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Issac appears slightly singed. He removes his helmet and you can see that he is a wood elf. He glares and Jerry and smites him with a loaf of bread. (divine smite 15 to hit 8 radiant damage.)
Given that Thoruk just disappeared I think it's time to move this along.
Jerry, after pressing his button as many times as he can, finally manages to get a "beep" out of the device. His joy at this is short lived, as a divine loaf of bread hurtles into the device, detonating its payload in a startling conflagration of divine light, fire, and bits of Jerry; and explosion which rips through the room, and the world around them disappears in a blaze of light.
As the light fades, you find yourselves in a room. There is a comfy leather sofa, a coffee table with some magazines on it and some stale sandwiches. There is also a potted plant which, despite not moving or having eyes, gives the impression of keeping a wary eye on Jerry.
Along the walls of the room is a line of doors, some of which have flaming "X"'s above them (these have been used throughout this thread, and the others will explain that the ones with flaming "X"'s above them have been completed).
The doors in the room are (annotated with the colour of their flame "X", if applicable):
4 doors, a lion skull, A Snake, Flames, A Pot,A hill torn in half, A Sword, A Chest, Waves, and a Flower.
(I have made more rooms but I haven't got the notes for them on me, sorry!)
Welcome Paladin Isaac, no need for a character sheet on this one, it's all about decisions and actions rather than abilities and scores!
"I knew it! I knew it, I knew it, I knew it! Jerry killed us!" I shake my fist at Jerry. Then I peek through the door with waves on it.
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I am a Sauce Acolyte, Sauce Knight, Sauce Defender, Sauce Monk, Sauce Brewer, and Sauce Priest of the Supreme Court of Sauce because of my homebrew Rogue subclass, the Hot One, as well as my homebrew spell,Saucy Creation. Oh, I'm also a Sauce Serenader for the College of Sauce.
I will endeavor to work something out for Jerry to kill ;)
Peeking into the water door, you see a set of stone steps descending into darkness. The walls glisten in the light emitting from softly glowing corals on the walls.
I go in more slowly, contemplating where we would find a lawyer to put a restraining order on Jerry. Unfortunately, that means I'm not paying attention to the stairs and I frequently stumble.
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I am a Sauce Acolyte, Sauce Knight, Sauce Defender, Sauce Monk, Sauce Brewer, and Sauce Priest of the Supreme Court of Sauce because of my homebrew Rogue subclass, the Hot One, as well as my homebrew spell,Saucy Creation. Oh, I'm also a Sauce Serenader for the College of Sauce.
I flatten myself against the wall to try to avoid Jerry. Then I yell “JEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY” and punch him as he goes by.
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I am a Sauce Acolyte, Sauce Knight, Sauce Defender, Sauce Monk, Sauce Brewer, and Sauce Priest of the Supreme Court of Sauce because of my homebrew Rogue subclass, the Hot One, as well as my homebrew spell,Saucy Creation. Oh, I'm also a Sauce Serenader for the College of Sauce.
I go in more slowly, contemplating where we would find a lawyer to put a restraining order on Jerry. Unfortunately, that means I'm not paying attention to the stairs and I frequently stumble.
I am a Sauce Acolyte, Sauce Knight, Sauce Defender, Sauce Monk, Sauce Brewer, and Sauce Priest of the Supreme Court of Sauce because of my homebrew Rogue subclass, the Hot One, as well as my homebrew spell,Saucy Creation. Oh, I'm also a Sauce Serenader for the College of Sauce.
I loudly proclaim "I AM THE PALADIN ISSAC, SERVER OF DIAGO, GODLY PATRON OF DUCKSLAYERS!"
He/Him
Threads: Cult of Chaos, The Supreme Court of Sauce.
The First Archpriest of The Supreme Court of Sauce (now just a priest)
First member of the Chaos Council.
Click here if you are cool
"Gosh darn it, Jerry."
Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
Pronouns are she/her.
Here, have a thing I made.
Issac appears slightly singed. He removes his helmet and you can see that he is a wood elf. He glares and Jerry and smites him with a loaf of bread. (divine smite 15 to hit 8 radiant damage.)
He/Him
Threads: Cult of Chaos, The Supreme Court of Sauce.
The First Archpriest of The Supreme Court of Sauce (now just a priest)
First member of the Chaos Council.
Click here if you are cool
(I dont actually have a character sheet im just rolling with it)
He/Him
Threads: Cult of Chaos, The Supreme Court of Sauce.
The First Archpriest of The Supreme Court of Sauce (now just a priest)
First member of the Chaos Council.
Click here if you are cool
“Ow!” Yes we need a new dm, I can’t blow stuff up if the dm doesn’t tell me what happens afterward.
Who is our current DM?
He/Him
Threads: Cult of Chaos, The Supreme Court of Sauce.
The First Archpriest of The Supreme Court of Sauce (now just a priest)
First member of the Chaos Council.
Click here if you are cool
Given that Thoruk just disappeared I think it's time to move this along.
Jerry, after pressing his button as many times as he can, finally manages to get a "beep" out of the device. His joy at this is short lived, as a divine loaf of bread hurtles into the device, detonating its payload in a startling conflagration of divine light, fire, and bits of Jerry; and explosion which rips through the room, and the world around them disappears in a blaze of light.
As the light fades, you find yourselves in a room. There is a comfy leather sofa, a coffee table with some magazines on it and some stale sandwiches. There is also a potted plant which, despite not moving or having eyes, gives the impression of keeping a wary eye on Jerry.
Along the walls of the room is a line of doors, some of which have flaming "X"'s above them (these have been used throughout this thread, and the others will explain that the ones with flaming "X"'s above them have been completed).
The doors in the room are (annotated with the colour of their flame "X", if applicable):
4 doors, a lion skull, A Snake, Flames, A Pot, A hill torn in half, A Sword, A Chest, Waves, and a Flower.
(I have made more rooms but I haven't got the notes for them on me, sorry!)
Welcome Paladin Isaac, no need for a character sheet on this one, it's all about decisions and actions rather than abilities and scores!
Make your Artificer work with any other class with 174 Multiclassing Feats for your Artificer Multiclass Character!
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Issac pokes one of the X's with his loaf of divine sourdough
He/Him
Threads: Cult of Chaos, The Supreme Court of Sauce.
The First Archpriest of The Supreme Court of Sauce (now just a priest)
First member of the Chaos Council.
Click here if you are cool
"I knew it! I knew it, I knew it, I knew it! Jerry killed us!" I shake my fist at Jerry. Then I peek through the door with waves on it.
I am a Sauce Acolyte, Sauce Knight, Sauce Defender, Sauce Monk, Sauce Brewer, and Sauce Priest of the Supreme Court of Sauce because of my homebrew Rogue subclass, the Hot One, as well as my homebrew spell, Saucy Creation. Oh, I'm also a Sauce Serenader for the College of Sauce.
Join the Supreme Court of Sauce!
Also, the What Cult!
I'm What Founder?
“UGH! NEEEEOOOOOO” Jerry will chomp down on a sandwich *angry munching noises* he’s angry that he can’t kill anything permanently.
I will endeavor to work something out for Jerry to kill ;)
Peeking into the water door, you see a set of stone steps descending into darkness. The walls glisten in the light emitting from softly glowing corals on the walls.
Make your Artificer work with any other class with 174 Multiclassing Feats for your Artificer Multiclass Character!
DM's Guild Releases on This Thread Or check them all out on DMs Guild!
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I have started discussing/reviewing 3rd party D&D content on Substack - stay tuned for semi-regular posts!
Tiamat shakes her head at Jerry. "Can't we put a restraining order on him?"
Cat cult is strong. Grammar cult is strong. Ni cult is strong. Sedge cult is strong. All cults are strong.
MilestoGo_24, Bubbub25 and SpeedyTabaxi_CatsForLife may or may not be my friends. Cynophobia almost definitely is.
Pronouns are she/her.
Here, have a thing I made.
Yeah, I'm just gonna run in.
"SSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Farewell.
Roll me a dexterity check please?
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I go in more slowly, contemplating where we would find a lawyer to put a restraining order on Jerry. Unfortunately, that means I'm not paying attention to the stairs and I frequently stumble.
I am a Sauce Acolyte, Sauce Knight, Sauce Defender, Sauce Monk, Sauce Brewer, and Sauce Priest of the Supreme Court of Sauce because of my homebrew Rogue subclass, the Hot One, as well as my homebrew spell, Saucy Creation. Oh, I'm also a Sauce Serenader for the College of Sauce.
Join the Supreme Court of Sauce!
Also, the What Cult!
I'm What Founder?
“JEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY” imitating stela. Jerry will also run in
I flatten myself against the wall to try to avoid Jerry. Then I yell “JEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYY” and punch him as he goes by.
I am a Sauce Acolyte, Sauce Knight, Sauce Defender, Sauce Monk, Sauce Brewer, and Sauce Priest of the Supreme Court of Sauce because of my homebrew Rogue subclass, the Hot One, as well as my homebrew spell, Saucy Creation. Oh, I'm also a Sauce Serenader for the College of Sauce.
Join the Supreme Court of Sauce!
Also, the What Cult!
I'm What Founder?
In that case I'm going to need dex checks from both of you as well XD
Make your Artificer work with any other class with 174 Multiclassing Feats for your Artificer Multiclass Character!
DM's Guild Releases on This Thread Or check them all out on DMs Guild!
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...dex check is now at disadvantage for Jerry
Make your Artificer work with any other class with 174 Multiclassing Feats for your Artificer Multiclass Character!
DM's Guild Releases on This Thread Or check them all out on DMs Guild!
DrivethruRPG Releases on This Thread - latest release: My Character is a Werewolf: balanced rules for Lycanthropy!
I have started discussing/reviewing 3rd party D&D content on Substack - stay tuned for semi-regular posts!
2 "Uh oh... Why is this slippery?" I say.
Wow a natural 20 I take what I said back.
I am a Sauce Acolyte, Sauce Knight, Sauce Defender, Sauce Monk, Sauce Brewer, and Sauce Priest of the Supreme Court of Sauce because of my homebrew Rogue subclass, the Hot One, as well as my homebrew spell, Saucy Creation. Oh, I'm also a Sauce Serenader for the College of Sauce.
Join the Supreme Court of Sauce!
Also, the What Cult!
I'm What Founder?