Base Class: Cleric
You are dedicated to the deities of the tastiest snack there is. These include deities such as Loafetta, Garlikio, and the very evil Chezmen. They give food (garlic bread) to the homeless, but they cannot do this alone. That's where you come in.
Toasted
At 1st level, you have become a chef to appease your deity.
You gain proficiency with cook's utensils.
Disciple Of Garlic Bread
Starting at 1st level, you have received the ability to make garlic bread for those who need it.
You may create garlic bread at any time. You may only make 2 average sized pieces at a time, and you cannot make more until the previous ones are eaten. This is not disabled by an anti-magic field or similar effects.
Feed The Hungry And Gorge The Wicked
Starting at 2nd level, you may channel your power to feed those who need it.
You may use your Channel Divinity to do one of these things.
You give all hungry people and creatures in a 100 ft. radius the nutrients they need to live. Or, you give one creature of your choice you can see within 30 ft. one level of exhaustion.
Butter Slick
Using the power of garlic butter, you may slip up your enemies.
Starting at 6th level, you may cast Grease at will. You may also use Channel Divinity to cast grease as a bonus action.
Garlic Infusion
At 8th level, you gain the ability to infuse your weapons with the power of garlic, which causes them to deal an additional 1d12 poison damage because of food poisoning. This does twice the damage against vampires.
This increases to 2d12 at 14th level.
Delicious Retribution
Starting at 17th level, you may send those opposing your deity away forever.
You may use an action to bring any creature with less than 100 HP and an alignment opposite of yours to 0 HP. You must take a long rest before you can use this feature again.
This needs extra damage against vampires?
Wow, lots of people have seen this, and it seems to be growing in popularity. Nice job, Willow! I really need to make my living loaf of bread who is a barkeep a cleric of this domain instead of a paladin of his current oath...
Other garlic bread subclasses are on the way, with a garlic bread dragon coming soon after. Hoping to do a Murder Marble(ball bearing)/Garlic Bread themed rogue. Don't worry, pocket garlic salt will happen. Also check out my other homebrew, including "Normal" Garlic Bread here: "Normal" Garlic Bread - Magic Items - Homebrew - D&D Beyond (dndbeyond.com)
XP to level 3 making this popular alll of a sudden
Neutral Evil Incubi: *exist*
17th lvl Neutral Good Garlic Bread Clerics: So you have chosen, death..
Now I am tempted to make a cleric named Spaghett the Riser. This character concept is hilarious.
Did we all just come here from Jacob's video?
Honestly though this seems like a fun concept and I want more of this in my life.
ok one recommendation is to change the Garlic Infusion to a d8 damage dice, since that is the norm for divine strikes. Either that or have it as a bonus action to "infuse" the weapon with garlic. also maybe have the at will grease thing changed to a number of times equal to your wisdom modifier, keeping the option to use channel divinity as a bonus action, just so it isnt too over powered.
I already know how to kill my players now. Be prepared for Linguine the Destroyer.
New day, new bread. I incorporated some of the ideas from the comments, and I think it's better now.
Also check out my other homebrew here: Spells, Monsters, Feats, Magic Items, Races, Backgrounds, Subclasses
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Monster: **** garlic bread
17th Level Cleric: *thanos snap*