Swigg nods to Mazara and looks closely at the image of him in a bunny suit, "That...looks...really cute on me. I can work that." Swigg pushes his books into his bag. "Excuse me" he says to the Goliath Wizard as he leaves his table in a hurry and exits the Glory. 

Swigg finds himself at a costume shop trying on sexy bunny outfits.

(Que Montague with flashing lights) 

(If you gotta pick a goblin montage sequence, its gotta be that song! Well done Keneux)

The lithe gnome continues his exercises. He wears a suit of bright green, with multi-coloured feathers adorning his shoulders and legs. His face is full of ugly wrinkles, although he otherwise seems quite young. Oily black hair hangs down over his eyes onto his pudgy nose. After giving Rothander a scroll, he ignores Og's rudeness and carries on his strange meditative dance. Finally, he turns to the half-orc and says. "Welcome, Ignorant One. I am Tøhmm Grenad Brightass Groturd Loonhead Browntime. Have you come to devote your pitiful life to Saint Gewonnt of Deneir?"

(Just for the record, Og went looking for sorcerer scrolls.)

(Well no wonder you weren't successful, TGBGLB can't even make sorcerer's scrolls.)

Watching the proceedings of the pub around him Gorbal smiles and raises an eyebrow when the dwarf has the opportunity to sign up for the coliseum. 

"Hey.... Uhhh can I get my name on that aswell?" he enquires. He looks towards the Dragonborn known as Bali as he offers to buy the dwarf a drink. "So anyone can sign up yeah?" he asks. 

Rothander looks at the scrolls produced by the monk. "Ye have a nice selection of scrolls. Just not tha ones I'm looking for. I thank ye fer ye services and ye time." As he bows and leaves. 

The next match has been posted for level 6 competitors. They all receive a note inviting them to a "book club". The handwriting is elegant and flowing, as though written by someone of noble birth.

(Forgot to roll this last time)

Wyvern Investigation Time: 18.
(If able to use Arcana instead, add +3 to roll)

Gell finds a quiet corner in the library, summons up the Deepest Black, and unmasks in the safety of its embrace to study in comfort.

The next match has been posted for level-1 competitors. The match will start in about 24 hours.

https://www.dndbeyond.com/forums/d-d-beyond-general/play-by-post/9701-coliseum-of-conquest-always-recruiting?comment=17244

(100 gold to the character of the first player who can accurately name the location of this arena.)

(@Bdiddy:

(Ding! Mazara gets it. Now the real question is did you identify the little ewok village in the back ground, or did you check the image URL which is hosted by EA's website. The image is Battlefront artwork.)

(I also would have accepted National Redwood Forest, California)

(@Bdiddy: I knew it /was/ an ewok village. Though my next star wars reference was gonna be Wookie one, but it was too low to the ground. There was redwood too... until I noticed the little platform in the background. Then I thought Elder Scrolls valenwood for some odd reason. That and Avatar... my head's all over the place today.)

A fissure in the Earth opens beneath Épée's feet. He is sucked underground and will never surface again.

(Now that I realize how he's manipulating his rolls and how to detect it. It will not be tolerated.)

(Wait, what?  He was manipulating his rolls?)

(That makes sense.  No one's actually that lucky.)

(What was he doing, deleting his posts until he got good rolls?)

(Hm. Should have seen it coming.)

(Isn't this the first time anyone's actually cheated in the Coliseum?)

(So what happens if I won because he cheated? Does that eliminate my win? Do I drop back down a level?)

(and what about the people he’s cheated on (Mazara, Cultic, Sha’kar, Maginio, Denka, etc.))