*Legolas! A) Why on earth do you have the one and only axe of the dwarvish lords? B) Don't give it to this guy! Terrible idea! Wait to see if Vristil takes the deal without it.*
*A) Exaos B) Ok, let’s retcon that.*
*I figured that, but why would Exaos have it? It's supposed to have been lost for centuries and Exaos having it would just anger the entire dwarven pantheon anyway.*
*Legolas! A) Why on earth do you have the one and only axe of the dwarvish lords? B) Don't give it to this guy! Terrible idea! Wait to see if Vristil takes the deal without it.*
*A) Exaos B) Ok, let’s retcon that.*
*I figured that, but why would Exaos have it? It's supposed to have been lost for centuries and Exaos having it would just anger the entire dwarven pantheon anyway.*
*It was lost cause Exaos found it and didn’t tell anyone, and that’s why he hasn’t let anyone see it. One of the most powerful weapons in existence? Exaos likee!*
*Legolas! A) Why on earth do you have the one and only axe of the dwarvish lords? B) Don't give it to this guy! Terrible idea! Wait to see if Vristil takes the deal without it.*
*A) Exaos B) Ok, let’s retcon that.*
*I figured that, but why would Exaos have it? It's supposed to have been lost for centuries and Exaos having it would just anger the entire dwarven pantheon anyway.*
*It was lost cause Exaos found it and didn’t tell anyone, and that’s why he hasn’t let anyone see it. One of the most powerful weapons in existence? Exaos likee!*
*I'm honestly not convinced that this is entirely reasonable, since finding it would involve years of boring research followed by a rummage in a dusty tomb and no one knowing about it would involve Exaos never having used the thing which doesn't strike me as fitting the Exaos 'smite the sinners' personality type.*
*Legolas! A) Why on earth do you have the one and only axe of the dwarvish lords? B) Don't give it to this guy! Terrible idea! Wait to see if Vristil takes the deal without it.*
*A) Exaos B) Ok, let’s retcon that.*
*I figured that, but why would Exaos have it? It's supposed to have been lost for centuries and Exaos having it would just anger the entire dwarven pantheon anyway.*
*It was lost cause Exaos found it and didn’t tell anyone, and that’s why he hasn’t let anyone see it. One of the most powerful weapons in existence? Exaos likee!*
*I'm honestly not convinced that this is entirely reasonable, since finding it would involve years of boring research followed by a rummage in a dusty tomb and no one knowing about it would involve Exaos never having used the thing which doesn't strike me as fitting the Exaos 'smite the sinners' personality type.*
*…You have a good point. Exaos would have used it by now. Retcon the whole thing, I suppose.*
*Legolas! A) Why on earth do you have the one and only axe of the dwarvish lords? B) Don't give it to this guy! Terrible idea! Wait to see if Vristil takes the deal without it.*
*A) Exaos B) Ok, let’s retcon that.*
*I figured that, but why would Exaos have it? It's supposed to have been lost for centuries and Exaos having it would just anger the entire dwarven pantheon anyway.*
*It was lost cause Exaos found it and didn’t tell anyone, and that’s why he hasn’t let anyone see it. One of the most powerful weapons in existence? Exaos likee!*
*I'm honestly not convinced that this is entirely reasonable, since finding it would involve years of boring research followed by a rummage in a dusty tomb and no one knowing about it would involve Exaos never having used the thing which doesn't strike me as fitting the Exaos 'smite the sinners' personality type.*
*…You have a good point. Exaos would have used it by now. Retcon the whole thing, I suppose.*
*Cool. I always get heart palpitations whenever I see an artifact in the hands of a god when the god didn't make our bed given the artifact. Usually they get one maximum specific to them. Plus, artifacts just scare me whenever I see them.*
”Wait, not the location of Calius. That’s not right. We need the location of the base. The Ash Raven base. The place where Calius is heading to become a god.” Kane realizes his mistake and tries to correct it.
Vristil grins. "That will cost you more."
Kane looks at his papers and then back to Vristil. “How much more?” Kane asks, suspicious.
"That depends on what you're offering. This kind of information isn't cheap."
Kane understands and lays all of the manuscripts on the table, and he also pulls out a tome of Fireball. “Is this enough?”
Eris sighs and puts several top hats and a plate of sushi on the table.
Atemos sighs and starts piling kazoos on the table.
"That's enough." He picks up the manuscripts.
*The beetle needs to make a STR check.*
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”Wait, not the location of Calius. That’s not right. We need the location of the base. The Ash Raven base. The place where Calius is heading to become a god.” Kane realizes his mistake and tries to correct it.
Vristil grins. "That will cost you more."
Kane looks at his papers and then back to Vristil. “How much more?” Kane asks, suspicious.
"That depends on what you're offering. This kind of information isn't cheap."
Tear tilts his head. “What about the ability to travel to another material plane entirely?”
”Wait, not the location of Calius. That’s not right. We need the location of the base. The Ash Raven base. The place where Calius is heading to become a god.” Kane realizes his mistake and tries to correct it.
Vristil grins. "That will cost you more."
Kane looks at his papers and then back to Vristil. “How much more?” Kane asks, suspicious.
"That depends on what you're offering. This kind of information isn't cheap."
Kane understands and lays all of the manuscripts on the table, and he also pulls out a tome of Fireball. “Is this enough?”
Eris sighs and puts several top hats and a plate of sushi on the table.
Atemos sighs and starts piling kazoos on the table.
A loud sigh comes from thin air and the Axe of the Dwarvish Lords appears on the table. EDIT: RETCONNED.
wick sighs, and starts dumping eldritch crossbows on the table
”Wait, not the location of Calius. That’s not right. We need the location of the base. The Ash Raven base. The place where Calius is heading to become a god.” Kane realizes his mistake and tries to correct it.
Vristil grins. "That will cost you more."
Kane looks at his papers and then back to Vristil. “How much more?” Kane asks, suspicious.
"That depends on what you're offering. This kind of information isn't cheap."
Tear tilts his head. “What about the ability to travel to another material plane entirely?”
"Very well. I was fully prepared to make the deal without that, but I'll take it."
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”Wait, not the location of Calius. That’s not right. We need the location of the base. The Ash Raven base. The place where Calius is heading to become a god.” Kane realizes his mistake and tries to correct it.
Vristil grins. "That will cost you more."
Kane looks at his papers and then back to Vristil. “How much more?” Kane asks, suspicious.
"That depends on what you're offering. This kind of information isn't cheap."
Kane understands and lays all of the manuscripts on the table, and he also pulls out a tome of Fireball. “Is this enough?”
Eris sighs and puts several top hats and a plate of sushi on the table.
Atemos sighs and starts piling kazoos on the table.
A loud sigh comes from thin air and the Axe of the Dwarvish Lords appears on the table. EDIT: RETCONNED.
wick sighs, and starts dumping eldritch crossbows on the table
"The same for those."
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”Wait, not the location of Calius. That’s not right. We need the location of the base. The Ash Raven base. The place where Calius is heading to become a god.” Kane realizes his mistake and tries to correct it.
Vristil grins. "That will cost you more."
Kane looks at his papers and then back to Vristil. “How much more?” Kane asks, suspicious.
"That depends on what you're offering. This kind of information isn't cheap."
Tear tilts his head. “What about the ability to travel to another material plane entirely?”
"Very well. I was fully prepared to make the deal without that, but I'll take it."
“In exchange? What do I get? You were ready to take the deal.”
”Wait, not the location of Calius. That’s not right. We need the location of the base. The Ash Raven base. The place where Calius is heading to become a god.” Kane realizes his mistake and tries to correct it.
Vristil grins. "That will cost you more."
Kane looks at his papers and then back to Vristil. “How much more?” Kane asks, suspicious.
"That depends on what you're offering. This kind of information isn't cheap."
Kane understands and lays all of the manuscripts on the table, and he also pulls out a tome of Fireball. “Is this enough?”
Eris sighs and puts several top hats and a plate of sushi on the table.
Atemos sighs and starts piling kazoos on the table.
A loud sigh comes from thin air and the Axe of the Dwarvish Lords appears on the table. EDIT: RETCONNED.
wick sighs, and starts dumping eldritch crossbows on the table
”Wait, not the location of Calius. That’s not right. We need the location of the base. The Ash Raven base. The place where Calius is heading to become a god.” Kane realizes his mistake and tries to correct it.
Vristil grins. "That will cost you more."
Kane looks at his papers and then back to Vristil. “How much more?” Kane asks, suspicious.
"That depends on what you're offering. This kind of information isn't cheap."
Tear tilts his head. “What about the ability to travel to another material plane entirely?”
"Very well. I was fully prepared to make the deal without that, but I'll take it."
“In exchange? What do I get? You were ready to take the deal.”
"I'm not anymore."
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”Wait, not the location of Calius. That’s not right. We need the location of the base. The Ash Raven base. The place where Calius is heading to become a god.” Kane realizes his mistake and tries to correct it.
Vristil grins. "That will cost you more."
Kane looks at his papers and then back to Vristil. “How much more?” Kane asks, suspicious.
"That depends on what you're offering. This kind of information isn't cheap."
Tear tilts his head. “What about the ability to travel to another material plane entirely?”
"Very well. I was fully prepared to make the deal without that, but I'll take it."
“In exchange? What do I get? You were ready to take the deal.”
"I'm not anymore."
Tear sighs. “I’m not handing that over, then. You were taking the deal.”
”Wait, not the location of Calius. That’s not right. We need the location of the base. The Ash Raven base. The place where Calius is heading to become a god.” Kane realizes his mistake and tries to correct it.
Vristil grins. "That will cost you more."
Kane looks at his papers and then back to Vristil. “How much more?” Kane asks, suspicious.
"That depends on what you're offering. This kind of information isn't cheap."
Tear tilts his head. “What about the ability to travel to another material plane entirely?”
"Very well. I was fully prepared to make the deal without that, but I'll take it."
“In exchange? What do I get? You were ready to take the deal.”
"I'm not anymore."
Tear sighs. “I’m not handing that over, then. You were taking the deal.”
"I guess you won't get your information, then."
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”Wait, not the location of Calius. That’s not right. We need the location of the base. The Ash Raven base. The place where Calius is heading to become a god.” Kane realizes his mistake and tries to correct it.
Vristil grins. "That will cost you more."
Kane looks at his papers and then back to Vristil. “How much more?” Kane asks, suspicious.
"That depends on what you're offering. This kind of information isn't cheap."
Tear tilts his head. “What about the ability to travel to another material plane entirely?”
"Very well. I was fully prepared to make the deal without that, but I'll take it."
“In exchange? What do I get? You were ready to take the deal.”
"I'm not anymore."
Tear sighs. “I’m not handing that over, then. You were taking the deal.”
”Wait, not the location of Calius. That’s not right. We need the location of the base. The Ash Raven base. The place where Calius is heading to become a god.” Kane realizes his mistake and tries to correct it.
Vristil grins. "That will cost you more."
Kane looks at his papers and then back to Vristil. “How much more?” Kane asks, suspicious.
"That depends on what you're offering. This kind of information isn't cheap."
Tear tilts his head. “What about the ability to travel to another material plane entirely?”
"Very well. I was fully prepared to make the deal without that, but I'll take it."
“In exchange? What do I get? You were ready to take the deal.”
"I'm not anymore."
Tear sighs. “I’m not handing that over, then. You were taking the deal.”
"I guess you won't get your information, then."
"Or we could make up for it with hats? Want any sushi?"
”Wait, not the location of Calius. That’s not right. We need the location of the base. The Ash Raven base. The place where Calius is heading to become a god.” Kane realizes his mistake and tries to correct it.
Vristil grins. "That will cost you more."
Kane looks at his papers and then back to Vristil. “How much more?” Kane asks, suspicious.
"That depends on what you're offering. This kind of information isn't cheap."
Tear tilts his head. “What about the ability to travel to another material plane entirely?”
"Very well. I was fully prepared to make the deal without that, but I'll take it."
“In exchange? What do I get? You were ready to take the deal.”
"I'm not anymore."
Tear sighs. “I’m not handing that over, then. You were taking the deal.”
”Wait, not the location of Calius. That’s not right. We need the location of the base. The Ash Raven base. The place where Calius is heading to become a god.” Kane realizes his mistake and tries to correct it.
Vristil grins. "That will cost you more."
Kane looks at his papers and then back to Vristil. “How much more?” Kane asks, suspicious.
"That depends on what you're offering. This kind of information isn't cheap."
Tear tilts his head. “What about the ability to travel to another material plane entirely?”
"Very well. I was fully prepared to make the deal without that, but I'll take it."
“In exchange? What do I get? You were ready to take the deal.”
"I'm not anymore."
Tear sighs. “I’m not handing that over, then. You were taking the deal.”
"I guess you won't get your information, then."
"just hand it over already"
"What do you want for it? I mean we can go through this peacefully guys."
”Wait, not the location of Calius. That’s not right. We need the location of the base. The Ash Raven base. The place where Calius is heading to become a god.” Kane realizes his mistake and tries to correct it.
Vristil grins. "That will cost you more."
Kane looks at his papers and then back to Vristil. “How much more?” Kane asks, suspicious.
"That depends on what you're offering. This kind of information isn't cheap."
Kane understands and lays all of the manuscripts on the table, and he also pulls out a tome of Fireball. “Is this enough?”
Eris sighs and puts several top hats and a plate of sushi on the table.
Atemos sighs and starts piling kazoos on the table.
"That's enough." He picks up the manuscripts.
*The beetle needs to make a STR check.*
*To get out of between the papers? I'll make a Strength check, but if it's okay I would prefer a Dexterity check to dodge out.*
Strength: 9
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Chilling kinda vibe.
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*I figured that, but why would Exaos have it? It's supposed to have been lost for centuries and Exaos having it would just anger the entire dwarven pantheon anyway.*
Chilling kinda vibe.
*It was lost cause Exaos found it and didn’t tell anyone, and that’s why he hasn’t let anyone see it. One of the most powerful weapons in existence? Exaos likee!*
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*I'm honestly not convinced that this is entirely reasonable, since finding it would involve years of boring research followed by a rummage in a dusty tomb and no one knowing about it would involve Exaos never having used the thing which doesn't strike me as fitting the Exaos 'smite the sinners' personality type.*
Chilling kinda vibe.
*…You have a good point. Exaos would have used it by now. Retcon the whole thing, I suppose.*
I'm the Valar (leader and creator) of The Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit/Anything Tolkien Cult!
Member of the Cult of Cats, High Elf of the Elven Guild, and Sauce Priest & Sauce Smith of the Supreme Court of Sauce.
If you want some casual roleplay/adventures in Middle Earth, check out The Wild's Edge Tavern, a LotR/Middle Earth tavern!
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*Cool. I always get heart palpitations whenever I see an artifact in the hands of a god when the god didn't make our bed given the artifact. Usually they get one maximum specific to them. Plus, artifacts just scare me whenever I see them.*
Chilling kinda vibe.
"That's enough." He picks up the manuscripts.
*The beetle needs to make a STR check.*
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I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
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"Very well. I was fully prepared to make the deal without that, but I'll take it."
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"The same for those."
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“In exchange? What do I get? You were ready to take the deal.”
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
"hmm?"
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"I'm not anymore."
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Tear sighs. “I’m not handing that over, then. You were taking the deal.”
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
"I guess you won't get your information, then."
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"just hand it over already"
N/A
"Or we could make up for it with hats? Want any sushi?"
I have a weird sense of humor.
I also make maps.(That's a link)
“I’ll hand it over when you make it worth it.”
I can’t remember what’s supposed to go here.
"What do you want for it? I mean we can go through this peacefully guys."
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*To get out of between the papers? I'll make a Strength check, but if it's okay I would prefer a Dexterity check to dodge out.*
Strength: 9
Chilling kinda vibe.