level 1, character. With no memories and no items (except for 10 GP and basic clothing(only enough to keep you covered without dying(so in a tundra biome you would have a thick coat)))
[roll]7d6[/roll]
Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
Drummer Generated Title
After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE 🧀 and tomato into PM me "PIZZA🍕"
Boon of Cheese Sandwiches
You can Spend 24 hours to create 1 cheese sandwich (that doesn't even taste any good
Boon of weird welcome
When you enter a town or any place with more than 500 residents, roll a d4
1. You are greeted by a circus team who, while you are in town, perform tricks whether you like it or not
2. Actors constantly come up to you in different disguises and try and meet you
3. The leader comes to meet you and offers you a banquet of fresh oranges in a stew of (their race) except its really chicken
4. Everyone who touches them pretends to freeze for a minute or so
Boon of Low Magic
You have an unlimited number of 1st-level spell slots
Come participate in the Competition of the Finest Brews, Edition XXVIII?
My homebrew stuff:
Spells, Monsters, Magic Items, Feats, Subclasses.
I am an Archfey, but nobody seems to notice.
Extended Signature
Excentricity Boon:
Your innate anxiety to possess trinkets gets now more exhuberantly annoying, giving you the opportunity to steal and collect every low priced jewel, and other items you find everywhere.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Boon of boons.
You can gain the effects of one other boon of your choice for one round as an action. This boon can be used once and then disappears.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
Boon Of Mustaches
You grow a weird mustache which lasts until you take a long rest, at which point it falls out.
Boon of Executions:
Every time you see a character wearing a scythe, your anxiety forces you to instantly grab that weapon, and commit executions over every living being you spot on your path.
My Ready-to-rock&roll chars:
Dertinus Tristany // Amilcar Barca // Vicenç Sacrarius // Oriol Deulofeu // Grovtuk
Boon of having no Ideas;
I have no ideas for boons other than this.
Boon of silly puns:
You know how to come up with wordplay that packs a pun-ch
my name is not Bryce
Actor
Certified Dark Sun enjoyer
usually on forum games and not contributing to conversations ¯\_ (ツ)_/
For every user who writes 5 paragraph essays as each of their posts: Remember to touch grass occasionally
Boon of having no boons:
You lose all of your other epic boons.
Boon of Grammarly
If you say something grammatically incorrect or spelling-wise, you have a ringing in your ears for 1 minute. You are deafened during that time.
Boon of Incorrect Grammar
You are incapable of using correct grammar. The next boon you gain is always the Boon of Grammarly.
This isn't actually a signature, just something I copy and paste onto the bottom of all my posts. Or is it? Yep, it is. Or is it..? I’m a hobbit, and the master cranial imploder of the "Oops, I Accidently Destroyed Someone's Brain" cult. Extended sig. I'm actually in Limbo, it says I'm in Mechanus because that's where I get my WiFi from. Please don't tell the modrons, they're still angry from the 'Spawning Stone' fiasco.
No connection to Dragonslayer8 other than knowing them in real life.
POG
Boon of Boom
You explode as soon as you take this boom-I mean boon.
That one’s funny.
boon of the broom.
u become a blind deaf senseless broom.
Boon of the box
you become a wooden crate filled with raw sewage
[roll]7d6[/roll]
Every post these dice roll increasing my chances of winning the yahtzee thread (I wish (wait not the twist the wish threa-!))
Drummer Generated Title
After having been invited to include both here, I now combine the "PM me CHEESE 🧀 and tomato into PM me "PIZZA🍕"
This is actually really good.
pm me the word "tomato"
she/her