Q: The most challenging field of magic to get started in? A: Procrastomancy
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What is the best dnd joke you guys have
Q: what's a rogue's favorite medium armor?
A: Hide!
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I'll poach this one form something I found the yesterday...
Q: What is a Tabaxi's favourite type of Wizard?
A: A Necro-Meow-cer.
Q: what happens when when a dark elf casts sleep on you?
A: you get Drow-sy!
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beauty is in the eye of the beholder!
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Q: what kind of dragonborn work as a police officer?
A: Copper!
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These are REALLY good jokes!
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Terry Pratchett & Brian Jacques. Best authors of all time. Change my mind.
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Q: The most challenging field of magic to get started in?
A: Procrastomancy
“It cannot be seen, cannot be felt, Cannot be heard, cannot be smelt, It lies behind stars and under hills, And empty holes it fills, It comes first and follows after, Ends life, kills laughter.” J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit, or There and Back Again
Best DND Joke ever
D&D Beyond 2023 January
(sorry lol had to)
Q:Why did nobody trust the low DEX wizardß
A:because he cantrip at any moment!
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