Your swing lands at an angle that moderately covers you, especially your face, in smashed goblin matter, in a wet, disgusting way. The goblin topples over, headless, and you can feel the viscera and even an eyeball, drip wetly off of your moneymaker. You either find this amazing, or super gross, but i'll leave that part to you.
Balrog’s eyes gleam at the sight of the wreckage his beloved warhammer caused. He wipes the gore from his face with the back of the hand and flicks the blood on the ground. It spatters the ground and the eyeball lands with a sick “plop”. Balrog licks his lips and says cheerily “Only good goblin is a dead goblin!”
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With a side step that looks like a dance move, the goblin warrior shimmies to the side and dodges your spell. Too bad, too, that was a nice damage roll.
The goblin warrior returns with a mighty foe. Durnn, a hobgoblin, and leader of the goblins, enters the room and surveys you all and the destruction Calcryx is causing. With him is the goblin shaman Grenl.
Phil's gonna once again cup his hand's and direct his vicious mockery towards the hobgoblin- D12 Wisdom Roll or 1 and disadvantage on attacks
"Oh wow, I thought hobgoblins were supposed to be the impressive looking ones. Don't worry to much though, you'll all look the same as dragon fertilizer."
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OOC: for 4 points of damage, yes.
Grinning at the blood dripping along the blade of his sword Ugg once again charges the nearest Warrior this time with a sweeping slash with the aim of beheading the foe and then if successful with a spinning move baseball strike the freed head and send that across the room as well. Attack: 18 Damage: 11
(not sure what to roll for the second part, Athletics? 16)
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"Lord Arunduil will bring death to us all"
Arutha Lvl.2 Human Fighter: Arsenal of the Orc Lord
Milamber Lvl.1 Human Sorcerer: Curse of Strahd
Masque: Lvl.5 Gith Cleric: Age of Death
DM: League of Improbable Adventurers: Chapter 1 of Arunduil's Bane
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Judas saw Ugg get hit in that last round, so he jogs over to where Ugg is standing, whirls his maraca stick in the air, and a bright beam of light appears on the tip of the stick and bathes Judas in warming light. With the strange aura around him, he casually touches Ugg on the forehead, making the sign of the cross. Judas casts Cure Wounds on Ugg, healing him 12 hit points.
Grenl rushes up to Balrog and casts Inflict Wounds
Touch attack: Attack: 16 Damage: 11
As Grenl casts her spell and touches Balrog, the flash of necromantic magic catches the eyes of Calcryx, who proceeds to rapidly snake up to her, and bite the upper half of her body, leaving nothing but a bloody, limp stump of legs that topples over in a big mess.
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Balrog grunts in pain, but the sight of Calcryx ripping the shaman in half restores his vigor and he shakes of the damage delt by Grenl with some colorful language.
Stripped of his revenge on the shaman, Balrog takes aim at the hobgoblin leader and fires a crackling witch light in its direction.
Durnn roars and takes the hits, retaliating wildly at Ugg Attack: 14 Damage: 15
Ouch. 30 Ugg, the hit severs a major organ, you can feel the air leave your lungs and your heart failing - you go down with a loud thud. Durnn yells a battlecry and awaits the next challenger. Judas, now is a great time to shine, Ugg is dying from that critical hit.
Balrog, Varth, Warrior4RAN, Erky, PhillyCheese, Ugg, Judas, Calcryx, Warrior7, Warrior7
Do that roll again, Bal. Nothing parsed.
OOC: weird it was there and when I press edit it shows the forumula, but it’s not showing lol.
warhammer: Attack: 14 Damage: 1
OOC: and now the first ones showing up again... uhhh I think Balrogs too beast for the roller.
I agree. I'll take the first roll. Your swing completely obliterates the goblin warriors head. Roll for gore. (that's just an unmodified d20 roll)
Balrog, Varth, Warrior4RAN, Erky, PhillyCheese, Ugg, Judas, Calcryx, Warrior7
Gore!: 13
Your swing lands at an angle that moderately covers you, especially your face, in smashed goblin matter, in a wet, disgusting way. The goblin topples over, headless, and you can feel the viscera and even an eyeball, drip wetly off of your moneymaker. You either find this amazing, or super gross, but i'll leave that part to you.
Balrog’s eyes gleam at the sight of the wreckage his beloved warhammer caused. He wipes the gore from his face with the back of the hand and flicks the blood on the ground. It spatters the ground and the eyeball lands with a sick “plop”. Balrog licks his lips and says cheerily “Only good goblin is a dead goblin!”
Ok, Varth, lets see what you can do!
Varth takes another shot of fire bolt at the last goblin warrior.
Attack: 11 Damage: 10
With a side step that looks like a dance move, the goblin warrior shimmies to the side and dodges your spell. Too bad, too, that was a nice damage roll.
Balrog, Varth, Warrior4, Erky, PhillyCheese, Ugg, Judas, Calcryx, Warrior7
The goblin warrior returns with a mighty foe. Durnn, a hobgoblin, and leader of the goblins, enters the room and surveys you all and the destruction Calcryx is causing. With him is the goblin shaman Grenl.
Durnn: 10
Grenl: 14
The new initiative order is:
Balrog, Varth, Durnn20, Warrior4, Erky, PhillyCheese, Ugg, Judas, Grenl8, Calcryx, Warrior7
Durnn advances upon you all, passing Calcryx along the way. Oh no sir, he's not fighting THAT lizard.
Warrior4 slashes at Judas: Attack: 12 Damage: 7
There, now you have something to heal. =P
Phil, you're up my man.
OOC: Ugg, did that Attack=17 hit you? Lemme know, as Judas has some tender loving healing on the way if it did!
Last to know and first to be blamed...
As a free action, can I regret my life choices?
Phil's gonna once again cup his hand's and direct his vicious mockery towards the hobgoblin- D12 Wisdom Roll or 1 and disadvantage on attacks
"Oh wow, I thought hobgoblins were supposed to be the impressive looking ones. Don't worry to much though, you'll all look the same as dragon fertilizer."
Ouch! 19
A solid burn, but he remains unfazed.
Balrog, Varth, Durnn20, Warrior4, Erky, PhillyCheese, Ugg, Judas, Grenl8, Calcryx, Warrior7
Ugg is Upp!
OOC: for 4 points of damage, yes.
Grinning at the blood dripping along the blade of his sword Ugg once again charges the nearest Warrior this time with a sweeping slash with the aim of beheading the foe and then if successful with a spinning move baseball strike the freed head and send that across the room as well. Attack: 18 Damage: 11
(not sure what to roll for the second part, Athletics? 16)
"Lord Arunduil will bring death to us all"
Arutha Lvl.2 Human Fighter: Arsenal of the Orc Lord
Milamber Lvl.1 Human Sorcerer: Curse of Strahd
Masque: Lvl.5 Gith Cleric: Age of Death
DM: League of Improbable Adventurers: Chapter 1 of Arunduil's Bane
It's a home run, Ugg. Nice haha.
Balrog, Varth, Durnn20, Warrior4, Erky, PhillyCheese, Ugg, Judas, Grenl8, Calcryx.
Judas!
Judas saw Ugg get hit in that last round, so he jogs over to where Ugg is standing, whirls his maraca stick in the air, and a bright beam of light appears on the tip of the stick and bathes Judas in warming light. With the strange aura around him, he casually touches Ugg on the forehead, making the sign of the cross. Judas casts Cure Wounds on Ugg, healing him 12 hit points.
Last to know and first to be blamed...
As a free action, can I regret my life choices?
Grenl rushes up to Balrog and casts Inflict Wounds
Touch attack: Attack: 16 Damage: 11
As Grenl casts her spell and touches Balrog, the flash of necromantic magic catches the eyes of Calcryx, who proceeds to rapidly snake up to her, and bite the upper half of her body, leaving nothing but a bloody, limp stump of legs that topples over in a big mess.
Balrog, Varth, Durnn20, Warrior4, Erky, PhillyCheese, Ugg, Judas, Grenl8, Calcryx.
Balrog, if you're still alive, you can go. You too, Varth.
Varth takes out his three pins and casts magic missile, focusing all of his bolts on Durnn.
Damage for each bolt: 4
Balrog grunts in pain, but the sight of Calcryx ripping the shaman in half restores his vigor and he shakes of the damage delt by Grenl with some colorful language.
Stripped of his revenge on the shaman, Balrog takes aim at the hobgoblin leader and fires a crackling witch light in its direction.
Eldritch Blast: Attack: 9 Damage: 7
Balrog, Varth, Durnn10, Warrior4, Erky, PhillyCheese, Ugg, Judas, Grenl8, Calcryx.
Durnn roars and takes the hits, retaliating wildly at Ugg
Attack: 14 Damage: 15
Ouch. 30
Ugg, the hit severs a major organ, you can feel the air leave your lungs and your heart failing - you go down with a loud thud. Durnn yells a battlecry and awaits the next challenger. Judas, now is a great time to shine, Ugg is dying from that critical hit.
Balrog, Varth, Durnn10, Warrior4, Erky, PhillyCheese, Ugg, Judas, Grenl8, Calcryx.
Warrior 4 swings wildly at Philly:
Attack: 22 Damage: 4
Erky begins casting a healing spell, shocked at how Ugg went down so quickly. It will kick in after Judas' move.
Philly and Ugg, your turn, if you guys are alive =P Judas you can go too.