Base Class: Cleric
You are dedicated to the deities of the tastiest snack there is. These include deities such as Loafetta, Garlikio, and the very evil Chezmen. They give food (garlic bread) to the homeless, but they cannot do this alone. That's where you come in.
Toasted
At 1st level, you have become a chef to appease your deity.
You gain proficiency with cook's utensils.
Disciple Of Garlic Bread
Starting at 1st level, you have received the ability to make garlic bread for those who need it.
You may create garlic bread at any time. You may only make 2 average sized pieces at a time, and you cannot make more until the previous ones are eaten. This is not disabled by an anti-magic field or similar effects.
Feed The Hungry And Gorge The Wicked
Starting at 2nd level, you may channel your power to feed those who need it.
You may use your Channel Divinity to do one of these things.
You give all hungry people and creatures in a 100 ft. radius the nutrients they need to live. Or, you give one creature of your choice you can see within 30 ft. one level of exhaustion.
Butter Slick
Using the power of garlic butter, you may slip up your enemies.
Starting at 6th level, you may cast Grease at will. You may also use Channel Divinity to cast grease as a bonus action.
Garlic Infusion
At 8th level, you gain the ability to infuse your weapons with the power of garlic, which causes them to deal an additional 1d12 poison damage because of food poisoning. This does twice the damage against vampires.
This increases to 2d12 at 14th level.
Delicious Retribution
Starting at 17th level, you may send those opposing your deity away forever.
You may use an action to bring any creature with less than 100 HP and an alignment opposite of yours to 0 HP. You must take a long rest before you can use this feature again.
And that's how Strahd f*****g died
I have officially created a mysterious artifact to match this subclass. Check it out!
You're welcome! I wouldn't have taken it down on purpose (and wouldn't be able to), but it was just because of the quotes around the name. I'm glad you like this!
You are quite welcome!
true, true thanks
I don't have any either. But I will still try bugging them in the comments section of YT!
i really hope someone actually does this
i dont actually have any social media
but good luck to anyone who wants to try
We must do this. It must come to happen.
my greatest dream right now is to have this get on critical role. im imagining everyone bombing matt mercer with garlic bread on social media. that would be amazing.
p o g
I mean, if they're all for the bread, I think I'd renew my subscription for the purpose of adding them to my collection with this piece of art ^-^
Thank you for bringing it back, Willow!!
Praise our garlicy Gods Brothers and Sisters
Very coincidental. OR WAS IT!?
i know, right?
This is the best possible option for clerics.
This is perfection.
Ah yes
This is perfection
i can personally relate