Base Class: Cleric
You are dedicated to the deities of the tastiest snack there is. These include deities such as Loafetta, Garlikio, and the very evil Chezmen. They give food (garlic bread) to the homeless, but they cannot do this alone. That's where you come in.
Toasted
At 1st level, you have become a chef to appease your deity.
You gain proficiency with cook's utensils.
Disciple Of Garlic Bread
Starting at 1st level, you have received the ability to make garlic bread for those who need it.
You may create garlic bread at any time. You may only make 2 average sized pieces at a time, and you cannot make more until the previous ones are eaten. This is not disabled by an anti-magic field or similar effects.
Feed The Hungry And Gorge The Wicked
Starting at 2nd level, you may channel your power to feed those who need it.
You may use your Channel Divinity to do one of these things.
You give all hungry people and creatures in a 100 ft. radius the nutrients they need to live. Or, you give one creature of your choice you can see within 30 ft. one level of exhaustion.
Butter Slick
Using the power of garlic butter, you may slip up your enemies.
Starting at 6th level, you may cast Grease at will. You may also use Channel Divinity to cast grease as a bonus action.
Garlic Infusion
At 8th level, you gain the ability to infuse your weapons with the power of garlic, which causes them to deal an additional 1d12 poison damage because of food poisoning. This does twice the damage against vampires.
This increases to 2d12 at 14th level.
Delicious Retribution
Starting at 17th level, you may send those opposing your deity away forever.
You may use an action to bring any creature with less than 100 HP and an alignment opposite of yours to 0 HP. You must take a long rest before you can use this feature again.
I saw this on the XP to Level 3 video, died laughing, and devoted my life to garlic bread. I am now an Illusion Wizard 9/Lore Bard 3/Garlic Bread Cleric 1.
i made the average sized and 2 at a time things for the purpose of nerfing it. if it has a cooldown of an hour, it would be practically useless, because the whole point is to get creative with it.
The fact that it's unlimited use makes it a bit ridiculous. Maybe give a cool down of an hour?
(regarding this ability)
You may create garlic bread at any time. You may only make 2 average sized pieces at a time, and you cannot make more until the previous ones are eaten. This is not disabled by an anti-magic field or similar effects.
actually it does get extra spells, i was just too lazy to list them and im pretty sure they're all weird ones i made
This is beautiful. I thought the Divine Strike Feature was a bit overpowered at first, then I realized this subclass doesn't get any extra spells, and that it's the only direct damage option since the rest is utility, Divine Retribution is a great capstone, though.
"IT'S NOT DISABLED BY AN ANTIMAGIC FIELD- YOU JUST LITERALLY CREATE THE GARLIC BREAD!"
I totally get why you would say that, but characters tend to get OP at higher levels. I ended up making a Class & subclass earlier inspired by 40K (the Imperial Guard) and based off a combination of Barb and Fighter. I tested it's capabilities at levels 5, 10, 15, and 20, and it seems a bit powerful, but was about the same when testing any fighter or Barbarian
Link here if you want it 😄
https://www.gmbinder.com/share/-MFCLu_mUS7W9jcCLm9k
i mostly nerfed it because the way i did it was pretty op and someone suggested it like this, but you can always override this on your character sheet
also i def added vampire damage because of all the CoS comments
hope you enjoy using this, and you might wanna check out this: https://www.dndbeyond.com/subclasses/772088-marble-bread-mistress
i actually dont remember. i was pretty much too lazy to write them all out, but they automatically show up on the list if you make a character with it.
What are the spells for this?
I like how you changed the Garlic Infusion to an extent, (adding bonus damage to vampires) but it was quite nerfed. maybe 2d12 at level 12, 3d12 at 16, 4d12 at 20?
Gonna be honest, I just want to nuke a vampire with this, but it can stand to be a bit powerful, it is a cleric.
Oh my goodness, I couldn't even get through this without laughing. This is absolutely amazing!
done
Xp to Lvl 3 introduced this idea - its hilarious. I absolutely love this idea.
Fun fact: That video actually came out on my birthday, best accidental birthday present ever
The Marble Bread Mistress has officially dropped! Check it out here: The Marble Bread Mistress Class for Dungeons & Dragons (D&D) Fifth Edition (5e) - D&D Beyond (dndbeyond.com)
Hope you like it!
The garlic bread/ball bearing rogue is coming along nicely, I'm about halfway done. Will probably be released later today under the name Marble Bread Mistress.
Nice! Have fun with your newfound fame!
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so i watched the video
IM A YOUTUBE CELEBRITY NOW I GUESS?!?!?!