After the group (all male character - and completely drunk) express a growing friendship after years of being adversarial (though one of them is new):
Party (chanting): "Man-ly love! Man-ly love! Man-ly love!" Barbarian: "Okay. That's enough." Artificer: "Yeah. Let's stop." Rogue (refusing to stop): "MANLY LOVE!!" -and starts trying to doff all his clothes but is too drunk to do so with the Sorcerer trying to stop him-
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Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
My satyr warlock has green hag-related PTSD. I hope when he tells the other PCs, the party doesn't act like this or they will be losing their satyr buddy (who is the only one who knows a lot about the feywild if they ever go into there).
My satyr warlock has green hag-related PTSD. I hope when he tells the other PCs, the party doesn't act like this or they will be losing their satyr buddy (who is the only one who knows a lot about the feywild if they ever go into there).
My satyr warlock has green hag-related PTSD. I hope when he tells the other PCs, the party doesn't act like this or they will be losing their satyr buddy (who is the only one who knows a lot about the feywild if they ever go into there).
More info plz
The character's name is Lord Kazimir Avitus (though the title is empty), btw. Here is his backstory:
Kazimir was born to a loving noble family who ruled a feywild satyr town and ran a company called Avitus Brewery Co. His mother's name was Aida, and his father's name was Kephalos. He had a younger sister named Yoriko. He lived happily until, one day, an old, human-looking woman with yellow eyes, dark blue hair, and green, tattered robes came into his father's office and asked to buy the company and the town. He refused the offer. The next day, the woman appeared in the town square, and yelled about how Kaz's father got in her way, and then she revealed herself to be an ancient green hag known as Ingrid, who was quickly joined by her coven and their minions. They attacked the town, causing a lot of collateral damage, killing men, women, and children satyrs alike. Kaz managed to survive, but his friends and family didn't. He was 15 at the time. Not knowing what to do, he ran away. When he was 17, he saw Queen Titania of the Summer Court come to him in a dream, offering help. He made a warlock pact with her, and entered a portal to the material plane, finding himself on the Moonshae Isles.
Kazimir is currently 22, btw. Before the campaign started, he mostly did odd jobs here and there for the islands' townsfolk to make coin.
It'd also be detrimental to the party to be make insensitive jokes about Kaz's past and cause him to leave because he is a really good damage dealer. His spell attack bonus and spell save DC is higher than the bard's and the cleric's. He managed to get his Charisma maxed out at level 1 thanks to the +2 bonus to Charisma score from being a satry.
Ah yes, old ladys who wish to buy companies will do that to you
That ancient hag's most known tactic is taking power in a peaceful (although still damaging to anybody who is not her) manner. If the victim(s) refuse her offer, she then immediately wrecks their crap, killing innocent people and making her coven and minions loot the wreckage. You have to keep in mind that this is fey that we're dealing with. They can be tricky to predict.
That ancient hag's most known tactic is taking power in a peaceful (although still damaging to anybody who is not her) manner. If the victim(s) refuse her offer, she then immediately wrecks their crap, killing innocent people and making her coven and minions loot the wreckage.
Yeah, Kazimir wants to revenge murder her.
I like how Peaceful Solution is followed by killing and looting
That ancient hag's most known tactic is taking power in a peaceful (although still damaging to anybody who is not her) manner. If the victim(s) refuse her offer, she then immediately wrecks their crap, killing innocent people and making her coven and minions loot the wreckage.
Yeah, Kazimir wants to revenge murder her.
I like how Peaceful Solution is followed by killing and looting
Not unless her victim agrees to her peaceful solution, though. However, most of the deals benefit her mostly, and vaguely hint at the victim(s) maybe / maybe not selling their soul(s) to her (and not the kind of selling your soul you do with archdevils and demon lords, as soon as Ingrid has the victim's full name and soul, she then goes back to her coven, who then creates a magical effect that causes the victim to be able to be enthralled by Ingrid at any given time, using victim for her dirty work). Kazimir's father read EXTREMELY CAREFULLY at the contract, and basically went, "Yeah, no thanks, lol." He mostly refused because he wasn't driven by money. He was driven by taking care of his family, workers, and subjects. Then that angered Ingrid because when she realized her bribery "honest negotiation" didn't work on somebody who is driven by caring for other's needs, she then gathers her forces and raids crap. She has done this to towns both on the feywild and material plane. Kazimir's town was the only case where somebody survived, though. However, she doesn't attempt this on larger towns and cities because of better security. She goes for towns that have no walls and low-security, aka basically every settlement in the feywild that doesn't contain an archfey/isn't 100% important to the archfey. Targeting Kazimir's Town was also tactical for Ingrid because that would cause major destruction to the feywild's alcohol trade, which would hurt the economy (since the fey like to party, especially the seelie fey, which she was trying to take down).
Tiefling Warlock (of unspecified alignment): "I don't know about you guys, but I'm feeling really happy right now." Human Pirate Rogue: "Is it because we just burnt down that town?" Warlock: "It could be because of that town we just burnt down."
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Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
Tiefling Warlock (of unspecified alignment): "I don't know about you guys, but I'm feeling really happy right now." Human Pirate Rogue: "Is it because we just burnt down that town?" Warlock: "It could be because of that town we just burnt down."
Just the average tiefling warlock of the fiend, TBH.
The Paladin didn't feel good about it after the fact. ...and it's always after the fact when he realizes that what he was involved in probably didn't help him on his journey to atonement. He suggested that he might have to help old ladies cross the street 10,000x (whether they want to or not) just to account for the new deficit.
To be fair to the adventurers, the townsfolk attacked them first, and the town was very anti-giant toward a peaceful giant - accusing him of things he didn't do just to get adventurers to attack him - not expecting adventurers such as these who prefer fast-talking and subterfuge to out-right bloodshed. (The 60.1 good-aligned but still horribly-cursed skeleton army at their command prefers bloodshed to talking. So... technically, the clueless Chaotic Good Half-Orc Bard [in charge of the skeletons] is responsible for burning down the town.) The town attacked them when they were trying to move all his belongings across the fields outside of the town. (Kinda obvious.)
To be fair to the town, the party made a deal with the giant to swindle the town into thinking they finally vanquished the "undesirable" giant neighbor and received a giant reward for it. (c wut i did ther?) Of course, the town was irate.
Probably doesn't make them look any better that they played bowls with 30 of the skeletons while the remaining 30 continued to burn down the town around them. (The skeletons used their own heads for the bowls tourney.)
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Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider. My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong. I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲 “It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
Context: Earlier that session, the bard was trying to explain to a little girl named Sylvelia(who the party had just saved from a basilisk) how to tell the difference between creatures she should look in the eyes (ex. humans, elves, gnomes, dragonborns, etc) and what creatures she SHOULDN'T look in the eyes (like basiilisks). Basically it boiled down to "If it looks like it could eat you, don't look it in the eyes". During an ooc conversation later on, the bard's player explained that she hated scallops because "the way they swim makes them look like they could eat a child", which lead to this reply:
"I guess Sylvelia shouldn't look scallops in the eye then"
Bard: "In this world, there's good, bad and neutral- or as I like to call it," *Points to CN sorceror* "that a**hole out there."
Little Girl: *Waves* "Hi, 'That-A**hole-Out-There!"
Ranger: "As a water genasi, I can breathe both air and water."
Sorceror: "As a chaotic b****, I can just steal the monk's water-breathing cap."
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Is there a reason for the third quote? Because that is the level of crap that only D&D players can achieve when playing.
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From a stream:
After the group (all male character - and completely drunk) express a growing friendship after years of being adversarial (though one of them is new):
Party (chanting): "Man-ly love! Man-ly love! Man-ly love!"
Barbarian: "Okay. That's enough."
Artificer: "Yeah. Let's stop."
Rogue (refusing to stop): "MANLY LOVE!!" -and starts trying to doff all his clothes but is too drunk to do so with the Sorcerer trying to stop him-
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
Druid: “Why does everyone target me!”
DM: “You did conjure two giant bears.”
Barbarian: “Now I feel like I’m failing my job as a tank 🙁. “
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
“Wait, we’re not carrying around Yeti meat?”
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
"Yes, you can smack the child."
“Look, the hag that traumatized you!”
Deception: 14
Insight: 13
”AHHHHHHHHHHHH!”
RIP Tavern.
All hail King Jovan Fluffycloud Prince
Teleporting elf monk supremacy!, but druids are better
[Cactus]Waffles!”I don’t have any good quotes to put in my sig.” -Me
My satyr warlock has green hag-related PTSD. I hope when he tells the other PCs, the party doesn't act like this or they will be losing their satyr buddy (who is the only one who knows a lot about the feywild if they ever go into there).
More info plz
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
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( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
The character's name is Lord Kazimir Avitus (though the title is empty), btw. Here is his backstory:
Kazimir was born to a loving noble family who ruled a feywild satyr town and ran a company called Avitus Brewery Co. His mother's name was Aida, and his father's name was Kephalos. He had a younger sister named Yoriko. He lived happily until, one day, an old, human-looking woman with yellow eyes, dark blue hair, and green, tattered robes came into his father's office and asked to buy the company and the town. He refused the offer. The next day, the woman appeared in the town square, and yelled about how Kaz's father got in her way, and then she revealed herself to be an ancient green hag known as Ingrid, who was quickly joined by her coven and their minions. They attacked the town, causing a lot of collateral damage, killing men, women, and children satyrs alike. Kaz managed to survive, but his friends and family didn't. He was 15 at the time. Not knowing what to do, he ran away. When he was 17, he saw Queen Titania of the Summer Court come to him in a dream, offering help. He made a warlock pact with her, and entered a portal to the material plane, finding himself on the Moonshae Isles.
Kazimir is currently 22, btw. Before the campaign started, he mostly did odd jobs here and there for the islands' townsfolk to make coin.
It'd also be detrimental to the party to be make insensitive jokes about Kaz's past and cause him to leave because he is a really good damage dealer. His spell attack bonus and spell save DC is higher than the bard's and the cleric's. He managed to get his Charisma maxed out at level 1 thanks to the +2 bonus to Charisma score from being a satry.
Ah yes, old ladys who wish to buy companies will do that to you
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
That ancient hag's most known tactic is taking power in a peaceful (although still damaging to anybody who is not her) manner. If the victim(s) refuse her offer, she then immediately wrecks their crap, killing innocent people and making her coven and minions loot the wreckage. You have to keep in mind that this is fey that we're dealing with. They can be tricky to predict.
And, yeah, Kazimir wants to revenge murder her.
I like how Peaceful Solution is followed by killing and looting
: Systems Online : Nikoli_Goodfellow Homebrew : My WIP Homebrew Class :
(\_/)
( u u)
o/ \🥛🍪 Hey, take care of yourself alright?
Not unless her victim agrees to her peaceful solution, though. However, most of the deals benefit her mostly, and vaguely hint at the victim(s) maybe / maybe not selling their soul(s) to her (and not the kind of selling your soul you do with archdevils and demon lords, as soon as Ingrid has the victim's full name and soul, she then goes back to her coven, who then creates a magical effect that causes the victim to be able to be enthralled by Ingrid at any given time, using victim for her dirty work). Kazimir's father read EXTREMELY CAREFULLY at the contract, and basically went, "Yeah, no thanks, lol." He mostly refused because he wasn't driven by money. He was driven by taking care of his family, workers, and subjects. Then that angered Ingrid because when she realized her
bribery"honest negotiation" didn't work on somebody who is driven by caring for other's needs, she then gathers her forces and raids crap. She has done this to towns both on the feywild and material plane. Kazimir's town was the only case where somebody survived, though. However, she doesn't attempt this on larger towns and cities because of better security. She goes for towns that have no walls and low-security, aka basically every settlement in the feywild that doesn't contain an archfey/isn't 100% important to the archfey. Targeting Kazimir's Town was also tactical for Ingrid because that would cause major destruction to the feywild's alcohol trade, which would hurt the economy (since the fey like to party, especially the seelie fey, which she was trying to take down).From a stream happening right now:
Tiefling Warlock (of unspecified alignment): "I don't know about you guys, but I'm feeling really happy right now."
Human Pirate Rogue: "Is it because we just burnt down that town?"
Warlock: "It could be because of that town we just burnt down."
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
Just the average tiefling warlock of the fiend, TBH.
The Paladin didn't feel good about it after the fact. ...and it's always after the fact when he realizes that what he was involved in probably didn't help him on his journey to atonement. He suggested that he might have to help old ladies cross the street 10,000x (whether they want to or not) just to account for the new deficit.
To be fair to the adventurers, the townsfolk attacked them first, and the town was very anti-giant toward a peaceful giant - accusing him of things he didn't do just to get adventurers to attack him - not expecting adventurers such as these who prefer fast-talking and subterfuge to out-right bloodshed. (The 60.1 good-aligned but still horribly-cursed skeleton army at their command prefers bloodshed to talking. So... technically, the clueless Chaotic Good Half-Orc Bard [in charge of the skeletons] is responsible for burning down the town.) The town attacked them when they were trying to move all his belongings across the fields outside of the town. (Kinda obvious.)
To be fair to the town, the party made a deal with the giant to swindle the town into thinking they finally vanquished the "undesirable" giant neighbor and received a giant reward for it. (c wut i did ther?) Of course, the town was irate.
Probably doesn't make them look any better that they played bowls with 30 of the skeletons while the remaining 30 continued to burn down the town around them. (The skeletons used their own heads for the bowls tourney.)
Human. Male. Possibly. Don't be a divider.
My characters' backgrounds are written like instruction manuals rather than stories. My opinion and preferences don't mean you're wrong.
I am 99.7603% convinced that the digital dice are messing with me. I roll high when nobody's looking and low when anyone else can see.🎲
“It's a bit early to be thinking about an epitaph. No?” will be my epitaph.
"The character eats a chunk out of a cave"
Supreme Cat-lover Of The First Grade
I AM A CAT PERSON. /\_____/\
She/her pronouns please. (=^.^=)
"Congrats. You have +2 in eating caves now."
Supreme Cat-lover Of The First Grade
I AM A CAT PERSON. /\_____/\
She/her pronouns please. (=^.^=)
Context: Earlier that session, the bard was trying to explain to a little girl named Sylvelia(who the party had just saved from a basilisk) how to tell the difference between creatures she should look in the eyes (ex. humans, elves, gnomes, dragonborns, etc) and what creatures she SHOULDN'T look in the eyes (like basiilisks). Basically it boiled down to "If it looks like it could eat you, don't look it in the eyes". During an ooc conversation later on, the bard's player explained that she hated scallops because "the way they swim makes them look like they could eat a child", which lead to this reply:
"I guess Sylvelia shouldn't look scallops in the eye then"
Bard: "In this world, there's good, bad and neutral- or as I like to call it," *Points to CN sorceror* "that a**hole out there."
Little Girl: *Waves* "Hi, 'That-A**hole-Out-There!"
Ranger: "As a water genasi, I can breathe both air and water."
Sorceror: "As a chaotic b****, I can just steal the monk's water-breathing cap."
Morrigan Corax, The Phantom Queen, Breaker of The Elemental Chains, and Flaming Chicken
Cassilia Decalia, Servant of His Xanthous Majesty. "It's not narcissism, it's histrionicism, dearie."
Dokuhebi Tsuchinoko, child of the serpent goddess and temporary mother of squidlings
Envelope Lastname is going to be the death of me.
I'm allergic to fireball
Is there a reason for the third quote? Because that is the level of crap that only D&D players can achieve when playing.
I am part of the Cult of Grammar. Respect us. Or we will find the slightest mistake in your grammar, and never let you forget it.
Clones would have saved Star Wars, and Kylo Ren sucks.
MAKE THE EMPIRE GREAT AGAIN!!! I am a stormtrooper, and the Skywalker family is made of nothing but idiots who are insane. Cough Anakin and Luke Skywalker Cough
Don't even TRY to argue with me about Star Wars.